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Burt mogging rn
Address got posted on kick.
this thread was first>>204973255>>204973255>>204973255
THE BIGGEST PUNKIN IN THE HOUSETHE BIGGEST PLAYER IN THE HOUSE
how are you guys watching this? it's basically unwatchable
BIGGEST PUMPKINBIGGEST PENIS
Biggest gooner in the house. Biggest penis in the house
>making the watchers vote without ever actually seeing the pumpkins up close
Can I get a qrd on this pumpkin challenge? Last I saw was them shooting the scene
>>204973362we're not. there are only 4500 people watching and half of them are bots
>Trying to make them think this is a recorded but edited show while it's livestreamed and barely functionalThis won't last
The clip of Luke saying nigga on big brother is hilarious
PUMPKINCHAN SO SKIBIDI!!!! ^_^
goddamn wheres a current stream?
Is Burt natty? His gut looks roided.
Diversity is our strength
Why does Binks always carry around that doll? has this been explained yet
Mizzy is literally a coin flip away from being a fat girl, she is on the cusp of either thick shortstack or obese.
>>204974340autism blanket
>>204974347She’s perfect
Luke Mogging the Indian
lol they actually threw a video feed with a camera rotation on youtube, with a link to the main site?I want to believe that they read my post here saying that
Official Director Camhttps://www.youtube.com/live/fYnYGILcuZ4
>black people are responding positively to you saying the n word
Was afk for the judging of pumpkins. Who won?
To think her son will see this image in a few years when he gets computer access.
Can someone write a userscript for the PPV site that removes the noise when you change cams or click?Also director cam is on youtube now so who cares.https://youtu.be/fYnYGILcuZ4
>>204974722Lucas and he got a leftover replacement TV for the bitchtank/cell destroyed ones.
The official fishtank youtube channel now has a livestream finally.
>>204974723p u f f y
>>204974688People have been saying to do that for a while. Its amazing it took them this long.
'eepy
>>204974347that's literally the goldilocks zone you silly billy
>>204974744>Can someone write a userscript for the PPV site that removes the noise when you change cams or click?
Burt schizo status?
>>204974669these always do a good job of unnerving me
>>204974347I would shove my face inbetween her ass cheeks
Autocam finally up on YouTube. You can close the main site tab again.
Production You might want to have a 10 second ad you can fire off every now and then on the youtube stream to help force people to fishtank for an ad free experience.
SOMEONE POST THE SPIDER FANGS PICTURE
>>204974757Now I can watch Fishtank on my TCL Smart TV!
>>204974723This woman is in heat
>>204974723There'll be worse images before her run on this show is over with. It's day 2 and she's been doing stuff like this nonstop
>go on X>Search fishtank >Latest post 35 minutes agoDead show.
where my fellow 28 kissless virgins at? Feels good to be the target audience amirite fellas?
>>204974794Thanks.
Mizzy!
>>204974801i want to kiss you ben
>>204974820twitterfags are slacking
>festival
kill 'em Ben
He was so out of it that even just hearing his name fucking spook him.
>>204974802they woild do that, only theyve already made fishtank website bad enough to use without subscription
rapekino incoming
ted stunning production
>pillow talk>two bros
>>204974820huh
porn tank
Peyton when she gains the post fishtank 50
Do you guys think Sam kind of kills the vibe?
What the fuck is this?
BURT AND TED. IN THE SAME BED.
NOOOOO TED GET OUT NOW
Ted WANTS
I fucking hate Ted>>204974820Go to newest.
>how many minutes will the scene last approximately?kek burt
>>204974856its just two bros hangin. nothing wrong with it.
>>204974820#fishtanklive
Bert thinks he's going to fuck
>Burt will you close the door
TED noooooooo
>Finally spend $60 to watch the show>Jet puts director cam on YouTube for free ten minutes later>Director cam still doesn't work on the websiteFuck this shit FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>production is making burt and the twink he's been lusting over do a scene togetherRAPETANK
i'm a right-wing sexist white nationalist and i love Smack
>>204974820/ftl/ threads are moving at about the same speed they did during bitchtank so far
ted talk is legitimately more awkward than Burt
ben does not like ted
Ted deserves this. Faggot slave. Penetrate his passive aggressive asshole.
what kind of a name is ted anyway? do parents realize that names can be life defining
>>204974859Maybe mine is fucked up. I have noticed there's a lot less X activity this season though.
>>204974529What the fuck is happening to this planet, bros?
>>204974866fag hags
>forcing them to deflate the bedPlease tell me they're gonna reinflate then have it deflated again for every single pillow talk
Little boy Ted and firedaddy Burt are sharing a bed
kek this is definitely to fuck with Ted since he knows about the show
>Ted is Burt's first victim confirmedMany anons called this
>>204974894Based
>>204974866Aura
Official yt livestream now
artist guys brace yourselves
>>204974899no there isn't, you're just retarded
Burt Bulls wwa?
Burt bout to crush some bussy
>>204974904HES YAKUBIAN
>>204974894Common Ben W
>>204974891>I overheated the socket over there. Too much juice or something.why is he like this
>>204974896its a nickname for theodore i dont know if that would have been better
Burt deserves his bussy slave for being kino. Ted is a huge faggot who deserves to be gaped.
ted is about to get BLACKED
>>204974757i give it 3 days tops before someone gets naked and a youtube moderation bot immediately bans it
They are filming some american psycho shit with burt right now
ted cums tonight
kino
>>2049748202.5 and Bitchtank killed the hype. If they actually pull this off its going to be bigger than ever though.
i think the egregious amount of pills that burt took today has actually helped to deter delusions
>>204974885AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>204974909Another idea stolen from /ftl/
I cannot believe there's 2,500 people watching thos on youtube. seems like way too much
>NOT BREEDING BINX FIRST
head tilt is my new favorite fetish
alexis mentions the potential to miss her son for the first time
>>204974885
>ted rape sceneoh fuck
>sam fully transitioning into an interracial gay porn directorkino
>>204974930
>>204974885Goranian moment
>>204974885Paypigs never learn
>>204974954all me
>they're forcing burt to splash water on his face>you feel better pal?Kek sam is fucked.
