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Payton will be in the final 3. Screencap this.
NIGGER
Sam should chastise Alex for saying the N word.
>standing right in front of the camera>can't understand a word anyone is saying
>blesses your thread
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729991358827248.webm
>tension forming>anons getting mad over itlmao
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
Stay strong Smaackheads, this will pass.
When does Letty show up
The good angles being paywalled sucks ass btw JET
hellhouse
>1 (one) word is all it takes for the normtank to breakNo word should have this much power over humans
THE AUDIO AND ECHO IS FUCKING HORRIBLE I CANNOT HEAR SHIT FIX THIS SHIT NOW JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE AUDIO AND ECHO IS FUCKING HORRIBLE I CANNOT HEAR SHIT FIX THIS SHIT NOW JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE AUDIO AND ECHO IS FUCKING HORRIBLE I CANNOT HEAR SHIT FIX THIS SHIT NOW JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE AUDIO AND ECHO IS FUCKING HORRIBLE I CANNOT HEAR SHIT FIX THIS SHIT NOW JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>one of the contestants is talking about the show?>on day one?>when you already tried to do something like this on season 2?>and that backfired?>and you said everyone will be clueless this season?>the blue hair girl might know because of her stream chat?>and we did zero marketing because we didn't want them to find out?>i think me and you need to have a little talk jet
>>204931481She will literally quit this week. First out for sure.
Jet you need to hold a seminar on why it's not cool to say Nigger infront of a "afro-latinx"
She's going to freak the fuck out when she finds out the creator of this show donated 5k to the Daily Stormer.
>>204931454Chemo
Reminder that Sam Hyde got legitimate brain damage from his boxing phase and it's why he is now completely detached from his ethics, morals and professional standards. It's literally why he started asking for content ideas while simultaneously trying to influence "art guys". He's fully cognizant of the decline itself and I think he's actually chosen to lean into it? At some point during these head trauma episodes he must have lost his educated nuance and become insecure about being too much of a film school nepo-baby.Now he works with the Legion of Skanks which is a network of sleezy bisexual greaseballs. It's actually kind of sad.
Ironic how the blue-haired one doesn't care about "nigga"
Literally the irl version of this comic
jet neptune dies today
Alex has convinced himself that he didn't even say it.
>>204931428I can imagine top 4, but she'll lose a rigged competition to keep her out of the final 3
TRISH LIVE WATCHING S3 UNTIL JET TELLS HER TO SHUT IT DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8cCRszAEk
Puma tank top guy talks like Steve-OI guess his name is alex
check this out
>i think jeremy's cuteHOW
Simping for Tayleigh for fake chud shit was cringe, but simping for a BLM SJW? Where the fuck do you tourists come from?
>>204931481I can ruin her world with 6 letters
why does mizzy keep talking about how she's attracted to jeremy
>goth bitch wants sams dicknice
He adopted two monkeys.He can say it.
>>204931482She crashed out unfortunately.
does alex really think none of this has been recorded and we aren't watching it unfold live right now? holy shit
>>204931481She’s being a content queen already it’s great
>mizzy still horny for sam
>>204931509>he is now completely detached from his ethics, morals and professional standards.>now lmao
>>204931494Peyton is built for aggressive 2v1 lesbian domination
>spends 20 minutes justifying why he is allowed to say nigga>switches up and just decides he didn't actually say itLove this retard and his weird body
>>204931489>Smaacks lipsDid you just say da n-wurd?! I a afro-latina! Go to bed!
>>204931481afro latinx
>Alex single handedly keeping kino alive deep into the nightJon 2 confirmed
TYBSmacksimps are Tayleighsimps, same people.
>>204931536
>activation emails hours later>still get the same message Did I just get banned from watching a fucking show made by Sam Hyde?
no more alcohol for alex until hell house. hes getting to rowdy for famous house
>sup nigga
Is Burt jerking it again?
>>204931523lol fuck ben is so funny
>>204931537Based Jimmy revisionism tactic
>>204931509What have you done with your life keyboard warrior
>>204931523WHEN THE DARKNESS COMES
How many loads will Burt blow in response to the N word situation.
blacks love this guy
warming up to this alex ventura guy ngl
>>204931549>Still seething about Tay in S3
>>204931526cry me a river bitch kek
It's the great cast but I can't help but feel it's going to implode very soon.
>>204931523So sick
What the fuck is smack doing rubbing her clam on the countertop?
>>204931472thank you
I COMMAND THEE, KNEEL!
>>204931477A few hours ago some anon was saying how they wouldnt have anything to argue about because they were all normies
I need a woman
Alex and Burt are definitely burning out immediately, then all we have is the big brother guy burning everyone else slowly out until the most desperate for clout is left
Alex is gonna be the unviolent version of Jimmy we deserved. Kino aplenty coming up
>>204931481>>204931546>afro latinxthis is what comes up when i google afro latinx, i don't see the resemblance
smaackbros... rawtists won again...
>>204931585she's eating a lot...
>>204931537What mode is this?
>c4 striked for the 3rd timeFuck bros. At this point I may have to drop the n word
Racism isn't a replacement for not having a personality btw
alex convincing himself that he didn't say it is so fucking funny holy shit
>>204931481adopted and your parents dont love you
ALEX SAYING NIGGER DOESNT MATTER. RIGHT BEFORE HE SAID THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FISHTANK.ALEXKNOWSABOUTFISHTANKJET FAILED...AGAIN...
>trish calling smack a libtardlmfao
>>204931552letty is trad
Alex is getting too kino and it's only Day 1. Time for him to get kicked Day 3, per the rules of Fishtank
BURT IS GOONING AGAIN
>>204931592he has a much more positive vibe, he seems to love his life and hasn't talked about being raped by mormons even once
>Mizzy eating EVEN more shitholy hell, her ass is going to be room sized by the end of the show
>Pull the video back up.>You fucking LIAR.>You fucking BITCH.>On my fucking life I didn't say it.lol he said it though
what does this do anyways?
>It seems you're a nigger. I don't really like niggers all that much.
>>204931481>>204931533Tayniggers fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e61cxZtPe2IAlex's theme
>>204931597well she's fat. so
Does anyone have actual footage of the n word drop? Can't find it anywhere
>>204931585i resisted simping ever since this started. I think sam and jet finally got me...
>>204931616based as usual
>>204931546did she actually say she's afro-latinx. why is it always the 90% white ones who claim this.
>>204931581>its a very diverse cast, and i know they did that on purposeBased chud alex b
>>204931605you won’t
>>204931454luke is literally a chad version of me. reminds me of my dad.
>>204931615he had potential but I wouldn't mind if he gets kicked first.
>>204931616/ourgirl/ is the best brosGet her to fucking arbys right now
>>204931627more “participation” like clans that means nothing
>>204931627it's come up for challenges before and they'll talk to fihs about it
What time is it at the house rn
Bert really gonna just sleep and jerk off for this entire thing
>>204931627Makes /ftl/ argue
>>204931643yes she literally said that
>>204931616Trish Delish the most based Fish
>>204931481I don't really care, all girls are NPCs and "nigga" being automatically bad if a white person says it is an NPC opinion
>>204931637listen to alex, it doesn't exist apparently
i cant believe alex based called smack a fucking nigger to her face. alex bentura should be kicked out for this
IT'S BERKIN TIME
>>204931537Taken from the playbook of Jimmy
>>204931523will ben drop the fag act too when tts drops?
>>204931615No he doesn't you speedwatcher. Their first application was responded to by the email Fishtank Admin, he doesn't know what fishtank is outside of that.
>>204931627Jet rigs challenges towards endorsed people
>>204931610Neither is whining about words like a retarded hall monitor, nigger
>>204931616they'd probably get along in person.
God bless Alex he’s carrying this night. Like Ted said he’s the strongest competition they have.
