Soul Swallowing editionPrevious >>204920631
first for Kolobos
3 more days til Halloween
>>204932290Smile 2 is solid. Near perfect even. Sure it played it safe but it was near perfect as a horror film. 10/10. Best of 2024.
first for James A janesse new haircut
>HALLOWAAHHHEEN>HALLOWAAHHHEEN>HALLOWAAHHHEEN>HALLO-WEEN!
IMPORTANT FINDING FROM THE PREVIOUS THREAD.THE HOT CHICK FROM TERRIFIER 3 IS ALEXA FROM THAT CRINGE VID FROM 8 YEARS AGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgfIsrK5vYE
>>204932431i'll give you my thorough opinion on it after the DCP inevitably appears or it goes to stream. likely the former.
>>204932290evil dead 2 is good not as good as evil dead though
Has anyone seen Don’t Move?
>>204932549Based
>>204932431Average joe take
>>204932509oh wow that is actually really interesting. to bad we didn't get a solid, exhaustive look at her tits and ass and preferably pussy too
>>204932555The woman paralyzed not being able to move or speak was pretty perfect lmao right gents?
>horror movie has offscreen rape
>>204932595Idk I haven’t finished it yet. But the girl in the movie is pretty roastie
Be sure to check your children's Halloween candy for the Substance
Guys, is the new alien movie worth leaving the house or should I just watch it on digital?
>>204932682Digital. In fact, don't pay to watch it
would you guys consider Deliverance horror?
>>204932168I guess you could argue that, but how did they get his glasses then?
God I wish I had a cute eastern european witch gf to teach about love
Is The Cell worth watching if I like Vince Vaugn
>>204932720rides the fine line of atmospheric thriller and doesn't cross it
>>204932818is it KINO? should I watch it?
>>204932555This general is pretty shit for anything non mainstream or 80’a. Make your own thread.
>>204932839lol ok.wikipedia says it's a Netflix thriller released 3 days ago.
You guys remember that Dracula movie I think the guy is secretly not what he seems like his shadow moves independently of him what do you think? He also has red eyes and big teeth I think it might be a subtle vampire allegory?
>>204932832it's a classic, you can't go wrong with the classics
>>204932720No but Rituals (which is vaguely similar) is and one of the best rural/slasher horror movies of all time btw with excellent on location sequences
>>204932878It came out 3 days ago? Just looked it up. Sounds interesting. Thriller and horror ties in together.
>>204932881that could be anything.
QUICK post your favorite Joe Bob Briggs episode
>>204932168it was on top of the christmas tree
>>204932629>horror movie has brutal, absurdly lengthy rape scene that occurs in the viewer's mind
>>204932978/hor/ doesn't like joe bob
>>204932426>4 more days til Halloween's over
>>204933005/hor/ likes expired actresses
>>204932978I had a lot of fun shitposting in the threads while watching the Halloween/Halloween 4/Halloween 5 triple feature back in like 2019https://www.shudder.com/series/watch/joe-bobs-halloween-hootenanny/8649a95029623632?season=1
>>204933040?
>>204933005not terribly surprising, but why?>>204933068i've never seen 4 or 5, might be a fun watch
>>204933040AHAI see a patternCould this be...
>>204933040What do you mean?
>>204933156Just watch 4, 5 is meh.
This was dumb as hell. But it was a fun ride.
>>204933040THEY'RE STILL YOUNG TO ME, DAMMIT
of all the movies that could potentially have suspiria references, i did not expect Bones to have a suspiria reference
K I N O
Funny. I have been in this general for years now and it’s still the same movies being discussed. It’s like a void in here.
>>204933536A horror so horrifying that even the ghosts get murdered
>>204933537Yeah it is the only place I feel sane here. It is the beacon of light in this democratic hell hole.
Thoughts on The Blob from 1988?
>>204933536Absolute masterpiece, i'm really glad more anons are watching it.
>>204932969Maybe it's the work of Satan!
