Tetsuo editionPrevious >>204416829
Chu Ishikawa is the real star of Tetsuo.
So I watched Terrifier 2, I liked it a lot. Probably better than the first. The only thing I didn't like was everyone being so mean to the little chud
waifufaggotry aside, did u rike it?
Are there any horror films with david lynch vibes? I want Eraserhead but even weirder.
>>204422585Few movie soundtracks stick with me but that pumped up Tetsuo theme is always in my head
>>204422597its certified kino
>>204422597Unironically better than the original
>>204422590You should watch Terrifier 3 when you can. People are nicer to the chud in that movie, but his role is somewhat smaller than the last film.
>>204422652It's not better, it's just a good addition
>>204422590at least his big sister protected him
this ain't horror related, but I vividly remember watching a version of sling blade where they actually show offscreen him killing the kid and his mother, but can't seem to find the version anywhere. Does this actually exist or am i just retarded?
>>204422721They show it off screen?
>>204422721damn Sling Blade UNRATED would be ultimate kino
Personal 2024 rankings UPDATEDTop Tier:Terrifier 3MaxxxineIn a Violent NatureLisa FrankensteinLate Night with the DevilBeezelGood Tier:Alien: RomulusStopmotionI Saw the TV GlowHere for BloodWinnie the Pooh Blood and Honey 2V/H/S/ BeyondFrogmanEight EyesAbigailMid Tier:Salem's LotLonglegsArcadianThe First OmenImmaculateBad Movies:TrapDestroy All NeighborsUnder ParisDeer Camp 85The Strangers Chapter 1FollowersBagheadFounders DayYes, I am a woman.
>>204422742like doesn't show the actual killing, because the camera pans away.
>>204422781That's a good list
>>204422600friday the 13th 3Dpirahna 3DDFinal Destination 4
Watching Never Let Go for Alexandre Aja. Casting looks shitty.
>>204422640I love that metallic percussion so much man.
>>204422781I know this is a "le incredibly unfunny satire" post, but I despise list posting. just fuck off to trannyboxd already.
>>204422781Can’t tell if this is bait. Maybe throw in X to confirm.
>>204421795>AlucardaBased. No but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>>204422868X is not a 2024 release
>>204422829The mannerisms and speech in the movie do not even look like black people lmao. It is so fake. Those two kids are acting too civilized. I have no idea how Americans watch this slop nonstop.
oddity and sick are the best horror movies of the past half decade, potential classics both
>>204422855this
Post movies with actual evil vibes
>>204422940The Last House on the Left
>>204422781Lmao. The pic plus the list plus the “I am a woman.” Are you also black lol
>>204422925>The FemCell
>>204422855lists are the lifesblood of horror movie autism and theyre great even when theyre badwe could all do with more lists and less of the youknowwhat
What goes through a film crews head when they make films with nappy headed negro kids and making them act like intelligent kids. lol I can’t watch this film without a major sense of disbelief. Will keep you guys updated.
>>204423016> less of the youknowwhatHarperposting. Yeah definitely
>>204422526How about a long, hard one?
>>204423063Sure. Make it black too I guess. It’s the weekend.
>>204422781>Wassup doc
>>204422940angsti watch a lot of horror movies with my mum and that's the only one that left her disturbed lol. still feel bad for making her watch that.
>>204423016Thank you, I am the anon who updates this list. I truly don't care if people agree, and I don't expect them to, but it provokes discussion about actual movies instead of the low quality shitposting that's usually in these threads. Picrel, the full notepad list including the non-horror films I've watched this year.Once again - if you do not like my list and want to talk shit, please simply tell me what YOUR top tier horror films of 2024 are.
>>204422906I wasn't a big fan of Oddity; the climax falls flat. Props for the atmosphere and production design though - it feels like a stage play, which is pretty cool.
Did anyone see Never Let Go. It’s like ghetto people playing the role of educated city folks. No black kids talk like that.
>>204422597i liked it a lot. it remains faithful to the original while adding a lot of cool stuff and changing some stuff for the better. gotta be one of the best remakes ever made
>>204422876Don't say that, you'll gonna summon the duck guy.>>204423119Very cool your mom watches horror with you, mine would never watch a horror film, she's still traumatized from seeing The Exorcist sometime in the late 70s kek.
>>204423130>it provokes discussion about actual moviesposting about 1-5 movie does that.posting about 100 just zeros in on the worst films that trigger schizos. list-posters are up there with mass repliers in terms of spam.
>>204422906Sick was lame, Kevin Williamson is washed. The best scene in this movie was a joke in the trailer about the masked woman in her car not letting the girl in without a mask.
>>204423130I legit can’t tell if you are shitposting or not
>>204423195I did not intend to contribute negatively, that was not my goal. I will take this into consideration and maybe only post my top tier next time if that's more digestible.