>>204931627swallow
ALEX KNOWS ABOUT FISHTANK
need alexis and mezzy to make fun of me while taking turns sitting on my face and making me lick their shoes
>>204931662Morugebros have evolved
>>204931678Buck broken by a word.
i can feel alex getting closer to dropping a real nigger
>>204931674I was listening when she freaked out and thought I missed it, but maybe it actually didn’t happen kek
>>204931573it always does
>>204931639
>the only actual black person is in bed jerking off for the 5th time in the past 4 hours and ignoring it
>>204931662The Nifty strat...perfected
>oh here's the libtardgod i love trish
>>204931696smaack w
damiel is a tranny now, how goranian
>>204931685>t. jet
>>204931662A unique twist to the "do nothing" strat
>>204931621Stroke 3
Alex gonna HEEM that bitch Smack
my hair is a little wavy which means I'm basically black.
I pray the audio is fixed tomorrow
>>204931696This bitch looks WHITEA shame on her nigger family
>>204931716lmao
alex is what tucker should have been
If you don't find this body type perfect, you are a pedophile
Trish is a blessing. I would be lucky to find a girl like her.
trish also thinks mizzy knows about the show
This nigga alex is getting zesty
>>204931685then why did he bring it up several times and nobody wanted to engage with it? he just said “the last show” was “in the woods” a little bit ago
>>204931722why does this look like a screen shot from the breakfast club
>>204931449could be a good bit
>>204931697proof?
>>204931610>carries around a skateboard she can’t use to cope with being a weird synthetic race
APPRECIATE ALL THE ALEXES OF THE WORLD AND HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS BECAUSE OF THEIR EXISTENCE SAY THANK YOU ALEX
Alex spent the last 20 minutes justifying saying the N word and now hes going to spend the next 20 denying that he said iteven Burt would think this nigga is crazy
>>204931719
>>204931696She's trying so hard to make herself look more black lol
Wonder what Sam will say to Smaack when she gets eliminated
>>204931716Its moments like this that makes me love fishtank. I put up with so much bullshit from jet for pure retard kino and shitposts like this
>>204931526Twitter and KF
alex is losing his shit and nobody is listening
>>204931749i could 100% see these two starting a cult in a complex somewhere
>Alex managed to convince himself that he didn't say itJimmy would be proud
how do pajeets do it?
THIS NIGGA ALEX HAVING THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FIRST DAY IN FISHTANK HISTORY
>still seething about being called a racistHe's not getting over this for a while is he
>>204931726It makes no sense. if he knew what it was why would he have been dropping it when he was sober in front of everyone. Some of them probably know, Alex most definitely does not. He thinks its like fucking Jersey Shore and they are all supposed to be friends.
>>204931747thas a man
Luke needs to stop jimfacing the cam, they're gonna realize it's live
>>204931747looks like a man
>>204931549retarded takewhy would chud tayleigh fans like libtard Smaack???
>>204931748did she ever get her kid back?
>>204931762kek
>>204931757He literally said said "fishtank" and asked other contestents if they were "fish"
When will we get a markypost in the tank
>>204931747it's okay, not perfect (claire's is perfect)
Bert needs to perform his standing backflip abilities.
>>204931722Make them AI kiss
>>204931742claiming to be afro-latino is a new grift for white latinos who went to college and have a half black cousin
>>204931732he's working himself up into a frothing righteous anger by convincing himself that he never said anything and she's a lying BITCH
>>204931783>alex offended by being called a racist over saying nigga>dumb bitch is offended over the use of the wordLmaoThis is brilliant
>>204931796i.... believe you..
SMACK IS GETTING PUT ON BLAST
>>204931777Gay best friend energy
>>204931525A tale as old as time. All the femcels on Reddit and Twitter seemingly want to jump Sam’s bones too despite him looking more and more mutantlike
>>204931790Figure it out you empty headed nigger lover.
>>204931752The first fake show they were casting for was "Last Man Stranding" and he said it sounded like something that would be in the woods. No one else wants top engage with it because only he and blue hair got the email from Fishtank admin and blue hair probably does actually know.
>alex's redneck accent intensifies when he's stressedlmao
>>204931696She wishes she were as black as Shadi
>>204931523https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730092924554712.webm
>>204931796>so.. do you guys really thing this will be called celebrity house? really? i’m sure it will end up something else..
>>204931799
>>204931747could stand to gain weight
What does he do?
>>204931610it IS funny thoughbeit
>>204931712you have to fuck a woman of her stature to understand
Laughing so hard at Alex gaslighting himself into thinking he never said nigger is making me laugh so hard I'm in tears.
I wish I had half the energy alex has
>preemptively mogs your show 7 years in advance
>>204931696she's a qt and i like her idgaf if she's a libtardhowever alex is great and can't get kicked first, he's the content king
>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I GIVE TO THE ZOO KEK
based smaack sent alex into a spiral
>>204931799whatever happened after this
>NOT ONLY DO I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU>NOT ONLY CAN I WHOOP YOU>NOT ONLY AM I RICHER>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I GIVE TO THE GODDAMN ZOO?alex fucking mogs
>>204931742She looks sickRace wise she looks fucked up
>>204931777I seriously want to do disgusting things to Binx.
>>204931837 Be Cole but Mexican
>>204931799I need to know sams reaction to this
Lol
>>204931716You already forgot about The Prince La'ron?
Alex drank a little too much. He has all the best qualities of so many fish.Retard stories like jimmyCant pace his drinking like tjJon's iq and "investing"Cole's sunglasses
>>204931823>top secret casting>email is admin@fishtank.live
>>204931837he's the godfather with braids
>>204931537He was the only S3 fish I liked post Nigga era he's now my fave.
>>204931837he's the straight man
Alex is allowed to say nigga because he donates to the zoothat might be the most based thing ive ever heard?
>>204931850Dumb ESL nigger.
Jet I finally got here. Can you come pick me up?
>>204931494Idk what it is but this looks like Big Brother not FishTank
>>204931855hey you can't post that!
Really funny, because this is identical to the first ever controversy on the first season of The Real World, only the black person is a woman and a modern day libtard whose parents named her after a breakfast cereal. It's kino as fuck.
>>204931799nick dresses like a faggot and im tired of pretending he doesnt
Is she really only 19?
Did Smaackleigh quit? Where the fuck is she?
white knights in chat made trish stop streaming the show
>>204931872I think it is
>>204931868My nigga
>>204931708it definitely did lol
>>204931679photoshop burts face onto this and make his left arm smaller
>>204931861our black kween!
Alex is going to drunk fight Luke
>>204931855Why?
>>204931855doing things for your bf is trad
>>204931887she was drinking
>>204931855Kek
>>204931799What, for the third time?
Alex reminds me of my brother when he's drunk, makes me really want to punch him
>>204931820How is he a nigger lover?
drunk people like alex are absolutely fucking insufferable to be around
>>204931855Her labia are disappointingly bland.
"Alex is not racist. He donates to the zoo."
>>204931889Hallway bathroom
>>204931494The Besties Alliance
>>204931769Her name is foreshadowing
>>204931866>>204931823Wait didnt someone on twitter say they did this months ago? They said alex shultz did the interview too
>>204931855ILLEGAL ILLEGAL CEASE NOW!!
My estimation of Alex has plummeted over the last 45 minutes of this shit.
Anyone think alex is not actually drunk and is just playing up for drama? He literally said he was gonna stir shit in the confessional
>>204931905her 2 discord bfs?
Normtank is 40 minutes of justifying saying nigga
>>204931889hallway bathroom. She's taking her contacts out and shitting.
>>204931900She's so bubbly and happy, no wonder 4chan hates her
>>204931872"I donate to monkeys so I should be able to use their words" Why did Alex say this?
>>204931872It can't be denied.
>>204931888>the mini gunt
Alex should bring his laser collection.
HEYNO RACISM!
whos restreaming
>>204931921That's drunk people in general, unless you're drunk yourself.
