Rare Ted OP edition /ftl/ News• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the top of the chopping block• Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two days• Alex and Binx are allies• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205013996
josie
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
Ted is a faggot
TRIXIE MOGS
>no rice>no director mode>no full screen>no tts>no chip>no dontarius>no fatty
>>205015592
>try to sleep for the thousandth time today>five people enter the room
Mom is dead. Don't ask how.
smaack!
total smaack death
BEN GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD THAT HE CAN REDEEM FOR CANDY DURING THE ELIMINATION AS AN APOLOGY FOR LEAVING HIM OUT OF THE TRAILER. MAKE HIM SAY I REDEEM THE GIFT CARD. HE NEEDS TO REMAIN UNTIL TTS. YOU WILL EARN THOUSANDS IN TTS. DO THE NEEDFUL BEN. MAKE HIM REDEEM THE CARD.
Hulusisters.... we won!
Execute all Smaggots.Smack is uglier than sin
If Ted knows, why isn't he calling Sam but his name and Ben by his name?
Post thighs
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rape Ted OP edition
TTS is going to fucking ruin Binx, she needs to leave before shit gets fucked
Cumming in Payton after you pick her up from work at Starbies
>>205015615base
Lebron gonna fuck no matter what
0 self esteem
>quitting dealing with your mom's death to go on a show that isn't even real>get relentlessly mocked by TTS over itabsolutely fucking neptunian. this is going to be leagues darker than S2
>Ian is definitely a sleeperSleeper cell Ian confirmed
Luke is really good at illustration. What a guy
clumsy goblin wife
>>205015582Would LOOOOOOVE to se Teddy getting tag teamed by Daddy Burt an Big Luke
Binx is an actual good person. She deserves success and love
>>205015613ugly
>>205015602
>>205015607>no rice>no tts>no chip>no dontarius>no fattyGood>no director mode>no fullscreenBad
what do you do in this situation?
KILL WHISPERING MIZZY
THANK YOU SIMMONS!!
a must watch classichttps://youtu.be/MCeyotsKF5s?si=IF4KZUZcUwRKD2jL&t=149
>>205015618That's the kind of face that deserves to be seen streaming in 4K on a TCL television.
Simbal...YOU'RE GOING BACK TO INDIA
>>205015674nope
Dubs decides what happens next
>$60THANKS JET!!
>>205015623I want that faggot to stop typing forever, he's an annoying polyp
>>205015660nigga shut up and go jerk off
>>205015621because he knows that's fail RP
>>205015614Smaackitup
>>205015627AAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought the smack thing was a joke but then I remembered all the brownoids here who simped for Tayleigh (before she got creamed by one of her fans)
Did Ted just throw up in his mouth
>symbol>bweh bweh lol
>>205015684
>>205015684keep jet in his crib basement
If she doesn't stop whispering I'm going to fly there, break into the house, and administer punitive rape
>>205015695something funny
>>205015659I was surprised by his instagram. You can tell he has autism and is based
>>205015623
>>205015688they need to edit the text and show them this
>>205015688Nice mockup, where’s this from?
>>205015709who?
>luke steals teds candy>yeah i think i might give luke my candyis this nigga fucking retarded?
Anyone notice how the zesty one claimed he was the most fashionable out of everyone and yet has been walking around in a fucking bathrobe for most of the time?
>>205015695caminos shows up and shuts the show down
>>205015714Yeah and then he swallowed it, faggots make me sick.
>>205015637I think she'll be okay
>No karate segments yetThis shit SUCKS
i'm a little boy
If you could pick one image from the previous seasons to warn the new fish of the horrors to come, which would you pick?
>>205015710look at the power of his arms going back. ted is getting absolutely btfo'd by this BBC BVLL
>>205015709Bant STILL crying about Tay 24/7 lmaooo
Where can I see Mizzy's muff and shartbox?
>ted convincing himself everyone is secretly against him
>>205015709I am a trish/smaack enthusiast actually
>>205015730Hulu where you can watch the first episode of famous house
>>205015727>yeah?>yeah?>hello?>hello?>yes?
>>205015697lmao that's what you get for paying retards for anything
>>205015709Smaacks cute, go fuck yourself.
Which slut was crying over what?
>>205015695Scott Sullivan MMA
>>205015592Is a SIZE QUEEN
>>205015735gay and in love
>>205015602i love that girly!
>MAMA..... WE MADE IT!!!!
The basis for the show is already far better than S2 where they were all MDE fan faggots. Gaslighting them into thinking they're making legitmate television only to find out it's an "alt right" aligned show full of blatant racism and all kinds of other acts of career destroying humiliation rituals is based. And they got cast members that aren't already looking for the door because they know things will only get worse.
>>205015736apparently it's the providence of all zesty niggas to just say some bullshit that never adds up
>>205015730Hulu
>>205015761yes
i really fucking hate ted bros
>>205015743
>>205015688Change text and I’ll get Ben to show them this
>>205015736gay black dudes have massive egos. they're dealing with gay and black ego.
>you need to shut the fuck up
>>205015736He's a gay nigger so he acts like a black woman That's how nigger women dress at home. Complete with the bonnet and all.
>>205015688Bro what
>>205015736he is black and gay what do you expect lmao
>>205015752every time this video is posted it's like looking into some perfect dream I have for my life. If I was actually looking at that with my eyes irl and she was looking back at me like that I would feel like I had gone to heaven.
