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burt knows who's in charge here
Alex was raped (by Burt)Vance cried
Why is Sam not even trying anymore?
The director thing is getting really fucking annoying
stay famous y'all
aryan QUEEN
It's over, Simbal. You're going home, now hand over the candy.
>>204964408>anymore
advilbros report in
Alexis is such a ho
Ian getting pushed out first. Replacement fish inbound. Tomorrow or Wednesday. Stay tuned. -Jet
new phone wallpaper
why is chat talking about mizkif? please dont tell me he found it, this is ruined forever if so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
Am I supposed to think this is funny simply because Sam's doing it?
>>204964408i think he actually wants them to think something is up before he brings back goldstriker.
Sam smoking should be a dead giveaway that this shit aint going on TV
I propose a new alliance
>>204964430She's fucking hot
>>204964443>project zomboid.png
>>204964430(i love it)
>>204964410it fucking sucks
No scott, no watch. Simple as
>>204964456Why?
>>204964430
>>204964433interesting pruning the tank of dead fish so early? bold moves
>>204964433fake but would be fine with me
>>204964456These people are too stupid to think about that.
>>204964416That face was designed by God to be crushed beneath the sweaty ass of 700lb woman.
ok sam ruined the gimmick can we just rip off the band-aid and get unfiltered tts
>>204964438that's a funny idea actually. wider internet people getting into fishtank because of how PG the start of s3 is and then having the same experience as the fish once TTS starts
>>204964448see>>204964452
did someone say cunny
Need Alexis gofile
>>204964478fuck scott
>>204964485hubba bubba
>>204964448it is sam is a natural
HA HA HAAAA HA
>>204964448 It's funny because he commands the room and draws all the attention while also doing crazy gags
In terms of content, Ian should be eliminated first
LMAO.... That's so shit ahahhaahaha
WOAH A SMART TV
>its actually the memeboard
>TVHow long until Sam breaks it?
a fucking TV
lmfao
>>204964465I think Burt and Luke are already bros.
i cant wait to hear what the fish think about what they've got themselves into once the wiggers leave
>>204964478I want Scott to rape Smaack and then leave, ugly mutt.
$370 tv at costco
thank god this retard decided to stay in the basement this season
>>204953997As promised from in the previous threads, here's the scene selection setup for OBS.https://pastebin.com/vSZBTzMuThis was generated on an arch machine. Haven't tested on windows OBS. But, the json config should be platfrom-agnostic.How to import>Copy the pastebin content into your text editor and save it as a json file.>Open the OBS. >Click on "Scene Selection" menu.>Click on Import and select the saved json file. I've removed my rig specific settings like pulse audio setup from the json config.Let me know if you face any glitches
sam is going to smash that TV before the day is over
A TCL bros
>>204964505fuck off anime freak pedo scum
>have you heard of tcl?
>>204964551>>204964548>>204964542It's a TCL TV, completely shit Chinese cheap brand.
>new meme screen
>>204964536>>204964536THEY'RE WORTH £200 AHAHH
I demand a sacrifice.
have they ever considered what happens if everybody leaves before the end?
>>204964548None of them will win this challenge and he'll smash it in feigned fury
I don't know if the dark scott edit poster is still here but if so thanks but thanks for the laughs during the off season
They're selling it as if it's a sponsor lol
Payton is best girl since Clair
tv there just to get broken later
>>204964430Was she the one who admitted she stopped her car and hopped on a random dude's motorcycle at a red light??
Ben making Sam repeat himself over and over again is so funny! I LOVE this bit and I'm so happy it will last 2 weeks!
I have a TCL tv it was like 200 bucks lol
>>204964570Ty Anon
>>204964586KEK
>>204964592Good
>>204964375>have you heard of TCL?
it would be hilarious if he broke the tv while trying to shoot the scene *hits whippit*
Reallllly enjoying this season so far. Good shit production.
>>204964591paypigs paid already
>>204964586>65 inchno retard try again
>>204964581erm actually it's the official tv of the nfl
>>204964582was the meme screen any good, never watched bitchtank
>>204964591Yeah that's why they cast a bunch of ppl who know what this is
>>204964570you are the goat
>>204964602she's the first genuine 10/10 to be on the show (abi is an ethereal 11)
>>204964620holy shit tvs got cheap
ianbros.. trust the plan
lmao cheap chinese tv
>>204964637It was the only amusing part of Bitchtank,
>>204964609HELL HOUSE
the perfect payton
I like the fake show inside a show angle
>>20496463799% of the things on it sucked but the 1% of good things were pretty funny
>we'll just keep redoing it guysits getting annoying now
>everyone trying to figure out how they'll get it home
>>204964637At times it was pretty funny but mostly useless
>>204964591Last man standing wins
This is boring. When are they going to start the boxing lessons?
lmao this is amazing
sponsored by tcl with a $400 tv still in its box from costco lmfao
>>204964581TCL tvs are pretty good for the price, have one at home. But dont activate the smart tv stuff. its bloated as fuck
>$370 TV they have to take home on the planeKek
>>204964569baby is locked in the basement crib and his gassed brain can't figure out the child lock
>>204964654yeah tv prices have dropped massively the last few years
The joke is that the fish will leave the show in disgust.
>>204964591That was a big issue last season. Probably why they are taking things slow this time.
MDEtards think this is the funniest shit ever
How long until Sam smashes the fuck out of that tv?
>>204964570based af nigga
>>204964653taylor mogged both
This TV is getting broken tonight
Sam hasn't made me laugh once so far this season
>>204964673you mad, fucker? you getting mad? GOOD. that's what we WANT. FUCK you. its ironic haha FUCK YOU
Good sound is important to the guys over at TCL
>>204964673>day 2>already getting filtered Just try watching next week, anon. I don't think you're going to make it.
>>204964680getting ted talk vibes
>>204964677so truebring in the Scott
>>204964620>Thank you iFunny>Thank you TCL
>>204964591they bring in fatty and the paypigs squeal with delight
Pure kino
>>204964602She’s best girl ever facial aesthetics wise
>>204964637funny sometimes
This is pure comedy
>>204964700lol thats the first thing I thought when I saw the brandhes gonna smash it out of fake rage eventually
This is good
>>204964704
Can we fast forward to the TTS coming on? The fake show bit is boring.
>>204964708Pleb
>>204964704Wait for literal retarded men to do backflips to prove Taylor isn't incredibly attractive
>>204964708the joke rn is making them reshoot the skit over and over. theyre gonna do this for at least 10 mins
please keep doing this for 20 more minutes
the plowing of perfect paton's pink pussy by big bull burt's blissful bbc
>>204964485Yum, where did this FUCKING WHORE post this?
>>204964637Yes
>>204964677thismake the call
IS THERE A NEW FLOWSTREAMS?
quote from earlier today between laron and alexis>i think its gonna be on hbo max or peacock>im thinking peacock but i wouldnt be surprised if netflix takes it
>October, 2024>I am... forgotten...
>>204964673Its a nick caminos style bit. You wouldnt get it.
This is actually fucking awesome, and Jet is nowhere to be seen. Coincidence?
>>204964721>>204964728honestly, yeah production learned and is doing better
>>204964735tts is the worst part of the show easily
>>204964722but now she's beat :(
>>204964735the entire show is 6 weeks long.TTS goes on now and half the cast is gone before the second week.
sam is smoking and has a cigar during the fake ad read. this is fucking retarded. no one is going to fall for this.
>>204964751maybe
>>204964691It’s to keep the goyim entertained with sportsball
>>204964735calm down paypiggy 2 more weeks
Ive been laughing nonstop for 2 minutes straight
Give Burt the TV, break it, spit on the carpet, and leave. Come on Sam we know how this goes
>what if we make sam say the same thing over and over again for 20 minuteswhen does sam start being funny
People who find these parts boring can watch my recaps. I’ll cut most of this but cover it in a super snarky smart line.
>>204964708shut up jet go back to zooming in on ass you goon
WHO IS GOING TO WIN PUMPKIN CARVING?
jesus christ move on already. we get it.
>>204964654>>204964691yeah because smart tvs datamine the shit out of youof course that can be mitigated by just not connecting them to the internet but still
>>204964570this is great, thanks
>>204964704TAYLOR better than payton or abi?????? tf lmao?
love that.
