>The.Substance.2024.1080p.Theater.WEB-DL-NaNi>The.Substance.2024.1080p.Theater.WEB-DL-NaNi>The.Substance.2024.1080p.Theater.WEB-DL-NaNiBrand new web-dl discussion continued!
>>204460152Theater?
>>204460178someone snuck a usb drive into the projector room
Don't think a new thread was necessary. Nobody wants to discuss this.
>>204460152good movie
>>2044601524k uhd bluray remux when?
>>204460216I do, now what fag?
Hi anonymous, its time to pump your cock, lets go *wink*
>>204460186I just noticed the two dudes in the back. I can't masturbate to this now
>>204460152Camcorders or legit
finished. that was kino kek. loads of coomer material too, kept jacking to the very end.
>>204460216Shillbots need to keep posting what jewllywood wants them to
I seriously can't pump it anymore, Sue.
>>204460152walled
>>204460368looks legit
>>204460152Wanna go watch it at the Cinema first
>>204461817Best parts of the movie. If only they were both up and active at the same together while Demi was still attractive...
>>204460152Powerful film in ways that will go over most normie heads
>>204460810>that was kino kek. loads of coomer material too, kept jacking to the very end.
>>204460186With the endless gigaflops of absolutely free and high definition quality porn exactly how do the same like this seemingly catch everyone's attention I don't get it
>>204463500*How do scenes like this
>>204463500>With the endless gigaflops of absolutely free and high definition quality porn exactly how do the same like this seemingly catch everyone's attention I don't get itIt's art and it had something to say
>>204463530And what was that? that getting old sucks people will do anything for beauty or status?
>>204463530kino last shot and I'm not even a gorefag
Post the webms.
>>204463574dont bog yourself
>>204463900KINO CHEEKS
>>204460152Would you take The Substance if it turned you into her?
>>204460152The Slopstance
>>204463900Is that her real butt or not???
>>204463297Decrepit Moore angrily hauling ass across LA in that getup (whilst briefly stumbling and falling over) was funny
Just finished, this is giga fun
Apologize
>>204464280>Would you take The Substance if it turned you into her?No, because I'm a guyMaybe if I was a perfect 18 year old version of myself with the face of a twink and the muscles of a veteran bodybuilder
>>204464710That's kinda gay anon
>>204463297>go over most normie headsIt's pretty blatant, dude. Not too complicated.
>>204464280No because it wouldn't be me and I wouldn't get to experience what she experiences.
>>204464767>That's kinda gay anonI'm a guy so I would want an ideal male body to seduce zoomer women with. But I have a general muscle fetish anyway
>>204464838Yeah, you're fucking gay.
>>204463900SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE
this movie was fun. absolute kino.
>>204460152bitch is ugly as fuck
>>204464911>Yeah, you're fucking gay.I like girls too bud
>>204460152legit one of the ugliest whores of hollywood, no jokeshes so fucking repulsive
>>204460937Now that it is available to watch the shills will start claiming that it's a bad movie and will move on to the next one.
Cool movie but maybe a bit too long for what it was
>>204465247A lot better than the ugly mutt Zendaya and Jenna hollywood now pushing.
>>204465407not a chance in hell. shes legit disfigured
>>204461817brapppp
>>204463900brapppp... imagine if instead of water... is was her urine...
>>204465366It could definitely have been trimmed down, thematically you get what it's doing rather quickly but it feels like it gets bogged down once Sue overindulges and Demi Moore is old but not yet a hunchback, and doesn't pick back up until the Monstro Elizasue bits, which also go on for too longThere's a version of this movie that's a tight 100 minutes that probably would have been better desu
>>204463500gooning/edging it the new masturbating and this is prime goon fuel
>>204463500What is some porn with similar high quality camera work?
>>204465200>I like girls too budBisexual master race
>>204465200Name?
>>204465857>Name?Jennifer Zeinert>>204465826>Bisexual master raceYou get rejected by twice the number of people, it's great. Also LGBT "culture" is super cringe and promiscuous. I mostly just hide my chubs at the gym when I see a guy I fancy and go about my day.I guess I gravitate toward women who are slightly reminiscent of guys or vice versa because of the whole "best of both worlds" thing. I like aspects of both sexes but it would be most ideal to combine them in some way.
>>204463297What was the symbolism in this scene?
>>204465727? I didn't understand what was going on until Demi Moore emerged as a crippled old lady. That's when it clicked.
The soundtrack make me feel sick was very creative how they did this, 1000% times more gruesome than Terrifier
>>204466097>What was the symbolism in this scene?The young hot version is forcing Elizabeth to look at herself in the mirror and compare. It's a show of dominance and also an act of sublimated self hatred since they are literally one person. Sue bashes Elizabeth against the mirror afterwards because she wants to destroy the weak, old, vulnerable part of her psyche.
