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Trixie mogs
sam you ruined the season its over and im killing myself... hope ur happy mr pedophile
claire~
>>204987930fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
wosie
lets all love josie
has burt moved full time on to the air bed or did he actually finish raping ted and just pass out there?
>>204987500It isn't just about what that 3% represents, it's that it is emblematic of a wider set of maladaptive behaviors that are, on average, more prevalent among blacks. Impulsivity, and in particular impulsive aggression can lead to a variety of poor outcomes. Favoring short term gains over long term rewards (scratch offs versus saving for retirement or investing like many other races do. Guess which race loves crypto and get rich quick schemes?). Take a general look at your last 100 or so interactions with black people (waiting in line at the grocery store or gas station, work anything). How many were positive, neutral or negative (even just made you uncomfortable like being grifted for some spare cash on the street, seeing someone try to start a fight with someone else on the metro line etc.). Compare that to your interactions with other races. That's where the real individual differences lie. African americans have been shown to carry higher rates of genetic polymorphisms (SNPs and variable nucleotide tandem repeats) that are linked to impulsivity.>>204987594Emotional intelligence isn't a proper term in Clinical Psychological - it's sort of regarded like meyers briggs. It's a pop psych term made up by a dude who wrote a book which later caught on in a few corporate circles. Women are more prone to group activities and socialization. There's no doubt about that. They are documented to be more "guided" by emotional salience in decision making. Not better, not worse at "emotions". That's a long held misconception. "The term became widely known with the publication of Daniel Goleman's 1995 book: Emotional Intelligence – Why it can matter more than IQ.[13][14] Goleman followed up with several similar publications that reinforce use of the term.[15][16] Late in 1998, Goleman's Harvard Business Review article entitled "What Makes a Leader?"[17] caught the attention of senior management at Johnson & Johnson's Consumer Companies."
If I wanted to see gays talk about inane shit I'd watch fishtank season 3.
>>204987961shut up
What room is Binx in?
>>204987960burt is on the brown couch in the den
>>204987930To be completely fair, someone from Production is the one who technically ruined it. They sent an email that still had "Fishtank" on it, to Alex. And Alex cannot shut the fuck up about it. He talked about how the last season was "in the woods" and said that the show is live. That's what the girls were discussing that prompted Sam to reveal it. But production should have just let it go, damn, not like they can google stuff in the house.
>gaytank>browntank>fat emotank>nontenttank
anything notable happened after alex went hard on the jeet for like an hour?burt burst count?
Someone explained to the thread all the wildness last night with bert kek
i for one am loving milennial tank!
>>204987977>if you mention casting or contracts again you're getting kicked>can i just ask one more question?>yeah>fishtank?
Mmmmm barefoot mizzi
>>204987977He said the show is live because Sam told him "the black audience loved it" about the n word incident
did Sam already ruined this season?
>>204987999in record time too
>>204987988Sam told two girls its live but dont tell anyone. alexis and blm fatty.
>>204987999yes
>Rich white guy>Still works hard and is somehow a redneck>Retarded in a funny way>Talks nonstop>Sexy tightpiece>Good morals, protects the weak>PC Gamer>Somewhat of a wigger>Older but still looks/acts young for some reasonFace it, the perfect contestant.He has a fat fetish and lowkey I think he would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
>>204987999no, the girls seemed to buy his damage control and haven't mentioned it again
>>204987961ay now it's a new thread i'm not bout to read all the gay novel shit you just typed it's 6:30 am go to sleep
>>204988024it was being discussed down in the den afterwards
>>204987999No because they're both retarded and don't believe him
>>204987961i’m goonig
>>204987990before i went to bed at like 3am uk time, he and ted were placed on to an air bed and s*m and the gang made them lay next to each other but thats where i fell asleep.
>>204988008wait, its over already?that soon?
>>204987999I think its more Sam accelerated the timeline of events because he doesn't understand subtlety.
>>204988012why did I read the whole thing
>>204988024>>204988033What happened?
>>204987896JET ACTIVATE BURT THREAT LEVEL 2 NEO FORM
qrd on sam ruining the season again
Alexis and mizzy sharing a bbc. Sucking on it and bouncing on it.
I want Burt to ring the bell on Sam
>>204988047And he's got less impulse control than the literal schizophrenic gay nigger
>>204987999If these were normies I would say yes (it was very obvious that he let the mask slip) but since these are reality show wannabe normies I think it might be salvageable. Anyone in the reality show bubble has been taught to expect producer gaslighting at this point, the two sloots probably assume it is an attempted gaslight to try and either make them spill the beans in which case they get booted off, or keep the secret and show they "can be trusted with production bits.">tl;dr he should have ruined it but luckily is dealing with retards
>>204988051sam thought he heard them discussing whether or not the show is live in b2, sam pulled them aside and asked how they knew the show was live. they genuinely didn't know and the info got passed along through the house before sam audibly sped off in his porsche
You can see Jeremy getting info from the radio right before he reveals it so it was a Jet call. Furthermore, everyone was convinced (on Twitter) that Mizzy knew it was live simply because she talked to the cameras. When in reality, they would assume all the cameras were recording and they’d do that anyway. Finally, they were probably tired of having to censor those two girls fat asses.
>>204988038>>204987990Idk if this is what he's asking about. But they left them alone after that and Burt was trying to hit on Ted and then Ted randomly left. Then Burt said to one of the girls he felt it was something more. Aka Burt needs to the twink
>>204987999Yea but it was already ruined due to lack of simpable mids
>>204988075kek
>>204987896How do I use the OBS scene collection thingy?
>>204988079we like to blame sam for this anyway, he deserves it more
>>204987998That is true actually. Why wouldn't he have said that they are fielding recordings or something. Or maybe that someone black in the production crew liked it. Maybe the seasons are already blending into each other for him? Another guess is that he's mad about the audience pushback of the Season Pass stuff and it's clouding his mind.
>>204987896Why are they streaming dead air? Give them ankle bracelets or have an AI analyze the video and shutdown the streams that have no one in them
>>204988060and me furiously stroking in the corner
>>204988065Fuck yeah man Burt like Cloudsprout gets Sam onto the ground level? All bets are off. He’s gonna be bouncing up and down on Sam’s involuntary TRT erection and getting shit all up on it to totally own him while saying, “YEAH IT’S LIKE BOSTON ROSS, FUCK YEAH MAN, THAT SHIT HAS ALL NATURAL TESTOSTERONE IN IT. YOU COULD LITERALLY GET A T BUZZ FROM HUFFING MY SHIT FUMES OFF YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW SAM AND RUBBING IT IN YOUR EYELIDS. COWARD!” Fuck it’d be sexy to see men like that strapped to chairs and pistol whipped a little before execution
>It's already over
>>20498810724/7 faggot
>>204988107>dood just get an ai to fix shitopinion automatically discarded
The only reason I paypig for this slop is because I eventually want a survival aspect to this show.I don't really know or care about Big Brother, but I love reality shows.Hopefully they buy those 300 acres in New Mexico. Or have enough money to go to an island.That is my a dream for fishtank.A racist Survivor if you get what I mean.
>>204988107I wanted to develop something like this for the show but they deleted all the fucking archives. Somebody give me archives.
>>204988096copy pasting from the last threadThe scene collections are generated based on the .m3u8 playlist included in the subjectThe instructions are same as beforeHow to import>Copy the pastebin content into your text editor and save it as a json file.>Open the OBS.>Click on "Scene Selection" menu.>Click on Import and select the saved json file.If you need to update the .m3u8 media sources or add a new scene from the .m3u8 playlist from the thread subject,>Click on the specific scene which is not streaming currently.>Click on the 'media source' of that particular scene.>copy the stream url(E.x: #EXTINF:-1,Kitchen it'll be https://ftest.3045x.com/8c8btla37r6nux8f/index.m3u8) and in the input text box.
>>204988132dude they had trouble putting a hot dog challenge together
>>204988120>why are you shaking
>>204988132Isn't ice poseidon doing that?
>>204988107Still waiting for Shinji radio...............
>>204988151she was a vegetarian
>>204988107I’m watching Smack sleep.
