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>I know you saved my life and all but i would rather fuck the guy who has little screen presence
what a cruel bitch
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>>204922999
God it's so true to life it makes me seethe
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Worst movie of this 1989-1998 bunch
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>>204922999
yeah the hot chick should totally marry n fuck the retarded deformed goblin that lives in a tower
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Cast them for the inevitable live action remake
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>>204923654
the way they cast things these days, you won't be able to tell the difference between the three
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>>204923525
Pocahontas and Mulan are worse
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>>204922999
It's a lot more valuable to Quasimodo to be around multiple people who like him instead of just one. And I'm pretty sure she hooked him up in that shit sequel.
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a good deed is its own reward

>But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil.

>“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

>Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.
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>>204922999
esmeralda just thinks he feels too much
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>>204922999
let this be a lesson to you uglies. if you can save a hot girls life, don't because she still won't have sex with you.
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That guy saved Quasimodo's life though
Quasimodo saved Esmerelda, then Esmerelda briefly saved Quasimodo's life and the when she failed due to >woman Phoebus came and saved Quasimodo's life the rest of the way
I think Phoebus earned that gypsy pusy on his face desu
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>>204922999
OH N-
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>>204923654
>Esmerelda - Sydney Sweeney
>Quasimoto - Paul Dano
>Phoebus - Idris Elba
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>>204923055
What? That people don't want to fuck horribly disfigured monster people? Why does that make you seethe?
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>>204925001
Told a co-worker in random conversation a couple of months ago that Esmerelda was the hottest disney princess bar none.

Today she says she's going to the Halloween party as Esmerelda.

Is she giving signals or am I just grasping at straws here?
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Quasi should just go out and cold approach random women.
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>>204925344
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Quasi needs to get a skill, that will totally work!
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>>204925396
Statistically one will say yes.
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>>204925098
>>204923654
Quasimodo is obviously Adam Scott
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>>204925274
A female coworker is talking to you on the weekend? Dude you are in.

>implying this isnt a LARP
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>>204925274
seems like a good chance she is giving signals, but also could've just taken your word on it and wanted to go as her after looking her up
ask if shes going with anyone, if not you should be hitting on her at the party
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>>204923654
Phoebus will 100% be black
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>>204925071
humiliation ritual
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>>204925746
>Phoebus is black
>Twitter flooded by racist Gypsie curses
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The book is better. He dies alone an emaciated trapped with the body of Esmeralda both of them effigies to the turbulent insanity that was gripping Paris. Esmeralda a marker for outside fears and Quasimodo a marker for internal ones. It’s a spiritual indictment against Paris.
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>>204925881
If only the authors could see Paris now.
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why should she fuck a deformed freak?
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>>204925746
Phoebus would only be black if Esmeralda was a blonde blue eyed white woman
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>>204922999
Frollo did nothing wrong
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>>204925177
Because I identify with the horribly disfigured monster.
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>>204923525
Better than pocahontas and mermaid, just under beauty and the beast.
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>>204925177
You sound like a real asshole
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>>204925492
>>204925535
We're in a group text so not exactly in, but I'll go for it fuck it what's the worst that can happen other than crippling embarrassment.