Youre low T if you wouldn't have sex with Elisasue
Just finished watching this abomination. What's with all the unnecessary nudity in movies lately? It's totally repulsive if I wanted to see tits I'd watch porn. The funny part is w*men are exactly like this IRL why didn't Demi Moore just retire??? She was rich with an insane house in the hills and still looked decent. I hate w*men.
They should make movie about the substance call center man
>>204466200you might simply be too dumb to understand this flick
>>204466200Zoomers... Kek, missing the message as per usual.
>>204466221I bet you work a job as well don't you smart guy?
>>204463500>high definition quality pornI'm not a modern porn connoisseur but anytime I google a porn actress that people mention they look dire, as in 4/10 to 6/10. It's like only live cams still have anyone who looks good. So yeah I can see how anyone would prefer to look at superior eye candy.
>>204466266Alright dumass, I'll throw you a rope to pull yourself in.>What does nudity represent in non-sexual situations.
god damn what a fantastic movie
BUMP IT UP
how does it only continue to get better and better as it goes on? most movies like this completely drop the ball at the end but the climax was insanely good
>>204464683Basically how I felt by the end.Everything The Substance was trying to say, The Neon Demon said better. I guess The Substance was more about oldies clinging onto their youth through retarded means like plastic surgery, but same core outlook.And The Neon Demon was just a much more compelling film with an actual story
>>204460178the studio leaked it here on purpose. they know no one goes out to movies anymore.. expect this is the new standard. the fastest way for viral marketing.
>>204460186Shock Treatment vibes
holy chad
>>204464490it's her ass but her tits clearly had some kinda prosthetic over them
>>204463297Sanpaku + Glen Close
>>204461035Margot Walley
>The Substance USB adthat seems like the worst ad possible for something so potentially life changing, no wonder Elisa threw it in the trash, even online penis enlargement ads have more credibility to them>dude let's advertise our miracle drug with... EGGS
>>204460152Another movie i will never watch because of all the shitposting
>>204469805>the shining referenceok but why
>>204469960lel
>>204464838That's fucking gross man
>>204470168>That's fucking gross manTell that to my dick
>>204470217Bruh. Get help
>>204470233>Bruh. Get helpFor what?It's like seeing a Cronenberg creature in real life except they're hot. I love it.With this movie having a big emphasis on the fitness industry, I'm disappointed that there were no muscle growth scenes
I can handle the SubstanceTM being literally magic but expecting Lizzie to know how to do all those medical procedures is retarded
>>204460186Jewish feminists complained about American Apparel ads until the company went under but now they clap for this. Okay.
>>204464280*enhance*
>>204470442>the movie would have been better if we got a scene where she read a 50 page instruction manual and watched youtube tutorials about how set up blood transfusions
>>204470499NTA but a shot of her flipping through a manual for like 2 seconds would have been fine
>>204464789Neat sweater
>>204470499She could just pay someone for that, or rather, whoever is behind The SubstanceTM could send someone to properly set it up which also would help you prevent people from becoming MONSTRO ELISASUES which definitely would quickly draw loads of attention to them
someone post the clip where she grows a huge tumour on her ass
Is anyone using Stremio here? Can someone PLEASE explain why that movie is not showing up in the search? It's like the Stremio moderators removed it.
>>204470686Use Sflix to
Reminder good ending happens right at the very beginning when Lizzie quickly decides to accept her age & the wall, keeps Substance stick in the trash, retires and goes out with the geriatric boomer who will still simp for her even as he reaches full hag status, and they live happily ever after without any SUE, MONSTRO ELISASUE & faustian deals that always end up wrong/meatball on the star of fame.Everything that comes after is non canon/bad ending.
>>204460152>want me to suck your cock while you watch my movie?>just write your name in the bookhow do you respond?
Just finished watching it and retards on release really were filtered by the plotI kept asking what was the point of The Substance when they said the characters were different selves, when in reality they obviously start as the same person, and only become apart later due to Lizzie's constant desire for being Sue and hatred of her former body which is what splits her mindWhich is rather obvious through scenes like when they first switch, Sure is shown caring for Lizzie's comatose body while later she just wants to drain more and more
>>204470393>except they're hot
I need the 10k 100fps version to better goon.
>supposed to believe Elisa/Sue has DYI knowledge for building secret bathroom doors from scratchlmao, almost as bad as all the DYI doctor stuffElisa is the kind of woman that probably never held a hammer in her whole life
>>204471250imagine the slomos we can do once we get 120 fps kino. I play 60 fps camgirl streams at 40% speed and yeah it's kino.
