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>>204984074alex is the main character
This dude NEEDS to yap
murder suicide thigh suffocation
Jon is the tallest fish, I know we moved on to a new season, but they havent updated heights yet in contestant page
Trisha's humongous ass meat
there's actualy no vods?! I'm gonna kms
i hate smaack she is literally disabledunder animal rules she wouldve been thrown out of the nesther biggest achievement is learning to walk
>>204984118I gotchu, lemme call up Jet real quick.
EVEN ALEX IS WHISPERINGJUST SHUT THE SHOW DOWN
Is the zoom in camera making noises when it moves? Ian just stared at it
>>204984114he hasn't filled his yap meter yet, he can't fall asleep
>>204984120I need to see it oiled up under a ring light in a dark room
>>204984118sam is the tallest fish
at least he's making them talk slightly louder
>>204984142they can see and hear it moving my brotha
>>204984142Yeah
>>204984139They let the whispering continue from patient zero, and now it's spreading to others.
>>204984074>no jlingz linkkys
her whole ass is hanging out
Alex cutting a promo on Simbal in the yard
when does claire show up?
Mizzy is a whore.
>>204984157KINO
>>204984165and shes gonna have to get up at some point
Why does alex have so much Cobra Kai themed clothing?
JET WE CAN'T HEAR SHIT, THEY'RE WHISPERING WE CAN'T PAY FOR OUR GROCERIES BUT WE GAVE YOU MONEY FIX IT
>>204984157Main character entrance
>the room tone in the Den is louder than the Fish
>>204984120I would stick my tongue so far up her ass man
>>204984148she is frightening
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
>>204984174And that’s the way we like it.
Which fish are still awake?
>white woman lectures brown du-rag'd mexican on racism for an hourbravo jet
The chess master is messing with her now. Just said he’s treating the show as a vacation.
>>204984157https://youtu.be/7h55ai5Oay4?si=1Xw6xVeO4o7MjL5R
s3 is the best
>>204984193ian, alex and mizzy in the den
The W's go in the bag.
>>204984074is Luke, the n word guy from big brother, really on this show?
>>204984120hell naaaaaaaaa she needa keep that ass in check any bigger and my dick wont fit
>>204984174yeah and?
>>204984188like get out of my ear man
>try and keep your voice down we dont wanna wake anyoneFUCK OFF
alex just teased his podcast
Alex is taking tina for sure he's fucking tweaking.
>>204984196kek
>>204984172>>204984191instantly rock hard
>>204984206yes
>>204984172as is tradition, claire deserves better
Muzzy isn’t wearing panties you can see her snatch on the season pass cam
Favorite La' Sneed moment?
>>204984179
>>204984157WWE custom character entering a cutscene
>>204984206yes and he's mogging
>>204984208Big Purp really stole this scene
there's no way Smack is in her 30sshe looks and acts like she's 22
>>204984157nobody is watching this and randomly switching feeds to catch this and repost it. this was posted by production.
>ey, you know how when you got a hotel you just steal everything?
>>204984227i think there was a better one when they both got up to go to the flat
>>204984225>ish is lit, no cap
>>204984225putting his shoes on multiple beds like a brute
>>204984225Saying he'd beat Alexs's ass for saying the n-word if he heard it
>>204984225who?
>>204984227her legs are huge wtf
>>204984203We gonn eat da W
>>204984216many are saying this
>>204984157Alex is fucking perfect
>>204984234First time here? You underestimate the power of the autistic vigilance /ftl/ has
>>204984234nigger EVERYBODY is watching Den PTZ right now because it's the only place something is happeningMizzy has been out here for an hour talking to Ian before Alex showed up
>>204984208do they know the cameras are live streaming or do they think they're just recording?
>>204984246yummy
>>204984172>>204984191truuuuuu
jet you dog
>>204984234This is the only room with anyone awake in it, retard.
>>204984214starting to believe this. mizzy said he was super adamant about making sure there aren't cams in the bathrooms
>>204984260yes
>>204984246picrel is her future
>>204984227Legs so fat they fold in 2 different places.
Poor Ian he's forced to stay awake and talk to these two dummies until they leave.
>>204984225claiming penthouse immediately
let my nigga sleep!
>>204984225they should keep this guy around as a Mauro type of figure. Does fuck all but he's just there
IAN GAY IAN GAY
>>204984257naw, i know legit caps when i see them. its fascinating you have been here this entire time and still cant clock posts
LET A NIGGA SLEEP
>>2049842724chan be like this is high test
This spic is fucking exhausted despite having slept the whole 2 first days
>>204984234as if production is watching
>>204984287they already have ian and payton
eepy ian
...is alex still talking about the jeet stealing candy?
>>204984162what is jlingz? site can't be reached for me
sniffing mizzy's panties
>>204984295it do be like that
>>204984302N O D
>>204984287La’Sneed is going to be the most entertaining when the switch is flipped. Mark my words
>>204984292HAHAHAHAHAYap yap yap yap
Would love to snuggle up with pay and spoon her
>>204984310sticking those fishnets in my mouth
alex killed the vibe kek
>>204984308he will be for another 36 hours
>>204984246I don't even think she works out either which is the weird part. She makes Trishas legs look normal sized
>>204984292STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU
>>204984225he looks like a black letty
>>204984237Why are his feet so tiny?
Another 20lbs and Alex is gonna jump Mizzy
>>204984328Did she bring that big ass pillow inside the blanket with her kek. Looks comfy
>>204984331Yep, that's me. You're wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>>204984256Yeah. Sadly like the best character of previous seasons, he will take an early leave. But will hopefully cameo in the future.
>>204984294I WISH it was just 4chanall of mainstream society sees being fat as not only desirable, but the moral thing to do
They know they can just shoot Alex right
Alex is a fatty level yapper. Elite yap game.