I think it would be cute to go as Phoebus but I have no idea how she would tell I'm him.
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>>204923654
That black bitch from Wicked as Esmeralda.
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>>204923654
A woman willing to go barefoot for esmeralda
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>>204923550
Quasimodo was smart tho
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>>204926358
fuck phobe go as Frollo and have your gypsy.
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>>204923525
>Aladdin is the only movie worth watching from the Disney "Renaissance"
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>>204926358
just chat her up, it'll be pretty easy to tell if she wants you or not within the first 60 seconds
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>>204923654
Maisie Williams
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>>204926567
good advice
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>>204924696
ok christcuck
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>>204922999
The most honest Disney movie
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>>204923753
This is why women are getting raped or robbed by homeless vagrants in trains nowadays and men continue to listen to their airpods or read their book
Congrats
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>>204929363
The homeless don't rape. It's people with money that exploit ie rape women.
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>>204929363
>This is why women are getting raped or robbed by homeless vagrants in trains nowadays and men continue to listen to their airpods or read their book
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It's just reality.
Would you guys fuck a fat ugly woman who looks disease-ridden? Some guys might, but I'm going to be honest and say I wouldn't.
Honestly I wouldn't even fuck 10s without getting to know them first or knowing they had good hygiene and were STD free. I'm also autistic.
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>>204922999
>the guy who has little screen presence
They should've gave Phoebus a singing scene
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>>204929696
>I'm also autistic.
Well then you don't need to worry about fucking any 10s.
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>>204922999
If a woman who was as deformed as the hunchback threw herself at you, you would not hit it. So the bitch is in the clear. You can't owe a freak sex. Maybe a hug, or a peck on the cheek.
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>>204929696
You don't control who you love. Shitbreeds and students give women ratings. Because they have no courage nor individuality. For actual humans it could be anyone. I like to think there is someone for everyone. Eugenics would eliminate love. Love typically isn't easy, nor arranged by others. It's why when you have it everything else shouldn't matter. Stay together.
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>>204922999
>>204923753
>be hunchback chud
>do nothing to improve your life
>no lifting
>no reading books or formal education
>no improving your diet
>keep tolling that lil bell like a retard
>be surprised when gypsy Stacy chooses Chad Thundercock
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>Beata Maria
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>>204924863
>you should only save someone's life if they'll fuck you afterwards
...why are incels like this?
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>>204930390
>HE MADE THE DEVIL SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAN
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>>204930521
tell us why should you risk your life for others if not for the chance to create morel life?
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When the apocalypse happens whether it’s WW3, zombies, who knows what else I won’t go around killing people like some maniac, I’ll just troll them by not helping
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>>204923654
Peter Dinklage
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>>204930678
who knows us men do dumb shit in dangerous situations when fight or flight hits, sometimes you charge towards danger and certain death for no discernible reason other times you flee like a woman would instinctively and live another day
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>>204922999
If you want stone killers, you need to give them pussy, and by pussy I mean societal lattitude to do whatever they want. Men kill for riches and status, warm holes are a side effect of murdering all resistance in the vicinity. If you don't like it, that's too bad, it can't be changed.
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>>204930521
>>204930678
A better answer obviously would've been the fact that no woman would ever save an ugly incel's life.
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Let her burn
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>>204923753
It has literally been since the beginning of time that women will take advantage of men for their own gain
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>>204931046
>pretending to be le epic survival of the fittest mongol warrior when all your life you've been eating chips and fast food and jacking off in front of a screen
This shit's always good for a laugh.
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>>204923654
With how they want to genderswap all the heroes I'd cast Quasimodo as Zendaya. She was born for/as this
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>>204922999
A good lesson to children. A woman will always go for the more beautiful man, no matter what you do for her.
>>204923525
I haven't watched any of these in full since I was a kid in the 90s but from memory:
1. Beauty and the Beast
2. The Lion King
3. The Little Mermaid
4. Aladdin
5. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
6. Pocahontas
7. Hercules
8. Mulan
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>>204931206
>everyone on the internet is a fat/ twig,ugly, depressed, alcoholic, druggie that goons to anime furry porn like me
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>>204930390
>anon is a righteous man...
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>>204931206
In the age of the firearm you don’t need to be Hercules to survive
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>>204931299
Not everyone, no, but you are, yes. You aren't going to fool anyone posting on /tv/, kek. No one on here is a tough guy. The thought is laughable.
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>>204931394
>I'm not a loser because I have a gun
Yeah that worked out for Elliot, no one thinks he's a loser now.
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>>204922999
Still better to help when you can than to jeopardize on purpose.
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>>204931450
>shoots you

