‘King Alex’ Edition>/ftl/ News• Six fish have arrived at the ‘Famous House’!• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protege and gets $5k!!!• Both niggers are fags.• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Alex Apes currently on top.>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/rCusFoySpTs?https://www.youtube.com/live/3OfNEGwvmOQ?https://kick.com/fishtanklive>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoa>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnjhttps://boards.fishnet.gg/>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread templatehttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLENew thread shall be created when this one hits page 10 or image limit.Previous thread: >>204911565
OLIVER GAY
THEYRE ALL UNDER 30 ASIDE FROM THE BLACK PERSONAL TRAINER
WOULD
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
FISH SOCIALShttps://x.com/BurtObenghttps://simbaltheactor.com/https://www.linkedin.com/in/alexis-kline-233b56174https://www.instagram.com/lifeismizzy/https://www.instagram.com/rontheprince/https://www.instagram.com/tedbarrow/https://www.instagram.com/alex_beeezy/https://www.instagram.com/binxbasilisk/https://www.instagram.com/skatexwytch/THE SEThttps://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/50-Green-St_Wrentham_MA_02093_M39548-07410
GET BINX OUT NOW!
SMACK!
The Beloved Bianca
no way this binx bitch doesnt know what show she is on. chronically online twitch streamer wannabe e girl, surely someone tipped her off
did they remove the polls being on the main screen? i have to use the side bar?
Ted x Ben x New Jack game of skate when?!?!?
BOOMER BROS LETS OWN THE ZOOMERS
yeah okay this bitch is going to be trouble
Your walled roasties sir
BIANCA MY CHUD QUEENJET DID IT.THE MADMAN HE REALLY DID IT.JOSIE WHO?!?!
Burt status?
good lord
Smack? More like I wanna see her FUCKING RACK! LET'S GOON BABYYYYYY
>fomo tankNo tanks!
Alex apes, together strong
I want her to bake me into a pie
FIX THE FUCKING AUDIO DESYNC NIGGERS
HAIW KING
Kneel
>>204913404Ted is not Ted Barrow
>binx is from miamiwhy do all florida bitches look like this
>>204913410ur fit goes hard
Amateur Allureblowjobeye contactslowhandjobsloppyswallow
>>204913371>>204913405all 3 of us are cool!
“I coach skateboarding”
morgue bros... we're back yet again
>>204913449brb moving to miami
burt in cryostasis
>all these women are old as fuck and haggard >none even remotely simpable this might actually be a decent season
>>204913414Sexo
PLEASE STOP SAYING ANY OF THEM IS OVER 30 THEYRE ALL ZOOMERS STOP SAYING THAT
>>204913414I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS FEMOID
Most obvious fan they've ever had on the show
>>204913427>skateboard earringsi hope they make her show she skills off
TJ IN B3
>>204913449booking my flight now
burt is healing and recharging
i just miss jimmy, bros
y'all are gonna go insane for Smack she's the new simpgirl
>>204913449Wowza.... I think I might be straight bros...
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>204913462is this the new ritual post?
>>204913447oh shit he actually isn't
https://www.instagram.com/lifeismizzy/https://www.instagram.com/rontheprince/https://x.com/BurtObenghttps://simbaltheactor.com/https://www.instagram.com/alex_beeezy/https://www.instagram.com/skatexwytch/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/smaack/Be free my stalkers
Its falling apart
>>204913507pvre sex
>>204913431not anymore
>>204913426winning
>Smack
>>204913484multiple have said they're over 30
>>204913449God damn I love Florida
I’m simping
lol alex was part of the first cast suppose to be on the summer. this dude is down
ALEX LEAKED
FISHTANK ADMIN
>contract was canceled and then resentwait a minute. does that mean that dude from /ftl/ might've gotten onto the show?
>Fishtank mentionedlmao nice opsec wiggers
>>204913501that's because you're a faggot
they said the thing
fishtank mentioned
>fishtank mentioned UH JET
The monkey retard just said fish tank?
>>204913486That just means they need to go the hardest on her.
>>204913437damn, isn't she a bit old to be dressing like that? she should be less concerned with the color of her hair and more concerned what he grandkids are up to
>>204913507>full makeup in the oceanim going to vomit
FISHTANK MENTIONEDIT'S OVER HAHAHAHA
>>204913414SEXXXOOOOO
>fishtankadmin
>fishtank admin
>>204913469Bitch probably can’t even heel flip.
>>204913363lets all love josie
Is this actually live? How much of a delay do you figure there is?
>>204913517Sorryhttps://www.instagram.com/binxbasilisk/for BinxSo:https://www.instagram.com/lifeismizzy/https://www.instagram.com/rontheprince/https://x.com/BurtObenghttps://simbaltheactor.com/https://www.instagram.com/alex_beeezy/https://www.instagram.com/binxbasilisk/https://www.instagram.com/smaack/
I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAMOUS HOUSE
NOOOOO THEY'RE SAYING "FISHTANK"
This is the most sociable cast they've ever had. Going to make the inevitable fights and betrayals actually sweet for once. Hopefully...
who tf Mentioned fishtank
>>204913507ugly freak
>>204913486i hope they break her
LOL knew it, they fucked it up, left fishtank in an email
>josie, letty, abi, claire, ck Who? Sorry Im a s3 chad
>>204913566>everyone quickly changes the subjectwaiting to hear a gunshot from the basement
i'm on team bianca, sort of like ted but he's gay
Guys? Remember Burt?