>>204984227have we seen this specimen run yet? her legs look crazy heavy. she's got legs like saquon barkley's mother
>>204984157aura is off the charts
>day 2>sleep deprivation experiments begin
Who stole the candy anyway?
>>204984297truuuuuuu
Fatty and AlexWho stops talking first
>>204984370jeet
Jet should have Jimmy as a house cleaner. I want to see him yap around these normies
so how are you enjoying the ian night shift content?
>>204984341Of course she doesnt work out. Its all fat
>>204984344bam da lam
>>204984287A Mexican Oliver type deal
anything happen within the last few hours?
>>204984331What else is new lmao
>>204984302Pottery
>just wait until the guys are in there, sniffin your pantiesWait what's he going on about now?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730186788448499.webm
>>204984371cringe
>>204984331>I'm cold, give me your blanket>scoot over, give me your bed>immediately takes the blanked offhe can't keep getting away with it
>>204984382just whispering
>>204984377We're bringing Oliver back to teach him the ropest. Cowboy
>>204984368its been too long
>>204984382no
>>204984381IAN GAY
>>204984157>unzips a kobra kai hoodie to reveal a kobra kai tshirt with the same designThis man is a fucking goldmineHe's like all the best parts of jon and jimmy with none of their worst parts
>>204984191
????
>>204984394KINO
>>204984378Right but her legs are disproportionately big relative to the rest of her body unlike a fatty. That would make sense if she did a shit ton of squats all the time but I don't think she does.
>>204984392he's gonna put em on top of the fridge
>>204984406Kamala Harris ad.Ignore it.
aw hell naw
>>204984397Don't forget>talks about how he's freezing despite him being the one who lowered the temperature
>>204984376jimmy would never try to flex on so called normies. he will only do it in an environment where its accepted and coddled
>>204984406i get it, tee hee
Lol jets fucking with them with the cams.I wanna buy whatever model this cams are the zoom is impressive.
Lol jet is having way too much with the zoom cameras
>>204984394kek'd
>>204984404smoking cigs with cleh
>>204984406
>>204984189Gotta taste the shit
>>204984368Same
>>204984414Water retention from a high sodium diet
>>204984416it's an ad for trish's pussy
>>204984437stoned sex with claire
>>204984403truedon't forget the pantsno speech impediments so far is a massive improvement
>>204984443Would get her addicted to lip fillers like a cheap slavic whore
>>204984404sex eyes
>>204984424Imagine if Jimmy reverted to his rich kid pre-mormon personality
>>204984394Instant classic
>>204984394whoever was manning the cam for this was on point
>>204984394if i relapsed on meth i almost would have the energy he has. maybe.
>>204984441Best fishgirl and it's not even close
thoughts?
>>204984467trash
alex can't keep a secret to save his lifenobody even told him the plan besides luke and now he's told four different people about it and he doesn't know they knew about it before him
>>204984467they're all equally not fantastic
>>204984403>kobra kai hoodieIs that was that logo is? Hahaha that makes it so much funnier
>>204984404my cum queen~
>>204984394Does anyone have the the edit of ben coming upstairs to fight tai with the same audio?
>>204984441>>204984467we love her so!
>>204984231cool
>>204984394ENTER
does production not understand they would be making just as much money if they pandered to people with jobs as the do unemployed gooners? the tactics they use to get you to pay so they experience does suck shit is so blatant and off putting
you guys a true faggots. looking at the x timeline people are stealing posts from here for a pittance of impressions. faggot niggers.
>>204984467Anything cool happen in the past few hours? Are we past the doomposting after the reveal?
>>204984490kys
>>204984467she's a close secondmaybe tied with payton now
jimmy is waiting for creature in the downs
>>204984443How long can they realistically keep her on before "eliminating" her?Like 1/3 of fishtank challenges involve either smoking or drinking in some capacity
Vegan Ian
The future all star season will be wonderful
>>204984500>unemployed goonersit's probably more like WFH gooners
>>204984500the* doesn't*
I wonder how long until they get black out drunk for the first time
>>204984487His brain is hyper as fuck he can’t keep track of shit like that
>>204984500You underestimate how few MDE/fishtank fans have jobs
>>204984502Twitter orbiters are gay as fuck
IANGAY
>>204984511
>>204984490/our/ cum queen!
>>204984516Moments before disaster
>>204984394fukken saved
>>204984512>smoke 3 packs of cigarettes the fastest
>>204984503Basically everyone in the house has agreed to fuck over saar, mostly because they think alex is going to be "taken care of" by producers down the lineThe dumb bitches have done nothing at all with the information with they were givenAlex has not stopped talking for 7 hours
>>204984467definitely the best girl of season 2 that’s for sure
late night /ftl/ is comfylove you bros
pretty grim theres only 1 viable cam that you cant hear or see shit at 12:30 on the west coast
>>204984502Blame Bitchtank for bringing the Twitterfag and FTL chat trash in here
>>204984525grim
>>204984487if luke is smart he will use that to his advantage. seems like the sharpest guy there
>>204984394pure cinema
Threadly reminder that despite the fact Payton has the tightest vagina known to man, her innocence is to be protected and cherished.
>>204984547They were always here, it's just that everyone else left.
Reposting from the last thread: Thailand is goated for being cheap once you actually get there, and you can get some hot chicks to stay at your hotel and fuck all night for cheap. Most will let you fuck them raw and cum inside and they are clean. The restaurants are awesome too and they have most of the major American fast food restaurants there too if you prefer that.
>>204984560your thinking of TJ
>>204984540what time is it where you are?