>>204964689fucking kek'd
its 100% going down the stairs at the end of sam's monologue.
>>204964749>The broken TV is in that TCL box on now.HELL HOUSE
It's truly impressive how the retardation of these threads outdoes itself every single season
>>204964753gold.>>204964767What's it called?
You know, I could use a new tv...
>>204964715Alright we get it. TCL
>>204964758jet ruined so much shit
ok whatever who fucking cares
>>204964673filtered
No one will win the challenge and sam will sperg out and smash the tv in a rage. Cap this
>>204964770me tooKek
What is going through the fish's heads right now?
>>204964673its actually genius(copy and paste on /ftl/)
IT'S SIMONE NOWIT'S SIMONE NOWIT'S SIMONE NOWIT'S SIMONE NOW
FUCK
>>204964777>tripsprobably binx or smaack imo
He is going to smash these pumpkins and leave
>>204964735Fuck TTS and fuck unfunny paypigs
When does Brayton show up????!??
>fake angerHe's going to smash it, kek
Ben is doing good work
Okay it's a little funny
>>204964775Kill yourself.
jeremy is starting to get upset
>sam slowly losing patience with the linesI hope this is gonna be the first freak out break something moment
30 more minutes of this
just got back I have to questions, did burt jerk off and are they really giving away a tv as a prize?
>>204964735>WAAAAAH I WANT TO HEAR JJJJJJ AND VERTICAL BAR!!!shut the fuck up
this is so fucking funny actually
>>204964770i was laughing at burt but i'm only smiling at this but smiling constantly which feels great. thanks for the entertainment, wiggers! i'll never give you a cent, but i appreciate your hard work!>>204964793go on flowstreams and find out
>>204964808gay sex cause hes gay
feeling a little cringed out here ngl
Is that a TCL smart television with Dolby atmos????
>>204964775Thx mommy.
This bit is funny stop being faggots
>>204964786abi had barely any fans where'd this abi brigade come from
>>204964808>$3,800 and a free TV, fuck yeah!
>>204964775this is unironically AB
HERE WE GO HE IS GOING TO PRETEND TO GET REALLY ANGRY AND SMASH THE TV UP
its looping around to being funny again for me kek
it is funny. the only thing is that this is unprofessional and makes the cast question the authority of the producers
>>204964673first time here. are they allowed to annoy people on fishtank?
TJ is in the TCL box
This is fucking stupid
oh my god how many times are they gonna do this
He's gonna break it in the next 5 minutes
>>204964808>I'm gonna be on TV
thats the joke you fucking retards. making fish and viewer suffer is the funny part right now.
Has Sam lost the spark?
>>204964847surely it'll be funny by the 100th time
>>204964775THANK YOU FAT INDIAN MA'AM SAAR!
>>204964775dont "accidentally" clip cp and share it tooyou're totally not a pedophile
>>204964656Kino
Has Sam dropped any n-bombs in anger yet?
>>204964848she had perma moral highground in bitchtank and then made a spectacle & fool of herself in chat after leaving and started lurking here
>>204964882i'm laughing at you
>>204964852at least they're trying to build a character instead of him coming in on 10 smashing shit like a retard from the first day.
>>204964864Until sam fake rages and smashes the TV and the pumpkins
I have an idea! I'll go out there and ruin the plan because I can't be serious on camera for five minutes!
Love this bit lmao
end the bit
>>204964872Hi Jet.
FUCK!
guys you don't understand.. allow me to explain for those out of the loop.. sam loves breaking stuff, its kind of HIS THING (real FANS know) just wait for the hilarity to ensue and you will see what I mean.
THANK YOU TCL
do TJedittors not like taylor anymore?
I hope this ends with Sam assaulting Ben
>WELCOME YOUR NEW ROOMMATE
>>204964888wait qrd on this?
amazing bit
Make the contestants feel a little spooked each day and keep ramping it up
I like all the female contestants and would like sam to make this friendshiphouse like season 1.
>>204964862good catch
>Taylor still has fansShe’s already borderline obese. I saw she had like 30 live viewers on twitch and one guy chatting.
keep the bit going
>>204964899it wont even be funny if actually does
iFunny > TCLBut this is a good bit
BORING BORING SAM.BORING BORING SAM.BORING BORING SAM.BORING BORING SAM.
>>204964915TJedditors still do, it's the Jimmycels that don't.
>>204964848i'm a fan of neither taylor is just objectively less attractive, before she walled too. she's a common florida rat>where'd this abi brigade come fromyea if you haven't watched bitchtank she had a massive comeback
If I was a fish I would leave the day after this shit. Zero confidence.
they should make the contestants advertise itactually make them promote feastables and act like they like it (it sucks) and tell them Mr Beast is coming to the house in 2 weeks
>>204964862he's going to throw that box at a wall and it'll stick out half way through
>>204964915they broke up.tj started talking to another girl
Give it to me straight Big G, like a pear cider made from 100 percent pears.
Are they even actually filming in the 10th repeat? Lol
>>204964915they broke up anon and she called him a cheater and doxed his friend
I think this bit is hilarious and gets funnier every single time
sams comedy before>woah im hitlers top guysams comedy now>repeat lines until its funny
>>204964656the don
>Theyre gonna praise and thank TCLHow can you now find this shit hilarious kek
>>204964922exactly. these adhd retards have no sense of patience.
>THANK YOU TCL
getting these retards to do an ad for a fucking walmart tv in earnest is actually very funny, stop complaining
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Fishtank deserves to fail at this point
Is this TV a shitbox?
the commitment to the gaslighting is hilarious
I wonder what the fish are thinkingThey seem to actually like Sam, I don't see any JC-types that hate him. Most of them find him funny besides Burt
FAMILY
Thank you iFunny
Tayleigh is in the box bros...
>>204964945I really liked the candy bar. It's expensive for what it is, but definitely not a bad bar.
HE HAS TO BREAK IT
lol they are pretending like its a real show and sam has to repeat himself 10 times lmao so hecking funny!
did burt just touch alexis' butt??
>>204964765nah fish are too siked about actually doing tv that they don't realize something is off
>>204964974this lmao
perfect
>>204964977I need to cum inside of Smaack.
>>204964979I have a tcl tv and it's completely fine
>drink your ZIPP
They're obviously building up to Sam getting progressively more stressed and eventually snapping
>>204964915not since she accused him of cheating
thank you tcl lmfao
WOLF PACK
>>204964941that's your opinion regardless of using "objectively"
is he the only one who realizes it's a bit?
>>204964976botox pussy
>>204964974were not getting tts until at least day 5
>>204964995This but unironically
ohhhh i get it. it's satire lol
>>204964989They have so much room left in the box afterwards, Summer's in there too.
>>204964569has sam and jet been seen together on cam?
>THANKS TCL
>>204964995Bro the way you break down comedy in this weird meta way that reduces it down to its parts is so post-modern and really shows the absurdity of comedy and how dumb it is.
smaack is the most likable cast member by far
>>204965029no shit
>>204964945>actually make them promote feastables and act like they like it (it sucks) and tell them Mr Beast is coming to the house in 2 weeksMr. Beast has a partnership with Disney, they would sue the absolute fuck out of Sam and JetI recommend not to screw with the mouse and his golem
whitebois lost
>>204964991it's dogshit, you suck and fuck youdon't say "definitely" about something that's subjective you pooper
>>204965029He's genuinely a planthttps://x.com/BButteredbreaDD/status/1851019925147549780
>>204965008I haven't watched TV for over a decade, and this brand doesn't exist in my country so I wouldn't know.
thanks TCL
The dread on their faces LMFAO we're getting a quitter in the next few days for sure
BBC TOP
ugh...I was hoping all that crap was a build up to piss off Sam's character and destroy the TV and kill the feeling of saftey...but nah. BORING!
>>204965013anyone with an iq above 130 can see this.
They're going to look back on this moment as the last time they were collectively happy
>>204964984i hope the young prince found his asian damsel
its funny because it's my e- daddy :)
>>204965029i feel like ted will catch on
>>204965029despite what fools here may tell you, luke is the sole plant of the season -- the damiel, if you will
>>204964984Alex seems to genuinely like Sam but Alex is high on life and I don't think he's capable of disliking anyone.
