Zesty nigga tradwife edition /FTL/ News• Season 3 1:45pm EST• S2E2 is out now on YouTube and the website• S2E3 11am, then episodes resume after Season 3>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoa>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread >>204900578
https://x.com/BurtObeng
>>204903783Insurmountably based, dis nigga gon run things.
I like Burt he seems like a nervous Autist
>>204903783it's fucking over
What is it for
Damn
>>204903892rape whistle
restreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfNEGwvmOQhttps://kick.com/fishtanklive
>>204903961FUCKING KEK
>>204903783gay nigger allert
Blonde mommy says she never wears clothes
>>204903961Anon stop i'm suffocating from laughter...
do the cameramen go away or are they just in the front of every shot filming 24/7 breaking my immersion?
>>204903961I guess he’s Daddy Burt now then
GAY NIGGER BNWO TANK thanks jet
Jet I’ll buy a season pass if Alexis gets naked
>>204904086teehee :3
This shit sucks
burt was the bull all along...
ron the prince is running this house
>>204903876>BBC Nigger I've been on the Twitter that is anything but a BBC
No director cam is asking people to restream you stupid fucking wigger drug addict faggots I know you’re reading this
Big Buff Black Bald Bearded Bisexual Bull
sam hyde is so based he's basically hiring black niggers that do gay blacked videos. interesting
So.. without Flow how we seeing paywalled cams outside of Youtube restreams?
>>204903961jesus dude his twitter is just clips of him fucking faggots. I don't feel so good. I just saw more naked fags in the last minute than I have in my whole life.
Blacked Tank
bvrt bvlls wwa?
burt will rape the token white boy , screenshot this
>>204904273errmmm Kick?
>>204904311gooning and laughing my ass off
>>204904086its pretty funny, i would unironically kneel if they hadnt paywalled 50% of the cams
DADDY BURT • 35 y/o, 6 ft, 200+ lb, US Size-12 • 100% West African: Ghana • Barefoot Bareback Bubble Butt • Bisexual BNWO BBC Black Bull • Dom Daddy Breeder Top • Nudist, Exhibitionist, Bator • Actor, Model, Gym Coach • Bi Male Adult Film Porn Star • Based in New Jersey, NYC, Philly • DM for Collab, Services & Appts
https://youtu.be/rznEj_cEtbY
Can we get an Abi or Claudia reaction stream to this? This might actually be funny from their perspective.
is this on the paypig streams too?
>THEY KNOWWAY TO GO JET
>last man standing was real
>Checking out payment options for Season Pass>CashApp (US exclusive)>Bank (only US banks listed)>Credit card (most people in Europe don't have one)Wish they'd add a convenient payment method for European customers. They're leaving money on the table here.
Okay I'm now officially endorsing Burt he's the funniest one
>>204904442they know what?
>>204903961were they so low on cast Sam had to call his friends in
Mizzy was in a bunch of Sameer Bhavnani videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMYv9YtyQI
>>204904394sam found him on grindr
someone give me a rundownwhat do we think so far?
>>204904441yes
>>204904456>unironically considering paypigging for this craplmfao
>>204904395woah
>They knew what they were talking about, I could tell
>>204904486no director cam and half the site is paywalled DOA
>>204904456>>Credit card (most people in Europe don't have one)????? For real? Literally free money. I get 5% back on a bunch of shit
>>204904456>most people in Europe don't have oneBut then how do you build your credit score so that you can go hundreds of thousands in debt just to have a car and a house and food?
>>204903961YO
>>204904442do they know?
>>204904486Production is awful but I think the cast might lead to hilarity. These are not the type of people who should be on the show and I'm invested to see how they react
>>204904486extremely boring and uninteresting fish but curious to see who comes next, i'm going to make a sandwich now
next fish confirmed
>>204904456just watch the restreams anon
>>204904456imagine giving sam hyde money
>>204903961they found the secret formula with dumbgay in s2
>>204904395>>204904479
>>204903783LMAOOOOOO
>>204904524these people are screwed, its like watching the titanic leaving the port for the last time
>>204904551God I hope so
>>204904551absolutely fuckable but a shame she has pancakes for tits
>>204904525wtf is this lmao
>>204904551god I hope so
IT'S GONNA BE ON NETFLIX
>>204904506Hey, I enjoy Fishtank.>>204904534Don't worry, we have car loans and extortionate mortgages all the same. Don't need a credit score for that.
>>204904395>that fucking lispKEK
>>204904585>>204904617hivemind
>>204904551need sauce
>>204904560Any good ones? Fucking hate this locked cam shit. Also, why the FUCK can't I pay with crypto?
>>204904612Watch the restream on Kick.
>>204904486No director cam seals it that I will never financially support fishtank again, restreamers for the month for me!
>>204904551MY DICK AGHHH
I give it a week until they remove the paywalls when they're under 2k viewers
>>204904394I looked up his Reddit account. Big mistake.
Is that actually the same gay black guy?
Anyone else getting a demonic vibe from this stone?
>cameras are all laggy because they bumped up the bitrate and my shit internet cant handle itits over...
>>204904641>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfNEGwvmOQ
>>204904641https://kick.com/fishtanklive
Post the free premium cams
moar fish noa!
Weak cast so far
>one cam unlocked It's unironically over
>>204904551NEED SAUCE NOW IMAGE SEARCH RETURNS NOTHING
burt will leave when the TTS start
>>204904682maybe...
>>204904715this desuhopefully the other fish aren't hyper normies
>>204904682WTF BROS??
Jet is right. This will make or break fishtank. Either this goes viral because they tricked the cast OR they get sued into oblivion
Alexis is BOGGED and WALLED (potential coalburner)
No Jordan? No pay
>>204904682Bros....
you can call me coach
>>204904736TTS must conform to the computer narrative. So don't expect anything wild for a couple weeks.