Making some easy mac, anything happen (i assume no)
>>204984502learn to speak english retard
>>204984560* violated by burt's bbc
So theyre definitely going to have to bring on a freeloaders saar once jeev gets the boot, right? Theyre going to need a tts paypig bait
indian serpent
>>204984491https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730187290494308.webm
>>204984567how bad are the stds from raw dogging these poor thai girls
alex is smoking weed
He is STILL talking about the jeet. My god just let it go dude.
Whats the name of the yapper everyone looks like they're tired of him
>>204984560We know it’s tight, another anon kept calling it cunny earlier
>>204984540>late night /ftl/ is comfyS1 it was full of lettyknights screeching about everything and spamming how josie is trans. Her fans were large reason why people hated herS2 it was filled with taytriotsBloodgames it was filled with ex tatriots seethingLate night ftl is rarely ever good
Alex crashed Ian and Mizzy's couch thing but thats it
so alex is tweaking on Adderall right?
>>204984572drown yourself retard
HOW is this man boxing trainer?
Burt exudes penthouse energy. If there was ever a man that belonged in a pent house with it's own jacuzzi, it's Burt. Not only is he the most deserving, with his dom daddy bull energy, he would get the most usage out of it. If you put Dom Daddy B.U.R.T. in the penthouse, no doubt within hours he'd have all of the white women topless in the jacuzzi admiring his strong toes.
everyone is going to snap on alex quicker than I even thought before. this nigga has systematically hunted down every awake person to talk their ears off till they actually have to tell him to fucking leave. then when he thinks there isnt a single person left he talks to himself. what do you guys think he has? some kind of autism? head injury?
>>204984571>>204984590
>>204984560Shes 19 you sick fuck
>>204984596watch it buddyhe's got an undisputed rape record in the tank
>>204984394protect this man at all cost
>>204984591snorting something in the bathroom maybe addy
>>204984540this is very true
>>204984591nah man hes sober. dudes just like this
what's the situation with the pajeet right now? went to sleep after Alex was trying to convince everyone that he was a piece of shit
i just rolled up a shopping receipt and im pretending to smoke it like a weed cigarette lol
who's the guy sleeping in the penthouse?
>>204984074GTFO THE CHEESE ROOM NIGGAAAAA
>>204984596Sam Hyde has a twisted view on working class/labor class people due to growing up with a multi-millionaire executive father.
>>204984540Remember when he got mindfucked in the attic and everyone clapped when he came down and he walked around confused. That was Neptunian.
>>204984623la'jarius sneed
Nigga can yap, what's his average wpm
>>204984608The thing is that they've convinced themselves that the producers are going to remove him halfway through the show, so they're not going to target him despite finding him exhaustingHe struck the perfect chord honestly
How is Alex growing more and more schizo with each passing day?
>>204984617he does drink coffee
>>204984623La'Ron the Prince
>>204984575She will have awkward inexperienced sex with Luke.
>>204984596hes not, hes a pad holder
>>204984570you don't wanna know
>>204984636forgot to pack his meds
>>204984582At the nice establishments they are regularly tested if they wanna stay employed. You literally pick out a girl dancing on stage and tell the mama-san which girl you want. The risk is on the female if they wanna fuck you raw. I’m clean and look nerdy so the girl I had didn’t care. We had fun and were laughing trying to communicate with her broken English and google translate
when's greg coming back?
>>204984645go to bed anon, you have to get up for work soon
>>204984622MODS
This season is way more Satanic than s2
>>204984607Burt wants to be in a room with others. The thought of cumming without them knowing gets him oft
>hey Ian….what would you say if I said you’re being a real Simmons right now
>>204984634he is so done
>>204984640that'd be good too
>>204984627Alex grew up way more richer than Sam
>>204984657will he cry again?
okay im sick of alex now. lets get him out
I fucking hate that I'm watching this so intentlyI don't understandI hate most of these people yet I'm compelled
stop with the quick zooms jet. slow zoom and pans are better
I still have hope. The premise of total normalfags (also burt) who think they're on jersey shore lite for 5k slowly descending into Goran's Hellhouse™ has too much potential to give up on this early. Could be a lot more interesting than autistic sam dickriders knowing what they're getting into from the start.
the giant fucking rooms, since this season's house is a mansion, really change the vibe
>>204984608Extreme ADHD. He wont take medication for it which would actually calm him down. Adderall would probably make him chill out super hard since ppl with adhd calm down from uppers
>>204984657Hopefully never. Him going from innocent and clueless to embracing the chaos was already his zenith.
>>204984608this behavior would usually be drugs but if he's not on drugs, it's gotta be pure satanic ambition via mild possession. normal people don't have that kind of energy.
>>204984074JET GO FUCKING KILL THEMTHIS IS YOUR ACTIVATION CODE ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME NIGGA
>>204984583Is it actually lel
>>204984667>uuhh.. shit man that's wild
>>204984635hes going to carry the show. jon and jimmy both had personality traits that I absolutely hated. alex is just as annoying but is always fun to watch. hes like a toddler amped up on sugar that annoys the shit out of everyone but they have to be nice to him
Alex please let Mizzy sleep we want to see ass
>>204984622smoking on that bisphenol A pack
>>204984540Enjoy it while it lasts. Night threads are the comfiest early on then people become parasocially invested in the contestants and it becomes the most insane and retarded ghetto on the internet
I thought La'Ron was going to be this season's Dumb Gay, but so far it seems like he doesn't exist past his declaration of being a lil black gay boy from Chicago
https://poal.me/niiuiyhttps://poal.me/niiuiy
>>204984357lipidema is a legit shitty condition, but being fat doesn't help
4AM BEN STORY TIMEGET UP THERE BEN
>>204984657Never. I will only accept his return if he gets humiliated
>>204984683Good morning saar
>>204984596he's a useful bosy, like how jet and chris are sam's main men. they'd literally gun down a geriatric in cold blood if he asked them to. they're less than nothing and do whatever he asks for crumbs or in jet's case a "percentage"
>>204984634He was trying to go to bed 5 hours ago when everyone came into the den yelling
Ian looks like a combination of Andrew Dice Clay, Marlon Brando and Ron Jeremy.
