WHAT WAS HE SMOKING edition/ftl/ News• Luke wins the 65" TCL Smart TV with Dolby Atmos• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Alex is on top of the dogpile for saying the N-Word While Drunk• Elimination challange: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protege and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLEPrevious: >>204978428
They're going to tell Payton it's live.
IP2 won
Trisha's humongous ass meat
I can't believe sam spilled the beans in the dumbest possible way
>single mother has a bad relationship with her dadImagine my shock
Taylo!
>Alexis' Dad was going to shoot herWHAT LOL
what happened to the kick? i miss the good cams
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Do we miss him yet?
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
when does claire show up?
>>204979551sneed is finding out from alexis sooner or later
holy shit alexis said her sperm donor dad tried to shoot her?this is bullshit right? his name is jimmy kek
>>204979567I can believe it alright sounds just like him
Who does Alex remind me of fuck
>she didn't know it was live
ah geez.... thanks... TCL
apologize
>>204979544you are either larping or you are a 5 foot asian mani respect you either way.
Good night saars
>>204979584taken down
>>204979598Jon
ppv is so fuckin behind help me saars
>>204979598Simon Rex somehow for me
BEAST MODE
>>204979601Tattoos are so fuckin gross
GET THE BOXING GLOVES
>>204979587trvth
>>204979598Jon and Jimmy if they did the fusion dance from DBZ
Wow, loving the show so far! Thank you, Jet!
Why do I get the feeling that this will end early with Burt killing or raping someone
>>204979598Jon Bernthal in Shot Caller, that's it
>>204979585so payton is drinking water out of a shot glassnothing to see here
let me know if b2 start getting changed. UNtil then b3 schizo session is much more interesting
>>204979590should be pretty soon now
>>204979598Theo von
Can love blossom in the Famous House?
>>204979598John leguizamo mixed with Steve Buscemi
Only Evil Kevin could fix this
drama dumping on people you met a day ago. cant imagine why youre divorced....Id still fuck her
>>204979622based
ace ventura STILL talking about how he standed up to the jeet
How do these freaks get into Fishtank?
>>204979586hi mike
>I wasn't fat.That's up there with 15 years of MMA training Jesus Christ
>WE JUST SPOILED THE TWIST OF THE SHOW, BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT! MUAHAHAHAHA
>>204979628Hopefully he kills and rapes Sam
>>204979628probably because you're a spic
thicc shortstacks yum
>>204979635he's what theo von pretends to be.
>>204979598He's a mix of Jon, Joe Exotic, Will Poulter and Jimmy
>WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS LIVE?!
>>204979653Lipoedema.
>>204979628this would be infinitely more entertaining than 5.5 weeks of nontent
>>204979598He's not a punk
>>204979650jokerian kino
>>204979567how?
>>204979604wasn't she drinking last night though?
>>204979622based and agreed, king.
>>204979669Jeremy G.
>>204979628WOW WHAT A HOT TAKE, WEEBIE
>alexis and mizzy find out it's live>they start trauma dumping at the camerasFucking hell bros
>>204979643shipping and reality tv are inseparable
Don't you ever think they fabricate these dramas to keep people in suspense?
>>204979649>retarded roasties disregard this information entirely to continue talking about not having a dad for hours
Hey Sam, Jet isn't your fucking intern who is there to read youtube superchats anymore, he's actually the showrunner. Take your role as the host seriously and disrespect Jet and Ben's hard work by fucking around.
>>204979587/our/ new girl
>>204979653mmm stretchmarks. I’m sure the thighs look even better. probably too good. which is why the picture is framed so strangely
did they do anything today or just fire safety?
WE CAN FIX THIS PLEASE DONT STOP WATCHING PLEASE PLEASE WE ARE WORKING ON IT!!!! IT WILL BE PERFECT SAMMY IS TAKING A LIL BREAK GOING 140MPH ON THE HIGHWAY TO COOL OFF
>>204979631SHOT STATUS?
>>204979628he is not gonna do anything
im starting to get the feeling the majority if not all of this first group are actors doing scripted bits. theres no way that hoes dad is named jimmy and tried to shoot her
>sober housecringeget this man a drink
>>204979635100% this
I gooned and burt'd to mizzy and alexis fat asses all dayno regretsplan to do it again tomorrow
we have a long road to travel. how slow of a burn will this be before everything gets topsy turvy?
>day 2
>>204979684Once they start acting conscious of the camera, you know it's over
>>204979643Voyeurism.
>>204979579I don't blame him for a second
>>204979697Sam told Mizzy and Alexis that it's live and ruined the show.
>>204979697sam ruined the show
>>204979690nah, shes a coalburner
>>204979598
>Bert knew it was live from the start2 steps ahead
>>204979628we're already passed this point vance sorry
>>204979598>Who does Alex remind me of>fuckfor me, it's baby billy
these cunts keep pity one upping with out acknowledging each other, ad nauseam
>>204979669Ian will be the last pure fish, because he doesnt talk to anyone he wont find out its live, he is out ace.
>>204979675Accused two fish of knowing it's live
>>204979687I 100% believe they are fatherless and that Mizzy's stepmom told her she was a fat emo embarrassment
speechless
Alex is such a fucking chad, talking about he mogged tf out of the jeet.
>>204979689Jet needs other people around him to temper his wigger retardation. Left to his own devices we got Bitchtank.
ted can't stop jumping into bed with black men
now that the dust has settledthis is the best cast right
ITS A GAY SHOW
these fish mad boring??
This just means that Sam is going to be in one of his signature pissy moods tomorrow and make everyone even more uncomfortable that's awesome great job dude
>>204979729that’s pretty good lol
>>204979653goon tank
I am computer?
this was like S2 dogpiling but instead of it being vs. cole, it's vs. a fucking jeet. fucking hate all these contestants
>>204979653>thick shortstackRedundant, what do you think the 'stack' part means you retard
>>204979722based. get into burt's good books. Save herself
>>204979720If only they knew Sam Hyde is a serial gaslighter.
>>204979729based, hopefully he starts calling people NIGGUHS.
>>204979653
>>204979687C'mon, Jet. We don't believe you.
>>204979567QRD? I haven't seen anything all day today
>>204979677guess not. i didn't even question it. tall girls are kino. this chick is 18 almost 19 and could pass as older.
>>204979707you guys manifested what happened tonight
>>204979747lmao, burt is SEETHING right now
>>204979713tsmt. ppl saying the reveal wont change anything dont understand human behaviour
>>204979741this guy has one big moment per day and once it happens he just talks about it for the next 12 hours
>>204979733binx already told him
>>204979725what a polite young man
>>204979748by far
>>204979748yes
Literally nothing has changed calm down you spergs
>>204979729This, but mixed in with Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura
>>204979712Keegan won.
Half of the fun of watching Fishtank is complaining about how incompetently it's run on /ftl/ (but not incompetently enough to make us close the tab and do anything else). When you know, you know.
>>204979748Burt carries so fucking hard, without Burt Season 1 cast would be better.Burt's holding back atm too, he has yet to show his true power level.
>>204979747how is ted gayer than the black gay porn actor and the zesty nigger
>>204979687>keep people in suspenseBro this made me stop watching, I'm just posting here now.
>>204979745Agreed but that's a separate issue from Sam walking in and breaking character constantly then spoiling the twist for no reason.
Its live, its not live. It is live though.
well?
>>204979636I forgot about that lol
>>204979731brain meltingly stupid bitches. and they wonder why they cant get decent men while looking as fuckable as they do. too stupid to keep good ones
>>204979789Sam killed the show because of this
>>204979640>>204979680Fellow men of logic and taste. I thank you and wish you well.
>>204979646fucking kek
>>204979566she literally just spent all her prize money on fast food and weed
>>204979684>they know its not an ai doing tts>all they get is thirst posts and hate tts>tts keeps telling mizzy to eat more>alexis keeps getting asked why she abandoned her child to be on a reality tv show
>>204979653built for ass worship
>>204979711>slow burnthe cat's out of the bagfull blown goranian chemo inbound soon
>>204979769So much shit has happened like this in fishtank, though. And it always ends up okay. I don't think they're as incompetent as people believe.