How do you respond without sounding mad
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>>204931551
Oh look, the incel is threatening to shoot people again. No one saw that coming.
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>>204931635
>without sounding mad
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>Aheila-Atim cast as Esmeralda in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame live action
https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/sheila-atim-the-woman-king
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>>204931724
>gets so upset he threatens to shoot people on 4chan but I'm the mad one
Okay lil guy.
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>>204931915
i am so tired of the fucking kikes
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>>204931915
*sigh*
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>>204925274
yes, she wants to fugg
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>>204922999
It's okay, he gets a blind chick later.
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>>204926177
racemixing
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>>204930172
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>204923525
Lion King > Aladdin > Hercules > Pocahontas >Mulan > Beauty and the Beast > Hunchback > Little Mermaid
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>>204923654
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>>204925071
>framing and lighting imply that Quasimodo is looking at them from far away in the shadows
>he's actually 3 feet from them and they don't give a single fuck about him watching
this will always be funny
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>>204933541
Why doesn't he just lift?
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>>204923525
Beauty and The Beast has the least forgettable songs and lacks any interest after getting to the mansion and seeing the beast.
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>>204933663
He scared the weights off.
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>>204932016
That's an actionable threat so I understand your fear.
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>>204933671
Meant most forgettable songs
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>>204922999
At least quasimodo got a girlfriend in the direct to video sequel nobody liked
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>>204925071
>>204933630
That shot showing Quasi standing 3 feet away while his waifu makes out with the dude would go so hard in a Kingdom Hearts game with Donald and Goofy standing beside him with their blank stares.
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>>204922999
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>>204925424
Quasi just needs to work on himself! But he also just needs to be himself! He's perfect the way he is! His disability is beautiful! But not enough to pull any girls, not even poor slutty gypsies.
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>>204933755
This was quasimodo consolation prize in the sequel
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>>204925071
Complete humiliation. Why is 90s Disney like this?
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>>204933702
Oh noez, did you backtrace my ip??
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Why didn't Frollo just rape Esmeralda?
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>>204925071
I'm surprised they didn't finish the classic shot of a small cum-puddle-of-NTR-shame on the ground. Everything about that scene is right out of an NTR hentai
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>>204933841
He died in a hole alone, unloved, and betrayed by everyone he knew.
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>>204924696
>Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward
Fuckin ay
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>>204933832
He needs to set actionable goals for himself and work on his hygiene. Trim his hair and put on a nice shirt and any girl would fall for him. Not the girl giving him such advice, though, but surely some OTHER girl out there will. Just absolutely not the woman who is telling him how to be attractive to women, of course, for reasons of which she would refuse to explain.
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>>204934080
True. All it takes is a haircut, a couple years at the gym, and a 6 or 7 figure salary and he'll land a girlfriend in no time!
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>>204925071
>47 uninterrupted seconds
brutal
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>>204925071
>>204933841

Disgusting.
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>>204925071
How hard was his pp? Do you think he ever masturbated in shame while watching them do the sex?
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>>204933841
This sequel was crazy shit. A woman won't even look at an ugly guy UNLESS he's a rich daddy.
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lol
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>>204928787
Don't forget to dilate before bed, troon!
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>>204925071
We need to go back.
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>>204922999
I've met women with the same condition as me. In fact, one girl had it real bad. Guess what? All of them had normie partners. As for me, I've never had a girlfriend in my life. The concept of a femcel is laughable.
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>>204926301
Get back to ringing that bell
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>>204934859
>*sound of tic tacks jiggling*
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>>204925071
>mfw an aryan price falls victim to the gypsy's tricks
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>>204934704
This proves that women are more shallow than men. If women weren't shallow, you would've had a gf by now.
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>>204925177
I'm the monster
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>>204934704
What condition
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>>204931047
This
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>>204925071
Boomers really didn’t die from cringe drawing this?
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>>204933954
he just like me fr
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>>204933767
>That's nuts!
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>>204932110
underrated
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>>204933841
this was damagecontrol by disney trying to stop the rise of suicides caused by their depraved idea to make an insanely blackpilled movie about the chudback of nohoes dame. what the fuck were they thinking with that shit
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>>204933541
How does he shave so well?
One of those electric razors?
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>>204934936
yep
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>>204932110
kek
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>>204929905
He had a duet with Esmeralda called In a Place of Miracles that ended up being cut.
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>>204930249
He was jacked as fuck and capable of tearing chains out of stone, are you retarded?
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>>204934704
What condition? Asperger's? Makes sense, men are supposed to take care of women. Women don't have to be competent. They just need to lay down and let a guy fuck them/raise kids. The bar is way, way lower.
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>>204923525
Pocahontas is dogshit
At least Hunchback had kino animation thanks to James Baxter
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>>204923973
>>204926274
>>204935405
This. Just a year ago I marathoned all the Disney Renaissance cartoons and I almost fell asleep on Pocahontas. Even such shit as Anastasia was better than Pocahontas.
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>>204925071
LMAOOOO
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>>204933841