One thing is for sure. If Burt doesn't have a psychotic episode inside the house, once he gets out and hit reality. In a year's time he'll be in jail for murderaping someone.
>>204965043shut the fuck up redditor this shit is boring as fuck to watch live
no one knows who the fuck TCL is, why would the contestants care that they have to say thanks to a TV brand
>>204964570based, works fine on windows
>calls contestants mentally disabled and tells them he will keep their phones>does 10 retakes of just saying the exact same shit>promotion picture is a cardboard box without the actual product even in viewif they still think this is a real show after this they are dumber than i thought
>>204965057There's objectively nothing wrong with a feastable.
>>204964976I'd eat that in a heartbeat
>>204964848you could barely see her in s2, but in fishtank she looked amazing. a literal 9/10. too bad she is so sheltered.
>>204965046I disagree, I want to slowly beat her to death.
>>204964979yes but the floor for tv quality in general is really high
>>204965005post this FUCKING WHORE’S socials
>>204965059>>204965029>>204965050you dont need to be a plant to realize it's a bit it's not subtle >>204965076I think you are right he seems like he'd get it
>>204965067he should destroy it as he hands it to the winner
Outside of Luke who's aware of this whole situation, surely one of these freaks have to feel stupid about having to scream THANK YOU TCL. Right?
>>204965029he knows the showhe and Jet have had contact in the past
>>204965052sue them for what? acknowledging the existence of their product?
>>204965013epic!
i hope whoever wins the tv gets sent home first
splitting them up and turning on tts would be a good way to milk the paypigs
aperture and friends getting filtered
>>204965067You need some level of sunk costs so fish don't leave immediately. Can't ramp it up too fast
A natural-born leader
>>204964985Why does this look like a slasher horror cast?
>>204965081He hates the jeet.
>>204965061It's a cheap big box store tv made in China but it works for me and looks/sounds good
>>204965111pretty sure he's just an actor
This is fucking hilarious lmao, Jet and Sam really knocked it out of the park this season definitely earned a season pass purchase from me.(Delete this part before posting on FTL)
>>204965082If he has any sort of family and people use that against him it could get VERY funny
>>204965041no jet is scared of sam now he only comes up when sam leaves
>>204965088>no one knows who the fuck TCL is, why would the contestants care that they have to say thanks to a TV brandthats the fucking joke you tasteless retard lmao
>>204965090how do they explain the phone thing if they're saying it's not live?
>putting ted alex and jeet in a groupdevious
the best
>>204964782>>204964768>>204964691>>204964654those are shit tier tvs though. LG OLED or bust.
>>204965062Sam is such and ugly nerd, but how does he do it? How does he make the Temu Johnny Depp look work?
Smack has experience with paraskitzos. Sam pairing them up for dialogue.
>>204965066>"B"BC>reported length: 5-7inABC
I want my face in Smaack's muff
>>204965046Imagine being fucking 32 year old millennial and trying to be a "skater girl" in 2024fuckin lmao she is a retard
falling in love with payton
>>204965091you are POOP.
>>204965053She's fantasizing about Mitchel Musso, Burt has no chance, nor is he interested in women.
>>204965121what do you like about tts? why would the show be better with tts right now?
>>204965129I should've specified, I meant Alex doesn't seem capable of hating a person.
>>204965126will he fuck the pumpkin?
>>204965132He's not an actor he's an artist/illustrator who was on Big Brother but got kicked off for saying nigga
>>204965117That way they can enjoy their super cool TCL tv right away!
>>204965122filtered by what? his innate desire to destroy any and all plans?
THANKS IFUNNY
>>204964666>macos user
>>204965104Hopefully.
Which of the fish like Sam and which hate him?Haven't watched much today
>>204965107>2024>Thinking all of these literal faggots feel any shame for anythinglol. good one, anon.
lmfaooo
>>204965155
HOLD UPIs Smack packing a secret phat booty?
>>204965155Bro half this thread are 30+ year old men who post on 4chan and look like Cryokeen
>>204965134Wait until the guys at MENSA hear about this one.
>>204965111are those 4" lifts?
>>204965139who's it supposed to be funny for, because i didnt give a shit
Day 2 seems a little too early to start seeming stressed. You're supposed to ease them in with fake enthusiasm and then suddenly change gears on Day 5.
burt is gonna stick his weiner in his pumpkin
>>204965114Mr Beast sent legal threats for insulting his products in that lunchable ripoff
How long will we have to wait for the season 3 episodes?
Burt will fuck his pumpkin
>>204965171not enough JJJJJ for ya?
>>204965180They all seem to like him. He roidraged in front of Alex and Alex actually seemed impressed by it and complimented him for it.
>>204965157i am mortally wounded by your slicing words, anon
plot twist! Alexis is pregnant
>>204964941Abi really fulfilled no purpose on BItchtank other than to drive character development for Claire.
Girls micro bikini contest/challenge jet You know we need this The season would be unforgettable
>they don't have enough knifes for everyone This level of incompetence can't be real...
perfect pumpkin... hmm...
>>204965180Like him: all women. Someone post the webm of the rat in Bitchtank taking a whiff of Sam's stink.
>>204965187>upshortsyesyes!
>>204965029he was picked up by jet as he was kicked off of Big Brother
>>204965126Burt gets the hottest bitches.
>>204965155i think it'd be fine if she had a job (she doesn't)
>>204964792It's a mix of the less retarded posters having left and the remaining ones' minds decaying since the end of Bloodgames
>the fish are gonna start asking about all sorts of rules and details>they don't know how scuffed the competitions are going to bekek
>>204964919i pray he gets in, larsson would also be kino since he got released recently
>>204965107Why? To them it's a dumb ad read and normies don't seethe about muh heckin consoomerism. The jokes on you shutins
>>204965100https://www.tiktok.com/@alexisyoung1611https://www.instagram.com/lex_young16/retard
>>204965211She said she had 3 pregnancies, so that was probably one of the two miscarriages
>>204965155Yeah heaven forbid she enjoy something in her life.
my self insert
>putting bert behind a paywallwiggers know what theyre doing
>>204965202how did you get that from the fact that I think ironic bits have the potential to ruin their grand plan? actually, I already know: you're mentally retarded
for being a theater kid sam is really bad at acting
>>204965194yeah. retarded faggots need to chill out and let the fish get comfortable.make them want to stay there before you start trying to make them want to leave.
>>204965226no shit retard
>>204965211>not a black guyWE ARE SO BACK
god that skater guy really is uncannily similar to tayleigh
Peyton is unironically the first biological female-born contestant in the Tank
>>204965248abortions
Everybody say Thanks TCL!
>>204965208RIP Big Teej
>>204965233sam and ben just contradicted each other in front of them with the time limit
>>204965052And then have Greg turn up as Mr Beast
>>204965233>>>/bant/
>>204965211... rekieta?
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton is SITTING in b3
binx is a cute
>>204965248Damn I feel bad now
>>204965123I get that, but the producer/host getting pissed off over having to do a dumb commercial is a funny bit and would be a good way to introduce the truth of the show...cause if that happens later it'll make no difference, they'll leave if they leave and won't if they won't, dunno if it happening sooner or later really matters
>>204965189Yeah but skating itself is already dying, all the people in it are getting old
rajesh wants binx so bad lmao
>>204965234hell yeah dude, feeling the same way. i haven't been keeping up with him or josh lately but i heard josh has been streaming a lot with spongebob and all of the ghostbusters. so sick
confessionals and these groupings are made to measure engagement and decide who to kick right?
Mizzy doing sneaky shit or is this her stuff?
>>204965211Is she still married to this guy?
>>204965046out of all the contestants, i'm most interested in seeing how she'll flip when the "real show" is revealed. she's too nice and libtarded for this shit
>>204965270Yes we love to do "baby announcement"s for our abortions
>>204965258He's acting like he's bad at acting, it's actually a masterful performance
>>204965187what did she mean by this
>>204965194Yup, production shouldn't be getting impatient if they want this to work.
>>204965276holy fuck greg got fat after s2
>>204965187God i want to do things to her
>>204965285https://www.instagram.com/surfsterre/only if you are a fag
>>204965257what they just did literally happens behind the scenes on reality tv you turbo sperg
>>204965280at least josie spun around when she sat silently and did nothing.
admit it anon shes the hotest in the tank
>>204965211I'm honestly surprised it's white.