>>204979756Bitches like this make me wanna fucking puke
>>204979766kek it's TJ's painting from the season 2 house
>>204979777he'll probably forgot
>>204979789can't have this because of Muh Jeezus but haircut diaper boxing is all good
>>204979756She's literally doing the sneed pose kek
would hit with no condom and even wife it upI love sluts
Based>Luke>Burt>AlexisCringe>Ted>Smaack>Binx>Ian>Mizzy>La'Ron>Payton>SimbalBoth>Alex B
is it ok to have empathy for white-ish trash like Alexis and Mizzy without condoning their behavior?
they arent fans and that's what matters isnt it? >they'll play to the camsThey were already doing that. Season 2 was shit because they cheered and followed the e-celebs around like dogs.Ted and Luke are obvious plants btw.>>204979758REDEEM THE CANDY SAAAAR. Cole was the jeet pick, I remember.
>>204979770Sam accused two fish of knowing it's live to their faceThey didn't
>>204979766real american beauties
>>204979762nah, she'd be the first to go when he hears the trigger phrase and his black new world order kink becomes a directive
>>204979788tsmt
>>204979813Bitches like this make me wanna fuck them
I’m tapping out guys. I don’t think I can watch what this show will become bros. These people don’t deserve it. They still have hopes and dreams, and I don’t want to see them crushed by doing some demented MDE shit. I love Sam and Jet, I do, but I can’t watch innocent people have to deal with Fatty or Frank. These people are too good or are legitimate dealing with mental problems like Burt. They shouldn’t be the butt of the jokes. I liked S2 because they were all retarded autists. That was the best part, you pick the autist you identified with the most, and hope they did well. This is different. We are making them victims, and they dont deserve it.
>>204979711jimmy and tayleigh sucked
does Alexis suddenly have an accent
does alex have a secret stash of coke or is he just like this always? if he was high he would've come down by now
What should /we/ make jet do next?
Her dad was right
>>204979729THERE WILL COME A PAYDAY, HALLELUJAH WHAT A PAYDAY
>>204979822she already has a kid
Alexis baby daddy speaking truth in this dumb whores retelling
>S1 was ruined when they got swatted and the contestants got access to their phones and saw their fanbases>S2 was ruined with the premature plant reveal and all the fish were gay fans>S3 was ruined when Sam blabbed that the show was live 2 weeks before the intended revealpottery
why is every fucking cam jumping around?
>>204979758they're back on the jeet's side now though, sam ruined it
>>204979825Well yeah that's what empathy is
>>204979834Normies deserve hell in every aspect of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKvZDQt96oalex in 30 years
Sam should really take a step back and let Ben do his thing.
>>204979837yeah it completely came out of nowehere
>>204979840whatever the fuck I want
>>204979837trying to become a favorite for the fans but doesn't realize we all hate roasties
>her dad called her out for leaving her son to be on a reality show
>>204979840give the contestants activities and challenges
>dad rightfully tells his daughter is fucked up for leaving her son to be on reality TV>OMG YOU CANT SEE YOUR GANDSON ANYMORE cunt
>>204979823Teddyrockers run this shit
>>204979835tay was boring, but jimmy was kino almost every day he was in the house
>>204979833Truuuuuuuuu
>>204979844I'll give her some more
>>204979825It's sad when people grow up without a strong father, but the damage is done. There's no saving them.
>>204979848timelines have been wonky for a few years now anon, it’s only gonna get worse
>>204979813But she has a bunch of cool true stories about how her dad tried to shoot her and that time he broke out of jail.
>lives in her moms sisters house. lollmao
>>204979837She knows she's on camera live now. They just "randomly" started telling sad dramatic backstories.It would have been so much better to toss them out the window.
>>204979834Alex would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
can we verify alexis dad broke out of jail? kek
>>204979846
I'm calling it now: if Ted doesn't quit he will win the show.
>>204979834listen to b2 and call these people "innocent"
>>204979814holy shit...somebody post the copypasta of his analysis
>>204979846ya.. its like intentional.. or someting
>>204979834These people are going to bully Frank into leaving because they're not weak hopeless pieces of shit like he is.
>>204979846They think the twist is that it's live. They have no idea it'll become hell house and not on a real streaming service. Concept not ruined.
>>204979865only jimmy could believe there was metal in the wood
>>204979643>>204979686Peyxis
>Alexis son is literally named BraydenShe's a walking white trash stereotype.
Does Binx has an accent?
alexis is going to leave once TTS kicks into full gear and she gets lit up for being a whore that abandoned her son to be there
>>204979854wishing that on anyone is gonna assure it happens to you
>>204979598https://youtu.be/7_Z3D1535Jo?si=M46L4qvtPYGLhdyJ
>>204979756actually revoltingget some self respect
>>204979822>>204979872I've nutted to this disgusting whore like 6 times today
>>204979643woah i recognize this person, shes so rad
>alex is a fellow gemini KING SHIT
I'm a big fishtank Twitter poster and they just sent me money to take down a negative post about them. LMFAO.
>>204979788I was enjoying them doing pretty good for a change. It was like they took criticism to heart. Then sam got too paranoid
Did /ftl/ really gaslight Sam into thinking Mizzy knew the show? KEK
>>204979890many have been saying this
>>204979901holy autism
Burt hasn't moved an inch in like two hoursHe's plotting
>>204979881anon I will give you volume but this is what women do.
why is this blue haired bitch talking with an accent all of a sudden?i know it was always kinda there, but did she just turn it up 300%?
>>204979885blue screen opportunity
So I'm guessing this means the AI computer TTS shtick is out the window? Over before it started.
I hate Alexis so much it's unreal
*shuffles through papers on a podium**taps mic**clears throat**takes a huge breath in*out ear man
It's a gay show
Uhhh why the fuck does Binx talk like a mexican?? I know she's from Miami.Is she Cuban or something?
>>204979896they had a meltdown over the word nigga
>>204979788She got all da nancy drews!
>>204979848They're not, unless you're on a poorfag stream. In which case, you get what you fucking deserve.
>>204979919sure buddy, post that venmo receipt
>>204979905she just mentioned she is talking weird
>>204979929quietly waiting for everyone to fall asleep so he can finally nut
>>204979901Te'Ron
>Alexis is talking
>>204979898>he thinks it'll actually become hellhouseit will just be annoying TTS spam and more shitty rerun challenge from previous seasons with cameos from people from previous seasons. it's gonna suck man
>>204979898Season 1 didn't know it was a hell house either, did they?
>>204979941yeah
Faggot brown guy cuddling with Ted in B3, boring girls in B2. Yeah, think I'm signing off for the day, gn saaaaaaaaaaaars.
>>204979919Fail rp
If they let Burt in on thinking it might be a live show then he's going to eventually link the TTS from earlier with a live audience and know it's true.
Watching gay niggers and boring women isn’t funny or entertaining enough to have two weeks of an uninterrupted bit. The sooner we get to hellhouse the better.
>>204979896nice melty nigga
>>204979825slutty girls are hotI'd rather take that over an insecure type all the people they got for this season are out going and comfortable on camera
>>204979915hell yeah brother me too (all women act like we are completely insane because of this)
>>204979834 stop being a fucking bitchthe show is character building even if its demented at timespeople need hardship
>zodiac signsnormietank
alex yaps 1000x more than jimmy. apologize
>>204979936its fucked its over
>>204979834It's a good way to keep things interesting after the usual wholesome chungusing that usually goes on. I'm ready for wrathtank.
They should just sell the IP to company that can actually run a show like this and unlike Scam Hyde and his motley crew of wiggers
>who told you it was live?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730177582413021.webm
>>204979933She slips in and out of the accent. She's from Miami.