>>204471093It doesn't split her mind. She just begins to resent herself. When she's young she resents the part of her that can't keep up and spends all day eating food. When she's old, she resents the part of her that's carefree and popular.The distinction is entirely mental but the film literally hammers it come repeatedly that she's still just one person. She just becomes unable to see that anymore.>>204471405I mean Sue became super famous in a week from hosting a dancercise show (that she auditioned for that same week). This film is not "realistic".
I don't get it.The SubstanceTM is literally free?Elisa is never shown paying for itAnd the nurse guy is a fucking nurse
>>204460152that was pretty good, i liked it.been a while since ive liked a movie.
>>204463574women have it very hard.
>>204471192>except they're hotThey are, though
Why didn't Elisa just drain Sue to get her stuff back, then>what's transferred can't be gained backFuck off voice on the phone, clearly The Substance lets you do way more than advertised
I was not ready for those tits and asses jesus christ
>>204472879
this movie is disgusting and i love it. all the body horror really counter balances the goon shots in the right way.
How the hell did a movie like this get made today.
>>204460152kinonever watching it again
>>204473226Please post them.
>>204472742This. I don't get why that's difficult for people to understand. It's not complex and gets repeated multiple times in the movie "There is only you" or whatever. She's the same person in each body but hates herself. So being young she hates that she needs her old body to even exist. In order to live life getting the attention she seeks and living like a roastie, she relies on her old body. Without that old body, she is nothing. She hates that fact. She wants nothing to do with her old self yet she has no real choice.Elisabeth hates Sue because even though it's just herself, the world sees Sue as a completely new person. Hotter, better, more appealing than Elisabeth ever was. She's making herself irrelevant by doing all the things she wants to do, and when she's Sue she's become addicted to being activated which makes her drain her own body just for a few extra hours of activation.The movie is a very blatant demonstration of the behaviors of women towards eachother, while also showing that women are more often than not the cause of their own misery and ultimate self destruction. I'm actually shocked the movie didn't try to soften any blows or even attempt to give the lead a logical reason for making the poor choices she makes given today's world we live in.
>>204463500Most modern porn look like crap: bad choregraphy, bad looking actresses, bad acting, and low production values.
>>204460186I guess it's time for me to stare at this webm for half an hour once again.
>>204473648It's to test the waters.
>>204474027I'm sorry anon, I don't want a vacation
>>204474247We need more testing then.
>>204464280no, because I'm not a troon
>>204460152>mid>no titsNo thanks
usecase for pornographic "movies" like this?
>>204474623/g/ is leaking again
that was just disgusting. clearly made by a heterosexual woman, later scenes were supposed to juxtopose sexy and gross imagery, but "sexy" scenes in this movie aren't sexy at all, saying that while Margaret Qualley is in my top 3 waifus
>>204474634what makes you think leaking is a metric?
>>204460186>Rabbit teethMy fucking kypronite!
>>204469805Is he tweaking?
she cute
>>204475197>can't go out with a dork from high school as a 50 year old>goes out as a hideous monster no problemokino
>>204475249She fantasized about him looking better though
>>204474039They thought that throwing a bunch of white producers who tell her to smile would be enough to make them the villains, but if you hate women even just a bit you would understand what the movie really is about and so I had the same interpretation as you did.
>>204475197this shit made me view women even weirder than I did before. I feel like real women are really this obsessed with their appearance, to the point of mental illness.
>Here's this wonder drug that will make you young and beautiful again>Now there is one very important condition: you have to take a week off of it for every week on it>"What if I don't take a week off of it?">You'll start growing eyeballs and tentacles>"But what if I don't want to grow eyeballs and tentacles?">Then alternate weeks not taking it>"But I want to take it every week. I'm just gonna take it every week, I'm sure it'll be fine. Bye."I feel like she might actually be the biggest retard and most realistic depiction of a woman in the history of cinema
The ending is too sad desu, she should at least have killed Dennis Quaid rather than just spurt blood everywhereAlso>the monster slayer boomer who randomly has a sword for situations like this
>>204475538Nah, this wouldn't have made sense with the message. I think what they wanted to say is that its all our fault, but ultimately nothing changes and then for old hags like Demi Moore the only thing left is to play some sort of monster or witch, receive some fleeting praise and then fade into obscurity.
>>204475449>I feel like real women are really this obsessed with their appearance, to the point of mental illness.That is not a feeling. That is the light of truth shining onto you. Pic related did this to herself in her 40s.
>>204475708Demi Moore was on the cover of Variety magazine last month and gave maximum Shota Destroyer vibes
>>204475533>SHE FUCKED ME OVER AND NOW MY FINGER IS ROTTING>There is no she. It's you. You fucked yourself over. Just stop that>ARGH!!!!!>*dramatically hangs up*>SHE FUCKED ME OVER AND ATE FOOD FOR A WEEK WHILE WATCHING TV!>*sigh* There is no she. It's you. You fucked yourself over. Just stop doing that>YOU DONT GET IT ARGH!!!>*dramatically hangs up*
The movie is too long if I'm being honest
>>204475798yes, this is literally her in the final scene of the movie.