>>204988158Fuck yeah, Ice poseidon is based. I loved watching his Hunger Games. I always hoped he'd get more lowdown and dirty with Jon and Letty--I know the feller has morals unlike Sam and he isn't a pedophile, but that being said, he's better at delivering those precision-strike torturescapes which HELLHOUSE fans pine for. Ice gives that shit out like it's nothing. I hope he does more prison streams, and I hope he goes to Japan again. Always love seeing Ice walk amongst Foreigners. He displays his lowhanging downward-curved, and dude like I know he's a caricature but dude like fuckit, downward-curved Chosen-One longdong, out in public in front of the Japanese, disgracing them and their people. And he just waves that shit around getting donations that could help their poor sick families enough to line their pockets fatly for years, for his fucking hanging presperming Ice dong being out in front of them, slapping against the concrete at times in a display of fertile dong goon aggression. Fuck yeah. Goon for Ice.Dude, when Ice did he Kayak subathon, it was scuffed but it was epic because Ice was carrying. It was kind of a W when he was getting drunk on the boat receiving boatloads of subscriptions out there in the sun touching on his fucking face. Heeeehh, fuckitdoood. Then he landed on the Isle of St. Bart, that's when it got good. He turned his camera off out of respect when he entered the Black Hexagon, and he said he saw Epstein shit in there, but like, fuckit, doooood, it was like, some fucked up shit doooood, heheheheh
>>204988158already did it and it sucked ass
>>204988158if it's anything like hungry games it'll be unwatchable slop that's even more technically incompetent than fishtank
https://fishtank.live/clip/139932at 0:31 alexis says "I don't even think it's true", so they may think Sam saying it's live was the lie
>>204988165this but payton
>>204988132Survivor is so fucked now. Jeff sold out.We NEED this to happen.
>>204988177deleted
if they did a survivor with all autistic retards that could be cool but survivor doesnt really work as a livestream cuz it's people laying around all day mostly. also i wouldnt trust them with safety lol
did anything happen to the pajeet after Alex rambled about him to all the other contestants?
>>204988191weird, it isn't, it's just not linking for some reason go into clips and search "live" by recent, it's titled "alexis thinks its not true and thye arent live"
>>204988206Luke tried to steal his candy but couldnt get the closet door open then Alex went in there and stole some. I dont know if hes noticed yet
>>204988172jew denino is a scammer and awful human being but he has the content creation formula mastered and it feels like god graces him with one of a kind moments
>>204988158Yeah dude he did that hunger games shit. It was reaaaaally bad to watch live. Like everyone's cams were going down every other minute. The whole thing was scuffed.Jon and Letty were kind of the stars of that show (or at least part of the main cast).Someone did a doc on YouTube about Jon and Letty's time on there. Search A B fishtank and scroll to the ice poseidon games video. The last one hasn't come out yet but it was pretty cool.I didn't even realize that Jon and Letty were that involved in the show.
>>204987970Bedroom 3, top right bunk. You can see her claws coming up from the sheets
>>204988136what's the advantage of using OBS over ppv.land?
>>204988121is that room a garage?
>>204988252Why the fuck is Cruella Deville in sweet Shadi's bed.That's FUCKED
>>204988275yes
>>204988241It wasn't him, but within his sphere, but did you guys see that video of the guy abusing the squatter till she left? Now that's a whole content category no one is taking advantage of.
>>204987999he could have tested the waters before assuming they knew, or just made excuses for what alex said without giving it all away
I'm glad it's ruined we need TTS. These people can't even handle someone saying nigga or calling something gay I think this season is still going to be amazing.
>>204988288asian andy lol
>>204988241It’s sexy how he knows what to show and what not to show. He’s playing the game the right way.
>>204988283she is not gorgeous, intelligent OR grounded
>>204988136Wtf, this just made my antivirus go crazy, don't download this. Glad I used a fucking virtual machine.
>>204988121Goontank is at least
>>204988294>i think you need to tuck in
>>204988288>abusing the squatter till she leftSJC was born for that job.
>>204988305nah bro trust me it's safe bro your anti virus is faulty bro it's fine i swear
>>204988264for me the ppv land site was lagging so i started using the m3u playlist on vlc
>wiggers edited all the clipsbitches
>>204988305>using an antivirus in 2024it's a .json file, it probably thinks it's some sort of javascript thing that may or may not hijack your computer (hint: it won't)
>>204988275It's a missile silo, the twist is season 4 takes place in space
>>204988321I just dont know if I can trust you...If only Burt was awake, he would know what to do and guide the way...
that's how you p- that's how you carve a pumpkin mayn
>Average Whyte women one day after meeting a little gay black boy from Chicago
>>204987970with Alex in the cheese room, negga
So what are we drinking right now boys? And what are we doing as we watch? Let's all pray for director cam.
>>204988304Who you replying to my man cos I know it ain't me
>>204988288They tried doing that again at another property and almost got stabbed. The retarded landlord was paying the squatter $1k because she felt bad for him and never told them the squatter had also pulled an axe on somebody else before.
>>204988305i looked through the pastebin and i don't think there's really anything malicious in there. obviously use at your own risk though. i just copy pasted the instructions from the gentleman in the last thread. personally, i'm just using the m3u playlist in vlc
>>204988283My thoughts exactly
Do you think they will bring back the sharks?
>>204988375Well hey, gets the squatter out if he tries attacking you right? I wanna see that though.
>>204987999He told 2 of the girls the show was live but they are both so stupid they didn’t even understand what he meant and the show is going on normally
>>204988366Early morning so tea and I'm going to build some warhammer minis today.
>>204988392all a part of the plan
>>204987999In the moment, yes. He may get bailed out from the simple fact that Alexis and Mizzy are dumb as fuck and don’t comprehend the implications of “live”
How is them know it's live relevant? I don't get it.
why is the bbc on the sofa in the den and not in his registered gooning spot?
What time do these wiggers usually wake up?
>>204988288>This nigga watches fishtank and doesn't know about ip2
>>204988411Him and Alex were awake briefly but Alex went back to bed and he stayed down there.
>>204988408it means the whole tts ai "computer" gaslight won't work because they'll just assume it's people at home
>>204988408Think about what they've had them do in front of the camera face to face. Make sense now?
>>204988366The last beer I have, playan Disgaea 5 and being comfyGod bless.
>>204988424ip2 sucks tho
>>204988411probably tired of the disgusting cigar smell in his room, he said he woke up feeling like he was choking
Is it worth watching for Burt alone? I haven't been watching live, the other ones seem boring
>>204988438>disgusting it's not cigarettes, sissy.
Peak ftl hours this thread moves so fucking fast now it's grinded to a halt.
>>204988216You can find it by just searching “Alexis thinks”.
>>204988411Had a schizo episode and started walking around before talking to Mizzy about he thinks Alex is a plant from production and that he "isn't real".
>>204988424carl mogs all of ip2
>>204988445yeah he's pretty S tier, alex is fun to watch in a jimmy way but can get to be a bit much when he's repeating the same thing for the 8th time
>>204988445If you're watching it live Burt is probably the most boring one
>>204988460Will Alex be Burt's first victim when he snaps?TTS should gaslight Burt into thinking Alex isn't real.
>>204988429But they know it's being recorded.
>>2049884233 pm
>>204988445The second Burt is alone he immediately starts talking to himself and acting crazy and beating off
>>204988483They think production is watching it live they don't understand that it's being livestreamed. Thank god these guys are retard normies otherwise the show would have been ruined.
>>204988429They understand they are being recorded 24/7 for a reality show. It's probably why fatty is going extra ham on the n word thing, she thinks it could ruin her by association. If only she knew.
>>204988423they woke up at 1pm yesterday.
>>204988467this nigga made me laugh when he told sam he's thor
HE'S UP
>>204988478no, ted is going to be burt's first victim. the bbc is going to buckbreak him. the girls will seethe and try and make the bbc jealous by attempting to get with the guys. the poo be overlooked as per usual. little do the girls know, the bbc is gay (doesnt matter if he tries to tell you otherwise) and they never stood a chance.
>>204988383
>>204988483With the understanding that it’s edited before airing and the only viewers are production
>>204988502Rape time
>>204988502IF Burts up then i'm upThanks for keeping watch anon.
Why would they tell Burt it was being live streamed but not the rest of the contestants?
