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The Man Who Laughs edition

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>>205004678
Everybody talks about the man who laughs but nobody wants to talk about the man who cries.
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>>205004724
We can only live in hope.
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My first waifu was wendy from a 1992 bootleg animation of peter pan
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We're all crying here.
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>>205004885
Unironically, why the FUCK did Tsai do it?
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>>205004850
They just had to wait 6 years, but alas...
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Support /film/makers.
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>>205004966
Because he's gay?
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>>205004966
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>>205005082
You're a cuck who loves Jewish cum.
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>>205005010
Just part of the grift. There are literally no pics of Tsai engaging in homosexual activity. He's a straight man.
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>>205004678
That image convinced me that Nic Cage was, in fact, a great cast in Renfield. Shame about the rest of the flick.
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Its kind of a shame that so many talented filmmakers were stuck filming in Taipei, one of the most boring cities on earth
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a girl invited me to her house to watch movies because i was talking to her about Aguirre, The Wrath of God over the chat. i played Paris, Texas from my external hard drive. We watched the whole movie while smoking weed, i think we had a good time since i was constantly commenting on the cinematography. after the movie was finished I suggested we watch Longlegs and when she agreed I started downloading it from a torrent site, the next thing I knew someone had uninstalled utorrent from the computer, I didn't know why the fuck that happened, no idea. then I start to think she did it, again, I don't know why, so I told her I was leaving, since we couldn't do anything else without the movie.

I'm thinking this girl uninstalled utorrent to get me to leave, but why do this and not just ask me to leave? we've talked a lot in the last 2 days about her life, so I thought she trusted me enough to tell me she was bored of my company.
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>>205005039
This shit is so hilariously ironic it wouldn’t look out of place in the Crumb documentary.
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Taipei > Tokyo
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I'm going to tweet "Free Palestine" at her hubby to see what happens
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>>205005213
Why are you reposting this from /hor/?
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>>205005180
Boring? Looks like the future from my third world POV.

>>205005221
Both look cool desu
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>>205005293
*Based blacklover
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>>205005305
it's my story, i was trying to get some more opinions on this because i'm still clueless
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Mother of the angels is weird
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>>205004850
Would love to play with that pinball machine...
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>>205004850
Based. This is the true queen of /film/.
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>>205005213
>since we couldn't do anything else without the movie.
Are you gay or what? If you're not fucking by the end of the movie, it's no wonder she wanted you to leave.
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/film/ is a pro-LGBTQNAMBLA general.
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>>205005339
Seems fake, but still, the assumption that she deleted Utorrent from your PC to get rid of you is so insane.
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>>205005424
she's autistic. maybe it has something to do with that?
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>>205005213
>since we couldn't do anything else without the movie.
dude
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>>205005446
She's mad at you for not doing the sex to her after Paris, Texas.
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>>205005446
No, it sounds like you're just assuming shit without any evidence. Like, who would really pull off such a plan. Girls are usually much more direct when dealing with men who they don't care for; they just ignore you. Anyway, ask her idk.
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>>205005339
You likely just got way too high and didn’t realize you uninstalled uTorrent at some point. Did you ever ask her about it?

>>205005379
>>205005406
She cute!
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>>205005553
>>205005569
people keep saying that she wanted to have sex with me, but i really doubt that since she recently broke up with her ex and is constantly talking about how other men are interested in her
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>>205005213
Is this a new ebin pasta?
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>>205005629
>is constantly talking about how other men are interested in her
Seems like delusional roastie cope. Idk why they do this shit lmao
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>>205004760
Literally who? Is this some mumblecore faggot?
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>>205005783
Who's that nibba?
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>>205005629
>since she recently broke up with her ex
Just makes it even likelier she wanted sex.
>is constantly talking about how other men are interested in her
Literally just a way of trying to make you more interested by making you jealous. It's a classic womeme trick, come on now. Her thought process behind this signal is that since she is wanted, you should act fast.
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>>205005602
thank you for this, maybe im being too paranoid
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>>205002241
Recently probably Harmful Insect or Farewell Song
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>>205004850
based and true
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AYO
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>>205005814
>Her thought process behind this signal is that since she is wanted, you should act fast.
Makes sense, but how did you acquire this forbidden knowledge. Someone like me is so indifferent to other people that when woman do this on me I just thought that they were trying to flex / cope for self esteem boost lmao