>>204965258sam has never acted he just says things he believes with a smirk on his face for plausible deniability
>>204965214AND she left again (kwab)
how many knives did binx take what a bitch
>>204965262Nigga thought Brayton was a nigga name
>>204965304Yep, he spent the 3k Sam paid him on food
Reminder Simbal fucked you're waifu
indian guy so horny for binx
why is the indian clinging to binx
>>204965301built for skater shotas
>>204965301ewww, she got an AI generated lookin' pussy area
I van 2 be wis binx >asks an incredibly stupid question as an excuse to talk to her Man Indians are stupid
>Half the fish on paycamsNep or Gor?
>okay>let's do this
>>204965314she really is. its undebatable
bedroom 3: the gooncave
>>204965314she is sexy and i would have sex with her willingly
>>204965211we've got a hotwife situation on our hands
>>204965301Absolutely disgusting
>>204965314>Fake titsShan't
>>204965330lowest tier female in the house
>>204965211Based White King
>>204965327>reaching out and touching every womanYou just KNOW he learned that from some PUA guide he read online. Classic Indian guy behavior.
>>204965335Goronian
So these fucking pumpkin carving kits are just another American consumerism scam, right? Take some cheap knife, a cheap scoop, maybe a cheap pen, make them orange, and package them together as a "PUMPKIN CARVING EXPERIENCE"? wtf
Simba the rizzlord
>alexsis "should i carve it like a snake like my foot? haha">stretches leg out and starts rubbing her feet and removing her socks infront of burtwhat the fuck is wrong with this woman
sex with smaack
>>204965336>a good fuck is a good fuck
>>204965314I think about Mizzy's legs a lot but yeah.
>>204965301She would be so hot if she wasn't the type of girl to wear blue lipstick
my bad yo
I swear the pajeet has Cole's voice.
>>204965301she doesnt mind if you choke her during sex
>>204965271thanks tcl!
>burt and alexis carving in silencebeautiful
>>204965089Sweet!!. That's great
BURT HAS NEVER CARVED A PUMPKIN
>>204965297Damn, y'all are evil...
Smaack is really sweet and would be a great mom
>>204965314if youre brown
Alexis is the horniest person in the house and that's saying something.
>>204965314She's bogged
>>204965363she craves daddy burt
Who is Marky-carving?
>>204965294No she's a single mother.
Smaack is actually such a sweetheart
>>204965388neither have i. is that something to mock? are you going to mock me too?
Love how these dumb liberal bitches are treating Burt like he's a low IQ nigger.Implicit normie racism is beautiful.
>>204965361Its for kids no fun haver, it could just be that or you spend 5 bucks and they feel special
Just got back from work. Can I get a QRD on what has happened in Famous House?
>mommy smack will never hold your hand and tell you how to carve a pumpkin
burt is experiencing exciting new activities every day
>>204965304Greg just needs to lose the weight and shavehe's actually not a bad looking guy, quite handsome i'd say
>>204965329>>204965330>>204965334white woman please help me
>give Burt sharp objects to stick things intoMURDER HOUSE
>>204965388he's carved a person though so it'll translate okay
>>204965361Hey retard what do you think buying candy for Halloween is? Jesus you chuds are stupid
>>204965409she’s love and life
>>204965388He's stuck a knife in something before though HE'S JUST LIKE THE JOKER WHAT A MAD MAN
>>204965395yes until she turns your kid into a tranny
>>204965417binx BLACKED
asmr challenge
>>204965301Her face looks like Anthony Fantano.
>>204965413Burt is clearly autistic and i think Smack picked up on that
>>204965180What did Alex say? I saw it live but didn't quite catch what he says. He was all wide-eyed and went "bro, you're [unintelligible]"He raged hard enough to interrupt Alex naming every black person he knows personally
>>204965417https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730157438536211.webm
>>204965413He is tho
>>204965363Burt literally gave her a BBC card like it was some redeemable token.
>>204965211The people in the replies watch too much cuck porn lol.
>>204965413but he is. burt started just carving it without gutting it first
>tfw luke will never fist your virgin asshole the way he fists that pumpkin
>>204965410yes of course it is anon. why have you never carved a pumpkin? are you a gay black man too?
>>204965371What’s wrong with a sweetie wearing cute lipstick colors for fun?
Im souring on binx. Im team Payton now
>>204965445"you're thor! no, odin!"
>>204965413he is like a noble beast
>>204965311yeah in real life the producers would smirk and hold back their laughter because they think they're so funny when doing something that's completely routine for them
>>204965450Sam all but told her that he's schizophrenic
Mizzy is going to win. Y'all underestimate her.
Simbal doesn't ask for pussy. He takes it.
>>204965409I honestly cannot wait until she's in tears and saying she wants to go home whilst Frank is trying to hold her down and fart in her face or something
>>204965449kek
this show should just be burt experiencing exciting new activities that he hasn't done before. i doubt he's ever made paper mache, get him doing that tomorrow
>>204965417blue hair bpd whore lusted for Burt Floyd
>>204965417schizophrenia
>>204965445>bro you're fuckin thor
>>204965459God I want luke in my pumpkin guts
>>204965481Yeah he would be familiar with rape
>>204965481Post your hands
Ian just admitted to Luke to being Vegan. Didn't think this guy could get even less likable
>>204965383Yeah, works better then the fishtank website lol.But the delay is roughly 10 seconds compared to the website
>>204965460i don't participate in "halloween". i don't want to encourage more children to become obese
>>204965416>buy a shittier version of something you already have to prove you love your children
Finally sitting down and watching this, I didn't expect the indian guy to have the accent lmao
>>204965480she's a delusional musician, her ego is too big and she will get butthurt
>>204965449funniest fishtank moment
>>204965304Alcoholism fucks you up quick.
>Here's that content that you asked for
So will the Jeets support their fellow Jeet or simp for tayleigh and josie again
>>204965304
>>204965488I'd watch this ngl
>>204965488>this show should just be burt experiencing exciting new activities that he hasn't done beforeThis desuNeed a rebrand
>>204965392killing a foetus is not evil, it's life that hasn't even been born and has no conscience of the world. Faggot.
>>204965451is it not ? he can fuck anyone in the house because hes bi or by force. no one stands a chance
>you will never cuddle with smaack and watch movies on vhs
>>204965468Peyton is inoffensive which is how women should be
>>204965408What has she revealed about why the marriage ended? She doesn’t seem angry about her ex so I’m guessing she cheated.
>>204965494.....do they really take this many pills? that's like, an 80yo cancer patient's medicine cabinet
Where the fuck is the director cam?
>>204965449Lmfao
>pikachu is the best pokemondropped, shit taste
Sup?
>>204964725that was actually really funny
>>204965521Fat.....er
This is kino but holy fuck zoom this camera in, please
>>204965524OH MY SCIENCE!!
>>20496553624 more hours
>>204965449that boy tooting up a stormalso that "jesus christ" being drowined out by his loud ass pissing nearly killed
>>204965536it's coming and so am i
>>204965460don't partake in amerimutt "traditions"
thank you tcl
giving burt a sharp object is terrifying. this might end badly
>>204965540you think he would let me top?
>>204965456Burt is 160 IQ gigganigga autist, he is doing the most efficient carving
Where’s Burt?
>>204964375payton is every average middle class cute girl. pretty easily obtainable.
>>204964656now he needs to start walking around like a mob guy asking people to do him favors
>sex worker's mom is a catholic I hope they get along :(
is luke secretly still just a loser? guess it explains why he is on the show
>I never had the opportunity to buy a pumpkin from literally any grocery store in the month of October
I gave all my VHS's to my brother. Every girl I know pretends to not like stuff around me so I have no excuse to talk to them.
>>204965573literal supermodel. grow up
>>204965522>>204965523every day needs a new enrichment activity for him to accomplish so he doesn't hurt himself or others
>>204965460>being americanthis is prime euro hours lmao gtfo
>>204965449Th-thats not piss... is it
>>204965536EAR
This fake ass bitch smack is meeting a real African like Burt. I bet this bitch doesn’t even know what fufu is.
>>204965568why u think they have vance fake filming him 1 foot away
Whats he ganna carve? Imo It should he a big N
You faggots don't have the pirate streams up for this one? How else am I supposed to watch my nigga burt fuck a pumpkin in the penthouse?