>>204423130This is the most reddit ranking of all time
>>204423274I'm not trying to shitpost, I was just sharing a list. I'm not claiming 2024 was a banner year for horror, I'm just watching everything I can and ranking what I saw. I would genuinely like to see if anyone has any other recs for top tier horror movies this year.
>>204423310Fr. Blud just posted every mainstream slop into his list.
>>204422781Lmfao this post cracks me up. ROFL. And the picture.
>>204423280not even trying to hate, I appreciate anons who actual watch movies.personally despite the directors best attempts, I Saw The TV Glow was one of the better films of the year.
>>204423335Correct, I watch a lot of movies and that includes mainstream films. What did you think of Here for Blood or Eight Eyes, anon? Were they any super obscure hidden gems you saw that I missed? Don't hold out on me.
>>204423280Just reread the post, didn’t know you’re a woman. Maybe that’s why you have bad taste.
>>204423016>we could all do with more listsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI mean, at least make them specific to a horror sub genre, nerds.
>>204423360Looking forward to you sperging out and 100+ of these shitty samefag posts disappear.
>>204423395I'm a 34 year old heterosexual male and I don't really care what people think about my taste. Do you have any 2024 films you'd rank above my top tier, since your taste is so good?
>>204422781Someone post this Reddit and see what they say.
>Critters Attack!It's not as bad as the ratings would have you believe. It's just kind of bland.Comparing it to the original quadrilogy, it doesn't have that tone and familiar casting that make the first 4 so comfy. Judging it on its own, it spends too much time on characters that just aren't endearing, aren't entertaining. The "parents are gone, it's just us kids" set-up feels very generic and half-hearted.The actual critters scenes aren't bad, and it's all practical effects. It's not as fun and zany as Critters 2 but it's still fun to watch Critters munch on people and then eventually get their shit blown apart and chopped in half. It also has an unnecessary feminist message tacked onto it, but it did come out in 2019.I'll probably make some webms later so you guys can see the cool parts without having to watch the whole thing.On to Hobgoblins now. I've seen 2 other Rick Sloan movies so I have an idea of what to expect, and it's apparently a notoriously bad movie, but I always try to go into things without bias.
Watching Never Let Go. My guess is Halle berry has mental issues from a trauma and the monsters aren’t real.
>>204423430That list is but male and heterosexual.
>>204423325>Blood DinerI watched this last night as the B-side to Auntie Lee's Meat Pies. Really fun movie
>>204423460>It's not as bad as the ratings would have you believe. It's just kind of bland.same for most of the big remakes. NOES, F13, Child's Play etc.sovless.
>>204423430> I'm a 34 year old heterosexual male No straight person says this, woman.
>>204423525>mfw no one has made a crying cat edit of Jonesy yet
>>204423132>the climax falls flat.at first i thought it was underwhelming, rewatch was betterthe ending was fairly unexpected, for me anyhow, and that elevates it above a meh/5 into a decent/5, the rest of it are good enough that the semiweak ending was overlookableon rewatch the main characters "you made me kill an innocent man and now i'm going to have to pay for that" speech she gives the husband was awesome(ly telling), didnt want that to happen to her but it was pretty fuckin neat it did
Guess whose birthday it is tomorrow?
>>204423430You’re a 34 year heterosexual male with the taste of a 45 year old woman.
>>204423130a romulus fanclearly a man of tasteits the first alien movie to not have a whole bunch of nameless justheretodie characters bobbing around in the background until its their turn to go "nooooo" and dieprops to romulus
>>204423583She’s attractive. Shame she walled so early. 22 is too early. At least she did well in the First Omen.
>>204423525That's the word, soulless.Technically okay enough to be watchable but not gripping in any way. Generic script, basic acting, more an homage than an original movie. Unremarkable.Like I said though, the parts with the critters were still nice. It's hard to fuck that up.
>>204423474My guess is The Evil is actually how she perceives protective services trying to rescue her children.
watch Sleepwalkers for basedest kot
>>204423583Sacha Baron Cohen's
>>204423280dont listen to the thread police douchei dont think a big ass list is a bad thing and no way in hell its worse than the troll/spam, or worse, the constant bitching about the troll/spampost them big ass lists all day long, post away list boy post away
*cough*sci-fi horror that isn't alien, predator, or event horizon.. por favor...
>>204423622The FF13 remake gets better with age.
>>204423504>>204423540>>204423588Once again, I'm not seeing any recommendations or suggestions of what 2024 films are above my top tier. That seems like a pretty simply ask.
>>204423674Leviathan
>>204423583this guy's
>>204423231i like how once the killer attacks them initially at the cabin there is a straight run in realtime of about 20/30 minutes of intense action after a long(ish) buildupsick (2022) is a 5/5 modern classic slasher, best in years at least
>>204423667Blud legit just posted every mainstream horror slop that came out in 2024. ||skull||
>>204423674watch Galaxy of Terror and Forbidden World as a double feature if you like tits and alien-ripoff kind of films.