>>205015695Burt rapes and kills Jet
Alex C should come in as a doppelganger and overshadow Alex B
hearing ben speak like a normal human being with complete sentences is such a relief from jets baby rambling
>>205015688Fake, Singam is there.
>>205015747Are they? I just know the tayjeets turned on her around 2.5.
>>205015688this looks like netflix not hulu lol
>Ted is happy to be Burt's prison bitch
>>205015783i want to shove my head into alexis's ass
>>205015684Go back to my car and look for a paper bag
>>205015710if you were standing behind him and his elbow hit you, it would completely shatter your shin into a million pieces
I wish I could find a quirky millennial quadroon Afro Latinx liberal skatergirl gf who would show me unconditional love and make me a better person like Smaack.
>i dont think I'm gonna have a need to blow this rape whistleSometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious
>>205015709Only browns dumped for Tay. Snack is BWC coded
>BURT GAVE TED A LEGIT RAPE WHISTLE TO SUMMON HIS BVLL IF HE IS IN DANGERHOLY FUCKING KEK
Burt<3
>Burt gave Ted his rape whistleHes actually in love
>>205015660How would the actual Goblin react to her?
I GOT MUSCLE ON MY SIDE >I GOT MUSCLE ON MY SIDEI GOT MUSCLE ON MY SIDE >I GOT MUSCLE ON MY SIDE
do you guys just think about the logistics of this and how crazy it is, like all these invalids just existing in the truman show. fucking binx's mom died and she thinks shes on hulu while alex and burt are stimming. A ticking timebomb til they find out the truth. its so cringe yet so beautiful
>I don't think I'm going to have a need to blow it (the rape whistle)Foreshadowing
Simbal needs to swoop in and take advantage of an emotionally weakened Binx. A crying woman is like blood in the water to a guy like him.
>>205015823Just be black
alex simping for mizzy
>>205015784jet do some work you fucking babyplaying with crusty panties doesn't take all day
>>205015793"and so; he angered the world with his speech, for they rejected the Lords truth."
Ted is a complete faggot
>>205015688What’s the the Simmons thing? Did Sam mention him as a fan service?
>>205015769>Mama, we made it... no scratch that, WE made it!
>>205015813Every hour every dayThey're now in these threads attacking random woman as being TayThey're profoundly fucked in the head and life is over for them
>>205015736Are you gonna try to argue with a sassy black queer about him not being fashionable? you'd have to be an even sassier blacker queer
>>205015835This picture is legit terrifying.
will there ever be a more goranian image?
>>205015831stand
lmao did sam just warn ted not to break the kayfabe
What was that look Ben gave Gold?
>>205015805I miss the doppelganger bit
Why do normalfags go nuts over Halloween these days?
Burt knows he needs the rape whistle, he's heard what the voices are saying about him
>>205015854Alex loves the thickness
>>205015823Holy cute!
>>205015860what?
>>205015823me too...
>ppv has worked flawlessly for hoursI kneel
>>205015688cut the jeet out
Ted is the "Woody Allen-type" Orson Welles hated
Garfield lasagna
Ted calling them out for the bs, whilst trying to be onside and laughing about it.
>>205015784ben mogs you in every way jethit the gas and go to bed baby ftl doesn't need you
Ted>I don't look good on camera>I saw what you cut togetherWhat's Ted talking about here?
>>205015801Completely ruined by that annoying light orb thing
Should Fatty join the tank this season or no? I wonder if they'll even have freeloaders.
Mizzy in confessional, Alex is next.
>>205015868>They're now in these threads attacking random woman as being TayI don't even know what this means
>>205015851Smaack blushes bright red whenever Luke talks to her.
>>205015893he puts my teeth on edge
lets all love josie
>mizzy confessionalfinally, a smoke break
>>205015883you wouldn't get it, it's fun
is mizzy gonna whisper in the confessional?
>>205015907fuck no
Damn, i miss Cole, he was such a goofy ass nigga
>>205015883>these daysIt's the oppositeHalloween used to the biggest night of the year for all ages. Now people don't even go outside
Finally Burt can rub one out
>>205015903the hulu episode, are you even watching?
>>205015903>he doesn't know
>>205015842i'm shocked that it's going this well
>>205015695RICE MUCH?
Mizzy? I seen that bitch pussy!
>>205015866Josie's pants should make a cameo in S3, say on Payton.
what if... one night... they open the front door and fire a gun from inside the house to the outside so its safe and then run away...
I EMPLOY THE NO FOOD FOR A DAY FISH TOY ON THE FAT WHITE PIG WHO WONT STOP EATING
>>205015907Of course! But not until halfway.
>>205015697>he payed upha ha ha haaaaa!!
>>205015873I genuinely dont think soThat was the peak of Goranian content so far. This season is shaping up to be great, but I dont know if we'll reach a shot that great again
>>205015930This. It’s sad.
>>205015921Please do not mention or refer to proto-Fishtank. Soft reset.
>>205015784JET GIVE THE JEET A GIFT CARD TO REDEEM TO PROTECT HIM AGAINST ELIMINATION ON THE FIRST ROUND. THAT WAY HE CAN SAY 'I REDEEM THE GIFT CARD' AND YOU MAKE THOUSANDS ON TTS THROUGH BULLYING THE JEET
wtf is ian doing
>>205015864They think simmons is the editor, they've all shouted thank you simmons. Payton in particular said love you simmons in the confessional
>>205015873no this is pretty peak
>>205015883Sexoooooo
>>205015835>2 weeks from now>ted locked in the cell with frank crying frantically blowing the whistle>burt crashes through the wall
>>205015866Fuck Josie was such nontent.So glad that dumb bitch is not involved and gone forever.