>>204979941it's miami, it rubs off on you
>>204979923>/ftl/ runs yet another seasonHow does this keep happening?
>>204979959lmao
good lord alex has some kind of mouth on himboy can talk for fucking hours and say nothing
>>204979774even if they know its live, they'll forget the cameras are there and talk like they aren't.
>>204979959I hope they cuddle.It will be cute
>>204979971oh yeah I agree with that 100% but they probably are afraid people will leave when they find out the true nature of the show, cucking them out of content.
>>204979941>she's from Miami. Is she Cuban or something?No shit retard.
>>204979707These webm’s keep making me hard so I have to watch pawg white girl porn every few hours and Burt one out
Ted is probs La'Rons irl husband or some shit
>>204979898>Concept not ruined.I want to say the ai tts got ruined but no one would believe that shit anyways
>>204979865Tayleigh wasn't boring, she just pissed off the incel types in here while a different kind of incel type simped over her, she was pretty entertaining in the second half, especially after Jimmy left.
>>204979834People are going to give you a lot of shit for posting this but I agree with you
>>204979904white trash loves to put dumb ass letters in names. complete retard shit.
>>204979979If she would talk like ace venture does with his butt hole it would be okay.
>>204979971yeah jimmy saying 1488 would be so much more entertaining
>>204979971Hellhouse too soon is fucking boring. Just watch Season 2 for that shit and see how well it works.
>>204979884Sounds like a lot of bullshit.
They should just get random people to come in to the house around 10pm and just start sleeping in the beds randomly lmao
ppv is fucked
Payton should leave and hang out in Burts goon room or something these whores will poison her
Sam is the Chris Jericho of fishtank
>alex is banned from 9 different colleges
>>204979940ted fag confirmed
>>204979929he takes like a dozen sleeping pills every night, he didn't even hear the other three yelling until 3 am last night
>>204979970>Hi Burtwe now lost this moment with fucking with the others
>>204979834moralfagging? really?
>>204980006Too bad she sucked on bloodgames the entire time
>>204979970He already knows
>>204979961They've been talking about this concept since S1. You are wrong. The goal is to torture people who want to be famous.
these people can't fathom the history of the bedrooms they inhabit. standing on the shoulders of giants!
>>204979941yes, the second 30+ cuban woman to be involved with fishtank lol
why were people saying the show is over an hour ago? I wasn't watching
>>204979628Burts harmless unless put in a self defense situation
who else /comfy/ rn
>>204979982I liked the bit about having a company meeting for everybody to address one person in specific's problem.
it's funny to me how fucking gay Ted is for no reason at all. What a weirdo
>>204979857Sam still treats Ben and Jet like his children who he can disrespect as he pleases, it's sad really. I know he gave them the opportunity, but it's their show now and he shouldn't step in and ruin it.
>>204979788Yep. Been hating since S1 but still here.
>>204979985>I GET TO SAY NIGGER?
>alex still slipping up and calling it fishtank instead of famous house>everyone sarcastically corrects him
>>204979923nice try production
>>204980015make the season shorter then
>>204979825its okay to have empathy for anyone and recognize the comorbidities and events that led to them becoming the way they are without condoning their behavior i.e. pedophiles yet still make fun of them
>>204979988(You) control the action!
>>204979991crazy how some people's brain works
>Alex is banned from several college campuses for drinkingI believe this 100%
Maxxine and Alexis trauma dumping on Pyriot make be the thing that gets her to leave
imagine getting on fishtank and laying in bed with two diff guys in one day
>>204980021yeah basically like flow during 2.5 but when its working its gold
>>204980040Ted's booty is in danger
>>204979941cuban, literally Creature's replacement.
>Fired off ONE (1) TTS before concept was blown>Completed ONE (1) challenge before concept was blown>ZERO (0) eliminations before the concept was blownHoly shit sam
>>204980024*college dorms
>>204980014Unironically yeah
>>204980040WWHAT THEFUCK KEK
>>204980054i missed it, clip?
>restreamer is so bored of this nontent he’s started just playing the summer voicemails in the backgroundkek
>>204979894prophetic
>>204980014Than niggers jerking off and pillow talk between two roasties? Yeah>>204980015What is watchable about what is happening on screen right now?
>>204980050I look like this and say this
>>204980063yeah most truthful thing he said
>>204979970>>204980027The fact that he thought it was a normal hallucination was amazing
>There's a free bed in the pent house>Ted is sleeping with La'ron on an air mattress.Ted is fucking weird. Why does he love black cock so much?
>>204979985>muted before sam clarifies that it was their black producers and not the audience
>>204979985He would snitch on anyone if a cop just put an ounce of pressure on him
>>204980048looks like a vagina
burt's gooning and you're blackpilling?
>>204980032live-streamed doesn't mean live show moron
>>204979898it's not exactly hard to connect the dots, dude. >huh, the furniture here is kinda fucked up and strangely dusty for such a supposedly high-budget production on a legitimate network>huh, this host sure is getting kind of rude and angry with us sometimes, that seems a bit weird>huh, it does seem a little weird that they'd have withheld information about the show being live, i wonder if this is intentionally a shoddy production that will have more twists and surprises for us>it does seem strange that they won't let us talk about the emails we got from "fishtank", i wonder if that has something to do with this? and that's assuming that none of these people just immediately recognized sam hyde, being that he's a fairly recognizable internet figure and he had mutuals on instagram with several of the contestants i hope you're right, but i have no faith right now
>>204979985sam is such a faggot
>>204980065hot
>>204980065
>>204980023burt is the benoit
alex reminds of a crackhead i used to work with
>>204980022She's fascinated by tales of how white trash skanks live. It's like television for her.
>>204979911she would like knowing we are burting off to hershe wants to make an onlyfans
>>204980091if you tried it you'd know
>>204980083
where the fuck is ian?
getting REAL cozy there
alexis got along with her ex husband but she wanted more than just compatibility she wanted to be challenged so she divorced him...
>>204980040snuggletank
>payton isnt trauma dumpingbased, she is laughing inside
>>204980074Sam just wants to wrap this up so he can fuck Mizzy
turn the fucking tts on or something i cant listen to garbage anymore
>>204980054he is breaking kayfabe tsk tsk they never learn
>>204980088we could have had burt going around saying the walls were talking to him without the bitches thinking it is tts from a live stream
>>204980082which restreamer I can't find any restreams they fucking took them all down
>>204979936even funnier if that's what jan was writing
>>204980014Jimmy derangement syndrome is real
>>204980048God S1 truly pales in fucking comparison. And somehow we aren't even contempt with what S3 has offered us so far.
What room is everyone in I can hear them but can’t find them fuck this house
>>204980125I don't think Payton has much of anything going on inside
Still better than season 2 even with the concept blown LMAOOOOOOO
>>204980084>What is watchable about what is happening on screen right now?The point was to have them settle in and have them believe in the Famous House shit before pulling the rug from under them, but Daddy Sam blew it. The slow burn works, but OH WELL
>>204980027>hello? >must have been the wind
>>204979976>>204979915gemeni's are the craziest, most cruel, evil people i've ever met. it made me think zodiac shit might be real
CELL CHALLENGE MIZZY AND ALEXIS BEFORE NEW SPREADS
Ben is so much better suited to be the host of the show but Sam will never let it happen
>>204979991i don't know it that's a blessing or a curse.
>>204980032It's probably in the contract. Why they tried to make the story about how it's a pre recorded show seems dumb and unnecessary.
Why La'ron and Ted cuddling?
>i'm comin' back to cuddle with teddydamn, ted's getting some bussy tonight
Who let this dumb faggot think he's important? I hope they don't bring him back.
this is really bad because nobody here is laughing at the incompetence. no jokerposting. just confusion and anger at a baffling series of decisions. grim and fucked up
>>204980015yeah this is true, they need to build it up slowly, if they get into hellhouse stuff too soon most of these people will leave
>>204980110he's cyrax
>>204980092yeah couldn't find a working clip with that part on the site. alex is corrupted anyway. they fucked up with the last man standing casting email situation.still funny tho.