>>204931855the sheer amount of hair
>>204931799I missed this, how did he react?
>>204931855this isnt what i think it is is it
>>204931684No. Ben actually came out of the closest post Blood Games and we couldn't be happier
If these bitches can’t even handle the N word what’s gonna happen when this green NIGGER is destroying the house?
ALEX IS NOT RACISTFAKE NEWS
>>204931811Just wait until Burt finds out...... he will be mad for sure.........or not
>>204931862We need him to cool Alex off
>>204931880fun fact revenge porn is actually not a crime in the legal sense
>>204931861no black woman has ever moved her hips this poorly
>>204931905doing drugs with your wigger bf isn't trad
>>204931779You mean B.E.R.T. ?
Alex literally owns a couple monkeys, how the fuck can he be racist????
Admit itShe would mog these normies.
>>204931933just one
>>204931900Princess. Would go to a BLM protest with in order to make her feel special and appreciated
>>204931900she looks like a traveller
>>204931951Carl collab when?
>>204931837he is the guy who dies first in movies
>>204931953>just pay the $60 man
>>204931963Hi jezza
>>204931932No, because he wasn't the one that started it
>>204931948Didn't he get diagnosed with a chronic illness or something
no more alcohol for alex the next two weeks this is obnoxious and unsustainable for 6 weeks.
>He spelled out n i g g aBUNCHA SOFT ASS N I G G E R S ON THIS TV SHOW
>>204931932I saw him take several shots. When my tolerance goes down I can get pretty good around there. He also said he’s been up since 2am yesterday
>>204931900Built for my 8 inch BWC
>>204931981Is that tayleigh?I want to hit her with a hammer
>>204931982too bad the cameras suck and the audio sucks and the website sucks and the layout sucks
>>204931940INSANE that he started talk-crying in the middle of this when he realized how bad it sounded to garner more sympathy
>>204931982he said this during S2 and then the fan reveal happenedhe needs to not say this
>>204931971It is though
>>204931861Trish is more black than her
>>204931948this guy makes the best sstuff on youtube
Trying to make Alex say it again LOLWarming up to this jeet ngl.....
>>204931998>Paying $60 for no autocamNGMI
>>204931872 Who said this?
Is Jeet trying to bait out nigga again?
>>204931965No Sharks give us Goblins
>>204931963Hey jezzaPathetic loser.
can someone post the nigger clip with the reaction included? tried to watch the clips off fishtank.live but the website sucks ASS
How did he convince himself of such a lie to the point that he's demanding to see the evidence that he didn't say it????
LA TINKS
>>204931855disgusting
>>204932007I payed 60 dollars to watch these race riotersJet I kneel
>>204931981Tayleigh is a mega loser that jobbed to Frank, TJ, Cole, Q, and fucking Jon. Alex would BTFO of her easily.
>>204931982He can't help himself can he?>saving this when it eventually falls apart
>32 and can't figure out how to turn a fucking light offthis is who you're simping for
>>204931982Better than s2 thats for sure. Only mizzy outright bothers me
There's a pretty important election coming up. Did any of you guys vote for your state-provided Claire gf yet?
>>204932027He thinks Alex can get eliminated by being racist lol
>>204932032Pure KINO
>>204932023Devan Costa looking motherfucka
did Jeremy groom Letty from omegle?
How long before Ben has a one on one and tells him it is not ok to say "nigga"?
>>204932026Alex himself said it during his drunk rambling
>>204931971yes it is lmao
im optimistic about the cast.it really is just missing the tts sucks that tonight the congregation is on the shitty open area with uncomfortable chairs
The main reason I'm watching is to get a lot of screenshots from the girls's socks, preferably the soles.
>>204932029she's not gonna fuck you bro
>white guy says nigga>black guy and indian literally don't care>white girl gets mad>storms off to bed>white guy still mad and talking shit
>it's gonna be on tvlolThese faggots have no idea what's coming for them
i can't believe the mixed-race girl who grew up in seattle is offended by a white guy saying nigga
>>204932032I think he’s differentiating “nigga” and “nigger”
jezza wept
>>204931610i disagree completely
>>204932002his liver is failing but his doctors have no clue as to why
>>204932027>>204932023kinda based
>>204931965We need the green one, Jet I know you’re reading this give us the green man
Will you apologize?
>>204931982Invoking the S2 curse once again.Well, we all know what happens now.
>>204932020lmao we had it good
>>204931981methleigh got mogged by jon BLAH BLAH BLAHing her lmao
>>204932050sweet princess whats wrong?
alex is gettiing too drunk, someone is going to steal his candy
>>204931481everyone in this thread is fake as fuckshe's mid but she def wouldn't ever look at you twice if you think she's over-reacting, like you're not the one finding a woman unattractive because she got mad at words you thought were fine (every woman does this)
I like alex and smaack
>>204932023He thinks that will get him kicked off the show. Normies are such pussies
Hourly reminder that revenge porn is not actually a crime with established legal court precedent and that 4chan jannies are kikes
>>204931951world of tshirts is confirmed as a freeloader
>>204932084i'm a little surprised he got such a clueless cast
>>204932055yeah thats why she reacted the way she did when mia said she met her bf on chat roulette
>>204932021hes reddit
>>204932084
Man this would be so much better if they were FUCKING CLOSE TO THE CAMERAS AND MICS JET YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>204932089shes weird
>>204931887what do you think?
>>204931981i want to see alex tardmog tayleigh
Endorse Payton even though this looks like a completely different person.
>>204932052kek
>>204931550what was said that got the reaction at the end here?
>>204932069the indian was literally scheming with the afro latina against him lmao wtf are you talking about
>>204932089She needs me...
>>204932123Hi Mike
>>204932065Tts shouldnt on the first day, maybe a couple days more. Let them get comfortable
>>204931900She only plays a black on TV
>>204932051I January 6th for she
Even this drunk, Alex B sees through Luke and Simbal's schemesA powerful man
AWAB (Alex Was Always Based)
>>204932109ted troopers holding
>>204932098Then how did Jeremy get indicted in court for nonconsensual dissemination of private sex images?
>>204931965goblin would be so much better than the sharks desu
>>204931956That's no where near as hairy as it could be.
jet you're such a faggot. let simbal bait him into saying it.
>>204932075does all this nigger do is cry?
>>204932084no because the layout of the cameras is fucking terrible and having half the cameras paywalled is unforgivable
>>204932125super inaudible, but one of the fish had a weird reaction to the gay black guy (not Burt)
Did Alex say Nigger? In his confessional video he was worried about misgendering someone
Anyone have pics of the girls getting changed? Any new pics?The re streams that allowed me to look in their rooms got taken down
>>204932123you and me are her only endorsements, just us against the world
This whole controversy reminds me of the most goated moment by Nickhttps://x.com/raymo_g/status/1800673881365401610
>was at a bar Halloween party last night>Said nigger>All the boys cackled>None of the girls would talk to me afterKinda makes me wish the girls would've reacted like this. It'd have been more fun.
>>204932125he was just running around like a maniac
You can also look at all of the fishtank girls' leaked porn with a simple google search
>>204932095Alex is content. Smaack is cute.
>>204932116audio quality is better but the acoustics of the house are worse than s1 so it's somehow more inaudible
>>204932140i love that he's got girly filters on all of his photos
>>204932098That's good l, but it's still a blue board.
>The BITCH>Doesn't remember her namelmao I love this dude so much
I could tell this guy would have Jon-like reactions towards small amounts of alcohol
>>204932153he's from the south and he's drunk, yes he did.