>>204974954that's how many people were watching the bootleg kick stream
>>204974885>spend $60 to watch the showNo you didnt
>>204974956Burt, while willing to fuck anything, clearly prefers men.
air pump bros we're so back
>>204974964His 40's are going to be so kino
Sam randomly deciding to deflate the bed for continuity fucked up Ben's idea and the audio :(
if they're actually doing this for 45 minutes thats MAAAD fucked. this is some tayleigh level humiliation on day fucking 2. does ted deserve it?
lol is Vance really stuck being their camera guy forever now?
>>204974954Way too few. This is kino
>>204974945I wonder how many hateful thoughts are going through in that bald head
YESS YEEESSSSS YEESSSSSSSSSIf Ted doesn't quit tonight production has failed. I want to see total ass rape-age.
Binx
>>204974894I literally forget that Ted, that one dude with cornrows, the indian exist half the time. they are so boring
>>204974887Does she really think she's black?She's the whitest mixed race I've ever seen as a non-american
>>204974985I think he said 15
ME SO LONELYME SO HORNY
I can almost hear Dave's peaceful sleep apnea symphonies.....
>official restream is 20x worse than the non official onesbravo jet, bravo
>>204974986Yeah
there is zero chance that burt can lay in bed for 45 minutes and fight off the urge to jack off
imagine how hot and stuffy it is in that room
w or l chat w or l
It is NOT okay to simp for binx or smack in these threadsIt IS okay to post about Alexis and Mixxy's FAT ASSESPayton is tbd.
>>204974887She's pretty cute, but who cares?
If Burt is a schizo black supremacist why isn't he calling all the other contestants yakubian devils. Why is he trying to make friends with ted?
Rape Ted until he leaves
Damn smack looks like THAT?
>>204974985>does ted deserve it?yes
>>204974993She will have a good job at McDonald's in 5 years.
Thank you Jet, Ben, and Sam. Get this faggot.
>>204974885Pay pig on suicide watch
>>204974986 i think he prefers being behind the camera.
>>204974999sammy said it would take 45 to film, but idk man
>>204974986Moderately stable work desu.He has a degree in film. Now he can apply it towards something.
Do we have a list of all the fish yet
>>204975016
>>204974985yes
ive lost control of my life
>>204975010simp for payton, lust over alexis and mizzy
>>204974985Ted deserves worse
>>204974986its either that or doordashing
>>204974993humina humina
>>204975000he wont be loney or horny if he goes into B3
>>204975016>this is the woman that gets mad at your for saying "nigga"
>>204975038go on the website and click contestants, retard
>>204974986it's the perfect job for him
They should randomly shut the power off and have some freak run around the house trying to hump everyone
>vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>204975010Based and truePlapCHADS > faggot simps
you said kino was happening in b3its nothing
>>204975018kek this is literally him
>>204975033>Now he can apply it towards somethingmaking sub minimum wage for a couple weeks a year sure is something alright
>>204974985QRD? Just got back from dinner, whats being done for 45 minutes?
>>204975020she talks about wanting to be a sponsored streamer and it's pretty neptunian that she has no idea she's going to be permanently associated with sam hyde from here on out and it'll never happen
i hate how i cant tell how tall these people are with the camera. everyone looks about the same height unless they are right next to eachotherhow tall is binx?
>>204975023kino
alright i missed the start of the bit in B3
>>204975038It's on the website. Go to "info" and click "contestants"
>>204974985What are they doing?
>>204974986yeah
>>204974985yep>>204974986yeah
yeah
any clips of the indian manlet stealing/getting caught stealign?
ted laying there awaiting his fate
>>204975057that would be freakin funny as fuck
>>204974986He's probably being paid pretty well with how many retarded pay pigs this attracts
>>204975075Burt and Ted are going to lay on the bed together.
>>204974793You misunderstand, I am not saying it is a bad thing.
>>204975067essentially, ted and burt cuddling
what the hell room are they in?
>>204975067ted and burt are doing a short film called "pillow talk" where they hang out and talk dreams on an inflatable mattress. this is the catalyst for the rape arc.
>>204975018this still pisses me off
>>204975001it's Spencer's laugh for me
>>204975010trvthnvke. take the simping to bant please
i forgot that all these guys are wannabe actors. imagine burt running bits in s4
>>204975003the quality is better the site’s quality though kek, good for caps
>>204975070who cares
>>204975038
Wtf is happening in b3?
I’m not liking where b3 is going…
ads already kicking in after 3 minutes on youtube.. great
>>204974945dare I say, neptunian
>>204975082putting the twink and the rapist schizo psycho in close proximity for 45 mins on a bed
Sam already dropped his character
>>204974698Unironically this might be the goat fishtank momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCeyotsKF5s
what happened to the kick?
>>204975113i do because i want to fantasize fuckin her so things like height helps
It's a gay show
The official YouTube has a livestream FINALLY>https://www.youtube.com/live/fYnYGILcuZ4?si=j7Df9a1eW3WfaC6c
>>204975103>>204975101Is this an elimination challenge?
>>204975001for me it's cryo whining about lawsuits
>>204975106https://vocaroo.com/13AmPPp6hQPB
>making them shoot a scene with the air mattress blowing upthis is classic fishtank
>>204975045HOLY BASED
>>204975016Day 1 Smaackaholics stay winning, GOTTDAMN.
Rolling for Ted quitting tonight.