>>204423325>I would genuinely like to see if anyone has any other recs for top tier horror movies this year.people would rather bitch about your post then talk about horror mvoies :/ its a real 'kolobos' type of situation we got here
>>204423674The Cube series
>>204423588She literally said she is a woman you retard.
>>204423746more reason to not post dumb long lists
>>204423648>>204423718I meant Nell Tiger Free! She turns 26 years old tomorrow!
>>204423727Imagine having a top 10 list and every movie is main stream slop. Peak Reddit npc moment. Probably vaxxed and triple boosted.
>>204423782AOC turns 35 tomorrow!
>>204422597Yeah It's pretty good.
pumpkinhead gods...where we at
>>204423793Fr fr. Type of guy to wear a face diaper while watching horror kinos too.
>>204423793What's your top 10 list of 2024? Or even top 5?
>>204423676prolly sacrilege to say this here but it's my favorite f13 flick. Jason is just so cool and menacing in that film.
>>204423727>Blud legit just posted every mainstream horror slop that came out in 2024. ||skull||i watch mainstream and gritty 2cool4school underground horror as welli like horror though, even super avant garde stuff like kolobo
>>204423620HE'S BACKLet the seething commence
>>204423821Really? She is only 35? Holy shit. I thought she was early to mid 40s.
>>204423842>making listslol faggot, my taste in movies cannot be expressed linearly
>>204423842I do not watch more than 2 or 3 new movies a year max. Older films are an order of magnitude better than the shit they out out now.
>>204423851I can see where you’re coming from. Similar to how Daniel Craig brought us a muscular and physically active Bond. Nice and refreshing showing us Jason using his physique and his lair.
>>204423842HALT: you are interacting with the intolerable homosexual spammer known as "pissman". Nothing can be gained from this.All you can do is wait until he dies of aids, or hundreds of his posts get jannied after he spergs out and posts porn of some kind.
Nell Tiger Free is beautiful and talented
>>204422781>Top Tier: Maxxxine>Yes, I am a woman.Figures
>>204423887That's cool a lot of people do that, but since you haven't actually seen the vast majority of the movies on my list maybe you should simply shut the fuck up and keep your ignorance to yourself, maggot.
I don’t mind the list even if it is Reddit. It is better than the harperposting and kolobosposting. It encourages discussion.
>>204422962>>204423119I have seen both. Angst I would agree with. It is one of my favorite movies.
>>204423953great discussion
>>204423940Watching more than 2-4 mainstream movies will give you brain rot. You’re probably blacked and cucked now.
>>204423928Yeah she is quite pleasant to look at. Very easy on the eyes without being bland.
>>204423828*ch-CHK*You rang?
>>204423988What?
>>204423993dont put down mainstream horror, while watching the substance i had a moment of clarity and changed my voter registration to democrat, kamala is the grassroots candidate we NEED right now and i owe that important realization to the glut of absolutely brat-tastic mainstream horror being released this days!
>>204424030great discussion
>>204423872You can't name 5 movies that you just enjoyed from 2024? In any non-linear order that you like? OK.
>>204422829It's essentially a Shyamalan movie- The Village particularly- plus other tropes. Great? No. Good? Not quite. But it's worth a watch. The way a character escapes death is absurd. Color-grading cinematography is subpar here and there. The ending has a sliver of ambiguity.
>>204424046REALLY GREAT DISCUSSION.
>>204424045I see. You’re being sarcastic. Great contribution. I'm a 34 year old heterosexual male
>>204424065What would you like to talk about anon?
>>204424063I swear Alexandre Aja saved this film. A good director can make a shitty film watchable.
>>204423793Aaaand he's back too! Which makes it seem that NPM/cock lodge are one and the same-- or have they been banned on the same day?
>>204423119I think I disagree about Angst. evil needs some kind of intent behind it... the Angst-tard is almost pitiful. he's almost like a victim of his urges, just ill, like his brain is wired up wrong.Long Legs wasn't a great film, but you got the feeling that Long Legs actually has enough agency to be evil.
>>204424078I want to talk about X
>>204424046Who tf has the time these days to list out 5 whole movies like get a life I'm busy?
Is "The Wailing" good? I don't watch many foreign films because I hate subtitles
>>204423674V/H/S Beyond
>>204423993What were your favorite independent horror films of 2024? I know we're all big horror movie fans here, so I'm really interested in hearing what you preferred instead. Do you have any recommendations?