So who's /ourguy/ at this current moment?
WHERE IS BURT?
>>205015922LMAO literally me
I'd make such a sticky mess out of Mizzy
>>205015939it's amazing what can happen when you take jet baby ineptitude out if the equation
where's payton update poster i have an important update to report: she's a certified anus inspector
>>205015695COMPUTER:ACTIVATE
>>205015962Being based
>>205015958hard to believe that image is even real
what's the election bit gonna be? kamala wins?
>>205015817that is literally the hulu interface
Smaack has a lowkey fat ass
>>205015903the hulu teaser. he knows that they're fucking with him when they said "you're a killer!"
does smaack have any allies/friends?
>>205015838>GOBLIN WANTS IT>GOBLIN TAKES IT
>>205015921A child was groomed by a grown man for self-harming and sex on the josiecord.This was all buried and kept hush-hush. Josie knew all of thisIt's only a matter of time the rest of the community finds outTick tock Josiepedo tick tock.
thoughts on Andrew?
>>205015868I dropped Tayleigh for Smaack.
>>205015976always
>>205015977B3 jerking off.
>>205015907Yea, he's a FT staple, but it has to be towards the endHe was pretty decent on bloodgames
>>205015996yea she has me
>>205015976Ian or Alex dependingPeople really want to fuck Luke but imo he's too transparent for me
>>205015976burt. very relatable to everyone on /ftl/
>>205015976Ian
>>205015936I just tuned in. Did they make a fake trailer or something?
Jet, where the fuck is my burrito? It's been an hour.
Getting the feeling this seasons going to pick up a huge amount of exposure either during it or after its over which is 50/50 whether that's a bad or good thing. Good style choice having it not be a bunch of early 20s spergs in a house.
>>205015961thats not funny
>>205015982thank you. i just sat down at my battlestation to commence monitoring
>>205015877I think he just hates that type of person. Weak, self deprecating, and doesn't stand up for himself to an extreme degree.
Why is Bort jorking itshouldn't he be saving his cum for Ted?
>>205015990>kamala was declared the winner but Trump refuses to accept it again>daily civil war news
>>205015903i feel like he was 100% breaking the kayfabe a little there, sam sounded like he was warning him
I was the first poster to get "hi mike"d.
Why did no one post Alexis huge nipple pokies? They're like pierced pencil erasers
>>205016020all rapist, gooning brownoids
jimmy energy but less creepy
post Alexis tits now
is she attractive or not?
>>205016004Seems a little slow, best to keep him on the more simple tasks like food delivery.
>>205015873who's on the right holding their head in defeat?
>>205016004he has potential, kind of fat though
>>205015921no one likes wideback pedophiles
>>205016003Do you guys want to hear about the time when a 28 year old groomed a teenager in Josie's official discord and how it was quickly buried. Not trolling btw.Josie fans groom minors on Josie's secret discordJosie knew about this.Josiepedos are real.
>>205016004cute
>>205015695the real simmons returns
Alex will fuck Binx within the week. Lock in your bets now
>>205015582Who’s gonna have the hardest crash out when they realize this is Sam Hyde’s show for terminally online racists?
>>205015969Burt kills Frank to protect Ted would be a perfect ending for fishtank
>>205016034If I were Alex, I would've taken a deep inhale in that moment and take in the scents.
>>205016004Middle Eastern
>>205016006https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1729124509017546m.jpg/Go outside
>>205016052not.
post mizzy pussy
>>205015962He's about to save Reach.
>>205016022They told them it got picked up by Hulu and showed a quick edit. You should go watch it, best thing they’ve ever done.
>>205015907yes. fatty and frank should excel on a season like this
>>205015891yeahnow they just need to stop heating my cpu and it would be perfectstill better than the wigger site
>>205015995K-kino
>>205016004what's with his eyebrows?
>>205016052Maybe without the whore makeup
>>205015976my nigga burt
>>205015810i hated the ending at the time but in retrospect season 2 was so good
You guys realize after the season is finished everyone is going back to season 1 and 2 posting with the exception of binx and burt right?
>>205016052She's entirely mid fuckmeat
>>205016066WE ARE BACK
SWEATY HOG PUSSY
>>205015833hahahaha
>>205016050he is as much of a sperg as jimmy is but just not terminally online
I actually think Fishtank would be great with a bit more heart and softness, I want to be truly attached to these people and not just mindlessly want to see them suffer
>>205016069smaack
>>205016069Burt 100%, dude is already battling demons.
>>205015976
>>205016066Dubs wills it into existence, expect him on in the next 3 hours
>>205016043hi mike
>>205016050That's just called Jon energy.
>I SAW WHAT YOU PUT TOGETHER!Vibebros... we've been summoned, the shift in the vibes... are getting Satanic.
>>205016029you'll literally kill all of 4chan with laughter and grow your brand astronomically by btfo'ing the jeet. do it faggot.
>>205016052When she takes off the makeup she can be cute
>>205016004why the fuck did ben call him andrew when he introduced himself as jet earlier
>"Mizzy, say into the camera: I don't care if you online haters think I look ugly, my face will be everywhere when I win this!"
Mizzy dancing around her calling simbal a weird indian
>>205016040I'm thinking kino
>>205016062this is 4chan. Nobody here cares about some dude "grooming" a hebe.
>>205016103Hi Mike
>>205016004He seems like he would be a really cool guy to hang around with and chil
>>205016066>it's real
How do I get a Payton gf?