>>204965572Penthouse
>>204965584He just said he's catholic, no reason to carve a pumpkin
>>204965560its celtic.
alex fuming at the jeet
>>204965583He's a pretty successful artist, just an introverted guy
>>204965580the new pope loves cats. he's a cataholic
>>204965549wish we had the live feed from Vance’s camera
>>204965524I wasn't being serious Captain autism.
>>204965609retard
>Everyone complains about wiafuwars season 1 and 2>Everyone has a waifu season 3 by nowkek
>alexsis calling burt honeyBBC addicted or pity
>>204965449>closes door after he's donehighest IQ in the house
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton momentarily BENT OVER in front of the bedroom 3 camera
>>204965583yeah just like brian
>>204965550Christfag
>>204965620rightfully so. fuck the high tech support jeet
>>204965618not as you americans know it
alex is popping off
go to dining room confrontation
>>204965616God I wish I were that pumpkin
luke has simbal 100% pegged, even knows he stole all the candy
>>204965603The fuck is Vance suppose to do?
luke teaching them big brother voting strategies
>>204965630>retardno shit I'm watching fishtank.
>>204965583he’s easily the coolest guy there
View bots just dropped off fishtank kick it was at 3.1k and dropped instantly to 431
payton board pics now
Luke is Vance but betterAlex is Jon but kinda better
alexis bros we eating good
>>204965536inside jet's ear
>>204965635She can smell his gay tard vengeance vibes. She doesn't want to die.
>>204965609Lurk more or pay up
>>204965449fucking kek
>>204965639reddit athiest retard. maybe you should go back
>>204965624Same, they did it on bloodgames. They must be too lazy to set it up again.
Paypigs, should we carry Payton to the finale like we did with Josie and TJ?
>>204965667
>>204965665KEK
>>204965643i'm in cork, born here, raised here, will die here.
fuck alex rules so much >jeet is small in statue and personality and a punk
>>204965639Logical fallacy
>>204965524>if you're unconscious I can just kill you if I want
>>204965637best gimmick poster
Symbol LOVES touching white women
>>204965609people have posted like 5 different ways to watch the paypig cams for freepay attention
>>204965603If Burt snaps, the only person who could maybe take him is Sam
oh shit, ranjesh getting shit on
>>204965643turnips
Alex is a real one, fuck simba
>>204965648echoes are so bad i can hear the argument from b3 and also get commentary
Alex kino machine
They need to bring in Jon as a freeloader and just have him and Alex interact.
>>204965671she looks 40 at the LEAST
ALEX AND JEET BEEFING
Smack faggots need to die
>>204965635pity. she could fuck a regular black guy any day of the week. burt is a freak she is compelled to share a room with
Alex needs to call both of these faggots out.He knows the word he needs to say.Do it Alex.
>>204965720alex the mogger
I fucking hate simbal
>>204965688Burt is winning. 160IQ. You will enjoy the BBC
>>204965676>Lurk more or pay upOr you could stop being a gatekeeping nigger. I'm tired of sifting thru the archive.
>>204965633>Everyone complainsWho do you think people were complaining about? The waifu fags of s1 are the same waifu fags
Alex is for the white man.
>>204965692even worse bai, a ridiculous accent and mutt women
>>204965122are you all starting to realize that sam is not that funny
THE PAJEET IS A BITCH. TOTAL ALEX DOMINATION.
Alex, you have to unleash your monkey powers on the jeetgo all out, just this once
>>204965361You're really breaking the conditioning
ALEX GET THIS JEET
I fucking hate Ted, he is always making passive aggressive little comments towards Alex
>>204965524I agree but only when the fetus is black
Why is Kick constantly cutting to that destroyed room for me?
Alex ripping symbolic ass rn
ALEX RIPPING IN TO THE JEET AND TED GOING BACK ON HIS WORD BEING A BITCH.
Ted bitching out
alex is jon with a higher iq and more manic
BEAT SIMBAL TO DEATH
Alex is honestly being a bitch, but he's funny so I'm still on his side
>inb4 burt carves the root structure of the mushroom he quickly glanced at prior to entering the famous house in perfect detail
mizzy has completely plummeted to me today. she's dumb as fuck and her whispering drives me insane
So where is the crew staying this season? In a camper van parked in the driveway?Next house over?If none of the crew are in the house, how fast can they get there to stop a Burt violent schizo episode?
TOTALJEETDEATH
>>204965731the information you need is literally in the OP, retard. we're not gatekeeping you're just fucking stupid
>>204965691i was thinking wow they are actually gaining some good traction on kick and then it was shattered, they bots are back now though
Ted is a fucking pussy faggot
>>204965718a nice and breedable age
Ted is such a faggot
>Fish split into teams>Immediately start talking shit about others>Retards in dining room start shit with each otherkek
Alex owes Burt sex
>>204965688 a fishtank nepo baby
>>204965626The sarcasm didn't work cause there wasn't any funny or clever so of course I thought it was serious
>>204965772They have their own wing in the house
>>204965692nice, tipp man here
I love how hard alex defends ted for no reason. He wants him to stand up for himself so bad
Alex putting his monkey wrangling skills to use.
>>204965767Exactly, Alex is pure content. The other two are faggots.
ME LISTEN TO ME SAAR
Listen to me my friend. My friend. Bloody BASTERD
Ted and Alex about to fight.
>>204964375payton is exactly my type.middle class girls who played volleyball. somewhat tall, cute.
ted quit being a bitch, you could have alex on your team and you're doing this shit
luke is a gamer
>>204965301>put your face smack dab in between these anon
>>204965692>>204965795When you lads going to sleep?
>>204965796this, love him
>>204965809Same. All she’s missing is a baseball cap
>>204965796he is fighting a losing battle
Wise Indian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Ck8e7CUeswatch josie during these nontent hours
>>204965725Why is Alex mad at them? He's mogging ngl
Ted is an bigger fag than the Jeet.
how long until the first BPD meltdown?
I love the TedxAlex dynamic
>>204965801SAAAR LISTEN TOO ME
>>204965688she's cut from the right cloth (cute confrontation-averse nontent coaster)
teds a fucking faggot
>>204965473>>204965496lmao I love this retard
Imagine not carving a TCL logo into a pumpkin right now, easy win.
ted confirmed for faggot
Kicking off on day 2... Last season had no rowdiness at this point right?
man ted is not going to last long
>DINGUS
what the fuck is wrong with tedseriously
Ted truly is a mirror of the bike cuck
>>204965768KEK
QUICK ALEX YOU HAVE THE PASS
Sheldon. Fucking Ted reminds me of Sheldon from BBT.
Sirs please stop the argue
>>204965772the spiral staircase in the island/kitchen area leads to a basement.
>>204965301Dude what's with her leg? It's all fucked up
TCL changed my life
This alliance is already breaking down
ted is such a pussy but I want him to stick around for the kino with alex
>Bert isn't aware that his austim is obviousHe's only talked about the things that fit on his business card & jerked his dick 5 times in like 28 hours, how can he not know it's obvious
>>204965832hopefully awhile, Burt is the mostly likely candidate and when his meltdown comes its going to be show ending.
>>204965821my sleep schedule was upside down anyway so I can live on american time
>>204965847It took 3 weeks for those retards to do anything. This is way more intense.
Ted is a fuckimg snake
>>204965746That’s why I like him. Make fun of the retard to his face without him realizing.
>>204965855two faced faggot
>>204965834Its perfect. Alex is forcing ted to be his friend
Well, Ted and SImbal are my least favorites now. Holy fuck, these dudes suck ass.
>>204965837josie and tj were content despite what ab says
>>204965865people who aren't morbidly obese such as yourself have visible tendons
>he has the tism and is shocked how people could tell
ted back stabbing alex, the only guy that wanted to help him. total ted death
>>204965809This. But then she has a black bf who does law
i feel like ted is going to go far
>>204965867Ted was never part of the alliance, it’s obvious he was always gonna side with the majority no matter what. He’s weak.
ted is even more reddit then zoltar
Alex unironically thinks he's on a season of The Real World in 2004
>-and I want a picture of your monkey!
you guys are saying ted is being a pussy but can you imagine this complete retard talking at you for hours and not getting a little worked up and pissed?
