I AM ROMULUS, SON OF PROMETHEUS
>>204727490>I can number to appleAre Whitey kids not like black droids?
>>204727490Why did Romvlvs kill his mom?
>>204727679Poor Isa Boner
did he say that?
>>204727490idc the aesthetic of Alien Romulus was perfect. Loved the design of the ships and the ship controls
>>204727490"I am ALIEN" *Title Theme starts playing*
I guess the symbolism of people birthing aliens was too subtle, they had to make it a literal Alien Baby™ just in case anybody missed the subtext of six other movies.
>>204727490Just watched this the other night, fucking terrible movie. The retarded autistic niggerbot was annoying. Wish they would stop making the same story.
>>204728300too bad the rest of it was utter dreck
>>204729307i wouldn't say that. It was generic Alien movie stuff. Pretty basic stuff, they didn't reinvent the wheel but it wasn't that bad at all.
>I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
>>204728288Yes he did in my torrent copy
>>204729374did you not see the cgi half man talking? That was an utter slap in the face.
What are you? I'm Alien: Romulus, a Disney production
>>204727490Looks like a pretty average spic alright
>>204727490Zuckerberg?
>>204729374we get it bro, you enjoy slop
>>204729556that was the worst thing, but in general the movie was very nice lookingsecond worst thing were the animatronic facehuggers in that corridor they had to heat to get through, looked a little stiff and silly
>black robot is retarded>give it a white-robot brain upgrade >his IQ doubles Uhhhhh..... Romulus bros...
>>204729556this -> >>204729670the cgi was bad but idrc. that was the only bad thing about the movie, plus the fact it was a bit boring and unoriginal. Who cares. I wasn't expecting a life-changing movie anyway
>>204729735overall i quite liked it, the ending was disgusting but cool
>>204727490So lets just say this half human half alien thing ended up killingher at the end.What was its plan after that? Even considering it had the ship. It didn't seem to have an couinceness. Whats it eat? Does itjust start to death on the ship? Also what do the aliens eat to sustain life?
>>204729670>>204729735it was so bad, I took offense to it honestly. The movie is relatively pretty, same thing could said for Promoetheus. Except Promoetheus was way better looking in general. How is that? The half man was a slap in the face to my intelligence and good graces, it is a 5/10 at best.
>>204730015He would just go into coccoon mode
why didn't he talk
>>204730034thats true, prometheus looked great too. It was a nice vibe. But it was also more boring. All in all, I liked both movies for different reasons. None of each was anything special though. It was just a nice 2 hours
>>204729380>I DRANK THE GOO
>A huge weyland-yutani research station floats over a planet base>The only ones who notice it are a bunch of teenagersWho the fuck wrote that in the script and thought it wasn't a convenient plot hole? The base itself would notice and send people up to find out why no one is responding.
>>204730247that I will agree with. I good enough 2 hours. I've been rewatching all the Alien movies. Alien and Aliens are utter masterpieces, shame we get, yea it was ight. Better than fucking Resurrections. was it this thread I said all this in?
>>204729556Literally the only part of the movie that looked bad. Everything else was 10/10. Every Alien movie has that one section that looks bad (for Alien 3 it's every time the Xeno's on screen) and face app Rook was Romulus'. The new Alien is the best looking one by a mile.
>>204727490was he retarded seemed like some kind of incest child
>>204730389They were the first to find the station, doesn't mean other people didn't discover it later on too. And maybe the base did contact the station, but who was supposed to respond? The Aliens?
I enjoyed the movie, it wasn't deep and it had some stupid parts, but it was acceptable.>>204730389the plot is that the station was recently captured in the gravity well of the planet and its orbit was degrading, long rang scans showed that it was just a ship and the kids were shocked to discover it was a whole stationthe station was deliberately abandoned and left to be destroyed by impacting the planet/rings because of xenomorph infestation, it was only the droid with his directive who was concerned with getting the fluid outweyland yutani thought the mess would clean up itself, which is why they didn't send anyone
>>204730866I can't take seriously the opinion of anyone who calls the absolute goyslop that is Aliens "a masterpiece".
>>204730015>what do the aliens eat to sustain life?xenomorphs (and navigators) can suspend their metabolism indefinitely in the absence of nutrition, and they are also apparently immune to radiationthat is why WY studies them hoping to gene modify the human race to be able to become better space travelers the biggest hurdle to space travel are time and radiation, for humans
>>204731110this
>>204731110Ah man, game over man, game over.Just for that character alone. Why did you hate it anon? I've never heard an argument against it to be truthful.