>>205016109Shut up bitch
>>205016062youve posted this like 50 times, no one here cares, go try twitter
>>205016052she dresses like evanescence is still withing the cultural zeitgeist
>>205016080Oh okay damn. I'll have to find the clip somewhere
>>205016069it's going to be jet because he isn't needed at all anymore with ben doing this well
>>205015883What do you mean 'these days'
>>205016052Yeah
>>205016052more than the blonde
I don’t really understand, how did they convince mizzy that the show is scripted and on hulu again after last night?
>t-that’s how you carve a p-pumpkin manhttps://gofile.io/d/kJNr8j
>>205016022Hey bud, here's an idea. If you don't know what's going on then SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH TO FIND OUT INSTEAD OF ASKING DUMB FUCK QUESTIONS
>>205016050Jimmy if he was still retarded but got bitches
>>205015873>early 2000's East European cinema be like
>>205016052n lover
>>205016158retarded
>>205016123Jet fucked up the bit.
>>205016066oh fuck
wtf is up with this niggas skin? He looks like a ork
>>205016136Money and connections
>>205016122no she looks like a tranny Jon Travolta
>>205016103The show is over after s3. Hey will stop paying the mods
>>205016069definitely smack. any involvement with sam is social suicide for her. they're getting sued for sure.
>>205016123makes him seem more retarded. "my friends call me jet."
>>205015660>>205015674>>205015684>>205016034>>205016050>>205016067>>205016103
Binxbros... I'm worried.Do you remember what happened to the last girl who cried and was hugraped?
>>205015784Changed to HULU FORMAT, DON'T BE STUPID, THIS MOCK >>205015688 LOOKS LIKE A NETFLIX SHOW
>>205016176leprosy
what did jet meant by this?
>>205016052Works for me but I'm 43 years old and like her fat thighs and ass. Would prone bone for hours.
MICHAEL LEE BERNARDMICHAEL LEE BERNARDMICHAELMICHAELMICHAEL
>>205016058oliver
based tv obsessed fun having cat lady mizzy
>>205016176roids
>>205016062Please don’t ever stop posting this, anon. Fuck that perp shit.
>>205015743RapeTank
>Alex groveling to Smaak Alex sisters I don't feel so good
>>205015582Payton is confirmed trans right ?
>>205016176he's taking pills to fix that
>who is /ourguy/https://poal.me/fhsm4j>https://poal.me/fhsm4jhttps://poal.me/fhsm4j
if the TTS is coming from an AI, why would they respond to it? It would just be random noise from a computer.
>>205016103
>>205016159my sides
>>205016203is he a big dark souls fan?
I'm drinking and pretending to have friends what about you guys
>>205016158The whole point of the hulu bit was to reframe Sam saying "the shows live" to "the shows live on hulu"
>>205016217yea
>>205016176negroes were the inspiration behind orcs
please tell them they get to watch a movie for Halloween and then let them watch some shitty public domain horror film
>>205016197the difference between jimmy and alex is alex can hug while jimmy can only rape
>>205016217No, she just has broad shoulders. Possibly older brothers?
>>205016004fucking idiot thought jeremy wanted a burrito with only ground beef in it
>>205016198bro that is literally the hulu interface
>>205016217As much as I want to suck her Paycock she is a biological woman with a vagina and breasts and everything
What did Mizzy do to piss off Alexis and La'Ron so much?
>>205016136you don't.she's too high status and young for you
i keep cringing at the indian
>>205015990I think playing it straight would be funnier with the chuds vs the octaroon girl when trump wins
>>205016052She has pixar mom expression in her eyes. They can get pretty crazy.
>>205016213can't wait for rapetank to be back in full force
>>205016176Prep and all his supplements
>>205015873baby steps
>>205015784Hi Jet :3
>>205016226no burt = no vote
>mizzy likes alexis the most>alexis is actively plotting to betray her
>>205015976 Ian
Who is going to poop in the hallway first bros?
>>205016032One of the most overlooked yet most insane S2 moments imoJimmy is such a fag
>>205015784>>205015688Edit out Simbal
>>205016217CONFIRMED
>>205016230Be sure to repost this during good Ian moments
>>205016161It's not like there are replays. Don't be such a HUGE FAGGOT.
>>205016203women are witches. you will see common themes of serpents and butterflies in bdp whores
>>205016241imagine trying to watch a movie with alex
>>205015873Kino
>>205016241yes!
>>205016269sorry i forgot.personally i think he is in another league than the rest of the male contestants
>she's so cute and funny
>>205016252tried to protect ian
>>205016235he was so unambiguous about it last night tho
>>205016227think about it like this, if they think the computer is giving instructions they will follow, if the computer asks for verbal feedback they'll give it
>le obscure internet man twitch normies would never recognize unless they watch xqc hasan destiny or ksi
>>205016259i dunno. the cunts acting all smug about it, then coming out realizing everything was fake and trump is their president is funny to imagine.
>>205016217No she’s just tall and was a gymnast. She was a very feminine grace about her that you can imitate on camera
SAM YOU RETARD STOP HINTING INFORMATION
>>205015697loser paypiggums
>>205016264who's been raped so far? ted, binx, anyone else?
>>205016213I miss when fishtank was just messed-up-looking freaks just scampering around
>>205016302they are retarded, and so are you
BINX CUTE AND FUNNY
>>205016281Yeah I'd let her femdom me
>>205015972>Betty looking like a Holocaust survivor >>205015743>last Japanese holdout at Iwo Jima
>>205016301Why did that piss them off? He doesn't do anything, it's best to vote people out that are threats.
