the blonde chick is so fucking sexo i cant stand it
>>204735371What was the story? Like left was only first season? I haven’t seen Lexx in decades
>>204735977She's from when they were movies that got cut into seasons. When they started doing actual seasons, she'd signed on to another show.
>>204736027Interesting. I didn’t even know it’d been a movie, but I do remember it being decent fap bait and just generally cool. Should rewatch.
>>204735875She was unbelievable in her prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmaRbv-j3fY
Lexx? More like Suxx.
>>204735371The Xev/Zev’s were the only good thing about the show. I have the original “movies” on DVD from when I was 19 and the show aired. But it is unwatchable now. Farscape is still kino. Lexx was garbage.
>>204735371for me, it's His Divine Shadow
>>204736458>only good thingthe world building in season 1 was pretty great, but if I recall that's all episode 1 and 4.
Xev >
>>204736458> Lexx was garbage.That’s why it’s pure Kino. It’s cheesy fun fanservice that never took itself seriously, unlike pretty much every SciFi show. Trash is tasty.
>>204735371Xev Ball-wringer?
>>204736568The dichotomy between how well rendered the giant form of His Shadow was with how absolutely shit almost all the other cg was is one of the best jokes in the series.
>>204736545Based
>>204736501Kill op, then kill yourself
https://youtu.be/oF3VEC3pJCI?si=3TM_OINf13ATEDhW&t=695
>>204735371my young self couldn't stand how this show was almost softcore porn but not. I needed some tits ARRRGHH
>>204735371its clumsy but the story is cool as shit>accidentally mix tyranid and sex-slave clone templates>it escapesthe only thing that would be better is if she could get pregnant and hatch pure tyranid things.
>>204736568it's mostly boring though.There are a few episodes here and there that are outstanding, and those episodes are highly re watchable, but most just plod along with filler to make the runtime.
It's sad. I really loved this show, but when zev got replaced it went down the drain hardcore.
>>204736708Literally tits in episode 2. >>204736695
>>204736725With 1% Tweedle dna
>>204736725I love the world of season 1.A nightmare theocracy that's secretly run by a giant bug. I like to think the bug isn't necessarily evil, but just has no concept of individuality so this is the only way it knows how to organize things.It's too bad that's just a season 1 thing.
>>204736758huh maybe it got censored on the Canadian cable sci fi channel the name of which I forget.
>>204736844your post reminded me of the guy standing there biting his fist while she showers
>>204736738Absolutely. It was low budget, leaf-kraut coproduction that was basically made to ripoff both countries tax breaks and kino funding. Uwe Boll would be jealous. It was meant to be late night filler for an audience mainly composed of guys stoned or drunk, or unapologetic coomers. It succeeded in both demographics. This wasn’t appointment television. I can’t imagine anyone watching it seriously or sober, like: hey I’m going to pop in the Lexx dvd tonight and enjoy the world building and plotines and character development. None of that was consistent or made sense. It was a flipping through the channels at 2am and seeing ass, and sparkin up another bowl, dude.
>>204736545/thread
>>204736545yup
>>204736986she has my family phenotype and its badbecause my 4 older sisters are all hamplanets that could be her clone if they were skinny[/spoler]
>>204736959>we're making throwaway Canadian scifi, we need actorsSir, he's already filmed 3 episodes
>>204736695This is Canadian Farscape?
>>204737251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6ucZIINJcSet condition one throughout the fleet.
It took me forever to realize it's bell-ringer not bel-rin-jer
>>204736545Bruhs….
>>204736986Making sick beats, I presume.Because she's sure as fuck not making mommy porn anymore.
>>204737518That was back when she was editing mini-movies. Probably part of the reason she quit as they became ridiculously elaborate.
>>204736959That interpretation doesn't seem quite right. It seems overly cynical. I think the creators were trying to make something genuine.
>>204736545aaaaaaaaaaand that’s a based from me
>>204735371>Zevtoo German>Xevtoo bogged
>>204737938I watched an interview with two of them on youtube that shows their genuine interest in making something good.
>>204738122>too GermanThat's a positive.
>>204736501>>204736654Only thing I've seen of the show was that scene. I don't think I'd enjoy the series, but that moment was legitimately cool. More villains should casually order their followers to commit suicide rather than executing them.
>>204736758And never again.
>>204736986>razer gayming labtobabsolutely disgusting, would not bang.
