KINO
>>204995921I didn’t even know there was a 5th.I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of mine
>>204995921What would they parody? Horror is a dead genre.
>>204995980a24 horror
The Wayne's Brothers are extremely cringe
>>204995921The 5th one was shit and flopped hard. Why are they bothering with this??
>>204995980we probably got more horrors in the last year than in the last decade, but I agree that there is nothing to parody since none of them has had any culural impact aside for the doll dancing from a couple of years ago and maybe that it remake
So which films are they going to hit? IT and Terrifier are shoe-ins. Probably do them together mixing/matching clowns, maybe with some Joker jokes also.
>>204996073Banking on nostalgia is a surprisingly profitable business
>>204995980BlumhouseA24Revivals like Halloween, Saw, Omen, Scream
>>204996047scary movie 1 and 3 are good and white chicks is kino of the highest order though
>>204996082Terrifier has cultural impact.
>>204995980>he said, as the ultra low budget Terrifier flick is kicking Joker's ass
wait, there was a 5th?
I would pay good money in the theatre if they parody and shit on terrifier. like they turn him into an incel who's afraid of sex and nudity cause of a bad childhood experience and parody zoomers
>>204995975>i heard the japs killed a couple of them things over in kikkoman>uh...isn't that a onions sauce?>yeah. low sodium.
>>204995980are you insane? A24/blumhouse "elevated horror" nonsense is at an all time high, it's the perfect time to spoof it.there should be a Scary Movie every 5 or so years to parody the current trends of horror, it's the only genre in this industry that's allowed to grow
>>204995980Get OutUs Nope
Only Scare Movie 3 and 4 are good because the Jew Team writers with David Zucker and Leslie Nielsen appareances carried the humor.
>>204996125This is the thing, it was funny back then but now it's just not the same.
>>204996139if you say so
>>204995980A24 "metaphor for depression" horrorBlumhouse slopNetflix drama horror about spooky housesTerrifier splatterfestPeele-like racial horrorthere's honestly too much to parody, it's hard to decide which one to pick
>>204996213rerelease white chicks in theater and watch the millions just flow in. come on do it you coward
>>204996073They weren't involved with 5.
>>204996047I'm Gonna Get You SuckaAnd Don't Make Trouble in South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The HoodAre both laugh riots
>>204995980The lack of nudity in nuhorror
>>204996309>Don't Make Trouble indon't be a menace to...
>>204996257I can only speak for myself
You and I both know that this will be instantly forgotten like History of the World Pt. II.
I would pay to watch modern remake of superhero film
>>204996244I don't look forward to self aware dialogue like>run it's a monster that's a metaphor for generational traumaas the entire jokepeele racial horror also doesn't sound fun to parody. it's either going to be too wishy washy or too mean spirited to be funnymost importantly of all all those horrors lacs icons to slap in the theater seats on the movie poster
>>204996047t. zoomer
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>>204996412all of these reboots are instantly forgotten
>>204995921I hope they roast the fuck out of gay LE TRAUMA modern horror.
>>204996309KINOS OF THE HIGHEST ORDERhttps://youtu.be/ng9LMtcmqNs?feature=shared
>>204996139I've literally never heard of it until right now.
>>204996595Yeah bro horror was so much better when it was just conservative coded slashers and torture porn, amirite?
>>204995980>Is that Annabelle?>No worse.. its DIDDY!>*record scratch*>*cuts to P Diddy holding a box of baby oil*
>>204996894This but unironically.
>>204995980>Scene parodying Hereditary where the girl hits multiple posts and the brother doesn't cares. >The Lighthouse scene where a Dafoe "lookalike" says "why did you spill your beans" and then the protagonist says "what" and then he throws a bunch of beans and farts. >Scene with "Fart the Clown" that threatens to slaughter them but gets disposed of effortlessly
>>204997080all of these would make me kek UNCONTROLABLY
>>204996110Thank God you're not in Hollywood. You suck at this.
>>204995980pretty easy to parody THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR MY MENTAL TRAUMA
>>204995921A Haunted House wasn't very good. I haven't even bothered to watch the second one.
