alexis ass edition/ftl/ News• Burt jorking it• Six fish have arrived at the ‘Famous House’!• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protege and gets $5k!!!• Both niggers are fags.• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Alex Apes currently on top.>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoa>Restreamshttps://www.youtube.com/live/3OfNEGwvmOQ?si=gmFythetbma9vtne (Commentary/Less likely to get taken down)https://www.youtube.com/live/rCusFoySpTs?si=pSHoAkHwBHqENORn (no commentary, more likely to get taken down)>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)Previous thread >>204918136
BURT STARING DOWN HIS FUTURE VICTIMS
Bros...
How TF do you guys skateboard without falling? everytime i try i just get hurt
>>204919743I LOVE THIS NIGGA
>>204919797lean forwards, not backwards
>>204919797dont be fat
burt even exercises like an autist
Skater girl owes sex to Ted
>>204919768PAWG
both restream links are dead now lol
>>204919797>without fallingWe don’t
>>204919840only funny if ted is a trans man
>>204919743hes about tot burtalize that pussy, bussy and everything in between
5D COPY STRIKED BY SAMTHEY ALSO CONTACTED SCOTT AND TOLD HIM TO STOP STREAMING
someone stream it on twitch it will be harder for sam jew to take it down
BROS ..
5D got sniped damn
rip, wheres the flowstreams?
bros.. the kick streamer is going to get tired at some point and end the stream, isn't she? then what do we do?
hubba hubba
>>204919893so fucking gay
>>204919908iirc Kick is 24/7. Must be multiple people.
>>204919908who?
Imagine the smell
Taking down 5D is too far Jet
>>204919893>THEY ALSO CONTACTED SCOTT AND TOLD HIM TO STOP STREAMINGthat fucking sucks. the site is basically unusable
>>204919811name?
strong burt presence
i wouldn't be as upset at sam striking the restreamers if their website didn't completely suck ass and i got to watch all the cameras.
How the fuck is sly always the one that manages to not get taken down
>>204919797you have to fall without getting hurt
he is mogging
>>204919960jesus, find him
>>204919896ponder the aroma
Flowstreams was actually perfect desu.
>>204919952He relies on these restreams for his kratom supply
>he already won
>all fat and bustedgod damn it jet
Hey Jet, it's not restreaming if the original stream doesn't work either
>>204919914imma buss
>>204919972nah fuck them, theyre being really jewy this season, whole fucking rooms are paywalled
>>204919967>all this fucking compressionjet, 1080p hardware encoded h264 does not look good
>>204919972it's so laggy it's not even funny. jet i know you lurk these threads fix your shit before i rape your cute ass
>>204919957go to the kick stream (it's 'fishtanklive' on kick)
No director cam is gonna keep me just to these threads and not even watch this is really annoying to navigate
>>204919973I’ve heard he gives half the money to Jet. He also heavily promotes the main site.
>>204919797You're going to fall in most cases, you just get better at learning how to fall. If you're going for pure skill and learning tricks, you will take a lot of risks and end up hurting yourself fairly badly anyway. Just gotta take it in stride and know your limits.
>>204919997PPV.LAND seems to just be flowstreams reboot, but they don't have fishtank yet
>new friendmaybe the 15 number was accurate after all
NEXT FRAME
>>204920045Don't mention it again, jet is in these threads no doubt
>>204920041Block chat through your browser
>>204919984newposter2 can you fags not use reverse image search
W
>>204920059They said 15 in the trailer
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uh oh he's a handsome white guy
finally an actually hot guy
>>204920094as if he can top ape shit alex
LUKETANK
The white man marches on
>HEY im burt>im gonna rape you i mean B u r t
>>204920082you missed the joke, clearly. shame considering it was so funny and brilliant
holy fuck thats luke from Big Brother, he got kicked for saying nigger
>>204920072classic wes web dev, loading emotes and pfps over and over at full res
i love this nigga
>>204919893100% lmao he looked SPOOKED
LUKE VALENTINE
>>204920072i did and it only kinda worked. website still laggy as fart.
LUKE FROM BIG BROTHER NO WAYHE GOT KICKED FROM BB FOR SAYING THE N WORD KEK
>>204919972its jet
Alex already asserting dominance over the jock
Which cams are paywalled? t. season pass holder
>>204920130I like them both, I just know this guy will buckbreak burt
A New Hope
>>204920177fuckin kek
Luke from /bb/
>>204920177smart way to get some attention from the BB crowd
>>204920167tombstone core
>>204920177>>204920169I fucking knew it lmaooo
Jet said that Luke made some of the furniture for the season 2 house. No way he's not a plant
>>204920177TRUhttps://www.tiktok.com/@bbsurvivortea/video/7265317455990476075?lang=en
>>204920070the kick doesnt get targeted
Luke bros we are SO back
All in here >>204919569>>204919569
Is this guy really from Big Brother?
>>204920216he's literally a /tv/ poster
>>204920216i totally forgot about that lol
>>204920193all the ones with a good view
>>204920233yeah, luke valentine
>>204920216He’s literally /ourguy/ btw
>>204919743Despicable. Unsavory.
>>204920216 i'm fine with him being a plant, that means he won't ruin the show on purpose.
c4 is back with the restreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp0jhwqJfyQ
>that norwoodIt's over
>>204920216JAJAJA HOLY SHIT
>>204920276>>204920216what an absolute fucking chad
>>204920216he's obviously a plant
RIP, we barely knew you
>>204920254just the ptz cams and probably confessional?
NO RESTREAMS BUY A PASS GOY
>>204920376luke mogged too hard
>>204920376He better have more pairs of those knee sleeves, those things soak up sweat like crazy and fucking reek quickly.
>>204920427john green nigger
>>204920405Just bought a pass.I truly think it's worth it.Just stop being poor lmao
>>204920459passbros rise up
>>204920459Shut up, Jet
>>204920405there are plenty sillyhttps://kick.com/fishtanklive
>>204920401ptzconfessionalloungekitchenpenthouseloftjacuuzibarits unwatchable without a pass
>>204920459Hi Jet!
>>204920376morguebros?? are we back????
>>204920459You pathetic bitch...
How long until Alex B incessant yapping causes the entire house and audience to turn on him.
>>204920459>>204920487my niggas
are endorsments broken or is the show this dead?