>>204931885they both look like they just clicked random on their wardrobe
Alex is about to fight a nigga
>>204932140who is the titcow
>>204931407don't insult a southern man's family
Burt is jacking off again
>>204931872Monkeys love him
BURT IS JERKING IT AGAIN
>>204932023i think he will be a good strategist/snake contestant
>>204932153Just nigga
Ape out Alex go chimp mode
BURT'S GOING AGAIN>DOES THIS MAN EVER SYNCOPE?
alex is gonna get himself voted off at this rate
>>204931509Other people made Sam's decent ideas great. boxing didn't fuck his head up, years of steroid use, minor statutory rape, & smoking cigars has drained him of any drive to better himself as a person
Alex is gonna spend another 2 hours talking about this
>>204932140This nigga is too funny looking
>>204932160Mogged that Dilbert ass looking nigga.
I don't know if I'd rather fuck payton or smaack
Just realized Alex is now 100% getting voted off unless Jet somehow rigs it
ALEX IS CRASHING OUT FR
He can't be stopped!
>alex still putting smaack on blast
THE B WORD LMAO
>>204932156lmao he'd never say nigger outside of his house
>>204932160the others are too dumb to even notice obvious cameras
>the B wordcome on
Holy shit I did not expect the drama to start this early lmao
>>204931965They should let Mike and Frank Hassle loose in the house at the same time
The b-word
This is getting kinda cringe ngl
>>204932134hopefully we get more eyecandy though.the girls aren't repulsive and theres plenty.s1 was practically just fuckin googly eyed letty and autistic girls2 even the best lookin people were temporary like bliccy. and even then the 70s clothes dragged them down a bunch. trish is nothing without a ton of make up.
>>204932205immunity from candy
>>204932205the challenge is designed to be rigged, so long as alex has candy that sam can say is his favorite he'll be in the top 3.
>>204932147Yes just like most fags in here desu.
>calling women the b word in front of me is really rudelmao alex is getting all the millenial heat tonight
>>204932201who tf is this
>>204932183his bbw wife
anyone have goth girls instas?
One bad TTS slipping through will end this entire show.
>no one really cared>alex gets mad and talks himself into a cornerbeautiful retard. reminds me of jon.
>>204932219it's a gay show
>>204932174>you're over here calling her the B wordOmg i fucking hate these fags so much
>>204932207homie is just puffing out dust at this point
>>204932084i hope burt kills this greedy little faggot. the cameras are terrible and i will never pay sam
>>204931923"I'm not racist, I have family that are monkeys"
>>204931633what are you gonna do about it?taytriots rise upbtw is it true she sold her cooch for 50 bucks?
>>204932196there are no rules for who leaves and who stays it is completely arbitrary and random
is ted gay or just effeminate
Can we give Alex a weapon or at least allow him to rape the other contestants?
>>204932201she looks like that rw grifter girl that got famous for saying nigga
>I WANT TO TELL STORY SAAR
Why is the 32 year old playing with the doll
>>204932245no goth girls here sir. just normie whores with a different coat of paint.
>>204932244wait is that not a different woman lmao
>you can’t call women that
don't schizos hear voices? I'm kinda worried about how burt is going to react to TTS
>ian and alex linking upkino?
>>204932205did you see how much candy he had?
>>204932164Lmao
>>204932260sam told them the first elimination is them voting someone off
>>204932240I thought zoomers were the ones like this? Why is my generation such giga faggots?
The sad part is that they probably will vote to kick Alex out if they get the chance. He's the only one they have static over right now
>>204932183emphasis on cow
It’s so surreal to me that Luke is here for this specific argument
>>204932173Then they should delete everyone's nudes every time they're posted and not just the disgusting whore that they take kike cock up the ass for, nigger
>>204932261Sexuality is a spectrum
>>204932239its you! you're the crying guy!
>>204932255he took BCAAs and a ZMA before bed
>>204932275not well
>>204932237He definitely isn't in the top 3
>>204932244looks like dog the bounty hunters wife
>The n ward>The soft a>The b wordIs the tank cooked, chat?
she wants to be josie so bad
>>204932275Jet has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with a stealth tts
>>204932285> sam told themincredible dude, you're so gullible you should be on the show
>>204932288I really doubt the vote thing is real
>>204932291neptunian
>>204932250>no oneTwo of the women and the jeet talked shit about him as soon as they left
>>204932291Pretty based timeline.
>>204932244>#bodypositivity on a pic with his wifeKEK
>>204932137Very poorly articulated, but I would do that for her as well.
How long before Alex becomes the next Jimmy? 1 hour?
>>204932253I can't wait for Sam to drop an N bomb in front of these people
>>204932275>don't schizos hear voices?some do some don't
>>204932291the fact that he knows that it doesn't even matter is so funny
>>204932291is he from big brother or something?
>>204932303Burt needs to rape someone to awaken them
Alex is Jon and Jimmy put into one human being.
>>204932247someone is going to have a really creative tts that doxes someone and its all over
>>204932292get help jezza
>>204932212https://x.com/wrong_speak/status/1677795356078120961
>>204931509You end sentences with question marks. Are you butt stuff curious, or have you already been penetrated? Was it everything you thought it would be?
>>204932323Hoarderman and Monkey Man
>>204932275not necessarily. i had a genuine schizo cellmate and i don't think he really had audio hallucinations. just ridiculous delusions. i'm sure they do, but that's not like the defining characteristic
>>204932308ambiguous production voice TTS without the fart now and then would be funny
>>204931633womp womp
for real what the fuck is going on with burt
>>204932291synchronicity
>>204932319if they really cared they wouldn't have sat at the table next to him, they'd have stormed off just like smack.
The cast is fucking awful.Season 1 and 2 cast was losers with nothing to lose, almost all of them needing meds. They were internet weirdos.These people here for season 3 are average Big Brother freaks. Yeah, they're ''crazy'' but in not a single entertaining way.>oh dude this one has orgies!>bro this guy owns shares in tesla>bro what the heckerinos this guy worked part-time as a life guardNone of this translates into interesting content. All of these people have something to lose so they don't do anything that could cost them their job.The people of the first two seasons would risk making themselves unemployable to impress internet losers. Season 3 people think they're on Jersey Shore and want to launch their music career.This sucks.
Burt is playing with his dick like a fidget toy.
BURT IS BUSTIN AGAIN
>>204932324SameIt's gonna be fucking glorious
fuck, i have to go to sleep. having a kob sucks donkey dick
really really really really need bliccy to show up unannounced as a freeloader and tell these normies that she was reaped
burt is jerking it again bros
>>204932207why the fuck doesn't he just touch himself under the covers?
>>204932312telling them to vote and turning them all against him but keeping him could be kino
Just so you all know while you're watching the Great N-word Debate, Bert is currently jorking it. Alex voice is very much audible from the room
>Mizzy comes in and pulls a chair up next to Luke>Ian leaves and she walks over and sits next to him againholy shit she is so horny
It's shocking to be reminded of how pussified Millennial norms are
burt I'm begging you put down your dick
>burt is still jacking off
This niggas been beating his shmeat for hours now
this nigga can't stop crankin
>>204932354>They were internet weirdos*internet kids
>>204932303King of white trash and a bunch of liberals what do we expect
orbs + burt gooning in b3
>>204932244all women in the south are ugly
>>204932084reminder any good moments are in spite of jet not because of him
>>204931512>someone had to create their own fantasy world to be the self-insert "hero" of the comic who defeats the enemies (that he himself made) with something he was saying for fun when he was a literal child, that he never grew out ofAlso the goblin would be the methhead obese latina fucking double monkey owning drunk fool in this comparison
gn ftl. need to have a life tomorrow. good first day.
He’s drunk. Why are they taking him so seriously? They should help him go to bed instead of reason with a drunk guy
This dude really thinks he didn’t say it fucking kek
I hated the Jeet because I'm racist and now it's also because he's a lil brown snake.
>>204932306all e girl attention whores want a loyal paypig army. thats why theres at least one in every fishtank season
Who the fuck masturbates without skin contact?
Make sure to watch Alex tonight, I feel like he might actually kill someone
maybe they shouldn't have went with the softest liberal faggots they could find
>>204932330Yes, and he got kicked off for saying nigga
>>204932306She's better than Josie. She's white.