>>204988493he's just like me fr
These people are legitimately incompetent. Most potential for this to be amazing so far and it's already over. Should have just started casting over after the fishtank email or just excluded the people who got it. Should have kicked Alex straight away for breaking rules about talking about casting and contract.Instead they let it fall apart. Nice going dumbasses. Xavier should direct season 4. You need somebody who can keep track of all the threads and not tell contestants about the "audience".
burt currently in the kitchen
Anyone else get into the self improvement mindset the moment fishtank starts. I just want to get off the internet and work out/read books but at the same time kinda want to watch fishtank.
It's Rape Season
Realistically, what would production do if Burt starts fucking Alexis on cam?
>>204988445Eh, he is always in bed. If you want to watch him beat off for the 9th time then sure, but his gimmick is played out until tts starts
One thing I don't get is that if Mizzy and whats her face was told it was livestreaming and not to tell anybody, why the fuck would they go and tell everybody anyway?
>takes 2 hour power nap>returns to doing exactly the same thing>walking around kitchen whispering to himselfburt bros
>>204988558they didn't.
I woke up at like 5 am for a minute and Alex was downstairs on the couch with Ian still ranting about the stolen candy
>>204988498Airsoft fatty looking kinda..
>>204988436Without ip2 there would be no fishtank fag.Your opinion is noted and tossed in the garbage bin.
wheres burt?
>>204988561They did though. They told everybody in the Den. Even the jeet knows.
>>204988366water nothingi have no money and live with my parents
>>204988552it would be extremely painful
Please tell me Burt won't just go back to sleep.
>>204988569hallway bathroom
What's the engagement on clips and xitter? Is it popular?
HE IS CURRENTLY PISSING IN THE UPSTAIRS TOILET
>>204988511Based
Remember the fishtoy to make the room too hot was just turning up the thermostat kek.
>>204988552Jet would start maturburting
Kinda sad how all the previous fish are already forgotten. No fame, no big streaming careers, nothing
>>204988573Best way to build wealth is having a job and living with your parents. Right out of college, I would have lived with my dad for much longer if certain things didn't occur. I was able to get a large savings due to that.
>>204988582Who cares? Are you an investor or something?
he's going back to sleep :\
>>204988593Feels great. I feel like i helpped in keeping them not famous
>>204988548Same here. Thank god for recaps
>>204988562He hates bullies and mormons....Wait sorry, he hates theives and liars.
>>204988593fishtank was always a niche thing, it was never going to make anyone famousjosie and letty are probably the biggest exports of fishtank and they aren't even doing massive numbers
>>204988605He'll probably wake up soon desu.
>>204988593Jon is fighting for the future of Bend, Oregon, the fuck you talking about?
>>204988511gross.
>>204988595>having a job
confirmed sighting that burt is back in his allocated goon spot.
>>204988616bend owegon is a shithole and the only people backing jon are fishtank fans
>>204988614Letty could be a pretty big e-girl, but she's too lazy
Any new nudity screencaps from the future OF whores?
>>204988582I've only seen posts like this there
>>204988640I'm surprised none of the current fishies have an OF. Alexis and Binx seem like the OF creator type.
>>204988622Well it's true. But me and my dad got along well, so I could envision it being torturous if your dad is a real asshole.
>>204988633letty gets decent numbers, but she streams sporadically and only at 480p for some godforsaken reason (probably the same settings she had for hungry games)
>>204988653burt does but that's about it
where's my beautiful and elegant princess payton sleeping?
>You're a PUNK. Now carve up your little pumpkin, sweetpea. Fuckin indian subhuman trash, WHITE POWER NIGGERWhat did Alex mean by this?
askin as a europoor, whats the time in the tank?
>>204987999Sam ruined the show by creating it
>>2049886707:11 am
>>2049886707:09am
>>2049886707 am
What time will the fishies wake up?
>>204988653no OFbut she is, a straight up ho
>>204988667It really wasn't necessary. I love edgy humor and all, but Alex took it way too far.
>>204988675>>204988673Who is lying?
>>204988689seems the site goes off your computer time and adjusts it to match the tank timezoneweird way of doing it desu
>>204988687thats a very poor method of drinking beer
it hate it when the night vision turns off. especially when im staying up late watching it in the background
movement from jeet in b1
>>204988582Same as the previous 2 seasons, screencaps and video clips, people falling in love with waifus and people posting shit jacked from these threads.Made me remember in season 1 when someone thanked another guy for posting /ftl/ screencaps because he didnt want 4chan on his own browsing history, kek.
>>204988593as it should be
>>204988667He looked like he was about to cry during the confessional when he was asked about saying nigga, he would never say that.
>>204988726the jeet must get bobs and vagene.
Alright, bets on who leaves the tank immediately after the reveal? >100 percentIan MizzyLa'RonSmaackPayton>50/50SimbalAlexisBurt>Not going anywhereBinxLukeAlex BTed
>>204988741without 4chanjet would go back to reading superchats
I miss s2 a lot. I didn’t think I’d say it but the lack of jet feels grim
>>204988768Wow, you're telling me the people who know it's Fishtank aren't going to leave?
>>204988768This is why they need Fishbucks. Get extra money on the side but you only get it if you don't quit. If it was revealed as the Tank but someone like Payton had 5000 in fishbucks, I bet she'd stay. Now? No dice.>>204988782kek
>>204988768Dizzy, Alexis, Smack and Payton Wil follow eachother. Simbal will be on the fence. Everybody else will stay.
holy shit fishtank fans are the most imbecile retarded faggots out there. no wonder they get tortured every season. they deserve it.
>>204988793Yes
jeet up and making coffee in the kitchen
>>204988791get the fuck out of here, implement director mode and be our cam janny already jet
>>204988097nah jet deserves it more
>>204988802La'ron was already thinking about quitting on Day 2 lol
>>204988808if it was anyone else id stay up and watch
>kick channel gone>no way to catch upthanks jet for making this a no-life-american only show.new flowstream doesnt have vod function, right?
>>204988829ppv.land/ftretard.
>>204988824fr the jeet is the least likeable surprisingly
>>204988824coffee smell might spur others from their sleep. i'm giving it a few minutes
>>204988819sam doesn't want to be there and he's sabotaging it for everyone elsehe hasn't suffered enough
>>204988829just quit your job and move to america, eurotrash
>>204988840that's what he said, new flowstreams
>>204988840bufferslop, no quality settingslop, no cache and can't seek the video
new tattoo desu vult
>>204988158it isnt confirmed but thats what he said at the end of hunger games
Why did Sam spill the beans on Alexis and Mizzy? Did he really have to ruin the show on Day 2?????????????????????
When does TJ show up?
>>204988868Tattoos are forbidden in the Bible.
How do I change the quality level If im watching from OBC or VLC?
>>204988880trust
>>204988880why'd he cheat on her
>>204988880how will tj handle burt or alex?
>>204988840oh buddy, seems like you are the retard, retard.also stop posting the new link, double retard.
>>204988821Sorry, I forgot about Sneed. He will go too.
>>204988850may I ask your hand in gay marriage for that green card, my nigga?
where does this go?
>>204988880fuck off
>>204988911i thought youd never ask
>>204988915Abi said in chat that theres a toilet.
>>204988880Ted is our new TJ
>>204988881> leviticus
https://poal.me/ruhxqhhttps://poal.me/ruhxqhhttps://poal.me/ruhxqh
I wanna thank Jet for Season 3. The house is too big, the cast is normie enough that I'm not invested in any of them, going through cams is a hassle, the engagement seems bloated and artificial, even in here, and it all has allowed me to finally quit this shit; I barely tune in to /ftl/ to shitpost at this point.The FOMO is gone. I'm finally free.
S3 needs new freeloaders, and not washed up previous contestants
Just read through the last thread.>women have (higher) emotional intelligenceit was wild, better than day 1 & 2 combined.its like all the emotional labor that women do, i guess.
>>204988880second last day>>204988933he ain't at all like him
>rape and retard are now shadow blocked in chatgrim
>>204988947alex is normie? niggas weird as hell
>>204988933ted is just not interesting and has no charisma. tj has that natural likeability factor
>>204988947if they dont do constant director cams where they stream from their real cameras this season is dead in the water
>Tayleigh said on a Twitter reply that she's thinking about streaming again.What are we thinking chat? That's an L for me 2bh
>>204988947See you in about a few hours
>>204987906Did we ever ID Trixie?
