The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob BriggsTHE LAST DRIVE IN rides again TONIGHT at 9pm ET on @Shudder and AMC+ in U.S. / Canada!
john bloom looking really hebrew in that pic
>>204848168I need to coom now…
>>204848213red dead redemption cosplayer
HOGZILLA
>>204848396weirdo looks like an AI generated image from a texan rabbi prompt
https://angelthump.com/rhino36Doing bbq. Maybe a movie after
>>204848442Shout out to John Brennan! He's the best.
Buy the merch and be happy to wear it>>204848739I'l have what she's havnig
>>204848796>Buy the merch and be happy to wear itI bought the new Monstervision jacket and the GITD figure, against my better judgement. Sometimes when I wear Joe Bob merch I meet cool people. Other times I meet #mutantfam faggots.
>tfw stuck at my shitty job until I get home at 1130What a cruel existence
>>204848538A shame that the alzheimer's riddled Mr. Bloom and the mummified porn star Darcy stabbed him in the back the way they did.
That anon was right, it really was Satan's Little Helper. Well, time to leave.
>>204848538>John BrennanWhat happened? The twitter post got deleted.
feels good to finally have a double feature. Gonna be a comfy night
>darcy not talkingMight be the best episode yet.
>>204848994He was raped by Darcy
>>204849029Came here to post thisGlad Darcy reads our comments and self corrects
>>204848994Forgot to change his tampon
>>204848994
>>204849064I read that, but couldn't find the rest. Then I read Darcy's statement, and decided I didn't really need to read the rest of John's because hers makes no sense and is just more, "I do EVERYTHING around here" bullshit. Wouldn't you know it now they are sponsored by fucking Bad Dragon because everything she touches has to be somehow related to porn or faggotry.
i wonder if darcy has video evidence of joe bob raping a child or somethingi can't think of another reason to explain why she's still on the show otherwise
>I love it when you can't talkso do we, Joe Bob
Is that a chopped up PSP
>>204849179I mean, it's pretty obvious that he's fucking her, right? I think that is as much as she needs to get what she wants.
>jewish kid proclaiming his love for SatanA little on the nose, no?
Dougie!This is a comedy, right?I'm laughing alot alot
Is that a digital zoom close up?
>I'm going to marry my sister, fuck her and show her Satan is realDougie that's...a lot.
>>204849260it's all nose
Watch out Satan, Antifa!
>>204849260the casting is hilarious>make some jewish kid the brother to a blonde blue eyed hottieImmersion immediately shattered.
How do they manage to make an actual outdoor shot look like it's green screened?
Lusty wench
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
What's with this mom? Getting her son obsessed with Satan, forcing her daughter to dress like a slut
how is that old blackberry running 2003 newgrounds
kudos to the dead dude for the headbonking
Satan's wearing hockey pads
>>204849492Satanic powers of course
>>204849533>BATMAN'S GONNA FREAK
>Lisa Gman the amount of just barely enough effort thrown into this is impressive.
>Dougie, do you like gladiator movies?>Ever seen a grown Satan naked?>Want to witness the ol' Red Dragon?Jesus satan
>>204848994from my "inside source" Shudder/AMC doubled the budget for the last drive in because 90% of Shudder subscribers watch it. John wanted double his compensation. Shudder told him no. He asked Joe Bob and Darcy to vouch for him and they both thought he was being unreasonable. Angry tweets ensue.
This is almost like the 2018 marathon, which is great. Keep a bag on Darcy's head forevermore.
>>204849654Then why is Darcy claiming that "Joe Bob was quitting [the Jamboree]" and that she decided to take it upon herself to plan the new one, without consulting John, and without explaining how she got Joe Bob to do it? And suddenly Bad Dragon needs to sponsor it? And if they are doubling the funding for Last Drive-in, why are we getting half as many movies?
>>204849720idk my friend just did some contract music work with him and that's what he told meother stuff could have happened in the meantime
>>204849720>why are we getting half as many moviesI thought it was the same amount of movies per season spread over more weeks
>>204849777I thought it was the same number of episodes, but with only one movie, and spread one week apart? So half as many movies, spread across twice as many weeks.
that sister has no right being this sexy
You guys eatin good?
>>204849064>>204849137
>>204849838
>2000s horror slopyawn
I like to think Satan Man's beating him up for his poor costume choice
>>204849855
>>204849862don't knock on it yet, Rotten Tail ended up being amazing
>>204849838What's the deal with Joe Bob and Troma?
Boo!
>>204849862This is a good movie, and the only good movie we're getting tonight. Second movie is gonna be Late Night with the Devil. I know it doesn't fit the theme but I wish it were Savage Streets.