>>205005830
Yeah, probably. No problem though.
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>>205005882
Yo, this nigga eatin beans!
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>>205005783
We're all Fassbinder now.
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>>205004850
>>205005611
nigga how many actresses do you post here
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>>205006094
So far I've counted one.
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>>205005971
My friend, she wants you, go back there and sex her, do it for /film/.
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lil timmy, oh lil timmy...
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>/film/ - women understanders
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>>205006312
You left the message for the wrong man, brother.

>>205006400
I unironically don't look very different from him.
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We're all understanding women here.
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>>205006482
I am retarded. But you too, go out there and sex a lady, do it for /film/.
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>>205005971
>Makes sense, but how did you acquire this forbidden knowledge.
Unironically by just spending enough time around them. Understand that women rarely communicate anything straightforwardly, especially to men they'd be interested in. Anyway, the entire "trying to get a man more interested in me by making him jealous" is really one of the oldest tricks in the book.
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>>205006748
Maybe tomorrow.
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>>205006794
Makes sense, but my gnosis differs from yours in this point:
>Understand that women rarely communicate anything straightforwardly, especially to men they'd be interested in.
There are many exceptions to this rule, I've experienced them.
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>>205006094
A few.
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>>205006885
Yeah I said rarely, not always.
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>>205007128
My bad.
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>>205007178
No problem, friendo.
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>>205001928
Impeccable taste desu
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>>205007262
Kinskibro's origin story is kinda emotional ngl
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I'll show you impeccable taste.
Check this out.
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>>205007339
Qrd?
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>>205004831
>>205005834
>>205007262
That thread is still alive, guys.
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>>205007355
Good taste in men.

>>205007392
Already explained here >>205001928
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>>205007339
I like and welcome him now. Gadonfag can still fuck off and die though.
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>>205007355
His daughter looked so much like him while being super hot, wacky when that happens.
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>>205004966
he's most likely gay
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>>205005783
luca is truly on another fucking level of filmmaking right now. the guy is creating entirely new ways to tell stories about the human condition with every film he pumps out. the painted backgrounds just look unbelievable in this trailer. cant wait to see this, be broken down and built anew
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We're all truly on another fucking level of filmmaking right now and creating entirely new ways to tell stories about the human condition with every film we pump out here.
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>>205008118
are his films actually kino? I've only seen his Suspiria remake, and while I liked it, it wasn't nearly as good as the original. all his other films just look too gay for me
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>>205008211
The superimposed actions for representation of what Craig’s character wishes to be doing in those moments rather than what he is, has to be one of the realest and most effective ways of showing a characters wants or lust. Guadagnino you sly devil, this looks like a masterpiece
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>>205007686
I don't even know who Gadonfag is now as I've ignored him for so long, but I'm feeling like chimping out. My sexual frustration is building.
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>>205008288
>are his films actually kino?
Uh, yeah, Zendaya tennis flick sure is kino.
;)
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We're all sly devils here.
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oh, I see. you're trolling
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>>205008454
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>>205008454
James Bond joins the LGBTQIA+ community.
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>>205008348
>Zendaya
>in something good
see, I just don't believe that. I think you are trolling me as well, sir
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>>205005783
daniel craig went from 'shaken, not stirred' to 'slay, don't play' and im here for it
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>>205008722
Dune is watchable, atmospheric even
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>>205009156
Eh, it's just alright, no need to YIKES.
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>>205008288
Haven't seen any, won't be watching gay flicks or zendaya
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I rewatched this on a plane the other day, and I have to say it holds up pretty well. Feels also like a Wes Anderson movie in some parts, but made by a sperg. A lot of the jokes still got a chuckle out of me as well
>Offtopic
No, it's number 300 on the /film/ canon, so it's on topic
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I watched The Servant by Joseph Losey. It’s about a naive aristocrat who turns into an alcoholic, and he is kind of steered in that direction by his lower class manservant. Pretty good
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>>205009607
The director of that is now making the Minecraft Movie, kek
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>tensions were so strained between Rupert Julian and Lon Chaney during Phantom of the Opera, Chaney is listed as an uncredited director
So he really just directed himself?
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>>205009952
I went to see what he was doing and I saw that. Pretty disappointing. I haven't seen anything he did after Nacho Libre, but I think that is unironically kino as well. I might need to watch some of his other films and see if they are just misunderstood
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>>205010179
I'm so sick of this fucking movie lol... I've watched it like 17 times since it came out, they program it on TV like 5 times a year it seems.
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I'm gonna make a breakout indie hit and in 20 years I'll be directing the Fortnite film.
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>>205010316
>I've watched it like 17 times since it came out
I've probably seen it more than that. I can quote just about every line
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I am in my early 30s now, but since I was around 24, I began balding. The process continued for a couple of years, exacerbated by undisciplined use of hair recovery products, but it has finally stabilized. I am not completely bald, but I prefer to keep my head shaven or closely trimmed. Hair transplants are obviously an option, but I have consciously decided not to fall prey to societal insecurities and instead promote the normalization of baldness.