Ben will have an amazing career once he moves on from mde. Sam is out of touch and doesn't know what the viewer wants. Jet is still inexperienced and doesn't have the star power Ben has.
>>204988980tay is more interesting to watch than the show at this point
Ian is our new TJ
>>204988954They're bringing in Joshua Block. Hope Fatty doesn't return, everybody got a proper sendoff in 2.5.
>>204988947tell us more about how you don't care, faggot
>>204987959No thanks
>>204988986Ben is actually trying, sam is just an irony poisoned retard that's already bored of his own show and is self sabotaging
>>204988989ian is a josie
>>204988986Ben has consistently been one of the best parts of every Fishtank season. Ben having to stand there while Sam gives away the show like a retard right in front of him was hard to watch.
Why the fuck did he do that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKSusV-0jI
>>204988989ian is a mauro, he sits around and doesn't do anything
>>204988954>Washed up Lmao that's an overstatement. Being on fishtank is barely a step above a YouTube stream
>>204989017ian is an ian, he's his own man
For me it's Alexis
>>204989026Tru, everyone tries so hard to fit every fish into an archetype from an older season. Everyone in this season is unique and belongs in their own category.
>>204988880no offense to tj but burt would instantly use him to ease his tension yall mean
sirs, will /ourguy/ Simbal be getting the flush today or will he be redeeming?
>>204989017truth. he and the pajeet are both nothingpeople who gotta go
ENTER
>>204988947Yeah thankfully there's no director cam so I can't tell what's happening without 24/7 vigilance.All I have to do is watch the YouTubers recaps everyday which saves me a lot of time and money. I don't have to pay for the season pass anymore
>>204989018are you telling me, that jet has been making less money than he did on s1?
Burt is this seasons TJ/Josie. He doesn't do much but his odd behavior is really engaging.
>>204988989Ian is an scp, the most distinctive look in the house but you forget he exists as soon as you stop looking at his balding cornrows. They just need to give him some sort of acting role infront of the house for him to nervously stutter through like they did with the burt fire keeper thing, then the cringe kino will shine through and people will appreciate him.
>>204989048cure schizophrenia arc, lobotomize the nigga
>>204989043
>>204989003>>204989008sam being like that actually works for the better and gives the fish a slight uncanny feeling that something is off
>>204989048TJ and Josie weren't engaging
>>204989068both were, nina
>>204989041his body will be floating down the Ganges this afternoon sir
catching up on last night… ted is so fucking gay
>>204987988Burt woke up at like 4am and had a schizo walk around the house until he woke up Mizzy with the noise. Then Mizzy stayed up and talked to Burt about Alex saying nigga. The whole time she was talking Burt just wanted to scratch his ass cheeks
>>204989088jesus christ
>>204989068oh yes they were
Alex is our new AirSiftFattyhe won’t stop yapping
>>204989048tj and josie didn't do nothing, they constantly interreacted with TTS and were committed to the challenges and bits more than everyone.
>>204989088
>>204987896Do you guys think any of these women can break out of their normie PC mindset enough to win the show? If so, where does that leave them? Happy they won the money but immediately cut ties because it’s Sam Hyde? Do you think they could be molded by their environment by the end?
>>204989103*AirSoftFatty
>>204989090>Then Mizzy stayed up and talked to Burt about Alex saying niggajesus fucking christ americans truly are brain damaged beyond salvation
>>204989046They're putting his salary back in to the show like any smart entrepreneurs would do. It's only gonna get bigger as they keep blowing it every season with a cast who finds out about fishtank. Then jet's gonna be loaded
>>204989082>>204989095You're right, I forgot about the time Josie faked autism and did nothing, and the time TJ just did whatever TTS told him and had the personality of a wet blanket
I want burt locked in a room for 24 hours with nothing but banjo kazooie music playing on full blast and 1 bathroom break fishtoy.Can we make that happen Jet?I got very rich off GOAT I have money to spread around.
The eyes of a man that was never have supposed to have left the Serengeti, hunting animals and members of opposing tribes for sport.He cannot contain or control his lust.
>>204989095Stop with the baiting okay. Lets try to have a chill general before the mayhem begins >:)
WHEN NIGGERS MASTURBATE IT MAKES ME LAUGH! I LOVE FISHTANK!!!
cymbal walking around
>>204989122And a few gallons of lube
this is the most ridiculous house. like a shitty sims build.
>>204989121sike, both beat all the other fish and were the most popular fish by a mile. that’s a winner
>>204989126This but unironically
>>204989122You're just asking for a 24 hour burt session at this point bro
>>204989122This gives me an idea for a challenge...Keep your eyes on Burt
where tf is our crack baby smaaack.
was demoting jet to being a cam janny STRIKE 2?
>>204989123what do africans do with schizos?
Here we go again with people whining about Sam while watching every thing he's doing on Fishtank every time. My favorite is when they're declaring they're "moving on from fishtank" (they're never leaving).
I really hope they play up and gaslight Simbal into thinking he has a massive audience from India, that is spiking the viewership and that he will be making it to the finals only to say it was just hackers and everyone hates him
I think they're probably covered with regard to fishtank as long as they stop talking about it. The contestants who don't know have no reason to suspect they'll be fucked with even if they now know it's live. It being live has a lot of gaslighting potential like in s1
>>204989164Exiled them, you can have gibbering lunatics like this around the tribe
>>204989164torch them after they've committed some crime
>>204989172Jet, Wigger. Take notes.
will fishtank.admin be STRIKE 3?
>>204989172thad be like so funny and hilarious LMAO
>>204989014to be fair, the girls are pretty retarded. i don't think Sam ruined it as bad as we think
>>204989113that's the goal I think. it's one of the reasons i watch, to see a bunch of PC broads and normies get corrupted and abandon all morals. They just have to do it slowly and not fuck it up with TTS and Sam roid rage.
I hope they make Luke seduce Snatch only to reveal why he was kicked from Big Brother
>>204988795they will probably bring fishbucks back
>>204989180How can he have a big audience from India if he doesn't know its live retard
>>204989173Literally half of them know. Do you know where we are rn? This is day 3 of S2.It'll be over in less than a week.I'm calling it now FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK E DUPS WOO!!!!
>>204988868gay
>>204989113Binx already knows what the show is and she is there to kickstart her dead streaming career.
>>204989212This.S3 is already boring. Let it end.
>>204989068>Hhaha LOOK she's playing with a toy!! she's so random and cute just like me
>>204988985She's Jace's gf
One of the biggest reasons why fishtank sucked is because they had nothing planned and couldn't organically just allow things to play out because there was nothing for contestants to bounce off of, so they would just fake shits and tell people to start fake drama.Now the geniuses for season 3 are going full on scripted fake drama, scripting everyhting on camera, telling them what to say, getting them used to shooting the same take but it's ''''''''''''''''ironic'''''''''''''''''' nowYou'll have a bunch of retards sitting there with scripted drama saying lines Sam told them to say. No different from getting paid actors to just read the lines.
RIP Ian. You will forever live on in our hearts.
>>204989173It's a weird strategy to play a host character for your "show" and to only actually try to stay in character for 1 day. Ben doesn't stop pretending to be gay in the downtime, and Ben doesn't directly tell multiple people that the show's live in some capacity within the first 2-3 days. I want to fuck Ben, is what i'm trying to get across here.
>>204989121> wet blanket> A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.that's how you describe him?
>>204989232You are braindead the scripted lines are literally .0001 percent of the show, it's only in the confessionals because it's funny to debase someone into saying braindead shit
>>204989232TRVKE
>>204989212Two of them know because they're meant to, and two of them know because of the email. Granted others might have gotten the email too and kept their mouths shut. But there's a chance it's just the two who weren't meant to know, and the rest are still unaware of the piss etc
>>204989232Jet is gonna be so mad when he reads this!!
will ben have so much fun with his gay show host persona that he will branch off from fishtank and run a legit reality show?