>>204984699oo do you fink gave you da teef?
>>204984657Sam put his foot down, this cringey "fan service" bullshit that the zoomer audience loves so much is over. People like greg hold the idea of fishtank back and we're not going to pander to retarded people want self insert into the show, there are 100 streamers you can watch if you want to self insert.
>>204984394based. reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AiXO1pAiA
Who do you think will leave when the true colors are shown?>B2 women and Smaack have the thinnest skin over the smallest shit>Alex has been pressed over the saar stealing for two days>Payton is too normie>Ian just wants an easy vacationThat leaves>La’Sneed, Luke, the stick, the blue haired girl and Burt?Might be too doomerpilled but I don’t really know how choosing a normalfag will go in the grand scheme of things
>>204984165I wanna eat her pussy until she squirts
>>204984686he's doing that so it makes noise and freaks them out
>>204984740anon has never eaten a girl out
>>204984729I like Scott, I just don't understand what he is or why he's even involved
>>204984718I don't want simbaal to go he's the only jeet and has produced some good content so far. would rather see someone like Ian or Ted go.
>>204984715he keeps talking about how he's going to confront alex but then does nothing when alex shows up
>>204984739alexis payton and alex will stay
>>204984743none of them have responded why are you trying to explain your ineptitude?
>i swear i said this to his faceKek alex you told everyone this 20 times now
>>204984747why are you projecting nigga?
>>204984688>still have hopeWhy wouldn't you?So far all seasons had their kino moments. And all seasons had doomposters crying since day 1 that it's so over. Yet everyone stuck around and had a good time.Are you new to /ftl/?
>>204984753many aren't saying this
>>204984715La'ron seems like an actually empathetic, reasonable and intelligent person beneath his ghetto facade. He is probably the most reasonable and grounded person on there, if you actually listen to what he says.
>>204984708The thing is that he's constantly expressing good traits too>defender of the weak with his story about stopping bullying>literally hasn't lied once about his family being rich and stuff, all of it was verified and true>constantly praised his dad and showed that he had a good relationship with himAs annoying as he is, he seems like he has a genuine good heart
>>2049847224AM BEN STORY TIMEGET UP THERE BEN
I'm so sick of not burying my face in Trish's ass crack desu senpai. I belong there
>>204984739luke is guaranteed final 4if burt can stay sane he'll be finesneed probably has dumbgay/tj level retarded resilience, he wants to be famous at any cost
>>204984768girls don't really squirt from that nigga
If she lost 125lbs she would be perfect
i'm a virgin but i like smugly telling people that squirt is just piss
>>204984770what were they running for?
>>204984739Burt or Luke are probably going to win but only if Burt keeps it together and doesn't do some shit to get hinself kicked.
>>204984782luke is not competing for the prize money. he is there in a plant capacity
>>204984789fuck that she needs a late night snackgain like 50 pounds more
the ian sleep experiment
>>204984789her face is beatbrown sarah silverman on crack
alex is a great lesson for quiet people or people that are too polite to be assertive with social situations like this. outside of luke and the gay black nobody has put their foot down and asked for a boundary.>luke, I like hanging out but I need to sleep now.
bout to hit the bong filled w literal pussy backwash
>>204984789Behold! He bears the mark of SHAME!
>>204984789her ball sack is out
>>204984785cmon nigga, you know what I meant, I was speaking a hyperbole
>>204984797nigger detected
get me some narcan cause I’m a smaack addict
>>204984763>jet whips the camera around making reeee sound>everyone looksthis happened multiple times and they told kobra kai it's just productionwatch harder
>>204984775true, the way he continually sticks up for ted despite ted being nothing but a snarky fag and spitting in his face over it is insanehe truly has a heart of gold
I hope they set Alex up for an Initiative Group side plot. He would 100% believe everything
>>204984796true but hes guaranteed the trish treatment of insta freeloader
Can anyone post the wbm where Jet is going "no, no, no" to the camera?
>>204984805>trish im high off the bong rn]
>>204984739Smack, Payton, Sneed and maybe Lexi gonna walkSam will make sure the B2 girls dont make it far. Bix gonna win Alex will be the jimmy
mizzy got off the couch and i wasnt looking
>>204984809i do not know the inside of your brain
>P-PLEASE SIR I'M SO SORRY FOR SAYING THAT WORD!!! HALF MY FAMILY IS BLACK I WOULD NEVER!!!>I'LL DO ANYTHING SIR!!! YOU'RE THOR!!! YOU'RE ODIN!!!!>FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!why are normalfags like this
>>204984803Its really that easy. He takes it fine, he only gets mad when people call him a liar or steal something.
LET MY NIGGA SLEEP
>>204984811wrong just white and want her thicc ass to get even biggersmall dicked fat white detected
>>204984819I still can't get over the fact that Ted and Alex both look exactly like that one doctor from Doctor who's golden run. Everytime I close my eyes I see his face.
PLEASE tell me someone capped that zoom with alex's fist up next to ians face
I bet her dogs are barking
>>204984775thats why I actually like him but didnt like jon and HATED jimmy. hes like a puppy that just wants to have fun with others. I dont think he realizes how god damn annoying he can be
gooners, mizzy in b2
THE FUCK THIS NIGGA DOING
>>204984774That nigga bouta GET empathetic, reasonable and intelligent REAL QUICK-LIKE.Beaver Street don't rest.
anons, is simbal ignored because he's a jeet or because he's socially weak?