>>204913507I would commit war crimes for her
>>204913577kek
>>204913546id rather fuck ted the troon then that beast
alex is the markyposter from /ftl/ kek
>>204913423Based and Abipilled
retard jet
Yeah they definitely know everything about the show.
Burt is going to wake up and see 10 new people
What house is this set in?Are any of the fish known from old tanks?Will TJ win back Taylor's swelling heart?
Jet it the fuck up
>>204913449I love rave girl Taylo so fucking much bros
>alex got an email that was called fishtankadminJET IT UP
>>204913600get the fuck out my ear
>>204913589>>204913588CLIP?
>>204913546is this the first female contestant that has any bit of athleticism? like i can't recall any other fish having a hobby that wasn't watching tv or playing games
FISHTANKADMIN
>don't fucking touch me you disgusting NIGGERwhat on earth did vance mean by this??
HAIW KINGHE SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED JET'S PLANS WITH 2 WORDS
>>204913606someone update this meme
nothing personal
blue hair girls talks about getting casted in this twitch vod https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2286399271
>>204913437is this what they call a british rose?
DID YOU JUST SAY FISHTANK??
>>204913630THEY ARE SO SLOPPY WTF
>Uhh are you talking about fishtank?>Yeah.>Can you not?>Okay.
jetjet what have you done
>>204913577STRIKE 37 JET
>>204913630JETITTHEFUCKUP
Made a simple and shitty perl script to help you guys make kino webms: https://codeberg.org/based64/4webm-perl
>>204913493based!!!!
>>204913517UH OH SMACK A HARRIS VOTERTRUMPLETS WILL SEETHE
Can I get paid now?
>>204913630What is this supposed to mean
Why didn't the wiggers use a different email, holy shit.
if jet was awake he would be soooo pissed
>>204913563she's millennial with millennial fashion
SEXWITHBINX
TANK STATUSBWOKEN
alex is the jon of s3 lol. instantly sociable, has weird interests and leaked the show on day 1
>>204913655>i got this sus dm from a guy that asked me if i wanted to be on the show
tldr on tj and taylor?
>mizzy>smack>binxwho came up with this shit, jet?
>ruins your reality show in the first day.
>>204913630Galaxy Gas is THAT good
WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP WHEN DOES THE RICE SHOW UP
>>204913449toilet binxo
ALEX AND BINX WERE EMAILED FROM FISHTANKADMIN
>>204913630*slurps nitrous*Oh uh, did I do that?My bad
>>204913640are you fucking kidding me
>>204913681her fit mogs hard
Binx and Smack alliance
Beat
>Yeah this girl looks really good from far awayThe Fishtank secret sauce
>>204913630So fucking dumb.SO FUCKING DUMB.FUCK YOU JET. YOU INCOMPETENT MOTHERFUCKER....CANCEL IT. END IT NOW AND START OVER. I CAN WAIT A MONTH.
>>204913681>TRUMPLETS WILL SEETHEThey will be seething even harder in 9 days
>>204913630man how did they fuck it up already
>>204913711she eated
>>204913630Great. Now we are the ones being gaslit.
>>204913713jon energy
Hey, Jet. Guess what strike we're on?
Just tuned in for the new season. Is it supposed to be completely unwatchable with 20 cams and 15 of them being paywalled and no director cam?
https://voyagemia.com/interview/daily-inspiration-meet-binx-basilisk/
JEEEEEET
its so fuckign over
there will never be a season where they dont all know what fishtank is
>>204913363what the fuck is this shit? half the cameras behind paywall? no director mode? fuck you sam you fucking jew, at least offer a $30 version that only gives us the cameras and none of the other stupid shit
>>204913711HE CHEATED
OVER STATUS?
>>204913711Who cares they are old news
>YOOOO get on the show>jetneptune@fishtankadminwiggeremail.com
>>204913630dude...like...*chews chicken wing*get the fuck out of my ear
>>204913736not really most looked better closer up
>>204913710sounds about right
Don't worry guys, everyone noticed we sent all of our emails from "Fish Tank" admin but nobody googled it. They all just ignored it and don't know they aren't actually on "Famous House"! JET IT UP!
holy fuck he's mogging so hard
so does this mean everyone actually knows the show or does the one guy just know the email?
>>204913735As in would beat yes
>>204913735hot
>>204913758They are all like that, anon. This is a house of faggots and shit
>>204913742KEK ITS FUCKING OVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ALL OF THEM KNOW LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000L
>>204913735This is just fucking sad. A 32 year old woman doing this is depressing to witness.
When are Smack and Binx getting in the jacuzzi
>>204913735why did she post this picture? good god.