>its all normiesgod fucking dammit jet
>>204920580Thanks for that sentiment, Jet
anyone else getting the intermittent lag/freezing/audio delay?
>>204920613looks like broken just for you. working for me.
>>204920617S2sissies STILL don't realize this is what the show was supposed to be all along?
>>204920617thats what we tought last season, give it time anon
>>204920617Duh...we don't want MDE fans screaming "THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT"
>>204920617This feels like they hired theatre actors and told them they would put them on a famous show which is better than MDE fans desu.Alex legit looks like a mid 2000's movie actor for like scary movie lmao
the unexpected return of garage cam
>>204920617the fun begins when they have to live in a ruined house that smells like puke and shit
weren't they all "locked in a hotel" for the last week or something? the new guy luke keeps telling everyone that he was on a plane today.
Simbal is putting his smelly brown ass all over the counters where people cook.
>Pajeet's shitty ass sat on the kitchen counterFilth house has started early.
>women thought crockery was a made up word
>>204919730>Watching episode 3>They didn't show footage of Summer in the basementVance cried unironically
>>204920617thats the joke, no more emo young 20's, now there shitting on wanna be losers
sorta insane that most of you guys don't know who luke is, i thought the venn diagram between /bb/ and /ftl/ was more of a perfect circle than it seems
>>204920503damn
I dont really know luke but from what little I've seen I think he might carry the show
these cameras are a pain in the ass to navigate. they should have kept the autocam so I don't have to try following these people across 40 different cameras
>>204920633keep that bitty fitted much love guys
so sam killed all the restreams?
>>204920854Or just get them to sit fucking still. The cell was peak Fishtank.
is luke the biggest person they've had on fishtank?
>>204920854you can click on the doorways on the screen to follow them around.
don't worry guys you will be able to see everything you missed on season 3 bluray box set
>>204920617they're just millennials not normies
>>204920907nice tip ty
black chris lynch
>>204920094Octavius came back?
Binx eggs status?
>>204920854earout
>>204920907but if you're not a paypig, clicking a door to a place you can't view results in an endless loading screen and no message that it's a cam you don't have access to
>>204920923normie millennials...zoomer detected
What’s the name of the annoying guy?
guys.... i'm starting to think this season is going to be kino.
>>204920900> big brother but with people saying niggerhe sums up the totally innovative concept of the show i guess
>>204920992Rotten
>>204920912>season 3 bluray box setcoming in 2026
The Perfect Payton
REMINDER DIRECTOR CAM + PAYWALLED CAMS ARE ON THE KICK STREAMhttps://kick.com/fishtanklivehttps://kick.com/fishtanklive
>Binx is claiming to have never drank
>>204920980chris lynched
she's DAMAGING lil maejokBITCH
>>204921061sam hyde is gonna make her poop in a diaper :(
>>204921061lights are on but nobody's home
>>204921035they're all freaks, being able to talk doesn't make a millennial a normie like it does a zoomer
>>204921074what's on his mind?
>>204921061Yep she's the JC of S3. First to leave, nice eyecandy though.
>>204921068burt has acquired his target
>16 beers and a 1.75 for 10+ peoplenot enough booze wtf
there's 11 fish right now, right?
>>204920087>WE HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
lets all love josie
>>204921061Need her
do we know for sure ted is trans? i know dudes who have fucked up bodies like him, and i don't trust the brilliant minds of ftl to transvestigate him on looks alone
>>204921098I put many babies into her
>>204921081GOONTANK
>>204921097>i want to rape and kill everyone here
>>204921061american names are so ugly
>>204919822built for rape
>>204921097who he will be raping first
Do yall always have to be such negative, annoying douche bags? Its the first fucking day, give it time. Season 2 was the same way
>>204921081>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!
goddamn it. am I really gonna have to become a paypig this season to be able to actually see or hear anything interesting?
SPECIAL….YOU THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL….YOU DO
rate this cast
>>204921066Just emailed this to alienmode. The best jews are on the case. Pay up, chuddies.
finally... a guy i can identify with
>>204921081God i want a whiff so bad
>Burt wears a rape whistle>A whistle he blows before raping
>>204921097who is getting the burt dick first
>>204921098erm... whats her ig?
THE .M3U DOESNT WORK
>>204921098she kinda has jet eyebrows
>>204921098>jc>eyecandy
>>204921138unlock the cams or the access script gets leaked jet
>taking literal big brother contestants nowIm hating this
Why is the confessional mic in the middle of the screen? You can't even see their faces
>>204921061> rockingthat's the winner
>>204921061She’s going to be the JC to Luke’s Cole
Puke predictions? Mine are Ted, Alexis, or Mizzy with Burt jacking it over them.
The vibes are great
>>204921156lmfao
Do we manifest this?
>>204921094...you're retarded / schizophrenic
>>204921103Half the room is women and only two of the men look like they'll be able to handle more than two shots. You're an alcoholic
>>204921061Strikes me as "dyke chad who has never been turned down ever so she's an insufferable mannequin of a person"
>>204920087white
>>204921136Imagine her squeezing a slimy log out of there
>>204921177can't hear shit
>>204921136
>>20492114810/10 Active and attractive
>>204921143Just do it, lil bro. Support Sam/Jet, and the money isn't huge or anything... it's just like 2-3 nights out on the town. Fish Tank is seriously worth it.
so /tv/...enjoying the show?it'll only get better... stay tuned!
>>204920617I'm more mad that there are browncels in this show
beer before liquor, sucking a nigger
>>204921130Payton is a Scottish name retard
They're all porn actors aren't they.
WHEN DOES JOSIE SHOW UP
>>204921138most of us fans from S1 know it has to be a slow burn, and so much has happened in Day 1 already. the rest of the ppl ur talking to are chronically adhd zoomers who maybe havent seen the show or only watched clips
>>204921169Only the based ones
>>204921221Just Burt, so far.
You can slowly see Sam and Jet's greed getting the better of them>yeah don't worry guys, there won't be much season pass cameras, it won't affect your viewing experience too much, it will still be watchable>ok actually this season we'll have a couple more season pass cameras, and only a couple will be crucial>BUY SEASON PASS GOYIM! Or you won't get to see half the cameras! HEEHEEHEE!