That movie also has him spend most of it being the baby sitter for Esmeraldas kid.
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>>204925071
this shit blackpilled me as a kid
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>>204925274
Unless she's a racially ambiguous brownoid, report her to HR for cultural appropriation

>>204925881
Isn't implied that he fucks her corpse before letting himself die?
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>>204925071
>I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough
>'Cause here we are back where we were before
>Seems nothin' ever changes, we're back to being strangers
>Wondering if we ought to stay or head on out the door
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>>204932110
zing
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>>204935114
Honestly the younger unattractive/autistic boys learn this lesson the easier it will be.
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>>204923525
Aladdin and lion kang are only good ones of the bunch
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I'm glad I saw this movie as a kid. funny part is I didn't believe people could be that cruel and now I am the king of fools HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>204923525
Bull, it's the third best of that lot after Aladdin and Lion King
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>>204937541
true
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>>204931239
Zendaya is way too thin.
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>>204922999
Very true to life.
You can be the most amazing dude.
You can save her life.
You can be genuinely interested in her hobbies and personality.
You can be the most supportive.
You can actually be interesting yourself and offer a lot as a person.

But if you're ugly all of that will not matter. You will simply not be loved.
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>>204932110
Heh. You're alright anon.
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what a cringe thread can't wait to milk this for precious content because people are my toys.
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>>204935396
Nah, physical deformity. I can still fuck and shit. Like I said, one girl I met was a severe case. Like, you need surgery immediately severe. But she still had a perfectly normal bf. Meanwhile I'm foreveralone despite all my improover bs.
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>>204923654
>Esmerelda - Zendaya
>Quasimoto - Tom Holland
>Phoebus - Alan Ritchson
>Frollo - Willem Dafoe
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>>204934902
>Aryan prince
>With that nose
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>>204938046
roman nose you swine
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>>204925071
That's why I'm gay.
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>>204930390
>Beata Debra
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>>204925881
Also Phoebus just wants to fuck and dump Esmeralda, and she chooses him instead of Quasimodo while knowing it AND in jail waiting to be executed.
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>>204938114
>romans are aryan
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>>204938440
>smartest shitskin
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>>204922999
This is an important life lesson that all white knights should learn.
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>>204938471
Shouldn't you be in your lab trying to transmute lead into gold?
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>>204923654
esmeralda would probably need to be an actual roma otherwise it would be gypsyface (or just cast a nigger, that overrides everything)
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>>204923654
Could they even make this film nowadays with all the racist undertones? I fell like Disney is too afraid for those themes nowadays
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>>204925071
Modern Disney would absolutely include this scene, but swap skin colors between Esmeralda and Phoebus
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>>204923973
Fuck you, Mulan is kino.
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Imagine how powerless woman would be if make up never existed.
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>>204934902
Esmeralda is not a biological Gypsy, she got orphaned and the Gyppos snatched her.
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>>204934572
CAMMY NOOOOOOO
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Three women showed interest in me this year and they all had cold sores (herpes)
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>>204923550
She could give him a blowie and a ride, fucking whore.
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>>204938879
then why is she brown??
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>>204930678
>morel life
I love mushrooms
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>>204923654 #
Now that Agatha All Along has opened the floodgates for female nudity in Disney/MCU properties this could be the first Disney remake aimed at an older audience and have Esmeralda shown nude to get Frollo all ramped up for his Hellfire song. In view of that this should be the cast:

Esmeralda - Awkwafina
Quazimodo - Alex Brooker
Frollo - Hugh Grant
Phoebus - Robert Downey Jr
Clopin - Jim Carrey
The Gargoles -Steve Martin, Martin Short, Miriam Margoles
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>>204923525
Crazy that there was a time that Disney could release not one, not two, not three, but 8 kinos back to back. Now they can't even manage to release one DECENT movie let alone kino.
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>>204923654
Jonah Hill as Quasimodo
That french interview girl as Esmeralda
Brad Pitt Phoebus
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Why is this guy considered bad in the cartoon? He did everything right. Esmeralda is literally a whore and she jumped on his lap. The gypsies are literally trash and killed and robbed people.
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>>204938879
>>204938970
That's from the book. In the book Esmeralda is white and was swapped with Quasimodo as a child. Then Esmeralda's mom left Quasimodo at the church.

