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>female director
Skip.
>female protagonist
Skip.

Am I missing ANY good movies by doing this?
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>>204768249
You're missing Catwoman.
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>>204768249
>female director
American Psycho
>female protagonist
A Nightmare on Elm Street
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>>204768249
So you only watch gay porn I presume?
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>>204768249
>female director
actually, no
>female protagonist
yeah quite a few
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>>204768294
>women are the protagonists in porn
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Hurt Locker, Alien
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>>204768294

I only watch films where there are no women:
Lawrence of Arabia and The Thing as an example
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>>204768332
I mean male talent is important sure, but I'm fapping to the women.
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>>204768249
No, keep being a fucking absolute brainlet
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>>204768286
>American Psycho
It's not a good movie
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>>204768368
*nods respectfully at you*
Hope she sees this bro
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>>204768249
>female director
American Psycho, Point Break, Near Dark and The Hurt Locker
>female protagonist
The Alien movies and a lot of horror flicks but honestly most of them are bullshit, also Disney and Ghibli movies if you care about that stuff
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Pet Sematary
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>>204768373
>>204768286
>>204768397
>American Psycho
I think the funniest thing about this film is that the director is a woman and the scriptwriter is a lesbian. And the author of the book is a fag.
How did this quintessence of people make an idol for zoomers and ironic snobs?
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>>204768467
Self-hating gays are based. You need a tortured soul to make compelling art.
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>>204768397
Most of the best horror flicks have a male protag (The Thing, The Wicker Man, An American Werewolf in London etc)

If the protagonist is female it's usually an indication of being slop, usually a silly slasher or some pretentious drivel about TRAUMA
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>>204768249
I liked Longlegs.
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>>204768249
You missed the Matrix franchise, which was made by 2 powerful women
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>>204768638
slopa
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>>204768360
You're a cuck watching a woman get drilled by another man. All porn is gay.
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>>204768249
I Saw the TV Glow
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>>204768286
>>204768467
>its good because its soo bad!!
no american psycho is shit but funny shit nonetheless
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>>204768249
Mulholland Drive
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>female director
Titus
>female lead
The Piano Teacher
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>>204768710
>I Saw the Tranny Glow
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>>204768744
>The Piano Teacher
awful film, boring cuckshit
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>>204768249
Yes
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>>204768748
HUH clevurrr
douchebag
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>>204768706
While that may be true, some porn is inherently gayer than others.
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>>204768792
>douchebag
Something you will never use.
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>>204768861
Man on woman porn is gayer because there's a 50% chance you self insert as a woman. Man on man porn can't be gay, you can only self insert as a man.
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In addition to Hurt Locker, I think Julie and Julia is a pretty good movie.
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>>204768894
why would i choose to insert myself as the woman? speak for yourself homo

also by your logic there's a 50% chance you're gonna self insert as the bottom but I bet that's a 100% chance for you
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>>204768894
Self-inserting is for brainlets.
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>>204768351
So you only watch two films?
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>>204768894
>>204768917
Every great artist was gay. What have straighties done? Very little. More than women, but very little.
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lynne ramsay
directed we need to talk about kevin and you were never really here
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>>204768955
art is for gays
real men are scientists and engineers
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>>204768966
I accept your concession, straightie.
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>>204768249
>It was never about money for us it was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something to those dead souls inching along the freeways in their metal coffins. We show them that the human spirit is still alive
Point Break.
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>>204768912
Still holds up.
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>>204768249
>>Female protagonist
>Skip
You don't like Alien?
Hahahaha faggot
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>>204768289
Based
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>>204768249
Are you gay?
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>>204768249
>Am I missing ANY good movies by doing this?
No.
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>>204770888
>Wojak poster
Of course xhe is
Also, nice trips
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>>204768467
The director and scriptwriter had no clue what they were doing and I think it inadvertently made the film enjoyable. They made a movie they would hate about people they would hate acting in a way they hate. I’m not even kidding. That’s basically what they said. They legitimately don’t get why people like that movie. It’s actually more interesting than the movie. It’d be like if I made a movie about lesbians and it was just them beating the shit out of each other, screaming, living in a filthy apartment with each other, and otherwise just creating a parody of what I think lesbian relationships are and the movie ended up being iconic in the lesbian community.
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The thing is, yes, but you also avoid seeing a lot of shit so it ends up giving a positive balance.
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>>204768373
reddit contrarian
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>>204768249
The Resident Evil films Jovovich shows nipple in.

The rule of thumb is it she shows her massive tit thumbs its a good Resi film, if not it's probably fine, but not kino.
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>>204771239
Yes but the difference here is I would marry Arielle Holmes and put a baby inside her cute tummy.
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>>204771212
Fever dream soundtrack.
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>>204768467
They didn't you retard instead the bitch,dyke and fag got subverted



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