>>204933558That moment the ghost got attacked by the dog I laughted
>>204933661
>>204933575Don’t worry. Trump will win and we can enjoy our horror kinos.
>>204933536Masterpiece and truly one of the greatest horror movies of all time
>>204933536It’s good but it’s the most boring of the trilogy
>>204933597Spectacular. Honestly pretty perfect. Great pacing, good story, horrific kills.
>>204932807Tarsem Singh movies are always worth watching at least once.
>>204932807Yes it's worth watching, and I don't even like him
>>204933537I know what you mean but I've recently had interesting discussions with likeminded anons aboutMadSStreamVHS BeyondNever Let Go
Got drunk last night and marathoned Rob Zombie's entire Firefly trilogy. I think the experience may have actually damaged my psyche.
>>204933536KINO indeed
Cherry Falls is pretty forgettable until fucking Jay Mohr in a wig walks into a high school orgy and yells "class dismissed" and starts stabbing people, but that was too little too late. It's very much a late 90s horror in every single way, if you're into that stuff definitely give it a watch. I also went into this completely blind and was pleasantly surprise to see Brittany Murphy, she was an absolute qt and i got sad when i remembered she died. Also, fellow footfags, there's a great scene in this you'll like.I also finished the Hammer Karnstein trilogy, will make a separate post for that later.
>>204933981Fulci did not give a fuck about killing kids, kek.
>>204933597One of the best horror movies ever made.
>>204933924did you fall in love
>>204933924From what you remember, what did you think of 3 From Hell? I was pleasantly surprised by it and think it's underrated, just not as good as the first two. Wolfman was a good addition to the family too, as a replacement for Sid Haig.
>>204933981the gun is one of the best parts of The Beyond. every shot has such a booming impact.
I could fix her
>>204933924I didn't like the sequels. The first movie is the best one. Obviously like the Halloween aspect too.
>>204933867Sighn. Yeah. I’ll pass.
>>204933981And my other fav kill from that movie, has the same energy as that Suspiria kill.
>>204934149That dog was hands down my favourite character in the movie until he started getting ruff with her like that. Bad boy...
>>204933924yall wasn't plannin on fuckin' these chickens was ya?
I just watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time - loved it. Wow what a great film. It's on Amazon prime fyi.
>>204933776>trilogyDidn't know it was part of a trilogy, and now I'm surprised that a movie I was planning to watch maybe tomorrow (City of the Living Dead) is part of said trilogy without even knowing kek.
>>204934271Don’t bother with the 2nd or 3rd one. The first two remakes are fine though.
>>204934271Timeless, it really holds up as a disgusting slab of movie. Great audio effects and subtle cues make a lot of difference.
>>204933537During October, a lot of people who are just getting into horror post here. They're still watching stuff like TCM, Evil Dead, and Hellraiser for the first time, so a lot of discussion is more mainstream movies. Off-season /hor/, when things are slower and only dedicated people remain in the general, you can talk about anything and the old hats will respond to it.>>204934271Ignore the other guy, 2 is great in its own way and is still directed by Tobe Hooper
bros did they got rid of Jonathan on terrifier because the dude can't act for shit?
>>204934271It’s in my top 5. Still gives me chills. Do yourself a favor and watch Deranged. It’s a pretty low budget movie that more closely portrays the Ed Gein murders.
Shelley Duvall's return to horror and final movie out on VOD tomorrow. Also stars Felissa Rose and Dee Wallace (Critters, House of the Devil, Frighteners, Cujo, Stream):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSeQv4bh9fU
>>204932992So Army of Darkness
>>204932290>I know what you did last summerIdk how this was a pop culture icon of its time. The movie isn't suspenseful in any way really, and it fails horribly in the "slasher" aspect. I wouldn't call it a slasher, but it has an antagonist that holds that role. It has a cast of known actors and had all the marketing at the time, but the movie legit blows, won't even bother with the sequel
>>204934399Well it’s just thematic I guess. You don’t even need to see one before the others. City of the Living Dead is my favorite.