>>204424140Kek blud do how to read
>>204424140its very Korean and melodramatic at times but has great atmosphere and some good spookz
>>204423959It's one of my favorites as well.Bit of a jarring (or refreshing) watch after seeing movies depicting psychos as cool/badass/mysterious. The MC in Angst is just a disgusting fucked up individual who's also retarded at the whole serial killer thing, and there's nothing more to it. He for sure ain't ever getting any literally me edits.
>>204424139>others must play by MY rules! you must engage with me on MY grounds the way I want you to!simple minds
>>204424133We know you really want to talk about how your monkeypoX is acting up pissman.
>>204424154No One Will Save You.
>>204424200>bad cgi aliensno
>>204424223on the plus side, the woman is silent
>>204424139Are you really busy anon? We're all posting on 4chan on a Friday night. You post in the horror thread on the TV and film board, and you told me how bad my list is, but you can't name 5 films you enjoyed in the past 10 months? Can you name 3? I thought this was an enthusiast board.
I have only watched 1 (one) horror movie so far this October.
Kek that woman’s list of shitty films really sparked a great discussion.
Watching Daddy's Head. Will report back when it's over.
>>204424276What would you like to talk about instead anon?
>>204424262what was it.
>>204424104He made an effort and did the best he could with the somewhat derivative material. Also props for making it r-rated even though with a few tweaks they could have gotten a pg-13 rating. He also didn't shy away from showing black people displaying poor impulse control and committing acts of violence and breaking the current Hollywood woke limits apart.
Reccomended horror movies for a confirmed white man?
>>204424292Madman (1981)
>>204423674Planet of the VampiresLifeforce
>>204423764nta but i watched the first one a while back, and some questionable acting aside i liked it a lothow are the sequels?
>>204424289you were warned >>204423917you're just being baited by the same autistic retard over and over.
>>204424289Well, not him, but that list left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth I think is safe to assume.
>>204424306confirmed for paying to give away your DNA like a dumb golem
>>204424306The Lodge
>>204424317Good? haven't actually seen that.
>>2044241409.5/10.
>>204424336Peak Reddit npc behaviour. No wonder modern movies are so dumb and simple.
>>204424262>>204424292>>204424317Wait nvm I did watch the Joe Bob Briggs version of Halloween that’s on Shudder but that hardly counts since I’ve seen that movie 1,000 times.
>>204424367Peak Homo Spammer comment. No wonder modern /hor/ threads are so faggoty and disgusting.
>>204424348It’s awful but in a so bad it’s good kind of way.
>>204422781Is this a new meme or copy pasta?
>>204424332I've got a LOT more 2024 movies queued up on my Plex server, but I'm focused on my October watchlist at the moment. Stay tuned, I will be posting a huge November update to The List.
>>204424238thats literally not even how you spell enthusiast?
>>204424336Probably posted his results on Reddit too
>>204424421Love Nielsen's comfy sweater in this flick.
You will never be jewish
>>204422781Not a bad list
>>204424450no but I posted your sister's sex tape
>>204424450>this poster is literally a limp wristed queer
>>204424477Very anti-Christian post
>>204422781post your 2023 list anon and include the bottom tiers, we only have your taste to judge in relative ranking and it's good for the casuals to spot the turds so they don't waste their night
>>204422640Tetsuo is so unappealing.
I can't decide which general is more mentally ill, this one or /film/
>>204422781For me this year's best so far are LNwtD 7/10Oddity 7/10IaVN 6,5/10VHS Beyond 6,5/10Longlegs 5,5/10Under Paris 5,5/10Never Let Go is okayish, I also watched and disliked Maxxxine, First Omen, Immaculate, The Watchers, Tarot and Apartment 7A.
>>204424131Does the force that possesses him not feel devilish to you?
3 days sure goes by quick
>>204424524well there's only really one schizo in /hor/. the general is pretty good when he sleeps.
>>204424531>Apartment 7a was cringe and woke and feminist. wtf was the audience even? How you gon remake a Polanski classic?
>>204424573Who are you quoting?
>>204424573It's technically a "prequel" but it sucks because:-it's a retread of Rosemary's Baby with less mystery/atmosphere and too much drama -it's technically mediocre with unappealing visuals and nondescript cinematography-acting is subpar and stereotyped-it tries to unjew some characters-it has a woke antagonist (a beautiful blonde)-worst of all, it is (just like the equally dishonest First Omen and Immaculate) blatant pro-abortion propaganda.
That huge list of shitty horror films ruined this thread from the start
>>204424567hilarious how perfect this is and someone isn't from /hor/
>>204424644Interesting points. Don’t forget the forced blacked characters. Everything about the movie was so bland, shitty even or subpar as you say.
The previous thread got me thinking..What kinds of horror movies from your experience are more likely to filter women? Personally I've noticed anything with humorous elements doesn't do very well. Watching movies like pic related, Return of the Living Dead, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space with my mom, ex, and female friends in my circle were painful experiences.