Alex deploy the N bomb now!
Ted hates everyone and himself
Ted reminds me of my faggot low IQ brother in law.
>>204965847tay felt creeped by tj.cole and peter were starting things.jimmy was annoyingsummer being aggro with Trish
>>204965855Redditor
Kek people are sleeping on the power of tedhe will mog these foolsJust like TJ did
To be fair, Ted did say in his confessional yesterday that nobody likes him and nobody should like him.
I grew to like Ted, he can be funny, I wasn't expecting that.
>>204965897You mean people who are underweight?
Alex does not fuck around when it comes to monkeys
>>204965913He's trying to make it the next Jersey Shore, bro
Alex HATES Ted kek
>Ted thinks monkeys cook their foodWhat the fuck
>fuck no man, you can't teach a monkey to cook. You should no betterAlex is perfect>>204965855Its ftm tranny. Wtf do you think
>>204965933sure thing lardass
>>204965791kek, I'll add /s next time just for you.
LMFAOOOOO ALEX IS SO MAD >dude you know better
>>204965883Nah fuck him. He's a passive aggressive cunt and then plays the victim crying saying nobody likes him
>>204965829I think it's because he's a paranoid and angry retard who kicks off at any perceived slight against him. He's great.
Idk about you guys but I love Ted he's funny
ted was right about everyone hating him and that he deserved it for being socially retarded
>>204965899>5kb>53x54fuck these camera angles
>>204965893TJ is josie is so nontent they didn't even show her as the winner in the "explaining fishtank" video they just released
Would you rather:>Let Jimmy feed you Advil Liqui-Gelsor>Let Burt feed you his Cummaxxing Stack
Alex is about to lose it lmao
>>204965893i loved tj but he did nothing but sway and kick holes in walls until the last week (when he suddenly became content king)
>>204965930kwab
found alexis's twin, she is completely moged by our mommy alexis
ted trying to be funny is falling like a lead balloon. this faggot has to go
>>204965899I hope tinyposting takes off
>no they can't cook fucking foodLol Ted fucking with him now.
qrd for someone who hasn't watched at all since last night? PLEASE
>>204965913fucking kek this is so accurate. everything about him is 2004
>>204965931These snake faggots are really easy to identify if you run into enough of them.
Ted is bitchmade 1992
Ted is the type of nigga to try to befriend his bullies christ
ppv is working fantastic now. Thank you to the mod niggas if yall are in here.
Mizzy is trying to convince Luke to kick Alex, but Alex says no.
>>204965941He's trolling. If you don't get it then you're Alex.
>>204965913Perfect description
>>204965875same here, greetings from switzerland
teddy's making enemies and not even carving his pumpkin
>>204965905mental illness gook lover
>>204965444She said during her confessional that he was “neurologically spicy” which is cringe millennial speak for autistic
I want the pajeet to stay long enough only so he could get tortured when TTS comes live. Ted is a lost cause. Ian has zero personality. I think I have heard Ian speak only a handful of times and each time he was forced.
>>204965945Thanks bro, that would help with my autism
>>204965925Ted has already spoken more words than tj did the entire season
ted is actually kind of funny trolling alex with dumb monkey questions
Ian bros how we feeling?
Mizzy wants to make sandwiches for Luke
Helpermonkey is some OneyPlays hypothetical shit.
I fucking HATE how passive aggressive Ted is. I HATE HATE HATE that dumb bastard CUNT.FUCK.
>voted for Bernie >brought a skateboard with him but can’t skate >125 pounds >needed someone else to stand up for him >just let the pajeet get away with it anyway after an hour of coaching>talks shit about himselfIs there anything more embarrassing than being a leftist “man” in the current year?
>>204965915He's not even getting pissed, he's just rolling over and being passive aggressively and self-loathing. he's a pathetic faggot
I think luke is my favorite contestant, he know how to play this reality show game to a tee.
>>204965977This, the switch up on Alex is insane.
>Payton's parents had to sign a waiver for her to come onoh nonononononono
>>204965985yeah, been flawless today other than the sync which i assume is on the wiggers side
Why are they speaking to Burt like he's the Iron Giant
>>204965524The only abortion ban I agree with is on white non retarded non crack babies. All the rest I agree. Not human.
Alex is a 40 year old with a teenager haircut
guys abbi is crying!!!!!!!
>creamer? i hardly know her!based smacky
>>204965960twin contest bitch you in 3rd place holy shit she's hit
>>204965961jokes falling flat is his shtick. Remember his "don't call me early for dinner" thing like 10 minutes after he showed up?
>>204966002This Alex guy comes across as a liar. Ted should tell him this repeatedly.
YO ALEX TELL EM LOL
>>204965768insane hahahaha
>>204965992gruezi aus den vereinigten staaten
Ted needs to be relentlessly bullied. Fucking pathetic twerp. I want Alex to get turn on him and start attacking him
>>204966003...
comfy group
>>204965950They are all pretty good in their own way
>>204966011he is not a contestant
ted is fucking with Alex because he knows what fishtank is. Dungay already exposed it
>>204965999They just need to make some cringe kino with Ian before he leaves, make him do some acting of some sort infront of the group
>>204966006Alex would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
>>204966030exactly he should already know what makes him rage after last night.
Ted is a complete faggot. I hope Sam boxes his head in. Total Ted and Smaack death.
DINING ROOM NOW
>>204966031ted is too high. you only put him there because you relate to that doomer faggot
Ted is like TJ but with out the dorky charm
>>204965967>Burt exposed the fact that he's a porn star sex worker>Smack now thinks Alex is a literal retard>Pumpkin carving contest for a shitty TV sam will destroy in 40 minutes
>>204966046source?
Is Alex friends with anybody in the house?
Bedroom 3 is figuring out its live
>have shit stolen>guy tries to get you to stand up for yourself>even helps you and stands up for you instead>side with the thiefWtf
>>204966007>he’s crying nowWhat a pathetic little worm.
Lol I don't know why you would hate on Ted. His dynamic with Alex is hilarious.
Alex is the alpha monkey
Anyone getting gay vibes from Luke?
>>204966031They're too close to Burt. A rank needs to be empty and Burt moved into a higher rank than S
>>204965999the jeet to stay long enough to get absolutely raped by tts would be pure kino. ted staying long enough for a couple of rapes by burt is also required. ted to go after burt uses him, then tts on for the flushing of the poo.
Call me a pussy all you like but I think it’s wrong to put Burt in this environment. This neurospicey man needs support not exploitation.
>>204966064Ted is the anti-TJ, total loser.
man, alex is trying so hard to be ted's friend and ally and ted's shitting all over him. I don't get it.
>>204966039Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.
>>204966071NoHe's the worst parts of both cole and jimmy together
>>204966071He's kind of allied with Luke who realizes hes a retard
>>204965992fishtank was created to fuck up european men's lives
they're talking about when the show is going out (pumpkins won't be seasonal) and suspecting it's live
"service monkey" is a hilarious idea
need a peyton update
>>204966057As far as entertainment goes ted is a nice foil to alex. Doesn't mean i like him as a person
>>204966078he isn't gay?
WHEN DOES JOSIE SHOW UP
Ted is not going to make it
>>204965301skinny women are disgusting. very boyish, gross.
>>204966057switch him and Ian then
Alex needs Jimmy in there
>>204966083You weren’t complaining when it was jimmy
>>204966042>Smaack: I don't do twitter. I saw a girl bending over on there and I was like, how is that stuff allowed?>Burt: Wait wait wait really? Send that shit to me.
>>204966074Liberal "man"
>>204966078N is for No
how is Ted such an insufferable bitch holy shit
Ted is pushing buttons
>>204966074Ted's the kid you try to stick up for and immediately realize why he's bullied in the first place
>>204966071luke. i think everybody will vote alex off. luke has been trying to get people on their side but i don't think anybody will vote against the majority yet.
>>204966101i don't think we gave payton enough credit! secret genius?
>>204966104i'll let you know
>>204966085I hate TJ and I hate Ted 10x more. Get TJ in to crush Ted in boxing.