>>204932383this pic makes me die laughing every time
they need to put up a bert jorkin counter in the top left corner of the screen
Alex is straight up mogging and dominating the conversations.
>Ted only talks to girls>got offended by nigga>cleaning up the house while everyone talks>keeps changing his outfitis this a FTM tranny?
wonder if someone will come up and tell burt about the camera
>>204932287millennials are way heck in worse, zoomers are more degenerate thoughbeit, look up EVILGIANE FT XAVIERSOBASED AND NETTSPEND - 40 for a glimpse at the zoomer schoolbus crunk shota kkkulture desu
>>204932391Theyre retarded
kill this fucking faggot nigger holy shit
>>204932306The endearing tard with a fucked up fetish has won both seasons. She’s the chosen one
>>204932268>>204932245but anywayhttps://www.instagram.com/lifeismizzyhttps://www.instagram.com/binxbasilisk/
>>204932268ok well what are the blue hair, black hair girls instagrams/socials? they are hot
>>204932354TRVTHNVKE
>>204932204marry smack. fuck peyton. kill mizzy
>>204932354im here for burt and alex
>>204932333the perfect fish
>>204932377We truly are a generation of coddled fucking faggots. It's embarrassing.
>>204932396burt
>stream unwatchable>watch a restream>go to sleep>wake up to check what happened while I was sleeping>''This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Sam Hyde''King kikeImagine if they had a watchable stream where you could catch up with what is happening from their sitebro, mind blown
I heard of psych patients who compulsively masturbate a lot and I think burt is one of them.
>>204932354dude season 1 and 2 were really boring shut the fuck up lol
this is going to turn into rapetank by the end of the first week
How old are the blue haired lady and quadroon woman?
>>204931685Cope. Could these retards really not be bothered to create a new email? It would take all of 5 seconds to Google the name and figure out exactly what yhe show is.
>He's more machine than man>Able to masturbate several times an hour with cold robotic efficiency
>>204932396pros that have been to the psych ward a few times
BURT JORKING
Do these people actually not know they're on Fishtank? Weren't there legal reasons why S2 contestants had to be told?
happy drunk btw
>>204932419i need claire
I hate everyone one of these fags but Alex and Luke.
Alex is about to KILL a nigga
>>204932417thanks bro
>>204932330Yes he was on season 25 and got kicked for saying he n-word on live feeds. Now he’s sitting watching drama on fishtank over somebody else saying it. Pure Neptunian.
>>204932391He dropped the n word and the b word. You can’t do that. You just can’t
>>204932399Everyone in the right wing sphere knows Sam Hyde
>>204932377>>204932424its zoomers too. like everybody under the age of 40 is so fucked.
at this rate one of these times Burts going to forget where he is (more) and start yankin it standing and in doggy and stuff.
>>204932287i think only a subset of autistic zoomers. as a millenial, i will admit that most of this woke shit is my generation's fault
I need to sleep but that fomo is destroying me
>>204932275>don't schizos hear voices?really depends. I have a Canadian friend who's schizo and for him it's like false memories. He thinks stuff has happened to him and literally isn't able to discern these false from real memories, no matter how implausible they seem.He once told me that he said the n word in a gas station, then several civilians confronted him and shamed him into getting a vasectomy which he did get only hours later None of this happened of course and his mind is constantly full of fake and real memories and he's unable to tell then apart.sounds horrible 2bh
>>204932400lolDo the other contestants know?I bet they do.(conversations are inaudible)
>>204932450Kinda same desu
GOOOOOO BERT
>normie cast>spends first night saying/arguing about the n-wordDo they even try?
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
man i want to hear jet laugh his ass off as he watches a gay nigga jack off
>>204932392 No shit retard he’s drunk
Maybe Burt has to jerk off to each individual Fish in order to feel comfortable around them
Alex is the new jonyou literally can't win an argument against this dude
Whoever writes the pop-ups needs to be castrated for being hopelessly unfunny.
Do I go to class tmrw or do I watch chemo
The only other fanbase that complains this much and still sticks around is Apex Legends. See you next season!
>>204932467>fomoyou're not going to miss anything, a good amount of the fish are already in bed and it's just alex drunk arguing with people
>>204932293maybe at your house
>>204932485i want to see burt jerking off with other people sleeping in the room
can someone intervene on burts self love sesh? This is getting out of hand
>Alex: if someone said that about you, that you said that word?>Luke: Yeah I would be a little pissed.PTSD
man burt's really going at it now
BURT STILL GO(ON)ING
it's crazy to me people think arguing with drunk people has any purpose
>burt's jerkin it AGAINHow many nuts does this guy have in him? He's doin like one an hour at this rate.
>>204932419Listening to people I dont know argue in circles while people talk about a black guy jerking off. This post resonates with me. I need to give up on this show
Luke is 100% a plant or he would be thinking this is all a skit to fuck with him
>>204932480I like that he went back to calling her a bitch in front of Mizzie.
a gay nigga jacking off 4 times is the peak of comedy to jet. he already thinks this is the best season
>>204932468sounds like he's having visions of the future
>>204932444no. jet was retarded and thought casting fans and telling them that they were the imposter was a good idea.
>>204932238Lol damn ur right. Hilarious
>spider bite>itchy spider bite
>>204932478Yeah it’s hilarious you retard don’t sperg out on me
I love true believer sjw sweeties so much bros. they're fucking adorable
If I said the N word and someone got mad I would just say fuck you and move on instead of act like a bitch about it for 2 hours
>>204932494More like in his hand
>edging in b3Kino
Why are my favorite fish always so unpopular?
ITS A GAY SHOW
>>204932439kek
sorry saar but at the end the indian gets the goth threesome
>>204932486he needs a lotion delivery fishtoy
Hpw do they know its $50,000?
>jacks it three times in one day
>>204931616Trish let Sam cut her hair off as a sadistic kink for him & now Jet doesn't even answer her calls/texts yeah Trish is the winner between the 2.
I know it smell CRAZY in B3
>>204932486Bro for sure has worms.
>>204932505I think somebody pointed out that Luke's instagram has Jet on follow
>>204932505we figured that out hours ago lol
>>204932495lmao
>>20493249341 more days. plenty of time to watch gay masturbation
Alex and Luke are best buds now.
>>204932505He definitely knows who Sam is and has a deal cut out
>>204932201Hyperborean
the audio sucks so fucking bad
>>204932363it helps knowing that some of the fish are sleeping
>>204932484it's part of the show, retard
>>204932528they just added him to the site less than an hour ago most people don't even know he's on there
Burt gonna sleep and Jerk his way through Season 3.Neptunian
payten update
>this dumb bitch is going to need to pay her manager if she winsHoly shit bros
>>204932450 Ian seems ok
>>204932505Jet interviewed him after he got kicked off BB. He’s the closest thing to a plant this season.
>>204932528he just got put on there. endorsing now
>>204932534That's a low number over a day desu
This woman has to pay her manager for being on Fishtank.
>>204932545luke has just been trolling him the whole time
Alex is too real and doomed, dogpile incoming
>>204932493we'll get it before ya know it
when tts is on there is just going to be tts blaring in his ear about jacking off
>>204932559goodnight boutinebabe
How do you even fuck with these people without them all leaving immediately?
>Sexsomnia is a type of sleep disorder known as a parasomnia. You may experience sensations and behaviors while asleep, falling asleep or even waking up with parasomnias. When it comes to sexsomnia, you may engage in masturbation or even engage in sex with othersGuys, maybe he's not doing this intentionally
>>204932505he made some furniture for season 2 he's obviously a plant in some way i'm more curious if he's actually competing or if he's just there to fuck with people and play the villain
>Audio Sucks>Video Sucks>have to constantly swap cameras like a retarded fnaf game>terrible angles Bravo Jet
>>204932265could you be more specific because that's all of them
>>204931481I hope her AND alex both go home. Shittiest fish
>>204932528i'm between him and alex but they just added him, i'll probably stick with alex for now though.I'd be totally happy if either of them won.