>>204921177what happens when you don't let jet ineptitude fuck the vibes
>>204921183for not thinking these lunatics are normal?
Yeah, thanks for the other email that can't accept my new password because it's been past an hour when it hasn't been. They didn't troubleshoot the site?
>>204921182Bro he's married with twin baby monkeys at home. Have some respect for his family.
>>204921148>literal gaynigger pornstar>actual hot bitches>monkeyfreak10/10
>>204921169Autists had the chance to make the first 2 seasons successful and last I checked, they're quote tweeting mothers who just gave birth to newborns and wishing death on them.
>>204921061>>204921098i hope she surprises us like claire
>>204921209NoThe sound sucks, navigating the rooms is a chore, no director cam or POV camYou had 2 test seasons to iron this shit out and this is the worst its been
Easy victory for Luke
>>204921209It would be better if I didn't need to switch cams manually
>Paranoid schizophrenic and autistic black guylikelihood of someone dying this season?
I don't know if I want to be Luke or to be fucked by Luke
>everyone talking at the same time
holy shit theres so many people you cant understand anything they say.
anyone got a restream that hasn't been nuked by sammy?
>>204921221Yes.
>>204919730 THE .M3U DOESNT WORK
>>204921265very high
>>204919908if you meant “he” and 5d he doesn’t stream whole seasons, just a day or two here and there
>everyone talking loudly>burt silently eyeing everyonethis guy is gonna snap
Why they don't be talking to Burt, he's shy.
>>204921247he also has daughters to "take care" of
>>204921268good bait luuul
I'm bored
>>204921148what's B.U.R.T thinking in this moment
>>204921265100%
the goth chick is holding onto a doll like it's her babybro.... she probs dried up and regrets not having a child the way she holds that thing
stare at burt while listening to everyone else its hilarious
>>204921143Kick
>>204921208That's so funny
>La'Ron opens the juice bottle without using a spoon/knife, just fucking niggergrips the top and pulls it offwtf
>>204921202BRAAAAAP
>>204921277they need to give luke permission to start dropping bombs to clear the room
>>204921265it will happen sooner than you expect
>>204921177if jet ever tries to get in-front of these people they'll just laugh in his fucked up baby face
>>204921283there is no m3u for this, it doesn't work that way
>>204921250Trvke
No Chris bartender? This doesn't feel like fishtank no more
>>204919797Most peoples issue is they get wayyyyy too ahead of themselves and just go for fli tricks right off the bat. I always recommend spending your first year getting VERY comfortable with riding your board, to the point where it is a mode of transportation, eventually muscle memory will transform the skate into an extension of your body. I recommend learning to ride comfortably, then balancing manuals, then a shuvit, then ollie.
i left while burt was jerking off how did that end?
>>204921275>>204921277You autistic freaks, this is how normal interactions in the outside go
>>204921209to many conversations can barely tell whats going on. potential is there. but every season starts off good.
>>204921209I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here... One of you is a PILL POPPING CRUST BUSTER
>>204921306Gay niggers are stronger than regular niggers
i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other.
Jet/Sam/Ben you need to seperate some of them into another room. It's impossible to understand what they are saying. Please. Also the Bar Cam lots of people can't see unless they are paying. Kinda lame.
>>204920528i never turned on jimmy
>>204921287he's unironically experiencing autistic overstimulation
>Sneed just taking the bartender chair and not bartendingKICK HIM OFF
>>204921328he came and then shook everyone's hands
>>204921306bruh.... you need a knife to open a juice container?
gurt
>>204921287>One of you will betray me
>>204921298oops no more eggs lol
>>204921283well if you could read you could see it hasn't been updated yet, retard
>>204921097>none of these people could stop me>i'm so fucking horny, i just need to burst>how long can I sit here without talking?>can any of them smell my cum?>if they can do they quietly like it?>I wonder who would suck my cock the best>they sure do talk a lot, who's got time for this shit>are there any rooms without a camera in here?>i need to at least find a corner or something where nobody can see me>i'm so fucking horny, i need to bust in one of these clowns>keep drinking up, that's it lets see who passes out
>>204921275say what you will about the season 2 mdefags but at least i could hear what they were saying
>>204921317from OP > >.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoa
No Jet, you're right, I don't deserve to see what's going on without paying $60.
Burt is drinking? LOL
Jet PLEASE give us Bar cam...
>>204921208jet hit the gas and go to bed baby you're not needed for ftl anymore
burt right now
ALEXIS IMMEDIATELY LOCKED ON LUKE. TRYING TO ROPE IN A GOOD LOOKING GUY TO RAISE HER KID LMAO
>>204921322Chris stepped away from mde mostly to go back to school
>>204921202It's the thigh jiggle after she stops that does it for me
Too much talking going on at once, haven't heard anything that's been said in the past hour
>>204921328He came.He gave his seed to the people.Smart man.
>>204921363just chaser
can't see shit, can't hear shit... bros, this isn't comfy :(
>>204921367KEK
has every season been 6 weeks? i thought it was a month before
binx is such a cutie
>>204921250What?
okay i can't stand the yap anymore im going to play video games
>>204921369A tale as old as time. She immediately abandoned the jeet too kek
literally the worst audio and camera setup they've ever had fuck you jet
>>204921253homelander vibes
kino
>>204921167well she doesn't look human but still would, very exotic
lmfao alex is gonna get shitfaced
There's no way its anything personal, that's schizo shit. I just want to watch the damn show but these dudes are like fucking itt tech graduates.
hey jet. your most valuable watcher here. i'm skipping this season and will just be checking /ftl/ for funny webms.- The Most Valuable Fishtank Watcher
>>204921265why the fuck would you let in a Paranoid Schizophrenic
>>204921367fuck wrong pic kek
BURT IS JUST LOOKING AT EVERYBODY LMAO
normies are great this show is going to get so good
>>204921302I can't find any on there.
>>204921348>>204921374based burt
"famous house" bravo jet
Burt is incredibly uncomfortable. Wonder how long until the paranoid schizophrenia takes over and he pulls a Summer?
>>204921393you actually believed the leaks? lmao
should the black guy be drinking? He just downed pills.