>>204913630It’s a gay show.
>>204913764I ain’t paying 60 dollars for a bunch of unfunny retarded women
GET OUT OF MY ANUS DUDE
>heh did I just leak something important? sorry dude heh
>>204913735I love hags dude. I’m 31 and I fucking love bitches that look beat up like this older get
>>204913782they outright said that they searched up this show and couldn't find anything, so yeah
How many contestants are there going to be?
This has to be a woman
>>204913630someone explain
>>204913711taylor was mad jealous, made tj block various women throughout the relationship and finally aped out when he texted some old female friend
>>204913651>The only guy who legit doesn't know what this is accidentally revealed they all know what's going on and they're just playing alongActually grim.
STRIKE 1 JET
the skater girl is my gf. i call dibs.
>>204913781is this the mari0movie girl?
ear out
>>204913630alex got this email and still never looked up what fishtank was. he is the ideal contestant
>>204913812ALEXAPES RISE UP
Fishtank....but only with higschool girls.
>>20491382316
le heckin green line lean in alpha lololol xd
>>204913796yeah. my most persistent feeling so far is a dull melancholy witnessing these sad lives.
FUCK THIS TRASH. CANCEL IT.THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW
>>20491382315
rice it up
if you guys could choose between having a gf or watching fishtank what would it be
>>204913827i didnt ask
>half the cams are behind paywall>trying to play vidya while stream is up>CPU and GPU throttling (OC'd 6600K and 2070 super for reference)>switch from fishtank website to restreamer on kick>CPU usage goes down by fucking 80% and GPU usage by 20%Back to the ol mining tactics I seeIt's like they're allergic to making money
>>204913630Turns out, having a producer that's brain is fried from galaxy gas is probably not a good idea
>>204913812i thought he was on about real monkeys not those freaky dolls
>people disappear into the half of the house that is pay walledYeah I'm just gonna watch clips. This blows.
>>204913833I already did
>fishtank mentioned>rice count starts nowAnd it's over, that was kind of fun. I'll see you guys next season, maybe they won't fuck it up.
>>204913787seems like they kept a few from older casting calls like alex. the rest like bianca, lebron, and bert they dmed the last 6 weeks
they're doing the season 2 thing everyone hated awesome
>>204913853Both, just like reality
>>204913843Now were talking
The 3 mid simpables begin their fight for camera attention
>>204913787they just know the email. but i dont think that they googled it or looked into it deeper
>>204913853how hot we talking?
CANCEL THE SHOW JETTHEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW
HEY WISE GUY? WHERE'S THE REVEAL IN THIS JOINT!?!?!?
>>204913681
>>204913853fishtank
>>204913426bunk broken
I want summer to be my wife.
Bloodgames was peak and they'll never reach it again
>>204913872>Newfag doesn't know counting rice is a Fishtank tradition
>>204913711They broke up. Both refuse to talk about it or give details outside of "he cheated" and "I didn't cheat!" so all we can do is speculate like fags
>>204913787just the email
What did she mean by this?
Jet you need to do blackface on Burt, make his lips giant and red and his face even blacker.
>>204913884
>>204913812This is Jon if he didn't have a lisp and liked fucking grandmas.
guysis it over
>naked jenga with a 65 year old womanbased
>jet interacting with fishies alreadySTRIKE 2
alex said he received an email from fish admin but his contract got canceled
>>204913886mid but nice smile
what do you think burt was dreaming about
I still don’t think they have any idea what fishtank is though
Reminder that they also know about the "AI computer" and they're going to play along with it
>>204913900she is going to hell
>she brought body paintoh no no no no no...
>>204913858the official fishtank site is mining monero on your pc btw
they're all squidwards
burt status?
fishtank admins in control
>>204913927cope
>JET FRIEND SIMULATOR ON DAY 1cancel the show
BITCHTANK 2THEY'RE ALL FANSHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
>>204913872F O R M A T C H A N G E G U Y Z
>>204913681>SMACK A HARRIS VOTERFishtank does not condone acts of political violence.
>>204913900septums are an immediate turn off
>>204913926Cocks, probably
they can't blame the cast for this 1.
>>204913815based and Soldier Boy pilled
sk8rgirl looks like she popped out of an 80s eddie murphy film
alternate reality bitchtank
bitchtank is BACK
i'm already tired of season 3 honestly.
for me, it’s smack
>>204913931SO FUCKING HOT...
>>204913937fentmaxing
>>20491382314
Not got the time to watch this season, I'm coming here tho after work and every feet angle must be clipped/screenshotted
bitchtank 2
>>204913928did they say that? kek
>>204913957makes sense
Jerry status?
>>204913927bix and alex do if they did due diligence.so probably just bix
Blue haired girl is so fucking hot, looks like an aging french prostitute.