Of course, there are days when I don’t feel my best because of how I look, but I usually manage to power through. Yet, on those very days, the dissonance is most prominent. Visions of my past self with a full head of hair become all the more vivid, and I start to disassociate from my current appearance. Clothes no longer look the same on me, photos I once liked of myself no longer feel usable, people who know me sometimes do a double-take before recognizing me—the list goes on. If I use my old photos on a dating app, women might accuse me of catfishing. I just feel like a completely different person now. This dissonance is wonderfully portrayed in The Substance, albeit in a different context. A scene where Demi Moore struggles to come to terms with how she looks before a date hits a little too close to home.
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>>205010633
just wear a hat, nigga
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>>205010550
I respect the dedication. I love Superbad, you can judge me about it. Also love Easy A, too.
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>>205010633
Wear a system if it really bothers you. At least until you're 40+.
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>>205010633
>off topic wall text
I won't be reading that shit, good luck
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>>205008348
No way I’m watching a movie starring Zendaya by the hack that tried remaking the best horror film of all time and failed miserably. Call Me By Your Name is probably his best film and it’s easily his gayest, go fucking figure.
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>>205010633
Is this ironic or serious? Anyway, I've also changed a lot, and regret not using past opportunities for sex now. Promoting confidence I think it's the best one can do for himself.
>societal insecurities
I would have said the same in the past, but in reality I think they are people's insecurities. I never liked my crooked dick, but what can I do about it. Jelqing won't help. We can't control that shit, but hopefully we can accept ourselves, I think.
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We're all wearing hats here.
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>>205010945
Anya Taylor Joy belongs in there. She has no talent, man, just ayymaxxing, I guess.
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>>205010977
Serious. I never expected The Substance of all movies to hit me like that.
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>>205010633
I don’t like how much of myself I see in this post
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>>205011022
Nope, but my 22 year old fully bald brother is permahatmaxxing though.
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>>205011089
Movie's complete trash, but I guess I understand you. Hard to accept the changing of times.
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>>205011052
Nah. She got me jerking off TWICE while watching The Menu. Oooh lady..
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>>205011132
shave your head every two weeks and start lifting, newborn gymbro, easy as
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>>205010737
I love Step Brothers too, no shame. Same with Walk Hard and Talladega Nights.