>>204989246Wet noodle whatever. Semantics. point is he sucked
Anyone have the video of Alexis getting changed? all the clips are gone
>>204989088i love burtsuo the iron nigga
>>204989236burt finished the job, and is now sleeping peacefully
>>204989232Things have been allowed to organically play out though, nobody told cymbal to steal, nobody told Alex to say nigga, nobody told burt to do any of the shit he's doing. The fake reality show is what enables all this stuff to take place
alexis up now
>>204989008ben is overrated everyone from production sucks
>>204989232The scripted lines are a joke, a parody of mainstream reality shows
>>204989038it's not hard at all. maybe you're just retarded
>>204989236Can't wait for the shy chicano to make his move, this lil nigga the underdog you're all sleeping on him
Can we get a tuba player following around fish toy?
>>204989164Thiskaotic com/video/4b067784_20241014083557_t
>>204989273that's your opinion
>>204988947see you tomorrow
>>204989232the first part of your post is correctthe second half is completely braindead
>>204989301Shit. Fuck man I would have done better and shit. Shit is crazy. Fuck this Famous House shit ese.
Was it a mistake to have a giant sprawling compound? Instead of a claustrophobic or even cosy house like before?
>>204989288wrong, and very retarded
If Sam's not in character he should not be on camera.
>>204989313TJ has no right to be near one of the best fish of all time
Alexis is my filthy whore slampig
love these big bitches
>>204989286and mizzy
>>204989301that's how you carve a pumpkin, man
I liked s1 and blood games a lot because they were new. Everything else has been bad. S3 has potential still as long as there are still some people who don't know fishtank beyond Alex mentioning the name
Did they reveal it was live to the fish? Any clips?
I'm sick of hearing the Indian speak, can we boot him?
>>204989253its only funny the first time
>>204989361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKSusV-0jISam thinks they were talking about it and reveals all, threatens to kick them if they tell anyone
>>204989361https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730157438536211.webm
Why are people saying Jet told Sam over the earpiece to tell the two girls they were live?
>>204989333jon the two time quitter lol, he’s not interesting. jimmy mogs
>>204989352>still some people who don't know fishtankeverybody knows fishtank retard all they have to do is google the name of whoever contacted them and make the connection. it's illegal to do business under fake names.
>>204989336She just took one of Burt’s sleeping pills like two hours ago. She’s gonna be loopy
>>204989326S1 house was perfect.S2 was too noisy and claustrophobic with everyone just retreating to their corners.S3 is too damn big for its own good.S1 was just right.
can someone post the pumpkinchan so skibidi clip?
>>204989243Fishtank wouldve been 100x better if sam never broke character. But i guess we please have to understand that staying in character for an hour a day is too tiring and sammy needs a break to do boxing and weightlifting and take them under his wing as a mentor abuser
>>204989382Bait used to be believable
>Simbal brings up Bubble BoyBubble Boy is kino, it has racist scenes with Indians
>>204989336these retards slept for like 2 hours how do they live like this
>>204989379Cuz right before he told them Ben stuck his earpiece in Sam’s ear
>>204989332sams character is sam hyde which is a character himself
>>204988552
>>204989334thiswe love our BBC junky whore single mother
>>204989389S1 had >One giant communal area>bed roomsperfectS3 is like he said a gigantic cult like compound empty and lifeless, with the fish like 50+ feet away from each otherS2 was only nice cos of the low def cameras and the 70s aesthetic which I kinda liked.
>>204989301I know it would never happen, but I hope he wins.
>>204989361https://youtu.be/FXKSusV-0jI?si=wv_ttMgriOxdSfhUSam told Alex people watching are ok with him saying the n word and Ben went in to tell Alex not to talk about contracts while he was discussing fishtank, so they started piecing it together.
>>204989389This guy knows https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hide
>>204989434the thing too was you had kitchen cam and living room cam with the communal area in season 1 so you could get multiple angles of it, and then when the laundry cam and hallway cam you had even MORE access.
>>204989332Fax. He needs to take his own advice of less is more and create impact through scarcity. All his hours long yapping videos has melted his brain and caused daddy sam fatigue. I used to hunt down any and all clips of sam because he used to keep things brief now he just churns out boring unwatchable parasocial slop
>>204989396jon the two time quitter, tj the two time winner btw. perfectly displays why s2 mogs and s1 contestants can’t compare
>>204989333he's the best he can do what he wantswhat happened to jon's rentboys he was sending to beat up tj?
>>204989404>>204989438
All I hope is that Goran continues to stay off camera,
So Binx is a big Ice Poseidon fan and likes to call herself a chud on twitter but she doesn't know who Sam is?
They're building up to jet's seconds half role as the puzzle master. kino
>>204989442this.only trannies can think S2 house was better due to stupid shit like "muh clothes and colors" literally galaxy jet bitty tier thinking.S1 had the perfect layout and cam placement.
>>204989450>>204989458>P-please bite No
>>204989460Oh u know that will change after the “big reveal”
>>204989483Now the real fishtank begins
>>204989460>>204989490
>>204989477It's pretty much accepted she knows everything
>>204989372thanks g>>204989437gracias
If I was Sam and Jet then the show would be so much better!!!
When are they going to tell these dumb roasties to stop whispering?
>>204989477If you know who Ice Poseidon is you know who fucking Sam Hyde is, anyone that disputes this is retarded
>>204989506name one thing you would do that will improve the show
jet as the head of the theater stage gonna be so freeking awesomesauce kino
>>204989044Where the fuck is cucumberfeet? He may be unfunny as fuck but he gets the important bits with just enough context
>>204989487that’s what i thought pussy nigga
Jet is staying off screen because the cat would be out of the bag straight away if Jet Neptune was on the show
>>204989528bring sponge bob and marty friedman as freeloaders
>>204989548THE Jet Neptune?
>>204989528please read every thread where I've autistically written complains about Sam and Jet's unprofessionalism.
>>204989553HOLY SHIT!!!
>hey burt. Do you know who's in command here?
>>204989548this only 40+ year old boomers know who sam is.everyone young knows who jet is from being the head of MDE.
>>204989524nah not true
>>204989528Bring in Johnny Neptune as a freeloader
>>204989506Pretty much
>normie gossip tankpoke Burt with a stick so something happens
Queen Binx is sick :(
>>204989528
Alex is still pissed off about the jeet, he sneeds to get over it...
>>204989528fire sam and replace him with the superior comedian and actor tim heidecker
Has Burt mentioned that he heard a TTS to anyone yet?
>>204989594poor sick Binx...
How many kids does Binx have?
Who do we simp for today?
>>204989606nope, he thinks it was the voices.
>>204989606Burt thinks it was God or the voices in his head, he ain't telling no one
>>204989602good we need conflict and the jeet is easily hateful and have it coming for him
>>204989611Ian
>>204989604This. Make it Timtank with co-host Gregg Turkington
is burt gooning
Why the FUCK did Sam reveal to the 2 girls that the show is live?!?Does Sam think this whole operation is one giant joke?
Mizzy and Alexis are constantly fucking yapping I think they might be worse than Alex. Constantly in a 30 minute long whisper convo.
>>204989611the graceful and elegant payton ofc
How is Alex yapping already?
>>204989637this, it's much worse with them. mizzy trying to force alex to whisper last night too was infuriating
>>204989632Production thought they overheard them talking about it "live audience" blah blah blah, so he said yeah it is fine, dont be telling anyone else
>>204988121In true Neptunian fashion
>>204989632they got enough pass holders and about ready to wrap the whole thing up
>>204989625Is water wet? Of course he is gooning
>i'm just gonna thug it out>i'm kinda anti-medicine>i'll just drink water and be finebinx might be based
oh wow! Sam fucked everyone's health up with his fun, cool cigars! classic
>>204989632Jet told him he was going to fire him from MDE if he didntfishtank is a Sam humiliation ritual planned by Jet
>>204989594>>204989608too much exposure to male sperm weakens foids immune systems forever
The fake ending in s1 where Sam called the viewers niggers was where it peaked
>>204989660>>204989651But doesn't Sam know this is serious? Why is he making it seem like fishtank is a joke. If I was him the show would be so much better.
BURT TURNING AROUND WHEN THEY ARE SAYING MAURO HAS BEEN CUDDLING TED. MAURO IS THE FIRST TO DIE BY BURT'S HAND
>joey/josie mentioned>everyone acts awkward
>>204989687when was Josie mentioned?
>>204989673I didn't expect the Neptunian coup to happen until S4
>>204989563Kek
Alexis nip slip https://files dot catbox dot moe/m90jwk.webm
>>204989642Link to her confessional?
>>204989673Goran always wins. always.