Have fun putting the toothpaste back in that tube jannies
burt is gonna goon and spurt his way to the finals and you will seethe
The mystery meat wannabe AvrilLavigne also called Alex a bitch.
>>204932396If you look at porn and haven't cummed for a long time you can blow your load like that
>>204932583I think the white guys and mexican will stick around. Blue haired girl too.
Night 1 of S1/S2 was nowhere near this entertaining.
Love and life
>>204932505he's literally talked about the show before and how he'd go on not as a contestant but to fuck with people. and he follows sam and jet. he's the plant
burt really just came on himself, pulled up his pants and rolled over? what the fuck? i thought they were suppose to be normies
>>204932585>or even engage in sex with othersTheres a rape sleeping disorder?
>>204932593At least you get to watch a large black man jack off consecutively.
>>204932576This time what's going to happen is they'll dogpile him BUT producers are going to safeguard him so he doesn't get knocked out early
>>204932590It's so weird seeing them in this big brother quality
>>204932583Slowly ramp up the chaos until the strong are left fighting for 50k
>>204932532>>204932538now cropped
>>204931407This reminds me of being drunk at parties with Southerners.
>>204932534thems rookie numbers
>>204932583The Indian guy I think has what it takes.
>>204932613>jeet in A
>>204932575fucking kek
>>204932608>can't ever say nigger againno dice. instant deal breaker.
>>204932597the one from tik tok who almost immediately got dropped because she has a brown (half iranian) kid
>>204932613jeet i'd give a b he is showing some potential but hasn't delivered yet.
>>204932573which one?
>>204932396psychopaths
>>204932619keek, it's kino!
Only one camera with ''something'' happening and all you can see is 10 pixels of these peopleThis place is too fucking big and the cameras are in the worst places
>>204932607Night 1 of S1 at this time was Jon in the kitchen talking about esoteric shit to whoever would listen while eating raw meat and i think S2 around this time they were still doing the dating game
>>204932590I have this build and I’m better looking than he is
>>204932585He was clearly awake the first time and pretending to be asleep when others walked in
>>204932628>burtscratcherlel
>>204932480Alex G
>>204932654looks good on yard ptz
>>204932615Dude imagine your girl has a roofie fetish and you have this disorder. Epic win
>>204932605I could do it at any time
>>204932654just go on the kick stream
>>204932608Smaack is getting her princess sleep while Alex crashes out over her
>>204932613This is where I'm at rn too. Nice picks.
>>204932583same way you did it in season 1. do some semi crazy shit near the start that will filter out the pansies and let the other fish know what they're in for
>>204932607Night 1 was Jon blowing up the whole premise of the show
Trish mocking Ben's height kek
A "conversation" between Chris and Alex B. would never end.
>>204932590handsome guy no homo
>>204932391Honestly he's not that different drunk then when he first got there
>>204932615
>>204932646I don't know anyone's names yet and was just listening. One of them sitting in Yard.
What the fuck is Alex talking about
>>204932607S1 was kino S2 was utter dogshitThis ones shaping up nicely so far
>>204932615Unironically yes https://health.clevelandclinic.org/sexsomnia
>>204932606Binx is going to have zero problem shifting her entire ethot profile to cater to the mde fanbaseShe will instantly become the chudqueen tay wishes she was
>>204932654they're trying way too hard to replicate reality show visuals instead of making it look good.
>>204932656base Enochian Gnostic wetawd. 40boys NCO kabala rotaryschoolmafia
>>204932411I hope not
luke is relentlessly handsome.
>>204932628>>204932667burt is such a kino name. fits so many words
>>204931481Leave my princess alone. Black lives fucking matter
This niggas boiling his frog in Bedroom 3
>>204932696>BISEXUAL BNWO BBC TOP DADDY DOM
>>204932607Was it not the first night where there was a party and Jimmy nearly killed TJ by force feeding him medicine or some shit like that? I think that was also the night he chimped out over JC being the spy. That was probably the funniest night for me over all 3 seasons so far. Felt like an IP2 stream
he really is tbag
>>204932706she knows what shes getting into
Felon and schizo black pornstar sTank
>>204932703the tech setup this season is an enormous downgrade and the house is completely empty but i will say the cast has more hits than either season
>>204932703S2's highs were higher but its lows lower.
Insane that Binx is a 32 yr old woman. You need to give up the Josie shit by then
>What are you looking at, chud?
I'm experiencing Alex fatigue
why does he move his hands so much when he talks?
>>204932696ME... ME... MEE!
>>204932412Excuse me sir, you seem to be having a stroke
>>204932585he kept stopping when people came in. he is very aware
i have a feeling that smack will recognize alex stein and freakout.
>>204931482been silent since this afternoon. probably met back up with Mia and picked up where they left off.
>>204932612burtchads wya
>>204932676kick stream is fine with me, smart of them
The audio is so shit
>>204932731100%Binx takes this in the endgame
is alex unironically rich? i kinda believe it
>>204932740he is dominating the space around him
>>204932706yeah I have a feeling she's gonna be able to follow along real well
Do you think any of these people even voted in the presidential election?Guys did Smaack not get a chance to vote for Kamala because of the 12 hours notice thing
>>204932750
>>204932740Tom Cruise level
>>204932689Yes, this. People tried to say this about Jimmy and Fatty, but Jimmy is at least accommodating in conversations. That matchup would literally be immovable object v. unstoppable force.
>>204932714it do be like that
>>204932723Funniest night for me was s1 when frank and stein were in the tank trying to shave Vance's head and trashing everything while Chris was with the hooker
>>204932757yeah he's been paying like 3k a month to an "investement" he has had 0 return on that he initially gave like 20k for, some collection company scam.
>>204932750>barefoot bareback bubblebutti want to hear these words come out of tts so back
>>204932757It's all true.
>>204932768she probably voted early
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730094438834658.webm
>>204932744fr tho watch that 19yo and that 15yo face blunts and drink henny with random men near the school bus station wtf is this shit
I don't think you guys are giving Burt enough credit... Could you imagine what this nigger would do if he didn't relieve his primal urges IMMEDIATELY? Bruh had to tame his dragon, real shit.
Imagine your son going on a retarded reality TV show and shittalking you 2 years after you died
>>204932768definitely mailed in their votes before they came
>>204932768she mailed in her vote
>>204932765She may even become a pseudolettyThat would be the best case scenario
>>204932757He admitted he spent like 20k on his animals so maybe
his dads dead https://www.rattermanbrothers.com/obituaries/Michael-Lee-Bernard?obId=24026128
All of the people listening to Alex all day are even more retarded than he is
>alex says "so but like"infinite jest enjoyer confirmed
>>204932714really is. need these guys in the hot tub soon
>>204932747she was on onesonics stream, they basically just went to eat and went back home because letty was low energy and didnt want to stream/do the contest
>>204932757His parents definitely run bumshit company in Tennessee
>>204932740he's a Wop at heart
>>204932788lmao
>>204932802she's gonna get so much fatter
>>204932774That was great too kek
>>204932768Voting early, I voted for Trump yesterday
this is weak without TTS. these guys talking are incredibly retarded
>>204932793He's not shittalking himHe's talking about how much he misses him and wants to make him proudHe's unironically being wholesome
>>204932769he is the most entertaining contestantI wish I could see jets face when he saw burt fapping
>>204932812Get her oysters, some alcohol, and a drunk Mexican stat
>>204932769You're pretty gay for even looking at that
>>204932757He talked about his parents having a lot of money and how he doesn't want to come off as a spoiled rich kid
>>204932812yeah so she could go visit mia again
>>204932747Letty was hungover and looked pretty depressed. She's at the mould mansion and will probably be leaving nyc soon.
>>204932803/bant/... DON"T DO IT!