>>204980083damn this is pretty good analysis.who wrote this?
>>204980123you are making this up right?
payton right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1PoSz6xYw
>eric is watchingokay, they know. they fuckin know.
>>204980120Probably on the den couch.
>>204979971Hellhouse on day two won't work with these people. They have to lul them into staying for a week or two for sunk cost fallacy to set in.
>>204980054ben told him he'd be off the show if he said that again
>>204980142true, season 2 was pure fucking dogshit
Does anybody have a clip of Binx saying "PUMPKINCHAN SO SKIBIDI"? I'm going to make a nightcore song.
>gaynigger tells alex he's coming back right away>goes to the girlroom to be a fag insteadWhat a liar
>>204980159He's saying he revealed to them that it's live? What is he smoking?
>>204980101>huh the host completely dropped his character 5 minutes in and is casually lifting weights and blowing cigar smoke in everyone's faces
>>204980169nope she just said it
>>204980145No one in room 3 knows its live, what is entertaining about watching this crack head talk right now? You wanted two weeks of this?
>>204980127>turns on TTS>immediately filled with more garbageAnon why would you do this to us
>>204979941Yes, she said so yesterday.
>>2049801602nd day is pretty wild
>>204980188Lots and lots of pot
Alex is what Jon wishes he was.
>>204980159he will %100 come with stein, but hopefully they make him fuck off after that.
you guys are actually complaining because its not a bunch of retarded sam simpsyikes
>>204980179guess he's gonejk they won't kick him when shit is starting to implode already
BURT HAS A PHONE>BURT HAS A PHONEBURT HAS A PHONE>BURT HAS A PHONEBURT HAS A PHONE>BURT HAS A PHONEBURT HAS A PHONE>BURT HAS A PHONEBURT HAS A PHONE>BURT HAS A PHONE
>>204980189LOL yeah I completely forgot about that, he's not even trying
>>204980184No one give this guy the clip please
Why are these people wearing shoes indoors jesus christ>literally wearing shoes in bedDo amerifats really?
>>204980142Season 2 was still better than season 1 but this is true
>>204980186would you want to listen to the rest of this fake bullshit story?
>>204980101They think the show is on fucking Peacock dude. You're being schizo.
>my mind keeps skippingis this ADHD?
ENABLE TTS
>>204980159i hope he comes back, i think they wanted the current flamboyant gay black guy to be like him by dunye is just a different tier of belligerent
>>204980195Then don't watch the show, nigga. Who is stopping you? Come back in a week or two.
Season 3 Day 2>Expose thousands to BNWO fetish>Pumpkin challenge>Show is live>Two gays cuddle in an air mattress
>>204980160you're a dramatic tranny
Did Teddy come out?
>>204980212Fishtank fans have no idea what they want
>>204980123this is woman speak for "my husband was a bitch and I stopped being attracted to him"
is Ian gone?
>>204980175 there are cameras in plain sight and production has repeatedly told them to change in the bathroom. How could they not know?
post your best binx pics
>>204980216screenshot before we freak out
as soon as duanyay/alex stein walk in the show is completely dead to me and i will never watch again for the rest of my life
>>204980230Pumpkin challenge was kino
>>204980231the sam hyde defender has logged on
>>204980230culture: advanced
>>204980192unbelievable
>My dad is a old conservative white guyInteresting...
>>204980101>the emails we got from "fishtank"This still blows my mind. Jet is so fucking retarded
>>204980225yes
What is Burt dreaming of right now?
Season 3 Day 2>Expose thousands to BNWO fetish
>>204980160EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED MUAHAHAHAHYOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT WE ARE NOT GONNA DO NEXT!
>>204980198we dumping our goon folder now?
>CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN WHITE MANDude I can't decide which is worse; Alex schizo rambling the same point x100000 or Alexis whining about what a fatherless whore she is
>>204980219Yes, they actually do.
alex's rants are kinda comfy. like you can just tune them out. unlike that faggot jimmy.
>>204979766She looks like sam pepper
>>204980184kill yourself faggot
>>204980245
Is Duanyay at the house?
>>204980123She is terrible to her loved ones including her kid, she's a genuine piece of shit.
>He looked like Darth Vader.Alex rules
>>204980149woman moment
Can Cryo save this?
>>204980263that's mizzy i'm pretty sure
>>204980145Nobody ever believed the ‘Famous House’ schtick, they were making fun of it and questioning it since there were just 3 fish in the house.This changes nothing. They clearly don’t know Sam or the show like the S2 fish did.
Y'know, this season would really benifit with dumbgay in the tankHe'd fit right in
>>204980249time to run back to discord
>>204980258ted
we need tts
>>204980258Alex submitting to superior bbc
>>204980136Nothing wrong with being a critic, paypigs orbiters finance the show but somebody has to motive the lazy wiggers in the basement to make the show better.
>>204980127>CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX JJJJJJJJJJ VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BARshut the fuck up
I swear all the things I'm posting about Alex are near copies of things I said about Jimmy during S2.They're not bad things mind you just like, observations or whatever.
>>204980276couldn't make it worse
Haven't been watching, should I and risk getting sucked in? How gay has this season been?t. regrets watching bitchtank
>>204980142If they keep the people around and dont resort to sam's fetishs for challenges then its easily better than that pile of shit
>>204980275yes, they were women.
>>204980262you can see it
>>204980262I knew she had tan areolas and pink nipples hnnnnng
>>204980160It's a testament to how MONUMENTAL the fuck up is. If this was like Day 7 and 8, it wouldn't be so bad, but Day 2?
>>204980166if you're not joking, it was TJ in season 2
>years ago I was 22>Alex is 26He cracks me up so much lmao
>>204980278They sound precisely the same. Fucking vocal fry affectation
>>204980188He said earlier today that he knew about Ted, as if that means anything. They have been casting for this since before bloodgames.
>>204980270oh goddamnit.
they need to up the CHAOSthe fake filming bit was funny but now wtf are they gonna do?
>>204980294They just completely blew the reveal, honestly not worth getting sucked into it if you aren't already
>>204980294Already better than bitchtank
>>204980222Season 2 is fucking garbage and doesn't even slightly compare to the kino of Season 1. The Sissy Simmons Arc into Pedo Simmons is far better than anything Season 2 offered in it's entirety.
>I fucking hate my dadIt really is wild how there is a 100% correlation between being a whore and having daddy issues
Alex is STILL going
>>204980306he's 37
>>204980281please shut up
I want to stop watching this boring moment but I just KNOW the second I stop watching alexis gonna start getting undressed
Alex is the best fish they've ever had
>>204980312Kill Sam hopefully
>>204980276Send Cryo in and give him a hamster room, don't let him speak at all or he goes home immediately.
>>204980267yeah i think the way his voice forces itself upon you feels less rapey than jim’s
>>204980142Trvke, S2 was fucking great for the first 5 days but it never recovered after the fan reveal.
>>204980319wrong josiefag
>>204980298OF cooming soon :tm:
>>204980160This is sam's "my job is to run fair competitions" moment.
>>204980212That's not what anyone is complaining about, please try to keep up.
>nonstop political schizo yappingAlex is just as bad as jimmy desu
Iron Fist & Power Man: Heroes For Hire
>>204980222trips of truth>>204980319seethe
how did they fuck up the reveal?
>>204980294Best cast so far, only day 2 not sure what they have planned. Nobody feels sympathy for any of these people so it could br Hellhouse for real this time
>>204980320Which of them said this?
>>204980333I hate the rapist fake deep voice thing he does, it's so weird.