BITCHTANK BROS WE’RE BACK
>>204913927C'mon bro
>>204913927Lets just fly to the fishtank house without googling it or anything
>>204913908na we can speculate fairly well based on third party reports
all these chicks assmog every single past female contestant
>>204913963i keep thinking mizzy is haley
Impregnate Binx before her eggs expireCut off all communication
>>204913688Alex said he got this email on the show 5 mins ago. So did others
>>204913927Sneed said he was an expert at internet searching and couldn't find anything, but if he also got an email from fishtank admin then he knows
>>204913922famous house
Miss me yet?
>>204913964It’s more over than previously determined
Did someone already say "Fishtank" in the house lol?
>>204913900literally a coal burner
>>204913681OH NO NO NO MIZZYLETS... IT CANT BE
>>204913905>s1 was peak>s2 was peak>bloodgames was peak>the magic was captured again and is reproducible>fishtank going to the moon confirmedstock are up boys
bring out josh block already you stupid unibrow baby man
>Mizzy asking Vance for her medsLOL
>>204913933That's the point of my post
>we're gonna get another moment when they all realize they are fans and start shouting "think it dream it do it" and all the other references god please no
Wait, who brought body paint?
>>204914002this is why you'll die alone :(
>>204913853my gf was the one who got me into fishtank lol
CANCEL THE SHOW JETTHEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW
>>204914015Yes.Jet emailed them and didn't change the name on the email address.So it came in as "Fishtank Admin"
>>204914024hes coming with spider man
>>204913900Who will be this seasons summer and when will she freak out
>no memescreenjet failson
Burt is the new Damiel, bummy buster and sleeping all day.
>Fishtank.....admin....?
>>204914027I guarantee that doesn’t happen
>>204913905best thing they'll probably ever make besides season 1. Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be is atrocious. Paywalls up the ass, no director mode, god awful camera angles. Fuck this shit
alex 100% did some research on fishtank, be wary of weird gags>>204914015yea lol alex
is this all of the contestants?
This Day 1 just doesn’t hit the same as the other 2. I was worried S3 might be DOA.
>>204914019
The only ppl who tuned into bitch tank were retarded simp pay pig loser faggots
You're a real fucking simmons
she's so fvcking BVILT
bros we got a top tier csgo player in the housethis is gonna be lit
>Alex traveled the world for CS2 LAN partiesholy based
I want Mizzy and Alexis to get the worst of it
>>204914031goth marge
ICE IS LIVE AS MR BEAN
from now on we will not talk about past seasons
alex is a cs2 player alex apes we cant stop winning!!!
>>204914033That's a dude lol
>>204914041how the fuck can someone be this dumb
>>204914032im saving myself for someone hotter
>>204913853I’m watch fish tank with my gf. (She’s half asleep on her phone)
>>204913486Basilisk is a good and based anime
>>204914041He's such a stupid piece of shit.
>>204913493ew!
>>204914069chonky fat
>>204914010>joker tacxinkino
>>204914016She can burn my coal
Claire you need to reactivate your twitter. You don't have to interact with anyone but we need your live tweeting of s3. No one will see your chat messages because it's too fast
>>204914074Alexis is someone’s mother anon
>>204914069FAT
burt is aware of the show and is implementing the "do nothing" strat. he will win
>>204914074alexis will 100% leave by week 3 when they allow TTS to crank up and she gets called a whore of a mother
>sub 10k viewers>majority of the cast know what fishtank is>some of the cast are even fans>everyone is oldwelp, see you guys in bloodgames 2 maybe. i'll search 4plebs occasionally for revenge porn of the girls but i'm out.
CONTESTANTS WANTED FOR MYSTERY GAMESHOW!!!>fishtank.admin
>>204913893They should've brought in Brittany Venti instead. Better mutt.
i literally got Abi on my mind 24/7
>>204913858>>204913933its not direct mining. Its distributed processing for the streaming service. They pay Jet in crypto for letting him do this to his viewers.
Do you guys think reality shows are real, too? They all have to sign contracts and NDAs to make this legally okay, and those contracts have to list the name of the show AND sam hyde. You people thought this has ever been real?
>>204914087you'll be waiting for a while i imagine
>>204914041I genuinely don't know how you fuck up THIS badly
how many people are on the way?
>>204914069Those fishnets got me actin up
>>204914074youre a spiteful cuntbitch ass ho
>>20491406215 in total
I've never seen a bigger collection of grils who owe me sex.
>>204914086>>204914093
>>204914071>>204914084someone find his hltv page please like every single semi pro from NA has one
based burt
>>204913812Alex, pack your shit. Your replacement is here
>>204914100this
>>204914101>>204914105Deserve what get unfortunately
>>204914116HERE COMES THE COPE
When does the main character show up?
where can i watch the paywalled cams?
>Alex and Binx both mentioned they had a call from a show called FishTank but we’re not offered it and were instead offered this show.
>>204914069chicken lady mogs
>>204914103yt boi cope
>>204914108>majority of the cast know what fishtank is>some of the cast are even fansyou niggers overreacting and believing shit like this is so fucking funny
>>204914113This but Dark Abi
>>204914113>>>/bant/
>>204913893She's like a character from a 90s Nickelodeon show
>>204914110you wanted jet to buy a new admin to email people? get real.