>>204921242Exactly. They have weirdness and abnormalities but (maybe other than Ted) would fit in with a general popular crowd
Alex is fucking hilarious.>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other. i scrolled through all of the free cams and in total you can see 3 halfs of a person and you can hear what sounds like 6 people talking over each other.
>>204921396stars of a 2000's buddy comedy
>>204921396Burt is going to destroy this simpleton's back passage.
>>204921381yeah, bitchtank and bloodgames were shorter
the zesty buck is actually the most boring one by far
>>204921361yes, I understand better than you doI'm telling you it won't work like that
>>204921393They probly tested the cameras with like 4 people talking at a time max. This many people.. with the echos... no fucking way
will it be rape or murder?
>>204921393Season one I could hear everything it was just painful, now I can't tell what anyone's saying.
alex is gonna blackout and bert is gonna spurt in his anus
>>204921370They're losing all the fan favorites
blows the shitty s2 cast out of the water
He already mogged all the other men
This is gonna happen
>>204921412these normies are going to eat jet alive when he tries to fuck with them
how can normies enjoy this?all this loud talking and drinking to make themselves more retarded than they already are I'd want to leave the room immediately
>>204921296He is probably scared. He may rape someone in self defense if he feels threatened enough
NIGGER OP >.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoaBROKEN >>204919730
imagine jimmy but louder, speaks faster, and with a high pitched voice
>>204921298>>204921354i wanna fuck her so bad!she so hot for a 32, got i would breed her so much she would get preggersi want that pussy so fucking bad
>>204921306you just outed yourself as a complete weakling
One of these people will become the most popular fishtank contestant of all time.
>>204921306...that is how everyone opens them anon
am I crazy or is the behind the bar cam gone
Coding bootcamp ass dudes
>>204921435what do you mean? him just sitting there like an aspie while everyone else yaps is fucking KINO
>>204921408jej
>>204921439both, the question is wich one will be first
>>204921268Please stop with the anime crap you lowlifeBroaden your interests...
>>204921448and that will be just as watchable. Either way its going to get good.
>>204921328wiped his cum on the blue hair bpd ewhore's pillow
>>204921439Both and not in that order
>>204921418THESPIAN MASQUES
im manifesting luke and peyton to bang sexual style
>>204921436how so, cant you snatch the stream from the inspect?
>>204921422XDDD MY GUY HECKING LOL
>>204921350burt made gogurt?
>>204921448>normies shit and laugh at Jet>actual hellhouse comeskino
very sexy girl sit in chair very sexy skirt please
>>204921350This season's off to a great start
Kinda sad that Burt has all these degrees and seemingly battles with mental health...and now he's on a show designed to exploit that and potentially ruin future career prospectsNobody will every hire the Black Dom Top after this
>>204921467locked behind season pass
>>204921447How long before Jet can't hold it in any longer and tries to sexpest TTS through the "computer"
>bert be like
WHO SAID THATWHO SAID THEY WOULD FINISH THE BOTTLE
Burt is 100% one of these silent smiling typesm up until he gets 2 drinks in him. Then the reality of his personality comes out. Then the others will see what he's been saying to crew.
>>204921465Luke, Alex or Burt. Easy call on this one
need a quick rundown on this season, i missed the start
>>204921482go outside
I just gave them my (burner) email to post this. Just got off of my shift at amazon. Most of the good cams are paypig blocked?
I wanna beeeeee famous
It may wind up being better content but I’m just generally less interested in seeing some 30+ year old loser theater failures with thunder thighs stomping around being disgusting train wrecks.I want young attractive train wrecks who I can imagine saving with my cock. I don’t even want to touch these girls except maybe Peyton.
>>204921439that is death by brutal fucking. burt is going to gape that bloke
>>204921456and? what do you want me to do about it?
>is nontent in front of you
burt's looking like he might do something crazy...
this booze shit is seriously so fucking lame.. where the ganja at
please anyone other than slyelliot restream for the love of god
>>204921408the template was funnier desu
>>204921393The earlier autistic fish wouldn't talk over each other but normies are just rude
>afro-latina irish puerto rican adoptedholy mutt
>>204921515burt spurted on blue hair bpd ewhore's pillow and shes gonna have aids by tomorrow morning.>>204921482
>>204921481>>204921491This. Meta-hellhouse with staff fumbling around in a panic was always more kino that actual hellhouse.
>>204921497 Bro does porn who cares. He already destroyed his future prospects.
>>204921510Good point. I think he's holding those thoughts and urges in and the alcohol turns him into a violent piece of shit. That's why he has been sober for a long time.
#OTP
>>204921416chris would be a much better host
Chicken Joe from Surf's Up will shortly be arriving to the Famous House.
>>204921510He doesn’t drink I thought ?
>>204921363Schizophrenics drinking is my favourite.
>>204921497burt is a math tutor and that career is already over
>>204921497no future in computer science whatsoever
>>204921534he just needs to jerk off again.
>>204921480You're on an anime site
>>204921491cast will make jet will cry this season screenshot this
>>204921515You are computer.
>>204921113He said he was less than 115 pounds.. unless his bones are hollow there’s a pretty low chance he’s a “man”
>>204921526it honestly just sucks that the cams are even worse than the previous seasons and everything is behind a paywall. it might be good but i genuinely can't watch this
Neptunian
>>204921486noit's using webrtc by default, and if you force m3u, there's a security token which changes on refreshyou can't use a static playlistit won't work
>>204921510he doesn't drink alcohol so everyone's asshole is safe for now
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT YOU LIBTARDED BITCH *PUNCHES HER* PLAP PLAP PLAPI wanna do this to Smack, is this ok?
>>204921524>Most of the good cams are paypig blocked?most? try all. its one reason why people are upset.
>>204921440The issue is they're all fucking yapping instead of round table talking.
They not going to have any challenges or anything to start? s2 they had the plant thing and rice, s1 they had the rice atleast. So far they haven't been told anything afaik
>chad getting all the attention from women
>>204921524Yeah. and you cant hear what they are saying much even if you can see them. they copystiked all the other restreams that were large even texted Scott to stop streaming.Jew Hyden and Jet Scamtune at it again
>afro-Latina and Irishgigamutt.
No challenges tonight?
I can't wait burt rn, he's literally me...
