>is dating chad>dumps chad for rich guy>cheats on rich guy with spiderman>cheats on rich guy and spiderman with the peter parker>leaves her fiancé at the alter for peter parker/spiderman>cheats on him with rich guy from the first movieWhy was she such a whore?
>>204702558Considering she grew up in New York City she's actually rather chaste.
>cheats on rich guy and spiderman with the peter parkerpeter was the biggest chad after all. she was straight climbing until him
>>204702558Pic always related
I’m not much of comicfag, let alone a marvelslop enjoyer however I always assumed this is why Gwen and Peter were the preferred couple among fans
>>204702678>peter was the biggest chad after allDude was anything but.
>>204702768Even black cat is better for him
>>204702768I read some early spiderman. MJ was a tool to get Peter Parker out of his shell as he entered adulthood. She was never marriage material
Her cavernous vagina was like a black hole, sucking in all time and matter surrounding it. Peter was innocently trying to resist her succubus wiles but was eventually vacuumed up by her hungry cunt and soon found himself crushed at the vaginal event horizon. Women, not even once.
It's that time again.
>>204702558Peter should have married the Landlord's Daughter
>>204703437Sorry I meant the cute chick from the office
>>204703437This.
>>204702558tfw no big booba german gf
>>204703474
>>204703463She got blacked by Damn He Stole That Guy's Pizzas
>>204702558
>>204702558She cute
>>204702558>with the peter parker>at the alterGOOD MORNING SAR
>>204704134Bitch was faking itShe'll pay for this
>>204704209Pretty sure she already paid by hitting the wall
>>204702718/thread
>>204704134the fuck is with the pseudo-shakespearian shit the kid behind her is pulling
>>204703560
>>204702558Because she was a young, top tier roastie, which means she literally get away with anything
>>204704134>when she gets off the phone with you to talk with her friends about the conversation
>>204704377when extras do weird shit, just roll with it
>>204702768It varied a lot. Comic MJ had the distinct advantage early on of having a personality outside of "is in love with Peter". She was a super hip, kinda Mod girl: road a motorcycle, wasn't afraid to take the lead, etc. Gwen on the other hand was characterized early on as being super hot and kind of a bitch until she warms up to Peter. She didn't really have a ton of personality, and was mostly there to be worried about or mooned over. Later versions have given her more of her own vibe I think.So basically, until the 10's, your average spiderman fan would probably say MJ was the best for Peter, but these days it's a pretty even split.
>>204702558Zyklon Goblin tried to warn Peter.
>>204704286nah your just a fag
>>204703560nice tummy, could use a bit of blubber on her thighs and ass though
>>204702768MJ is pretty much a whore party girl in early Spider-Man. She hits on Peter even though he’s dating and she is dating Harry.
>>204704474Women would NEVER do that
>>204702558didnt maryjane end up dying because peter parkers jizz is radioactive and years of nutting in her, just fuckin nuclear creampies, she ended up dying, isnt that how it goes anon?
>>204704858Peter seems like he would volunteer bagging it
>>204704858lmao
>>20470473010/10 for an irl girl, 6/10 for a hollywood star
>>204704814She's a thot. Simple as.
>>204704730Perfect nipple/tit ratio.
>>204704858you might be on to something
>>204705082no i wasnt trying to make a joke, they actually did this in the comics
>>204704858This is in the comic. Not even kidding.
>>204702558>dumped girlfriend and kicked her out>she cheats on her new boyfriend with me like 2 months after>he forgives herWhat makes men become this beta? Was Islam right and this is just the consequences of the Western man's actions?
>>204702558sounds like a normal woman to me. Yes I am a chud/incel/noun-ist
I would do anything to have a girlfriend, even if she had a massive body count and cheated on me. I want a girlfriend so bad.
>>204702558I hate the MJ romance, but I can at least kind of understand why things turn out how they did in Spider-Man 3.>Mary Jane tries to make it big on Broadway>it doesn't work out>Peter is becoming increasingly self-absorbed>makes out with a girl in front of her>Peter finds out Uncle Ben's killer is on the loose>pushes Mary Jane away when she tries to be there for him>Peter becomes increasingly withdrawn due to evil alien suit>start hanging out with Harry again>old feelings start to come back>catches herself and realizes she's still with Peter>takes offShe still doesn't look good with all of those relationships behind her, but I can see the rationale.