>>205011052
Anya was cute in
>The Witch
>Split
>Thoroughbreds
>Glass
Anything else, nah lol
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>>205010737
Superbad is great.
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>>205011295
Ok, that movie was fun and that was pre buccal fat removal, still doesn't change the fact that she sucks as an actress. I like her irl personality though.

>>205011331
It's not me that's bald, I'm actually stabilized in a Norwood 1.5 state for years now. He actually got ultra bald in like 1 year at 20 years old, and hasn't been able to cope with the fact that his hairline is at like norwood 3 at 22 years old. I only know of this because my mom told me that he told her. And everyone kinda knows by now because he never takes his beanie off. Don't think that he will lift too, as he's a hardcore STEMfag nerdcore dude.
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>>205011461
It is, same with Easy A, giga underrated. She was so hot back then.

>>205011448
I know none of those movies, bro, not the Anya ones, btw.
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>>205004678
The dog in this movie is called Homo the Dog.
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>>205011682
They’re all films from her pre-ghoul era.
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>>205012081
Bucced or not, I'd still fuck her with the power of a thousand suns. Love her. Needs to be in better films though.
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>>205011535
how is this a taboo topic in current year lol, im bald since my 20s and never cared, shaved my head since then but I guess im too confident to care about what people think and most people have a weak mind
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>>205012249
Yeah me too, but that's because I'm a degen I guess. I get so horny near any woman.
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>>205012377
ANY woman?
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>>205012340
I wouldn't say it's a taboo topic, but it's a sensible topic for many. When I started balding I also tried minoxidil for like 2 months before I just said fuck it and went on with the baldness, but many men actually do feel self conscious about their head, specially if theirs has a shape they don't like or they never got to experience their youth fully. My brother never had a gf and still is a virgin, so I guess he got more self conscious than others due to it. And you know, The Substance is the proof that many (maybe even) most people are self conscious of their appearance. I'm not about that insecurity, but I do feel like a failure for other reasons, I guess we're all fucked.
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>>205012430
Woman (18 plus).* Only exception are really fat or anorexic bitches, they turn me off, and I can still fuck with very fat (for other people) bitches.
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>>205005039
Source?
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>Absolutely incredible biblical celestial heartbreaking and heartwarming all at the same time.
What film would you describe in this manner?
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>>205012816
Last Temptation of Christ maybe
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>>205012738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYYAQKiR_bk
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>>205013028
domo arigato
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More like The Gaytard Fraud.
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Joker 2 made me cry...
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>>205004678
Has anyone else here seen an obscure film they enjoyed become popular? I’ve been shilling this to everyone I’ve ever met for the past decade and I’ve always been told “it’s boring” or “it’s weird” then in the past like 3 years everyone on trannyboxd loves it and it gets a criterion release.
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I want to watch Bruce LaBruce's The Visitor when is this motherfucker getting release come onnnnn
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All this off topic posting can go fuck itself along with anyone who posts it
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>>205014386
Why? Inspiring dance scenes?

>>205014532
Never happened with a film, but has happened many times with music and I hate it. I remember when Bladee was an obscure meme laughed at and was my token favorite artist, then it became a famous meme and a respected artist overnight after the success of Be Nice to Me. Same thing happened with My Chemical Romance, in a way.
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>>205014595
You're so annoying man, just let us enjoy life. What the fuck is up with these hall monitors lmao
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This has to be the shittest thread in a while, we have insecure bald fuckers, waifu shit and stupid sex comedies which were shit at the time and are shit now.
On the brightside my Internet speeds have increased so I'm going to watch some films from the charts, oh wait I can't because fucking OP is incompetent.
Would any of you gentlemen recommend me some kino? Preferably Asian
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We're all enjoying life here.
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Can someone invite me to the discord, please.
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>>205014763
try these
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>>205014785
This one gave me a neck fetish.
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>>205014763
Check out Onimasa, Dumontfag2
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>>205014580
I hate festival films for this reason
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>>205014763
>Would any of you gentlemen recommend me some kino? Preferably Asian
lmao stupid lil Timmy
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>>205014770
lmao

>>205014832
Limitedly, but I... who am I trying to con, my life SUCKS!
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>>205014977
yellow fever website yellow fever userbase quit crying
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>>205015096
lil Timmies on /film/ only be lustin after Asian men
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>>205014640
>Why? Inspiring dance scenes?
Arthur's closing statement at the trial, when he spoke about regretting everything and wishing he could just start a new life. Unironically a great film.