>>204475798I think any older actress who was actually unattractive now after becoming famous for her looks would be too insecure to ever do a film like this>>204475833True
>>204475833it gets a bit repetitive also with the same Substance tutorial voiceover used like 5 times
>>204475274Wow, she legitimately did. That vile cunt.
So is it decent? Should I watch it with my mom?
>>204460152Reminder The Substance is already a month out in theaters and dropped just 16.7% despite having thrice less screens than on opening weekend and having competition from the Joker-killer Terrifier 3 movie for the gross-outs.The normies continue to pump it up for this kino.
>>204460186>someone snuck a usb drive into the projector roomi will shoot my cum even harder now knowing this is early stolen access (thats just how human brains work, don't blame me for being one)
>>204475895It's funny because when she meets him first, while she's still depressed about her age, he appears decrepit & disheveled at >>204470851Then when she needs him to validate her granny self he's shown to be vibrant and "younger" looking etc.If anything the movie is dangerously close to how women work, too close even, to the point I guestion it being done by an actual woman>>204475907Sadly from what I've seen overall gross is like 15m or so? Since the movie cost 12m to produce it's a flop, I really wish it did better but normies can't really handle satirical bodyhorror kino unless it's full horror like The Fly
>>204464280Yes but I would leave a note to inform all my money would be alternately hidden in locations only known to myself unless she follows the fucking Substance rurus.
>>204464280Only if it made me into a young virile Chad like the other movie by the same director
>>204476142Season 2 never ever
God damn it, I knew it they were gonna have her die on her star. They really cheesed it up for that last part.
it's fucking boring and simplistic as fuck. Dropped it after 50min
>>204476045>Sadly from what I've seen overall gross is like 15m or so? Since the movie cost 12m to produce it's a flop, I really wish it did better but normies can't really handle satirical bodyhorror kino unless it's full horror like The FlyDon't be so pessimistic, The Substance is already at more than $24 million worldwide and it hasn't been out everywhere yet, like in France which is a major market and where the movie was shot. Maybe it's no longer 1986 where Cronenberg could remake The Fly and make $40 million domestically with a breakout role for Jeff Goldblum, but The Substance is certain to gain even more of a following once it arrives in streaming.
>>204464490The director confirmed that none of the butt shots are actually her, they hired a stand-in
The Substance II better be about an incel who goes full chad
>>204476376I will disregard this comment now. My head canon is superior.
>>204476438She already has a movie about thatToo bad it has a good ending and no body horror with MONSTRO CHUDCHAD tentacle dick etchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91mBNofKBmo
>>204476438If we're talking proper live Duke Nukem action schlock, I'd talk.
>be in the showbiz industry where the only requirements are be hot and entertaining >you are no longer either so no one wants you>be shocked and mad at everyoneI don't get it, nor do I care for the message. If any of us somehow stopped doing our job one day we too would get fired.
>>204476520Fucking hell that would be kino as shit like proper no filter big dick energy, couldn't get made
>>204476574It's all on the nurse character. Maybe he got Substance bonuses from convincing others to participate in The Substance, otherwise Elisabeth would have eventually accepted she's getting old, and with Sue out of the picture she would've had much less of a reason not to go on a date with her school friend.
>>204475823>>204475533I really enjoyed that there was no Faustian bargain or twilight zone style cruel gotchaThe mysterious sinister voice on the phone was 100% honest and never stopped giving her good faith advice trying to help her and she just willfully continuously ignored it even as the side effects kept getting worse lol
>>204476758That's just women in general bro, this film did an amazing job of it
>>204460186i can watch the coplete video because i got distracted by the space between thier teeths
>>204475538I love the Evil Dead movies, but this was a bit much. Didn't really fit with the rest of the movie. It should've just ended with Elisasue stepping up on stage and the audience gasping and staring in horror. It was obvious things weren't going to go well for her in one way or another at that point anyway, we didn't necessarily need to see it.
>>204476758I wish the call center I work for was that lax with how you're supposed to bend to bad customers.
That final shot, a thing of beauty
>>204476376>The old woman shows literally everything she has to show>The young attractive woman shows fucking nothingJesus fucking Christ what was even the point.
>>204476940I can see the point of wanting the movie to end with one of those crazy freeze-frames like some old horror movies did, but I still liked the Substance ending. It reinforced they were really one, with Elisabeth as the Matrix being the last thing left and able to remember her glory days to her last moments.
>>204460152Fuck you you shill Indian marketing faggot and fuck this shit film.
>>204477059why do people genuinely believe thisthere are like ~1500 active /tv/ users MAX why would studios waste time here
>>204476302>>204476995The instant the guy dropped his cheeseburger on her star and made a mess with all the ketchup at the start of the movie, I immediately thought "Well, that's foreshadowing."
