>watching movie>sudden ass tracking scene on woman walking>literally can NOT stop thinking about her shitting and farting the whole timehow do we fix this?
>>204713093Worst girl
>>204713093anons basically ruined you with brap posting. I had to fix this by having my gf at the time turn around and defecate in the toilet so I could see the turd come out. She wiped and had a shower afterwards. It's just a thing animals do, no matter how sexy you think they are.I am still a thighs and ass man. you can't stop me.
>>204713093Every single woman no matter how hot has had horriffic diahreah at some point.
>>204713093you fix it by killing yourself
>>204713093>>204713110who?
>>204713093society operates on a weird conspiracy that no one farts, and it's a rare event.
>>204713735I know this is true obviously, but as a khhv who can't stop pedestalizing women because I haven't interacted with them in years, it's very hard to wrap my head around.
>>204713093Maybe you should stop being german
>>204714433lol reminds me of that german streamer who received a package while streaming and it was a wrapped bag of shit and he ate it on stream
A girl I dated once had an upset stomach late at night. She had to do one of those quick doodoo walks to the toilet, and she was farting the whole time lol. Like every step she took her ass was going "bbbrr bbrraapppp bbbrrppp ppffttft" lol
>>204714600I hope you scolded her for displaying such unladylike behavior.
>>204714614She came back to bed half crying and said she was so embarrassed, and wouldn't be mad if i left. So I spooned her and called her my little poop queen, then we fell asleep in each other's arms.
>>204713914growing up is realizing we're all disgusting creatures and moments of beauty and grace are the exception.
>>204714581das grim
>>204713110hoi maya
>>204714679>Boohoohoo i wouldn't be mad if you leftWhy the fuck would I leave my own house, bitch? You can wait your stank and outside while you get your uber
>>204714791It was at her house lol