>>204980304how the fuck did he manage to get that out of his rat brain
>>204980142s2 escalated quickly
>>204980225I used to forget what i was talking about mid-sentence, constantly. I was on adderall for like 8 years and now it doesn't happen anymore
>>204980322i change the room camera anytime he's on
>>204980327
>>204980291Alex is the type of guy I would actively avoid talking to because he would never stop yapping.his voice is also really annoying like that youtuber repzilla he sounds like an adhd methhead he's not a bad guy at all just very obnoxiousJimmy was funny and was an agent of chaos
>>204980343jimmy is way more coherent and interesting
>>204980159I only want him to come back so he can argue with Smaack and call her a mutt/octoroon and flaunt how much blacker he is than her.
the houseboat alex b is talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkNbRnErO0
>>204980322Alex is the guy you really don't want to get roped into a conversation with outside the gas station
>>204980347Sam literally said it was live in front of Alexis and Mizzy
So Alex is already our favorite. Right?
>>204980347Sam told Alex accidentally and then just straight up told Mizzy and Alexis.
>>204980319Both are good. S2 is literally cannon. "Alex is the Jimmy". "Another Dumbgay this season"
>>204979766Grotesque.
Alex, Luke, and Burt are all S tier fish
>>204980255Woh your dad is white? No way
>>204980320meanwhile feet away Alex is reminiscing about using his billionaire's fathers jet skis
>>204980149Gemini's definitely have a higher rate of mental illness than other signs, but I don't think they're that bad. They usually have pretty unstable senses of identity and a lot of nervous mental energy. High IQ Geminis can be really gifted in intellectual or creative fields but low IQ geminis are usually people like Alex.
>>204980364on opposite day
>>204980246it already is dead
>>204980371easily
>>204980359Only because of Summer having a schizo meltdown which was completely outside of production's control
i reckon kimmee's nose will look like this eventually
>>204980371Oh yeah.
>>204980339this is her!? damn
>>204980184not on your lifei'm going to make it into a hyperpop song
>>204980322am i crazy or does he yap more than fatty and jimmy
>>204980328I know the moment I close my eyes they are going to allow TTS or something crazy will happen. same thing happened to me in season 2, summer was in the doghouse and next thing I know she is screaming in the basement
>MICHAEL LEE BERNARD
>>204980366Has Alex told a single lie since being there?
i really can't get over how hot binx is
where is this travel channel special on houseboats?
>>204980364Not even close
what is burt dreaming about?
>>204980371I like Burt the most.
>>204980224Yeah, employing 2 minutes of logic to the situation is "schizo". Okay buddy. I'm just saying, that's what'd be running through my head if I were on a show that seemed to have a fairly vague premise. Most reality shows are filmed in LA, not Massachusetts. Most houses they'd use for reality shows are much more modern and aesthetically pleasing. They're not in the middle of the forest, they don't send sketchy contracts from email addresses associated with online reality shows, they don't lie to contestants about the nature of the show, I'd be pretty suspicious about the whole thing if it were me. If you think you'd just compartmentalize all that because someone told you it'd be on NBC, good for you, I guess. I just don't think a person of even average intelligence would be so easily fooled by such a flimsy premise.
they are wispering about it being live in B2sneed knows now its over
>>204980383what signs do you think are the chillest
I literally can’t watch another second of this
Screencap of Burt with a phone
>>204980397MICHAELMICHAELMICHAELLEE BERNARD
>>204980399he's like jon but actually honest
>>204980404goin to the store
>>204980358he's not very elegant but he has a poet's brain, if half-baked
I always win
ian status?
This Luke nigga.. need to see him Burt do a scene together
>>204980401here >>204980366
>>204980364kys
>>204980237Who tf is Ian?
>>204980358TJ is a published author with a bachelors degree in English. He just can't talk good
is anything gonna happen or should I just go to bed?>>204980410if he has access to his twitter people could spoil the whole show/sam hyde to him
>Mizzy and Alexis just told Payton and La'Ron that it's liveGOD DAMNIT SAM
>>204980393so is this. win some lose some.
>>204980342yeah that oddbod guy would be epic right now
>>204980258Fighting a fire while fully erect
>>204980358liquor
QUIT WHISPERING
>>204980428thanks anon, appreciate it. wow dude wasn't lying
Alex just said faggot
>>204980432The Content King
>>204980406Anon it's not schizo, you summed up my thoughts pretty well.
>>204980436they are gonna get booted off the show or punished, Sammy told them not to do that membah
DO THE DANCE BEN
>>204980436
THEYDOKNOW>SAY THANKS JET!!
Alex is new JimmyLuke is new BrianBurt is new Summer
F bomb dropped
Do any of these people know what Fishtank is this time?
>>204980409>watches another month of this
NOOO DON'T DOX YOUR BUSINESS
Kek is that the first time Alex has said faggot
Alex Schultz wouldn't have made that mistake if he was the host. Just saying...
sneed is saying he likes luke so luke is in with two sides now. got it in the bag if he keeps playing well.
STOPFUCKINGWHISPERINGYOUDUMBBITCH
>>204980027>"WIGGERS could be here" he thought
MIzzy's CONSTANT whispering is making me feel as schizo as Burt
>>204980440she wins all
>>204980457For once this wasn’t on Jet
>>204980464He said it last night too, same room and everything
>>204980406They aren't people of average intelligence. They are failed normies looking for the sip of attention they feel they deserve. They can block out reality for whatever their delusional mind wants. The zesty one's social media has been found and he fully believes its a large network production.
>they think the Indian is too clingy
>>204980449>everyone else finds out it is a live show called fishtank>they all get kicked off>Ian is sleeping in the corner, no idea what's going on>He wins by default
>>204980464nah he said it a few times last night
>>204980407everyone in b2 could get replaced right now and it wouldn't matter
>>204980421Put your name back
>>204980466WHERE IS THIS NIGGAHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ITDID NO ONE SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE IN WIGGERTANK????
Gossip night!
>>204980460Yeah, they sent all production emails from "Fishtank Admin".
There's only one way to save the season
Who is alexis referring to when she says "he won't pay attention to me"?
>>204980329the fascinating thing about alex is that he sounds like a retard but he actually has an incredible gift for talking and lived an interesting life
I can't imagine being so oversocialized that I would ever feel an impulse to apologize for saying "faggot".
>>204980452he was bluffing, they're low on contestants as it is and it's too early
>>204980417huh. i never watched season 2 live so theres a lot of little moments i missed that weren't clipped
>>204980466still trying to force this literal who nontent "king"
Jet here: Trust the plan. Hassle Meter goes live tomorrow and make sure to take a look at this season's t-shirts!
>>204980399I dont believe the 142 iq thing
>>204980490everyone other than Alex and Burt could get replaced and no one would really notice other than parasocial friendship fags
>>204980484kino
>>204980464every guy except simbol has said fag at least once
Can't wait for whisper tax to come back
>>204980479Jet fucked up the email before the show started and still invited them on, just hoping they wouldn't google the first email. He's a fuckin retard
>>204980366>Jimmy and his fans so proud that his family has a lake cabin>Alex's dad was a billionaire that owned a luxury houseboat company (among others)I bet he is seething
>>204980504STAR POWER!
>>204980481Eh, fair point. They are delusional clout-chasers, so I guess that would introduce some room for being gullible or ignorant of the obvious red flags
>>204980490DO IT JET PULL THE PLUG, TAKE THEM OUT, TAKE THE SHOT
>>204980505More like the Kino Meter! Can't wait to see the ol' Hassler show these libs who's boss!
>>204980452they are not kicking the simp bux dude
>Alex still talking
>>204980421did someone finally potty train Ariel?
>>204980467Luke and Sneed plotted with the women to steal the pajeets candy. Alex, simbal, and i think Teddy aren't in on it.
>watching b2 snoozefest>see alex says faggot>switch to b3>nothingburger>see that they're talking about live in b2>switch to b2>nothingburgerAh, fishtank
payton, her mom, and her dad were all born 1 month and 2 days apart.
>>204980479>For once this wasn’t on JetThis all started because alex kept saying "fishtank" because of the emails.