>>205014770
kek
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For me it's Yakumo Koizumi (小泉 八雲, 27 June 1850 – 26 September 1904), born Patrick Lafcadio Hearn
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>>205015232
>Unironically a great film.
I lust for Gaga, might check it out.

>>205015248
OG Timmy?
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what are these charts you speak of?
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>>205014532
Yes, all of Tsai' oeuvre
I've been riding his cock for over ten years now and nobody really cared, I return to /tv/ and see these /film/ threads and suddenly everybody here is riding Tsai's cock
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>>205004678
Veidt was a kino machine
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>>205015377
The links man.
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We all have sub four inch members here.
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We're all riding Tsai's cock here.
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>>205015469
Well, at least we know G*doncuck does.
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>>205014865
Why
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I took it upon myself to rid OPs of the links, and I've succeeded. Good riddance.
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>>205014865
what are your qualifications?
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>>205015457
where?
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>>205015532
We exchange dick pics in there
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>>205015560
OP
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>>205015569
How would he know about that if he's not in
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>>205015544
Thank you, bravo
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>>205015560
Sheesh man, how new are you?
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>>205015532
>Why
Cause it would be fun to chat and Im bored.

>>205015556
I've been sneed posting for around 5 years now.
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>>205015620
He suspects it

>>205015643
He's obviously larping, and you're probably him
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>>205015687
meds
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>>205015569
We're already doing that here.
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We're all gay little dweebs here
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We're all obviously larping and probably him here.
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>>205015712
Why? WHY?