>mogs jet without even knowing it
>>204914146snowbunny
>>204914079tuned in for 5 seconds and already laughed harder than i have at anything from season 3 so far
>>204914122we're still waiting for the wheelchair guy at least, but presumably 6 or more
>>204914090cute!!
>>204914116The cope begins
>>204914079CONTENT>CONTENTCONTENT>CONTENT
>>204913630Strike status?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFgMwoxN/Alex is a certified beast
jet is genuinely such a retard
played cs with alex before but I thought he was lying about the monkeys
>>204914025Did you seriously think these women would NOT be on medication??
>>204914116You fucked up nigga let the Joker posting begin
>>204914146What do you call this body shape?
>>204914144THIS FUCKING SUCKS. SAM YOU SUCK. FUCK YOU SAM AND JET.
>>204914146lol, no.
The plapping coming off Mizzy's turkey thighs would echo in that house like crazy.
smack is a blonde puerto rican woman.finally i get the white latinx of my dreams.
>Monkeyboy traumadumping his daddy issues
BURT JERKIN B3
BUSTIN BURT
>>204914161shes a bwc slut
No Asians? No spics? This show racist as hell.
>>204914074This but all the other foids as well
burt bouta squrt
>inb4 jet does the ''HELL HOUSE NOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THE SHOW IS'' bit from season 2>10 mins later its just everyone doing nothing again while Scott teaches BJJ and Sam boxes in the middle of the living room
Burt jerkin in B3
BURT JERKING OFF B3
jerk cam
>>204913449Especially now that Miami is going red
burt is jerking off in bed
BURT IS JACKING IT IN THE BUNK
Bert is jerkin his shit rn
burt jerking off in bedroom 3
>>204914079>already funnier than S3Wow almost like you don’t need that much effort to make content
Burt needed a JO session.
BURT JERKING OFF IN BR 3
yo dis nigga jerkin his dick off
>>204914144so if they did any bit of research into fishtank they would see jet's ugly face
burt gives me george floyd vibes
burt jerkin
HE JERKIN IT
>>204914079holy fuck
Based nigger.
Burt is having a Dave moment
BURT SLEEP JERKIN
BURT LITERALLY JACKING OFF
LMAOOOOOOOO TF IS BURT DOIN
AYO BURT FREAKOUT IN B3
>>204914150cope
BRO BURT IS JERKING OFF
>>204914201>and now the real game begins
lmfao bert is strokin his shit
>>204914108yeah it's pretty clear they're just pretending they dont know what's going on
Currently infiltrating the Binxcord.
BURT JERK
burt just coomed lol
Burt is edging bruhNo cap
>>204913900>Mogs all S1 girls>Mogs all S2 girls except for Abi>Mogs all S3 girlsWhy are american women so ugly?
>>204914199MARGE
BURT BUSTERS
burtbros we're so winning
ALREADY BURT??
BURTSQUIRTPROFILE
>>204914228>>204914230
>>204914125I want to see them get tormented specifically, it would be good, especially Mizzy.
Those railings don't look safe.There's too many levels to this house.If this becomes evil someone is actually going to die.Well done Jet. Was this your plan all along?
>>204914186damn youre blind
>>204914203man's gotta jelq when you're in the biz
BURT STEALTH JERKING
no way lmao
>bedroom 3
Burt's Beenis
Scott seems a little too into this...
>stops jerking off when he hears footsteps
>>204914202>>204914203>>204914204>>204914207>>204914209>>204914210>>204914213>>204914214why are blacks and gays like this?
burt is pure kino
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBlW27yl5A
imagine not endorsing burt
>>204914246microplastics and estrogen in the food
why is it that every nigger thats brought onto this show starts jerking.
burt is a plant
He's having 50 man orgy PTSD flashback dreams
he cant lose his goon streak
Fishtank live, featuring Burt as...
BURT'S AURA IS SKYROCKETING
>>204914230i don't think i laughed so hard the whole of S2
Burt is a sex pest.Someone is getting graped tonight.
>>204914140>>204914165Name the fact that I posted in my post that was wrong. You can't
Did anyone clip the Indian dude walking in on burt?
>>204914301Low impulse control
base burt
>>204914282>why are sex obsessed niggers like this?It's a fucking mystery anon.
dontarius won
>enters the show>goes to sleep after an hour and a half>jerks offAB sisters, what reality show archtype is this?
I fuck with smack fr
bro is he actually jacking off? not a man so im not sure what it looks like desu. it looks like he's just rubbing it
>>204914246letty mogs summer
burt can't even last 5 hours without having to jerk off. dude just go into the backroom. he is ganna sleep in his cum?
holy fuckaids tank is real
>>204914230>>204914310does he even fucking know hes being filmed LOL?
>>204914196pajeets and blacks are white now?
>>204914325sleepy jerker
>>204914195lmao
>>204914327he's just twitching/stimming
>>204914327Sleep stroking
>>204914069sumata right now!