>>204849895I have no idea but Troma sucks ass so I get it
Jeff Liber DJoo Man in the Flesh.Stoner!
>>204849930old troma is good. lloyd is a greedy fuck though.
>>204849910Savage Streets would be an excellent entry at the very least.
>>204849879This lines up with what I know about those two already, so I believe it.
>>204850001>lloyd is a greedy fuck though.He's the only person that I have met at a convention who will autograph whatever, take a picture with fans, all that shit with no fee. You don't have to buy anything from him (though it is encouraged).
Why is this old man rambling about gorilla costumes
>>204849879Darcy taking credit for bringing Joe Bob back never sat right with me. How's a mediocre porn actress going to pull that off? Never made sense.
Damn, poor Alex didn't even get to grope her.
Oh Alex, what a method actor.
that kid is a creep
Satan could legit score a mom and daughter combo
>>204850144>She never took credit for bringing Joe Bob backBullshit.
They are really proud of that flash animation
Kids getting money for halloween, a jew wrote this?
>>204850144The fuck you talking about?
>>204850211Niggas name is Jeff Lieberman are you dumb
>>204850082She never took credit for bringing Joe Bob back. She just said that her crowd funding was a big reason AMC decided to pick up the show for Shudder.
This movie sucks, bros
I really hope second movie isn’t some shudder original slop
>>204850306just wait, we're gonna see the mom and the sis' tits soon
>>204850307I'm hoping for another art movie music video
>the satanic saluteThis movie is based
>>204850307It's Late Night with the Devil.
>>204850329You wish, Winnick's never shown tits.
I'll probably make and post proper webms later
>>204850395What other movies was she in?
just arrived bros what moobie
>>204850412Problem Child 2
>>204850400she was main in Vikings
>>204850440She's great!This guy wrote Neverending Story 3 with jack black? Hahaha!!!Yuge successs
How far are we into the movie?
>>204850538Halfway thru first film
>Darcy showing milkers but hiding faceFinally she is perfect
What're the lads drinking tonight?
>>204850839Joe Bob is not worth getting drunk for.
>>204850846John? Watching shitty horror movies is worth getting drunk for.
RIP Frank
The plastic wrap massacre
>>204850395BOSOM DETECTEDSTATUS: HEAVING
>>204850921Depends on the type of shitty. This and Late Night with the Devil aren't really drinking movies. You want to get drunk watching something like Slumber Party Massacre II. Or even one of the Hatchet movies.
The tone of this movie is the darkest of black comedies in a satanic hasidic jacket
>>204851043This one isn't bad for it but agreed on late night with the devil. Maybe he'll play sole survivor or fright night part 2 instead
It would have been more enjoyable if the kid just said "you know what? I'm still on board"
>And I'll be the little kid!
This is proto-Terrifier.
holy shit that loop
really not digging this party arc
what is up my nigga?
Haha wtf was that?
Is Darcy wearing something sexy tonight?Her Gatorbait outfit made me Masturbate
>>204851539She has the equivalent of a paper bag over her head. It's the hottest she has ever been.
>>204851539
>>204851562The not talking has me edging the whole movie
>it’s yet another “i get drunk enough to be able to stomach Darcy’s weird uncomfortable soul destroying drugged out BBC cuck porn years and immediately feel the most depressed anyone has ever felt after cooming” episode
Damn this jew kid sure is dumb
that kid is so fucking duuuuuuuuuumb!
Is that real (stigmata) blood?
What happened to the part when she's at the party in the sexy angel costume? Am I thinking of a different movie?
>>204851563there's no way those are actually real
>>204851563Can't drink. Can't show tits. I HATE this sanitized bullshit!
>>204851725They aren't real. She started porn before she got them, so you can see what her tits used to look like.
>>204851725You can look up her porn and see them. They are fake
>Jesus is really Satan!Slow down there, Rabbi.
>>204851746Desu you can just look at her twitter and see them
dammit, so that counts as the second pair of breasts, doesnt it?
>>204851801yeah. He needs to revise his breast counting policy
She would have insisted on leaving, but Alex acting like such a pussy about his dad made her vag dry like the Sahara
>slop still not overAlso no way it’s late night with the devil right???? Way too obvious with the guest
>>204851833once you give them the ick it's all over
>she fell for it>TWICElmao
they fell for the same trick again
I just tuned inIs there another movie?How much longer for this one?
HOLY SHIT, THE KILLER IS AN HELICOPTER NOW>>204851928yeah, there's another movie
At this point, they so deserve it
I vaguely remember a short in the movie "Tales of Halloween" where a little kid follows around some dude who is killing people. Is that related to this movie at all?
What a blue balls ending
>Darcy going to stop the gimmick now and start opening her big mouth again Sad.