>>204934271yeah, like anon said, watch the Biel remake just don't expect a good movie. well, i mean, it's a good movie, just not a good movie, you see what i'm sayingi'll tell you up front the remadeass walk scene is disappointing and doesn't stand up to the original
>>204934543my fav part is the kitty
>>204934271Don’t ignore me. The 2nd and 3rd movies are shit. Total tone shift movies. Not even in the same vein as the original TCM. Even the modern tcms are more tcm.
>>204934530It was riding the hype of Scream and came out at just the right time. Hot chicks and a cool soundtrack. Every house party or sleep over would throw it on. Based time to be alive.
>>204934530Movie was based on a book.
>>204934551This remake was genuinely terrifying. They did right by the original and still made it its own thing.
>>204933536>>204933623>>204933740Dumbasses. >>204933537Part of that is because anons in these threads are idiots with absolutely abysmal taste incapable of serious or worthwhile discussion .
>>204934660What’s your favorite?
>Street Trash (some time in November)>Heretic (Nov 8)>Nosferatu (Christmas)anything else on your upcoming list for the year anons?
>>204934530It's fun with an unpretentious mix of suspense/18 yos drama and the cast was very popular at the time with sex symbols and heartthrobs
>>204934682New Planes Mistaken For Stars album on Friday
>>204934060I didn't think much of it when it came out because there was no way it was going to live up to the first two but I really enjoyed it on my rewatch. Richard Brake is always kino.>>204934099I was thinking about how underrated House of 1000 Corpses is as a Halloween movie. You never see it on Halloween lists.
>>204934660You have truly awful taste in movies, anon. That must suck. You also sound like an aspie
Is the substance supposed to be a comedy/comedic? I'm not gonna bother with some 2.5 hour movie if it's silly bullshit
>>204934418>>204934581(you)>>204934472Can't even remember cause I just fast forward every time he's on screen.
>>204934472I haven’t watched the new one yet but doesn’t she go visit him in college or some shit? Also I think he’s an ok actor. He reminds me of Reese from Malcom in the middle
>>204934660Yeah some anon posts well written reviews here anc all the regulars just shit on it. It’s no wonder this general is so slap even though horror films are popular. People drop in, stay for a bit and realize the theme is mainly waifuposting, 80’s films and millennial men trying to keep everyone out and ignoring anything else that is not mainstream.
>>204934472>>204934795man his acting was fucking awful in 3. at least in 2 he got away with the charming kid angle and the whole movie itself had a more amateurish sort of feel to it. he stuck out like a sore fucking thumb in 3 especially with Lauren doing some pretty quality acting
>>204934863I remember those reviews. They are like multiple paragraphs right? Anons in here did not like that lmao.
>>204934865Isn't little chud supposed to be our self-insert? I haven't seen 3 but thought it was funny he was obsessed with art the clown and Hitler lol
>>204932290One thing that always bothered me about Evil Dead 2 is how big the gap between the hatch and the floor there is. Bitch coulda easily crawled through. I cant remember how wide the gap was in the original first movie but i dont remember it being that big.
>>204934919No they did not like it. All the replies were just shitting on anon and I bet they didn’t even read it. Shit like that will keep all the true horror fans away from here.
>>204934919Writing paragraphs of egotistical "opinion," is cringe af breh. Go look at the losers on imdb that have reviewed hundreds of horror movies
>>204934660> anons in these threads are idiots with absolutely abysmal taste incapable of serious or worthwhile discussion .Agreed.
>>204934577Me too. Unique looking little kitty.
saw terrifier 1 damn it sucks, the pacing was awfull
>>204934991>egotistical "opinion,"What an utterly clueless take
>>204934991It’s a review. You pushed that anon away if anything. You are an idiot with absolutely abysmal taste. Focus on the concern of his posts.