>>204975111only because it doesn't have the stupid fake scanlines
Okay I get why Ted isn't questioning since he's aware, surely Burt should pick up that this is a bit, what is he like schiz- oh wait
>>204975070short
>>204975115the raped :)
burt is not gonna make it for his fire fighter dream
vance laughing
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKINO
WTF did they see in Ian? Why did they cast him?
Why are they streaming to Youtube?
>>204975133they struck his channel to deletion like all the rest
>>204975139no, its a producer bit but it could be kino
>>204975114famouse tank1
>>204975138Thanks bro
are they gonna keep torturing burt with social interactions
>>204975138>?si=j7Df9a1eW3WfaC6c
>>204975010I can simp for whoever I want
>>204975001for me it's jimmy passing the sex note to letty and then jumping out of the window
Uh-oh stinky
>>204975115Burt is going to bust in Ted's bussy while Sam watches.
>>204974986>stuckI mean he went to school for this kind of thing. So far, he's sort of the only fish that's been able to leverage his tank presence into a job related to film/tv
>>204975165because they freeloader proofed the website and it backfired
TEDS GETTING BOOTEDTHEY'RE TRYING TO GET HIM TO LEAVE WITH RAPE!TEDS GETTING BOOTEDTHEY'RE TRYING TO GET HIM TO LEAVE WITH RAPE!TEDS GETTING BOOTEDTHEY'RE TRYING TO GET HIM TO LEAVE WITH RAPE!
>>204975130Yeah he is being the director now instead of Ben/Jet
>>204975164pumpkin carving abilities
>>204975016no way
Are some of the cams super choppy or is it my connection?
>>204975145jjjjjjjjjjjj
>>204975016Yeah she has a great body that she hides.
vance ass
first time i've laughed at a production bit all season
>>204975162its not even funny
ted is shaking his leg in anxiety
>>204975181he's trying to hide himself laughing
Is Alex's face bogged?
He's already earned a main character spot for the next roleplay season. I'm excited to see who else will come back (Burt will be a serial murder rapist NPC)
only simp for claire
burt seems genuinely autistic
S3 has the same magic that S1 did.I'm sorry S2 bros but we've already lost...
Anyone got the season pass only cams up for free yet?
>>204975199chilllllll vance
>>204975162Very unproffessional
>>204975100understood brother
Nah jet is trolling us with the youtube director cam
>>204975164he's literally the most charismatic and funny and likeable fish but alright man
>>204975178 shes literally licking her lips as she fantasizes about Burt's BBC
>>204974986the barely sentient camera man; various mental processes imposing restrain upon his expression and overall free activity as well as other mental processes. he is the ultimate golem.
burt is so weird, he has so much about him I dislike but he's so weird and autistic and uncomfortable it just comes off as sad and I want him to do better.
if you just say you're gay will girls just grope you and let you grope them and take their tits and ass out in front of you?
>>204975010Kill yourself, Smaack is the only girl that matters. Have fun with your dead eyed blonde bimbo and goth AIDS.
>>204975195official stream and restreams all suck for me
>>204975176shes thinking of machamp
I think the air mattress noise is stressing Burt out
>>204975195watch the official restream on youtube. even on their end its choppy as fuck. pathetic.
>>204975202>>204975181i think sam is letting out really raunchy farts
>making them have this scuffed npc-ass conversation with the vaccum motor onkek
what is burt doing?
Get Ted off this show. He’s a pathetic little jew rat.
theyre thinking about going for alex after all
>The biggest pumpkin in the house for the biggest penis in the house.Autism and schizophrenia is a hell of a combo.
>>204975016That's not her
>>204975227I self insert as bert
>>204975016i'd say a slur in her afro latina if you catch my drift
>>204975236true. What a disaster
We love our libtarded queen don't we folk?
>>204975230yeah. kinda feels fucked up desu. I don’t mind using and messing with these other people.
>>204975244Good luck with that. He's already Sam's favorite
>>204975210i knew he looked familiar
>>204975232>bimbonot even close
>>204975232Dumb pitch black nigger
>>204975218Schizos just act like that. See Martin Cabello
>Burt: My goal is to become a firefighter. The cutoff is 35. I'm 35 right now. I turn 36 next month....b-burt, uhm..
dammit they're doing this while almost every other person is scheming
I will simp for Binx because I hate the obese and I hate liberals.
>>204975243what did he do?
This is why you should no fap. Burt is literally niggachad yet he is too gooned out to speak.
>>204974993>32 years old btw
This is wonderful. Just wonderful.
>>204974723hope he sees this one too
Ted sounds like TJ right now
>>204975256the way her mouth moves is gross
>>204975070Binx is 6'4"
>deflating itlmfaooooo air pump bros its our night
>I want to move out of my sisters houseoh I'm laffin
>>204975236unwatchabletank
>>204975256disgusting mutt
>>204975268160 IQ btw
>nobody would let a rape happen right?>i asked him: ted are you okay?
>>204975268160iq bros....
For continuity's sake they had to turn the air matress on again for ted's lines.
this is cringekino... hard to watch
bitchtank or booty boy rape tank?
>>204975186oh please, niggas like ted are built for rape
>>204975222Daddy Gorman’s gonna give him a stern talking to the rape him for that
turt bros!!
>>204975279holy fuck lol
>>204975279
Holy Teds speech is beautiful
>>204975039>>204975053>>204975120>>204975147>>204975190>>204975198>>204975016AI generated retards
>>204975272she literally goes to BLM protests. shes a liberal.
>>204975260>Good luck with that. He's already Sam's favoriteThat's worked out so well before
>>204975272She wants bbc and was offended by the slurs from last night.
>>204975279kek
>Vance crackingVance never cracks like this. Coach Burt is just too much.