>>204995921they'll be afraid to make black character jokes
>>204996894das rite
>>204995921Finally some talent in the industry
>>204995921A spoof movie?In this day and age?Is...is nature healing bros?
>>204995921you can't simply laugh about Hollywood productions, that's a danger to democracy
>>204997382That wasn't a Wayans BROS flick, just Marlon
>>204997576It signals the end of the woke era
>>204996960Top kek
Will they have balls to parody Jordan Peele?
>>204998419they won't, it will be safe spoofing, no rougher than late night show shilling
>>204995921SC1 is kinoSC2 is shitSC3 is actually creepy in some parts and kinoSC4 is a fine 6/10SC5 has only one good joke, that one with the woman trying to get into the bathroom stall, a total waste of casting Simon Rex
>>204995921I have a feeling that they will turn this dude into a sex doll
>>204996073the movies went to shit when they left the series
Will they have balls to parody joaquin phoenix ?
>>2049961253 wasn't them. It was Zucker.
>>204996859Same, I was like>there are other 2 of those?
powerfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noixq246LGE&pp=ygUTbWFybG9uIHdheWFucyB0cmFucw%3D%3D
>>204996190>G>U>NAyo, waitaminut
>>204995980Trump.
>>204996047Their sitcom is comfy go fuck urself
>>204999855that Jew has never and will never be funny.
>>204996894They weren't conservative-coded you moron. They copied Halloween's formula with no greater intention than making money. Conservatives complained about horror movies in the 1980s.
>>204995921Scary movie 1 and 2 have a special place in my heart. I definitely gonna watch this sixth movie, pirating of course. I won't give money to hollywood and jews. I will pirate it.
LE WHITE MAN BAD WAS THE KILLER. AND WHITE MAN BOYFRIEND IS KILLED SO LE BLACK MAN TAKES HIS GIRLFRIEND. Properly will end up being Woke Movie.Hope I'm proven wrong.We need some silly shit now and then.
>>204995975>I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of minesame>>204995980wut?only thing released these days are capesloppa and horror
tyrone c. love KINO
>>204995921Scary Movie 1 was kino, 2 was also really fun, 3 was good but I liked 1 and 2 more, 3 had a completely different style. 4 was so fucking bad I felt insulted, so I never watched parody movies ever since. I see no reason to make any more, but if it is going to be made by the same people who made 1 and 2, I might check it out.
>>204995921>Marlon Wayans goes on pro tranny rant >claims the Scary Movie franchise was stolen from them>this happensThey're playing the game
>>204999855Right according to Marlon they wrote the script for 3, the studio fired them, brought in a bunch of Jews to rewrite it. You'll notice all of the parody film after follow the same shitty joke set ups and as 3.
>>204997080>>Scene parodying Hereditary where the girl hits multiple posts and the brother doesn't cares.
>>205000274>>205004598The ones that kiss the ring get to work againEverything he and his brothers have been a part of either flopped or were too low budget and forgettable to flop
>>205004793I want more of those outright comedic "kid gets rekt on repeat" scenes like the kid in the third movie.>that part where he gets defenestrated by the fan
>>204995980It would just be people sitting around in a room having a boring conversation and the a single poorly timed jump-scare after the credits.
>>204995975>I will admit 1-4 are guilt pleasures of mineBased
3 > 1 > 4 > 2 5 doesn’t exist
>>204995921>first time in 18 yearsunironically why did they stop making movies?
>>205005223based ranking
>>2050052232 has the hottest scenes in the franchise though.
>reunite for the first time in 18 yearsWhy didn't two brothers talk for 18 years?
>>204996190Honestly I’d love to see them parody get out, I like Peele and think he hasn’t let this success go to his head TO much. But the liberal whites who love this movies need to be taken down a peg
>>204996412>History of the World Pt. II.I spend 18 hours a day on /tv/ and had no idea this existed until your post. I honestly thought you were making a joke, but I'm a gullible faggot so I googled it anyway.
>>204997080Hahahha
>>204995980
>>205009354Not your fault, it was streaming trash that did nothing aside from ruining the joke in the original title and was memoryholed right away.
>>204995975only 1-2 are cannon
>>204995921Will Brenda be in this one? I hope so.