In the Disney movie both are gypsy-born, and the gypsies don't do child-swapping. Frollo's first impulse is to drown baby Quasimodo until a priest guilts him into raising him.
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>>204922999
Quasimodo and Frollo were both bad for her in different ways.
>Quasimodo saw her as a literal angel and treated her like one
>Frollo saw her as a demon who was tempting him
Phoebus is the only one who treated her like a normal person.
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>>204938675
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>>204939100
Anon, he sang his heart out on how much he wanted to molest her.
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>>204939243
In other words 'we have to butcher the story to make it work for modern Disney suits but even we know how that simply wouldn't work so we'll wait till we figure it out so we can continue milking money out of ALL of our old classics'

Same reason they haven't touched Pocahontas yet
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>>204924696
Thank you, Rabbi Yeshua.
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>>204931915
>the couldn even hire a gypsy
And i thought Gypsies love that Social justice Bs.
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>>204925274
You are Quasimodo here, m8.
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>>204923550
>the retarded deformed goblin that lives in a tower
Replace this with "mom's basement" and it describes 99% of this board's user base
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>>204926358
you have a car lil timmy?
if you have one, offer to pick her up
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>>204939657
And? She's a whore.
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>>204924696
based
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you cant expect woman to be a vending machine that accepts good deeds and gives out sex. that said she could've popped a tiity for him or something
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>>204925071
this scene goes on for so long, I even started to feel something uncomfortable about it....
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>>204939813
When you save her several times, she should reciprocate.
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>>204925071
asg
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>>204923654
>live action remake
>with moments like these
Just never
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>>204939813
theyre vending machines but instead of rewarding good behavior they reward you for being hot
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>>204934572
It amaze me the propellers never hit her.
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>>204925071
He should have killed the church AND the gypsies & co
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>>204922999
just like real life
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>>204925071
last time i tried cheer people up with the fact that he gets a gf in the sequel they bitched at me about the canonicy of the book even thou we were talking about the movie. anyhow demoralization post
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>>204938215
>i get my ass pounded because of a kid's cartoon
u huh
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>>204939161
yeah but also Phoebus was the only one that looked hot
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>>204937641
brootal trvkkke
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>>204939086
yoooooooo
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You chuds always criticize women but what if you were in Esmeralda's place and a deformed woman and a sexy Stacy fall in love with you, who would you choose? Be honest
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>>204940095
if any man suddenly became a women, he would take 100 dicks in a day immediately
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>>204940095
I'd ghost them or outright tell them I'm thankful but not interested if she shows obvious interest in me.
Dragging them on and befriending someone who sees you romantically is some evil shit and all women do this. Literally just have the decency to fuck them off.
t. ghosted a fatty from tinder the other day
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>>204940095
I would let the ugly girl suck my dick thats for sure
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>>204940049
Plenty of women simp for frollo
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Is it over for him ? What if he looksmaxxed
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>>204940095
Men have a higher diversity of interests when it comes to the sizes and shapes of potential partners, men are more likely to be ok with a fat girl than a woman being ok with a fat guy, at least that's what online dating data all point towards
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>>204940174
yeah but storywise he is not canonically attractive duh
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>>204925071
KEKAROOOOOO
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>>204940174
Are they self-inserting themselves into Esmeralda?
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>>204940253
>>204925071
YABA DABA DABA DOO
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>>204924696
>just give away everything for nothing you'll totally be rewarded in the afterlife bros
The idea of doing good things for its own sake is fake and gay. If he wanted to do good for others for its own sake, he wouldn't write about it in the first place
By writing about it he signals that he is superior to these "fake" people, that he is better than them, so he is still not practicing what he preaches because what is being preached is fundamentally impossible
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>>204925071
Bejitabros, our thoughts?
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>>204940019
I sound like that too but irl.
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>>204940226
bullshit, being fat is not a game ender for men, if you are fat as a woman your chances of getting someone good looking are 0, now hight on the other hand....
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>>204940049
bullshit
JUST
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>>204940095
I would dick them both desu and would settle down with whichever is less anoying to be around with and has an ok body
The deformed women could have an ok body, depends on how exactly she is deformed
The stacy could be absolutely smoking hot but a total nagger/whiner
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>>204939100
>abuse of authority
>manipulates people into killing each other for 16yo gypsy pussy
>causes a riot
>literally kills a woman and tries to kill quasimodo at the start
Nah, he's just a mustache twirling evil corrupt official who also failed at everything.
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>>204940219
There's always rape, he's supposed to be strong at least.
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>>204923525
It served its' purpouse as a gateway to hugo's kino period writing.
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>>204933841
she's blind
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>>204922999
That's the way the cookie crumbles. Read "Whatever" by Michel Houellebecq.
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>>204923654
Jordan Peterson for Frollo
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>>204940366
i get you husbandofag frollo i like him too but I am talking about the movie not your fantasies
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>>204942076
honestly a kino casting
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>>204925274
>MONTHS AGO
>signals
Hello quasimodo, how's it going bud
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>>204924696
Based as fuck. This isn’t religious only either Stoicism has similar teachings. Just don’t be a cuck.
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>>204922999
I only watched the disney movie and the french musical, is the hunchback deaf in the original works?I always thought that would be interesting since he's always around the huge bells, one more thing separating him from everyone else
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>>204923973
mulan is the goat, the fuck you on
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The Mind of Elliot Rodger: The Thread
And no she has no obligation to tell you to fuck off just beacuse she knows you, like other men, are into her; that is rude. If she wants you, she'll let you know and it will be blatantly obvious. Harder to catch if no other one has shown interest before before, but obvious soon enough.
The whole becoming her friend thing is entirely on you, and to be frank, weird. I have hardly had any female friends, and they were all a result of circumstances putting us in frequent contact. And women that want you don't make friends with you first, they either get you or they go away with a broken heart. Well, occassionally 1 comes around that gets extremely pissed or extremely upset.
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>>204922999
Just like real life
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Couldn't she at least have rewarded him with pity sex? For literally saving her life? Just one night, that's all.
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>>204940235