>>204980504come on now
>They're talking about the stream
Man I hope shit changes soon, this is starting to remind me of my mom watching survivor 20 years ago
>>204980498many are saying this
>the sound effectAHAHAHAHAHA
I ever tell yall about the time my dad hired all my friends and they were all my agents mindin me down in Kentucky?PILLS HERE
where did they play the sfx?den?
>>204980408Pisces and Cancer are pretty mellow. Aries are spiritually the most simple (the toddler of the zodiac, doesn't mean they're dumb, they're generally just very straight forward) so they're pretty pleasant to be around.
>>204980498whats the backstory here?
>>204980490I unironically wish they would do this
>sam audibly fucks off in his porsche
Yo where is the whisper tax? oh wait, they don't know it's live right... right?
>smaack already in bedwtf
>>204980556B2
>>204980543I stay in B2 for the goon material
>>204980505I'm like 75% sure this is actually Jet.
ive never willingly listened to mizzy or that blonde girl speak
>Flip to room 2My dad didn't like me abandoning my son so he won't be seeing my son again>Flip to room 3He was the FIRST person to get a credit card in his COUNTY>Room 2My dad is a WHITE CONSERVATIVE MALE>Room 3Look it up, it's the biggest house boat in the US>Room 2 Whisper whisper whisper Holy shit this is ASS, fuck off sam
>>204980562Mauro farted
>>204980460yeah they all know
Gaynigger>cause I KNOW this is gonna take me placesLOLOLOLOLILOLIL
Here's Alex's dad's boat he keeps talking about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkNbRnErO0
>>204980569Show ruined his work is done
>>204980534they die tonight
>you know about fishtank? They are sueing us>yes i know im sam hyde and i own fishtank just believe me
alright the window effect was cool admit it
>This is gonna take me placesYeah, Beaver Street, nigga. What's up?
It's hilarious how bothered Alexis is by Luke not fawning over her
>>204980556nevermind probably just sam leaving to plap his asian baby momma
>>204980583kek
>>204980547that doesn't matter, all they knew was the name of the "original show". Sam let slip to Alex that there were viewers and he, predictably, went and blabbedhttps://x.com/spengler_julius/status/1851011027858796617
>>204980554>>204980556that was sam starting his car
>>204980543quit saying nothingburger, it's quite possibly the gayest phrase of all time
>>204980580who was who? not watching
>>204980573High energy crashes hard
>>204980540>did someone finally potty train Ariel?
>>20498057332 year olds check in early
>>204980571They’re whispering so the other contestants don’t here them retard lmfao
>>204980562cia killing some guy who snitched or somethingmaybe it was nsa, can't remember
>>204980499probably luke
>>204980569Lmao I was switching cams and several fish mentioned it.
>>204980580>doesn't enjoy schizo rambling from a crackheadyeah ok pal. get the fuck out.
>>204980569lmao
>>204980588
alex is like a slightly more coherent boomhaur
Can we all agree that when Sam told Alex "black people are actually really happy with your N word usage" he just fucked up and forgot they aren't supposed to know it's live and badly tried to save face with "erm I'm talking about our black editors btw"
>>204980562It gets posted every season, presumably by the same guy. Pretty sure that it was an Asian man who had been shooting flares in his neighborhood and when SWAT responded there was a "gas explosion" despite it having been shut off.
>>204980425Effortlessly sexy. The true prince of the tank.
>>204980560this shit is real i knew it, describes some people i know perfectly
The namefag is talking to himself again
I need more smack please
I am completely out of patience with fucking Mizzy constantly whispering, and will be taking notes on how best to bully her when TTS is turned on. All that shit with her dad gave me a lot of ammunition
>>204980543Did they expose the show is live?
>>204980624yea
>>204980569good luck jet!
>>204980580Yeah man where's my hellhouse, and freeloaders, these guys should be vomiting on the floor while the BASED frank hassle gropes them. WHat a shit season
>>204980594what was that about?
>>204980624Yeah, do people disagree that he did that?
>>204980569another successful day in the book of sam hyde, time to go back to the hapas
>>204980530Jimmy is just a damaged, dangerous, lying retard. he would be someone to pity if his soul wasnt so black with resentment and he wasnt so dumb as to point it at things he cant understand or just dont make sense at all. alex is just dumb but seems to be an alright person. boasting aside
>>204980624No shit
>>204980624there are people who actually contest this?
>>204980622First one to open a credit card in his county.What a fucking legend.
Alex operates on prison rules, he's loyal to whoever he bunks with
Once the fan service and the cameos start, the show dies. They actually had something nice and organic going but we already know they're gonna destroy it
I'd probably search the house for candy quite often. Does anyone even look for candy or does that put a target on your back?
>>204980597It drives me insane holy shit I want them to blow this entire house up right now and have Luke proudly climb out of the rubble as the sole survivor
It's that time again, gentshttps://www.pokernow.club/games/pglZcQYYN0jQR7Cjd1lfUm86l
>>204980499
>>204980624100%. They're not used to manipulating people without using the "live audience reaction" as the manipulation tool so they immediately fucked it up when they had to go off-script for even a second
alex is 10000000000% going to make a move on binxy at some point
>>204980619he isn't a schizo, he's a retarded normie druggie. nothing interesting about that or his gay stories.
>>204980329ALEX APE 4 LIFE
kick these boring boring normiesnew cast:summer, cole, jimmy, claire, tayleigh, oliver gay, burt, payton, jontent, hailey
>visibly checked out by day 1>ruins show's entire concept by day 2What will Sam do on day 3?
>>204980638>how best to bully her when TTS is turned on.Just keep asking her if she is hungry and should eat a snack. Tell her she looks too thin and needs to eat more.When she is 100 lbs heavier you will have won
>>204980358He was drunk as shit
Luke shutting down that fucking retard for good
sam will be posting comedy show dates tomorrow on insta.
do you guys think luke is actually the plant, or did they tell him that he was before they start fucking with him hard.
>>204980407god fucking damnit
>>204980668They all scoured the house on the first night for a bit and assume it's all been found.
>>204980399he isnt a liar. do NOT call him a liar you PUNK he has never told a lie in his life
>>204980681make a call
>>204980624yeah he completely fucked it up and then made it way worse by telling the whores that the show is live for no reason
Appoint one person to make noise in front of the camera while you whisper.
>>204980668They actually ended up picking up bug traps off of a high place thinking it was candy
>"Im going to sleep too">*chugs dr pepper*Love this sperg
>>204980681enter scott sullivan mma
I'm going to ensure the failure of every single one of mizzy's future endeavors because of her whispering
>>204980681BRING OUT THE HOT DOGS!
>>204980597shes gonna start trying to appeal to Burt, simply to try and make Luke jealous. Shame Burt only has eyes for Ted
>>204980690he said he wanted this role on a podcast you fucklord.
>>204980681check the news
>>204980569last time he did this was when he wrote that poop penis essay to john carmack on twitter and someone called him out on his marky shitwe're at those levels of sam right now
Luke is the real bull if you think about it
>>204980590LMAO
>>204980680replace Claire and hailey (don’t know who they are) with Alex and Josh block and you got a deal
>>204980643>>204980650>>204980658>>204980662Seen a lot of retards on twitter coping that he never fucked up and it was obvious he was talking about the editors
>>204980681Triathalon
thought you could lift without me...think again
>when that hits the airAlex still thinks this is a taped show lmao
>>204980681funniest outcome is he just doesn't come back, with no explanation
>>204980703lol
who's "this close to a sociopath" ? Are they talking about Burt?
Payton aligning with the mean girls
>>204980681boxing and diapers
>>204980681The classic physical bit from fishtank where he mad Ben jiggle Bliccy's belly and grope Haley
grim & fucked up
Today Sam ruined all the plans for s3 so I assume tomorrow he will scare off half of the contestants by bringing in his signature torture fetish rituals.