Bloodgames 2>Alex>Burt>Binx>Alexis>Haley>Jacob>Claire>That gay guy that went on that date with TJ on powtank
alexis thinks ted is depressed about losing the pumpkin challenge or something. i cant wait for the facade to drop so they can start whisper taxing
Who the fuck is running the director cam, holy shit
>>204975279nice cuck fantasy, loser
this dude is not going to cut it in skateboarding, whos he fooling?
>>204975303luke is sittting there too
>>204975272shes both of those though
>>204975303Rapetank is canon
what does "becoming well known in ceramics" entail? is this like tayleigh's big crochet business?
>>204975279kek'd
this is really mean lol
Ted really is just TJ 2.0
>>204975311ai video is this good already???????brb
>>204975010Based>>204975232kek you're a fat brown faggot
>>204975256She would hate my guts but I'd still try to get up in that Afro-Latina puss.
>>204975279in my mind i envision that shes not pushing them out, but sucking them in
he really is the male tayleigh lmao
>>204975311Consider choking on a Burt styled BBC you dickhead
>>204975231One time a girl I never met at a party asked me for help getting a bottlecap unstuck from her nipple piercing
>>204975311No it's not, retard.
do you guys think burt realizes how retarded this is?
>>204975256yup!
>>204975336They're all a bunch of burnout loser faggots.
>>204975314It worked for Letty
>>204975306Turt 100%
>>204975333kill yourself
>>204975336I guess being able to sell literally anything
>>204975244are you fucking serious what did they say
>>204975279man
>>204975301>this is cringekino... hard to watch>Currently... zero followers on Insta.
>>204975315she seemed the least upset by it of all the women
Did Ted say he lives in his sister’s house?
Ted is clearly in on it. Nobody could seriously think they’d be interviewing him in these circumstances after all the “perfectionist” directing Ben was doing earlier
>all the girls hanging out together talking shit about people and strategizingwhy does this happen?
>>204975303bitchtank as rape tank with me as the only male and tied to the bed
>>204975016buttkino
>>204975311no its just some random girl lol
>>204975323>I’m dead insideGrim but that ass doe
>>204975355whats her instagram
>>204975336probably. its the retarded adult version of running a lemonade stand and making a zillion dollars
>have you ever been moved to tears by beauty?Fucking kek, sam
Quit fucking touching people poojeet
>>204975370Yeah
>>204975336He wants to make bongs for stoner skate borders
what is happening in b3?
>>204975244One second they hate alex one second they don't. Impossible to follow.
>>204975372they signed up to do a reality show rather than hang out with sam hyde
>>204975260>Good luck with that. He's already Sam's favoriteAlex isn't funny in a retarded or cringe way like Jon or Jimmy, he is just an annoying pest for everyone in the house.
How old is Ted?
>>204975016This literally isn't her. Looks like the pathetic simps are trying a new tactic to try and make us like their ugly mutt nigger
i would like to uhh be a skateboarder and uhh get followers on instagram and uhhh
>>204975326did i stutter?
>I WANNA BE NUMBER ONE TONY HAWK
>>204975390something beautiful, anon.
>>204975306Afro La'Rinx
>have you ever been moved to tears by beauty?
>>204975336its a Nick Rochefort reference
>>204975390The stupid preamble for rape
>>204975371Were you not here earlier? Duanye already leaked that he absolutely knows about fishtank because they approached him for brotank.
>let's ruin the audio with this funny air matress lolololDoes Galaxy Gas do this to your brain? I don't understand.
>>204975390a shitty bit interviewing the 2 autists
>>204975386they have no concept of personal space.
>the most likable person is the chubby chaser and the BNWO domwtf
this dude really is male tayleigh
none of these women are simpable, sorry, but its going to make the challenges easier to watch for me when i dont care
ted getting pressed
they're truly testing burt's paranoid schizophrenia lol
Why did the threads suddenly get antagonistic? Don't you ever think that's a little strange?
>>204975390Snuff film
i wanna be number one tony hawk. i wanna learn how to tre flip.
>>204975395hes a little boy
>>204975402
whoever is running the restream is a fucking retard
>>20497539529
#1 Tony Hawk
How long till Sam has a "bit" that requires Burt to pin him down and spit in his mouth?
>>204975394sounds like something Sam would encourage after all the skibidi contestants
>>204975390Beauty the move you to tears
>Real dream is to be pro skater>Can’t tre flip at like 30Kino
ted is disappointing time to be raped
>>204975306Alex Beyton
honestly having wanting to be good at skateboarding as one of you top dreams in life is crazy
>>204975390ted's about to experience burt's ultimate rape fantasy
>>204975435claire is doing her best
Ted is literally Sam's pet project for the season
>what is ted's future>losing fishtankmy sides
>>204975345I'm a muscular, tall, brown faggot actually you doorknob cunt. >>204975262Im right on the money, shes a self proclaimed whore, look at her face my brother. she is a queen I'll give her that.
kek, here we go.
>>204975385Is that from fightclub?
Oh no
They're gaslighting too strong too early. One of them is going to snap.
>>204975394>he is just an annoying pest for everyone in the houseThat was basically Jon in S1 and who cares about the other contestants? The rules dont matta, the challenges dont matta
>>204975454Isn't he like 28 too that's nuts
>>204975319>vance never cracks
burt is rock solid
>>204975391just like alex
>>204975306for me it's Lizzy
IAN IS LEAVING THE TANk
Ian's got his luggage in the living room again.
>>204975435given ben and sam and vance are on cam it's definitely goran
maro is leaving
>>204975412I don’t take dumbgay seriously
They're trying to get burt in a familiar situation lmao
i hope they get burt to rape ted then they kick ted for knowing about fishtank thanks to dungay.
>>204975454Especially at 29.