>>205015673
Go ahead, chat with us
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i'm him and i'm not larping
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I'm so fucking gay it's make Tsai blush
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>>205015248
>invents japanese folkore
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Come all ye faithful
https://discord.gg/5KuUWbYj
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>>205014925
Watching this, thanks
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>>205015925
That's the old dead shithole ruined by schizos.
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>>205015955
prove your worth to ascend
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>>205015791
Okay, then post an invite link.
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>>205015931
No problem, Dumontfag2
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>>205015971
The fuck you babbling about?
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>>205015975
here you go lil buddy >>205015925
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>>205015975
You need to be 7 inch plus to get an invite, sorry.
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i'm 7 inches if you measure from my asshole
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>>205005213
1. Not bringing a physical copy to her place shows you're a poorfag and no one likes that.
2. It's her place and you're torrenting. She probably got a cease and desist from her cable company and rightfully doesn't want to deal with that annoyance again.
3. Don't make commentaries during a film unless the person you're viewing with is doing the same. Not realizing that implies you're autistic.
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Sub four inch member chads rise the FUCK up!
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>>205016125
I'll measure your arsehole with my 7 inches
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Funniest thread in ages.
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>>205016028
I am but don't want an invite, heh
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Watching Joker foley a douche and jerking off.
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>>205015925
>last message sent 5 days ago
Dead server.
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>>205016278
Told ya. That's the schizo-infested shithole server made years ago. Knew it was dead when anon's started posting selfies and crying about their dating problems there.
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>>205016278
send a new message and then the last message will be from whenever you sent it! genius!
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>>205016278
>>205016326
prove your worth to ascend
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we are all experiencing dating problems here
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Joaquin Phoenix...
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we are all experiencing problems with our little Asian friend Da Ting here
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We're all ascending here.
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Ever get a boner watching a movie?
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>>205016362
>prove your worth
Don't feel like it right now, maybe tomorrow.
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>>205016465
No, WTF
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>>205016465
Happened one time, don't remember the film.
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>>205016491
what's that
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>>205016465
tinto brass
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>>205016492
Seriously?
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Thread feels sub 20 IQ right now, will take a shower then watch some kino. Goodbye bruhs
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>>205016607
bye BREH
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>still attempting to date in current year
Top fucking LEL! I haven't been on a date since around March. Some goth girl from Tinder, we went to dave n busters for like an hour or two, then never heard from her again. I had been ghosted 3 times before that, and by one girl I didn't even meet from a dating app, we were coworkers. Anyway. Fuck that shit. I don't need to have sex, I don't even masturbate anymore, there's not point to doing that. I also don't give a fuck about having kids or getting married. I'm just waiting to die so I can mature my consciousness further in the astral plane, and then keep ascending to other dimensions.
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>>205016607
I'm just horny sorry
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>>205016607
>showering
looks like you're the real sub 20iq here
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We’re all here.
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we're all
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>>205016586
No, I mostly watch coomkino.
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>>205016645
I recommend anal masturbation, no hands.
>Tinder
Got to be trolling.
>Astral plane
Kek, imagine wanting to get stuck on the 4th dimension to be harvested by lower astral entities and reptilians. lmao
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I always jerk off when I see movies starring Salma Hayek
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We
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>>205016731
I need it, too cold in here and my scalp gets flakey if I don't.
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I always jerk off when I see movies
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damn I thought kdrama general was bad
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>205014763
nothing is worse than namefags, don't@me
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>>205016807
Good taste.
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>>205016952
how do you know how my cum tastes
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>>205016897
Sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with my junkie ex friends, but I'll save /film/ in a few hours.
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>>205016946
although this thread was raided by schizos
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>>205017002
It's all the same to me.
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A proper woman needs to project strong sexual energy. Physical. Large breasts. Big meaty ass. Something for real men to handle. The female form is being attacked today. Even on /film/ you mostly see brainwashed bois posting "women" that have bodies like boys. There world will end. It needs a savior. It needs tits and ass. Bouncing. Sweating. Large erections. Sexual power. /film/s for this feel?
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>>205017066
tastelet
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>>205017112
tinto brass
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Member that scene in Wild Wild West where we see Salma's ass through the backdoor in her pyjama pants? Such innocent fun sexuality is nowhere to be found today.
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I like women with clits as big or nearly as big as the tip of my member.
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>>205017112
The films of Sydney Sweeney
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Post your letterboxdses
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>>205017415
https://letterboxd.com/flodash/
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>>205017415
I did once while taking the piss out of Cumgenus. I’ve only rated a hundred something films tho
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>>205017220
I applaud her. She is a true sexual warrior. A warrior of cinema. Of culture. Of humankind. We need a return to healthy sexuality. Appreciation of the human form. Shape and curve. Heaving breasts.
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We're all sexual warriors here.
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We’re all wishing we could just make a new thread early here.
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>>205017719
We're all Sydney Sweeney here
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>>205017415
Fuck off glowie data miner
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>>205017415
https://letterboxd.com/fuchsiadyke/
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You ever fuck a woman while watching a movie? I don't mean just having a movie playing in the background, but I mean actually watching it while drilling her. Once fucked a woman while focusing on Volver. Penelope Cruz helped. Total babe.
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>>205017887
Can't believe some of my real life friends actually follow him.
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>>205017415
Go fuck yourself
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we're all gayniggers from outer space here
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>>205017995
sad
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>>205017480
are you a woman
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You subhumans drool after holocaust victim looking bitches. Hags with men's faces. We need a sexual revolution on /film/. Huge tiddies and large asses causing powerful erections. But no obese bitches. I'm talking about real women with God-given assets. Healthy sexuality. A triumph of heterosexuality. This is what I want to convey in my own films.
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>>205018324
>You subhumans drool after holocaust victim looking bitches
didn't happen
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>>205017415
https://letterboxd.com/supremelemon/
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>>205018469
You are blind. Bauposter is an exception. Most other posters here are ultrafags in denial. The female form needs to be celebrated in cinema. Breasts. Fertility. Life.
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We're all holocaust victims here.
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>>205018632
>Most other posters here are ultrafags in denial.
Who? Name some names, pussy!
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>>205018632
Believe it or not, you sound incredibly gay.
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>>205018632
Not me, I got banned for posting a fully clothed Anita Ekberg. Proves everyone here is gay but me. My ass is in danger right now.
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>>205018632
the holocaust didn't happen lmao
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We’re all Holocaust deniers here.
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>>205018632
>But no obese bitches
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Everybody here is gay except for me.
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>>205018687
Huppert, Farmiga, Harper, G*don, Kinski, Labourier, Adjani, Faye Wong, the list goes on. All weak bitches. Non-threatening women for small men. Men with no confidence. Weak essence. Tinto Brass would not approve.