>>204731471>I've never heard an argument against it to be truthful.I really like aliens, but its also obviously a cash grab full of merchandising opportunities the tone and pacing of the film is totally different than Alien and seems designed to cash in on the commando/soldier/badass themes in popular media at the time people who liked Alien for the suspense and body horror and pacing were rightfully confused and upset when they hoped for more of the same from aliens
>>204727490Everything about this movie was great>save for the most important part:>the script
>>204731471It doesn't look very good, the cast is trashy, the villain sucks and it's way too long for its own good. Only thing I like about it is its theme of motherhood.
>evil megacompany fucking up people on the planet>essentially murdered the parents of a bunch of kids born there>kids have a space ship used to carry rocks around>kids don't use the space ship to drop rocks on YW corporate office from orbityou can't be an evil megacompany in a setting where the people you are fucking over have their own spaceships, because they can wipe you off the face of any planet instantly and without warning by dropping rocks on you
prometheus jr was a bitch
>actually you are our slave for another 6 years>okay actually I'm going to fly up into orbit with my space ship and drop a rock on your mining operation costing you trillions of dollars and killing thousands of corporate executives and drones see? it doesn't work >>204731939looks like one of those ultra tall lanklet NBA players
>>204731110Contrarian tasteless faggotBeing disingenuous isn't a personality
>>204731968>looks like one of those ultra tall lanklet NBA playersThat's literally who they used
>>204731969Worshiping 80s trash isn't either.
>>204727490I wasn't without flaws but overall I enjoyed it.Nobody is ever gonna top Alien+Aliens, but I think Romulus was easily the third best in the franchise.
>>204731939Why is cailee so smol
>>204731939Is that that double jointed guy with the muscle condition that played the monster in mama?
>>204732055that was another giga lanklet, though one not as hideously deformed as the Romulus guy
>>204732045reddit
>>204731712>>204731882huh. I refuse to let /tv/ ruin Aliens for me, ill have to watch it again with this stuff in mind. The merchandising is an interesting take. The body horror didn't do anything for me. Also, Ripley was the action hero, a female action hero, and she was believable... Very interesting takes anons.Side note: I bought a glass pipe one time that was an alien head flipped over, the bowl was under its jaw, and the spine of the thing was the stem part of the pipe. Wasnt cheap. Can't find a picture, when you mentioned merchandising it sparked a memory.
>>204731995look at this dudedamn
>>204732055It's Rob Bobroz
whatever bros I really do love the prequels. anyway I watched Alien + Alien:Rom today and Rom was alright. bunch of zoomers doing shit, I much preferred the older cast of Alien. hybrid was kinda lame. ship design was very cool as >>204728300 points out. (checked, btw). I'll give it a 7/10. actually I'm gonna drop it to a 6/10 cus FUCK CGI Ian Holm. jesus christ
So, Alien Remus when?
>watching with gf>she gets visibly aroused when the facehugger throat-rapes and chokes the asian chick>looks at me meaningfullybless this freak
>>204732348>visibly arousedhe popped a boner?!
>>204727490>musical sting from Prometheus soundtrackI CLAPPED AND POINTED OOOOOOHH WWOWOW
>>204731789it wasn't well directed either
>>204732511I love how nepobabies and their Beast.AI think they're creating "art" and it's all rehashed trash. Post-2016 stuff is so bad that even 6/10 shit from the 2000s seems like Oscar material
>>204727490MFW I go Goblin Mode, deadass
>>204729380>FOR FAMILY
>>204727490This movie needed a lot more gay clown rape to be considered art.
>>204732126>Get's to suck on isabela Merced's nipple>scene doesn't even make it to the movieThat's a whole lot of awkward for no pay off.
>>204727490>IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME
>>204727490more like remus because he died
When they got into the Nostromo copycat exposition dump room the movie nosedived HARD in quality, both the sets and plot. What the fuck was that Aliens hallway that looked like they used trashbags and rubber? It was literally nothing like Aliens and failed to capture that scene with the marines utterly.Imagine dumping half the fucking plot of your movie all piled into one scene fuck these retarded nu writers.Also the human hybrid Alien wasn't scary.
>>204728300There really needs to be a name for the aesthetic in '79, Isolation, and Romulus. Sci-Lo-Fi? Something about everything being underlit has a lot to do with it too (I.e. lights source near ground level pointing up). I love it so much.
>>204733455I thought it was called retro futuristic or analogue futuristic
Kino movie, fuck you if you didn't like it
>>204733529underage
>>204732763>SUCKIN DOWN THAT GOO TONIGHT >ROMMAAAAAY
yeah but what about the bonus situation?
>>204727490AND I AM SON OF PENCILHEAD.
>>204727679>Why did Romvlvs kill his mom?Seriously. In fact, that whole final story arc was garbage ruining a perfectly good Alien movie.
