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KINO
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>>204995921
I didn’t even know there was a 5th.
I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of mine
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>>204995921
What would they parody? Horror is a dead genre.
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>>204995980
a24 horror
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The Wayne's Brothers are extremely cringe
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>>204995921
The 5th one was shit and flopped hard. Why are they bothering with this??
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>>204995980
we probably got more horrors in the last year than in the last decade, but I agree that there is nothing to parody since none of them has had any culural impact aside for the doll dancing from a couple of years ago and maybe that it remake
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So which films are they going to hit? IT and Terrifier are shoe-ins. Probably do them together mixing/matching clowns, maybe with some Joker jokes also.
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>>204996073
Banking on nostalgia is a surprisingly profitable business
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>>204995980
Blumhouse
A24
Revivals like Halloween, Saw, Omen, Scream
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>>204996047
scary movie 1 and 3 are good and white chicks is kino of the highest order though
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>>204996082
Terrifier has cultural impact.
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>>204995980
>he said, as the ultra low budget Terrifier flick is kicking Joker's ass
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wait, there was a 5th?
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I would pay good money in the theatre if they parody and shit on terrifier. like they turn him into an incel who's afraid of sex and nudity cause of a bad childhood experience and parody zoomers
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>>204995975
>i heard the japs killed a couple of them things over in kikkoman
>uh...isn't that a onions sauce?
>yeah. low sodium.
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>>204995980
are you insane? A24/blumhouse "elevated horror" nonsense is at an all time high, it's the perfect time to spoof it.

there should be a Scary Movie every 5 or so years to parody the current trends of horror, it's the only genre in this industry that's allowed to grow
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>>204995980
Get Out
Us
Nope
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Only Scare Movie 3 and 4 are good because the Jew Team writers with David Zucker and Leslie Nielsen appareances carried the humor.
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>>204996125
This is the thing, it was funny back then but now it's just not the same.
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>>204996139
if you say so
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>>204995980
A24 "metaphor for depression" horror
Blumhouse slop
Netflix drama horror about spooky houses
Terrifier splatterfest
Peele-like racial horror
there's honestly too much to parody, it's hard to decide which one to pick
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>>204996213
rerelease white chicks in theater and watch the millions just flow in. come on do it you coward
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>>204996073
They weren't involved with 5.
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>>204996047
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
And
Don't Make Trouble in South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Are both laugh riots
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>>204995980
The lack of nudity in nuhorror
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>>204996309
>Don't Make Trouble in
don't be a menace to...
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>>204996257
I can only speak for myself
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You and I both know that this will be instantly forgotten like History of the World Pt. II.
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I would pay to watch modern remake of superhero film
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>>204996244
I don't look forward to self aware dialogue like
>run it's a monster that's a metaphor for generational trauma
as the entire joke
peele racial horror also doesn't sound fun to parody. it's either going to be too wishy washy or too mean spirited to be funny
most importantly of all all those horrors lacs icons to slap in the theater seats on the movie poster
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>>204996047
t. zoomer
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>>204995921
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>>204996412
all of these reboots are instantly forgotten
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>>204995921
I hope they roast the fuck out of gay LE TRAUMA modern horror.
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>>204996309
KINOS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
https://youtu.be/ng9LMtcmqNs?feature=shared
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>>204996139
I've literally never heard of it until right now.
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>>204996595
Yeah bro horror was so much better when it was just conservative coded slashers and torture porn, amirite?
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>>204995980
>Is that Annabelle?
>No worse.. its DIDDY!
>*record scratch*
>*cuts to P Diddy holding a box of baby oil*
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>>204996894
This but unironically.
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>>204995980
>Scene parodying Hereditary where the girl hits multiple posts and the brother doesn't cares.
>The Lighthouse scene where a Dafoe "lookalike" says "why did you spill your beans" and then the protagonist says "what" and then he throws a bunch of beans and farts.
>Scene with "Fart the Clown" that threatens to slaughter them but gets disposed of effortlessly
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>>204997080
all of these would make me kek UNCONTROLABLY
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>>204996110
Thank God you're not in Hollywood. You suck at this.
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>>204995980
pretty easy to parody THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR MY MENTAL TRAUMA
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>>204995921
A Haunted House wasn't very good. I haven't even bothered to watch the second one.
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>>204995921
they'll be afraid to make black character jokes
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>>204996894
das rite
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>>204995921
Finally some talent in the industry
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>>204995921
A spoof movie?
In this day and age?
Is...is nature healing bros?
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>>204995921
you can't simply laugh about Hollywood productions, that's a danger to democracy
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>>204997382
That wasn't a Wayans BROS flick, just Marlon
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>>204997576
It signals the end of the woke era
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>>204996960
Top kek
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Will they have balls to parody Jordan Peele?
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>>204998419
they won't, it will be safe spoofing, no rougher than late night show shilling
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>>204995921
SC1 is kino
SC2 is shit
SC3 is actually creepy in some parts and kino
SC4 is a fine 6/10
SC5 has only one good joke, that one with the woman trying to get into the bathroom stall, a total waste of casting Simon Rex
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>>204995921
I have a feeling that they will turn this dude into a sex doll
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>>204996073
the movies went to shit when they left the series
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Will they have balls to parody joaquin phoenix ?
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>>204996125
3 wasn't them. It was Zucker.
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>>204996859
Same, I was like
>there are other 2 of those?
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powerful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noixq246LGE&pp=ygUTbWFybG9uIHdheWFucyB0cmFucw%3D%3D
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>>204996190
>G
>U
>N
Ayo, waitaminut
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>>204995980
Trump.
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>>204996047
Their sitcom is comfy go fuck urself
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>>204999855
that Jew has never and will never be funny.
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>>204996894
They weren't conservative-coded you moron. They copied Halloween's formula with no greater intention than making money. Conservatives complained about horror movies in the 1980s.
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>>204995921
Scary movie 1 and 2 have a special place in my heart. I definitely gonna watch this sixth movie, pirating of course. I won't give money to hollywood and jews. I will pirate it.
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LE WHITE MAN BAD WAS THE KILLER. AND WHITE MAN BOYFRIEND IS KILLED SO LE BLACK MAN TAKES HIS GIRLFRIEND.