>>204984812Truuu
its so over
what you are doing when he wins ,chuddhi?
>bathroomits over
Alex walked back in>are you serious
>>204984852100% barkin
>>204984840HE WAS SLEEPING ALL DAY
On the move
>>204984821But he would also blab about it. I want them to give him some lame secret and see if he can keep it in for a day. Task luke to get it out of him, like the jimm / brian bit that jimmy failed instantly
>Zero assIT’S OVER
>>204984774YAWN
>mizzy changes in the bathroom nowFuck you I want a refund
>>204984803people like that are too inside their own head to care if you tell them to fuck off, just don't attack them directly because they'll never let that go
>>204984852where are her children rn?
>>204984812Smaack is who we were talking about when saying "the girls don't deserve what's going to happen"It's a satanic show
>>204984814its bad and you are delusional
>>204984789>If the hot chick became a skeleton she'd be perfectI know this is bait but I am enraged like never before
>>204984863he's a jeet and he's too normie to be at all entertaininga failure of casting to be honest
>>204984883SAM IS A FAGGOT
I like that this season is like "hey niggers are funny let's do that"
>>204984883i'm volume boosting the hallway i can hear her pissing
>>204984863Both. Indians are already at an extreme disadvantage socially, so they have to compensate with being fun / chill to be around and he just isn't.
light switches arent connected lmao
>>204984775I think him and Bert are the only people there who aren't terrible people. Maybe Luke too, but it's kind of hard to tell since he's playing a role.
I MISS BLOODGAMES
Jet pointing at the lights with zoom lol
>>204984888That’s not even because they found out about the stream, Jet told them they have to get changed in the bathroom from now on
tts>HI IAN
hey guys look they are zooming in on the light switches isnt that epic kino
>>204984911payton and binx are okay
>>204984792
>>204984911Bert is 100% a terrible person dudeDid you miss his confessional?
>>204984792looney tunes on tv
i just dont want the indian kicked too early because the indian tts voice abuse will be nice
imagine if s1/2 fish got changed in the bedrooms
>>204984928ohhh classic
What does it mean
>>204984915that shit was booty cheeks
>>204984923Beaver Street's got switches. Best not neglect.
Alex is like that shadow night guy from s1
>>204984629Yeah that was premio.
>>204984739Forgot about the saar but I guarantee he’ll be first out. 100% sure that he was handpicked to be the forgettable first round elimination.
>>204984947it was comfy
>>204984889true. my point was for most "normal" people that would rather take the abuse of listening to alex for hours in the middle of the night instead of simply asking for space. I used to be that way too till I realized that I wasnt willing to sacrifice that much for someone instead of asserting my wishes. within reason of course. just an observation
Drop a nigga a CLUE
a particle of ass
>>204984928why did she raise the mallet at him?
>>204984945Ian wants to turn the lights off but cant find the switches lol
>>204984918the fuck is that nigga doin baka
>alex going for a walk with snacks at 4amI would love to see his home life
>>204984932NTA but I did, what did he say?
>>204984957if sneed squad keeps their numbers it'll be jeet this week and ian or alex next week
>defeated by a light switch
>>204984957pretty grim amount of votes
>>204984972End of an era
I'm frantically trying to catch up on todays eventsHas anything of worth happened?
>>204984973to enact self defense :^)
>>204985001no
>>204985001sam fucked the show up
>>204984616meant for>>204984607
Just as mizzy pulled the covers over herself there was a hint of butthole
>>204984998yummers
>Alex still roaming the houseLmao
ALEX CONFESSIONAL
>>204985001
>>204985001actually sam told the fat goth and big blonde that it was being live streamed
>>204984987>I like to play roles as despicable people. Like rapists and murderers. The more fucked up the better
>>204985012so business as usual
>>204985014fuck i missed it
>>204984987>what did he say?he wants to play rapists and murderers and fantasizes about it
>>204984988I dont think they will do voting 2 times in a row.
alex confessional
>>204984911bert is up to some really weird shit. hes too autistic to realize hes being degenerate. alexis is a pretty mean bitch from what shes shared (shes coasted through life on her now fading looks and shes resentful). everyone else just seems very normal and very boring. no reason to assume theyre bad people... yet.
MONKEY KING ON TOP
>>204985001https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730157438536211.webm
>>204985026why would he do that
Mizzy thighsMizzy calves
>>204985022the yapping continues
>>204984998>>204984998
>>204985027>>204985033foreshadowing
GO CONFESSIONAL
Cutting a promo in confessional lmao
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730188524786937.webmyou can literally hear the stream
Alex about to all nighter talking to confessional cam kek
>>204985042you're a life saver, thanks man
>>2049850514AM confessional lmfao
>>204984467Please end your bloodline with her.
>>204985044snapped under the pressure also he's retarded
Is he on meth or something?
>>204984992This show isn't about being profitable or popular. It's about faking shit with Indians and bots to get maximum amounts of loans and investors to ultimately go bankrupt with the project never turning a profit, but all the money being split by these guys.
>>204985045>>204984998>>204984262i need to see her oiled up
>>204985042
>>204985001>they filmed a load of dumb fake reality tv bits that were nontent>everyone still seething about alex saying the n word>luke manages to convince everyone to go against simbal instead>sam reveals to mizzy and alexis that the show is live but they don't seem to fully believe itthat's pretty much it
>>204985071he's just alex
>>204985042bro doesn't know what doors are for
>>204985051>nobody can sleep because of what he didAlex showing the lowest amount of self awareness out of any fish ever
>>204985051It's shinji nightly radio all over again
It's getting crazy in the Famous House
>>204984735>Fan serviceThat clip was the most interesting thing I've seen in the past three threads. No wonder Fish Tank isn't making the headlines if Sam is actively policing anything remotely interesting.