>>204903760TWO ZESTY NIGGAS THIS SEASON
>>204904770looks like either conservative or coal burner
Burt has the autistic twinkle in his eyes. He is /ourguy/
>>204904764It's breaking it, he's a fucking idiot
Mizzy's Sameer Bhavnani epshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkA4oQ2VAKshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btL9IU8ehGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMYv9YtyQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASkWkKWODrg
Fuck Letty.Smash Letty.Impregnate Letty.Breed Letty.Make Letty addicted to big white nerd cock.Ejaculate a gallon of semen directly into Letty's fertile womb.Stretch Letty's asshole.Whisper filthy words into Letty's ears as you hammer her pussy, deep into the mattress.Mindbreak Letty.Cum inflate Letty by cumming straight into her sigmoid colon.Dominate Letty's thoughts.Make Letty obsessed with your scent.Feed Letty only vitamin-enriched semen.Just two weeks left.https://xcancel.com/LAMBGENERATE/status/1362114366213132288?lang=en
>flowstreams shut downbruh...
blessed
>>204904827Same thing
>I could be sucking and fucking 50 dudes right now
>>204904682Pagantank.
COACH BURT
>>204904825Check out his Reddit account if you like having to pour bleach into your eyes.
>>204904551BREEED BREEEEED BREEEEEEEEED
The only way this will work is if TTS is filtered extremely the whole timeThey've dropped so much info in the first couple hours, over half the contestants have been doxxed in some form already lol
>>204904833please god please. Let this blow the fuck up within a week or two and destroy fishtank for good.
>>204904864kek
>>204904704jetneptroon went fuckin jewish as shit on the paid cams this season, ptz cam especially
>>204904864KEK
Damn can't wait to watch this for 12 hours a day to catch few mildly funny interactions
>>204904845no one cares about a girl from like 2 1/2 seasons ago man
>>204904551Sauce in this goddess?
>>204904845who?
>>204904842ew fat bitch
>when someone gets stalked, harrassed, threatened, it really gets me goingLOL BURT WHAT
>>204904682Keep posting this, they will literally freak out and put a crucifix and picture of the Virgin Mary next to it.
someone in this house has AIDS. The black guys are gonna fuck
please let there be a smelly poo
Bert's complimentary white twink has arrived
new guy is cute. im starting a new coalition of female simps for male fish
TED
3 GAY DUDES???
>>204904911Burt is /bant/
>Grand prize is $5000LOL
NO FUCKING CUTE GIRLS YET JET AHHHH
Burt victim arrived
This man is a schizo I can tell
new gay autistic guy, might be a ftm troon
TED TERRORIZERS WHERE WE AT
Why is he dressed like a middle schooler from 2008?
first "white" guy?
>5 grand
>>204904825Burt it up
>when you walk into a room of niggers and honorary niggers
>>204904966f2m troon
this season is a white humiliation ritual...
>every man in the house is gay
Better dead than ted
>>204904869<3
>>204904966Did he fucking skate there
>>204905004it's a reality showonly gay men apply
The raped
the mannerisms, 100% a ftm troon
BURTED sexlliance, they will win
ZESTYTANK
wtf
>I've made a grave mistake
bad jimmy vibes from new guy
when does mr based show up
You can tell he is insane
dude how the fuck do i zoom like the restream wigga
>Alex Honnold
mizzy ass is ok
>>204905036kek
>>204905080>>204905070>>204905083>>204905036this guy is getting raped by burt i'm so sorry for him
>>204905080black eyes
5 GRANDGRAND
still no restreams of paid cams?
>>204905034This, and the chads that do apply for this shit all get on real shows. this will be the bottom barrel guys
>>204905080
>>204904612>need a season pass for the cam where they actually sitFuck off. Also can you not turn off the chat anymore? This shit sucks
>>204905080travis unicycle
Totally normal guy btw
>>204905109GOONTANK
IT'S TIME FOR THE DO A KICKFLIP CHALLENGE!
>>204905104>>204905094
>>204905140The face of a man condemned
>>204905149he's a fan who didn't realize he was walking into niggertank
>>204905121like a dolls eyes
Ted is the new Jimmy
TeddyBears, headcount?
Insider here, this will be the last season of Fishtank
>>204905109whats her ig
>>204905149>>204905140>>204905094>>204905104>>204905080>>204905070average angloid
>around this jointDOES HE KNOW??!?!?!?!?
can the fish hear the sfx? they aren't reacting at all
>>204904859You missed :D. Also you are going to lose hard!!!
S3 > S2 alreadyagreed?
Mizzy's legs are obscene
>"this joint" mentioned
"this joint" christ fuck this faggot
>>204905094is that T bag from prison break?? wtf
>>204905149Why this nigga kinda look like a male version of Tayleigh
>>204905205nah he looks like every guy from madrid
inb4 all, im rooting for ted
>>204905247no he doesn't lol
Burt is circling the twink. he is hunting
Do we have m3u's since flowstreams is now defunct?
>80% of the cams paywalled>can't follow anyone>the only room where you can hear anything has them all sitting as far as possible from the camera so you're just hearing audioamazing
>>204905170perfect anon
>>204905267He literally does though
I have a feeling ted will markypost
>>204905270Burt is Ghanaian, so it's not impossible that he's doing... actual hunting.
>>204905237I support HIS transition
ted heads, report in
What is the architectural function of the wraparound walkway in the garage?
>>204905296lol true, anon
why do I feel like something awful is going to happen here and shut down fishtank.....
>$5000 is the grand prizeHow fucking poor are these people?
>>204905284he doesn't tho... madrid men are not as cute and usually darker desu
I think I might be a tedhead
>bogged single mother>wannabe singer thot>fruitcake nigga>gay pornstar nigga>incel freakKino cast already
>>204905219kek
>Click the doorways on your screen to change rooms!>clicks doorway>cam doesn't workNeptunian
>>204905325they are doing it for the exposure. at least they think they are.
they're already making fun of the chud. normies are evil.
>>204905325You have an actual mental deficiency if you believe that
>>204905280not to mention the site lags anytime you try to use it the way its meant to be used, probably got jeets doing the backend
>Albert sounds like a nerd's name and Burt sounds like the type of guy that would steal his girlfriend and kick his asslmao
even as a paypig i cant follow all these fucking cams
>>204905372Yeah they probably won't pay them anything.