>>204424558I guess not. Don't get me wrong, it was one of the best depictions of soulless depravity I've seen.It's not as gritty, but Michael Myers to me is evil. His drive to kill seems inhuman, as if there are no traditional brain patterns to achieve it.
>>204424131Evil does not require any intent.
watch this masterpiece you retards
>>204424567Reddit behaviour
>>204424710because you called me a retard, i wont.
>>204424710>Kevin Smith
>>204424710I did, a long time ago. As with Tusk, Michael Parks carries it
>>204424732Grow a pair, Nancy
>>204424689>What kinds of horror movies from your experience are more likely to filter women?anything with rape.
>>204424514My 2023 rankingsTop tier:When Evil LurksThanksgivingGodzilla Minus OneGood tier:Totally KillerSaw XEight EyesRenfieldInfinity PoolTaeter BurgerMid tier:The ConferenceMeg 2Suitable FleshKnock at the CabinWinnie the Pooh Blood and HoneyOnyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of SoulsBad Movies:Scream 6Hell House LLC OriginsCobwebMary Had a Little LambThree Blind MiceSlotherhouseLast Voyage of the DemeterFive Nights at Freddy'sIt's a Wonderful KnifeKill Her GoatsThe Exorcist BelieverEvil Dead Rise (This pains me because Evil Dead is my favorite franchise)
>>204424545trolololololololololololol
>>204424683>Don’t forget the forced blacked characters.Exactly, that too. And ofc the mc's friend is nonwhite. The movie is one of those propaganda pieces churned out by the Hollywood system with a specific ideological bias that backfires because of how dull these trudging lecturing attempts are.
>>204424689I took a girl from work to the evil dead musical and she seemed to enjoy it and didn't stop talking to me or anything after so I don't know about that
>>204424750>grow a pair, Nancy, would ya?
Can anyone recommend me movies?My all time favorites are The Thing (1982), Zeiram, Tetsuo, and Night of the Living Dead (1968).
>>204424689I can't watch anything with anyone. People are too much of a distraction to be able to focus on a movie.
>>204424689Idk anon my ex gf was obsessed with the chucky movies (which become goofy and silly later on since bride) and she was into tiffany and chucky a lot
>>204424689I love women and dislike homosexuals (yuck).Homos are most filtered by beautiful women.
>>204424757Blud got roasted and changed his movies lols
isn't this>>204424710 the douchebag that was posting bible verses in /hor/?
>>204424781>People are too much of a distraction to be able to focus on a movie.haven't you learned how to tune out the loud voices?
>>204424832Cock Lodge? aka gay spongebob fag?
>>204424689Women like horror movies that 1)have easy to grasp plots (meaning: no House by the Cemetery for instance) 2)have some sexual chemistry (so no weirdo killer movie except for stuff that sticks to the previous item such as Friday the 13th) and 3) lean on suspense elements rather than gore or creatures.
>>204424779I watched 964 Pinocchio and it's a lot like Tetsuo. maybe you're the anon who hated it but I'll mention it anyway.assume you've also seen Evil Dead Trap and The Boxer's Omen.
>>204424853women also love my cock
>>204422640I listen to the OST of tetsuo 2 body hammer while writing my scifi and its a genuinely unearthly experience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZlY4Nzj9vA&ab_channel=CultSoundtracks
>>204424843No, which ones?
>>204424869Haven't seen any of those but I saw someone else talking about 964 Pinnochio recently. Will be watching all of those, thanks!
>>204424771While we're on that, in Critters Attack! the white sheriff's niece and nephew were black, and the old Chinese guy's nephew was an Indian man. The casting in a lot of modern movies does feel jarring and unnatural, as they try to fit in every ethnicity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhrizFgKcgcCabianon...
yep it's him>>204424846 whenever he gets called out on his christcuck shit he starts talking about sucking cocks
>>204424873Based
>>204424919oh, nice. the director of Pinnochio was second director for Tetsuo, so if it seems extremely familiar that's why.
>>204424934He's either an underage /b/tard or just plain retarded.
>>204424901all of them if your lucky.
>>204424832Kek
>>204424950>the future of all vr addicts
>>204424950I get the reasons why people didn't like Tetsuo 3, but at the same time they were all the reasons I liked Tetsuo 3.
>>204424689Years ago in college I had a date with a girl I worked with at a restaurant. She told me to come over and bring some horror movies to watch and I asked her what kind of horror movies she likes. She said she liked extreme horror, so I took her at her word and autistically Googled "most extreme horror films". I went to her house with a USB drive loaded with Martyrs and A Serbian Film, neither of which I had seen previously. The first movie we watched was Martyrs and we both enjoyed it and had a good time. Serbian Film absolutely nuked the vibe of this night and this girl definitely thinks I'm a freak to this day.