BONER ALERT BONER ALERT BONER ALERT
Burt exerting his dominance on the bed
>>204975407oh fuck duanye wasn't kidding, hope they don't kick him unless he does some stupid shit to ruin the show
the raped
>It’s not a bitABORT ABORT ABORT
>>204975462ted is new tj confirmed
smaack has never met her biological family but thinks that she's afro-latinx because she read about it on twitter and her hair is wavy
Anyone else getting satanic vibes from this bit?
burt's rockin a half-chub
smaack loves spreading her legs
>wants to be a fire fighter>Cutoff is in less than 1 months>Wants to be a pro skater>Aged out years ago, can barely do a kick flipPlease tell me Americans are not all this stupid.
>>204975471sam don't do gay shit challenge
A little bit of prison mommy in my life, a little bit of cuban minx on the side, a little lick of mizzy but is all I need, paytons tight pussy is all I see, snack riding me in the sun
>>204975477its like any other sport, most people peak at 25 and thats if they start at 12
Burt is a true hero
firefighters won't care about burt being on this show... right?
>>204975498HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHA
did they tell Ian to carry his luggage around everywhere like that
kek he got on the side of the mattress and burt just laid in the middle
IAN IS ACTUALLY LEAVING
if no one makes a poor little white boy of this then fishtank is truly dead
>>204975466>a self proclaimed whoreshe never said that
imagine the smell
>day 2
>>204975306truthsmuuke
>>20497539534
Burt is bricked up. Also>Chase this queerKEK
>>204975336Having an etsy store
>>204975522anon he's in sweats with a 9 inch dong.You can't hide that.
>>204975475i think burt is going to be fine with this, but ted is at least gonna be questioning being there
why couldn't burt become a firefighter? is it the schizophrenia?
>>204975539dios mio
>>204975462He is alex's project too
Bedroom 3 curse origin
>>204975435TJ is learning the ropes. Give him time.
>>204975531Mauro
jacuzzi smaack
>>204975554Too old
>>204975550Ted doesn't give a fuck
burt's bricked
>>204975550this is 100% a bit to fuck with ted.
does anyone still have that ai vance in poo water in the basement webm?
>>204975539nice. too bad shes mexican. shes going to be a cow in 4 more years.
>>204975554He can't stop raping the other firefighters.
So are paywalled cameras going to be unlocked through director cam again? Showing jacuzzi...
>>204975454I'm not usually one to shit on someones dreams but wanting to be a pro skater at almost 30 and he cant even land a kickflip is insane lol
>>204975462no joshua block is going to be
>>204975427I'm having fun. yeah, we don't need to have flamewars just eat some popcorn and enjoy
>>204975538>"Boil the frog instantly" - Jet NeptuneWhat the fuck did he mean by this?
>>204975569Good.
>>204975554He's nearing the age limit for new recruits where he lives
>>204975549>anon he's in sweats with a 9 inch dong.His dick is barely above average
>>204975525hes the firelord im sure it'll look great on his resume right next to black gay escort
Burt might kill himself after he fails to become a firefighter
>>204975559Is that not TJ on the bed with Burt?
>>204975519talking about two people>Americanspoo in the lou sir
>>204975576its a bit, dont be a mark
>>204975568>>204975546He's completely flaccid. How big are your dicks, anon?
you guys think burt is constantly afraid of snapping and doing something really bad to someone?
>>204975573you get another one
>>204975564Its pretty small for having a jacuzzi room
>>204975564Jet needs a Smaack cam running at all times.
burt really has a 160iq
why the fuck is burt still talking about being a fire fighter?
luke is so bored
>>204975571Yeah
>>204975554That or maybe doesnt have stamina to pass the tests. Being a coomer drains the body of essence
Burt sound and awful lot like Griffith talking about dreams and friends and shit
>>204975576he literally said his knees are blown out and his wrist is metal. guy knows he’s toast
>>204975336>"becoming well known in ceramicsLOL Ted really is the male tayleigh
I'm rooting for burthe's my favorite gooner
>>204975608autism
>>204975601He's fine as long as he takes his 18 pills every day
>>204975611thank you
>>204975595No that's Tayleigh
>>204975576Im 35 and haven’t surfed in 20 years, but I hope to become a big wave surfer by the time I’m 36 (three months).
>>204975601yes he has the mind of a mad man
>>204975601Probably :(
>>204975525remember its rosa parks fire department they only hire on colour.
Where the fuck is JetHe's only came up a few times so far
>>204975601No, he's tactfully waiting for his chance
>>204975511No. It's just an extreme reality show and you're supposed to feel schadenfreude or be coldly interested. If you're neither then watching the show will just make you a paranoid schizophrenic. If you are too empathic watching fishtank it can really mess with you.
Poor Burt. Guy's like an overgrown child.
smaack wants a bubble bath
ummm waiter, theres a smack in my sink
>>204975564JET BRING THE FUCKING BUBBLE BATH NOW NOW NOW RED ALERT
>>204975615name one ceramicist
>>204975306Burted
>>204975615looks pretty cute there. any taytriots around?
>>204975602yeah... yeah thats how it goes.
>>204975525If they don't care that he fucks people for money they won't care about this
Nice we're gonna see snack and mizzy in swimsuits.
who the fuck is running this director cam
>teds fear>mommy not letting me live with her!
>>204974890Bitchtank arguably had more going on than S3 by Day 2, and people could actually observe the conversations taking place from less than 15 yards away.
is ted actually trans?
>>204975634filling out takedown notices for restreams
>>204975531The den is his bedroom. He was trying to sleep on the sofa this morning as everyone came in there to yap and hangout.
Director cam is so shit. WE WANT TO SEE GAY RAPE.