>>204905355refresh
I thought they said they would never let the fish dress themselves again after s2...
>>204905365He walked in with a fucking skateboard
>>204905149this guy is a sociopath
There are too many cams, following people is impossible and makes no sense.
>>204905221who said it? Ted?
>the prison cell paintjob on the last night of bitchtank wasn't for season 3what the fuck was the point then?
>>204905400LET FREAKS BE HAPPY
Teds dead
Whiteboy finna get raped
Where is the cool puppet guy?
>>204905421yep its hard as fuck with 23 fucking cams. you miss so much shit.
>>204905094looks like the average white guy living out of his car in LA
Most jewish season yet. They paywalled all the cameras you need to actually follow what is happening and the obvious areas where they will be hanging out
>skinny white twink alone in the showers with two bussy-blasting burly black bvllsAre you looking forward to rapetank lads?
NEGATIVITY RISING
Talking Teds fandom is dying
>>204905429it was for brotank which got canceled
if you think about it theres a much higher chance of someone dying this season because there's sex hungry niggers this season
i miss bloodgames
ummm... ted bros? Why is coach looking at him like that???
>>204904892> 2 1/2 seasons agohave you been in a coma for the past 6 months?
Guys I don't think Burt is bi....
>>204905031lol he's a plant, no real person dresses like that and why did he bring a skateboard, it's clearly a prop.
Not having the director cam will destroy this season, MARKY my words
>>204905498why can ted see 5D wtf is going on, straight up goranian screenshot
>>204905476only gonna get worse as it goes on too lol, atleast the lag will maybe go away
>mfw all the cams are locked on day 1
>>204905497the larp was funny
>>204905517any girl ok with fucking burt is a T girl
>>204905498T-Tayleigh?
>>204905421Use the screen links. Huge upgrade.
I can't believe they got Nikocado on the show
i miss hunger games
>>204905497said no one ever
AFK and furiously CTRL+F ing Claire
Burt going to bust
>>204905517women don't find bi guys that aren't skinny laker brady style twinks attractive and there's little money in a gay porn star doing straight scenes if they have an established gay audience.
everybody wants to fuck mizzy
contestants page up
>Anything you want, just don't call me late for dinnerTed, buddy...
gay cringy chud is not a combination often found
Just don’t call me late for dinner
NOBODY ON CAM NOW IF YOU DONT HAVE A PASS KEK
>Mizzy calling him Teddybearoh I'm thinking love and life
SEX, SEX WITH MIZZYBREED MIZZYLET MIZZY SQUEEZE MY BALLS AS HARD AS SHE CAN
Ted = JimmyBurt = TJ
"dont call me late for dinner" yeah huge fuckin fist bump for dat heckin lolz
>>204905596the coach looks at you..
>>204905629>Dead silent afterwards Fucking brutal
>>204905651burt is clearly the Shinji, the TJ hasn't arrived yet
>>204905655ted just won me over with that
>>204905497We're not in Kansas anymore. this is an actual total reset. Pwoduct pwomisedPwoduct delivered
i dont get it tehee
>>204905622>332 endorsements for gay nigga pornstar
ted is straight up cringe kino
L A T E F O R D I N N E RATEFORDINNER
Actually impossible to follow anything. Compare this shit to the first season>4 rooms upstairs>lounge>garageThen look at this shit>paywall>paywall>paywall>empty room>paywall>lockerI gave this shit a try and all I get is distant talking of people whose faces I've never seen
ted is in trouble
>no autocam>no directors cam>20 camsthis is unwatchable wtf
WHEN DOES MIA SHOW UP
>>204905682the TJ will be actual TJ.
Ted is going to get fucked by Burt and I'm going to cry laughing watching.Fuck all white people. White people deserve to die.
>>204905705gay niggers make me laugh idk why
>>204905707blud thinks he's michael from office
who’s that?
>>204905716watch a restream
Blonde bitch is so busted and bogged
there should at least be a map with buttons to click for cams
>>204905716Orbs and the morgue
>>204905716I'm my own director
>>204905733you have to use a restream
>>204905733watch a restream nigger>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfNEGwvmOQ
Tedheads it's gonna be an uphill battle
JET GET THE FUCKING DIRECTORS CAM ON AND FUCKING DE LOCK CAMS YOU STUPID DUMB NIGGER NO NORMIE IS GOING TO WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT HOLYYYYY FUCKKKK ITS SEASON 3 ALREADY MAN GET A FUCKING GRIP
"YOU'R GAY?" LMAOOOOO
He's from the projects, y'all
>>204905768where retard
>YOU'RE GAY??>to the gayest guy he's ever metKEK ted is based
>>204905750sam is remaking gay niggers from outer space
burtbros how we feeling
nightmare blunt rotation
>>204905824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCusFoySpTs
>it's a gay showNeptunian
Ted Talk
>first five fish are ultra normies
>>204905716Ear status?
How many shekels did it take to make this season , hydestein ?
>Ted's gay too
EVERYONE IS GAY.
ted sucks dude
so is this meant to be watchable without a season pass because it really isn't atm
>>204905871Every single one is going to be a normie, no fishtank or sam hyde fans (maybe we'll get some as freeloaders).Stop being a retarded fucking nigger you faggot.
holy shit 3 gay guys this season will have anal rape taped live, its fucked up
how will the women scheme if they cant get male simps?
>>204905912no, buy a season pass
Ted suuuuuuucks
>>204905861lmao
>bing bing wahoo ted
I nutted. What'd I miss?
HOLY SHIT BURT PLAYED QUAKE 3
>>204905871We will get some plants, Burt already confirmed one, so trust the plan this might be good
TED IS A FAGGOT (he actually is gay)
>ted's adhd retardation separates them from the women already
>>204905952white guy is gay, buff black man is gay does gay bnwo porn
>>204905949he must be an avalanche fan
>>204903760Add the Kick restream to OP template so poorfags stop complaining:https://kick.com/fishtanklive
>>204905889They are all actors of course they are all gay
>gay interracial orgy tankBravo Jet, Sam.