>>204980505I checked out the t-shirts. They're cool. I might order a classic one now that they're back. Gonna go back to jetting off now, thanks!
its fucking day 2 and people are already complaining. This is the best start to a season yet and so far seems like 90% of them have no idea what fish tank is and easily can be gaslighted about whether its live or not.
>>204980681Sam isn't at fault, the Season 3 fish cheated and destroyed the planned narrative.
>>204980622Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.
Where's Burt and Binx?
Someone tell them to stop fucking whispering, it's not interesting enough to ride the volume.
>>204980734Probably the weirdest thing they've ever done
Payton mogs.
>>204980676he's been married for 6 days to an obese gen X latina. Would he dare?
>>204980737oh.. I've seen this before
>alexis the loudest person in existence>mizzy the quietestwhat a pair
>>204980504If you weren’t there you just don’t get it
idc as long as they dont know the concept of fishtank
>are you still with us?>why do you keep having to ask me thatFucking lol alex woke ted up to ask him that i would be fuming
>>204980737he's gonna walk in with a pack of diapers and i am gonna close the tab
>>204980720Sam genuinely forgot. It was bound to happen but I'm kind of surprised it happened day 2.
>>204980737I would really like to see Alexis get shaved before she leaves
Big things tomorrow!!!
>>204980724HEY SAM YOU GOT GIRLS IN YOUR TANK?
>>204980670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaFHwTjy1yEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMDP_sLm8ss
It's time Jet. Deploy the contingency plan to fix Sam ruining Season 3. Bring him in. He and Burt will run this house.
>>204980646they should be arguing about dc vs marvel
>>204980624they fumbled completely on addressing the alex n word event. should have given him a light punishment and reprimanded him. made burt, lebron, and smack why that is hurtful.
>>204980672shes coping that the best looking guy here isnt interested in her botox and hick kids at home.
Jacob wouldn't have fucked this up.Powtank > Fishtank
Josie
>>204980737I kinda feel bad for Jet, it was going good so far
>>204980672I can't listen to Alex story time anymore. Luke, please go establish your dominance in B2 or something.
>>204980751Her soul is being poisoned rn
>>204980737$50,000
i think the show is still salvageable. obviously its not as good if they're all aware its live, but as long as they're not in on the joke, its still watchable.
>>204980741>so far seems like 90% of them have no idea what fish tank is and easily can be gaslighted about whether its live or notyou haven't been watching at all or just aren't particularly observant
>>204980734I want him to bring up Dave's pyro history to shame him in front of Pearl again.
>>204980749it's just that stupid fucking cunt mizzy who I want to choke
I didn't think anyone could out yap Jimmy but Holy fuck Alex.
>>204980778oof
1am and the fish are going to bed, this isn't fishtank.
>>204980779fuck off to bant faggot
I really want to see Scott embarrass himself trying to flirt with girls again
on the plus side i think its safe to cross this one off the list
>>204980737We'll be down to 5 Fish by this time tomorrow night (including Luke)
>>204980742whats this image referencing about s2?
>>204980737Bring em in
>>204980681You already know
>>204980569LMAO
>>204980779how does this girl have so much fanart
>>204980778wouldn't it be funny if he was ripped apart by an uncontacted tribe of cannibals lol
They really struck gold with Alex
>>204980796bert and ian went to bed at like 10 kek
>>204980794
>>204980802could've crossed that one out on day one when half of the cams were paywalled
old fucks going to be
>>204980741>seems like 90% of them have no idea what fish tank islike 70% of them know what fishtank is
Action on 3.32...ACTION!You have to appreciate Ben's subtle jokes.
>>204980779can't wait to be discussing her japan streams when we're stuck having to deal with the cancellation of season 3
>>204980775I really dont know wtf sam was thinking. Probably that he was jon tier and wouldnt ask questions?
>Room 3 goes to bed>Room 2 is whisperingAight, night boys. Thanks for blowing it, sam
>>204980779this is actually well-done
>>204980737why can't the humiliation involve bikinis
>>204980801I really hope every girl from Season 3 rejects Scott in every way. That would be funny.
>>204980784they're grooming an 18 year old.
>>204980715horrible if true
>>204980749It's that fucking ogre Mizzy, it is beyond frustrating
>>204980804Why would Luke go? He's the plant.
>>204980773>>204980778It's show weird seeing actual adults on the show instead of these zoomer retards
>>204980778He already knows how to fix it. Jet you know what to do.
He's smoking in bed, based, I do the same thing except it's with an actual cig
>>204980802that should've been the free space
Just remembered that they were about to "shoot the scene" in the Jacuzzi room but said hold on and went to prod room for 10 mins to come back up with whatever that was... I think Sam thinks about peoples IQ's way too much like the meme of the mean IQ and often mistakes people on the low end for people on the high end...
the whispering for no reason whatsoever is killing me
>>204980811cole mogged sam so hard
STOP FUCKING WHISPERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex is either gonna win or crash out magnificently i feel it.
Ben needs to run up there to br2 and tell them to stop fucking whispering while acting like he's pissed
>>204980829nvm he's STILL talking
who will the first freeloader be? (not luke)
>Alex finally stops talking >Burt has a schitzo night terror >Alex starts talking about stealing Kek
>>204980735>B2 girl time >B3 bro time>B1 depressionJeet bros we got too cocky...
Which bestie will turn on the other first? Mizzy or Alexis?
>>204980769>All the men are in better shape than Scott>None of the girls are interested in him because they are not ftl groupiesWould be much needed ego check for Scott
>>204979747so did burt actually clap his cheeks? what happened here?
>>204980855turn your volume up
>>204980624This season sponsored by GNAA
>>204980681rape house
>>204980861Greg because he's so epic and definitely not a pedophile!
These bimbos do a lot of talking but little action.
>>204980778yeah and Jacob is based honestly no homo no pedo he travels around making five figures a month making his booby mommy proud of him and he grinded he streamed roblox to five people for months and he just sat there and grinded and honestly O-O his mosquitolips could go around a neglected monkey O-O AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA jk jk No homo No pedo
>mizzy knows the show is live>keeps fucking whispering constantly
>>204980869telekinetically
alex is physically incapable of shutting up or staying still
>>204980773i would genuinely fear for tj’s life and asshole if he were ever to meet bert.
>>204980849>>204980855I want to smother mizzy with a pillow
>burt at almost 5000 endorsements alreadyholy fuck
Can I get a qrd on who is in each bedroom?
>>204980861JONBRING ON JONWE NEED ALEX AND JON CONVERSATIONS
>>204980681>"hey binx the audie- i mean our producers thought you'd really rock this edgy look they've got in mind for you">razor begins buzzing
>>204980892greg 2.0
>teddy doesn’t respond
>>204980773I need TJ and Jimmy in this tank bros
>>204980874>gnaahaven't heard this in awhile
>>204980891Yeah
Where's Binx?
i didn't even know this shit started, QRD on S3?
>>204980876If only they unleash Charles on them
BRING IN SCOTT.MAKE THEM DO KARATE AND BOXING.SAVE THE SHOW
My name is Burt with a U: Black, Urban, Ripped, Trainer
>>204980847Those two specifically are too stupid to even understand the implications of the premise. He completely misread them. When they played that picture guessing game last night they had to read the directions about ten times and Ian still didn't get it.
>>204980778First three days of Powtank > S2
>>204980901Greg fucking wishes
>>204980907Sam ruined it already
>one last secret I have to tell youHoly fuck lmao
>>204980906top right bunk in b3
>>204980842It feels like a bootleg Big Brother rather than Sperghouse. Personally I'm not really feeling it so far but idk.