>>204702558Norman told everyone. Norman offered Spider-Man his friendship. And Peter was such a simp, he spat in his face.
>>204706736have you tried dilation and XIV?
>>204702768Raimi Mary Jane has basically nothing to do with comic MJ, and honestly his Peter is extremely off too.
>>204702768The main issue is that neither Raimi nor the MCU managed to accurately portray MJ. And then a lot of other adaptations tend to get her wrong, too, so people tend to romanticize Gwen a lot more even though her relationship with Peter basically had him hating himself because he felt guilty for her father's death.
>>204706785Misery misery misery, that's what he's chosen.
>>204702558This is how jews want you to behave. It's a movie pal not real life.
>>204706789Have you tried /gif/, tranny obsessed faggot?
>>204702558it's not cheating if she never fucked spider-man and rich guy.
>>204705472You're the cuck that fucked her after dumping her and she hooked up with another guy, though?
>>204706377Why? They're trash. As soon as you get one you want to kill her.
>>204707571>my gf emotionally cheated on me with spiderman
>>204705472after reading this I am blocking and ignoring a bitch I was on the fence with. She is obviously not over her ex and brought him up here and there about how much of a dick head he was. i know she is going to go back to him but is using me as a rebound or some shit.The guy even cheated on her, why the fuck are women like this?
>>204707632The other guy's the cuck for taking her back. Dude just pumped and dumped her.
>>204706809>Raimi Mary Jane has basically nothing to do with comic MJBullshit, she's a more realistic version of Romita MJ. Still has the abusive dad and problems.
>>204707127Romita MJ was a family friendly version of a thot. Chicks like her ain't gf/wife material no matter what.
>>204702768That was the case until everyone found out Gwen slept with Norman.
>>204702718this. pretty true to life honestly.
>>204707839>Bullshit, she's a more realistic version of Romita MJShe acts nothing like her. She acts more like Gwen than MJ.
>>204707839>raimi spiderman characters>realistic
>>204702768>>204702558Felicia will always be the one true partner for Peter.
>>204709037nah shes the side bitch
>>204709077nah that's mary slut
>>204702718I just realized that sentence doesn't make any sense. I think I've been correcting it in my head all this time. it looks like someone took "I regret to inform you" and then started to edit it to make it more flowery and forgot like halfway through. but "it is with great sadness to inform you" is gibberish.
>>204705205>please enjoy the ugliest picture of this character we could find
>>204707734>emotionally cheatedgo away with this term
>>204709138Fuck FeliciaMarry GwenKill MJ
>>204702768>I always assumed this is why Gwen and Peter were the preferred couple among fansOnly if you're some gronk cunt who gets all his comic knowledge from Spider-Man Blue or TASM (the movies).Gwen Stacy prior to her death was a literal cardboard cutout girlfriend and the only reason people give a shit about her is BECAUSE she died.I don't particularly like Raimi MJ because she loses pretty much all of the fun flirty attitude that's so integral to any good version of MJ halfway through the first movie, but I also don't think she was that bad, all things considered.>>204709138>Gwenschizo trying to falseflag as a Feliciafaglol
>>204709413>FeliciaMarry and impregnate>GwenShe's gone anon>MJKill that cheater
>>204709515>shes goneperfect, widower parker would get tons of sympathy puss
>>204707839How would Raimi interpret Paul's existence?
>>204702558Redheads are all sluts
>>204709930>PaulHoly shit that dude is annoying. I swear to god comic book authors have no idea how to write decent stories
>>204709466>solos the xmenwhat series is this
>>204710037>I swear to god comic book authors have no idea how to write decent storieswell if they did they'd write books or films
>>204710054first Secret Wars IIRC
>>204702558You’re forgetting that Peter curved the fuck outta her at the end of the first movie, that’s gonna make any relationship weird
>>204702558Don't care she actually looks like Mary Jane should showed her boobs in the rain for the replaced with a DEI tranny that is painfully ugly
>>204710237based thanks
She's not shut up moooooooooooom
>>204702768>GwenWho.
>>204706809this. kd was hot but she wasnt MJ, overly emotional whore