GAY GUY TANK
>we're gonna have gay sex on fishtankoh no....
how many contestants are we getting this season?
ted making jew jokes. he really is a gay chud
i feel sorry for cole, he wanted to thrive in a tank like this
is ted actually gay? was watching the women chit chat about nothing
>Daddy "Only fucking 50 dudes at once gets me off anymore" Burt is fucking Catholic
>>204906027Theres 15 but some only count as 3/5
>I'm supposed to be Catholic but like pshh not reallyLMAO. Ya think?
>>204906049we sure love seeing fans on the show don't we folks?
Has anyone cracked the site yet? This season is literally unwatchable without the season pass.
>>204906053cole would have been destroyed in a tank like this though
>>204906004thanks anon.
can we get 1 regular incel freak?
>>204906054>Listening to women talk willinglyAnyway Ted's gay too
Ted was raped in the showers of the fishtank house in the warm autumn of 2024
>>204906053hi cole. turn on your trip.
>>204903876Sam's favorite
>>204906058literally every nonwhite (especially black) gay porn stars are religious for some reason
>>204906094rip flowstreams
>>204906116like full blown gay?
>>204906094Flowstreams replacement doesn't seem interested, so far at least.
>clicking through cameras trying and failing to find the contestants because THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKING CAMERAS>somehow get season 2 camerasnot a joke btw. I somehow went from bedroom 2 to the dog house cam
>>204906094unwatchable with it too because 23 fucking cameras
>>204906096In this tank he would of actually been the Jon of the show.
How would these people cope if they were dropped into week 5 of season 2?
>Production if you're listening!!SHE KNOWS. FUCKING RAT BITCH KNOWS.
>It's like a scienceBitch you're a bartender, settle down
>>204906115if theres a single straight dude in a house full of gays and women that would be the true definition of hell house
>>204906096cole would feast in this era
>>204906123can gays rape gays?
Uhh, is there no director cam this season?
>>204905994Jet has some interesting tastes
TOO MANY FUCKING BLIND SPOTS
I can't keep up with following this shit, no director is retarded with 23 cams.
these guys will be doing shit like the milk triathlon in 2 weeks
>>204906189there's 3 different restreamers
>>204906146Seemingly
>>204906175Nope, they said they're too lazy to do it. That will be $80 USD + tip.
anyone got sites on Big Purple? did they ditch it after we made fun of them?
where is my heckin self insert and my simpable mid!
is audio fucked for anyone else?
>>204906163What else is she supposed to call them?
>i weigh a buck 20>dont call me late for dinnerHe talks like an old man kek
>>204906172when they were all saying they're gay cole would have been making disgusted faces the whole time without realizing it
>>204906189earout
it's already better than 2.5i'm feeling the vision
How do you think he feels about having to be surrounded by so many black people?
>>204906189>23 camswhat the fuck is jet thinking
Nigga what the fuck you telling me that "this is a gay show" shit wasn't a bit
>>204906170Burt would probably be tolerable as an ally, he's not overtly gay.
>>204906233They're not supposed to know that they're live you stupid piece of shit.
>no flowstreams>half the cameras are paypiggiedWell, I think i've had about enough of Fishtank. This sucks. I'm going to bed
fishtanklive is live on kick. easiest way to watch.
Ted SUUUUUCKS
>>204906249He just wants us happy....
>>204906260lol they can still film and see it without going live. you are not smart
i can't believe they got 2 more dumbgays. post season threads are going to be absolute cancer with people posting these gay nigga's updates
>>204906237aka kinoI can already see the westboro baptist church bits
>>204906286hi jet , good job on the gay sex tank love it!
>>204905622Too many blacks, and not the cool kind like Rusty
>>204906241Production we know you post here, stop astroturfing your shit kike season
politics dude is trying too hard, needs to get booted right away
will burt be taking his daily prep?
>Gay BernieBrolmao>>204906251Seeing Jon hanging out with Milo after he ragequit bloodgames for gay shit was toppest of keks.
where are our young autists....? i cannot connect with these weird vapid freaks!!!!!!!!!! i need autists!!!!!!!!! where is a cute girl who isnt 170lbs????????? wherre are the skinny autistic girls????????
>ted making them talk about who they voted for and scoping out their vaxxed statusI'm turning around on him
>>204906286>cant even reach letty numbers
>>204906247vance is actually green screenedhe's safely in the basment far from sodomite reprobates
KEK THEY ARE ALL BASED NOVAXXERS
ted is a plant
>>204905622I'm Endorsing Burt until a hot girl shows up
JET SHOW US THE NEXT FAG
>every guy that comes in the house introduces himself as gay>Sam comes in and starts his spiel>reveal that all of the guys actually are gay, except one who is straight and has been ordered to pretend he isn’t >first challenge is to find the straight man, if nobody finds the straight guy he wins, otherwise the first to find him winsKino?
>>204906358have faith brother.
WHEN DOES TJ SHOW UP
this is just 5 mauros so far
>>204906378why even waste your time coming up with dumb fantasies like this? just expect another rice challenge retard
>>204906364I think Alexis said she had to take it
I hate literally every contestant so far
No director cam in S1 was acceptable because the house was very linear. It was like a spiral starting in the garage and ending in the bedrooms. There were like 7 relevant cameras. This house is big and complicated. We need a map and a director cam. At the very least a mode that just keeps on the most viewed cam.
>>204906279What's marky up to now? Hooking?
>>204906378>gay guys just start an orgy and get the straight out immediately
The blonde worked in a prison or is she a felon?
>>204906378you guys are pathetic desu
there is literally going to be gay sex happening this season
>>204906367Ted and Burt are plants
>>204906411Imagine the sleep kino
i can't fucking take Burt's voice. he sounds like such a nerd but calls himself "daddy burt" and has gay porn. like wtf is this nigga
was the hawk tuah thing bait?
thread is so dead nobody will know i want to suck mizzys toes
>>204906458she works in a prison
>>204906094API doesn't reveal the livestream m3u8 playlists anymore.