>>204914332maybe on planet retard
>>204914079Holy fuck this is actually hilarious lol
>>204914327yeah thats stealth jacking
>>204914230playing the air guitar obvs
>tab out to shitpost>"surely, he's done now">tab back in>sides fly off in to orbitthis is so fucking funny
Should Burt finish in one of their suitcases?
burt cum penis
>>204914282It's common in men with high testosterone. You can't relate.
so if they don't think they're on camera the women are probably going to get their tits out
>>204914301Too much testosterone
>>204914325Stoic badass
Burt is 100% going to rape someone
>>204914327YWNBAW
>>204914100sorry forgot my password
caught kek
>>204914230Thinking about Ted
>yo, burt
>>204914327Can't go all in on it or he'd make noise, man's a pro
>>204914299seethe oils
>Camera guy comes in>Burt stops and pretends to snore kek
>>204914363what camera is this
>>204914339well contractually theyre obliged to disclose that but idk if the nigger read a word of the contract
>>204914325Sigma male shit
>fake snoringthat'll fool em burt
flowstreams dead and ineptune cant make his site work firefox, is there an alternative?
>biggest, strongest guy in the house is a bisexual BBC porn star with a sex drive so out of control that he has to start stealth jacking it less than 4 hours after arriving on a 24/7 livestream camera show
>>204914382how are you going to let the cameraman run around with his shoes untied
>more coalposting in the first day of s3 than the collective of the first two seasons and spinoffs
L U C A
>>204914327he's definitely stroking it
>>204914373
>>204914355black josie confirmed
>>204914373>zero impulse control>immediate decision to jerk rather than socialiseGoldstriker is going to have to stop this deviant
>>204914402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfNEGwvmOQ
>Son of Dontarius
Smack is cute desu
>>204914403haha its just like that guy in s1
>>204914369It's ackshully too mutch estrogen.
he just keeps going...
He stops the second someone walks in and then starts again once they walk out lmao.
TJ's HERE!!!
Based gooner
i'm laughing so hard rn
>he continuesB A S E D
I’m been laughing my ass off at Alex’s use of the Joeyy filter
>Gets right back to it after the camera guy leavesINSANELY BASED
let Burt get his jerk on
>>204914404the production is in shambles
>>204914411Serial rapist Burt Obeng
ITS A GAY SHOW!!!!
>>204914402restreams on youtube are good
3k people watchig a nigga jerk offis this the kino I was promised
he's still jerking off
burt endorsed
new woman
TJ CONFIRMED
saars stay winning
ACTUAL SIMPABLE MID
>>204914327he stops as soon as he hears someone walking byhe's 100% jacking off
>>204914426I'm watcher her skating videos on instagram. she seems chill and reminds me of a friend of mine.
TJ
>>204914461i'm over it desu
BRO IS STILL GOING
>>204914435This dude better win.
>tay season 2
Femteej?
TJ WTF
he can't keep getting away with it
NEW GIRL
TJ 2
>>204914398
another blonde chick
Ah, now THIS is the mid simp catcher
>genderbent TJ
IT'S LITERALLY A FEMALE TJ LMAO
But how would it feel if you hadn't immediately jerked off when you first entered the house?
congratulations to TJ on xis transition
Goonmeat just arrived.
CHUD GANG WE OUT HERE
An actual attractive woman for once
>restreamer constantly switching between the new contestant and burt jerking offlolololol
>>204914446>>204914423it'll do I guess, thx
no wonder production did bitchtank they needed practice to feel comfortable around all these women.
SUMMER 2.0
>still goingim fucking dying. nigga is lucky he is a gay porn star and people watching him do this is normal for him
Tyler Texas is right next to Palestine...
seems too normal and well adjusted for this shit
>burt is still jerking it
i like being able to click on the doors
80IQ West African doesn't know it's live
>>204914504it's been here since the start
>>204914510CLAIMED
Jorkin it
I CAN'T SEE HER FACE
C4 has at 2k viewers on stream. Adding his to the other restreamers and onsite, how many people are online watching?
>>204914510her hairline is cooked
>>204914510look what they did to my boy/xir teej
>burt is STILL jerking off
>>204914510she'll be gone tomorrow
great view of the new contestant jet
>>204914535me when i see >>204914510
>house too big >cameras too wide and placed like dogshit>half the cameras are paywalled>too many contestantsseason 3 is already dead
>still no guy over 5'10Sam really wont allow it will he?
>>204914230Artist bros, remember this
>fem TJdoes this mean we're gonna get a masc Taylor?
>>204914079kino
Burt's gonna start a fire up there
Oh shit they actually got a smoke show.
thats my baby girl god i love her so much uwu
>>204914510too attractive. I can't simp for this.
edge. edge. have you ever been on a edging streak? edge. edge. do they keep you in a state of edging? edge. edge. when your not preforming your edging do they make you goon? edge. edge. rizz. rizz. whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? rizz. rizz. do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? rizz. rizz. do you long for having your heart rizzed? rizz. rizz. do you dream about being rizzed? rizz. rizz. baby gronk rizzed up livvy dun. rizz. rizz. do you feel there is a part of you thats skibbidy. rizz. rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. why don't you say that 3x (skibiddy edge rizz)
>>204914511you don't wanna miss s3 first coitus
ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
>>204914510>female tjhas science gone to far
>>204914540500
>>204914540About 15k
HES GOING SO HARD.