>>204736986>>204736545top links, prove it, go
>>204737938>>204738156One of the best invus can be found herehttps://ia601003.us.archive.org/6/items/cinefantastique_1970-2002/Cinefantastique%20Vol%2028%20No%207%20%28Jan%201997%29.pdfThe creators are pretty clear that it was intended to be a fun lewd series, not serious scifi. Thats doesn’t mean they wanted it to look cheap; they did care about the filmmaking.
>>204736831>A nightmare theocracy that's secretly run by a giant bug. I like to think the bug isn't necessarily evil, but just has no concept of individuality so this is the only way it knows how to organize things.It's not that it was inherently evil, just that it was continuing a race-war that it knew couldn't win by force. So it did it by infiltrating mankind and influencing it into a self-harming bureaucracy that worshiped it.>The Insects could not defeat the Humans, so I will make Humanity defeat itself!
>>204737518Why isn’t she? What happened?
>>204738687Got lazy and stopped releasing shit and retards kept giving her money so why would she bother
>>204736545I should've been able to impregnate her and drink the milk from her tits while plapping her as she screamed and called me her baby boy while she was in her prime. I deserved it.
Show Xev was by far the better actress. Is more often the voice of reason in the crew. Movie Zev was arguably hotter, but also bimbo as fuck. Honestly Gigorotta was the hottest.
>mfw it's a Lyekka episode
>>204736986White excellence
>>204738915Forgot pic
>>204738687Her sets (and house) got wrecked in a storm not long after she moved in, can only do audio recording in her current living arrangement.She's also been going on unhinged rants about esoterica on her LF so there's probably an element of postpartum insanity at play here too.It's too bad, she was the best
>>204738184Look up the Kai "ive killed mothers with their babies" scene, that was also cool.All of season 1 was really cool. Two was hit and miss, and the hit and miss just got more and more miss as it went on.
>>204739116>Her sets (and house) got wrecked in a storm not long after she moved inShe's lying. She's a millionaire at this point, nevermind she could film on her phone and edit on a laptop if she needed to.>She's also been going on unhinged rantsThe newage nonsense is more than likely a diversion for whatever the real reason she stopped filming is.
Zev > Xev > Xev
>>204736695The DVD I have is the cut version yet it's uncensored on Youtube. Explain.
>>204739206>she's only 35oh dear lord
>>204739206
>>204736831What? The whole prophecy of Stanley saving the universe was abandoned? I never watched the new Xev episodes
>>204739226I bet the German broadcast and Region 2 version was uncut, while the region 1 versions were sanitised for Canadian nannystaters.
Name ONE other villain in scifi to succeed in destroying a universe like Mantrid, bio-vizier to His Divine Shadow.
>>204738184Immorten Joe in Furiosa did that when he asked the Boyz to jump
>>204735371I agree but. I love me some gutter sluts too, so i'll take Xev off of your hands.
>>204739206my mom looks and drinks like this
>>204739206>This one shows promise
>>204739430she's returning to her original Zev formI love it
>>204736986Why two keyboards?
>>204736545cringeall her POV shit is incest basedZOG wants you to want to fuck your mother or sister
>>204739936If that's true then why are payment processors trying to ban that kind of content?
i was going toa dd something to this thread but i think you guys pretty much covered lexx. the best parts were the gore in the first movie
>>204736545>>204736986Crazy how we never even saw Xev in her true prime. Legitimate props to her and what she did. Pornography can be an artform and even a wholesome one. We need more of that, now especially.
>>204735371Bewbs
SWEET RELIEF!SWEET RELIEF!WE WANT IT NOW!
>>204739936WTF i love ZOG now
>>204739936>all her POV shit is incest basedYou deadass lying cuz, half her POV shit is some variation of home wrecking or cuckoldry. Xev is shit, but not for the reason you sayin blud.
>>204735371is this porn? what are the porn actresses names so I can get this over with.
>>204736458Lexx = 4chanFarscape = reddit
>>204735875If Hitler won, almost every woman on Earth would look and talk like her.
>>204739329Honestly, great villain.
>>204735875Prime Eva as Zev and it was only handful of episodes>>204741849 This guy gets it, Scientists, we need a program to make blob womemes into SS Zevs. I'm talking like now as in yesterday
>>204741849>>204742429Remember what they took from you.
>>204735371The one on the left was 10x better but the one on right was ok too.