>>204906411back in s1 i thought mauro was like a cool shy nerd dude because i just caught glimpses of him reading halo reach and thought he was the one who brought it, turned out hes just a fat gay retard
>>204906458she works in a womens prison
Ted is relentlessly cringe. Everyone hates him already.
>>204906408that would redeem this show. TJ in a house full of gay niggers and wannabe low budget actress thots
alright anons how do i download the stream playlist without it spazing out?https://livepeercdn.studio/hls/36708jd80gr91018/index.m3u8
I hope there's still like 11 people coming in to make up for these freaks
i'm starting to think season 2 was the best we'll ever get.
Burt talks like a robot. Dude is not normal.
>>204906509how much do you wanna bet he's friends with the crew?
>>204906509gay jimmy.
>>204906515yeah this is looking bad
>>204906511Spoof the cookies.
>>204906486an 80 IQ ape living in the modern world
>>204906531of course he is not normal, he is /ournigga/
I forgot how slow this time of the show is
He may be a homosexual negro but I'm feeling a little bad for Burt, he sounds really nervous
>>204906545this fucking nigga
>>204906094Sam's dad pulled some strings. They're running bleeding edge Israeli encryption technology. Even the NSA couldn't crack this shit.
>>204905622>332 people Endorsed the Black Gay porn starMDE fans aren't beating the allegations that they're a bunch of dick sucking homosexuals.
mizzy chads
>>204906531Black TJ
>>204906545What a weird life
>>204906559nigga he is trilingual and a mathematician lmao
>>204906458She's a nurse
>>204906545this nigga living the stereotype
>>204906531Got buggered as a kid. Roid and chemsex drugs induced zombie brain
>>204906515They unironically need to bring in 30 fish right now
>>204906436No idea. I just saved the gif for fishtank
>>204906545This nigga zesty
>>204906511they are using stream tokensidk how to make it work or even if you can
>>204906004even thats laggy af kek
is everyone else getting .5 fps
im giggling like a retard every time burt opens his mouth. we are so back
>>204906588>he said sowe see the gay porn. where is the rest?
>>204906557and how exactly would i go about that?
>>204906531he's a literal pornstar
>>204906583mizzster is an angel
>>204906525Half of the contestants haven't even arrived yet. I remember seeing same kinds of posts when we had to watch Shinji sleep by himself
>ted is bisexual>burt is bisexualthis isn't gaytankit's bitank
Does this season have shower cams?
>>204906611Yeah it's incredibly laggy and the audio is not synched at all
these people are genuinely weirder than the S2 autists
>>204906622Someone will write a script up eventually.
>>204906613He takes pozz loads up his neghole.
>>204904551Humina humina humina humina *tongue rolls out on floor* *eyes pop out of head* AWOOOOOGA
>Mizzy is pansexual
everyone is gay wtf
>>204906611yes. the kick livestream is too. i fixed it by switching to the cam twice instead of once.
>>204906648no there is a paypig jacuzzi cam tho.
>>204906658thats what makes it so funny
>>204906656Goran has a plan
>>204906670It’s a gay show
>>204906665that means straight in california
>>204906614He's lyingHe's obviously not gonna tell the rest of these people that he gets buttblasted as a career
>>204906509Classic turn around character, everyone's either gonna LOVE the shit out of him when all of this is over or are they are gonna love how much they hate him
>>204906679>I wasn't having gay rape sex it was just a bit of a laugh, a prank, a jest.
>>204906665every girl says that, she would never fuck a tranny
>>204906670Welcome to normietank
>>204906583Whoever the site hates most is usually a good gauge for who the best fish is.TEDHEADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>204906648No but Tayleigh will find a way to make a nude cameo anyway
people not being weirded out by ted is a big red flag for me. another epic twist where everybody is a former fan?
ted is season 3 tayleigh
>come give granny a kiss
burt downloaded his personality from Captain Holt
>Cool! Hell yeah so you're just open and fuck everything Jesus Christ.
so you’re telling me the only straight person in the tank is the blonde walled single-mother ?
how many contestants this season?
>H O M O T A N K>B L A C K E D T A N K>W H O R E H O U S E
>Marky rages over cute college girls and wishes death upon them>Marky gets married to ? and remains hidden from public eye>Rumors of her return continue to circulate amongst the most knowledgeable markyologistsOh okay
>>204906693>>204906717ngl im blackpilling real hard on mankind right now.
>>204906735They were all gossiping about him in B2 a few minutes after he arrived
>I'm Pansexual
>>204906759someone in this house has AIDS
>>204906748A10 aryan.
>>204906755but holt was not a degenerate that fucks 50 dudes at one time
when these retards get out and find out about marky etc. it will be glorious
>>204906774its not "normie tank" its "actor tank" and all actors are gay
>>204906766What is the sauce here lul
>>204906748if I was there I would go>OH FUCK.... jeeesuss... sorry... you scared meevery time I saw her for six weeks
>>204906748why do zoomer girls age so bad?
>>204906761She's not straight eitherShe had sex with her twin and her husband at the same time
Everyone is JC...
>>204906781yet they are acting friendly towards him. normies don't typically go out of their way to talk to weirdos.
>>204906735They are weirded out by him, you are just too autistic to pick up on social cues
>>204906792>"I'm random">"I'm pansexual"zillennial tank kino
>>204906792>I don't like labels
>>204906735I haven't been watching what's wrong with him?
>>204906801that was in a deleted scene
>>204906829nigga jc was great everyone is MAURO
>>20490681328 y.o. she's a young millenial not gen z
>>204906845He's saying he's 30 and he walked in with a skateboard, man
So jet is alianating his old audience to hit the wider normalfag audience? Will that work?
>>204906588Blacks get pushed through higher education without learning anything real. I have an autistic black coworker who claims two medical degrees, but is working a minimum wage position currently.
