>alec baldwin is backGrim
No one watches SNL so it’s fine
>>204678148i watched once for she
>do a skit about accidentally killing someone with a prop gun>gun fires live ammunition and kills someoneit would be the biggest television event since janet jackson's boob at the super bowl
>>204678254JT?
>SNL exists in the current yearGrim, indeed.
>>204678284>janet jackson's boob at the super bowli was thinking about this the other day, i never understood what was supposed to happen or where the malfunction was, why did she have that weird sun thing on her nipple in the first place? he tore a piece of her suit off that was made to breakaway on purpose...what the fuck did they mean by this?
>>204678337sydney sweeney.......
>>204678375i don't think it exists anymore
>>204678447It unfortunately does but with old cast members because no one can act anymore
>>204678429The nipple cover is because you are wearing a weird suit while millions are watching you, accidents happen. Lmao that's like getting shot and someone is wondering why you have this weird vest under your suit. Fucker did exactly what it had to do in an emergency
>>204678429Basically people saw it live.1. It was a young white guy, a literal Disney child star2. It was an older, perhaps washed up, black woman pop star who happens to be the sister to the GREATEST pop artist of all time3. It was live during the Superbowl which is 99% watched by normalfags, families, and genuinely 95% of the audience does not look at pornography (early internet era)4. She had what looked like a nipple piercing, which was something foul pornographic women do and it was shit like he groped her5. It clearly was staged, because like you said the piece of costume easily comes off6. The media insisted that it was a wardrobe malfunction and wanted to gaslight people into thinking that it was to cause confusionIt's funny because Niki Minaj basically became famous right after her own "wardrobe malfunction" on some early morning talk show concert that was live. Literally nobody knew who she was until that event. And the thing is that this is how they manufacture views and clicks by controlling what people see (of course not everything is controlled by *them* because that would be extremely difficult, but they can try to pick and choose moments with mass viewership to create some kind of viral marketing or gossip).
>>204678468Nta but what bothers me about modern Simpsons and SNL is that they're making fun of shit you see on modern broadcast TV or normie reddit/Twitter bubbles but I don't spend my time on that so I never know what the fuck they're trying to parody.
>>204678503>The nipple coverit wasn't a cover like a pasty, it was a giant metal throwing star looking thing around her nipple for what reason exactly is what I'm getting at.>>204678533appreciate the breakdown for the zoomers but i watched it live, i just don't get in what way this was a malfunction, what was the purpose of ripping the costume off in the first place, clearly something else was supposed to happen right? or did they really just wanna show off her weird nipple accessory?
>>204678854If you model the cover like the suit there is a chance people will not notice. A giant brown rubber one would stick out like a sore thumb. Ironic considering what happened but that would be my guess
>>204677931>replay is some fake cgLiterally what the fuck?
>>204678998trust the science, chud. there is no need for video evidence the science backed software calculated the ball's trajectory more accurately than your lying eyes could
>>204677931Gross fat legs
>>204678998the ball probably has a location chip built in>>204679500>athletes would never lie to benefit themselves
>the ball probably has a location chip built inkek this is the iq of /tv/
>>204678533>Literally nobody knew who she was until that event.Pink Friday was a huge album when it came out in 2010, tons of people knew who she was because she was being pushed by Lil Wayne who was probably the biggest name in hip hop for the last few years due to the success of The Carter 1-3 albums on top of all the features he was doing on the biggest songs playing on top 40 stations.
>>204678337do you know how i know ur gay?
did they satirize the shooting or make a joke about it
>>204679652As if they couldn't fake the location data.
>>204678533And now we have the internet so there are like 3 webms of Olivia Munn's tits on an episode of a show that played repeat multiple times a year.I don't know who's going back and watching Attack of the Show, or who's doing it and has recording software, or even who's doing it, has recording software and actually uses it AND uploads it to 4chan...
>>204681114resting bitch face
>>204681255Her face isn't resting.She's pissed about what just happened.That's what shaking you're head "no" with a mean face means, in case you're autistic and nobody told you yet.
>>204681282>he doesn't know
>>204681223AotS was better pre-munn, Candace Bailey and Sara Jean Underwood were peak, so sad SJU got boob job.
>>204681361her implant exploded and she got them re-done again, now they look worse
>ywn give a midgame rub down to your sportswife and help her win the game
this thread is so gay
>go to baldwin interview>shout out "YOUR TRUMP PORTRAYAL IS UNREALISTIC BECAUSE UNLIKE HIM YOU HAVE A BODY COUNT">do a 360, hit the nae nae and moonwalk away
>>204678254I’ll take two.