Properly will end up being Woke Movie.

Hope I'm proven wrong.

We need some silly shit now and then.
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>>204995975
>I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of mine
same
>>204995980
wut?
only thing released these days are capesloppa and horror
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tyrone c. love KINO
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>>204995921
Scary Movie 1 was kino, 2 was also really fun, 3 was good but I liked 1 and 2 more, 3 had a completely different style. 4 was so fucking bad I felt insulted, so I never watched parody movies ever since. I see no reason to make any more, but if it is going to be made by the same people who made 1 and 2, I might check it out.
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>>204995921
>Marlon Wayans goes on pro tranny rant
>claims the Scary Movie franchise was stolen from them
>this happens
They're playing the game
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>>204999855
Right according to Marlon they wrote the script for 3, the studio fired them, brought in a bunch of Jews to rewrite it.
You'll notice all of the parody film after follow the same shitty joke set ups and as 3.
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>>204997080
>>Scene parodying Hereditary where the girl hits multiple posts and the brother doesn't cares.
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>>205004598
The ones that kiss the ring get to work again
Everything he and his brothers have been a part of either flopped or were too low budget and forgettable to flop
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>>205004793
I want more of those outright comedic "kid gets rekt on repeat" scenes like the kid in the third movie.
>that part where he gets defenestrated by the fan
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>>204995980
It would just be people sitting around in a room having a boring conversation and the a single poorly timed jump-scare after the credits.
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>>204995975
>I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of mine
Based
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3 > 1 > 4 > 2
5 doesn’t exist
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>>204995921
>first time in 18 years
unironically why did they stop making movies?
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>>205005223
based ranking
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>>205005223
2 has the hottest scenes in the franchise though.
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>reunite for the first time in 18 years
Why didn't two brothers talk for 18 years?
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>>204996190
Honestly I’d love to see them parody get out, I like Peele and think he hasn’t let this success go to his head TO much. But the liberal whites who love this movies need to be taken down a peg
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>>204996412
>History of the World Pt. II.
I spend 18 hours a day on /tv/ and had no idea this existed until your post. I honestly thought you were making a joke, but I'm a gullible faggot so I googled it anyway.
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>>204997080
Hahahha
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>>205009354
Not your fault, it was streaming trash that did nothing aside from ruining the joke in the original title and was memoryholed right away.
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>>204995975
only 1-2 are cannon
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>>204995921
Will Brenda be in this one? I hope so.



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