>he is not canonically attractive

He's not conventionally attractive. That would go to characters like Beast in his human form. Women are likely drawn to various factors of Frollo too, not just how he looks. His power, his wealth, his demeanor, his voice, being an older debonair man, how dangerous he is and his burning desire for that sex-pot woman with her huge tits, etc. Girls who want to get lusted after and sniffed on by Frollo and so-on, no doubt self insert hard into Esmeralda and you end up with art like this: >>204940261

I see a lot of gay anons get excited for overweight dad Pete in The Goofy Movie threads too and he's definitely not conventionally attractive, so it isn't just limited to women either
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>>204926477
He really wasn't, he had retard strength and a good heart
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>>204925071
brvtal blackpill
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>>204944157
He was deaf in the Wishbone version.
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>>204939703
Is that a man or a woman
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>>204944681
She's not a whore, sex is not a commodity. It's the most private thing there is, would taint her image of herself forever.
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>>204945026
>Sex is not a commodity
Oh sweet summer child.
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>>204945026
So why did she fuck some chad she knew for 5 minutes?
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>I saved your life, therefore you should have sex with me
These are not heroic virtues.
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>>204924696
Kill yourself, jew worshipper.
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>>204945415
Erm love at first sight?
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>>204923525
Pleb
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>>204929696
your not getting with a 10 anon. ho ho ho hoho
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>>204925177
Based. Uggos don’t have souls.
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>>204923550
She could at least beat his meat, you know? Just as a way of saying thank you for saving my life.
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>>204931915
As an aryan, i have no problem casting brownie and black women. I know there are pretty ones out there. So why do they always go for the most monstrous looking actors? They should know sex sells right? No sense in pleasing a small angry mob.
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>>204924696
>a good deed is its own reward
Wrong. You do good because you don't want to end up in Hell.
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>>204943676
Shit like this has no affect on me anymore because I know that it's only fleeting as women are fickle bitches.
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>>204925274
yeah that's a painfully obvious signal
go cosplay as Quasimodo and hit on her dude
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>>204924696
Extremely Talmudic post.
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>>204945415
Attraction. The same way we are attracted to pretty women, falling for the most beautiful ones on sight.
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>>204945560
*hacks you into pieces*
You were saying?
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>>204947087
That's literally the opposite of what the talmud says, buddy.
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>>204945661
>believing in souls
hello schizo
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>>204939753
there's something about brown girls with blue eyes that causes major neuron activation in me
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>>204948046
>*tips fedora*
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>>204948076
hazel works too
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>>204923525
Hercules and Tarzan had the best music, hands down.
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>>204923525
but enough about mulan
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>>204925071
Love from Kazakhstan
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>>204946803
>t.
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>>204922999
LMFAOO he deserved it for being a ugly incel
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>>204938968
>Either fuck a random dude you are not married to or you are a whore
?
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>>204948659
Incels are actually like that. Women are all whores unless they have no-strings-attached sex with them personally. It's called mental illness.
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>>204948144
Phill Colins did amazing with the Tarzan soundtracks. My personal favorite is "Son of Man". He goes so hard with the vocal hatmonies. It's soo good.
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>>204948742
>Incels are bad, because *cartoonish demonizing generalization*
C'mon now
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>>204948882
You're talking to a terminally online crazy person.
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>>204922999
This movie is amazing. It shows kids if you are an ugly fuck you aren't going to be chosen
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>>204935114
>blackpilled movie
>entire city loves and celebrates Quasimodo by the end
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>>204925274
nah don't do anything. You'll fuck it up
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>>204925071
I feel like everyone in this thread is forgetting that Esmeralda actually likes Quasimodo and genuinely helps him out multiple times.
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>>204926358
>going as Phoebus
>when you don't even have a guaranteed date set up

Seems kind of presumptuous and a little desperate.
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>>204949056
>friendzoned
Oh no... that's even worse... he'll be orbiting his oneitis for a decade, and she won't have enough balls to cut him off and let him live his life.
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>>204948882
That's literally what the other anon said though, and is a common sentiment.