WHERES MY CONFORMATION EMAIL FUCKERS
>>204906766>Chrischan got to travel to finland to get a surrogate daughterIsn't this motherfucker like poor? How?
FTM much?
Anyone else 35+ and thinking they're getting a bit old for this show?
>>204906813tanning
>>204906748How old is she 32? There's no way right? I mean I guess she's had 2-3 kids but still. Then again there were plenty of girls from the last two seasons who looked like shit and were barely 20.
>>204906834yeah you must be amazing at picking up on this shit autist
>>20490685828? oh my god bitch looks older than my mother
>>204906845talking about how he hates video games but downloaded all old nintendo games and put them on his wii.
>>20490685828 = 1996, millenial goes to 95
>>204906866>t. fat person
>>204906885yo wtf
>>204906885what the fuck
>>204906885Congratulations to Tayleigh Pendleton on her transition
>>204906874Who is he alienating? This is what people wanted from the start.
>>204906830You are severely damaged
>>204906646its Californication tank
>>204906874they are trying to get bought out by a vc
>>204906852Nigga Mauro was great everyone is Meg
>>204904845I am forgotten
>>204906886it was always dogshit it just took you until now to realise
>>204906858There's no way she's only 28 what the actual fuck?
>>204906875Yeah, you should never trust nogs in any position where higher education is required
>>204906908this. the oldest zoomers are 28 this year
>>204906885bruh...
>>204906830you are so retarded, anon
Clout chasing broke ass niggas these fish suck
>>204906885its a good cast
>>204906866that's it? I hope they put and quarter pipe and a ramp in the flat
>>204906611this youtube stream working the best by far>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfNEGwvmOQ
>>204906885>>204906911>>204906910>>204906950>>204906956for context the official xwitter posted ithttps://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1850625859167674528
>>204906956you have only seen half the cast
>>204906885This show has turned into such a fucking joke.
The emo thot keeps saying dumb shit
>>204906157did you see this too? wtf
Zestynigga wants more opportunities after fishtankI'm very thankful this guy's life is about to be destroyed
>>204906893Not amazing, not even good, just better than you
>>204906885extremely sane and normal
Jet, you better have learned from Ice Poseidon. ZERO EMPATHY
>>204906886Sam's 39, why do you feel bad? Just keep up with modern culture and you'll be good.
>ted
>>204906977>introduce the chud half of the cast late at night when theyre all drunk and rowdykino?
>>204906885Whoa I got tricked lol. Was thinking her face looked busted. Total test acne marks
>>204906988ok
mizzy seems like she knows sam...
>>204906665same
is the stream at 1 fps for everyone else too?
>>204907009too soon man...
>sam just called him benlmao fucking retarded ogre cant keep a bit going for a day
>>204906978this what happened to the fucking based gigachads I could self-insert into
Who is the absolute meal in the tights and chucks? with the skirt? holy fuck my cock
>>204907009RIP ted
fantank>unsuspecting normies
>>204906886I'm 24 and I think that
>>204907026yep
>>204906993he didn't learnluckily ice is going live soon to save us
oh god theyre trying to make it like an actual reality show
Ben=kinosimple as
>no special tailored suit for sam this seasongay
>>204907041Kill yourself.
>>204907009rip
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COMFY RESTREAM WITH CHAT! WHAT IS OUR FLOSTREAM!?
>only 5 poeple showed up
S2 made it impossible for me to delude myself into thinking these fish aren't in the know.
>Sam's gonna ruin the whole ruse trying to push his character too hard & demean the women
I don't understand why "normie cast" makes the show any better. Just makes us suffer through unbearable normie conversations.
>>204906886Eh, I work from home and I don't go outside, I have nothing better to do than watch.
>>204907030He introduced himself as Ben
DO THE DANCE BEN YOU MONKEY
>>204907030what's ben's fake name
>>204907050they'll give up in a week and it will devolve into drunk people smashing things and living in garbage
did they tell them it's live all the time?
>>204907069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCusFoySpTsI'm using this until flowstreams arrives
HES SMOKING A HECKING CIGAR INSIDE?!?!?!
LmaoTheyre gonna force ted to smoke
Mizzy getting casting couched
>>204907031yeah instead let's have literally parody faggots playing as characters
>>204907041fucking real.
>>204906885>hips above the bellybuttonyep it's a tranny
Y I K E S
>>204907076Consider it study material for being normal instead of a fat disheveled bitchboi.
>>204903783Wonder why the casting agency chose this guy.
>people be dying and I'm laughingtypical skank pillhead american nurse
>hello fellow zoomers
>>204907089NoThey think they're just being filmedI'm sure that the contract did say it's live the whole time, but they didn't read itApparently they're also told that any TTS is an AI, not real people
>got my fingers in a lot of pies here
i think shes an awarefag
Me and my wife
>>204906792>I have an anxiety disorder>My diet is exclusively nicotine and prescription pills>I hate my absentee, racist father so I fuck lots of black guys to get back at him>I have 3 mixed babies from 4 different fathers but I'm also a single mother>All my problems are someone else's fault>I drive a white jeep that smells like wet, stale cigarettes and has burns all over the seats>I hate drama but somehow 99% of my life is dramaticMany such cases.
>>204907132jesus christ
>>204907090Flowstream isn't arriving, the whole site was taken down. They usually strike c4 after a few days aswell
>>204907074what ruse?
Did S2 start off this slow?
>>204907171flowstreams said months ago that he was taking the site down and would put it back up for s3
Oh no, Marky might not be sams soulmate anymore….
>have you guys heard my music?>no we haven't
mfw
>>204907074He just made it obvious to them there's times when he's not in character. It's a good idea.
>>204907159>>204907150bogged holy shit. She probably got her pussy fucked at We Were Young.
>Avril LavigneNo waaaaaaay
WHISPERTANK
>ive been compared to Avril Lavignelollmao
>>204907194>Did S2 start off this slow?Yeah, the first day is always slow. Shinji was laying around waiting for an hour or two before Trish showed up.