>>204477108Fuck you you shill jeet faggot. No one cares about this shit film. Learn a real skill.
>>204477112Earliest disgusting scene of the movie, a guy who will fully eat fast food stained with whatever it picked up from the ground.Bravo Fargeat.
What do you guys think about ending the movie when the elisue monster looks in the mirror?
>>204477488I had this thought, too. I'm a big 1980s horror movie rubber suit monster fan, so on one hand I was delighted to see an entire sequence with Elisasue, but at the same time imagine if she was only seen briefly, just long enough to see her and realize what happened and go "oh fuck" and then BOOM, cut to credits. Might've been a stronger and more shocking ending.
>>204477488You reap what you sow.
>>204477488Fuck your shit movie you samefagging jeet subhuman cuck. No one cares about this film and your lifeless ass posting on 4chins
>>204460152damn this nigger ugly
>>204478092She's not ugly but they are really pushing her on this fucking site using a bunch of fucking Indians and it's getting fucking annoying. So fuck this bitch.
>>204478041You need to calm down
>>204478041saarr????
>>204478041What's your favorite movie
>>204478230>>204478304>>204478325Not gonna work you piece of shit jeets
>>204460354oh my fucking god it's woke now
>>204466097fentanyl
>>204463530>>204463586the ending is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at anything
>>204469805Dennis Quaid is easily the best thing about this movie
>>204470053Why did she plug the USB stick into her TV
Horrible postmodern counterfeit flick with nothing interesting to say
>>204478882>postmodern horror have even 5% of the bodyhorror and gore this haslol
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
this movie is even more mysoginist than fucking terrifier. and people are praising the shit out of it. normies are fucking brainlets. hilariously funny lmaoanyone who likes body horror must watch this
>>204479120It's the best movie for our times on multiple fronts, I love it.
Why is she so perfect bros?
girls who refuse to do squats every day get this pretty much because people now only sit on their ass masturbating and don't do the needful daily workout.
>>204479702t. indian
>>204479843If I was Fred I would have furiously tapped this, too bad it was not to be.
>>204479120Movie?
>>204479702my wife
>>204479120What movie? My cock hardened faster than a fuckin' pokeman. I'm in physical pain.
>>204479923what?
>>204480169Dunston Checks In
>>204464280>turn into a better me>still not enough to satisfy a 6/10 tinder roastieI guess we would end up in the same place, masturbating to anime cartoons
>>204480619Imagine a The Substance remake where the spawn would be an anime character interacting with live action. Only the audience would realize the spawn would be anime, not the live characters.
>>204480619Except it would turn you into a tall chad with a ripped physique and that's enough for any tinder roastie, literally just be tall and have a slightly handsome face + head full of hair
Brought to you by Ozempic.
>>204476758>The mysterious sinister voice on the phone was 100% honest and never stopped giving her good faith advice trying to help herwow, thats like, every man on earth talking to a woman in his life>she just willfully continuously ignored it even as the side effects kept getting worsewow, just like in real lifethats why I couldnt watch this movie, it just hurts to watch. Not because of gore or grotesque, its because of these dumb fucking women I have them so much its unreal
>>204480922Yeah the Substance takes decades off your age to clone you and it doesn't necessarily keep even your eye color, it can boost you beyond that.
>>204475197>Can't accept herself as a 50 year old woman....immediately accepts herself as a horrid monsterKEK
>>204479120girls eat this shit up like prime sloppa.
>>204481096She had no choice, she couldn't accept to continue living with Elisabeth, and once Elisasue happened she had no choice but continue to die and hope to at least deliver a last show.
>>204480940you think Im not on that shit?
>>204481238>once Elisasue happened she had no choice but continueThat was one of the saddest realizations about that initial reveal, was that she couldn't even switch back and die as Sue.
>>204480169 (Me) (Thanks /tv/ you useless fucks)>>204480156Donnybrook (2018)
none of you are actually going to post any webm about this movie? there are barely two in the whole fucking threadyou useless pieces of shit, die
fuck this movie. it just broke my 1 week no fap. I didn't jerk while watching it, so I'm still technically no porn, but I had to run to the bathroom halfway through to rub one out
>>204463477kek this fucking guy
>>204469805I appreciate references and homages to artists and art works that inspired you, but what's cool about copying a famous set design 1:1? The Elisasue monster was also almost a 1:1 copy of the Elephant Man. I dunno, just felt lazy and uncreative to me, like "yeah, let's just rip off these famous, enduring images and forms and we'll just say it's a homage, job's a good 'un".
