That'd be $544.99
Hey Robbie, I'll get ya next time. I swear.
>>204687651Plus tip
Is five hundred dollars a lot of money to some people? I don't get it.
>$544.99>crab leg vending machine broken>falcon chow out of stock>3 separate penis inspection barriers>singles tax>all to watch some kinoYou drive a hard bargain Robert, this better be the best film I've ever seen.
>>204687513wow, just for a medium popcorn? thanks biden
>>204687755I hope you enjoy "Joker 2", anon!
This is why I always bring 3 corndogs in. Not joking. I keep them in the side pocket of my jacket and I take 1 out at a time. I get looked at, but guess who saved $50.
>>204689017I always bring a rotisserie chicken and a cooler full of beer. I hand out beers before the movie and it's like a mini party every time.
I started sneaking in 5 feet of smoked sausage links through my coat sleeves and so far the ground coffe beans in my underpants have fooled the food sniffing dogs and the sausages always make it through the metal detectors
>>204689017>>204689060>>204689444I bring my own microwave and popcorn from home
>>204689017I once pretended to be a hunchback so that I could sneak a whole roasted Peking duck into a movie theater.
Anyone else want some turducken? Some beans perhaps?
Eating and drinking in the cinema is literal animal behaviour. Disgusting uncultured fat slobs.
Utah, get me two.
I once ordered a pizza to a cinema. What are they gonna do? Attack me? People working at theatres are all kids, they don't give a fuck what you do.
>>204690576Based
>>204690576With sides?
>>204687513robert i think the register has misplaced a decimal
>things have changed around here since last time, anon!
>>204691116Based Robert indentured servitudemaxxing putting these crakkkaz to work
>>204687513Only a little over 55 bucks to fuck my wife? Robert, you’re too kind.
>*AHEM* ATTENTION. ATTENTION. Sorry to interrupt the flick, folks. But the individual sitting in seat 37B is a KISSLESS, HUGLESS, HANDHOLD-LESS VIRGIN. He also roleplays with AI chatbots. Transcripts will be made available in the lobby. Thank you.
>>204691212KekThr game has turned
>>204691280>tfw seat 37C
>>204689017>>204690576>security, we've finally got an ID on the smuggler.>yes, a few years in the mines sounds appropriate
>>204692695Don’t do me like that Robert, you fucking narc
ANON IS A PATHETIC LOSER. YOUR INABILITY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND FIDGETING MOTIONS BETRAY A COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR. YOU COULD NOT EVEN MAINTAIN AN ERECTION DURING MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION. YOU NOW HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REQUEST CRAB LEGS.
>>204693008Robert, we've had complaints from customers that you have been insulting and making inappropriate comments about their genitals- I'm afraid I have to let you go
>>204693122Please sir, is there anything I can do to persuade you to keep me on the payroll?
>>204693157Hot damn, boy! Very well, Robert you may keep this job as long as this new attitude of yours shows up a few times a week.Now get that black ass of yours over here and let Massa break you
>>204692695>security, we've finally got an ID on the smuggler.>yes, a few years in the mines sounds appropriateA challenger appears...
Why is this the ONLY meme on /tv/ not banned by the mods?
>>204687755>You'll love it your favorite character gets raped
>>204693122>>204693157>>204693225
>>204693503It is. It just depends on what mod has his tendies in a twist over it
>>204693122>>204693157>>204693225Why do you have these images saved?
>>204694731Don't worry about it
>>204687513But Robert... that's almost 3 times more than 8 years ago!
>>204695366It's due to inflation
>>204687513ok that's my ticket but how much is the popcorn and icee?
>>204692695Hahaha, oh Robert, you goofball. You kidder. You were never going to get me to the mines.