>>204935010Yes, when people say good movies are bad and then list off reasons that are unique to their retarded mind, yes I would say that is what that is
>>204935009the problem with Terrifier 1 is that it's lost it's context now. there's so much hype around the sequels, at the time it was a low budget breath of fresh air exactly because the pacing did not fuck around.
>>204934991Was said anon using a trip or something? If not what the fuck do you care
>>204934963She's a big bitch. No way she's getting anything but her head through that.On the other hand, it's just a few old wooden planks. She should be able to break right through it.
>>204935049No. I only care if a movie is good or bad. If you start talking about themes or allegory I'm going to mock you. I don't even know the "anon," you're talking about, but I can only imagine based on the pseuds you see on movie sites
>>204935049>You pushed that anon away if anything.Good, fuck newfags lmao
>>204935079There was no trip. The replies to that post made /hor/ look really bad. Like really bad. The people in here pretend to like horror movies but they really just like a few horror movies and actresses and discuss ir non stop for years every day.
>>204935148You want this general lively and organic. Not the same posts non stop.
>>204935192/tv/ in general is for shooting the shit and recommending stuff to watch. What do you expect
>>204935148Lol you’re a dick. That did make me laugh though
>>204935068>when people say good movies are badAre you that retarded? Your own subjective snowflake opinions are only important to you, if people think differently that's life dimwit. You sound like an insecure 12 yo
>>204935115All I know is the regulars in here have abysmal taste and don’t like posts that stop their 80’s circlejerk.
>>204935192many you're a whining cunt. I've seen probably 25 films released this year and that's plenty given I'm watching older films as well.
>>204935222Quality not quantity, anyone who cant hack it and leaves is just a newfag anyways.
>>204935246/tv/ is quite a bit more than that- you're probably describing your own range, not the board's
>>204935009>>204935078the series is ruined for potential new viewers now because of this. the genuinely recommendable way for new viewers to get into it is to just watch it in reverse, with the latest one first, and then the pre-Terrifier Art movies whenever else. especially since this generation thrives on "hype".
>>204935246It wasn’t “shooting the shit.” The anons were legit triggered someone made a well thought post that wasn’t 2 lines praising an 80’s movie or talking about some washed up actresses tits and ass.
>>204934863>waifuposting, 80’s films and millennial men trying to keep everyone out and ignoring anything else that is not mainstreamGreat summation
>>204935255No, your dumb fucking ass clearly doesn't get what I'm saying. I've seen plenty of retards on imdb "review" accepted horror classics and talk about how poorly made they are. You can have a wrong opinion when you speak matter of factly about things you know nothing about, it's called be an idiot
>>204935222> livelyThere is nothing lively about an actress from the 80’s. /hor/ is a dead general.
>>204935314Lol I wasn't there, but it does sound humorous in it's own absurdity
>>204935374Lurk more, that anon posts pretty regularly too and his posts are always pretty well written. The anons in here don’t even read it and just reply with garbage.
>>204935340Be quiet you insecure cringe retard. If a take you disagree with makes you seethe it's your fucking problem. You can counterargue or stfu as well as expressing your own opinions (if you have any) freely. This isn't your private tranny discord
Namefags are worthless, and so are any anons you can recognize by post style. The point of this place is to be anonymous. If I can recognize you, you'be fucked up what this site is supposed to be.
>>204935387Good job baiting me into replying to you. Believe whatever you want anon lol.
>>204935314>The anons were legit triggered someone made a well thought post that wasn’t 2 lines praising an 80’s movie
>>204935423>namefagsIt’s tripfags you cretin
>>204935442you're the 80s cock spammer aren't you https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200405996/#q200427663
>>204935423> If I can recognize youYou don’t recognize anyone. You just think every post that isn’t 2 lines talking about the same movies over and over is the same person. I see loads of post here, which I reply to, but no one else does, and eventually that anon leaves cause his post is drowned out by all the 80’s movies spam.