>>204424853>or creaturesDefinitely this. The Godzilla/kaiju fandom for instance gatekeeps itself since the concept of big monsters fighting each other is impenetrable for women. Fujoshitters aside that is, but I don't think they even watch the films.
>>204424779The Thing (1982):Lifeforce, The Void>TetsuoThe Subject (VHS 99 episode), RoboGeisha (scifi), Full Metal Yakuza (crime/scifi)>Night of the Living Dead (1968).I am a Hero. Also Earth Dies Screaming/Day the World Ended/The World, the Flesh and the Devil (all 3 more scifi-ish).
>>204422781I agree more than I disagree with your list so whatever, I guess
>>204425011meatball machine is also good for tetsuo fans, although its considerably cheesier
>>204424959he's just some christcuck that spams bad horror movies because he thinks all horror movies are satanic
>>204425004kek.I remember picking A Clockwork Orange in college to impress some people (hadn't seen it) and the rape scenes did not go over well.
I still think this movie has one of the best tone setting openings despite the rest of the movie being kinda meh with like 1 or 2 spooky scenes.
>>204425014good discussion
>>204425053Now I know that what she actually meant was she likes "eww yucky zombie head explode haha" instead of bleakness and depravity but back then I was clueless
Finished Oddity, thoughts? Thought it had some genuinely good scares and atmosphere, but the payoff didn't feel quite as strong as it could have been. The homunculus' build up in particular was pretty strong but I feel like they might have shown it a little too much and made it look a little too natural looking.
>>204424922>The casting in a lot of modern movies does feel jarring and unnatural100%. Also the multicultural/interracial storm chaser team from Twisters is absurd and unrealistic to the point of looking like a SNL parody. Or Vin Diesel surreal black kid in Fast X.And in Never Let Go someone mentioned yesterday that they kid look Somali and they do, no resemblance to Halle Berry (or the father). So even when it's a black family it looks incongruous
>>204425053>WHUTS WRUNG LUV? CAHN HUNDLE A BIT O THE OL' IN-OUT, IN-OUT? A RIOGHT NONDROGGIN LASS I SAYEGGIE WEGGIES!
>>204423953it's Koloposting not Kolobosposting
>>204425107Britbongs unironically talk like this
Just finished Never Let Go. It’s a good film that even two negro kids couldn’t ruin thanks to Aja. Good tier.
>>204424644barsluts not being able to vacuum out unborn babies is the real horror
>>204425097yeah most anons have had the same thoughts. I think the director could make a banger given a bigger budget. He is a short film director primarily though and you can feel it.The "is the bad guy on the outside or inside?" setup was fantastic for example and could be edited into it's own short film.
Slumber Party Massacre III is pretty bland when compared to the first two, how are you gonna follow the batshit insanity of the second one with just a straight up slasher? Plus i thought making the killer a known character and giving him a motive instead of the much more interesting and unique modus of the previous two of having the killer just be a complete random guy that just shows up and starts killing for no reason was lame. The final scene was good and somewhat cathartic though. 1 is good, 2 is great, 3 is just a decent slasher.I don't think i have anymore series in my list, can finally move into individual films now. Watching four Scanners movies was a mistake.
>>204425034True, good call. Iguchi/Nishimura movies are a subgenre of its own with lots of gore, body horror and some tech horror too (Machine Girl)
>>204425097Between Caveat and Oddity I think that guy is really good at maintaining an atmosphere and coming up with good horror set pieces that are actually kinda creepy, but I think he needs some help on the narrative side of things. The stories that tie everything together so far have been kind of weak.
>>204425034kinda looks like one of those gory jap flicks such as machine girl and gore police. too trashy desu. almost on the same level as terrifier for me.tetsuo films are interesting to watch.
>>204425190Japan is like schlock central, think they're so socially repressed you end up with an audience for girls exchanging bugs and puke to each other.
I've posted this before but the Oddity directed made a viral early internet short horror (m'lennial nostalgia)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOU3m_tHtQthis one I think is his best, some good creepypasta creativityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPYA6LS-ZY
>>204425097I liked it. Very comfy and flows in a way that's not convoluted but not overly linear either. Also good characterization and a mix of styles/tropes. It works by stasis rather than scarejumps: motionless scenes that say it all, including the last one.
Watched 15 new to me flicks so far this month.Good standouts: The Boneyard From a Whisper to a Scream Evil Toons RazorbackCrap standouts: Manhattan Baby Vampire Vixens from Outer Space Alien Dead
>>204425230>Razorbackone of the best opening scenes of all time.>Crap: Manhattan Babybut anon, I thought you liked animal attacks. SQUARK SQUARK
>>204425230>Manhattan BabyThe Egypt intro and the stuffed bird scene alone make this a must-watch Fulci classic
>>204423674Screamers
>>204425262Great soundtrack too.