>>204989610I heard 3 somewhere BinxBasilisk is her username on everything
Is Jet Neptune the stupidest mother fucker of all time?
>>204989695just now.alex was saying something about being joyful and half of them went like" josie??? joey???" and were awkward about it for a few seconds until he clarified.
>Sam's fuck up was so bad, that even Joker posters were stunned into silence
rip to a REAL ese
burt has the holy text guiding him
= = = Payton Update = = =The princess still rests.
based Alexis wearing those shorts again
>>204989704Yummy, I'm sure there is more to come in the following days.
>they are already uncomfy and complaining in the most coddled househow the fuck are they going to last in hell house?
Glad this season has already gone to shit because I managed to land a job and I’m finally going to ascend this shithole.
>>204989695She wasn't, people make shit up all the time in these threads because they know a good chunk of people don't actually watch. Josie wasn't mentioned, there is no guy called Ian in the house etc. etc.
>>204989742godspeed anon
>>204989723Apparently, Jet was asking him to do it, as seen by Sam listening to his earbud before doing it. It's really tough to tell. It's such a fuckup that it's confusing.
Burt is going to give us some kino horror movie sleep walking.
>>204989742When you start watching this at work you have truly ascended
Any pornstars that resemble Alexis (outside of Alexis Texas)?
>>204989720the biggest pumpkin in the house for the biggest playa in the house
Who will share the alleged Josie mention clip
Mizzy and Alexis told Payton and Sneed that the show is live last night if you didn’t see
>they think burt was having night terrors or sleep walking when he was probably just yanking itkek
>>204989742Good luck out there
>do you have a record of sleepwalking >yeah
Second day of Mizzy considering to leave early.This shit is donezo.L M F A O
>>204989752>giant black man obsessed with rape and violence>sleep walkingbro....
Burt feels like he got exposed
>>204989758When we engage in the act of masturbating to pornography, we are not merely indulging in a physical pleasure. We are performing an occult ritual that opens a gateway to dark, interdimensional entities. These entities feed on the negative energy generated by our feelings of shame, guilt, and despair. They are drawn to the emotional turmoil that this act creates, and they thrive on it. Imagine, if you will, that each time you engage in this act, you are lighting a beacon that signals to these dark entities. You are inviting them into your life, giving them permission to influence your thoughts, your emotions, and your actions. They latch onto the negative energy you produce, and they grow stronger, perpetuating a cycle of addiction and emotional distress. This is not just a matter of personal weakness or moral failing. This is a spiritual battle, and we must arm ourselves with the knowledge and the will to fight it. By understanding the true nature of this act, we can begin to see the broader implications it has on our spiritual well-being. We must strive to cultivate positive energy in our lives. We must be mindful of the content we consume and the rituals we unknowingly perform. By doing so, we can protect ourselves from these dark influences and create a healthier, more fulfilling existence. Let us close the door to these negative entities and open ourselves to the light and love that is our true nature. Let us reclaim our power and our purity, and live in a way that honors our highest selves.
>>204989780I believe this
>>204989732theyve been deleting the nudity clips
>>204989772when was this? why was he angry?
>>204989780I mean, you are schizo-rambling, there is no doubt about it. But it's true that masturbation saps all my energy whenever I do it. Most toxic time of my life. Glad I stopped. Genuinely I believe a lot of suicides came do tue over-stimulation.
>jerking and jiving
>>204989795Is there an archive anywhere?
>>204989763he's just noided
s2 house was easily the best s1 house was soulless and had awful audio
>>204989796He wasn’t angry, he was looking for hidden candy
>>204989614based burt has learned mentioning the voices makes him come across as socially awkward.
Alex let a "nigga" slip when talking directly at Burt. I think people who just have it in their vernacular should be allowed. It's just too difficult to not say it.
why are all the restreams out of sync? is the audio on the main site desynced as well?
>>204989715i can't be the only one who was watching at the moment can i?
>>204989824and burt didn't give a single shit
Alexis is about to go work out.Gooners assemble, someone man the PTZ cam!
>>204989742yeah no i’m cursing your ass >>204989796he just did this randomly lmao i dont think anything angered him
>>204989832who is a good restreamer i thought Goran nuked them all
>>204989824yeah sure nigga say that to my face
>>204989838Not even a little bit! Not a double take, nothing! It's such a nothing burger.
>>204989838White women are supposed to be offended on behalf of black people, chud
>>204989715>>204989835he said "joyous" and ted thought he said "joey's" because he talks fast. you guys are retards
>>204989838I think Burt concerned about the voices in his head.He's already got his own battles.
NEW ASS SHOT OF ALEXIS
ngl luke is lowkey funny. Not haha funny, but comfy funny yknow
>>204989845the kick.com one was out of sync, and now the ppv.land one is as well
>>204989838that's because burt is 160IQ. he's not gonna chimp out
>>204988947this desu. the fishtank curse is broken finally. it can self-sustain itself now as being a big brother clone, Jet is a Jew for shutting down EVERY SINGLE OTHER RESTREAM, no director mode yet or it took long to setup if its upfinally, I'm freeI think i'll tune in here and there, but... somethings different. i'm ready to move on with my life
>>204989848It's not in my everyday vernacular. But I'll say it if you wanna.
Burt is totally fucked up and barely keeping it together at all times
>>204989853don't say "nothingburger" you fag
has burt genuinely laughed once since he's arrived i'm starting to think he really is a robot
>>204989864>45x203cool
>>204989868luke deadass buzzin fr fr
>>204989884I've heard the term recently and it's kind of funny.
new summer
>>204989868No. No I don't know
Are there any archives of all the nudity? the clips were deleted off ftl
>>204989900Bad call, bro
>>204989889>i'm starting to think he really is a robothe has autism so yeah he's a robot
How is alex acting like he's 7 bumps deep after just waking up
>>204989869They're off sync on the site, it's not a restreamer problem
>>204989889Just fake laughter after the other person explains they’re joking
>>204989914cocaine brain rot
>>204989897that's the quality of the show.
>>204989870very accurate. he isn't a fucking retard, and isn't worried about some dude saying a word that Mizzy specifically said, "Wasn't used in a hateful way"he's too busy berkin and jivin
This season is going to be so fucking boring
>>204989914energy vampire
Burt thinks Alex is a plant, just in case you didn't know
Somebody in this house has AIDS
>>204989889i've heard him snicker when talking to himself if that counts
>>204989889He has never smiled
>>204989941Burt thinks the TTS is Jesus too so...
JET WAKE UP AND TURN THE YARD PTZ
>>204989916>3 days into fishtank season 3>audio is still desyncedkek
>all the restreamers nuked>too lazy to do director mode for more than 20 minutesGuess I'll just check for clips later
>>204989904well now u been told b, best not forget. Lest u want us burt butt buddies to come find ya
i love how all the pictures of season 3 are 100x50 pixels because the cameras are placed 500 meters from the action
>>204989955Is she supposed to be 27?
>>204988947its the opposite for me.i was more but ready to abandon ship and been doom posting about S3 being shit for ages but them actually getting mostly unaware hateable semi normie clout chaser drew me in.they made such a huge deal for someone saying "nigga" for like 2 days straight.i can't wait to see their reaction once the realize what they got themselves into.all the technical aspects fucking sucks tho and ALMOST made me to drop it despite all of the above.
>>204989928lmao
is there a way to play the website in the background on mobile? it doesn’t even appear as audio on my phone, like if you swipe down from the top
Sending in Frank Hassle to actually hassle these people is going to be like clubbing seals
>>204989953They sleep through goon gym on purpose
>i need some water to energize my brain or somethingEVERYONE IS PISSED AT SIMBAL FOR TAKING TED'S CANDY>i need to write this down or something i'm having a hard time followingEVERYONE IS PISSED AT SIMBAL FOR TAKING TED'S CANDYburt too polite to tell alex to shut the fuck up
>>204989889i mean i dont laugh either. Only when im relaxed (gooning)
>>204989742hopefully you get fired soon
>>204989965All women above 30 lie about their age
too early for this shit
>>204989982There's only going to be 4 people left by the time Frank gets there, just like S2
>>204990000quads checked
>>204989780I believe this to be factually correct
a show for antsmaybe TEN THOUSAND SQUARE FEET was a bad idea for a show like this
>>204990018the yard ptz cam should be focused and zoomed in on her ass
MENTAL SHARPENERS. BODY BUILDING. SLEEP RELAXANTS. WHAT ARE YOU BUYING FROM BURTS EMPORIUM?