>>204935398I post in /hor/ but have barely been in here that much this month. I usually don't come to it much in October ironically lol
>>204935431Grow the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself already. Your own expectations as to how ppl will talk about movies and which movies will be talked about here are 100% irrelevant.
>>204935420Lol you care so much you deleted your original post and replied to me again
>Phantasm VJust FinishedWatched this whole series over the past couple weeks. Expected V to be marginally worth than III and IV and it turns out it's my favorite one since the original. Never been so addicted to a ridiculous series like this in my life. With there was 5 more movies to watch after this.
Not bad
>>204935490Hehe, embarrassing myself on an anonymous website??? Sounds like you're the insecure one caring about a bunch of literal nobodies, you know, the concept of the website you're on
>>204935490That anon ignores the content of the posts as soon as he disagrees with it and will attack the poster personally. Any newcomer will just think the people in here are retarded and just leave.
>>204935524Based. Expect negative reactions to that opinion since Ravager made a lot of people butthurt for some reason but I agree.It's a completely unique viewing experience. there's something about the actors aging that makes it feel like you're actually watching a life being lived.
>>204935486lmao, if you got offended, you're exactly who I'm talking about
>The Rage: Carrie 2>Halloween H20 Which one should I watch?
>>204935540some of the worst schizophrenic 2000s editing ever
>>204935524I haven't seen 5. I also got on a phantasm kick one year, but found 4 to be so absolutely retarded that I just stopped
>>204935625I remember Rage being half decent
>>204935625In the Mouth of Madness
>>204935540It was pretty cool, gay af they didn't make the sequel
>>204933867>>204933901ok I saw it on a horror list and never heard of it before I'm going to watch it tomorrow night
>>204935566Imagine dropping into /hor/ to discuss horror films for the first time and you make a post hoping for a discussion but all you get is a bunch of anons discussing movies from the past 50 years non stop. Now multiply this by like 30x a day with each of those posts from a new person that gets drowned out by the posts going on out films from 50s years ago.
>>204935662>Trust me, sit here 24/7 all year and I can confidently say this place sucsk!
>>204935601Who are you talking about?
>>204935662In all fairness I haven't seen very many recent horror films worth discussing. They're all a bunch of sjw crap for the most part
>>204935645>>204935647Thanks. The Rage it is then.
>>204935486>and eventually that anon leaves cause his post is drowned out by all the 80’s movies spam.OH NOES, A NEWFAG FINDS OUT THE SITE IS TRASH AND LEAVES, WAOW, THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, WHAT A TRAGEDY, HIT F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>204935662I've discussed every single new horror film released this year with anons in this general. Retard.
>>204935702>sjw crap2016 was 12 years ago anon
>>204935582When the time/world/universe jumpcut stuff started up I thought it was going to lose itself in the chaos and run out of steam quickly, but it just kept getting better and stayed mysterious and cohesive without being expositional. The pacing was genuinely fucking perfect to where it just kept adding up in a satisfying way. Just wonderfully fun!>>204935627Strongly encourage you to do it. That's why I thought V was going to more or less suck. IV got really, really weak and lost the appeal. V just runs completely wild.
>>204935690Not him but I drop by frequently but don’t post. Why would I? I don’t want to discuss 80’s films. No one does. I am sure 100s of anon drop in each day and leaves cause they are repulsed by all the 80’s saggy boobs and ass talk.
>>204935749>Not him but
>>204935743Based time traveler
>>204935662>Breaking news: 4chan does not live up to local newfags expectations, promptly leavesIf only we had discussed his shit takes bro... he woulda still been here today, shitting up the board, i regret what we did, im committing suduko.
>>204935728Yea and they should be thankful that they do leave>>204935743Yet tranny and black shit is a million times worse than ten years ago. Sjw crap is just the norm now
>>204935743>common core math
>>204935749>80’s saggy boobs and ass talk.oh it's one of the homosexual spammers. Disgusting! ignore.