I am a God among men
>>204425190Whereas Tetsuo has a serious, somber techno tone these movies are comedic and go for extreme scenes, including nudity. I enjoy them for being unbridled and unpretentious
>>204425296Will listen to it now that you mention, thx for the heads-up
>>204425262For me those were the only good parts. The rest of it was just boring Fulci.
>>204425364I like it even if it's clearly stitched together (filming had to be adapted as they went along because the budget money wasn't fully received)
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I’m watching Trap right now and it has got me thinking, along with a youTube video too, that men become lame with age like Josh Hartnets character not cause of the man aging but because of the wife. For example, I follow this fitness YouTuber, he is 32 and wife is like 30 and it clear he is fit, active and full of energy. He is lively. His wife is 30, 2 years younger and already over weight, unnattractive and dull. She is losing her liveliness and bounce. The contrast between them is very noticeable even in fake cherry YouTube videos. So it is safe to assume either the husband lowers his energy and dulls himself to match his wife’s or there will be too much contrast between them. And I think it is safe to assume most men just lower themselves to match their wives to keep the wife. Thoughts? I see older married men and they just look defeated be it 30 or 40.
i put a spell on you...and now you're mine!
>>204425398I was wondering why it felt so stilted for so much of the movie. The kids bothered me too.
>>204425423thats why straights hate gays so much wouldnt it be crazy if we sucked each others dicks hahaha?
>>204425423She will probably notice the difference too and use a baby to tie him down
>>204425424Oh my GOD MY COCK IS SO HARD!AHHHHHHHHHH
>>20442542330 and already fat? Damn. I bet her pussy feels amazing to that dick though. Tight as fuck. One girl I talked to was alot smaller than me. It took a couple of times for me to actually fuck her. Never forget the feeling when I finally popped in her pussy. Was like I was paralyzed and she let out a yelp. Then took me a couple of times to actually fuck her long because her pussy was making me cum super fast but when we got going we were fucking like crazy. Was miserable at first because I couldn't get in really but a little bit past the head. First time popped in I was paralyzed and only could lightly humb her cummed with in probably 5 humbs cummed in her even and we went and got plan b pill. She said "I know it was the first time in there but you can not do that again we are to young". I told her I couldn't help it I really couldn't. I really was just balls deep in her and I felt as if I couldn't move. Then we used condoms for about to weeks then she surprised me . Went to her place she is naked in doggie saying surprise no more condoms I have internal BC. Best day of my life. Cummed in her 3 times that night.
>>204425406me the day after eating ghostpepper salsa
>>204425423Women mature much quicker but also become old much quicker. It's nature. The wife in the movie wasn't even an unlikable person but she was 100% housewife. Shyamalan could have even subtly explored some sexual tension between Josh's character and the singer
>>204425451Probably this. Girls ain’t dumb. They notice when the husband is getting out of her league and will push for a baby to secure the marriage. In this specific YouTube example, he is 32 and at the peak of his YouTube career and his wife is 30 and honestly, she’s cooked. She must feel the pressure.
>>204425532>>204425494>>204425423>>>/lgbt/ this is a horror movie thread
>>204425406The gritty cinematography makes it resemble a cartel video.
>>204425562The use of cinematography as a meta narrative was truly breathtaking
>>204425524Like it is insane. Trap got me thinking about this cause Josh Harnet plays a dull uncool dad. And with my YouTube example, the guy is 32, looking better than ever, fitter than ever, making more money than ever, famous as ever and still looks 22. His wife, 30, looks like, not trying to be mean or rude, like total dog shit. >>204425524
Wow, whoever mentioned this movie a little while ago, thank you. Truly one of the most unique, beautiful, disturbing and tragic horror films I've ever seen.And yes, this movie is also very cute and funny.
>>204425625This is not a rare trope in horror movies: how the lack of energy balance in some couples can be an underlying element in the story. Recent case in point: Oddity
finished Daddy's Head. not what I expected (posting a less spoilery version)it's another small modern horror about a kid trying to get on with a fuck up single adult, very overused trope but the actual horror part was slightly more interesting than others I've seen.it wasn't terrible, some of you will like it. had one scene that was cool.
>>204425697Glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. I guess Josh is a good example cause he was getting to lead male actor A lister due to his looks but I guess his acting wasn’t good enough. So now he plays some dull almost weirdo dad is like, well, some woman wet dream. You should see what girls said about Justin Timberlake when they saw pics of him acting lame and all the ladies were so happy to say “ooo men hit the wall too” or something like that.