>>204932819i hope so so badly idc how degenerate you guys thinks i am for it i want her to get thiccer
>>204932806i think they do it to drown out their own thoughts
>>204932768Smacks last IG said she mailed in her ballot. She’s from Washington and we got our ballots a week ago.
>>204932738Built to be colonized by Europeans
>>204932645Everyone else I keep forgetting is here, I'm grading on a curve here.
>>204932465His final form is rape
>>204932788fucking KEK
The poo is getting ready to molest Smaack
2nite's clairetent
>>204932788Pottery
>>204932803>Approximately one week after his party, he spring boarded himself into a plethora of other future projects. During the last 14 years, he owned and operated a marina, six car dealerships, a houseboat manufacturing business, dozens of commercial and residential properties, became his own stockbroker, and assisted in the funding, advice, creation and support of many other entities for his family and friends. it's all true
What was better? The entirety or Bitchtank or two Burt goonseshes
>>204932757He's Johnny Cage
>thought mizzy was some cool goth bitch>she refuses to say bitch
A vote for a Democrat in Washington state is not a vote
seeing burt jack off 4 times in a day made me realize i am a mess. im never doing that again
>>204932827Get two.
>>204932793He is schizzing out right now for pops
>>204932793Bruhhhh is that Alex’s dad? I can goon to this. Moar.
>>204932714i WILL have the eye candy they robbed me of last year
reminder that La'ron Sneed exists
Alex is if Jon and Jimmy had a butt baby
>>204932827is there any webms of letty kissing her on the lips
Sooo should I just give Goran $60 or will they unpaywall some of these angles?
>>204932788the absolute panic, no wonder he's pretending he didn't say it
MiCHAELLEEBERNARDMICHAELMCHAELMICHAELMICHAELMICHAEL
>>204932792are we really putting masturbation under nigger activity now?like the average 4chan user isn't going nut for nut with Burt on the daily?
so realistically how long until someone finds out about burt, and how will burt take it?
>>204932802mizzy so hotdedicating loads to her delicious ass
>>204932803yeah he's mentioned it about 15 times at this point
>>204932879
>>204932788its called an homage.
>>204932793Alex was literally talking in his confessional about how he just wants to make his dad proud LOL
Did someone leave? I cant figure out where Payton or Alexis are
>>204932877something tells me nobody has enough spine to confront a black dude
I'm a Marxist now, this alcoholic whiny delusional nigga needs his face bashed in what a fucking annoying retard holy shit
>>204932879ass expansion tank>ass expansion tankass expansion tank>ass expansion tank
>>204932872SARAAAAAH YOU GOT A CONDOM
Alex peaked at the nigga word, rock bottom now
>>204932706Honestly, I'm going to jack off to her feet.
I'm scared if I sleep half the cast will be gone by the time I wake up
>mizzy, who earlier called her dad an asshole, is trying to tell Alex who has been doing nothing but praise his father, that they didn't have a good relationshipI fucking hate women holy shit bros
>>204932879This bitch is obese and hasn't stopped eating since she arrived.
this is fun but them not knowing the live audience is there to acknowledge and no tts kinda blows
>>204932889that is likely
>>204932888loft and b2 respectively
>>204932827Honestly once you get over your boner for this it's very fucking funny how annoyed Letty gets
>>204932888>Paytonloft>Alexisbedroom 2
>>204932877He's either gonna accept it immediately with no trouble, and probably go get the zesty nigga to suck him off in the hot tub.Get really shy and hide for 3 days while crying.Or freak out and rage.
i was busy today, looking at the thread now it feels like one of those fake AI generated cast lists people would post on /bant/ in march. also it looks bad.
>>204932854they were told not to swear
>>204932888Alexis B2, Peyton LOFTMAXXING
i was a big webm guy for s1 and 2 and im not feeling it so far for 3
>>204932864nose looks like a goomba
>>204932877he license plate is "TOP BBC" I don't think he cares.
>>204932865Jon and Jimmy lie. Alex's life is actually insane. Everything he's said so far can be easily verified.
>>204932886he said before he passed, he was talking about in spirit
>>204932864This lil' nigga been on my mind lately
The fake cry talking makes me want to kill myself
>>204932873That's because most 4chan users are brown, and yeah masturbating at inappropriate times is 100% nigger behavior.
>>204932711>>204932656sup cyro
>>204932892you were based for a second, then instantly became a faggot again
>>204932916He is the sperg we finally deserved
predictions:burt will be discovered by the other fish and be eliminated firstAlex will excel in challenges and survive the revealSmaack will leave voluntarily once anything goes wrong for herFinal three will be ted, alex, and binx
none of these people besides alex and payton are going to believe tts is coming from an AI right? they will just think its production sending it
>>204932879hottest bitch to ever be in the tank fuck those thighs get me hard
>>204932757He's making $3k a month from his investment in a collections company
>>204932867director's cam is coming back so you can probably watch it to view the paid cams soon
MICHAEL LEE BERNARD
the secondhand embarrassment i have for burt. can southern boy not handle his alcohol
his name was michael bernard
Alex is blessed, has 3 rolexes on his person
threesome with binx and missythats my final offer
>Sorry Burt... but this is the way it has to be.... you're the only person left who knows I said nigga on the internet
>>204932703>>204932733you missed the biggest change no self inserting jet
>>204932901if she's fat call me a chubby chaser
>>204932931He doesn’t treat people like shit just because someone abused him years ago, he treats people like shit because he feels like it, or because they deserve it.
>>204932942luke is going to win
>>204932916Finally, a sperg who actually lives the stories he speaks
>>204932916Jon hasn't lied about his life at all
They’re afraid to go to bed because they don’t want to sleep in the same room as burt
Thoughts on the cast?
>>204932873The only two people in fishtank history to do it were black
>>204932944i will never stop gooning to her i hope she keeps eating gets more thicc
>>204932916it rules
>>204932948how soon? I work all week and cant be switching cams like a sperg while pretending to work
>>204932960don't need to with a cast like this
yo lmao
>>204932906wdym annoyed
>>204932961
its literally the whole house minus luke and burt vs alex. dogpiles happening again in record time
>>204932703>This ones shaping up nicely so farlmao. funny how u can spot buyfags
>>204932963Luke is the plant, no way they're giving him the prize.
>>204932962100%I think he might be the most based fish we've ever gotten
alex looks and sounds absolutely psychotic. how is this guy real?
>>204932706Binx is aware of the show and is just playing along until the reveal.
>>204932968geriatrictank
>>204932896
>>204932979KEK OMFG
>>204932956Tonight’s the night
>>204932956The first seasons of this were so kino
>>204932966You're right, he's busy raising his 3 kids.
>>204932946I thought he said he's paying 3k INTO the company each month
>>204932968i like the age bump
He’s the life of the party, everyone is focused on him, everyone asks him questions. They want to know his life story.
>alex's inheritance is 280 million dollars
>>204932966Jon is base. He should’ve waped Jimmy’s asshowe in the boxing match. He works for his fucking SEXY brother. Jon’s brother is goontent, low-key. No wonder those fellas get groped up on in the party bus. HOOOAAAHHH
>>204932968all the men are gay
>>204932968was supposed to be 15 people
>>204932689Imagine a conversation between Jimmy, Jon, Fatty and Alex.
Instead of the attic Sam should send bad contestants to B3 with Burt
>>204932910oh i forgot. thanks for the reminder.
>>204932873The only other person to knowingly jerk on FTL was jimmy... and that was in the privacy of the gooncave.Everyone else either manages to hold out for the entire time, or shamefully do it in the bathroom.These niggas are just straight up doin it on cam within afew hours of showing up.