>>204482184>The Elisasue monster was also almost a 1:1 copy of the Elephant Man.The tail thing it dragged around was also clearly lifted from final form Brundlefly when he merged with the pod
>>204475197Man, the makeup/prosthetics are stellar, I just really, really wish they deviated a bit more from the obvious Elephant Man template.
>>204475538That wasn't real tho, was it? I thought the entire sequence when she gets to the soundstage is just her being delusional while walking (or struggling to walk) from her apartment before she keels over and splatters herself on the sidewalk. Like if that's supposed to be real, than that's just extremely dumb, and I know you're supposed to be stretching your imagination for this movie, but still.
>>204482504By that logic maybe she hallucinates the whole movie after she shoots up with the activator
>>204476500>MONSTRO CHUDCHADfucking kek
>it's a /tv/ autismos meet Qualley in real life episode
>>204482376Yeah, that's true. I really enjoyed the film and I'm stoked that the director bought pure body horror to the mainstream, but I just wish they added a bit more creativity to the designs.
>>204481025Two hours and twenty one minutes worth of woman moments, kek
>>204471093>>204472742>>204474039It's closer to what Jekyll and Hyde are. It's just Elizabeth wearing a different body and indulging in her youth. The part where they both are awake after the blood transfusion makes me wonder how that happened. And if Sue hadn't killed Elizabeth, what next? Elizabeth needs time to recover and give her stabilizer.Also I know this is a movie but what about Sue not having a last name or how could they keep her without documents.
>it's a man has a better ass than woman episode
>>204482677Was he ourguy?
>>204461035Was she gene-spliced with a beaver?
>>204482677Demi telling him to go fuck himself got the best laugh out of my theater
anyone have this scene in better quality
>>204482677>Sue realizes how much pump it up power she has in the real world
>>204483062
>>204482677Why is everyone in this movie except for the two main actresses terrible? Is the overacting the directors choice?
>>204483833Probably. The supporting actors in Revenge were pretty zany.
>>204483833I think that's the point to make you feel a bit off balance when they interact with different people.
>>204460152Anybody else reminded of this movie? The unhinged horniness is present in this too but with much less depth than The Substance.
>>204484325>Why yes, Coralie, I saw The Fly too.
>>204484299Haven't watched it but a female Jekyll & Hyde&/Dorian Grey adaptation was probably long overdue.
I just listened to Demi talking at the Hampton Film Festival and two bits stuck out to me>she personally interprets that Elizabeth and Sue are without caveat literally 100% the same person, she goes to sleep as Sue and wakes up in Elizabeth's body, goes to sleep as Elizabeth and wakes up in Sue's body (no, she offered no explanation for how their final confrontation completely contradicts this)>she doesn't think that society has negative expectations for women and their appearance, she thinks that women inflict it entirely on themselves (an oddly honest take for a woman that's 50% silicone by weight but it was very refreshing how the asian girl reporter was TRYING to make her say "the patriarchy does this to us" and she was just insistently refuting her)I now think more highly of her and her giant unshaved bush
>>204484710Sounds based, Ready the Oscar nominations.
>>204484710>she doesn't think that society has negative expectations for women and their appearance, she thinks that women inflict it entirely on themselves (an oddly honest take for a woman that's 50% silicone by weight but it was very refreshing how the asian girl reporter was TRYING to make her say "the patriarchy does this to us" and she was just insistently refuting her)Visually deceptive silicone and fillers aside, she's in her 60s and has the wisdom/experience of someone of that age. I'd imagine that she's personally experienced being the exception to the rule that older women can't be sexy or whatever. Her brand of feminism was probably formed through a more sex positive lens, tooGuys like me wouldn't have a bimbo fetish if women didn't do this stuff to themselves. We tend to like/value what we can see. In the 50s it was someone natural looking and a little chubby like Marilyn Monroe. Today it's plastic-infused Instagram models because that's all young men today know as beautiful
>>204484710Demi Moore is still a very attractive woman, her nude scene before taking the substance showed her off and I absolutely would.
>>204484710>she offered no explanation for how their final confrontation completely contradicts thisThe fact granny Lizzie almost emptied the whole vial of TERMINATE on Sue?
>>204484968>granny Lizzie almost emptied the whole vial of TERMINATE on SueDo you guys think that accelerated her clone degeneration?
>>204484993Definitely.
>>204464683Neon Demon is one of the best looking movies everThe Substance looks so cheap and bad comparatively
>>204484993The Terminator serum was supposed to kill Sue off and sever her off from Elisabeth permanently, Beth just couldn't commit to it due to her insecurities so she only injected half of it, which was still enough to seem to kill Sue off, to the point she had to use the Switch blood procedure to hope to revive Sue. We don't know if they could have continued the Substance "experience" after that because Sue chimping out and killing Beth fucked things up even further.