>>204989982frank legally isn't allowed to leave the state of rhode island
when does kojima show up
>>204989979Android? Open the site in desktop mode in chrome
burt telling alex to calm down and he has pills for that
>>204990018somehow the most retarded idea of theirs in a sea of terrible ideas. the season 2 house was already too big, how did these retards not realize why the season 1 house had a perfect layout?
>>204990033He was in NY recently
Burt might be a lot more intelligent that people are giving him credit for. He's spot on about those tests wtf kek.
burt subtly surrounds his prey whilst glaring at him.
>>204990051he legitimately actually is. He's weird and autistic of course, but he's actually a smart person no doubt
>>204990018Why don't they just live stream the hand cams? They figured it out for 2.5.
>>204990051Everybody thinks he's intelligent retard, he's 160 iq, he is Mr Mensa 2017
if burt was a white guy he would be ostracized and everyone in the house would think he's a creep weirdo(even without the porn reveal).but because he's a nig that doesn't act like a nigger everyone treats him like the houses darling.
why do they want cymbal out
>>204990051smart but schizo
>>204990046don't tell his parole officer
>>204990086keeps shitting on the floor
>>204990086brown
>>204990087I respect the schizoid grind.
>>204990084projecting
>>204990051what tests?
does alex ever make sense
Are these normies waking up at a reasonable hour? How will the degen mattress wiggers keep up
Is Alex taller than Burt? Thought he was a manlet.
>>204990086Steals candy and keeps touching people like a fuckin creep
>>204990086he redeemed
>>204990083Oh shit
>>204990086Luke convinced everyone to take him out because production will "handle" AlexHe's actually doing an amazing job as a plant, the 6 days on Big Brother experience is too OP for a show like this
Why did Alexis abandon her son and why is she resentful towards her father for calling this out?
>>204990083
>>204990129alex is the tallest
>Plato and Aristotle discussing the candy situation This has no right to be so enthralling
not FTM btw!
>>204990145Damiel's cousin
>>204990129alex is just a lanklet
>>204990160Oof
someone needs to save burt. he's too polite to get out of this situation
>there's already more plotting, scheming and intrigue on day 3 than all of S2 combined
>Letty shits on the floorOMG SO QUIRKY AND BASED>Simbal shits on the floorHOLY SHIT GET HIM OFF THE SHOW FOR BEING INDIANyou pathetic racists never fail to amaze me
>>204990156i stopped what i was doing to listen to this, and didn't even notice
>>204990161he's not a lanklet, got the proportions of a short stubby guy but is tall
Alex is insufferable, ear rape by yapping
Still amazed and shocked by the fact that guys like Alex still exist. Where the fuck did they find him? I thought his kind went extinct in the late 2000s
Where is the director cam Jet?
>>204990181That was Frank's shit, not Letty's
>>204990181letty shitty on the floor is pure kino, a jeet shitting anywhere is pure disgust.
I find it funny the low iq poojeet is is causing a real shitstorm
motormouth and overly attentive listener is a pretty kino combo
>>204990192Yeah he's early YouTube core for sure, surprised he's not wearing more TapOut.
>>204990181yeah but it hits a lot different what Simba does it. if anything, he's the one being racist for doing it
>>204990214this
>>204990213he did nothing except be indian
holy fuck burt! you're gonna sand off the enamel!!!
>>204990223he stole the candy and bragged about it to ted's face, and is creeping out the girls by constantly touching them and following them around
>>204990223he stole the candy
>>204990238that's what indians do
Not been watching, what was Sam's mondomega fuck up?
>Alex up and yappingDid he sleep at all last night?
>>204990238jeet activities many such cases
>>204990181
>>204990238when did he touch them? Alexis seems to get along with him fine.
>>204990244right, and that's why they want him out
you just know alex would have your back in every situation
>>204990223he did the needful and redeemed the candy. he is going back to his natural state of wishing to scam white people. also his accent is coming on stronger and stronger by the day. the more the jeet is around the whites, the more jeety it gets.
PAYTON'S AWAKE
Imagine s2 fatty in this house. He would really struggle with all the stairs and distances
>>204990257He touches them on the shoulder and hugs them CONSTANTLY. apparently payton was mentioning him following her around all day last night
>>204990238that's their culture stop being raycist
>>204990280>following her around all day last nightwhy do jeets do that?
Something really traumatic must have happened to Burt in his infancy. He must have not been very connected to his birth mother, which is why he seeks out literally any warm hole for comfort and wears a diaper most of the time.
cannot fucking hear what's going on.
>4 people in one room>can only see 1 & 1/2
>>204990294Women rarely leave their house alone in India. He must be getting feral seeing them unattended.
>>204990294I've never been around them so I don't know, but I do find it funny that the stereotypes prove themselves constantly
>>204990294hes been following her around like a dog all morning
how many more days till TTS/SFX? I imagine the first week is probably not gonna have that on
>>204990309jet missed all the good goon content when alexis was on the treadmill and bench
>>204990280alex/luke convinced them all that he's bad, so now NOTHINGBURGERS are a big dealhe simply got unlucky by drawing the ire of alex
>>204990238I thought Simbal was a dud at first because he's too westernized but him constantly groping and following women around and seething about Luke because he's tall and white made me realize we got exactly what we wanted out of a jeet contestant
>>204990339he got unlucky by being born as an indian
>>204990311>THE JEET IS GOING FERALholy kek this needs to be mainstreamed and added to the OP
>>204990339if you say nothingburger ONE MORE FUCKING time...
Peyton is cold...
>>204990188i can't watch rooms he's in
>>204990349he clearly thought he was the most alpha until luke showed up
>>204990333There has been one tts but as far as Bert is concerned it was in his head and he hasn't told anyone. Apparently its going to turn into fishtank two weeks in, they might soft-start tts under the guise of "computer" before that though
>>204990349I guarantee if he gets voted out, we'll get some "they just voted me out because of RACISM" hilarity
>>204990238>is creeping out the girls by constantly touching themhas this been confirmed by any women in there or is this just 4chan's perception?
>>204990402as a woman expert I can tell
>$190,000,000 inheritance from deceased father>Need to be financially independent to get funds disbursed>The plan? Make 50k from FishtankKEK. What the fuck is Alex's life?
>>204990402Confirmed by multiple women
>>204990392I wanna keep him around so we can watch him seethe.
>>204990402found the jeet
>>204990389two weeks? damn okay. the "hi burt" was pretty funny, though.
Burt is physiologically incapable of smiling. Even when he's daddy dom an old gay white dude he's making that wide eyed face.
>>204990424no i just haven't been watching regularly, saar
>>204990402they don't realise it because it is early days, but within the next two days someone will say something. further to this, if the jeet wins he has already said he is bringing over more jeets to america. he is america's enemy.
Payton is actually pretty cute. she seems nice
Am I the only one who thinks Jet did a great job casting?
did payton or mizzy say anything in private about the show being live after sam blurted it out?
>ted constantly interrupting alex to spout a "fact" that is wrongsit your white ass down and listen when an expert is talking
Monkey lore in b3
>>204990441>he has already said he is bringing over more jeets to america.
>>204988868super gay lolalso tattoos are not allowed based on scripture
alex just doxxed jack harlow's address (and by extension his own)
>>204990349its hilarious because it’s very noticable he’s bring distant to luke. luke even mentioned it in his confessional - that’s part of the reason he’s targeting him back
>>204990463You know very well that Jet had nothing to do with the casting and that is the reason you are posting this
ted definitely knows this is all being live streamed. he's a plant for sure
>>204990463What do you mean? Burt was Sam's decision.
LUKE JUST CALLED BURT A SCHIZO>i dont know a lot of schizos, i mean, uh.. schizophrenics.
which one of these savages left the jacuzzi sink running
when does cole show up?
>>204990467i give it 10 minutes until he, "ummm, that was awkward" after Alex says something more strange than normal
>>204990504probably that zesty ass nigga sneed
Alex gave Jack Harlows address and ted immediately made him stop and said "cut it, noope". Ted knows.