>>204681376damn i haven't seen her stuff in years, looks like she got desperate enough to post pussy/asshole pics now, before her onlyfans was more nude model shit, tits only.
>>204681403Jesus, they're too lazy to climb up the ladder now?
>>204681448well..
>>204681255that child is 13-14yo you sick fuck. ball runners are kids.
>>204681478i mean..
>>204681478out of 10
Alec Baldwin did nothing wrong. That cinematographer had it coming. Plus, he offered his family breakfast. What more can you want?
>>204681255good work umbrella man
>>204681114Me in the back.
>>204681483she's a ball runner you sick fuck 50 years ago she used to be 14
>>204678254Even when they get a good idea they just try too hard and over explain the jokes nowadays. Take for example that skit where Ariana Grande played a castrati. What could have been and what what started funny quickly devolves into: > You cutta offa his balls-aRepeated like twenty times until you're beating a dead horse
>>204678854This is what I've never gotten. They said it was an accident because of his dance moves but he literally just reaches over, grabs her tit, and rips hey clothing off. There's nothing else if could've been.
>>204681646he was being a jerk and sexually assaulted her but he was the golden boy at the time so they blamed her
>>204681255>that umbrella guy what the fuck is thatthey can't have the umbrella on a stand? they just have to have a umbrella slave holding itfucking richfags
>>204681816I need a fake job like that
>>204681816It's flexing, but in a tasteful way.
>>204681816
>>204681646finally someone understands what i'm saying. it was on purpose. it was part of the show. i don't see how it could be anything else.
>>204681816the angle of sun shining changes throughout the day so yeah its just easier to have a person holding it
>>204682115Just put a solar panel on top and have it turn automatically with the sun.
>>204677931Is she measuring how far it would fit?
>>204678468So fucking gay. Just watch the actual interview and see this stupid cunt in all her glory, you genuinely have to be a fucking faggot/woman to not cringe any time she speaks during it
>>204682558Get your head out of the gutter.
>>204679652They have several high speed cameras positioned around the court. It's called HAWKEYE.
>>204681144KANEDAAAAA
>>204682720Based German efficiency. Should've given it a German name though. I think they have them in football now too.
>>204681403>scifi star trek chair for the nerd because ladder bad>>204681255>a peon to cast shadewhy can't they get any consistencyeither make the referee to sit on a bunched up slaves or just put a star trek canopy over the player's chair
>>204682760Hawk-eye is English-built. It was developed for cricket.
>>204679500ya they actually purposefully fake all of it and everyone in the backroom+the ref are all in on it and its a massive conspiracy to nudge the results of women's tennis, you are not schizophrenic
>>204682844>The Sony-owned Hawk-Eye system was developed in the United Kingdom by Paul Hawkins. The system was originally implemented in 2000 for television purposes in cricket>Hawk-Eye was developed in 2000 by engineers at Roke Manor Research Limited, then a Siemens subsidiary in Romsey, England. Paul Hawkins and David Sherry submitted a United Kingdom patent application for the technology, but this was subsequently withdrawn.[6] All of the technology and intellectual property was spun off into a separated company, Hawk-Eye Innovations Ltd, based in Winchester, Hampshire. This was initially established as a joint venture between Roke Manor Research and Sunset + Vine.[7] At the time, Sunset + Vine produced the Channel 4 television cricket coverage where Hawk-Eye was first used.You're right. I think I heard a tv-commentator say it was German. Maybe because of Siemens.
>>204682954>DubaiExecuted I assume?
>>204682983no, aids.
First pitches are an excellent source of waifus in a sports context
>>204683652pic unrelated?
>>204679577Those are the athletic legs of a strong woman.
>Alec Baldwin goes to trial for fucking shooting and killing a woman on set>prosecutor "fucks up">judge dismisses the entire thing>Baldwin walks free, nobody can prosecute him for that nowWhy aren't people talking about this?When will we discover that Alec paid the prosecutor millions of dollars to do an "oopsie doopsie" and guarantee he walked free?How is this even legal? He just walked away from killing a woman because of a mistake someone else made, it's insane.
>>204683652is this the nolan's dalmatian guy?
>>204683815brize of freedom
Remember when CNN wanted to start a subscription service but shelved it immediately as they got literally couple thousand subs? Nobody watches these programmes, SNL, Colbert etc - they are pushed onto you.