>>204484968That and Elizabeth giving blood transfusion must have caused a break between the synchronization. Sue is all of Elizabeth's pent-up youth and aggression which is why she went apeshit.>>204484993Most definitely. It DOES before the question what would have happened if Elizabeth gave her spinal fluid to help stabilize Sue for that night.
>>204484968I think anon meant on how them being the same person works when they're both active, awake, and against each other, not why Sue was upset.
>>204485297>>204485231>>204485198>>204484968I think it does remove some plot holes if Sue and Elizabeth share a continuous consciousness/POV/"soul"/whatever right up *until* the failed lethal injection scene, and that just utterly fucks it up. I like that term, "desynchronizes" them.It'd also help explain weirdness like the godamn face that sprouts from her back clearly being a totally mentally separate person from her
>>204485449Beth's face being "alive" on Elisasue's back until the very end is what made me feel the two bodies were ultimately really one, at least biologically, biologically, no matter how much they/she wanted to fuck with the rules.
>>204466133are you retarded?
>>204485449It's blatantly evident Sue copied everything from Elizabeth like speaking English, being able to use tools, memories, etc. But she's better as in she's taller, stronger and smarter like building that secondary door. But Elizabeth's consciousness is in Sue like a download as much as she uploads into Sue's body. When they revert, the unlink transfers memories and experiences of what the other did while they were comatose. Problem is Sue abusing the time, created her to be somewhat distinct from her "mother." The more she violated the rule, the less the Elizabeth persona was in control.
>>204485630>But she's better as in she's taller, stronger and smarter like building that secondary door.When she bashes in the bathroom door with her foot, is she supposed to be showing superhuman strength or is it just dramatic license. Most normal women can't do that kind of thing if they're not roided out CrossFitters
>>204470084I immediately though of The Shining as well, but I think it's also because there are a lot of angles in the movie similar to what Kubrick often did.
>>204472823she pays for it the entire movie, doofusit's an experimental drug, they need test subjects
>>204472943the clone doesn't have any spine fluid
>>204485848>>204485854The closed bath and delivery rooms with blinding clear colors were certainly Kubrickescke, and the whole movie added Aronofsky feels as well even before the body horror influences.
>>204483017This is the hottest part.
>>204485965She's not shown paying for it even ONCE
>>204486894nigga you too stoopid
>>204487015Name a single time she's shown paying for itshe just calls them, they give her a number card, she goes to retrieve it every week and that's itThere's no talk about monetary price, nothing
>>204486894Yeah that's why the Substance experience feels borderline dystopian/Kafkian if not Lovecraftian. At least The Fly's Brundle's character developed his own downfall.
>>204485848she also kicked the hag across the room like a capeshit hero
>>204487077Yeah the last time I reminded a scene like that in a horror movie was in a Smile and it was a panic scene freakout, not someone physically kicking somebody like Sue.
>>204487077Yes, more to support my idea that it's really a missed opportunity to have a body horror movie about a fitness influencer and no explicitly shown super strength or muscle growth sequences. Like imagine Sue get stalked by some rabid fan and she metamorphoses into a monster-thing to rip him apart like in Love Lies Bleeding. Could have foreshadowed the ElisaSue form.
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>>204460152this movie is a fucking rollercoaster man. what the fuck
>>204470890DON’T SUCK MY COCKDON’T SUCK MY COCK
I'm 45 minutes in. Yeah I get it, muh beauty standards. So far I'm bored and annoyed. I'm guessing the substance has side effects and then you get to generic body horror stuff that's ripping off better films from the 80s. My question is, is it even with watching the 1h35 left to get to that? Does this go any place that's interesting or surprising?
>>204488731>posting on 4chan while watching a movieadhd brainrot
>>204464683Crazy fucking movie, one of my favorite horror movies ever. I don’t think I’ve ever been as uncomfortable in a theater as I was when I was watching the ending
>>204488870I was so bored and annoyed I had to take a break. Call it ADHD if you want, it's failing to hold my attention or engage me. It's 2 hours 20 minutes, it's a genuine question. Does it ever get good?
>>204489013Also, the "beauty standards" it's critiquing is something that hasn't existed for the past 10 years. I also don't care about beauty standards or Hollywood hiring practices. Make a movie that isn't meta up it's own ass garbage.
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i literally finished watching this 5 minutes ago.The ending was stoopid.... a better more artistic way of ending it wouldve been Sue just starting to break appart iin a gory manner as she dances at the NYE gala... like parts of her body flying over to the audience until theres only a puddle of blood and flesh and green substance, all that elephant man ending sequence was really ridiculous and kinda spoiled the whole movie for me.
>>204489152Oh, now it's transitioning into a thing about addiction. Brilliant. It's subverting expectations.