>>204935728There regular anons here have that 80’s cocks lodged in their throats.
why would a zoomzoom come in here just to have a melty
>>204935745I think the most impressive thing V did was stay the course of dreamlike making up lore on the spot the previous films did. Would have been easy to do a lazy wrap up but I thought it was a ballsy move and they basically got the balance right.
>>204935662New movies aren't good. That's the only discussion that can be had with them.
>>204935779No, the posts pushed away genuine horror discussion. Be better.
>>204935813Its almost as if movies were better in the 80s or something, weird how that works.
>>204935779>im committing suduko
>>204935849>Be better.Where do you think we are?
>>204935566Don't know if it's the same person but yes there is a couple of spergs here who try to limit the discussion to the same old movies in a shallow way because they don't have much to say, it's just a circlejerk, and whenever new movies are discuss they try (and fail) to stifle the discussion through ad hominem nonsense etc. I remember one trying hard to stop ppl from talking about VHS Beyond for instance but he ultimately didn't succeed. It's a strange autistic trait because ultimately we join the discussions that interest us and let the others go ahead.
>>204932555Saw it a couple of days ago and it was ok. It plays it so safe I never really feel any tension. Girl was cute tho.
>original The Fly is Vincent Price kinoWell damn. I always overlooked that.
BLEH
>nobody discusses new horror films... I know I'll have another embarrassing autistic meltdown instead of discussing them!anyway I'm still recruiting Beezel-niggas into the Beezel brigade. you have a few days left to watch this film and joint my cult.
>>204935892He's barely in it
I laughed so hard at the final reveal, I don't know if it was supposed to be funny but it just really caught me off guard
>>204935913He's in it enough.
>>204935892that's the thing about Vincent Price. He's always kino.
>>204935903I will watch it and make a few comments eventually, it's on my list. I enjoy discussing new releases
>>204935921just wait till you see Phenomena
>>204935903>Over 60 years, three guests of a cursed home discover an eternal witch who lives beneath it with an insatiable thirst for living souls.is this a Wizard of Oz sequel about what happens to the Wicked Witch of the West after being crushed?
>>204935862> Some actual horror discussion, which is usually just "I liked the movie", as anyone who writes a post longer than 3 sentences gets yelled atThis can kill a general though and create a bad theme. This is probably why there is an “80’s circlejerk.”
>>204935921What kinda retarded movie cover/poster is this?>A MOVIE BY DARIO ARGENTO TENEBRAEWheres the fucking title!? They remembered to put the directors foreign ass name all over it but cant even put the title up there, is this soem arthouse shit?
>>204935899Tits too fat
>>204935913He's in it a lot. The entire first act revolves around him trying to solve the mystery of what happened.
>>204935953>phenomenonDrop it, no one wants to see this movie so stop telling others to watch it.
>>204935976Turn your monitor on
>>204935862I don't totally disagree with you, but what do you want to talk about?
>>204935953I saw that one before Tenebrae. I liked it a lot
>>204935962The “80’s circlejerk” is real.
>>204935953>PhenomenaContinue. Just watched this for the first time 2 days ago and it was memorable.
Mommy kino incoming
>>204936000oh look the monkeypoxx ridden fag spammer has arrived. how long until he truly spergs out?
>>204936020Alright, like what? Take the floor
>>204935862> The same le inside jokes between the few retards who even post here>Phenomenon>koloboss>boobera coompton >shitty 80’s slop Etc etc
>>204936023
>>204935998>>204936020>nooooooooo you can't just talk about horror movies!go for a walk anon. drink a tall glass of water.
>>204936023More like “send more plastic surgery.”
>>204936023every time i see her now i just think of her convincingly relaying about how much she loves big cock
>>204936076>Lake Mungo>SwallowI'm not some memer or anything but I liked both of those movies
>>204936050>that no gag reflexThroat fucking kino
>>204936020> not the same le wacky meme films that you retards circlejerk here (Kolobos, lake Dungo, etc)Add Phenomenon. No one wants to open this general for the first time and see a whole page of washed up 80’s actresses.