>>204966113shes currently doing halloween makeup
>>204966104she's winning
>TED NOW TURNING ON JEET
>"Was he smoking a cigar... inside? That's so great. I love that. I love second hand smoke. That's really good for me and everyone else."Ted is a fucking bitch
>>204966083i was definitely feeling the same last night. i feel like they're in a weird spot though cause he could react badly to being kicked out too
>>204966024gotta love the smaackster
>>204966088he somewhat hides how passive aggressive and morally ugly he is by being self-deprecating
>>204964602name one thing she's done
>>204966113she's live right now
>>2049661011000 IQ
>>204966113Josie is live right now
>>204966078nope
>>204966051Anything really which obviously triggers him and just sit back passively as he spergs out every single time.
if this was season 1 they'd all just be carving pumpkins in awkward silence
Ted not being an annoying homo-nigger for 5 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Ted is legitimately a bad person.
>>204966092you have been doing this since bitchtank. whats your fucking problem?
>>204966071Luke has bonded with him because they both said the no-no word
>>204965954being quirky is content, she was the center of attention in a way payton can't be even being the best looking
luke: How far are you willing to go? Its clearly an internet show.
>>204966133This. Alex is the KING.
>>204966064nah ted thinks he's above everything while also shitting on himself. very annoying to watch
>>204966088This explains it. Ted is defending Simbal for stealing from him.
>>204966127the cheese room
>>204966141weird looking bitch. why are zoomer girls so ugly?
What are they even arguing about lmao.
They better bake those pumpkin seeds in oil and season them with salt and paprika or i'm going to chimp out
>>204966065thank you mate x
>>204966064ted is tayleigh. he would claim sexual assault and rape if he had a pussy.
why is alex so sigma? ted is acting like a woman
ALEX B REAL
>>204966088Ted is an incel who has seen a man below him in the social pecking-order. Being a petty incel, he's taking this one opportunity he's scoped out to be """dominant""". However, he doesn't know most of the viewers dislike him and like Alex.
>>204966141Yes she is. Me as her husband to be exact.
>>204966134Nah production will make sure the candy he has is worth enough points.
>>204966101oh fuck
>24? i thought you were olderLMAO
Luke will win pumpkin carving for sure. Dude is a crazy good artist. Picrel.
>>204966145Ted has to FtM
>>204966083He's getting some pussy and bussy out of this, it's all good.
>>204966101Don't these retards realize that reality tv filming can be done a year before first air?The garbage 40+ women watch like real housewives is filmed at least several months before the airdate.
>>204966185>if
>>204966177wondering the same. what did i miss?
>>204966145He looks like a monkey. No wonder Alex has such an easy time owning him.
>>204966165Everyone this season is with maybe the exception of luke and alex
>>204966102Don't fucking say that. You know damn well service monkeys don't exist.
>>204966088Ted knows everyone hates alex and doesnt want to be dogpiled after alex
>>204966074>That stolen bike comic but with candy
I would have terrorized this faggot Ted in school. Would have been good fun
>>204966122Jimmy isn’t truly mentally ill. Just garden variety bullshit he exploits for sympathy
>>204966173He really is bike cuck kek
ian thought mizzy was older than 24 kek.
>>204966179cashews are better
Alex W
When Ted dies will anyone mourn him?
>>204966088ted strikes at people he perceives as less than him
>>204966007being a right winger
>>204966205but it is going out live, anon. we're watching it
Love Mizzy's thighs but that bitch ain't 24
>>204966199Put the W's in the bag
Alexis and Smaack are telling Burt to be more open and stop hiding his schizophrenia
>you half-mankek
>>204966101retarded geniuses.
alex is so fucking based lmao
luke is heavily hinting that things might get worse
THE JEET IS GETTING IT
Alex is the man
>>204966196who said that to whom?
TOTAL JEET DEATH
I FUCKING LOVE ALEX!!!!!
GET HIS ASS ALEX
KNEEL
alex going CRAZY
>>204966166people itt are literally cucking out fantasizing about Alex bullying Ted and you want to come after gawk-TUAH anon?
Come on Alex. Use a racial slur you fucking faggot.
this just tells me ted will be around until top 3 at least unless he quits
The reaction to Alex saying NIGGA really gave a glimpse into the future and shifted the betting odds hard.
>you're standing next to me, thats as high in life as you're ganna getWhat a badass line
>>204965867 Luke is kinda badmouthing Alex and saying he's not in a group with him in the bar while carving
Sorry Burt, Alex B is a man of action and is absolutely mogging Simbal and Ted.
>Alex hates liars>Alex is real>alex drops N-bomb>Nu-uh! I didn't say it!
>>204966173I thought this day 1 lolll skate cuck
Take his knife lmao
BASED ALEX CHALLENGING THE JEET
>>204966088he said niggerhe thinks he's some kind of despised racist that all the viewers hate
>>204966227No, he strikes at whoever the majority is already striking at
TOUCH MY SHIT
>>204966177candy
Keep going Alex!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHbGsZUsisE
>>204966233apparently her youtube channel said she was 26 2 years ago
>Payton says production didn't seem weirdkek
Burt says he likes young skinny white males with autism
ALEX IS CRASHING OUT
Have simbal worked in a callcenter before?
I can't stop laughing. God damn it
>>204966256ted is a faggot
>on /tv/
This level of beef is insane for day two.
>>204966249I cant wait for him to be hit by TTS and SFX
icl this is not great Alex is holding a knife shouting at this jeet lol
alex may be annoying but we love alex. he got some balls
any clipper channels?
alex is annoying as fuck but when he's arguing with somebody he's absoulte kino
>>204966265>gannais this a jeet thing or what?
>>204966290>ALEX IS CRASHING OUT
ENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWWENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWWENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWWENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWWENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWWENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWW
Production needs to back up Alex here.Proper sense of injustice against Simbal.
I don't think Symbal is bad for stealing candy on the goofy reality show, but Alex is somehow convincing me he's the worst.
Alex is a true Sigma
JET MAKE ALEX SAY NIGGA TO PAJEET
>>204966288There is only air in Payton's head
will alex sperg out like jimmy?
>TOUCH MUH LUGGAGE PUNKhow do you respond without sounding mad?
he's crashing out!
damn wtf happened i made food, come back and alex is goin more insane than normal
PUNK!
Kek, the Poo's accent has gotten thick.
I'm half watching, but why does everyone hate Ted?
Alex and Ted gonna start swinging.
>>204966248ian to mizzy
>do hollywood casting>still somehow find a Jon/Jimmy type who is going to carry the first half of the showfucking how?
>>204966268alex may burn bright but he will burn out the quickest, and probably over the dumbest thing. like Jimmy and the telephone
>you're cute, punk!
Wow Alex is going to town LOL
alex confirmed for the lolcow of season 3burt will have an episode and leave early
>every time i told people i was going on this, they painted such a bad picture>but it's like, they've communicated really well... they have a contract...
>>204966333Call him the n word
>mogs all other males
>You're cute, PUNK!
>>204966288female tj
GURL!
I'm watching Luke and Ian at the bar. What happened with Ted?
new>>204966354>>204966354>>204966354
>>204966341autistic faggy woe is me ftm troon
>>204966288Well she is a model, so she's probably experienced weird photographers.
Pajeet just taking it, what a bitch
>>204966346rural areas are full of people like alex
This show ain't lasting for six weeks
>>204966332Much sooner, Jimmy was actually able to hold it together for a few days. Alex also has a much higher sense of morals he himself doesn't follow.
>>204966332Try and take his candy, go on, fuck around and find out. Fool.
>alex reeming into the jeet for stealing ted's candy>ted defending the candy thiefThis is unrealHow can someone be SO spineless?
alex is such a yapper and I love it
King Alex, eater of SSBBW ass, I kneel.
CRASHOUT SEASON lmfao Alex rules
>>204966346retards are more delusional and apply to more shit
>alex still standing up for ted after ted keeps spitting in his faceactual heart of gold
alex for season 3.5
>confronting a thridworlder while he has a sharp object Alpha move by Alex.
>>204966312No... ive typed that my entire life. Its just easier than saying "going to" and he said it like "ganna"
Alex is so mad lmao. Kino
>Simbal steals from Ted>Alex stands up for Ted>Ted gets mad at him for it>Alex still defending him because it's fucked up of Simbal to doAlex is a class act
non american herewhere is Alex's accent from?
>>204966346Those types are actually very common among that lot.