I was in the cheese room
>>204921526> I want young attractive train wrecksYeah its a shame fishtank has never had this but maybe next season
Burt has an ominous aura, I think he will be this seasons Jimmy
>>204921473future "take me back" image
FIX THE AUDIO DESYNC
has he muttered a word yet?
what are their names
>>204921497Burt is here to get more invites to gay orgies
>>204921379lmfao time to pay up or leave
>>204921576>PLAPreddit meme
Paywalling the usable cams is a very Goranian business move. I guess the paypig baiting didn't work. They're hurting for cash.
>>204921566his confessional is gonna be so kino knowing whats coming
>>204921581They're still waiting on more people
>>204921553THIS IS THE SHIP
>>204921553yeah they're gonna fuck
Burt is so interesting, hes a pretty big black guy and a porn start but he's also pretty socially awkward, maybe a bit of the tism what a contrast
>>204921497anons found his porn within like 10 minutes of him being on screen. Don't think he needed any help with that.
nobody CARES about your normie ass nontent machine that said le n word once, bbfags
>>204921569there’s nothing to watch it’s 10 people talking over each other
Bros I cant fucking understand shit between the lag and the clipping this shits unwatchable
>>204921572thats really fucking lame, isnt there a workaround for it somehow
>>204921363Burt
>>204921413Search fishtanklive. It’s the channel name
do any of you faggots have working pirate link
>>204921566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx08wqbAc0AGeorge Droyd...
>>204921569i think they turned the bitrate down (same as previous seasons) while theres so many people watching.
>>204921587anti-white bitch
>>204921576Only if you’re white, BIPOC love white guys
>>204921602https://youtu.be/djrH9GR9xO0?si=sce_QDtr3HyriOJQ
Just tuned into season 3, what did I miss?
I know 3 chicks exactly like Payton. She's 1000% lesbian, sorry bros
All these poorfags tweeting under the fishtank hashtag seething. Maybe if you took those 5 minutes of seething and put in a job application, you wouldn't be poor.
>>204920459I will never give sam hyde moneyget swindled retard
we gotta make iconic moments yall
>>204921624
ICONIC MOMENTS
>gay black stirring up drama
>>204921451Because you're autistic as fuck and it gives you sensory issues and you have to fuck off because it's too overwhelming. Be a part of it, or go sit your ass somewhere and shit your mouth before you get your 'tism all over the place and piss people off.
>WE GOTTA MAKE JONTENT NIGGASThis faggot isn't gonna make top 5. the black Mauro.
production told me to make iconic moments y'all
>>204921594>Burt has an ominous aura, I think he will be this seasons Jimmy Who is going to tardwrangle him?
>>204921644NONTENT
>show is actually unwatchableGood job jet
>>204921610All memes are reddit thoughever.
>>204921633https://kick.com/fishtanklivebest option right now
>>204921629yes
>>204921515Large black man with mental health issues and a porn star background immediately masturbates in bed on entry to the house, he doesn't want to socialise and is telling crew that he's a chameleon-like latent rapist serial killer who doesn't care what people think and he loves thrillers where victims are being stalked and abused. He's currently in quiet stealth mode. Police will likely be called later.
>>204921553i ship this
These contestants aren't that old are they? What are you guys like 19?
>>204921612>They're hurting for cash.No shit you fucking retard
Luke Burt alliance already in motion
>>204921568im just glad he's not an obnoxious asshole, and im glad the first thing out of his mouth wasn't "im trans"hes ok in my book
>>204921622He's got schizophrenia, even more fun
>we need to be making content
>>204921637they talked about how they spent like 80k a month just for season 2 and said they wouldn’t do it again for 2.5/bitchtank.. who knows now
the gay black guy seems to be aware that they're live
the moggening begins W gang
>>204921545who
Should I go to bed it’s 1am
why is burt so shy, i just saw him lick some guy's asshole
>>204921482He didn't have cum on his hands, he masturbated through the sheets and came in his pants
I missing Alex monkey kino because everyone won't shut the fuck up
is this this season's first iconic moment?
>120 dollars a year to just have all cameras viewable for a basic experienceHow do people stomach this shit
>>204921674im sure some autist will figure it out by the end of the week
I NEED to see up Mizzys skirt
>blonde had implants at 20Disgusting
qt
what's this room
>>204921644all very sociable and lots of talking, none of it worth listening to tho
>>204921628You must be new here
THEY'RE COMING
>>204921691they all are. you really think alexis showing her thong to the kitchen cam every 5 minutes is coincidental?
get a job if you want the good cans neets
>>204921709he doesn't do it for pleasure, he does it for the pheromones
>>204921563Shitty excuse 4chan anime freaks use. The formation of the site revolved around anime shit but clearly has interests that branch out...if it were an anime THREAD or BOARD, then fair enough using anime reaction pix...but it's not relevant to /ftl/, it just screams I HAV SPECIAL INTWEST WHICH IS ANIME I MUST SHOW EVWEEWUN
At least one of these knows about fishtank, my moneys on gay black guy
>>204921699you're literally just gonna miss them counting rice
>>204921699this is only the beginning fellow gmt bro
>Luke made a gay joke to Burt
WE HAVE TO MAKE ICONIC MOMENTS GUYS
>>204921713yes
>>204921557>>204921574I wouldn't trust a word he says. Sam and Jet will set it up so that he drinks for fame. Then they'll turn TTS on.
>>204921720Season 1 Cell.
>>204921328OFFICIAL POZZED BY BURT'S CUM STATUS LIST:TOP BUNK PILLOWSSIMBAL'S HANDSMACK'S HANDBINX'S HANDPAYTON'S HANDAT LEAST HALF OF THE KITCHENYARD DUMBELLSYARD KETTLEBELLLUKE VALENTINE FROM BIG BROTHER'S HANDBAR COUNTER AND CHAIRS
>>20492171490% of paypigs are on ssi or disability; they don't value money at all
>>204921713he was just having a power nap
>>204921537they tried that already with bitchtank, it was way more boring. everyone stopped talking and started napping
>>204921714>How do people stomach this shitby not paying and watching restreams 5head
>>204921209honest opinon? shit sucks ass cam lags every minute imagine paying for this
>>204921696>yeah uh the weight lifting stuff. let's put it as far away from the camera as possible.
THEY MAKE MAKE ICONIC MOMENTS HERE OKAY? DON'T YOU GET IT CK? YOU NEED TO GO HOME
anymore contestants expected?