>>204489571no monstro elisue at all? that would be shitthe blood hose finale is the greatest scene i've seen in ages
>>204490316yeah, no monster, just Sue dying on stage doing what she loved until the end, like how artist say they wanna die on stage, that would have been a more "realistic " take. the Carrie scene with the literal blood bath was so absurd it took away from the drama and overall awkward vibe, me and my wife were laughing at it...
>>204490453>me and my wife were laughing at itI'm pretty sure it was supposed to be comedic
Is it really gross?Should I watch it?
>>204490547i know it was supposed to be comedy, thats why it deflated the horror atmosphere.
>>204463900Reminder that the butt shots are of a tranny.
>>204490764Why do you keep saying this
>>204483553the one modern movie that deserves to be shilled
the scene where she's getting ready to go on the date is sadno wonder women are psychotic
So what was the point of this movie? Woman are retards who self destruct?
>>204465200>I like girls when they are manlyBro it’s 2024 just be gay
>>204475197She really is so cute. There’s a part of her that really is beautiful to me.
>>204490812What is that thing holding the boom mic?!
Barbie : Poor Things :: The Substance : A Different Manmale auteur makes something 1000x better with same themes
>>204492343No point really just seethe over getting old and losing pretty privileges
>>204490453You know, you could take out the literal blood bath and still do Elisasue.
>>204475823the product testing was actually just to see if a woman could follow basic instructions
>>204470686stremio takes some time to pick up torrents if you aren't using realdebrid.you can paste magnets directly in the search bar and it'll show you the expected result
>>204460152this has to be the worst movie i watched in many years. the trouble with "the substance" is that there is very little of it in the film
>>204487928Right? Every time I thought I knew where the movie was going, I was wrong.
>>204492613>Bro it’s 2024 just be gayGuys are nowhere near as fascinating to me as freakish women though. There are levels to this shit
>>204494635you're right it should have been called body swapsies aerobics and chicken
>>204496021You're not gay, you're just one of those supernormal stimulus retards. Whereas normal people are attracted to perfection or moderation you want absolute excess. You see this girl and think "too small" lmao.
>>204464280She's so fuckingg hottttt aaaaaarrgh it's not fair i want to fuck her so badly
>>204497038I felt the same way, anon, until I found out those weren't her breasts or ass in the movie. That killed a large amount of her sex appeal for me.
>>204497231ASS WASNT REAL??? WHAT ABOUT PIC ABOVE IN SHORT JEANS?
>>204496808>You're not gay, you're just one of those supernormal stimulus retards. Whereas normal people are attracted to perfection or moderation you want absolute excess. You see this girl and think "too small" lmao.You're not wrong. I've never heard it explained that way. The fantasy that lives rent free in my head is being handsome arm candy for a massive, bloated ogress of a woman. My eighth grade crush was this black girl on the basketball team who must have been twice my size and it ruined me. Body horror fascinates me because it's all about extremes, excess and transformation.
hows her footgame? is she running a flat out foot clinic or what
>>204481856idk man the film is not hot at all, my dick didn't twitch even once
Was there subtle makeup here to make her face and eyes look more asymmetrical in this sequence?
>>204498442to make her look like a wreck. they also giga sharpened demi moore's face at the start to make her skin look bad
>>204485965>it's an experimental drug, they need test subjectsFDA still approved THE SUBSTANCE
>>204476045>>204476328You both are overlooking the reason why it hasn't grossed more. The distributor Mubi is brand new to the scene and didn't have money to market it. Had 'The Substance' been released by Neon ('Longlegs') or A24 (fuck them I agree) it would make at least $30m domestic if not higher, because as you agree, the movie has serious rizz and pop with audiences and will become a new classic. It's a loop that it wasn't purchased by someone else, but what a score for Mubi. I'm sure the director is being offered $$$ to turn this into a series that explores the company lore, similar to Squid Game, but she'll probably trail blaze new projects, she can make anything she wants now.
>>204476302>>204477112It's cheesy like a '90s Lisa Frank notebook though. It's basically Lisa Frank body whorer anime.
>>204476438She already showed the male version of the story within the first movie. The old fart at the diner was her young pointy cheekboned dealer. This director could make a killer Batman in the Adam West series style. Hopefully she avoids capeshit. You knew Brie and her chink assistants are stalking this bitch.
>>204460152>tfw already pumped twiceMy head hurts fuck you sue
>>204484710>she personally interprets that Elizabeth and Sue are without caveat literally 100% the same person, she goes to sleep as Sue and wakes up in Elizabeth's body, goes to sleep as Elizabeth and wakes up in Sue's bodyThat's entirely accurate though and the film beats you over the head with this repeatedly>(no, she offered no explanation for how their final confrontation completely contradicts this)It's a surrealist body horror film and you're confused about a scene where someone fights themself?
>>204482184>what's cool about copying a famous set design 1:1?bitch wanted to masterbate on the set of The Shining simple as