Burt going beast mode
>>204914528tbf none of them do allegedly anyway, i think we might see a ton of accidental nudes tonight
>>204914510FIND HER NOW
letty's eyes can pierce my soul. She sees right through me
>>204914537she cute
>faggots itt OBSESSED with these bottom of the barrel bitches
>burt hears footsteps>stops jerking and looks upfucking kek this rules
>>204914565same, looks like I’m a smackfag this season
burt is still at it bro
>everyone is socializing and meeting new people>burt just jerks off alone in the dark he is literally me fr fr
>>204914510it's maya higa
>>204914510SIMPING
I can't stop laughing at Burt stroking away because he thinks the cameras arent on yet
>>204914587What's her name?
Burt would rather goon than meet all the new people. This is going to be a good season
I guess he doesn't know this is streamed live
no way dude burt is actually jerking off LMAO
burt secret goon mission
>>204914565This, why is it mid girls thay cause us to simp?
>>204914591and the guy standing next to you
I just noticed is Vance the cameraman again
>faggots ITT still watching burt squirt i knew you guys were faggots but come on now
BURT BUSTERSWE CAN'T BE STOPPED
CODE WHITE
>>204914595So true that's why I worship burt's cock
How far from being so horny that you have to jerk off publicly in a house full of strangers is it to straight up rape?
>>204914595we work with what we get, its called dedication.
>>204914614KEK
burt is a god damn machine
tiny PP
>>204914616i need to see if he busts or not
>>204914552watch the show on kick, it's this season's directors cam and it shows the paywalled cameras
>>204914606Payton
>>204914606Dont know
Burt's just going to bust into the covers and sleep in it
>>204914554sam gets intimidated by tall guys.
>TJ in a wig>everyone saying how hot she is
BURTSTERS(portmaneau of burt and burster)
>>204914554How did you miss the big nigga who's currently up stairs jerking it?
when does emiru show up?
well we at least know burt doesn't know about the show lmao.
burt really is a shy guy whos lifestyle decisions threw him in a loop, he cant take the normie shit
NO TJ DONT GO IN THE GOONROOM
>>204914615yes he's the only one of the former contestants who is competent and able to hold a job, apparently
>>204914620BURT BURSTERS...
>>204914613Because we think we have a chance which pushes the fantasy closer to a possible reality
>>204914627I jacked it at a house party once.
Neptunio Chemo
BURTS BEES BURTS BEESLET THEM FREE
there had better be an entire episode dedicated to this shit
Bert has classic black man sexstamina
more like Splurt
>Grown men are paying money to watch a black man masterbate I guess this makes sense considering the audience
Why does burt not go to the bathroom like wtf
>>204914660>who is competent and able to hold a jobthen he wouldnt be working for fishtank for below minimum wage
How many people in total have arrived?
>just starts jorking again
>new girl walks into B3>why does it smell like cum in here?
HE ISN'T STOPPING BROS
Banished to the goon room
COLLAGE BROS
c'mon burt, dont stop just because a woman entered
>>204914660>most boring contestant is the best workershocking
they're so fucking far from the camera this is unwatchable
>goes right back to jerkin it
hello just tuned in, the house is huge anything interesting to know?
ngl watching burt jerk in public has me hard
>>204914675because he's a plant
>>204914665hes finna buss
im looking forward to what burt uses as an excuse to need to wash his sheets on day 1
>>204914142herekick.com/iceposeidon
>>204914646You're just now realizing TJ was hot?
burt blue ballers....
>>204914674that happened during S1 and you're still here
So far:1. Skater boy makes ice cream in this joint reference2. Alex and blue hair girl reveal they got email with fishtank email3. Black guy is wanking clearly knowing he's being filmed even though they're not meant to So I guess next year they can try this not knowing the show thing again with a new cast?Fuck jet
>>204914684
yo this guy jerkin off what the fuck
edging in room 3 for 6 weeks with big burt
>>204914663Prolly true tb.h
>>204914700check b3
HE CAME TO GOON
>>204914675He's going to shoot into his hand and drink the evidence. This pervert has zero impulse control.
they need another camera is the kitchen. both cameras are too zoomed out and far away
THIS IS R E A L I T Y
>>204914700burt is cranking stick
>LEEEEL BURT JACKING OFFHe's just fucking nervous you fags
>>204914684never post my wife malia again
i've seen enoughendorsing burt
BURT ABOUT TO GO UNDERCOVER
This nigger is going to rape one of these fish
ok wheres the insta of the new girl, ex cia guy is slackin
>>204914510better than the fake goth bitches
>>204914700A contestant is masturbating in one of the bedrooms as we speak cos he thinks the cameras aren't on
>>204914665>cant fast travel when enemies nearby>>204914700bedroom 3 ambatakam
>>204914700Goon sesh in b3
>>204914709no one does it like him
>>204914604Wasn’t he the one with a social media post that the show would he livestreamed. I think he just doesn’t care with everything he already has online
Is anyone else getting 1 frame per second? This is unwatchable
>>204914685did she actually say that kek
Burt is already an S tier fish
>he's still going
I should never have doubted you Jet
>>204914713you’re autistic for number 1
What have I missed since the jeet arrived?