>>204921688i hope she's the next contestant
>>204921675KINO
>>204921723S2 had actual OK acoustics and no lag
>>204921727I want to impregnate this cute little libtard
literally can't see what's happening at all
>>204921568It's not that unreasonable if he's like 5'7" or shorter
>>204920031if it was just the bathroom cams like season 1 it'd be fine, but who in the actual fuck would want to watch the show like this?
>>204921644nigga jerking off
>>204921734anime site
>>204921644a jacked black autistic guy who refers to himself as coach burt, has a dream to have a career in gay porn and being type cast as a serial rapist in major motion pictures jacked off under the covers at 7pm while people walked in and out of the room
>>204921239half these threads are just their production posting shit but you are right. People don't wanna shell out 60 dollars every 6 months for a subpar reality show who's shtick is fucking with the mentally ill.
>>204921727Built for racist white guys
>>204921734Shut up nigger, get raped.
>>204921719im simping for her and mizzy
>>204921727cute smack
is the wheelchair guy thing fake?
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE ONLY ONE SHOT AND RUN OFF? You need to keep fucking drinking...
>>204921759Bro the cameras can zoom in really well
>>204921748Burt making gurt
>>204921644>Gay schizo crust buster porn star bbc bull>Monkey wrangler schizo >WALLED single mom>WALLED chubby goth chick>Self hating incel>Big Brother contestant who got kicked off for slurs>Sk8er girl puerto rican >Fat goblino tranny>Self hating incel sk8er>Hottest girl hasn't said anythingAlso the bbc schizo jerked off an hour after arriving at the houseNow they're drinking
>>204921677zoomers are weirdly obsessed with age. I think being on the cusp of two made-up generations made them fixate on it for some reason
>>204921725NO FUCKING WAY THEY GOT THEM
>>204921789Dude look at the house
>>204921734fake 4channer this is not your home go to reddit
BEER AND A SHOT GETS ME FUCKED UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>204921746PRODUCTION TOLD ME TO MAKE CONTENT
>>204921789hard to know until they stop introducing new contestants
>>204921714A McDonald's cheeseburger costs $20. Just admit you're a tranny that lives on gibs and you want to get full access to cams to dox people's families like you did in S2. No such luck, leech.
>>204921727who is gassing up this ugly nigger loving mutt
>>204921727la monstura chica
>>204921759hes driving pass subscriptions
i've been making iconic moments my whole life
>>204921770have you tried buying a season pass?
>>204921770they literally could have out the camera in the other corner next to everything
>>204921789No it’s Xavier and he’s going to be the last one in. It’s going to be like the British guy from there’s something about mary
>>204921725i dont get this
>>204921677I am yes
>>204921776I think the wiggers perhaps are not as rich as people claim and they are infact money hurting and money grubby. they tried to do this shit with season2 and the attic. we convinced them to make it free they said "the attic was pay by mistake" this time they are just Jewing their Fan base openly
>>204921770buy the season pass
>>204921731I clear six figs. I also have self-respect, though
>>204921448this, it feels very different this time having people who look like actual adults instead of short chronically online retards. I feel like sam is the only one who can wrangle these people. Imagine baby new year jet waddling out trying to do one of his ironic bits and deadpan delivery. They'll laugh at him like the weirdo wigger he is. Its like imagine a college party full of normal people (not people who know what machinegirl and chris chan are), they're all hanging out having a good time and some freak internet brained irony poisoned wigger walks in going "errm based muuch???" they'd be like"who invited this fag? lol" also watch sam and scott curiously avoid doing any boxing/bjj now that there are normal sized adult men in the house
>best moment so far is Burt fapping and Alex talking about his monkeys Any other iconic moments so far?
>>204921113which one is ted?
>>204921553She was sitting on the other side of the bar and moved over to sit next to him. It's happening.
>>204921727Possibly uglier than Meg and Josie
>>204921239greedy kikes
what is the point of the nigga with the cams from bloodgames? is it just for the episodes? i thought the cameras of bloodgames were a test and that they were gonna use them during thisalso>i miss bloodgames
>>204921727she's the cutest one unironically
does luke know burt was jerkin it
>>204921801KINO INBOUND FELLAS WERE EATING GOOD
>>204921715try half an hour after the launchUNLOCK THE CAMS OR I LEAK THE ACCESS SCRIPT JETLOCAL FLOWSTREAMS FOR EVERYONE
>>204921828I can't imagine Xavier going in maskless
>>204921838
>>204921795its insane really. its like those cameras they pretended to have on csi like 20 years ago.
>>204921622>>204921686and somehow the most well educated contestant to ever be on fishtank.truly the most enigmatic fish
do you think sam will do his iconic workout and boxing bit or rice counting bit this season
>>204921840the guy who looks like skinny pete
>>204921727uhh what race is this thing?
luke is getting RAPED first
>>204921830spongebob and george lopez are confirmed special guests for the first night
>>204921834too bad then
please saar, keep it PG13 saar
>>204921835>also watch sam and scott curiously avoid doing any boxing/bjj now that there are normal sized adult men in the houseKek true
>>204921834I make okay money not great but once it goes to $60 that’s just hard to justify
>>204921727 I like her
>>204921864uh based?
>>204921864you're a fag dude your shit doesn't work
>>204921779poopoo
>>204921835Why do Americans think like this? Is their whole worldview based of highschool jock nerd movies?
>>204921795I assume it's AI?
>>204921876la raza cosmica (latina)
>>204921835This is the most substantial post I have seen all day and thank you Anon for making it.
>>204921770OUT OUT OUTI SAID GET OUT
>>204921768what's libtard about her?
>>204921864please be real
shes adorable
>>204921719easily the best girl so far
>>204921677yeah man im 19
is it easy to cancel your subscription? I dont want to get billed 6 months from now after I forget about this show
>>204921864do it! do it now!
>>204921885>yea
>>204921908why would you assume this.
I may simp a little bit
>>204921785Jesus, you fags really love your dime a dozen Japanese cartoons involving little girls dont'cha?
>>204921818Kill yourself Jet
I'm late. What upskirts did I miss?