>>204975634he tweeted something about not being in the house this season. thank fuck
>>204975640>putting her nasty, aids, liberal ass in the sinkThis bitch is disgusting
>>204975519I don't know if you noticed but they selected for weird freaks when casting their humiliation ritual voyeur show
>>204975634dead
>>204974904What does it mean...
>>204975648no
>>204975633it's roselle parkROSELLE parkas a NJfag i won't tolerate this shit anymore!
pretty sure the guys at the firehouse would constantly fuck with burt
Smack is so quirky and neurospicy. I just love her spirit.
>>204975639>>204975642GOOORRRAAANNNNN WE NEED BUBBLES
>>204975634dming alt-girls
I passed out from like 3 to 10 central what did I miss if anything
>>204975659this
>>204975615They even kinda look alike.
>>204975608he's the firekeeper
luke and payton are in the attic saying it has water damage kek
Is ted going to start crying? Dumb faggot
>>204975466>smacksimps are literally brown LOL
>>204975653Berniebros…send help.
>>204975613>Burt sound and awful lot like Griffith talking about dreams and friends and shitHe's literally Donovan.
>>204975634he directed a scene like this earlier this afternoon
hes afraid of losing the people taking care of him
>>204975533She talks about being naked and showing her ass and tits all of the time, has an only fans, is a traveling nurse, believes in angel numbers, etc etc. Shes obviously a whore you absolute retard.
>>204975678Luke won the 65" TCL Smart TV with Dolby Atmos
>>204975540kek
WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT???
>>204975685Leave. Him. Alone. Now.
>>204975564We better get hot tub bikini content
>>204974904bros what if they're the same guy???
>>204975678Jesus christ anon do something with your life
>Jet spend countless hours & dozen of thousands of dollars on not just audio equipment but for "acoustic perfect" furniture only for it to still be shit
ted's fear spiel sucks horse dick. boooooo
ted's gamer strategy is currently casting the biggest shadow
>>204975697You don't need a $500 soundbar with one of those.
Ben is locked in.
>>204975701Sorry, we need Alex to stand up for him.
>>204975704finally they will implement the microkini content
>>204975685Probably doing it to stop them from fucking with him.
they talkin a lot
>>204975675>me when i flirt with someone in the context of the show
>>204975690Brown people usually like other brown people you sentient yeast infection.
Has Sam shown up more than once yet or does he hate nogs and hags as much as I do?
Kwab @ Ted
just found out this is happening, noice. hopefully these idiots are actually properly ignorant of the show
i think ian is an alcoholic
Live Burt reaction
>>204975706I work nights and it was my day off :(
>>204975605truuuu
>>204975701this but unironically
>>204975539so fucking hot
>>204975726man loves his latinas
>>204975718The spirit of Cole awakens
ted :(
>>204975718colecucks found their new guy
>>204975718he's on the case
>>204975669jeez i just missed an '
>>204975730he showed up to work out like he usually does, completely broke kayfabe
>>204975730>Has Sam shown up more than once yetwhat does this even mean
>somebody is spamming the address in the youtube chatkiwifags
>>204975732seems like about half are
>>204975230I love burt and it's very weird between the dichotomy of his body being the tall jacked black guy and his soft voice combined with the autism. I wish the best for him and for this to somehow make him stornger.
FIRST CRYING SESH OF THE SEASON
>>204975581they got bored
>>204975736is she from seattle like vance?
they better not pair ranjesh and binx for pillow talkthat would end in an actual rape
>>204975726He has her trapped
>>204975746nah ian is for mauro nontent enjoyers
>>204975728Yeah, but why are they brown?
>>204975736Are all of these photos from her Instagram. Please send me the sources, king.
>>204975735oh okayhope you enjoy your day off
>>204975739god i hate women
These actors are such pussies. They are so weak. They are so emotional. They are so bitchy. Fuck them. Fuck these losers.
>>204975734this was the first thing i saw when i tuned into s3
>>204975511the real fishtank is leaking
trajectory of every fishtank: >kek all these people are faggots are stupid, kill them all>i feel bad for them >i love them, if you hurt them i will kill you XD
>>204975754their first mistake was having chat on the youtube stream
Is Leron thinking about quitting?
>>204975718>that's how you carve a pumpkin!
SNEED AINT CUT OUT FOR THIS SHIT
>>204975776Hi Jimmy
Is laron already thinking of leaving?
>>204975730He's on camera right now
>>204975605that's the best idea I've heard since this shit started
>>204975785fuck i hope so
>>204975781truly a deep view of the human condition
>>204975707In the show's defense, the camera feeds are supposed to give you a cctv vibe, so having them give you a wide angle security camera perspective is intentional. I don't mind that part, but I we need better audio in the larger rooms and director
>>204975718that's literally nick caminos
>>204975690i'm a whitey with smaack feverdon't lump me in with him
>>204975785>>204975787>>204975791Hope so
>>204975707it's the classic problem of an artist buying all the fanciest tools and equipment but not knowing how to actually use them
>>204975787having a bit of a moment for sure
>>204975769Genetics? Melanin? The Wrath of God?
who does sam hate the most?
>>204975678This body type disgusts me so I'm assuming the non whites have been trying to bang her
>>204975718Uh. Detective Ian.
>>204975785>>204975791He’s gonna say shit like this everyday he’s on. He’s pure drama
I'm going to bed
>>204975806Himself
>>204975509she's obviously just jewish-latina
>>204975781take my updoot sir!!
>>204975806himself
>bedroom 3
>>204975020not if I marry her first
>Three fish want to leaveWeak faggots.
>You gotta show 'em the gunzo and then they're donezo.