>>204906874the real normie is the one who doesn't even understand what Jet's true idea of fishtank is
>>204907132would
are u guys actually watching this lmao
ben's gay voice is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWn_I1gyCNw
>>204907194it took much longer to get fish into the house in S2, so it is better, even if it is slow.
Didn't Sam pay to go to UCB? Why go straight to "a twist on Aboriginal music"? There are weeks for him to heighten the absurdity. He's acting like he'll never see these people again.
The 1 time sam doesnt have an elaborate backstory thought up he actually gets asked about it. Sam does not give a shit any more, but why should he, 6k viewers
>>204907069https://kick.com/fishtanklive
>>204907194s2 was much worse desu
great camera angle
>>204907090Thanks anon, for real. It’s the start of a beautiful shitpost era.
Ascentric
>are you assentric?
>>204907258cringe
A FINE BUCK INDEED
WHERE THE FUCK IS DIRECTOR CAM, JET
lol sam emphasizing her mispronounced word
>>204907258
damn I missed this bros
>>204907298There is no Josie to run it so its cancelled.
>>204907258christ what a horrible mix
Yeah, I'm out this season. I don't care at all about this. I'll watch the episodes in a year when they come out.
>Burt is an autistic black man cursed to be muscular and have to fuck women he hates for a living>he has no social awareness and talks like an android>he just wants to go home and play PS5
>>204907311Tryptophobia acne scars
>>204907294
They're not actually going to have good content in the Season Pass cams, right bros? We can watch for free and get the same amount of content as everyone else, yeah?
>split between 4 threadsNever change /ftl/
LOL its called Famous House instead of Fishtank. BRAVO JET!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NEPTUNIAN
>>204907298https://kick.com/fishtanklive
I KNEW mizzy knew sam
>your 24!kek
>>204907339>women
I'm getting pretty tired of this, bros
She is not 24
>>204906813>>204906748>>204906940That's what fucking black dudes and pregnancies do to you, anon. Fishtank is a PSA disguised as an internet show.
>this bitch is 24holy fuck
>>204907339Hey now, he fucks men too
this feels like when I hang out with my normie friend and his wife's nurse friends
>24What the fuck? She looks old.
>>204907373its over
>>204907345join the kick stream dawg they have all cams
>>204907294would
MIZZY IS ONLY 24 LMAO
she ain't a day under 30
bros.... why isnt eddie giving us the viewbots?
>>204907339The bwno bull who just wants to fuck twinks but to pay the bills must fuck rekietta's wife
she's 37 why is this BITCH lying
>>204907406>>204907390ive been telling you women hit the wall at 16
>>204907339You wish you were as cool as Burt.
I'm sure Mizzy's big in the LA music scene
>>204907406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKLx6zxBb2E2021 slate and she says she's 26.. LOL
Hollywood 24 is different
>>204907406ketamine and cheap Chinese cosmetics
put her on the wall show, sam
>24not believing this bitch
>>204907261They have aboriginal instruments in the dining room, digeridoos and rainstaffs
>im 24 and went to emo night to listen to music by all these bands i was too young to remember to
Did this bitch seriously just casually bring up that her child-cousin was murdered??What the fuck is wrong with nornalfags?
who is bill?
>>204907448Why is she lying
>>204907447i knew a dumb whore who moved to LA for music and was posting about getting "big" but she's not even on the radar kek
>>204907477they think pity is networking
ben is really playing up the "hollywood producer tech" bit up well, sam is kinda blowing it
>>204907487mauro's archenemy
>>204907487Bill Ottman, he is the guy who runs Minds and is an investor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOWKY0MCR4
professional as ever Sam and Jet
YOU ARE NOT 24
>>204907522jet looking small here
Sam cannot keep this act up at all
>>204907523Ben is simply more talented than Sam
shes crashing out
>>204907047oh yay
i dont care rn but in 2 weeks i will be hooked on this site yet again
>>204907477normies are obsessed with sharing traumatic stories or facts about their life, especially women
>>204907523he doenst have the patience for a bit like this
am i the only one whos cringing at the "gaslighting"
Chat should I eat this whole tube of RSO and just strap in for the rest of the night?
Sam can't help but pull his Facial Abuse routine a few hours in. He's mind warped by porn. His hatred of women is too strong.
>>204907523It's a classic Fishtank bit
>>204907523Sam sucks and gets fucked by men.
>>204907576yeah
>order dominos>get a call from them>wtf>they want me to come downstairs because the driver has a bad knee/hip>get dressed>walk down>pick up pizza>they can tell I'm pissed and apologize>tell them "it's fine">complain online>get free pizzaI guess it was worth it, but HOLY FUCK that was lame
I wanna see a game of skate between Ben and Ted.
>>204907577you should make your own RSO, it's cheaper and there's guides everywhere
>>204907576faggot
>Mizzy's whole thing is teenshit music and being a bartenderGrim
>>204907576No. Sounds like a you problem. Talk to more people
>>204907523sams character being thinly veiled is something he always does
I feel bad for Burt, he was very obviously molested as a child
Should I larp as a gay man to get women to talk to me? Women gravitate towards the gay guy in every season
>>204907577do it faggot
>>204907576nope. this is pathetic.
>>204907642That's normal for blacks
>>204907636"no" means i'm not the only one retard
>>204907550He completely forgot that he had a jeremy gold character. He probably only would respond to "sam"
>>204907610you big fat pig
I REALLY want to see Mizzy humiliated and forced to puke and pee
>>204907642he probably had voodoo performed on him
>>204907610>>they can tell I'm pissed and apologizewoman moment
Bro, where are the cuties?
>>204907610I'm glad you shared this with us, anon.
>>204907642No shit, he's gay.
Claire endorsement wiped out. It's as if the site developer wants me to forget she ever existed.