>>204681904>>204681816You can make a stupid amount of money relative to what the job is. You pretty much have to network or luck into it like most jobs, but doing basic custodian work for a franchise (not the stadium) gets you a ridiculous wage. Like $30 an hour to do what most get paid minimum wage to do, with the add bonus of free tickets and merch you sell on the after market, or the slight chance of something signed you also sell on the after market. You practically have to be grandfathered into one of those gigs because of it. Same with getting a firewatch job on one of the few manned towers left. Have to wait for someone to quit, and hope they don't have a friend they recommend it to. The tennis jobs could be different though. That might literally be a wagie holding an umbrella.
>>204684311I'm not from the USA but my understanding is that stations like cnn are just state funded propaganda so their viewership or profits are irrelevant for as long as the required message is sent to the people.
>>204684377Yes, it's Blackrock feudalism, not capitalism. If we're being generous, America stopped being capitalist country in 2008, but in reality it started at least in the early 80s. Neoliberalism has nothing to do with free markets.
>>204684311Exactly. They make the skit, then CNN talks about how funny Alec Baldwins Trump impression is, then the YouTube "algorithm" puts the clip on every Americans homepage for a week. Shake and bake propaganda.However, SNL is occasionally funny, mostly on accident.
>>204684311>>204684377>>204684429>>204684495samefag
>>204684495It's important to know that Asmongold and penguinz midget are literally Blackrock employees. It all leads back to ther (((parent company))). Imagine if you had a channel and everything you upload was immediately sent to front page.
>>204684537>
>>204684603Are they aware of that?
>>204684752>16 mins to fake itlel
Has SNL fixed the issue they have yet where you get the chuckle-worthy joke about 90 seconds into a sketch but then it goes on for another 5 minutes and they just keep repeating the allusion another 15 times to make sure their 77IQ audience members 'get it' and it retroactively becomes not at all funny?
>>204681114Ponder the aroma
>>204684794Yes, they know where the money's coming from. The pivot towards genocidal hate by streamer figures was approved by their Jew masters.
>>204678554I had to quit buying Weird Al albums because of that basically, I mean, today's music is all nonsense forgettable shit so why bother, hence I can't relate to and find funny his new parodies.tl;dr entertainment is a pastime of the past for the past.
>>204683815First day on earth?
Kiss me
>Thread full of beautiful angelic white women>Faggot has to come along his weird scared looking plastic bug women fetish
>>204681397Just for some retrospective one of these 'high tier' tennis players is married to a child molesting sex offender, happily. So it's not outside the realm of possibility that you or any lazy anon could marry one.
>>204677931I wanna see that russian whore take 6 NATO dicks up her ass.
>>204685580>child molesting sex offenderhe's probably hot, tall, and rich though. Making all that secondary
tell me her name please lads
>>204687189mirra andreeva
>17fug
>>204677931unfunny boomer show
>>204678429it was intentional and the "wardrobe malfunction" was an attempt to save face with the FCC
>>204678429They most likely didn't expect the level of blowback would've been this big, just some mild controversy. Janet Jackson's career never fully recovered because of it. At least that's what she says. Justin somehow managed to come out almost unscathed. Of course sexism was claimed.
>>204678533> I bet I'll have you naked by the end of this songThe lyrics right before he ripped off her breastplate give the whole gig away. 100% staged.
>>204681608>they just try too hard and over explain the jokes nowadays.You have to do that nowadays. Even movies do that shit, you can't just make a sincere comedy any more you gotta be "ironic". Like for example if you're doing a racial stereotype you have to purposely divert the joke from the stereotype into it being a joke about the joke. Like >polish couple stereotype >suddenly a REAL polish couple comes in and breaks the 4th wall of the joke to make the actors playing the stereotype look stupid>audience laughs because the real polish couple in the Skit gave them permission to laugh at the stereotype They do that shit all the time now. You couldn't do the "soaking the cork" itialian bit any more unless you added some bit where the audience feels like they aren't laughing at the premise which is accents are hard to understand, and instead the joke is "these dumb ignorant people can't understand what these immigrants are saying"
>>204677931fucking whore, never let her play again
>>204678468It's not that they can't act, it's that they aren't allowed to act. They have to follow protocols. There's also A LOT more outsourced writers now, I doubt the cast is very hands on in the writing process these days. Look at WWF it used to be literally just Vince McMahon and like 2 of his friends sitting by his pool writing episodes or premises. Now it's 100 interns walking around with clipboards writing every single internal aspect of the show. SNL is like that too, there's probably 10 different writers rooms