>>205018745
Deep cope.

>>205018752
I salute you.
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>>205018985
Judging from that list, the only person coping here is you.
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>>205018985
>Tinto Brass
how can a man love the female ass so much, true auteur, we're so far away from the italian cinema right now, they only send us Gaydagnino
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>>205018985
Huppert had an ass, clearly you've never watched Heaven's Gate.
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Give me sexual goddesses! Real women! Sweaty breasts! Give me Debora Caprioglio! Salma Hayek! Ophélie Bau!

>>205019114
Fag.
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>>205019212
Barely a butt. Bau? Now THAT is an ass.
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US hours, I see.
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For me it's Betty Amann
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>>205019269
>Barely
It's a great butt, you're just being an asshole now. Bau is beautiful though.
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>>205018632
>>205019269
This little piggy went to market…
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Alexandra Borbély if we're talking "still living"
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>>205019409
I'm being nice here.

>>205019416
A real slampig, you're damn right.
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>anons here would actually dine from Bau’s asshole if given the chance
I believe it.
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>>205019786
Without a second of doubt.
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>>205019319
just one anon that wants to feast on swine
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>>205018985
I will NEVER apologize for being a small booba enjoyer.
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>>205019982
Like me some itty bitties
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>>205019982
That's the least of your problems cuck spammer
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>>205020165
Let's not pretend you don't drink Jew cum.
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>>205020165
Shabbat shalom
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We're all drinking Jew cum here.
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>>205019335
I'm a Lillian Gish's enthusiast
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>>205020251
easy there, you're showing your true colors
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>>205019982
Damn right.
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>>205019335
Was it rape?
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>>205019982
>>205020099
>>205020406
Unfathomaly based.
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>>205020597
Nah
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>>205020653
Yeah
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>>205020683
Yeah nah
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Shit thread
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I've got the next bake
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>>205020768
gay
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>*makes a whole feature film just to show off her chubby body and hank hill ass in your path*
How do you respond?
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>>205020841
Based.
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>>205020841
Gross
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>>205020841
S&S ruined her reputation.
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I should probably watch another movie tonight instead of just posting on /film/.
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>>205020841
Fap.
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>>205020951
yes
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>>205020951
Are you me?
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NEW

>>205020848
>>205020848
>>205020848
>>205020848

NEW
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>>205020946
Calm down, Louie CK
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>>205020768
Super trash, but hey, we got bored I guess.

>>205020841
I'd slam her desu

>>205020951
Do it, I want to try too; not that much energy left though.
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>>205019335
This nigga gay
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>>205021002
sorry
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>>205020951
yes, a joel haver joint
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>>205020841
It's not big but it ain't a hank hill ass, you blind ass nigga.
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>>205021192
it is tho
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no one's reading, share some cuncun
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>>205016897
NTL is Dumontfag I can tell, same aura
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>>205017415
https://letterboxd.com/sexdawg420xxx



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