The part where he was causing havoc with the kid: 8/10The rest of the movie: 5/10
>>204852032it was nice while it lasted
That was fun. Reminds me of Halloween 5.Are we getting the Shudder movie Late Night with the Devil next or ... ?
>>204852032Any way we can petition for her to stay that way?
*sigh*Somehow Shudderslop shilling returned
>Joe Bob doesn't know the difference between city and country hamThat's basically breaking character.
Country ham is bone-in, City Ham is without bone
>>204852197Country ham is dry cured, city ham is wet cured. That's the difference.
>>204848899He telapathically diverted that bubble (or would that be telekinetically)?
WTF, where's the trailer break? I have to pee
How much longer until this show tanks and drags Shudder and AMC+ down with it? Seems like things get cheaper and more shit each season.
>>204852261i have adblock on so it skips it, lol
>>204852261Yeah, the shudder-tv stream was split into two seperate 2.5 hour movies.Need that piss break shudder!!
>>204852261If you're watching on a fire stick you can pause it
>>2048522883* ;)
>>204852278Next season won't have the fat fuck in it, so that's a plus at least
>>204852317I like the theme song he wrote for the show, but his appearances were always cringe and gay
>>204852317I wonder if they're gonna change the theme song
Fugg Darcy’s tits are looking even better than usual in that outfit
>>204852357pics?
>>204852344They'll keep it and say that Darcy wrote and performed it herself.
I JUST watched this movie, so I guess I'll zone out and do other things with this in the background.
>>204852317That's good at least, he sucked in everything he's done so far. Now if we can only get rid of Darcy the show would be kino.
I would wife Darcy and i’m not afraid to admit it. She’s a good girl.
>>204852405I just wish she wasn't in front of the camera 100% of the time. Have her show up in the intro and ending, like any other show (and assumedly how the previous mail girls were).She never contributes anything beyond "this movie rocks! fuck yeah dude!" and "what the hecking heck i'm so triggered!" and "um like please shut up joe bob you are boring!"
Late Night with the Shudderslop. I'm out, maybe next time will be better.
BERWYN!?
For those who dislike this shudderslop?What specifically irks you?
>>204852512This film specifically is pretty comfy and besides the weird "behind stage" scenes that makes no sense for the film set footage pretense, it's pretty solid. But then things go off WAY off the rails and it lost me. The ending specifically.
>>204852396>>204852464>>204852512I like David Dastchamalian and he's supposed to show up so I'll watch it despite having seen it literally 2 weeks ago
>>204852534I stopped watching when the devil kills everyone. I don't know what happened after that.>>204852564Yeah, I just watched this last night.
they're a year late with this. Should've shown Oddity that's also a premium Shudder exclusive instead. Damian McCarthy would've made for a more intriguing guests too - no offense to Dastmalchain
>>204852583Joe Bob only interviews geriatrics like himself
>>204852583Apartment 7A would've fit the devil theme too
>>204852564Saw it when it came out on Shudder. Was alright.
>>204848899>Sometimes when I wear Joe Bob merch I meet cool people. Other times I meet #mutantfam faggots.do you really? like where? I've basically grown out of graphic Tees but sometimes I feel like I should rep my extreme metal bands just to connect with fellow locals
>>204852564Good for you, will you be a good mutantfam member and purchase some officially licensed merchandise? Perhaps more cheap t-shirts or a new Bad Dragon?
>yankees paradethat's possible
There’s AI slop in this shudder slop…
>>204852649huh
Was there an edit?Did Joebob cut this film?
>>204852658Hello, Reddit
>>204852695it was an "ad break" in the context of this being an old broadcast
>>204849654idk that he was instrumental but sometimes I got the feeling anything above the bare minimum was the feeling of his influence which is better than nothing but I also know a constant refrain is not being able to afford the rights to stuff they want to show so I'm okay with the budget going towards that. not opposed to a raise but I'm in no position to judge "double" or w/e the ask was
>>204852658>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY SOME LIBERAL ARTS FAGGOT TO MAKE ARTWORK THAT WILL ONLY BE SEEN FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS>YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?
>>204852700Ai slop is reddit. Redditors cant do things themselves and need slop to make it for them.
>>204852734You are very upset.
>>204852734YesArt > Finance
>>204852734Liberal arts faggots made the movie you’re watching and a liberal arts faggot is hosting the show you’re watching. Go watch the news or something
>>204849879Nigga it's literally two people sitting in front of a cheap set riffing on movies and occasionally interviewing film directors.Mike and Jay have been doing the same thing for decades with no money and no behind the scenes crew.Darcy and Joe Bob could've done it themselves.
>that fake commercial break into the Joe Bob segmentKino
SOMEONE SCREENCAP DARCY TITTA
>>204852817That's true, but Mike and Jay never got to see Darcy's blown out asshole.