>>204985051When everyone else goes to sleep and evades him, he goes and talks to an empty room. Kino.
Alex is unstoppable
>>204985073so you are saying production made and posted the results of that non-poll?
anons if you were candy, where would you hide?
>>204984998
>>204985090at least we can understand it this time
>>204984928>she raised the mallet and came at me like this>so I grabbed her by the collar
>alex talks to every single awake person in the house until they fall alseep>is now in the confessional saying the exact same thingsThis man's brain is like a hive of bees stuck on a loop
>>204985001payton did the following>sat in B3>momentarily bent over in front of the camera>silently cheered when she heard ted "stand up for himself">stood up in a clumsy fashion and briefly left b3 to eavesdrop in the hall>completed her pumpkin and named it daryl>rendezvoused with her twin for some sort of item exchange>lifted up the globe in the den to see if there was candy hidden under it and then walked up to the ptz camera>went to confessional>said peace love and pumpkins next to her pumpkin and was told good job>learned about skibidi toilet>was in the dining room>likes smoking weed>left the shower after being in the shower and tied her hair up>donned her sleeping mask and went to sleep in the loft
>>204984560I could see her whole ass in that bikini walk. She's probably had a lot of sex.
>>204985051Yapping for 24 hours straightFucking hell.He's going to go to sleep eventually but that'll be when everybody else is waking up which will wake him up then he'll go back to yapping.
>i dont have my shades on me, so i wasnt thinking straight.
>>204985091Day two in the famous house, day TWO in the famous house
He is the ideal contestant. Doing jet's job for him
>>204985080good, from the shit I've been reading on twitter it was looking like we were heading for another "everyone knows whats up and is pretending" fuckup
>>204985109i believed it for a second lol
>>204985109this is so played out
>>204985100?
>>204985001>>204985080oh yeah and a pumpkin carving challenge during which alex just roasted the pajeet for about an hour straight and then they gave the win to luke despite the site poll being for burt
>>204985079>>204985042https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wphl1me2.mp3
>>204985109these have come a long way
>>204985137burt wasn't even an option nigger
>>204984936Tru, having the Indian kicked because he's normie is stupid. He has so much content potential as the only Indian.
>>204985113Payton? who is Payton?
alex knows there is no such thing as "famous house" or he wouldnt keep repeating it.
>Check chat to see people shitting on Alex>Jimmy, Trish, JC, and Josie avi from 4 of them They really are just the worst
alex played by drago y/n
>People don't see how much wasted potential kicking off the Jeet this early would beUnless they bring on another two. And then another two for each one who leaves/gets kicked after that.
>>204984998Someone sniff her shitter
>>204985157Brilliant mind
>>204985137>then they gave the win to luke despite the site poll being for burtIt was Binx and the seethe was worth it
>>204985152whatever I don't look at polls
>>204985073>>204985135>It's about faking shit with Indians and botsyeah
>>204985157>no such thing as "famous house"nigga you're watching it
WHOA payton looks like THAT?
>>204985163that will do. bring on the indian freeloaders
>>204985157>he wouldnt keep repeating it.He has repeated everything. Wtf are you talking about? He is STILL talking about how he called saar a punk
>>204985014Clip??
>>204985155payton, pictured here on the floor with an expression of slack-jawed wonder
gn bros
>>204985162nAlex played by young Christian Slater
>>204985162sam lake would be better
burt is up hunting for candy
whatever drugs alex takes needs to be given to him every night by production. something about him keeping everyone up with his yapping and coming in and out is so fucking funny to me
>>204985183>>204985179you guys are daft
anyone else see a bitch like this and feel ZERO sexual attraction?like looking at a load of washed dishes or row of parked cars
>>204985181Who's winning the big giant disgusting fat cellulite ass challenge now, zoomlets?
>>204985026Didn't they have to tell them that in the contract?
>>204985204yep. also im white.
burt on the prowl
>>204984852I'm thirty two and only date gotj girls and would never touch this grandma lol
>>204985185all I see in this image is the back of Alex's head in an empty room
>>204985204That's the appeal, which circles back to being attractive. The term you're looking for is "slampig".
>>204985207Lewd
>>204985204Yeah she’s fat and old but why you got this saved bro
>>204985216man just as i was about to play cs and go to bed the nigga had to get out of bed
IAN NO
BURT IS ON THE MOVE BURT IS ON THE MOVETHIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>204985155she's a model
>>204985211He feels like he's straight out of total drama island
>>204985204not me. but I also think that sexual attraction is largely based on what women youve fucked before too. big ass and big tits will always activate my monkey brain
>>204985197
>>204985226>slampigthats for fat bitches like mizzy you stupid newfag.
>>204985233im reading through old threads, was just a pic I saw posted by some degenerate
>>204985204>anyone else see a bitch like this and feel ZERO sexual attraction?yeah, she's kinda fat
>>204985238GOD
Alex is absolutely perfect for this show. Same with Burt.
they put the indian and a white girl in the same room?
>>204985187
Where the fuck did Burt go? Is he still at the bar?
>>204985253I lost my virginity to a chick like this, awful experience, clinical experience
>>204985268>smack>white
>>204985272Yard
This better be lord of the flies in a few weeks.
>>204985272yard
>>204985272Yard yapping to himself and pacing
>>204985216slenderman
I really want to see alex have a convo with chris. Who would win?
has burt changed clothes since he entered the house?
