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ITT:Boomerslop
Any guy with a fast mind will fall asleep to this only slow people enjoy this one
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>BANG BANG BANG
Yup its kino.
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>>204673135
A fast mind?
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>>204673135
Is "fast mind" a euphemism for someone with a ruined attention span, or someone with a crank habit?
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>>204673741
Yeah. People with ADHD who cannot concentrate or go 3 minutes without looking at their phone while watching a movie.
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i feel like I had seen too many al pacino and de niro movies leading up to this and while I adore them in some films this one felt contrived and more of the same and so it just never stood out to me, its a solid action thriller with a few good dialog scenes but it just doesn't impress upon their careers.
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>>204673135
This movie is like what a 12 year old would think the world of crime is like
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>>204673135
>Any guy with a fast mind will fall asleep to this
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>>204673862
No or isn’t at all, a 12 year old would think it’s like Smoking Aces or Snatch.
Heat was a slow burn, what 12 year old thinks that maturely?
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>>204673135
so true
also TWO of the main characters are getting cucked. and it wastes time on both just lol
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>>204673803
>>204673862
Does it insist upon itself?
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it's good for a michael mann movie i guess
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>>204673904
Just because it’s “le slow burn” as you say doesn’t mean it isn’t laughably retarded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=426LibmHSWw
Name a better ending scene.
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>>204673965
What retarded scene had you laughing out loud?
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Only movie I've aborted with company ever. I paused it and saw we weren't halfway through, we were dumbstruck. Highlight of the movie was Val Kilmer in a ponytail

Also smurf piss lol
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>>204673803
You've got to learn how to organize your thoughts. No wants to read some screed composed by a babbling retard. Furthermore, your voice as a writer is womanly: "i feel like", "and while I adore", "to me", and overuse of "I". Perhaps this is the "fast mind" alluded to by OP.
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>>204673926
im gonna say no but i still dont entirely know what that means
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>>204673970
white heat
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>>204673981
The whole thing. It starts out with a bank robbery that turns LA into a war zone in a way that would he remembered for a hundred years as if thats just another job in the life of Rob Deniro nbd. Then just the whole tone of the movie is retarded. It’s one of those fantasy worlds of high class criminals who work for shady professional organizations and crap like that. It’s stupid
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>>204673135
Because she had A GREAT ASS
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>>204673135
>Any guy with a fast mind will fall asleep to this only slow people enjoy this one
delicious bait. I might use this in other threads in reference to other things.
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>>204673135
its a good action thriller, the shoot out scene at the end is kino
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>>204673135
The shooting scene isnt even that good.
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>>204674082
>It starts out with a bank robbery that turns LA into a war zone
No it doesn't. It starts with an armored van heist which happens routinely. And it wasn't "just another job" as the replacement guy fucked up and killed the guards causing the whole story to begin.
>It’s one of those fantasy worlds of high class criminals who work for shady professional organizations
You didn't watch the film or perhaps your "mind is too fast" and you kept going to tiktok for sustenance.
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>>204674241
the armoured van heist is excellent.
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it was fine but the length of it precludes a rewatch
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>>204674241
>the replacement guy fucked up and killed the guards causing the whole story to begin.
The guy is named Waingro, and he had to get it on because the guard was making a move. Did you watch the film?
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>A sequel was announced to be in development on July 20, 2022
no de niro, kilmer or sizemore for obvious reasons. pacino's character could be retired. natalie portman could still be in it i guess
sounds more like a remake than a sequel which would really suck
nobody asked for a Heat remake (or sequel really)
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>>204674440
Yeah, stop posting slick.
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>>204674449
It's a prequel, based on a book which is apparently quite good.
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>>204673970
The end of Crank: High Voltage
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>>204674241
I like Heat but it's obviously a very stupid movie. Not sure why you feel the need to deny that fact. It's a movie carried by a few great action scenes and sustained by many memorable (but unintentionally funny) moments. Heat is not high art, and it's not some grounded portrayal of the criminal underworld.
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>>204674304
Nigger I've watched Heat at least 50 times.
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>>204674478
oh ok
title suggestion: Pre-Heat
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>>204673970
Miami Vice 2006
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>>204674520
just like the movies it influenced, notably the dark knight
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>>204674536
yeah the anon you're replying to is retarded or has some other brain malfunction, or perhaps they're 14
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>>204674520
I'm not going to bother to ask you again to reference the stupid/unintentionally funny scenes because you'll just once again expose the fact you weren't paying attention to the movie when you watched it.
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>>204674304
For me, it was significantly better on rewatch. It didn't feel as slow.
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>>204674630
I mean, granted, I'm 46.
>>204674599
Love it, and again, must've watched it dozens of times but it's not as good as the Heat shoot out.
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>>204673135
kakking mega at pacino's legs and feet
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>>204674707
weird i never noticed that before
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I can't even think of a more boomer movie
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>>204674823
It' s Genx, not boomer.
Rambo First Blood pt 2 would be a boomer movie
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>>204673135
Its not all bad, the bank scene, the final scene, the soundtrack is very good. By the time they made this the two leads were already over the hill and their best stuff was long gone. Is ut overrated?Yes. Is it terrible no, the bank scene and soundtrack and a few other portions are enough to make it worth watching. All the side character stuff the daughter all of it does not work. Val Kilmer was the most interesting character in it and the film would probably have been better centered on him and having deniro and pacino as supporting roles
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>>204674855
Yeah, but he can't think of that.
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>>204674855
>Rambo First Blood pt 2 would be a boomer movie
GenX here they were out when we were teens and were marketed at us.
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>>204674823
>I can't even think of a more boomer movie
Well maybe when your balls drop and you stop thinking typing boomer is based you will have something worth fucking posting gretta
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>>204673970
i can't
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>>204674861
>Val Kilmer was the most interesting character in it and the film would probably have been better centered on him and having deniro and pacino as supporting roles
Read Heat 2. it's an excellent prequel. I bought the actual pb and read it, then donated it to bookshop at Adelaide Central Markets.