The Raped
>>204907576Yeah you're the only one. This is building up to be kino
>>204907339only girls burt fucks are t girls
>>204907647it's better to appear somewhat feminine but confident, you don't want to drop the gay vibes but you don't want to seem too masculine either
>>204907686kys
>>204907692Can I get qrd on what theyre saying? Not gonna pay for confessional cam
>>204907610>losing your temper over food>the fat is mentally illshocker
SEND IN THE GOBLIN
>>204907050based
I hope they got at least one likable person this season.
WTF is this no director cam bullshit? It makes the show unwatchable
>>204907642Literally every contestant so far was molested as a child
chances we get fatty on this season??
>>204907658No means it's a you problem
>couldnt get josie back>no director camkek
>>204907686it's not possible to forget her
>>204907373whats the evidence?
shes 28 lmfao what a lying cunt
>mizzy's another cutterjet really knows how to pick em
>>204907750you josiefags ruined the show. happy?
>I think I could be a great role model for kidsoh no
>>204907642We will hear all about it in the inebitable "trauma dump" challenge
>>204907642that's literally every gay person
>>204907716look at kick.com/fishtanklive
>>204907647It's not because they want to fuck them
>>204903955Gods work
>>204907768 haha
kek women are soooo dumb it never fails to amuse me #chudgloating
Mizzy is gonna blow up Summer style.
I hate hearing this woman talk, can they throw milk or something at her
>>204907623It's like $8-10/g sometimes even lower so I'm not really interested. I just use it instead of edibles because it's 600-900mg instead of 100 for the same price. If I was taking it daily then I'd think about making it myself but I only use maybe 2-3g a month.
any other fish doing a watch party stream other than scott?
>>204907757he called her out on it and said they had instagram mutuals... I could tell by how she was responding to him though, she was acting like trish
>snow anythingyou would hate the cold you dumb cunt
This is really good
>site unwatchable because of 20+ cameras with no directors mode with the only decent cameras behind a 200 dollar paywall>go to kick to watch restream>it doesn't workam I crazy for thinking that the most important part of making a show is having it be watchable
Wake me when its Burt's turn for confessional
Ben is a queen
>>204907822hi jet
>>204907642>>204907657The aunts/grandmas/etc usually do it because they think if they don't the kid will turn out gay.
>>204907686spinoff seasons arent canon sorry
>>204907815if she's the only plant that's not too bad.
>>204907577What is RSO how do you consume that?
LOL it's like "The Curse!"
>>204907783why even buy season pass?
>>204907853This is true. Ubiquitous among blacks to be raped by an older family member regardless of gender
>>204907831>am I crazy for thinking that the most important part of making a show is having it be watchableYes. The most important is making money off retards like aperture
>>204907846our little princess is all grown up
Is this supposed to be brotank?
>>204907773At leas the demented fuck isnt around to do it again.
do NOT split, go here >>204907801
people really overstate sam's popularity, i'm 22 and if i showed a friend a pic of sam they'd have no idea who he is but they'd recognize the name
>>204907755Barring that we get married and live happily ever after, Claire will be my Jack Dawson when I'm 80 and looking back on my whole life.
God help these people when they unleash Fatty, Frank and the Goblin. Hell, god help them if they unleash one of the older fish
>>204907775It won't be trauma for burt. It was the best day of his life. Brothers are built different
>>204907880google rso. i squeeze it onto a spoonful of ice cream so it hardens, then just swallow the spoonful no chewing or anything. there are many ways to do it though.
>>204907846
>>204907922he'd be vaguely familiar to most people that use social media because of the "he can't keep getting away with it" memes.
Where the fuck is my verification email
this bitch is nuts, there isnt any thoughts behind her skull
jet neptune dies today
This house is in dire need of some fucking STAR POWER!
>>204908037she gargles cock well atleast
>>204908037>let it rip
>>204908044death by gay guy
I feel like I'm watching American Psycho
>>204908067slightly reminds me of Shoe
>>204908037she has the mental state of a 15 year old
Millennial Crash out tank. A whole tank of Delaneys
>>204908037welcome to women anon
>>204907877She isnt. Ted said where's the ice cream in this joint the second he walked in the fucking house
>>204907922Even normies recognize the picture of him with the AK
>>204908118cock gargling leash pet play footstool italian broad
>>204908145No she didn't
>>204908145jesus fucking christ. hope burt rapes him to death
>>204908121most of them are under 30. all zoomers.
>>204908146the terminally only ewhore letty fucked last night didn't, and she even knew who nick flentes was.
>>204908146I don't know a single person who knows that wigger
favorite fishtank moment?
How many pills is this nigga taking?
who does he rape first?
>>204908181
>>204908146no they don't. sam is blacklisted from everywhere. only extremely online people have heard of sam.
>>204906885tranno el no passo
Pretty sure this guy is gay
>>204908202summer puking and crying
>>204908181When they said we'll give you a tour. He replied with "where's the ice cream in this joint". Faggot. And the goth bitch share mutuals. That's where we're at.
>>204908270>xer posting has become truei can't wait for xer confidational interview
>>204907567>crashing outwhat does this even mean? been seeing it a lot on youtube the last couple weeks
Women are so ugly outside their personal social media.
>>204908326out! back to kick!!
>>204908145>>204908306he just used the word joint to describe the location you retarded niggers, Sam didn't invent the slang joint for fishtank.
>>204908326To go crazy
>>204908270josiepedos gonna love that one
>>204908267That's not really true, I know genuine tiktok turbo normies that are familiar with him on the level of le school shooter/Idubbz is a cuck :D!!! Sam hasn't been "underground" for a while now
>>204908267No, she didn't, she just used the phrase "this joint"
>>204908406eye tank
>they was very uniquearen't gay niggaz supposed to fuck whoever whenever? they actually have preferences?
>>204908406does she have a reverse letty thing going on
>none of them care about politics and think both trump and kamala suckthere goes the election gaslight bit
>>204908364Holy fucking cope kill yourself
I'm all in boys
>>204908427>>204908306
>>204908487no YOU are coping YOU kill yourself
>>204908508endorse our queen!
>my spirit animal is an elephant
the zesty black non porn actor is the most tolerable to listen to so far