>>204985217this makes me miss doing shit like this with my friends at sleep overs. wanting to bust out laughing but having to keep quiet
>>204985214I feel like I could walk in on Alexis naked and just start a conversation about groceries as if she was clothed and at work
>>204985272It's scary how he just keeps disappearing and doing weird shit
The schizo is talking to himself again while everyone is asleep, how could this go wrong
>>204985238LOFT
>>204985289he changed his cummy pants once
>>204985276>ITCHY AHH BUTT
this nigga can't stop scratching his assis it AIDS?
>>204985285alex would win but nobody would be left to see it
>Cat walk cam>Can just hear burt pacing around and muttering to himself but can't see himFazberian Kino
burt wandering around digging his itchy ass and talking to the voices is kino desu
>his character, his character, he’s actingThe fuck is Burt on about
>>204985204Yeah shes beat.
>it doesn't make sense>he's actingburt is cracking the code
EW nigga just blowing boogers everywhere
BlackBarebackBubblebutt
>>204985304Once TTS turns on everyone in the house is in danger.
>>204985311it's anal worms, him scratching his ass are their worms spreading their eggs. it gets on his finger and yea they keep goin
>>204985272>where’s Burt He comes and goes
who's controlling the ptz camera?
>Murders the whole house with dumbbellsThis is how it ends
>>204985323>>204985325He’s receiving visions about the show. He’s going to reveal everything tomorrow
>>204985274Same but it was a hell of a lot of fun for me
>>204985335they already did it to him today lolhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730144882336285.webm
Goodnight Josiegang!
schizo rambles
>>204985336>spends $4k every few months on AIDS prevention meds but can't spend $20 on some dewormershis farts full of decomposing worms must stink so bad
>>204985356They need to do it to him right now.Scrambled demon voices would exceptionally irresponsible and funny.
>boston accent>its like he’s acting
>>204985276not dming abirespecting her space
who is the actor?i think burt is going to crush their skull with a dumbell
it sounds like he's talking to someone, not himself
>>204985379SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT
>>204985356>>204985373This is probably pretty inhumane but it's pretty funny
>>204985380he's talking to the djinn
>>204985375goodleave her be
schizo here, he's just simulating conversations in his head
>>204985363fuck off. cant believe people are still simping
burt is fucking insane, like actually bananas, isn't he?
>>204985252savedAlex content king
who's sleeping in which room?B1: Smack, SimbalB2: Mizzy, AlexisB3: Burt, Ted, Luke, ???Penthouse: SneedLoft: Payton
>It’s imminentJET
>>204985380schizos think outloud because they cant trust the voice in their head
>just walking back and forth with dumbells, not even curling themThis is actually terrifying. Hollween spooktacular
How did Jet find this guy?
>>204985398she can't stop winning
>>204985356acute precisionthese guys sent Summer to the psych ward
>>204985368>>204985380maybe he's talking to the parasitic worms in his brain
>>204985402? = BinxIan on the couch
>>204985399Yes. He is the reason this show will be cancelled early and end up as lost media.
>>204985379He's talking about Sam, you'd have to be retarded or blinded by the possibilities to not see through sams weird sarcastic apathetic character.
>>204985405 It's called a farmers carry dumb shit
>>204985396not a schizo here I do this too glad it looks just as crazy as it feels to do from a distance
>burt snot all over the yardeww
LMFAO
>>204985407letty has already mogged her in live streaming in only a few months
>>204985415With 10 pound dumbells?
>>204985407if thats what you call it. I dont blame her for her mental disabilities. I throw shit at the turbo faggots that are obsessed with her. like you
>>204985406during one of his regular perusals of bnwo bbc pornhub pages
lmfao jet
ok, credit where credit is due: these new cameras are good
They’re fucking with him through tts again holy shit
>>204985421sam got his snot all over the cell, man's just adding some to the rest of the house
This guy is like a less black Big Lenny.
>I am forgotten
*whee*
Burts eyes are dashing everywhere he is extremely anxious.
>>204985405he has to be ready to smash the demon impersonatorsthey replaced the real contestants
kek
>>204985421Sams ganna freak! Burt stole his bit>who told you to blow snot everywhere?>cameras are live btw
>Burt>Ian>Payton>Alexis>La'Ron>Simbal>SmaackNone of these are making it.
wheew!
HE'S BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
peak goranian hours
>>204985444>>204985450>>204985460This nigga is tweakin!
There are birds inside the camera Burt!
>>204985456as much as I love here, I don't think binxy is cut for it either....
Bicameral Burt
>>204985406>How did Jet find this guy?r/ratemycock/comments/1dvqtik/howd_you_rate_my_black_bull_cock/ His username is "burtobeng", enjoy.
I just heard burt say "I'm going to fucking kill somebody"
>>204985438They haven't said anything yet
need a gif of burt reacting pls lmao
burt's posture is fucked because he hurt his lower back and worked his core to compensate but never corrected after btw. it's why he's arching arching his back so much
>>204985440this house is filled with cookie cutter LOSERS
>>204985443did she ghost letty?
>burt just keeps scratching his buttkek
I think burts ass might be fake and the implants bother him when he walks. Thats why he is always scratching his cheeks
is burt hydraulically powered
>>204985479That’s what I heard too but it’s hard to make out
>>204985443Letty hit it then quit it
This nigga is fucking nasty wtf
classic snot rocket bit
AIDS boogers
>>204985496burt is computer
>>204985433If you were just joking, you'll get a good laugh out of Burt's reddit account here:>>204985478
Burt needs ivermectin
>they locked him in
>>204985489I'd expect to see someone like Dale Chance in this house. Fuckin fruit cakes.
its killing me that burt specifically said in his facebook post that the show would be livestreamed and he's just wandering around hocking snot rockets and jerking off
zesty
How is this so fucking funny I feel terrible
average grindr date
>>204985513wait do they have electric locks or did one of the crew lock him in?
