>Get a skill>Lift weights>Treat time as Gold>Drink raw milk>Find a mentor>Don't oversocialize>Debtmaxxx
sam hyde is an eceleb for people who claim to hate ecelebs
>Drink raw milkEnjoy your E. Coli
>take money from jews
>>204888070>Get a skillWhat skill did he got?
>>204888070>join the US Marines>Aim for beauty RAPEhttps://youtu.be/UnPwMYC3kt0?si=FJllCelSuP2QxnIK&t=31
can you use fishtank tag when you are making a sam thread so my filter can catch it?thanks
>>204888909grifting
>>204888070Sam illegally fucked a minor, apparently:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
now post the pics of him getting mogged by zoomies markyposting IRL
Still waiting for World peace 2.
>>204888965Christmas example
>>204888070thats the most chekist looking bolshevik jew to ever existwho is that?
>>204888070>Get a skillSure.>Lift weightsUnnecessary, 30 minutes of brisk walking every day is more than enough exercise and is also free.>Treat time as GoldSure.>Drink raw milkRisky, somewhat difficult to access, no proven health benefits whatsoever.>Find a mentorWould assume this is a part of getting a skill? Bit redundant.>Don't oversocializeYes, it's important to take time to yourself to rest and recharge, don't feel compelled to keep your social calendar completely full.>DebtmaxxxStrategically taking on manageable debt is generally a good financial strategy, yes.
>>204889130Samuel Whitcomb Hyde
>>204889150>Unnecessary, 30 minutes of brisk walking every day is more than enough exercise and is also free.
>>204888909Suing his boss for sexual harassment.Getting free money from his dad.Grifting.
>trannyfucker Lost all respect for him. Anyone who still takes him seriously just because he lucked out on Adult Swim should be kneecapped
Get a skillGet dumped by Sam because you're a drug addictSeethe about him for years on 4chan and kiwifarmsGet a interview with nullFluke it because you were high as a kite
>>204890112they're not.... wrong, tho??
>>204890244Christmas example
>>204888070>Maestromaxx your hair.
>>204888987Good times
>>204890255Sam was supposed to pay back Channing the money we owed if she bombed the null interview. She did but he never made good on his promise and now we have big purple kino.
>>204890397>>204890351Christmas example
>>204888070(((Debtmaxxx)))
>>204890556good advice for americansterrible advice for everybody else
>>204890351Man those little guys are so skinny. Are they like 24?
>>204890598It's bad advice for anyone not from a rich Jew family like Samuel
>>204890351Nick looks fucking rough with that jawline pube beard
>>204890397>Spice Bearbased schizo, she should be a fish or freeloader
>>204888070nah
>>204889110I hope channing creager gets her own kiwifarms thread and people just start harassing her in public
>>204890351What's the context here?
>>204890630my cousin's father had his leg broken and got severely beaten by the debt collectori don't mean a gangster or some thug, actual debt collector working a jobwhat do americans get when they're late to pay? email and phone calls and real mail?it's free money for them
>>20488915030 minutes of brisk walking is NOT enough. Go play a sport and you’ll realise how out of shape you really are. I walk an hour every day and it does fuck all for your cardio health.
>>204890817Well if it's a car or a house they will take it from you eventually
>>204890797Sam getting mogged
>>204890112>>204890822>paying someone to sit in a room with other men lifting metal objects up and down.
In case anyone is wondering where to get raw milk, the answer is pet stores. It's legal to sell to dogs and spoiled milk with e. coli isn't fit for dogs. I'm not joking. It will improve your gut pH. Pretty proven science actually
>>204891086This is actually a really bad idea TTS me a $50 dono and I'll tell u why
>>204891156Here, now tell me why
>>204888070>taking advice from this failson nepo-baby fuckuplol, lmao
anyone have the webm of him talking about not relying on creating disgusting ironic art and how you should make beautiful, sincere art while footage of those kids from fishtank puking underneath?
>>204888070Is he a parody of masculinity influencers or unironic? Can't tell at this point.
>>204890351Me when I own the chuds and spam every Sam thread with something nobody cares about.
>>20489108530 minutes of 'brisk walking' is truly fag or mom tier, anon. What the fuck?
>>204888891>>204890556It's a centuries old Anglo-Saxon business strategy, you brownies wouldn't get it
He is the most Jewish person I have ever seen,my radar is going insane
>>204892937Hyde is an English name
Sam Hyde made me giggle like a little bitch when I was 14, I love him, but let's not pretend his fate is ideal. He mocks modern degeneracy but he himself is a modern degenerate.>Get a skilluseful but rather obvious>Lift weights>Treat time as Gold>Drink raw milk>Find a mentor>Don't oversocialize>DebtmaxxxThis is all inane shit from the internet.I mean, if you hit the gym, do it for yourself, not because some internet subculture is now a big part of your life and personality. N*rmies can be cringe and irritating and they have all been brainwashed by mass media, but your family and normy friends give a shit about you and are of far more value. It is better to go through life as a straight laced square and focus on finding a trad christian wife starting in your early 20s.
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