>>204852871They got to see that redhead pornstar's tits and asscan't remember her name
>>204852871>Implying Rich's blown out asshole isn't betterIf cado can do it Rich can too
>>204852890That's also true, she was hotter then Darcy and so was the girl they got for the Plinkette reviews back in the day. They won.
>>204852890Classic Mike and Jay
Australians imitating Americans!
>>204852937They haven't hosed a Mary-Kate and Ashley VHS in cum recently too. What's up with that?
>>204852658It sounds very based.
i have a boner from Darcy but have to look at David Dastmalchian for an extended amount of time when i have the boner.
Which one of these guys is the Svengoolie?
>>204852616>Shudder getting a Paramount+ filmlol
>>204853042You could jerk off to David if you wantHe won't mind
bunch of old fags and rubber dog dicks
David Dastmalchian was in the angry video game nerd movie
>>204853135What's his early life read like?
you guys want terrifier 3 on the stream after the show?
>>204853222Yes please, better then this shite.
>>204853222Yes i saw the last terrifier movie after a joe bob stream
>>204853222Sure
Randy was amazing in his g@yness?
>>204853222no tits, no watch
Darcy looks really good for 45. I thought she was younger.
it's a real movie
>>204853338Hahaha, she's not going to fuck you bro. Not for free, at least.
oh he's a total suckass dweeb wow
Do you think Darcy is going to suck and fuck David bros she’s laughing at every dumb thing he says
Darcy is brain dead. I love when they have a guest and you can tell she has no idea what they are talking about. The best part is she shuts the fuck up most of the time.
Darcy in a fugue state saying your name anon
>>204853356Added to the list
>>204852512I loved the first half or so when I first saw it. The lead-in clip show/documentary is great, and the more straight-laced parts of the show itself were really solid. It all falls apart in the last half hour. The "is it a dream?" sequence thing has been played out for decades and their attempt at it did nothing novel, and Abraxas's actions fly in the face of its spelled-out motivations. If they'd just stuck to the format they'd established, both of my problems would've been resolved. Instead, they crashed and burned.
Why is this thread on page 7?
>>204853511It's Mr. Wriggles
>>204853511Dying show
>>204853511Mods don't want us talking about tv shows.
>>204853511these threads have been dying for a while
>>204853572It's not bumping, retard.
>>204853572>>204853562>>204853560Last Drive-In always dying until it's dead.
>>204853560>>204853572He meant that auto-sage is turned on.
>>204853591Darcy put in the call when that anon posted she should wear a bag over her head all the time
>>204853600Based DarcyThe Drive In (thread) never dies
>>204853632YOU SATANIC FUCK
>>204853632Don't worry, I'm sure they all fucked her.
Why does david have painted nails
DARCY’S SHINY TITS
>>204853689He's a little Z E S T Y
>49 years old
>>204853689g o t h You'd be creeped out if he wore guyliner
Darcy became horny for David when he started talking about weird al kek
>>204853689people into horror are fucking weird
Dastmalchian is a good guest. Had no idea The Dark Knight was his first film.
It’s actually pretty impressive that David has so much knowledge about horror hosts, it’s not like there’s much literature about it or something. Expertise in a niche topic like that takes takes real industrial grade autism.
Why does the devil have to be so vulgar?
>>204853825he's kind of a dick
Does anyone else watch possession movies as a power fantasy?Imagine being a little girl with the power of Satan.
This shit is really retarded, I thought it would be “realistic” like Ghostwatch but it’s just textbook shudder brand slop.
>>204853833>>204853833>Does anyone else watch possession movies as a power fantasy?Yes, female minor as the vessel for the great Satan
Will the thread make it?
>>204853416>>204853391>>204853424She's following a script, she ain't improvising shoot.
>>204853833>Imagine being a little girltranny faggot
This is actually a good episode
>>204853965Agree. The only thing that could make it better is some Robin Sydney
He's so enthusiastic.
>>204853894When is the next Last Drive-In?
>>204854058We can pray for a Thanksgiving episode but most likely a Christmas episode
>SHE LEVITATED FOR GOD'S SAKE!
>>204853894In desperate need of Darcy tits
Anyone want to make a new thread?
>>204854195god bless, now we can finally rest
>>204854195I got you
>>204854195FUGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>204854214Sorry it's been taking so long. I was trying to make webms in a more efficient way that wound up actually not being that efficient.
>>204854255it's all good, i appreciate it
>>204854195Is that Art wearing a corpse again?
Wonder why we were autosaged anyway.
>>204854364>>204854364>>204854364
I'm watching the spinning and feeling nice and relaxed. Maybe it's the half a fifth of Soco.