>>204985518Did he? How would he have known that?
He opens doors like a Tyrant from Resident Evil.
BURT IS LEAVING
How do you go from this
>>204985537to THIS
Hes making my ass itchy
>>204985533HE'S GOING TO KILL THEM
shooting snot rockets all over the house
>>204985542this ONE WEIRD trick
>>204985238
>>204985537to this
>>204985547hellhouse starting early
>>204985547marking his territory
>>204985552me in the endorsement count
>hey have you noticed anything off about burt?
I think he is just seething at alex for waking him up
>>204985552to this?
Realistically, if Burt actually loses it and starts attacking someone or hurting himself, who's going to stop him? Sam would have to be ready to go in a moment's notice, and even then, would he be able to physically stop him?
>...almost as if it's an acting role... that's what's going on... *SNUFF*
I hope production has guns there for safety. this guy is jacked and fucking nuts. outside of sam hes going to hurt whoever he wants if he snaps. I actually be scared for the safety of these people
>>204985566following that question up with “do you have experience with schizophrenic people?” was classic sam trying to ruin the show
Damn this nigga really is neuro-spicy
payton snores...
Besides the snot rockets i do this in my home. Do you guys not pace around and mutter to yourselves?
legit creep
He breathed in the Bedroom 3 orbs, thats why he's blowing his nose and being possessed. On Halloween he will strike.
>>204985591STARS
>>204985590i talk loudly to myself whenever i'm alone and not in public
this is some freddy fazbear shit, i look away for one second and burt is gone and i cant find which camera he's on now
>>204985577thats what im saying. I hope they have a gun or two downstairs incase he freaks out
>>204985603lmfao
>>204985577Ben will knock him out.
>>204985590my dad did, he was fucking crazy. sometimes he'd pace and do it, sometimes he'd squat in a dark corner at 2 in the morning and start mumbling to himself about all the people who wronged him in his entire life
>>204985577sam could stop him ez but he's like 30 minutes away, the wigger crew couldn't even break up a bitchtank fight
>>204985518Don't think he cares if people see him jerk off, considering his other content
>>204985577Burts muscles are all fake. Look at little he can lift.
ian is probably still awake
this is the perspective of the monster in the movie
ted is a lot less interesting than i thought he would be. he's just kind of bland
>>204985617tbf it's harder to break up women than men because you can't be too rough with them
I went to sleep after the Burt and Ted bit in room 3. Did I miss anything important?
>>204985590i do this and i don't even know what i'm saying until i get loud enough
>>204985629good point
>>204985634nah
>>204985590Why not just talk to yourself in your head?
>>204985634nope
>>204985619>What's a secret you'd only tell me in the dark?
>>204985616>sometimes he'd squat in a dark corner at 2 in the morning and start mumbling to himself about all the people who wronged him in his entire lifeYour dad was a proto-channer
>>204985619>burt is a Redditor
anybody got a coom folder of all the girls?
>>204985552to THIS
>>204985616if this is true im legitimately sorry for you. everyone bitches about their parents till they hear about something actually fucking weird
>>204985627I hope they never do tts for anyone except burt when he is alone for the entire show
>>204985619>0 comments
fucking whisper whore is back ffs
>>204985606It's not scary when you can see him moving around. It's scary when you don't know where he went.
>>204985642he's schizophrenic
that chick needs to go away
>>204985577He's on standby
hey are we all using the new door change thing while watching him wander around like a freddy's character together? that's wacky STOP WHISPERING
>>204985634just sam revealing to mizzy and alexis that the show is live
>missed mizzy getting out of bed again
>>204985642Speaking out loud makes it more real. Its much easier to analytical thinking / math out loud for me.
>>204985662And the one with 4 comments has 2 that reference Jet or Fishtank from within the last 24 hours.
>>204985654
>>204985590No I just use my brain thoughts inside of my mind palace. What's the appeal of speaking out loud to yourself?
>>204985691aint it like the same thing?
MR JET!!!!!! MR JET!!!!! THE FISH ARE WHISPERING AGAIN!!!!!
TELEKINESIS
>>204985590Close. I sometimes pace around while talking in my head. I don't talk to myself, but think about a topic and imagine telling one of my best friends about it, like Alex spams the people in the house. Gives me energy and focus, I should do it more often, actually. Maybe that's an extrovert thing.
>>2049856544 gigs and 5000 files
NEW>>204985699>>204985699>>204985699>>204985699>>204985699NEW
Is she trying to fuck Burt? Why is she even up? Burt’s over here with a full nights sleep and I don’t think she even went to sleep
>>204985619Burt doing the bull bit while packing a 6 incher at best is badass and proves he's an entertainer at heart. I hope he smashes someone's head with those dumbbells, preferably Jet Neptune's for these shit ass camera angles
burt trying to understand jokes is hilarious
Wait, he's fully conscious? So he was consciously blowing snow rockets everywhere?
>>204985709i'll allow it
Burt has not been jerking off! He is just seizing due to lack of oxygen when sleeping
>>204985709Did he tell them not to whisper?
>>204985590I do if im spending a long period of time alone. I have to catch myself sometimes so others dont hear me. I find its helpful in keeping thoughts in order. or if Im running over a scenario in my head to see if what im thinking sounds logical out loud
>>204985725kek
>>204985718pass it on then
>>204985706No, i have an inner thought and outer thought. Im usually thinking of something completely different from what im mumbling about.
>>204985752>I have to catch myself sometimes so others dont hear meSame, same.
>>204985662Most of his posts are to his own profile instead of a subreddit, so that makes sense. If he was posting on porn subreddits there'd probably be some traction
Mizzy snitching on Alex to Burt bc of the nigga incident, BAKA. In for a rude awakening when TTS gets enabled