>>204936072Rude
Thanksgiving is coming up lads
>>204936076Only Kolobos and Swallow are le maymays. Many other ppl legit enjoy the other movies you listed.
>>204936050Even Sam Raimi didn't realize how shit CGI looked and how poorly it would age
>>204936120boota
>>204936076I enjoyed X, Swallow and Kolobos. Not memeing.
please post more Phenomena
>>204936050hilariousa fucking anvil, lmfao
>>204936141The part after the anvil didnt need to be CGI though, coulda been done much better and probably cheaper with practical effects and fake blood.
>>204936104>>204936128>>204936151he's an aids ridden fag just baiting to get (You)'s
>>204936154You just want more Jennifer Cunnyly
>>204936154yes sir
>>204936154>>204936021>Continuewhat I meant was the ending of Phenomena made me howl with laughter because of the amount of fakeouts and surprises.
>>204936050>scene ends>"d-d d-d d-dats all, fowks!!!!"Bravo, Raimi
>>204936128There are loads more garage that anons with poor taste try to push here. I won’t list them because I don’t want to see more discussion about it.
>>204936113>>204936000https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/icegif-805.gif
>>204928305its like The Witcher basically
>>204936188That's a child
>>204936237A child that’s looks 60 maybe.
>>204936204I think that recommendations are done in good faith except for these 2. Neither of which I have watched btw, it just sounds that it's something done "ironically"
>>204936186Swallow was shit. This general has bad taste.
>>204936248Kolobos was fine, but the other recommendations are troll tier which is what this general is.
You mean the thread lied?!
I got the Karnstein trilogy to watch over the next 3 days. Always save some of the best for last.
you are all now Nostradamus for Nosferatuwill it be good or not. place your bets.
>>204936294Pretty much summarizes this general which is just regulars “circlejerking 80’s films” and when newcomers come in, they just lead them astray and recommended endless 80’s schlock.
>>204936322my expectations are quite low, so I'll probably end up liking it. desu I hope it's over the top like Bram Stokers Dracula.
>>204935871> couple of spergs here who try to limit the discussion to the same old movies in a shallow way because they don't have much to sayThis.
I'm gonna come back when the fag is gone. It's comically obvious when he's here. Good luck.
>>204936357Imagine some 20 year anon comes in, hasn’t really explored cinema outside of recent mainstream movies he grew up with, and he sees this hag posted and every couple of days he comes in, she’s still posted. KEK.
>>204936120No ass.
>>204936322It will at least be watchable
>>204936396List some good ones for the ignorant, kind sir.
>>204936357>>Likes black guys?
>>204936357>Aged well
>>204936382Dont worry, when you come back, we will still be discussing 80’s horror films.
I think the 70s were better for horror than the 80s
>>204936437She’s wearing like 5 pounds of make up.
>>204936294You're either trolling or succumbing to the idea that your own opinions are some type of template when they're just your opinions. All of the other movies here >>204936076 have a good reputation on average with many ppl vouching for them. Kolobos and Swallow much less so, particularly the former: an obscure release that doesn't really have any traction even as a cult movie. It has less than 100 reviews on imdb, it's virtually ignored on most "best slashers etc" lists and the directors' careers didn't go anywhere. It's essentially not mentioned outside of /hor/
>priest got killed because he had faith that his psycho housekeeper wouldn't harm him and refused to let the police handle it>alice would definitely become a killer in the future because her mom put too much faith in her and wouldn't send her to a psychiatrist Never trust loonies, get rid of them while you still have the chance
>>204936502There's been enough Barbara-jerking OPs
I just finished Phenomenon and it kinda sucks. The half was good and even the wierd fantasy parts I could get along with, but it dragged on and the main actress was too chubby.