>>204425766X does something counterintuitive because it has 2 couples where the sexually aggressive person is the woman-- and chaos ensues
>inject The Substance>eat The Stuff>drink Tenafly Viper>travel to Slime City>enrol at Nuke Em High>contract Cabin Fever>cover myself in The Blob>get into The Fly machine>jump in the Ghostbusters river of slime
>>204425805What? The old couple? Or some shit like Maxxine? It’s crazy how a man just keeps rising after 30 and girl is finished at 30. I’m talking about this contrast cause Josh Hartnet was super attractive to girls in the 2000s and my YouTube fitness guy is still in his prime and he is totally out wife’s league.
>>204425820XDDDD SO NERDY
>>204425869The old couple and Jenna/the cameraman. The fact that the natural male energy dominance is upended in the plot results in carnage
>>204425820And finally...Go in the house
>>204425915I guess you can say that about the west too.
>>204425820based /hor/ connoisseur
>>204425871Of course I'm nerdy. What chinese finger puppet forum do you think you're on.
Trap is slight woke too. How that top fbi thinker is some old woman.
>>2044259334chin
>>204425820>get a hickey from Zombie Trash
>>204425933I’m just autistic not a nerd.
>>204425820Become a functioning member of Society
>>204425929You can. So even a movie such as X with supposed "gender reversed roles" for woke purposes ends up proving the opposite point
What's worth watching on Peacock?
phantasm 2 was great. the tall man is a great villain
>>204425999X had gender reversal? I didn’t know X was a deep movie.
>>204425952Getting kind of sick of jealous old women trying to play the smart old wise female role.
>>204426033One of my all time fav series. I recommend seeing the rest - it is a rare series which has little story continuity, but fantastic character continuity. Even when the actors playing them change.
Anyone watch Trap. There is 0 discussion going on.
>>204426020apparently it has Black Christmas (1974), Phantasm (1979), Sleepaway Camp (1983), The Wailing (2016), They Live (1988), Day of the Dead (1985), The Exorcist III (1990).
>>204426036Sure it does: the aggressive killer is the aged, nymphomaniac Pearl instead of her husband and the side character who makes a promiscuous choice is Jenna's instead of the bf (who could be shown as hush-hush fucking some of the pornstars for instance instead of a spineless type).Ti seems to have done it deliberately in both cases. It could be a simple coincidence, but at this day and age he probably did it on purpose and as I mentioned the irony of it is that it backfire if he did it for woke purposes.The movie still remains an example of the dangers of unbridled and unsatisfied woman's lust, so another lesson to be taken from it is that women have to be fucked hard and regularly by their partners.
>>204425999I have no idea what gender reversed roles there were in X. If anything X was more of a straight forward horror film with blacked and cucked themes and it was Maxine that had the girl power bs.
>>204422590don't worry anon, the chud wins in the end.
>>204426144The first 40-50% of the movie that was actually about a killer trying to escape a concert venue was decent. Everything after they left the venue was really bad.
>>204425952I was thinking that until the last scene because Josh's character fools her and he'd fooled his wife and the singer beforehand. One of Shyamalan's nicest and contextually freshest twists
>>204426189> women have to be fucked hard and regularly by their partners.The 32 year old YouTube thing really showed me the contrast between a fit well taken care of 32 year old man vs a 30 year old female and how nothing she does can change the contrast. I think TI west is just doing a bit of wokism.
Wow they actually have a ton of horror movies on Peacock. >>204426184I just added Coherence, The Funhouse, Night of the Living Dead (1990), and Halloween III to my list. They also have a bunch of Universal horror movies, Prom Night II, Candyman, Night of the Demons, The Thing, Hell Night, etc.
>>204426239>CoherenceI liked this one, underdog sci-fi film but has a horror spirit. I watched it around the same time as I saw Triangle, similar film.
>>204426189> unbridled and unsatisfied woman's lustWho cares, women can’t have shit once they hit the wall. I did not notice those themes in Pearl but it is possible it is there.
>>204426194See my previous comment >>204426189Neither of them are that hard to figure out btw. The "cuck" and "blacked" aspects you mentioned are secondary and derived from the fact that it makes feminine characters sexually aggressive and male characters hesitant and/or comparatively subdued.
>>204426208I’m at the part where they left the concert. The woke undertones is definitely there. The fbi profiler is cringe af. Women are stuoid.
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>>204426263>TriangleThey have that too. Haven't seen either but I've added both to my queue.
>>204426239did you pay for peacock?
>>204426340Not personally but I am using it paid
>>204426266NEGROPISS MANI wonder how long until you're banned again you weirdo. Anyway we seem to have summoned you with the current X discussion. BTW have you seen Azrael? Watch it and tell us what you think about the main couple>>204426230>I think TI west is just doing a bit of wokism.Probably, yes, but the resulting lecturing is the opposite of what he attempted if his intention was to portray le stronk wymmin. He was even more heavyhanded on Maxxxine which seems contrived and ultimately cringe