>>205016139shan't, season 2 made me feel sad and I had to tap out a couple of times. I just want to see people be happy and get along while they're being mercilessly tortured with neptunian psychological warfare
>>205016062I literally don't care. Not even a josiepedo. Try twitter.
>>205016281High T Aryan goddess of war
>>205016043I got hi mike'd twice before I knew it was the fucking goblin's name
Serious question: What (if anything) will sam do for halloween tonight?
>>205016281where is this from?
>>205016217That's Ted and she's ftm
Don't get me wrong, I'm bad i don't get to indulge in the delusion of possibly fucking creature, but she's been so annoying since getting this weird BF. He makes very shitty art & doesn't even pay for shit, creature still asks for simp money! In a couple months creature's not gonna be much better than Taylor, something about flordia bitches ig
>>205016281>>205016217payton is the first biological woman on the show in fishtank history
>>205016307>he's actually been furiously gathering evidence for the past houryou are strangecan you tell me how likely it is that binx watches xqc or ksi?
>Main video freezing every 2 seconds I hate the wiggers so much it's unrealFlow still 3 minutes behind
>>205016227Have you been watching these jackasses? They'll easily fall for it. If they don't bite at first, just have Luke respond to it a few times.
>>205016173jet can't role play for more than three hours
>>205016342he's gonna show up as the duke
>>205016043your a cuck poster
>>205016198you’re an idiot that’s literally hulu
>>205016323everyone unironically. the indian is super touchy with them
>>205016320No thats good.
>>2050162413 hour documentary on pakistan with bad audio desync
>>205016307>still seething
mizzy did "we made it" twicewhy are they all doing that
>>205016360>Flow still 3 minutes behindclear cookies and refresh
>>205016307Normies don't know who any of those people are. You are terminally online. Touch grass.
>Mama, we finally made it.. actually, scratch that, WE finally made it, mom.
What's the age of the contestants?Most seem to be early Millenials (28/29).
mizzy has casting couch physiognomy
why do they all keep doing the "we made it, scratch that, we made it" fuck up
QRD since last night? Stopped after the Ian sleep deprivation experiment
>>205016327What I do?
>>205016325jet really wants in on that zoomer brainrot money
>>205016382Low IQ
>>2050163072 years may as well be 10 to social media normies
>third fuck up on the "I made it, scratch that, WE made it"Retards, all of them
>>205016391most are over 30
Burt goes home and sits with his family to watch it
>>205016307odd post
>>205016287TWITTER RETARD TWITTER
alex confessional kino otw
Time for Alex kino.
>>205015873the last week was very boring cause of the downtime due to them decorating the house but it was so worth itit looked really great
friendtank faggots need to be gassed (for real this time)
How stupid can they be to believe this without seeing an actual episode?
jesus christ alex
>>205016394To see just how fucking retarded these kids are
>>205016349Terror is a pol fag
>>205016388A twitch con attendee doesn't know xqc hasan destiny or ksi?
>>205016394idk it's weird though, glad someone else noticed it
>>205016307the average person who watches any of these guys doesnt know who sam hyde is
>>205016176the actual video isn't bad. must be something with a camera recording the tv.
>>205016396It was so over but we are so back, they told them they aired the first episode on Hulu and showed them a preview of it.
The star of the show time
Ben’s been working on the “…no we made it” bit for months.
Kino time
nobody in this house has an iq over 100
>>205016307these people aren't the kinda people that are going to be fed z-tier eceleb drama into their feeds and even if they are by chance they're not going to watch it you fucking idiot
alex my nigga
luke's face when he gets kicked off of 2 reality shows
>rapes your ted
>Momma we finally made it... scratch that, we finally made itAre all these whores brain damaged
>>205016052Like 2010 pornstar attractive.
How the hell are you guys watching the confessionals? Did that many people buy season passes? Should I buy one?
>>205016417who the fuck are any of these people? you're a fag...
>>205016369I told everyone to stfu about taylor cheating and it was gay to speculate and i got a hi mike
>>205016440No.
>should only take 5 minutesyeah fucking right lmao
>>205016396The fish were convinced that the show is real and they're pitting everyone against the jeet
Alex kino in confessional
NOT THE STRAIGHT MANS PRADA GLASSES
>>205016342I think Halloween might be the first fishtank type activity. They’ve been hyping it up a bit.
slow burn
>>205016382they think "scratch that" is for them, not to repeat
Alex might actually kill himself when he finds out.
>>20501638510 seconds now. That's alright.
>>205016349Yeah it's wack she started dating a fan. She was perfect for ME.
Post marissa gill
yeah alex might be top 1
Alex is getting Truman showed for real lol
TRAPDOORSWALLS
Alex saw Tom Cruise jump on a couch and modeled his whole being around it
SEASON ONE WAS HELL FOR SIMMONS>this is kind of like hell>YOU'RE IN HELL! YOU'RE IN HELL!SIMMONS WANTED TO BE FAMOUS, FOLLOW HIS DREAMS, MAKE IT BIG IN HOLLYWOOD AND RECORD A SONG WITH DRAKE (SOURCE: HIS JOURNAL FOUND BY SAM)SEASON THREE IS HEAVEN FOR SIMMONS, SEASON ONE WAS HELL FOR SIMMONS>simmons will return in season 3
>>205016396Sam somehow salvaged his fuck up. All fish are now 100% locked in thinking they're being posted on Hulu weekly (we're "live" as in edited camera held footage being posted to Hulu)
>>205016477I forgot he even exists
I can't believe Alex isn't a plant, they struck gold with his lunatic
>the ears have walls
What happened to Benleaks?