WELL NOW BROTHA BURT LEMME TELL YOU IT'S JUST LIKE MY TIME IN UTAH LIKE YEAH IT'S JUST LIKE YEAH
rape
>>204975802please god let this be so
>>204975732fully aware of fishtank, here as a plant: luke (tall chad)applied for brotank, possibly aware: ted (skater twink)suspects something is up: payton (normie model girl), laron (gay lightskin)applied for an older season and thinks this is a new show: alex (spiky haired yapper), binx (blue haired twitch streamer)rest are ignorantpay special attention to burt, the gay darkskin
>>204975806(You)
>>204975718guess game is over now
>>204975781I want to see everyone single one but luke and burt be humiliated. I think burt has enough mental issues to deal with already. Imagine the tts nightmares for him
anyone got the "live bedroom 3 reaction" image... i uh need it.
basednodded hard as fuck after that gun show phrase from Ted
>>204975394He's way better then Jimmy forced cringe rambling. Alex is entertaining in his very autistic semi-antisocial which puts other people off, but is kino to witness. Case example talking about how the Indian was fat and saying that he was gonna beat the shit out of him for stealing candy.
>>204975785He has been totally sidelined by the louder more outgoing people and I think he knows it.
>>204975000we are gonna fucking ruin him aren't we boys
>>204975829already??
>>204975823>>204975820>>204975814KEK
luke rizzing up peypey at the island
>>204975762 yeah
>>204975634Sam hyde sidelined him, he took the reigns of the show
>>204975272Anon they are all liberals
When do they unlock the stage room and camera?
>>204975829>week 1 s2
is this burt and ted bit suppose to be funny or something? whats the joke here or is it just a feel good wholesome chungus moment
Burts a wholesome rapist. Ted should at least give him a blowjob
>>204975806Me (I'm Sam Hyde)
What exactly is the joke here?
>>204975829who are the other two other than Prince?
>>204975707
>>204975844laughing like a retard at this
it's only day 2 and burt's making me emotional
SymbalSoldiers WW@???I BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WIN
that was pretty heartfelt for real
>>204975865Trueeeee
eye contactoh its uber gay
>>204975806jet
>>204975859there's definitely a secret room and it better be the stage
>>204975740he likes them fat though
Is the catty fagnog going to confront alex about his use of the n nigger word??
>>204975854best girl deserves best boy
Watching Burt struggle with basic social interaction and communication I'd like to formally apologize to all autists who I have minimized how much autism affects your life.
>>204975867they're testing out how to make burt snaptoday is the first experiment
>>204975843
>>204975869mizzy and ian because alex said nigga and he's not getting kicked
>>204975829>the show hasn't even started and a quarter of the faggots want to leave alreadyKEEEEEEEEK
>alright, now give each other a hug to really show you've bonded through this experience>...hmm, lets try that again...>nooo no no, one more time, but this time without the shirts maybe?>...better, but lets try without the pants, and burt why dont you try hugging ted from behind
>>204975814>>204975820>>204975823Damn
>>204975394alex is so much better. hes a retard but I dont feel like pushing him down an elevator shaft like jon or jimmy. not sure why but hes just fun to laugh at
i've never seen such a sensitive rapist
lol
>they're filming a porno
>>204975800embarassing
Are they trying to get Burt to rape that guy
>>204975864Sam loves therapy sessions and life talks. He's an artfag at heart
Damn burt is complex, INFJ or some shit indiscernable. He seemed to have legitimately thought that over before from his own experience and wasn't just spewing some shit
>Kike Sam sitting there directing a gay interracial rape sceneholy fuck. Artist guys?
>>204975883stage is probably out in the pool area
anybody know was b2 is whispering about? i think they're talking about smack and jeet but can't tell
>>204975216I'm not cheating on the princess no matter how much partial nudity Jet throws at me.
>>204975707Pic should have a fireplace blocking half the object
>>204975891thanks b
>>204975894no content lost then, if so
>>204975509>comes from nothing >makes shit up to fill the voidSad, but deserved.
>>204975394>he is just an annoying pest for everyone in the house.literally everyone was saying this about jimmy
>>204975864it started as a bit to fuck with them but they took it too seriously
>>204975829They're boredThese types of shows are supposed to give them challenges and directions like go and start a fight with so and so and then we'll interview you about what happened.
>>204975785dumbgay is ready to take his place
burt blue balls
wait i think Ted was into it
lmao ben almost just broke
fuck you goran
>show's getting good>site diesKINO
>>204975917
Ted is literally not making any money over 30, is completely dependend on his family to live, and uses the "i'm actually an artist" cope as an excuse to never ever have to grow up. All he does all day is wallow in self pity too.Damn.
f
>>204975919thanks for the pillow talk bro
Anything interesting happen today?
Bros....It's over
>hmm, pillow talk with no pillows?>stream cutsAre they going to be okay, bros?
>>204975918
fix it jet
Whoo tok dey clothe off
>>204975910yeah it should be more based and trad
did ppv go down?
chargeback bros, it's time.
You hate him because he's just like you
haha good bit guys!
meg sends her regards
they really expect people will pay $60 for this
>>204975932He made eye contact on the pillows, he was 100% into it
Sorry guys vance tripped over the power cords that connects to the server
>>204975952I was watching Mizzy and Alexis, it wasn't them.
>He’s raping himF
ALEX JUST STRANGLED THE JEETCHECK CNN
>>204975917>princesswrong pic?
THANKS JET
>Leave Ted and Burt alone in a room together>Cut cams
>>204975941Same desu
Burt bwoke the fishtank
somebody fucked up lmao
>>204975949uh oh
NINE ARE HERE
>>204975941Good. He's a passive aggressive faggot that won't stand up for himself and makes snarky comments nonstop. He's a mental retard.