Why do black guys last so long?
>>204914723>>204914723>>204914723
>>20491474960fps jerking in b3
fucking KEK alex just said Wukong is a big time japanese legend. its fucking chinese.>>204914694>2 cameras in kitchen>both too far from everyone
I wish they would turn tts on right now.
>>204914726Lewd Letty
DOES HE NOT KNOW T HERS A CAMERA IN THE ROOM ? WTF
>>2049147131 and 3 are both schizo
>>204914739I love fake goth bitches idgaf
>>204914700india number 1
>HES JERKING OFF THATS SO CRAAAZYHes a fan doing an epic bit like Jimmy and you'll call him cringe when its revealed 2 days from now
i think this gooner is edging and he's gonna keep at it for days
burt is the main character goontank is in gooners are in control two goons trust the plan
>>204914760Dis
burt is gonna cum in his hand and then get up and introduce himself to everyone
They need to get everyone in bedroom 3 right now
>>204914773thinks they arent on yet
>lets out the loudest "URRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when comingbased burt
I don't think it's that, but their reset password email took almost 2 hours to get to me, then filling it out minutes later it says I was an hour late even though it was sent 5 mins ago at the time. I just feel it's the site and incompetence. And no shit I forgot my password after a year.
>>204914766he's a prostitute/porn actor man he's probably hella desensetized
BURSTIN BURT
GOON TANK IS REAL
>>204914766Hes dry jerking it through a blanket. Are you that sensitive?
>>204914713You're a retard. HE used the word joint, that is not a reference.You're right about Jet also being retarded but it looks like they didnt connect the dots on it being fishtank from the email.What do you mean hes doing it knowing hes being filmed? How the fuck do you even get to that thought?
>>204914769No, I'm watching it and it's not even worth watching. Everyone keeps saying he's jacking off but I can't see it
[BURT ACTIVATED]
morgue bros?... why are the corpses gooning?..
he's just ganna walk out like nothing happened. this hits too close to home
>>204913843that's all?
burt heading to the bathroom to finish
looking forward to listening to alex for 6 weeks
he busted in his pants lol
>>204914286based
>>204914778yeah because youre a stupid coomer faggot that thinks theyre gonna fuck you
>>204914881What a waste of black cum
>>204913900whore
>>204914715honest question, do people jerk from the outside of the blanket??
just in terms of day 1 season 3 blows s2 and s1's first days out of the water.
>>204914833Did you actually see what ted said?
>content house mentionedfuck off monkey man
>>204914923nah that would look suspicious
>>204914913It was going to go into a man's ass anyways, don't be a cuck.
>shook the indians handlmfao
>>204914907I was married to one. I know you won't believe me though and that's okay
>>204914946Yes he said “Where are the bedrooms in this joint”.“in this joint” is a relatively common saying, Sam didn’t create it.Yes also said “Just don’t call me late!”. It’s pretty obvious he grew up around older people.
AIDSTANK
>im burt B. U. R. T.is it autism?
Vance is right there and none of them know he killed a ton of vampires this summer right in the back yard.
>>204915025That's not even what he said lmao
>>204915010is your wife watching fishtank with you? what's wrong in your life that you're watching this while married?
Burt is awkward not just because he's a gooner but because he's from Ghana and normal Western social activity is strange and foreign to him.
>>204914113baby making sex
>>204913735It's okay I can fix her
Busted tranny already gone?
>they got cast 4 weeks agoconfirmed they had to get a totally new cast after the delay lol
need to fuck mizzy
>>204915173which one?
>>204915129No we got divorced because we're both degenerate cheating insane people. Hence why I said "was" married
>>204915187Didn’t even think about, does that imply the old cast all found out or got leaked?
>right on bro
>>204913735people thirsting after this but call haley ugly
yup the audio is still utter garbage, bravo goran
>>204915508he said it was upgraded so please just pretend its better
>Only like 3000 people watching the paywall cameras where everything is happening >Yet over 11,000 viewers on the website Everyone has been sucked by sam
Black Urban Ripped Trainer
>no stupid mids>no simp spamming retards >kinobros this season 3 reset is awesome
>>2049155872.4k on a restream showing paid cams, jet and sam are fucking retarded
>>204915173shut up midcord we know you like girls with taco meat arms or lazy eyes or that look like young boys but most guys want hot qts
>>204915685It's just pure greed. They'll make so much just from tts alone. This hurts more than it helps
>power nap
>>204915084yes, literally, this,
It's a good cast
what's this guy's deal with wanting to be a fucked up character>sam hyde trying not to crack up asking him why he wants to do thatlmao
>>204915682>>204915873it's amazing how much better ftl is when jet baby ineptitude isn't on cam