>>205016307there are people that know nick fuentes and dont know sam
>>205016469no. read the OP you dense fuck.
>>205016459Luke is clearly working a job right now, he's gonna be raking in the money from the MDE crew once he says the n word again to welcome them into the true nature of the show.
Alex might take the news worse than Payton or Burt HAHAHAHAHA
>the meths kicking in
>>205016391Early millennial are in their forties dude
>>205015769Burt smiling… sinister
>>205016469https://ppv.land/ftHowever it's 3 minutes behind so that's why you see the disconnet in replies. The poorfags are getting sloppy seconds but honestly they're used to it.
all the ears have walls
The Final 2
>all the ears have walls
alex is the one who has telekinesis, he knows everything already unironically
I'm sorry you guys had to find out like this, but 'she' is rather large.
>>205016349what level of cuckoldry is this
>"production told me" session in b2
When will Jet reveal his true position in production?
alex is so kino>the walls are talking>the walls are listening
>>205016382because 'scratch that' seems like a normal thing for a millennial to say
>>205016470sorry brother wrong post. meant to call this guy a fag. >>205016307
Every season has one golden crazy person
Bros how the FUCK is Smaack so good at sashaying that ass of her it's hypnotic
>>205016419>HURR DURR GO ON TWITTER>>>/out/
alex is dresses and acts like a crack head from 00s
>Alex can’t get over the stealing
>>205016534I wish
PUMPKINCHAN SO SKIBIDI <3 ^_^
>>205016522Earliest Millenial is someone born in 1996.
>>205016530he knows everything but he can't piece it all together coherently
>>205016511Too busy playing a gay director
>>205016502i appreciate your effort
>>205016391the average age is 28-29 yeah, payton brings that down by being 19 though
Insider here, the Hulu contract is not a bit.
>>205016520He will
lmao they don't even need to direct this guy, just put him in front of a camera and let the kino flow
Gonna fold some laundry let me know if anything happens
>>205016307You know the most relevant solo moments of sam's career as of late have been him starting drama with the way more well known person, right? It's a common tactic for hack creators.Find something above 100k views that isn't tied to Idbbbz or Hasan, and it's strictly fishtank shit.
alex feels like a breaking bad extra
>>205016520i feel like alex will love it even more after the reveal, he would thrive with a freeloader like fatty
The ears have walls. Alex is top 3 if he doesn't sperg out or quit.
Alex travels in worlds you can't even conceive of.
>>205016391>Millenials (28/29those are zoomers you stupid faggot
Alex is so fucking good
I think this hulu bit will keep a lot of these people on the show for longer then we think
>>205016530he knows everything accidentally, but doesn't realize the type of correct he is
they think we're thankful... they don't know... they don't KNOW...
>>205016528went in with a hog went out with a hottie neptunian
This has been my favorite few hours of fishtank ever. Most successful gaslight ever? It beats tai being canceled
>>205016525lol this retard paid jet real money
>>205016564wrong lol. those are some of the youngest ones
kek they’re just letting him ramble
>claire namedalex knows
Jon who?
>The people behind this project, they don't knowFucking ominous
HE'S A POET
his endgame?
>>205016564What is someone born in 1995 then? I thought I was a millennial
is Sybol still the target for elimination?
>>205015918>I don't even know what this meansThey're so fucked in the head they can't help but talk about her anywhere they go. Trish streams? They're seething about Tay in the chat while Trish is talking about S3. Abi streams? Seething about Tay. Random woman does something on the planet? "WOW TAY LOOKING ASS BITCH!" They're mentally fucking broken by the fact their dream e-girlfriend getting a boyfriend.Don't fucking bother responding tayseethers, I don't want to read your cope and seethe trash.
>>205016536production told me was only annoying because they'd use it to get out of doing proper pranks. these fish are using it in terms of talking game strat
>>205016396Mizzy pussy flash + they're gaslighting rhe fish that they're trending on Hulu
>>205016396You missed Burt getting up at 4am, going to workout while rambling about schizo nonsense the whole time saying Alex was an actor. Production spooked him with the camera mid workout so he left and ended up talking to Mizzy about Alex being an actor. She said he couldn’t be, and told him about the n word situation.
>in the words of my boy marshall mathers...Alex is a clairebear confirmed
>>205016511Was he the guy who said one of the contestants is going in with the intention of marky posting on Halloween
>>205016578 Kek
>>205016534Why the fuck are her ankles so thick? Is that one of those "fat but lost weight" things that never quite goes away?
>>205016511he's on the show (alex)
alex has that "NIGGERS could be here" energy
>shoutout to Marshall mathers claire and claudia mentioned
my boy marshall mathers
>>205016550I bet it’s so soft too
>>205016602Right, I'm an ESL, my bad.
>Dropkick Murphyswild.
>>205016307What if I told you there are way way way more people who have no idea who any of those people are then do.
>>205016611to finally redeem.
I need to see Alex and Star Power interact
IM SHIPPIN OUT TO BOSTON
>>205016599Easily
>>205016611He reminds me of the annoying Indian dude at my workplace and because of that, I hate him and all Indians.
>>205016599tai getting cancelled i think was funnier but this is way more impressive
what mental illness or personality disorder does alex have? I thought he was just coked out of his mind the first night
>>205016611Scam Call Center Supervisor
>>205016564jesus christ dude
i wish there was an overhead confessional cam so i could see ben and sam standing there while alex is going
>>205016520I think he will take it well. >ohhh you guys got me so good man!