They're pulling some fuckery, mark my words
>>204975957its all down
>>204975952hopefully binx
SWATTING OR NUDITY: CALL IT
>>204975934I noticed that too lol. He couldn’t even reply, just pointed at the door.kek
>>204975216the three clairebears are the strongest simpbase i've ever seen
STRIKE 3
>>204975966he laid right back down instead of immediately getting up after production left loooool
>>204975941He’s a Bernie bro and broke the pact he made with Alex and Luke, so it’s good to know he will suffer.
>>204975960he needs to eat something
>>204975941Wait what all did they talk about? I didn't focus on this gay scene. I watched the other gay black guy in the confessional and then the two bimbos scheming.
>>204975960I like him because I was like him not too long ago and still am in a few ways
>>204975960wrong on all frontshe has no problems going outside and he makes 0 dollars.I make mad money and I NEVER go outside.
40,000 balls used to live here….now it’s a ghost town
It's over they got swatted and guns came in blazing. Strike status: Finito
>>204975960This guy could have an actual arc, not fake and gay arc like TJ
>sam: i think that's the show, if you know what i mean">cams cuthmm
fish need to be updated on the current narrativenothing to see here
>>204975874I BELIEVE THAT HE WIN WIN
>>204975985clearly
>>204975979
>>204975989burt is making out with ted right now
BURTS ABOUT TO BREAK THE TED BUCK
What happened?
>>204975412Dumbgay said that he knew about Ted. There's nothing to indicate Ted knows about Fishtank. Also Dumgay is retarded so take whatever he says with a grain of salt.
If I find em I win.
EVERYONE PRAY THAT THE COPS DO NOT SHOOT BURT PLEASE
ANYONE HAVE EYES ON CK? IS SHE DOING IT?
>>204975967i believe this
oh fuck they're adding directors support
>>204975859>>204975910Chaz has never been more vindicated
>>204976005oh shit I legit didn't even recognize it
>>204976013Dare I say, kino?
>>204975984thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPF7Gd2Webk
>site goes back up>ian is dead>pumpkin knife in his back>doors locked>TTS enabled>detective cole steps out of the shadows
>>204976005cryokeen piss bottle
go ben go!
>>204976023airsoft fatty showed up
>>204976009powtank proved TJ’s arc was either real or he never needed an arc in the first place.
>>204976005got rid of all the balls and put in some boobys haha
>>204975941this is how you know he is a secret MDE fan btw
>>204973277>>204973277>>204973277recycle
>>204976013cams will come back on, burt and ted are both covered in semen. cast is nowhere to be found
>>204976041i would cry unironically
>>204975941My self insert has finally arrived
>>204976023trollsec attack
>>204976023galaxy gas cannister exploded
>>204976041a murder mystery fishtank off season would actually be pretty cool
youtube director cam ended. fucking faggots.
they just copyright-struck their own site relax
ted has fucking negative charisma its actually unbearable to watch
ted teaching burt how to make jokes awe so wholesome. hes gonna get raped.
>>204976023CK showed up with guns
i love burt
>>204976073kek
RAPE TED RAPE TED NOWWWWW!!!!
>Burt and Ted went back to pillow talking without order
>>204976005I just realized that is the room from the cell. That's how forgettable it was
>>204975941you made him seem based
>You have great mustache hair
>>204975661he said that last season too
>>204975996sam forced them to traumadump, teds was literally just >>204975941 and burts was that he's scared that he's too old to become a firefighter.
>>204975967not again!!!
>>204976106Same. I didn't even realize it was the Dave cave until that post
>Burt scratching his asshe wanted that swc
smaack talking about flipping a car over
>Women actually asking the magic 8 ball who to send homeJesus Christ.
>>204975939Exploring the great outdoors with Claire
>we had a scene on the air mattress>are you ok?>yeah, it wasn't anything sexual
>Alexis going to the bathroom to changeWell this season is ruined. Glad I didnt buy the pass. Eat shit Jet
>>204976119I guarantee that the hatred for ted is 90% self hating faggots directing their anger at a mirror.
>>204976000The topic was "what are your goals in life?" Teds were to become a skateboarder, get good at ceramics, and/or get instagram famous despite never posting (he said he had 0 posts). He was also asked what his greatest fear was and it was his family (who support him) leaving him. Burt said his dream is to be a firefighter, which he waited too long to do and is now too old to do. He said his worst fear is missing out on life because of fear of failure. They obviously put these guys together because Burt is the best case scenario for Ted's future, which is bleak.
>>204976070WRITE THIS DOWN JET>WRITE THIS DOWN JETWRITE THIS DOWN WIGGERS>WRITE THIS DOWN WIGGERS
>>2049755496.5
>>204975941The Self-Insert isn't so hecking wholesome based this time around huh?
>>204975960I've never been like this faggot, I've known faggots like him though and they're who I actively avoid.
ted might be a frontrunner to win because he has nothing to lose
Mizzy is rizzing Burt right now as they discuss his pill collection.
>>204975991She deserves the love bombing. She just has it.
When are they going to get Burt drunk that's the real action right there
>>204976186Everyone hated him before they found out he was a worthless NEET. Go fuck yourself tranny.
>>204975836>binxi fuckin knew she was a twitch user at least kek, as soon as she said 'pop off'
>>204976043>you guys won't BELIEVE what just happenedthe darkness came.
fuck this im watching the 8 bit guys new video
>>204975941New literally me found
>>204976261you mean the ibookguy
she's sharing her suicide fantasies /ftl/. she's an even worse mom than we thought.
>ELIMINATION SOONA FEW DAYS OR SOON?
>>204976404sam said within 48 hours like 4 hours ago.
>>204976338i think every single mother thinks about killing themselves
>>204976422thanks c:
mommy lexi so sexy teehee
>>204975764he gets alex hahaha
>Trust Burt>Take the sleeping pills>Gets raped
Have you thanked a Payton Updater in this thread?
>October 28 2024>World Peace 2 unreleased
how tf do I watch the jacuzzi cam?