>>204932982How much has this bitch eaten already wtf
>>204932968luke looks like skinny peter gryphon
>>204932979
>>204932976jet said ETA 24 hours
It would be an epic gaslight if they brought in bliccy while she's wasted in an ill-fitting outfit and made her sleep next to Burt
>>204932979Discord behavior
>>204932960Jet annoying fish is kino.I want to see him dance in the bedrooms at 4am.
this looks like one of those early 1900s americana paintings of a poor family in the south
>>204932849these are going to be impossible to archive now
>>204932983can you really blame them lol
>>204932968This isn't fishtank.
>Hundred billionaire boomer didn't give his kids a real inheritance
>>204933003skewing towards 30 is smarter, but they may be more individualized and not open to acting like total retards/listening to offensive shit
wOoOooW youre hick dad is rich??? youRe SO COOL BURT
>>204933028i'd buy a season pass if that happened
>>204932914What
>>204932979new obituary just dropped?
>>204932983it's inevitable with literally any group of people
>>204932968trailer said 15, jet you owe me 3 more fish!!
>>204932979Vancecord can't be stop
>>204932979kek
>>204932968feels less relatable than previous batches of freaks, they also look older (not a big factor in relatability for me)
>>204932979>Screencapping your own post Kys
These fags are going to turn on him not just because of the nigger moment, but because theyre gonna perceive him as privileged cause of his wealthy background, despite him saying that he's not getting any inheritance unless he prooves himself financially stable(based)
alex would be 10x more attractive if he shaved those sideburns
>>2049329254chan might have the least diverse userbase of any not openly white-nationalist website what are you smoking
>>204933030>POV: half your cast leaves after you tell them the next challenge is the blackface challenge
>>204932979vancecord is ruthless
>MIZZY GETS FAT TANKMIZZY GETS FAT TANK>MIZZY GETS FAT TANKMIZZY GETS FAT TANK>MIZZY GETS FAT TANKMIZZY GETS FAT TANK>MIZZY GETS FAT TANKMIZZY GETS FAT TANK>MIZZY GETS FAT TANKMIZZY GETS FAT TANK
>>204932966Jon is my favorite but he lies and exaggerates constantly.
>>204932968Isnt there still 3 more showing up? I like Ted for some reason. Burt is schizo content. Mizzy has thick goth thighs I want around my head. Payton went from an 11/10 to a 6/10 after the 4k reveal. Alex flying too close to the sun.
This doesn't feel like fishtank anymore
how is 50k+ "not a lot of money" to these tards? like sure it's not 10 million, but a whole average years salary in 6 weeks is not "not a lot"
insane how this nigga Ian hasn't said a word all night and people still talk about him more than sneed
>>204933014dontarius?
>>204932968can someone explain to me why all these people are balding? look at those hairlines
STOP TALKING ABOUT FISHTANK
did alex just say so you killed the show?
>>204933064They’re gonna turn on him for being annoying I think
>luke trying not to laugh at ben
>>204933077because mizzy lives in LA so thats like 3 months of rent
>>204933075This was what fishtank was always supposed to be, for better or worse
>>204933013that's just for the cameras, that guy's retarded
>guys.. please please please don’t mention fishtank until our “think it dream it do it chant”
>>20493307750k is a lot but not "a lot" if you're actually rich
>>204933077they are all trying to sound successful
STOP!!??
>>204933075gay faggots when no friendship simulator:
>>204933073He has significantly fewer lies than you would expect from the way he talks. I'm still convinced he actually has 3 kids
>>204933083maybe they plan to shave them all, so they wanted everyone to be insecure about their hair
I dont understand alex
>>204933083only like 2 of them are?
>>204933088he was part of the original casting for august. he was just referencing that.
>>204932622>The final 4 will be Binx, Mizzy, Alex and Burt>Cell challenge commences>Last person to get raped by Bert is the winner
Where will Alex pee tonight
>>204933101so if they're so rich why would they be on a show competing for 50k
>>204932970>>204933014You both have issues with black people that you should internally solve. You won't, but you should.
>>204933100i thought they would do that when they turned the cameras off. apparently they are even dumber than i thought
>>204933064they hate him because he won't shut the fuck and dominates every conversation like it completely revolves around him
>>204933095i know this is the first day but im just waiting for the funnyits boring and not chaotic enough so far
>>204933118Lmao
>>204933077>1/15 chance to win an amazon warehouse worker salary
>>204933126Shut the fuck up reddit spacing nigger.
>>204933125yeah thats why she was asking him retard
>>204933111even the women have really high hairlines
this dude dumb af
dunno if it's because he's not a terminally online fag but Alex is just tolerable Jon/Jimmy desu
>>204933007what a chad richer than sam and gets to eat ass anytime he wantssam is a chud
>>204933126>you shouldwhy
what's alex's thing about opening the door?
>>204933118alex will quit once frank makes fun of his fat wife
>>204933107I’d love to imagine Jon’s fertile rods pumping out some bastards. He’s not married. That’s fucking hot. Jon’s bad babymommas, watching the little Jonlets while he goes out and parties.
lmao alex is unhinged, STRONG jimmy vibes
>>204933126Are you black? I’m simply stating that there’s a pattern of per capita on camera masturbators
>>204933125clout chasing of desperate “actors”
>>204933139yet he pegged luke instantly
>>204933137there's more than one person in the house, retard
Still laughing at the fact that there is huge buff nigga named "Burt" who acts like TJ
>Made sure to mog the little Ted fag before walking away Based.
>>204933131>its boring and not chaotic enoughit's supposed to "famous house" right now. i don't know when or how they will do the transition into fishtank though
I think these 12 are it. If you look in mailroom there's only 12 mailboxes
>>204933149nah alex won't hit anyone
>>204931432>>204931432
>>204933064They'll change their mind once TTS starts then they'll pretend they always loved him
>>204932968burt looks like a fucking action figure
>>204933140Alex is already breaking. When you're spoiled like that you don't take pushback too well
>>204931472i like ella
>>204933161What did he say? I just tuned in after a while
>>204933186kek
>>204933075It's not. It's Jet blatantly trying to copy BB because people actually watch that. They decided to cut back on TTS, the literal only thing that sets it apart from other reality shows, and invest it in a big glamorous house that has shitty camera angles and sound. No one here is a real person, no one's likeable, and they still don't let the tits purposely show. It's over.
>>204933111who isn't balding to you in that photo
>>204933171possibly. Whats the mailroom supposed to be? Fishtoy delivery?
Was the black guy really jacking off?
>>204933149Alex is what Jon and Jimmy wish they were. Sons of rich parents that could make their own money. I believe Alex. He made his own money with successful trading and not with crypto scams
I think alex might actually be the smartest of all of them and is pretending to be retarded ala letty s1
>>204933207They never do TTS on the first day. They usually start on day 2
>>204932590Hubble to James Webb
>>204933166Goon for Alex. Fuck yeah. Cum tribute Alex’s wife. Fuck yeah.
>>204933221Yes and he’s schizo
>I mog everyone in this house I even mog you in my sleepI miss TJ already
>>204932968Sex with Binx.
>>204932738I CAN FIX HER
Drunk alex is gearing up to be the best fish of all time
>>204933136I don't know what reddit spacing is>>204933143There's a long list, but I doubt you'll experience anything on the list, so actually, let her rip.>>204933154You said "well, a second black person did it" in response to "why are you saying a black man beating off is nigger behavior" everyone beats off, so many people have probably jacked off on that house since they bought it.
>>204933064COLE 2.0
"I trust you not to go 100% right away"What did he mean by this?
>>204933135Yeah, without having to work at Amazon for a year, retard
>>204933305Beating off is nigger behavior because niggers are lazy and lack executive function (retarded, low IQ). Happy?
>>204932968I actually want to see this cast suffer.All of the previous fish and freeloaders have had some sort of admirable/redeemable trait to them.These fish are genuinely like the shitty kids from Willy WonkaPlease Jet, if you're reading this, make each of their downfalls a play on their worst, most irredeemable trait
>>204931837He'll Josie his way to victory
ppv.land please fix PTZ cams!