>>204936322It can't be worse than Werner "the tranquilizer" Herzog's version where you could take multiple naps and still wake up to the same scene
>>204936537I did watch it. What makes you think I would write that otherwise?
>>204936396>>204936502I have to admit I haven't seen any of the movies she's been in. I have failed and I will remedy this in the coming weeks.
>>204936502Enough. Were you the guy who jumped the gun the other day w/ a new thread when the current one had only 260 comments or so? Anyway, chill out
>>204936447You think she likes black guys cause of one movie?
>>204936537That movie is shit deal with it. Not everyone likes it.
>>204936565That's probably bc you can't even write the fucking title properly
Imagine being so stupid that you couldn't appreciate fucking Phenomena
>>204936537> You didn't watch it, retardTHIS right here is why people that come here don’t stay here.
>>204936560>SwallowKino.jpghttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/swallowkino/wow it's literally negro piss man. as in the real one!
>>204936523Giallo is a shitty genre in general although I'd say Phenomena is one of the better ones. Retarded choice of soundtrack however, only those who couldn't write a cohesive plot to save their life like Argento would think that Motorhead is an appropriate soundtrack for this scene.
>>204936603kek, I noticed that too
>>204936612Dario Argento has never made a good movie.
>>204936628Why the incessant Barbara Crampton shitposting right now
>>204936622Phenomenon is DEFINITELY not one of the better ones.
>>204936537of course not, it's bait from a sick, sick man.
>>204936664Name your top 5 gialli
>>20493665480’s circlejerk has begun.
>>204936675nobody ever cared - it's a metaphor for any of the autistic spammers who need to get it over with and "swallow" a bottle of pills.
>>204936603I did watch it. Why would I lie about this? The movie was even recommended here. The movie was too science fiction and not grounded but I could suspend my disbelieve but halfway through the whole insect thing became too cringe.
>>204936685Not him and you are requesting in bad faith but I can name 10 and that movie is not on it. It’s not one of Argento’s best either.
>>204936685NTA and I'm gonna leave out Argento Bava and Fulci1. Red Queen Kills Seven Times2. Slaughter Hotel3. In the Folds of the Flesh4. The Killer Must Kill Again5. Stage Fright Aquarius
>>204936664>Phenomenonwhat a fucking moron
>>204936675Hall monitor guy is gonna love this Carrie-like return
>>204936716So you’re the poster who thinks everyone with a differentiated opinion is the same person.
>>204936753>you are requesting in bad faithI did not I just wanted to know what he considered good giallo
>>204936736You sound like the fag, every time you post these actresses its always of their faces. Aint nobody give two fucks about that, post some fucking horror movie booba and ass at the very least if youre gonna waifufag
>>204936729It's a fantasy horror. Not supposed to be grounded
I'll bake a new thread
>>204936793There are no good giallo
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>>204936729>not groundedI liked how crazy it is. It felt like a dream
>>204936821make some non-webm ones as well, images stand out better on the catalog
>>204936765Red Queen is my top 5 as well, I love the villain in a spooky costume + supernatural subplot + suspects being killed off one by one formula. Much better than the killer just being a pair of black gloves.
to conclude this /hor/ thread on a scary note: remember, the general election is only a few days away
>>204936843I try to make the webms start on a frame that still looks good as a thumbnail. That one came out a little blurry though
>>204936805Well I let the fantasy fly even though that’s not my thing, but as the movie went on, the movie is garage.
>>204936878I do actually think they're great webms. Appreciate that you give them titles because I haven't seen that one.
Problem with /hor/ is that it's mostly americans, you can tell this by how many people get filtered by Argento and Fulci and the amount of plotfags. /film/ is a bunch of cunts but they're much less stupid, because there's less americans there, also less zoomers than here, and it's funny how you can almost always tell who the zoomers are by their opinions alone, they're extremely stupid and contrarian opinions, and when you disagree strongly with them or mock them they sperg out.