>>204733529>rehashing previous movies in a blatant and annoying way is kino
>>204732171I wonder how much he received for the role
Was I the only one that thinks that Rain's boyfriend was the one that got Moner pregnant? They seemingly drop hints throughout, but likely dropped the reveal because there was already too much going on. They wanted Rain and the blackdroid's relationship to be front and center, so they chose not to muddy the waters. Anybody?
>>204727490IN THE NAME OF THE SENATE AND THE PEOPLE OF ROME!
>>204734541It was the guy who hated negrobot. Women have to lie to conform in groups but they all know the truth.
>>204734636benis :DDDDD
>>204729380>Any brew you want, as long it is Goorona
>>204734759I considered that too. But you'll notice Rain's boyfriend's reactions to losing and then saving the pregnant girl.
>>204734636I actually like the "wall vagina" stage of the xenomorph life cycle, it's a good addition.
>>204735008>But you'll notice Rain's boyfriend's reactions to losing and then saving the pregnant girl.Didn't you watch the movie? moner is his sister.
>>204732335I think Rook was actually a full animatronic puppet, but then they deepfaked Ian's face onto the puppet. I respect the use of practical effects, but it would have been better to use a mocapped CGI head, then deepfake on top of that.Alternately they could have made it so Rook was trapped somewhere and only communicated through the screens and intercom. The effect looked pretty solid with the grainy screen filter on top, but it fell apart in the clean closeup shots.Of course the best option would have been to just make Rook a different model of android so they could have an actual actor play him.I have a feeling he was originally written to be the same model as Bishop because of the similarity in names. It would have been more of a twist seeing "good" model turn out to be evil. Execs probably thought the audience wouldn't like seeing Bishop turn out to be evil.
>>204735197>moner is his sister.
>>204727490I told my niece that her boyfriend looks like the Alien Romulus guy, and she got a kick out of that.
>>204735228it gets lonely in space
>>204735236Did she clap?
>>204735209Just have him all fucked up, like Bishop in Alien 3. I still don't understand how youtubers can do such good deepfakes essentially for free, but the second a studio with millions of dollars takes a crack at it, they can't seem to crack the code.
>>204729380>I life my life two weeks at a time
>>204735257Everyone did.
>>204735236women would rather fuck a 7'7 monster than a sub8 male in 2024
>>204733529cEn i hAbe De pUsi Pls!!!!
>>204734636IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>204735314Based.
>>204730389the discovery was rushed af they should have taken a minute of "hacking" some device and then oh what is that etc. They found that thing way to casually
>>204727679He wanted to suck the black liquid out of her.
>>204731939her tits didn't look that juicy in the movie
>>204735131Great name.
>>204731939That’s so fucking creepy.
>>204734377The same reason the Newborn kills the Queen that womb birthed it.
>>204734541Rain's boyfriend was moners brother.You mean the white racist guy who was with the Asian girl?
>>204735197>>204735228>>204735243Hahaha!!! Oh shit, yeah, I missed that. So she did get pregnant by some random miner. What a whore. You'd think by the year 2205, they'd invent a morning after pill. Doesn't Prometheus predate Alien? Where's the machine that removes the fetus? Last thing Wayland-Yutami wants is female miners taking a year off to have an unwanted pregnancy.
>>204729670that scene and the scene where the ship miraculously crash lands in the staton docking bay which is barely large enough two fit two ships simultaneously. movie had some low lows
>>204731939Is he being played by that awkward slav basketball player? Robert something? That's who it looks like.
>>204728300pretty star wars isnt it
>>204727490Alien franchise fucking sucks. That shit is capeshit tier level. Horrendous cgi and stupid plots.
>>204727679Dad left him at an early age
>>204729380>it’s been a loooong day without you my friend
>>204729380>WHAT A LIFE
>>204729380is this the thread?
>>204733529I don't get it, it's just slenderman. That doesn't look like anything related to a xeno.
>>204729380>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>i've been hydrated
>>204734636How does he poop inside there?
>>204732126kek
>>204736675You can have anything you want, as long as its a Pathogen.
>>204727490>He is Romulus, you are like the buzzing of flies to him.
>>204731911It seemed like they got a junked shitbox into working order in violation of the rules; they had to launch, get the sleep pods, and get the hell out because they would have been arrested when they landed.
>>204727490Oh, is that what happens in this movie?
>>204727490that's just a bad picture, he looks way more presentable in good lighting
>>204727679lil romy was hungryI wonder if she would have survived if she started to breast feed him instead of pushing the zuckermonster away
>>204728300The set design was amazing
>>204729380me taking the final jagerbomb of the night before completely falling apart
>>204735131Stolen from dead space but still pretty cool
>>204739465Kek. No. >>204737918Easily the best part of GB2. This dude deserved a better career.