>>204921869He is not the most well educatedGetting a free ride into and through college because he's a mentally ill nigger doesn't mean he's educated, it means he got a pity diploma so the school can boast about being diverse and get grants from the government
ALEX SNORTING COKE IN VANITY
Luke must be playing a character, r-right?
>>204921799>Fat goblino trannywait who is this?
if you haven't seen it yet, here's burts casting video so he can be typecast as a serial rapisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rznEj_cEtbY
This nigga is on another planet rn
>>204921913her instagram bio is filled with anti-white stuff
>>204921871>normal sized men with testosterone present>sam or scott risking getting moggedlmao absolutely not. sam and scott only bully short japanese kids and autistic frail women
>>204921921NO refunds
>>204921835https://x.com/chimp_mode/status/1850691368798077254sorry no one can handle it, no one gets out alive.
>>204921835you're an online sperg
>>204921937No way
>>204921917now imagine her 10 years younger
>>204921799>Self hating incelActually it's an ftm troon who recently proposed (???)
>>204921934shinji is most educated surely, or at least best educated
>Not a single asian girl so farfucking DROPPED
>>204921913linktr dot ee/rolloutseattle
>>204921864this is the fakest shit i've ever seen kek
>>204921930she has that arianna perez or markysparki phenotype
>>204921921I had no issue with it. I got one for S2 and cancellation was simple.
>Luke making people listen to his nothingburger storiesLol, he's gonna be on everyone's nerves quite splendidly.
>>204921908It's just optical zoom. fishtank fans are braindead
>Jesus, you fags really love your dime a dozen Japanese cartoons involving little girls dont'cha?
>have you ever had any other injuries?>yeah a prolapsed anus
How the fuck does the pajeet have the most confidence of all the guys?
what does Burt stand for again
>>204921770>>204921776hey its their first time setting up cams they have no experience or practice on angles next season they'll nail it
>>204921885>People around him continue talking without pause.>Burt just stares intently.HE'S HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT WITH THESE GOOFY NARCISSISTS
>>204921930I wanna nom on those titties
Was there a "challenge"?Also is there anyone new?
>>204921930i dont like her hair
>>204921921pretty easy yeah. cancel it now lmao. these guys love jewing people over making a quality product. do not give more money.
when will BBC bex appear?
>>204921966Sam didn't want to risk fucking any of them he already did that to trish
>>204921486wes has apparently implemented livepeer cdn jwt control access on the m3us
>>204921566this pic is kino and must be reposted often
>>204921956there's multiple men bigger than Frank this seasonit's actually over for him
why do people keep talking about another show?
>>204921986one too many andrew tate tiktok videos in his feed
Luke has fucking serial killer vibes, the one that methodically chops up and gets rid of the bodies immediately.
>>204921902because for once the cast isnt made up of the kind of people who have played cruelty squad you dumb fucking nigger.
>>204921966simbal is close enough
Luke and Burt
of all the boards i have browsed this one gotta have the most normie take everything at face value no critical thinking retards
>>204921966TSMT
>>204921950he just wants to power nap
>>204921982these young retards think everything is AI that they don't understand
>>204921931Kill yourself redditnigger
>>204921917I need to get her pregnant ASAP.
>>204922018the cheese touch ...
>>204921999sorry bro, she's too busy grinding that coalburner xp
>>204921930She definitely has nogblood
>>204922013big bundy energy
>>204922018someone add cum dripping from the black hand
>>204921946This guy is a real fuckin freak damn
>>204922018erm whos gonna tell luke?
Calling it now: Everyone is going to hate this LaRon guy within a week
React you fat nigger, shut up.
>>204921986he comes from rapetopia
>>204922019i want you
>>204921993No Challenges So FarThey just gave them alcohol and are bonding them so they can fuck with them in the days/weeks aheadlast Two Contestants were Payton (female) and Luke (Male) with the W on his shirt, may be Luke from Big Brother who said the N-Word
>>204921946kek - I can hear the sirens already
>>204921855i mean it's a very low bar lol
>>204921986that's just being a creep
>>204921835Agreed, i can't imagine this group having pee pee poo poo contests
>>204922020jet hit the gas and go to bed baby you're not needed for ftl anymore
>>204921957look at what thread you're in you dumb fucking wigger, i never said I wasnt one of those terminally online retards
When does Josie show up?
>>204921714If you send TTS even 3-4 times per season, the season pass pays for itself. The better question is why you feel entitled to watch hours and hours of a 6-week-long comedy show that employs 4+ crew members more than full-time for free.
>>204921950except actually
When will production reveal themselves and make them do something worthwhile
>>204921930I love that she’s wearing a scrunchie right now
>>204922013Luke is literally the most normal one in the house. You must either be a foid or brown, possible both
>>204922040kekkkk
>>204922013>sees a normal guyguys is this guy giving like freaking serial killer vibes or what? he's like freaking creepy with the way he's making eye contact and talking to people
>>204922011it was called something else in the casting call and it confused all these retards
>>204922011They told them a bunch of other shows that they were cast for and then kept changing it last minute until this one.
>>204922010burt is insecure and out of his mind frank could very easily hassle himeveryone else is a normie and probably wouldn't be able to deal with it at allluke probably won't care/will just think its funny
real stream here
what the FUCK
I wish they brought habibula in as a contestant without telling sam
>>204921930This bitch would turn feral for a BWC
>>204922065hmm mm fucking hips my dear
>>204922020jet you can't even tie your shoes stfu smooth brain
>>204921986Indians commit the most sexual assaults in the world
>>204922013Hi AB
>>204921982He's talking about the auto zoom retard
>tfw she redeemed
>>204922047this season honestly has the least simpable girls so far idk what he's talking about
>>204921987ram ranch
>>204922047 the two least attractive from the girls kek
are we calling them Buke or Lurk
>>204922061I'm entitled when I think they are doing a shit job at reinvesting my dollars in future Seasons.
this luke and bert banter is carrying ngl
>>204922027Awww, baby gonna cry?
>>204922083Frank would pussy out from going at Burt
holy shit check the kitchen cam
>>204922013luke passed nu-BB screening, he's objectively the most normal person there
>>204921946Okay, I've figured it out. Casting Burt into Fishtank is Sam's plan to have another sketch actor in his circle. Expect PGL stories from like a year from now how Burt was so incredibly funny on the set of WP3.