>>204990503Lurtbros..... what the fuck :(
>>204990415He is also has invested thousands of dollars on a obvious scam
>>204990508Xe already did, and it’s up to you find out which fish xer is.
whilst everyone is up and at them, this fat bitch remains sound asleep. i will monitor the camera for any nudity.
reminder that yard is full of burts snot rockets
>>204990565Doing Satan's work anon.
Alex is funny but I hope he loses because I don’t want him buying and probably abusing more exotic pets.
Crazy how they are awake already.
What kind of perc head decided where to put the yard cameras
both yard cameras have the worst fucking audio. could these niggers not have placed microphones closer to where people would actually be?
fucking SNEED, jet must’ve had a giggle casting him
>>204990595>Don't bring in booze at 10pm to create content>Contestants awaken with the sunBravo.
>>204990595seriously when tf am i supposed to sleep
>duanyay ruins yet another seasonwhy do they let this guy in on things?
>>204990543this is how they become closer. Burt now knows Luke, though surprised, is accepting of his schizoism.Lurt could not be more on top
does Burt knows he will never be a firefighter because of his schizophrenia??
>>204990402If you're ugly, much of your behavior is perceived as suspect or outright hostile. Luckily I don't have to worry about this because I'm attractive, but growing up I wasn't. It's night and day how you're treated. That's not to say Simbal isn't doing anything wrong, but his looks don't give him much wiggle-room to be awkward and not have it bite him in the ass.
>>204990583Alex's fat wife isn't an exotic pet
>>204990599
>>204990613Dungay and Alex Stein in particular helped them to get all the contestants.
>>204990574Honestly I'd be doing the same and also wiping my morning loogies on the bed frame like him, can't help it.Pic related I smoke weed and tobacco bong bowls
>>204990463Yeah, I think the cast sucks… unless the plan was to get really unlikeable people
>>204990621Burt has a very thin grasp on every aspect of reality. He also turns 36 next month which disqualifies him from becoming a firefighter. He talked about it yesterday
>>204990600its a huge room with concrete floor, the audio would be echoy dogshit no matter what however i agree the camera shouldnt be 40 feet away from the table and chairs lol
Is there a candy counter? Who's got the most?
>>204990613I think this is a lie, otherwise he would have spilled the beans while drunk already.
>>204990645it would have echo and heavy reverberation but at least I wouldn't be hearing ONLY the echo/reverb. their voices bounce off that concrete 200 times before it even gets to the microphone
Burt is doing math equations in his head that’s why he looks like that, coining is his only escape.
GYATT DAM TRISHA
>>204990644You cant be a firefighter if you are 36?
The Beautiful CK status?
>>204990723or Chinese
>>204990648this is an impossible task. too many cameras and too many hours of footage already. a team of maybe 10+ would be required to do this and even the autists on here would struggle.
What did Payton say in confessional after waking up?
we need someone to man the PTZ cam in the yard so I can start goonign.
>>204990698there are mics hung from above throughout the room, you can see from the catwalk cam.
>>204990723depends on each department but 40 is pretty much the absolute max
>>204990719This person has nothing to do with Season 3 of Fish Tank, the topic of this thread.Please relocate to >>>/bant/ where this content will be readily accepted.Thanks!
why would a 160iq mensa guy like Burt do porn and escort services
Mia (Letty’s future lesbian wife) status?
>>204990771why indeed
>>204990723Different departments probably have different standards, but you can't APPLY to be a firefighter if you're over 35. Although it's possible he could get an age waiver
>>204990771
>>204990771Probably a good ego boost, might just find it fun too. Also easier to get a career in that whatever he studied in college.
where is the Jeet?
>>204990756I didn't even see that. I think I've clicked on catwalk cam once on day 0
Do you guys really think that promoting Fishtank at Skankfest drew in any significant amount of viewers, let alone paid subscribers?
>>204990771it just made sense.
>>204990771Schizophrenia
>>204990769calm down silly!
>>204990797Me and my friends were going through his list of socials yesterday laughing our asses off. He seems pretty legit but man he's got one hell of a portfolio
>>204990804I don't care if it did or not, I'm just watching the show
>>204990804No, but Luis also paid them to be there and it's supposedly pretty fun for the entertainers.
>>204990804will Luis be a freeloader?
>>204990771porn addict because of autism hype fixation
>>204990728kinda funny how all the between season stuff kinda disappeared into nothing once the true content showed up
>sneed already praying for strength to his ancestors on day 3how are they going to last 6 weeks
>>204990856Not surprising, though to be fair CK managed to get all her socials banned the day before.
Has anybody made a recreation of this in Sims 3 yet?
Who's dick is more raw this season: CryoKeen or Burt?
WE NEED YARD CAM NOW. 10X ZOOM ON ALEXIS BOOBS
>>204990771super high iq horshoes back to retardation
Burt is the child Vance took care of in S1, all grown up.
>>204990897What a waste
>>204990895Jimmy
>>204990771you gotta work with what you love
the poojeet is on the hunt
>>204990801its in the kitchen making 'coffee'
>>204990913Lol no fuck that kid hes probably in this thread I bet tho
>>204990933that coffee maker now has e. coli in it
>>204990941I wasn't accusing you of being Jimmy? Literally just joking that the answer was Jimmy, but this makes me think I'm actually talking to Jimmy now.
>>204990955its so over for fishtank s3, mauro has already accepted a cup
Summer needs to stop hiding her block head weird chin face in photosHer legs are and shoes are cute tho
>>204990941Kys jimmy you raped mormon fucktoy nigger
THE POO IS FULL BLOWN. CHECK THAT TATTOO
>>204990999stop looking at photos of summer
Alexis is benching the same amount as the jeet lol, it's so over.
>>204990941>"Lol no fuck that kid hes probably in this thread I bet tho"
Ted is such an unlikeable faggot it's unbelievablewhat does he even do? talk shit about others when they're not there all day?
>>204991059looks like an average woman can actually be more powerful than an average male
>>204991030Klaus won
>>204991134>jeet>average male
alex going wesker mode
Pajeet introduced stealing to fishtank
>>204991230surprise surprise.
why is this ho even engaging with alexs retard babbling
>>204990941Hey Jimmy. Still a weak faggot who hits girls?
what did he mean by this?
>>204991134average european women is unironically stronger than the average Pajeet
>>204991304buck: broken
Alex and Binx bonding
will Payton and Jeet hookup??!?!??!?
>>204991283she's going to fix him
is Alex and Binx a match made in heaven?!?Bing is the only person who can get Alex to shutup.
>>204991312lmao wtf, but makes sense as india has some of the lowest daily protein intake levels per capita in the world
>>204991312Brutal
>>204991406after sam told smaack confidentially yesterday that he's mentally retarded, she's also been really nice to him. these two perfect ladies will fix him. cute!
Alex is a gentleman
>>204991312At least they're not Pakistan
Jeet's closing in on the 19 year old
HE'S THOMAS SHELBY POSTING
>>204991406she's not fat enough
>>204991464unstoppable rizz my god
HE HE
alex does NOT stop talking what the fuck, surely there are no more stims in his system at this point
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!
>i need some coffeeno the fuck you dont
what's the height of each contestant?
pajeet is so incredibly cringe around women, respect to him for even coming on this
ppv status? appears down to me.
>Burt shares a birthday with Charles MansonI don't you guys under how much overlap Burt has with Death Grips.
alex is dominating burts space holy shit
>>204991674working fine for me
>>204991634Not sure who's worse him or alex. Alex does have the retard card in his back pocket so people are forced to tolerate him. Not sure if it trumps the pajeet card.
>>204991698any fix?
Alex has strong colonial genes, he can't help but absolutely dominate Simba
>>204991691he's noided
This pajeet made an enemy for life with alex
what the fuck did binx just say?
Fucking Alex showing up and immediately making everyone uncomfortable yelling at SAAR lol
how the fuck can normies yap so much?they talked more in 3 days than i have probably in the last 10 years.
>>204991796you're forced to in a house without anything else to do dude, you'd be yapping too
>>204991811>you'd be yapping toonah id be burtmaxxin
>>204991770what did she say?
binx just found snot rocket
>>204991811Burt's very existence disproves your theory.
Poojet made his first victim
burt is a little bit on the neuro-spicy side
>>204991946Burt is not a normie
