>gets face bashed in>barely able to stand>maybe lost a couple teeth>"that all you got?"
>>204751853>gets a 2x4 out of my car's trunk and breaks it across OP's face
>>204753010>*German suplexes anon into a table*
>>204751853kino
>its down there somewhere, let me take another look
>>204751853>falls 5 times trying to stand up>finally gets on his feet>I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY
>>204751853>I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL
>>204751853>Just a fleshwound!
kino
>>204753659obviously, you're not a golfer.
>>204755501I told that fucking kraut I don't roll on shabbos.
>>204751853Wow he's literally me
>>204755938well, he already posted it.
Come on, Lou, we really like this place
>>204754442>I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>204751853friend of mine did that after eh lost all his front teeth lmaobitches who were watching were soaking wet
>>204751853You really don't understand how hurt you are sometimes in high pressure situations like a fight.
>>204751853I could never withstand the physical punishment that many of my movie characters do
>>204751853>Bad guy about to finish off the only guy who can stop him>"Sir, your pizza is here">"Hmm... I suppose your death will have to wait"
>>204753127>*teleports behind u*
>My hole>Gaping>Cum dripping down my thighs*pants*That all you got?!?!?!
>>204757776Not when you get your face bashed in. You get fucked up like that the only thing your body's telling you is "stop this from happening"
>>204753659I SAID VE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON
>Scientist says something using some light technical terms>"In English Doc"
>the entire journey for wealth and power ends up being pointless>maybe the real treasure was the friends we made on the way