>>204948916
>NO U
Powerful.
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>>204949212
See >>204944467
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>>204949255
>That's literally what the other anon said though, and is a common sentiment.
One or two autists are not representative of the whole demographic
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>>204949290
I'm friends with a guy who wasted half a decade chasing his oneitis. It caused him an enormous amount of distress, and finally landed him in a psychiatric hospital. And the horrid bitch, who had all the power in that "relationship" and was aware that he had strong feelings for her, strung him along, instead of doing the responsible thing and cutting him off. Stop justifying horrid immoral behavior.
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>>204949331
>One or two
Could you possibly be more disingenuous? There would be at least 10 even if we only counted the shooters and terrorists.
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>>204942076
I would watch this.
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I love Quasimodo, quasi was segregated to perform labor in the clocktower, just as incels should be forced into labor camps to perform hard labor to better themselves. First we should impose a tax on incels until they have consensual penis in vagina sex. If they can't then after 5 years they'll be sent to an internment camp and forced to undergo chemical castration.
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>>204949564
Oh yeah, intentionally letting them on by showing interest briefly, that's evil.
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>>204949671
why would they need to be castrated if they're already not having sex?
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>>204949566
>Could you possibly be more disingenuous?
That expression wasn't meant to be literal. It meant to express that a small handful of spergs you encounter online aren't a representative sample of the incel demographic. How many incels do you come across that aren't misogynistic? You don't know, because they don't announce themselves. How many misogynist comments do you come across that don't come from incels? Probably plenty. Some of the most misogynist people are extremely successful with women.
>There would be at least 10 even if we only counted the shooters and terrorists.
There has been one confirmed incel mass killer (the Isla Vista one). The Toronto van attacker faked being an incel to stir shit up, and the judge said as much during his final sentencing.
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>>204949840
>intentionally letting them on by showing interest briefly
That's not what happened. They were good friends, he expressed his feelings to her, she rejected him, and then despite being aware that he was extremely distressed by being close to her and not being able to date her, she kept him on a leash and didn't cut him off. That's evil. Stop absolving women of responsibility.
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>>204949847
Because their sick urges make them a threat to society.
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>>204923525
It has the best songs. Everyone knows Hellfire but Bells of Notre Dame was legitimate kino.
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>>204950049
that's on him though, who the fuck gets distressed by that, what a faggot.
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>>204950054
sick urges such as?
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>>204950257
>It's alright for mentally unwell people to get taken advantage of, as long as it's women doing it to men
kys simp
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>>204922999
checked
know your place simp
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>>204950315
Giving women the ick with their creepy in El behavior
>>204950375
Well he should've gotten help then, because his behavior and reaction isn't normal, see above.
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>>204950471
you're an evil person, i pity you
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>>204950471
>Well he should've gotten help then, because his behavior and reaction isn't normal, see above.
Stop deflecting. You're absolving the horrid bitch of responsibility. Kys you fucking simp. The world is the way it is because of people like you.
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>>204922999
Not even the best hunchback character in media.
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>>204922999
This is the fate of most of the losers in this thread. You do not deserve to breed, therefore you will not :)
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>>204950543
he was lovely