Alex is a GTA character.
>>205016629general shape of her body indicates fat goes entirely to her legs
he's still answering the first question
>>205016525you can't even spell disconnect you retard no shit you pay for this
>>205016591millennial stops at 1995the first zoomers are turning 30 next year
Binx is lying about her mom
>>205016550built for sex
>Psychosis and paranoiaNigga it hasn't even been a week
they're not gonna say a fucking WORD about him doing it again but more concise
>>205016616anyone have a pic to rel?
IAN + SYMBAL KINO IN DENIAN + SYMBAL KINO IN DENIAN + SYMBAL KINO IN DENIAN + SYMBAL KINO IN DEN
I fucking love Alex
>>205016564>spewing shit >I'm right thoughOK retard
What is alex's wife's instagram she is going live on?
>>205015759im not that guy but shes ugly and a poser
>>205016664Schizophrenia
I'd like to suggest Fishtank Allstars Retardgames featuring all former contestants that have identified or could be identified as autistic
>>205016453They’re all midwits around 110 IQ except la Ron who is a normal 90 IQ groid and Burt really is a Mensa, not uncommon for Igbo the high IQ upper class of Nigeria.
Alex's favorite movie is Boondock Saints
Alex browse /tv/?
>>205016629She is fat dummy
>no matter how many fish in the itll feel so empty without megenius
>>205016629cankles
ATTENTION SMAACKHEADS: SHE IS DECORATING B1
>>205016664adhd
>>205015810Was looking for this oneAnyone have that edit with the song and the hard cut to this shot?
>>205016675Someone born in 95 will be turning 30 next year, anon. It'll be 2025.
how will alex react to computer?
>>205016676It's called "acting", anon.
>>205016685wow i've gotta check tha-- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
>>205016671the king will speak
Still laughing at the anon who said Alex is like a character in a movie played by Matthew McConaughey
Absolute fucking schizo kino.
how long will he go if they don't stop him?
>>205016281yeah that's a dude, gonna need an adams apple check. it's tradition after all
>>205016664He's a good actor
>>205016614Ok but you should probably take your meds
>>205016502this is the most schizo post i've ever seen.
Bros is there an tablet friendly stream or site out there? Or Android TV?? I want to continue watching in bed.
>Targaryans can't hang with thisevery fucking line out of this guy's mouth is quotable
reminder there is no delay in the free stream, seasonpassfags just coping with the fact they paid for this shit
>>205016550webm?
>>205016629she said she got bullied for being fat in schoolBUT an anon posted this so it might just be her fat distribution
>>205016664i think he had a traumatic head injury
I've never seen such effortless kino
>>205016446>>205016477>>205016503>>205016616>>205016619thanks gentlemen
>>205016597Hahaha it's perfect
>>205016611To be bullied into crying whist everyone ignores him, then Production show him footage of the scheming in confessional
Kneel
>>2050167254 days
>>205016281one trip to dubai and she would be set for life
#FamousHouse!
>>205016712HOLY CRAP THIS IS KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every time he says Famous House I die laughing
>THE FAMOUS HOUSE, HULK HOGANAlex is fucking awesome, holy shit.
good promo
why is he faggot
>>205016459lmfao
>>205016718yes thats exactly what i said thank you
>>205016098it was mostly good, but they had pretty much the worst final 3 possible
jet is changing history ...
she cute
I happen to know Alex was high at the confessional. He was talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish
WE ARE MAKING HISTORY
are G and Ben even in the room?
>>205015921I would love if she was thrown in a wood chipper
not even xavier's acting compares to the pure kino that alex embodies naturally
Holy fucking shit this guy's insane
>>205016712Just attending Alexs spergout, king. I'll be with you guys in a moment
Please GOD deploy Jon in there
>>205016629could be a heart issue no joke.
Sam must be having a real hard time keeping in the laughter
>alex we asked how you feel about hulu
should I do a couple lines of coke to keep up with alex?
>>205016743Can we get a stage 4 Mizzy plz
>>205016774I want to suckerpunch her in the face
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT
>>205016801kek
>>205016629she was fat and is losing weight bro
>>205016795no shes just fat, its the same shit as trish
The women and gays are talking shit about Luke in Bedroom 3
did they even give him any directions or did he just start rambling?
>THE FAMOUS HOUSE IS GIVING ME A CHANCE>I'M GONNA BE BIGGER THAN HULK HOGAN
>>205016723lmfao
Alex can't be real. This motherfucker is a time traveler from 2006.
he's incredible
>>205016784what do you think xavier is gonna do when he shows up? i can only see something like the Human Moment working
>>205016801lol
The fact that mizzy's pussy is shaved has been the most disappointing revelation this season. A woman should have a big, natural bush at all times.
>>205016804no u dont
>>205016803
Almost 3k season passes. Jet it up!
>>205016792Yes! I NEED to see Burt rape and kill Jon
>SHIPPIN OUT TO BOSTON AYYYOOO
>new viewers are missing all of this because it's behind a paywallis jet retarded?
>>205016812she is* fat
>>205016743it’s definitely just her fat distribution, I’ve known girls like her… they ate like fucking pigs
>>205016821So Alex is the "really funny one" Jet was talking about right?
you know a fish is good when Sam just sits there and lets him ramble kek
alex is jet's biggest fan
>>205016792honestly would be down for this
>alex already knows about the trap doors
>>205016814They're all mad that he hasn't fucked them.