>>204966333rape his asshole while invoking his dead dad
>>204966341Two faced weasel
>>204965067trust the plan
>>204966369alex is digging his own grave
>>204966371He's from Louisville/Houston not exactly rural
>>204966341alex is standing up for him against simbal for stealing his candy and he's just rolling over and being a giant pussy
Smash the pumpkin Alex... SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT
>>204966341cause he's a bitch
>>204966360Alex is trying to stick up for Ted's stolen candy but he's pussying out telling Alex to stop instigating
>>204966346Jon and Jimmy were desperate for attention types and this is a show casting people desperate for fame. I'm surprised it isn't a house full of Alex's
Man Alex is eviscerating Ted.
Ted is such a bitch lmao
TED KWABOOTY
>>204966348>>204966357Cute as in sly
sex with alexis
>>204966409left 4 dead 2
TED IS SCARING THE HOES
>Guess what?>GUESS WHAT?!
>ted grows a backbone when defending the guy who stole from himFucking pathetic
ALEX IS A MAN. A REAL MAN. HE'S FUCKING BASED. I LOVE ALEX. I TRUST ALEX WITH MY LIFE.
TED IS ANGRY
>>204965449this guy has so much potentialshame it will end up in him stabbing one of the female contestants with fork>>204966031yeah, burt is s for schizo
>>204965696retard logic
Alex is so good. This shit finally feels like a real reality tv slop. Another kino season in the making.
>sam wasted his "turn a beta fag into an alpha male" storyline on retard tjTed actually could take initiative. He wouldnt sit there on the bench after sam gave him a big speech about "doing something" saying "uhhhhh duhhhhhh" while the cameras on the site cut out (but flowstreams stayed on)
>>204966464Terrifying image
>>204965187>>204965301good girl
>>204966289Is that what he said? I thought he said when people think of autism they think of skinny white boys. And smack said “there’s A LOT of skinny guys everywhere”
>>204966517Yes, you certainly are retarded.
Jesus at this point Alex has an axe to grind.
Call him sir some more Ted, you pathetic fucking loser
Ted is a gigantic bitch. I would bully him.
>SAAR PLESE LET ME REDEEM THE CANDY SAAR
>>204966521TJ is likable Ted is not
LOL
seriously jet with these camera anglesWHAT WAAS HE THINKING
>>204966409my guess is Louisiana with a hint of hard drug use, maybe Kentucky
>SAAR I HAVE MADE YOUR MOTHER BUTT HOLE
TOTAL STREET SHITTER DEATH KWABBBBB
GAY NIGGAS:FUCK, MARRY, KILLJON, ALEX, BURT???
DONT MAKE JOKES ABOUT A MAN'S MONKEYS, Alex should be allowed to kill him
TED IS BITCH MADE.
>>204966517NOOO!!! I MEANT YOU!!GRRR >:(
>>204966341He formed a pact with Alex and Luke, after a discussion about candy being stolen from them, they said they would get each other’s backs and would confront the Indian about stealing candy from Ted. It’s now time to confront the Indian and Ted being the victim bitched out and sides with the thief. >tldr: jew
Deleting every Ted screen I saved yesterday
>>204965777kick is notorious for viewbotting
He needs to get him angry enough that he starts yelling in full pajeet
>he took a shit in your scrambled eggsFucking lol
These people are more fucked up and freakish than the S2 cast. Incredibly grim what is up with that
>>204966633fuck jon kill alex and marry burt
THE CLOWN WHO ALMOST TOOK ME DOWN
>>204966464She cheated on her husband because she was a horny nurse working long shifts
I LOVE ALEX I LOVE ALEX I LOVE ALEX
>>204966065>YOU win the prize! The 65" T C L flat screen television!>Sam unboxes it>lifts it up and walks down the steps in the den towards the couch>almost immediately drops it>OH SHIT>I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT>FUCK>we got another one?>no>we'll make it up to you>shitty present 1/10th the value and/or advantage in the next challenge>advantage is negligible and the challenge is just so trolling bit with no consequencescalling it
>>204966475kek
burt is a masochist>sometimes is hurt myself because i get a hign from it.
>>204966729good call
>>204966409Kentucky
>when my psychiatrist asks me if i would hurt myself or others i can never answer that question honestlyburt WILL provide murder kino this season
fuck what did i miss?
>>204966739Guy's a hollow man chasing any sensation to make him feel alive.
>>204966739Burt is the most fascinating nigger I’ve ever heard of
>>204966754>I don't think there's anything sinister about burt>*sam puts her in a room with him and he starts talking about hurting people*
did someone clip that BOOOOOY
>>204966768Alex B not letting the pajeet steal from a fellow White, even if that fellow White is a pathetic beta cityslicker cuck.
Truly what is there not to like about Burt
>>204966042Smack is a woke cunt. Fuck her. Mizzy's thighs mog
>>204966830based af
>>204966768>Alex realized the jeet stole everyone’s candy >calls him out>Ted won’t stick up for himself>Alex sticks up for Ted>Ted gets uncomfortable and sides with the jeet who stole his candy
I feel like I should be annoyed at Alex, but it's just so fucking funny. He will not let anything go
>>204966836gay nigger
>>204966399it's "gonna"
>He's full of beansLuke is great
SWEET AS A PUMPKIN
I cann't wait for the all-star season featuring Jon, Jimmy and Alex
kick stream deleted
kick stream was kill
yo really? there goes kick
goran nuked the kick restream
>YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR PUMPKIN, PUMPKIN
resident tard ahs been identified - might crashout worse than Jimmy
>They finally killed the Kick streamNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>204967004gonna get that taken down too. nice
i think binx is part spic
>>204966952The obs stream works amazing that the anon posted the tutorial for in another thread
Insanity that the kick stream was deleted, what fags
>>204967004we need the paywalled streams
Alex been talking about this fucking candy for half an hour straight at this point based af. Waiting for the jeet to snap and things to get violent.
>alex just ripping into the jeet holy fuckingbased
>we need your help Burt>grabs rape whistlewhat was his plan?
firedaddy is on the scene
>>204967037wont get taken down retard
burt dont know what this cracker talkin bout
Will Daddy Burt save Ted?
he has not let this go for 30 minutesamazing
>>204967095to rape alex and then gift him the whistle
>>204966286perfectalthough it should actually be Don't Stop Believing by Journey
>>204966485He is a Bernie bro. He’s the type who wouldn’t report his migrant attacker out of fear that he’d be deported
>>204967037Take what down? ;)
>>204967004>>204967070this is the successor to flowstreams and has the paywalled cams
>>204966485it's impressive how much he sucks
>>204967054Her name is bianca garcia and shes said shes cuban multiple times
Ted’s going to get destroyed when tts turns on. Can’t wait.
>>204966618He said he was from Kentucky
Why is Burt just standing there??? What is he thinking?
>BURT SAAR PLEASE HELP ME SAAR
FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
>>204967241>man i need to jurk awf
He said retarded, he's getting closer to saying a slur, just do it Alex and you win!
>>204967183Use this obs method if you’re on desktop or laptop. Works perfect >>204964570
>>204967241I must rape and murder
So the brown expects Alex to uphold his word, but won’t uphold his own?
>>204964570>>204967348THANKS KINGS
no fight? booooooo
Was the Kick channel not owned by Jet and co.? I assumed the whole time it was official. They might be dealing with a temporary ban.
>ohhhh i can rip you apart so easilyalex homicidal rn
anyone got a .vlm file to watch all the streams on vlc at once?
has alex carved his pumpkin yet
>>204967408Them running their own restream that switches between paid cams periodically would actually be a smart move to steal attention from other restreams. So it definitely wasn't run by them.
Jet, if you’re watching rig to the competition have Alex win and maybe Alex can give the TV to Ted.
jeet trying to be friendly and move on like he didn't steal and get embarrassed for it by king alex
>>204967661>sar I didn’t steal sar and we total bros sir>i giv giftcard 2 u becuz u my bro
>>204964570I don't have sound?
What makes a person like Ted?
>>204967825Video Games, Liberalism, self-hating whiteness, the internet, living in a city, etc
GORGEOUS GORANSWTF PAYTON
>"im here to not go crazy" -mizzyshes definitely not the mole
>>204966446>a house full of Alex'sthat would be fucking P E R F E C T, max kino
>>204964570sorry to be that guy, but you're missing Bedroom 1