>>204922018bro shit
POLL INCOMINGWHO WILL RAPE FIRST BURT OR JEETCAST YOUR VOTE GUYS
>>204921987black urban ripped trainer
>>204922083>probably wouldn't be able to deal with it at allbut they will, they will just look at him like he's a fat loser and not some epic troll, it will be funny
gaytank
>Schizophrenic gay spotterLuke is fearless.
>>204922086India's least unattractive man
>>204922111Burt would end up giving frank a taste of his own medicine rape
>>204921946lmao
>>204921934He did his BA in Applied Mathematics & Economics at Rutgers He also has an MS in Data Science His GPA was also decent Where'd you go to scbool?
>>204922130Woof
>>204922111OOOOOH, that will be exciting...if it happens, he'll probably say he has covid or some shit and won't turn up
>>204922113>the datea glimpse into the future
>>204921930how can someone like this have such evil political ideals?
>>204921956these people will make that fat faggot cry
>>204919730the whole fishtank thing is weird. sam is weird. something is just off with his whole crew, except nick, charls, and erick. i can't believe zoomers give them money and pay them to ask questions.
>>204922018
they gotta add facial recognition onto the PTZ cams so it can automatically track these guys lol
>>204922130>this white boy is going to get this dick>gonna cuddle him after
>>204922123It would unironically be hilarious if the jeet tried to rape someone before the burt
>>204922149women believe whatever they perceive the majority opinion is
>>204922139If you're not white or asian your credentials are worthless
>>204921965No, the big nig unironically is. Shinji is just a meme major at a UC.
>>204922111Burt beating the shit out of Frank would be the most kino thing imaginable
>>204922161kino
>>204922014Hey man i know higschool was hard but i hope one day you grow out of basing your entire worldview of American Pie movies.
>>204922157Finally, somebody normal! You're bang on but his fans know it and don't care
Luke is getting really closer to coach Burt
who's squealing like a pig?
the BB loser knows how to fill dead air at least
>>204921864this looks real, release the script
>>204922161>>204922018he cant keep getting away with this.
>>204922169If they gave one of the women a challenge to flirt with him he would get touchy.
>>204922139Lolblacks literally get into school with lower grades and pass with lower gradesYou seriously think there is any merit at all to it? Even if he's somewhat smart for a darkie, he is still nowhere near the average White or Asian. You can't overcome genetics
new>>204922187>>204922187>>204922187
>>204922199BB contestants actually study and prepare a strategy for the show
Is Burt the only autistic one?
>>204922183Finally, a faggot tourist! How do you do fellow 4channer?
>>204922176That's not true, anon. It all depends on the field of study and institution. Affirmative Action is also dead now.
>>204922182So many grown adults in this thread have an insane revenge fantasy about "normies" it's weird as fuck you're 30 years old whining about getting teased at lunch
>rape whistle
>is that a rape whistle?
>RAPE WHISTLE
>>204922037Ted played with the corpses, Luke is the other kind, he's the Bay Harbor Butcher.
>>204921966How the FUCK can white women compete with this?
>>204921864stop shit testing production
>>204922197jet on cams refuse to point the camera away from the nigger so idk
>>204922149democrats have been on the correct side of history on every issue
>>204921835>your FIRST CHALLENGE!>you must COUNT the rice!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>"nah, that sounds stupid"
Black Urban Rape Trainer
>>204922231>>204922232>>204922233>he blows it when he's about to rape
>>204922231>>204922233probably needed when he goes to fuck 50 guys at once, what if there's a woman there trying to fuck him?
>>204922229It's been officiallit dead for like a few months and many schools are still doing it unofficially regardless. Never see a black doctor
>>204922176what about the jews?
>>204921312yeah i think thats the reason he is staying off camera this time lol
>>204922254Yeah, like my hero Lester Maddox
>>204922263It's more of a starting pistol
what did i miss, what time did this start? i dont have a premium account...
>>204921849EVERY screenshot from bloodgames looks good, how did they do it
>>204922182I feel like you're some autistic scandinavian guy who has spent the majority of his life inside soldering things or something. my caricature of how normal people react to 4chan people is really not far off. Im happy that you dont have to be around scary normal people tho, enjoy the surstromming and noita i guess
>>204922254especially the transitioning and fucking kids thing
>>204921966>>204922243Anon, that's a man
>>204922303started 6 weeks ago, the show is just ending, burt won
Started 8 hours agoBurt Jerked off in his top bunk on camera under his bed
>>204922230You got teased at lunch? It's okay man, it totally happened to you, it's not one of those epic high school movies you watched, it totally happened man, what did you say? That you were "an epic jock who bullied all the nerds and got all the girls in highschool" and that you "would fuck all the girls in fishtank if you were there"?, wow you go big guy!
>>204922303a black guy jerked off. thats all thats happened
>>204922300fucking kek
>>204921835ok so what? Jet never tried to mog the contestants he just produces the show. You are obsessed with him.
>>204922252jet was told he can't have friendtank so now it's just his own goontank
>>204922323your references to popular indie games get my dick harder than the thought of Burt sucking on a revolver in Frank Hassle’s hand
>>204922329ya priests dont fuck kids more than anyone elseoh and didn't the ceo of of a&f just get accused if sex trafficking? he's a right wing white supremacist
>>204922319When Jet said he wanted a reset, he meant on quality as well.
>>204921917She's a bug that eats dust
>>204921835you can easily tell who was bullied based on the replies to this post
omg im falling in love with the mutt girl
>>204922441fuck off benleaks
>>204922441>b-but other guy does it so it's okay...
>>204922409hey wigger get back to work and quit huffin, you gots free entertainment to provide me with
how long until the wiggers unlock the cams
can’t wait for Frank Hassle to rape the contestants
>>204919861Anyone know why this was said? It seems like I missed something, did someone sperg?
why doesn't the big black one simply eat the others
>>204922566they should tie Burt to a chair and let Frank pistol whip him and stick the barrel up against his gritted teeth n sheeiiit
>>204921306>this weak bitch can't open bottles kek
>>204921306what?
>>204922615Give B.U.R.T a taste of his own medicine
>>204922566You mean when Burt rapes Frank?
>>204921306white people aren’t sending in their best
>>204922566is this the first time we will see Frank get properly mogged? I cant see him getting one over on these contestents.
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