>>204980906sleeping in b3
>alex is still talking this nigga just don't shut the fuck up lmao
>Alex is still talking
the production room is in utter turmoil that's why they haven't sent anyone up to tell them to stop whispering
>>204980906bedroom one bottom bunk I think
lmfao alex cannot shut up
>>204980915whatever you say, BertBlackEroticRapingTyphoon
Alex just said he's "John reincarnated"
BAKER
they're going to sleep too early. goran should enable sfx so the paypiggies wake these goons up
>>204980861he sucks recently but duanyay would be a good pick to ease them into the concept
>>204980928>>204980929kek
>>204980861Black homeless man HAHAHA. Or chip
>>204980778>braceskys pedo
>>204980906In my bed
based cobra Kai autist. he was probably the one making the power level charts
>Before we go to sleep, there's one last secret I must share with you all>I did not care for the karate kid as I am the reincarnation of the currently alive antagonist from cobra kaiI cant with him
>>204980930i don't think they even watch their own streams. they just rely on us to notice shit
>>204980906Top bunk B3
>im johnny lawrence reincarnated>when did he die?>oh he's not dead, he's still my senseigo the fuck to bed you giant autist jesus christ
>B2bitchtank>B1alex tank>B1saar tank
>>204980737its time to break out ol reliable and bring in former fish.
> the hoes told everyone it's liveWhat a mess.
>inb4 they were all paid actors and we're the fish
Holy fuck Alex never stops talking.
FUCKING WHISPER TAX
the wiggers are asleep at the wheel! whisper tax b2!
>>204980954It's true.
>>204980954This guy is so fucking based
>>204980938They have alex to keep them up
>>204980930>>204980955qrd?
>>204980955the whole thread and the site chat are all screaming about it and have been for a while
>>204980930I could somewhat understand if something was actually happening in a paypig room. Nope just whisper room.
>>204980915BLACKURBANRAW TOP
how is this even a secret alex
>>204980959most based fucker to ever enter the tank
IM JOHNNY LAWRENCEFUCKING PIG
>>204980966he is a bigger yapper than jimmy I never thought that possible
>>204980954>>204980959I can’t stop laughing lmfao
there bitches think smaack has anything in her gumball brain except rainbows and butterflies
>everyone trying to sleep>Alex STILL talkinglmao
They let Payton in the cool kids alliance because she mogs.
>>204980959lmao he rules
>>204980539>turns the light off>goes to bed>...>apologizes for the LAST TIME...>now he's talking about COBRA KAI
this shit is annoying to listen toI'm going back to watching S2 recap
>>204980954this guy has maxxed his spirit and charisma and i love it
>>204980861Wendigoon. They never brought him up from the S2 basement.
>>204980941Fuck off.
>>204980964We've seen their acting reels. There's no chance.
>>204980963they actually told everyone? I missed it.
I bet Luke is regretting getting everyone on Alex' side lol
please start talking again
>>204980963just fucking end it now, cull the fish, get new ones. this is a fucking mess
>>204980959One of the moments of fishtank history
B2 really thinks they’re on Big Brother with all this whispering
despite everything you are all still here, no one else gives a shit that they know that its live. i swear people that use this site just think they know everything despite having 0 life experience, its actually worse than reddit.NOOO I wont get to see some random girls side boob on the cameras again do people actually think that everyone is just going to leave because its live. people keep saying how over it is, but why is it over? to my knowledge there is still 50k on the line
>>204980996>>204980996>>204980996
>>204980990yes and because beat roasties love corrupting young princesses
>>204980960B1 is morguetank
>im such a fucking idiot.silence>not gonna be the first time i talk puts people to sleepsilenceshuffling noisesloud breathing>anybody got a white noise boxsilence
Sam could of and still can easily save this who they know it's live thing by just saying he meant the cameras were constantly live. As in they have to inform them that their being recorded for legal reasons and then just say their gonna use the footage for episodes and the live premiere of the show.
Black Ugly Retarded Trannyfucker
What would Ben even tell them to get them to stop whispering? Should he just admit we can't hear them at this point?
>white noise box?no answer lol
Jfc it's either everyone talking over each other or fucking whispering. JET DO SOMETHING
you just know ted is still awake
>>204981003Luke is regretting listening to Alex talk in general, he just wants to lift with Burt and snub bitches.
>>204980990>the cool kids allianceIn what fucking hellish world is this the cool kids alliance
>>204980964they already tried that once and it was the biggest disaster in fishtank history
So it's millennial 90s kids this season instead of early 2000s zoomers?
>>204981042neptune
>>204981040He enjoys it. He's not a seething autist like you and the paypiggy chat. he knows whats funny.
>>204980833>>204980801Scott is proveably good with women, you guys are just mad you're stuck on 4chan while he got to be part of the show
WHERE TF IS BENRUN UP THERE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING SHOOT THEM FUCKING KILL BR2 STOP THE WHISPERING
>>204981033I mean they know the cameras are there, just say the editors can't hear then and can't boost it enough, it's not that hard, oh wait it's fucking jet nevermind
>>204980963Really!?
>>204979577its season 3 just leave her alone and watch
>>204981042>kids>beat bitches in their 30's drama dumping like highschoolers
Are we all going to gloss over the fact that Burt constantly talks about wanting to be a killer?Is this normal behavior
>>204980906front top bunk B3, above Alex. Glad she's in his room, I just hope she's not being too annoyed with his yapping.
>>204981030Its too late
i think everyone's completely reading mizzi and alexis wrong. mizzi specifically lives in cali hollywood fake reality and definitely has no idea what fish tank is. Also so many people here apperantly never listned to jet and sams original pitch of the show. Its a gaslight, they have to make it seem like theyre actually on a reality tv show, not a torture game show. hellhouse dosnt happen until theyve been acclimated to the tank
>b2laughingwhores.jpg
>>204981064I'm sure he does but imagining listening to him all day, hell it's just painful to watch sometimes.
>>204981056>if you were born in the 90s youre a millennial"no"
>>204981098He has plausible deniability because he hasn’t been shot to death yet
>>204981098He foreshadowed this in the confessional yesterday, keep up
>>204981085they would sperg if a 30 year old straight guy was trying to talk to her
Alex is fucking obsessed with this jeet lmao
>>204981137I got tired of hearing Alex talk after his confession room interview. He's funny, but he needs to be kept off to the side.
>>204981030He got too frazzled when she said she didnt know and wasnt lying to him... that wouldve 1000% worked though
>>204980844bed smoking is best smoking, except when you're too tired/careless...
>>204980258Dave
>>204981209someone post the clip of Cole getting cigarette embers in his eye while trying to pretend to sleep for santa
>>204981188HE'S STILL TALKING LMAOEVERYONE BUT BURT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT ASLEEP
Should I join fishnet?
I think Alex needs to have a bro-down with jimmy>TTS alex fucks monkeys someone in the house has aids
Sam sucks so much
>>204981342qrd?
>>204980655Where are you getting that he has kids with an asian woman
everyone in b3 needs to shut the fuck up, my wife is trying to sleep
>>204981065The only girl who ever had positive feelings for him was the biggest whore on fishtank and she still called him a loser behind his back and ghosted him when he wanted to meet up outside the show
>>204981595who is that?
>>204981026Alex hasn't learned that you need to have benzos on hand if you use stimulants, rookie mistake. JK Alex Apes Alex Gang Kobra Kai 4 l!fe>NOW HE'S ENTERING THE BITCHES BEDROOMAHAHAHATHEY'RE NOT GOING TO SLEEP FOR 3 HOURS
>>204981663Why does Jimmy have so much energy constantly? Is it sperg energy or has he been taking stimulants?How tf would he have access to stimulants anyway.
>>204980807Sam and Jet whine about the S1/S2 fish being fans and "in on the joke" for ruining the seasons amazing gags like dressing up Ben and Jet in shark costumes to hurl trash or epic twists like renaming Brian to Peter as part of the "Cult Plotline"
>>204981595>women are retardedYesScott still gets pussy and you're still mad about it
>>204981383Brimstone
Alex B fucking suuuuuuuuccccckkkkksss. Wake Burt up, have him entertain us!
>>204981082t*ylor is a whore
I hate Mizzys constant whispering.
>>204981754Hi scott how are you this morning?