>>204674883
I'm a 78 baby, and my dad would rent videos, copy them (a rarity in the late 80's ) and keep them.
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LOVE /TV/
LOVE HEAT
'ATE HATE
SIMPLE AZ
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>>204674634
I'm not the anon you're arguing with but this is a small list off the top of the dome:
>"SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS"
>"DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME"
>the scene where a messianic Pacino consoles the black family
>the scene where De Niro and Pacino meet in a cafe and keep saying how much they respect one another
>Waingro not only being a criminal, but a pedophile Nazi racist
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>>204674916
lol at this unhinged boomer response
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>>204674883
Rambo PT 2 came out in 85, no way it was marketed to you mate.
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>>204674623
Dark Knight is an entertaining and stupid movie, but I don't see the relevance.
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In the end, it doesn't matter. HEAT (1995) is renowned for being legendary on so many levels. sure, its not a perfect film, not even a perfect heist film but cast, action, stunts, sound design, locations... zoomers can skibidi toilet all they want but it will always be up there
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>>204674082
>high class criminals
De Niro alone could be considered “high class”. Kilmer is a degenerate gambler/drug addict. Sizemore is a brute with no characterization who takes a child hostage. Waingro is a Nazi pedophile murderer. I agree the movie is incredibly gay and stupid but it’s not about elite classy criminals, most of the crew are scumbags.
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>we's just a couple a italian-american movie stars *smirks*
>we not so different you and I *smile*
>let's grab a coffee
>you know I gotta keep on crimin' :(
>noooo how can you heckin shoot me afta what we been through
>the end
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>>204675022
>"SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS"
>"DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME"
Both intentionally funny and not out of character or "stupid"
>>the scene where a messianic Pacino consoles the black family
He consoled someone who just had their child murdered. How is that messianic?
>>the scene where De Niro and Pacino meet in a cafe and keep saying how much they respect one another
Never happened. https://youtu.be/LUy2Wx_r0_w?si=7BQ9X-qFTKi90WpV You're confusing subtext with what is actually happening. There is nothing laughable or stupid about this scene.
>>Waingro not only being a criminal, but a pedophile Nazi racist
Wow! A criminal is also a bad guy! What a shocker.
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>>204673135
I don't like Thief either
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>>204675022
*rapist
I'll also add that the tone of Heat is funny too. It callously portrays violence (particularly towards bystanders) yet the tone is melodramatic and sentimental.
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>>204675022
you're retarded, genuinely
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>>204675383
Every bystander that gets shot the camera should linger on them while piano music plays? How stupid are you?
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>>204673135
Boomerslop? Most boomas love this flick
>blind guy but he drives
>now kid lemme tell ya how to get a girl
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what role could she have?



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