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>>204942076
>Quasimodo, and that's the bloody thing abut 'modo.. y'see, it all started in the summer of 1482
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You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
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>>204950530
How the hell is it evil to want to protect women from creeps like Elliot Roger?
>>204950538
You're absolving him from any responsibility, he's the one in the wrong here, suffering from terminal simpitis.
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>>204950543
For me it's the little dudes from Castlevania
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>>204933841
Blind ?
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>>204934936
Zamn
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>>204948981
He was friendzoned by every woman in Paris.
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>>204931275
>ranking hercules that low
Too many women on this board
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>>204950734
>You're absolving him from any responsibility, he's the one in the wrong here, suffering from terminal simpitis.
She was the one with all the power in that relationship. He was too emotionally compromised. It was on her to do the right thing. But she didn't. And it progressed to him falling very mentally ill and becoming hospitalized for half a year, which is what finally cured him from oneitis. And you're the simp faggot here, for saying that the bitch with hands on his buttons dindu nuffin.
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>>204950049
>distressed by being close to her and not being able to date her
He can just go away? Lol, is she supposed to push him away from her for his sake too? I don't know how you can even think that unless you don't have any experience in love and romance.
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>>204950049
>distressed by being close to her and not being able to date her
He can just go away? Lol, is she supposed to have an extremely awkward conversation to push him away from her for his sake too? I don't know how you can even think that unless you don't have any experience in love and romance.
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>>204951318
You faggots will say shit like this, but the moment a guy fuckzones a woman, he's the bad guy. And it's purely because you evaluate male and female behavior by different standards.
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>>204923525
>Hunchback
>worse than Pocahontas

lol
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>>204951439
>fuckzones
Fuck and dump when a proper relationship was expected by the women? Yeah. The I women in these situations are upset terribly, their self-worth takes a major hit; where a (rare) guy in such a situation would be a bit hurt but rationalize it (correctly) that the girl was in the wrong, had issues,etc. women are a lot more hormonal and emotional. They start finding faults in themselves, physically and mentally. It's a terrible thing to do.
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>>204951068
Incels should be sent to gulags or chemically castrated to protect them from their own retardation.
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>>204951736
If not that, then they feel degraded, used, etc.
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>>204922999
Before this thread archives, i'm just gonna day that Frollo did nothing wrong
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>>204951736
If we're going by the effects of stringing someone along, then by friend landed in a psychiatric hospital. But apparently that's not enough for you simp faggots. You disgusting creatures are the reason women get pussy passes for the most horrid behavior. Kys immediately.
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>>204926358
If you think it would be “cute” you’re fucking gay
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>>204951889
In >>204950049 ,you said
>she kept him on a leash
What did she do exactly? Were these two in a shared friend group or co-workers?
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>>204952015
They met online through hobbies and then irl. They didn't have a shared friend group or worked together.
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>>204952272
Kek he should've roped, what a loser.
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>>204952015
How did she hold him on a leash then? She just kept talking and doing activities with him?
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At least Quasi had a heart of gold, incels are ugly and have a heart of shit.
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>>204922999
Checked



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