>>205016773no jet is sucking his gas pacifier in his basement cribben saved ftl it's 100 times better now
since its halloween list the most horror movie kino way for smaacks to get offed
>>205016702he listened to shipping up to boston on the drive here. all these rhode island guys must be cringing so hard lmao
I will save Binx
>>205016792They need jon on election night
>>205016802i did my last line of coke at 5:45pm on Sunday. Told myself no more, fishtank will keep me entertained. i'll be buying some on Friday
>>205016824He’s in the basement writing
Where are all my black brothers in /ftl/? Show these white nerds who really control this place
HEY if I switch my site profile pic off of TJ to a free S3 person, do I lose TJ?
>>205016814what are they saying? i don't want to hear that kind of talk
Got the playlist set up and have been enjoying the director restreamers. Hopefully I can fully avoid the site all season
>>205016813Trish's fat goes to her ass and thighs though (good thing) Cankles can easily be a health issue.
Rik Mayal on meth
>>205016828I genuinely do.
MY LATINA BBW
BRO
>my latina BBW
The fuck is this guy on
remember when jet couldn't handle the attention xavier got so he came up with his own gay character?
https://poal.me/m89606https://poal.me/m89606https://poal.me/m89606
>my latina BBW KEK
how is Sam not laughing his ass off right now
>my latina BBW wife>she looks like a barbie doll. a big one.
>>205016676She’s playing it up / has probably never felt a hard death before. If she really cared she wouldn’t be on the show.
My Latina BBW.A big Barbie doll.
married to a latino btw
alex is on top of the fucking world man
SHOUTOUTS BBWS
>>205016877that'd be fucking hysterical
LATINA BBW WWWWW
>>205015970said no one ever
>Still hasn't even come close to mentioning anything relating to the question
>Alex doxxing himself mid schizo rant
>I LIKE BIG GIRLS
>check out my wife
HES STILL GOING!
>>205016883WE UP NIGGA
>see my monkies>see my latina bbwThis fucking guy brosHe is TOO good for us
my latina bbw (green card)
Alex owns fishtank
>>205016898>MY LATINA BBWOH NO NO NO
ol' chubby chaser
Man i love big girls you know what i mean i cant fruuuuhhnt
>>205016842she was fatter
>>205016827tsmt
>>205016502
barbie doll...really
>my latina bbw
dude is he still answering the first question LOL
This is past drugs, this is some chaotic god's power channeling through him
>come see my latina BBW>thats my thang>check out my wife, she's a big barbie dollabsolutely based
>>205016889Saying how he's a follower that's letting Ted spook him out about the candy stuff and that they're surprised a strong looking guy like him would fold so fast and that he isn't as tough as he looks.
>>205016879so is that a yes?
>>205016884yes thats why theres a mission to change your pic. hold fast brother
>>205016849dude needs lasik>you should see my wife, she's a latinx barbie doll
A BIG LATINA BARBIE DOLL
He's going through all the talking points they had everyone else do with no direction whatosever. Incredible
when does claire show up?
Alex is the perfect obnoxious retard that can talk forever. I hope he does well in life.
miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
PUMPKIN CHAN SO SKIBIDI かわいい ( ﾟヮﾟ)
>>205016904Haha yeah. It was a shit Xavier
HOLY FUCK i love this little retard
Alex is the main character of S3
BIG S?! LETS FUCKING GO
>>205016938based lol
>>205016712it was comfy asmr
Same energy
>It's a history changer to be here in the famous house. They are delivering on their promise.>BIG S!
Lol at Ian saying he cares now and he's still lounging but with his eyes a little more open
>>205016948wow, perhaps the most retarded opinion ever conceived on the show. they must really want his dick
Jet is probably howling with laughter
Is it too early to call Alex the GOAT of Fishtank?
Alex fucking rules
>>205016835180k. Jesus
>>205016827and even further
he's still going jesus christ
SHOUT OUT TO BIG S IN THE BASEMENT
>>2050168353,000 x 60that's a lot of gas for jet
is the audio sync shit in the official site too or is it just ppv?
Alex literally can't stop talking
sam has said nothing yet
>alex, the question was "what is your name"
he is fucking insane what the hell, summer style melty incoming
why is payton so talented
>>205016876Binx would be doing saving.
how many times has alex spoke along with Jack Nicholson saying nigger in The Departed?
>>205016968kek that's crazy they almost killed them all and needed /ftl/ to tell them
>>205016969Where’s the anon making a nightcore remix of this
DAMN Smack looking nice.
>>205016996ppv sync is MUCH better than it was yesterday
bro really loves the dropkick murphys
What is the dropkick murphy song he keeps mentioning?
I hope alex's rampant paranoid doesn't fuck him up, he is a natural
>>205016968>CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX JJJJJJJ BINX DEAD MOMVery cool, Aperture
>>205016940ENTERhttps://youtu.be/ThXV6T-Pq9k
Alex could talk to himself in a room for months and never repeat a topic infinite yap machine
>thank you for the rest of my lifethat brought a tear to my eye
>>205016986I can only imagine Ben and Sam trying to hold their laughter
i can't wait until he starts beefing with production
>>205016990>>205016995The house was 1.2 mil
baker
>>205016841dont be a retard watch herehttps://ppv.land/ft
Mizzy fat legs are her only redeeming feature that separates her from the Binx-Alexis total Bogniverse and if you don't like them you're low test
I need a nightly Alex podcast at the bar. He's way better than Shinji.
how do you not burst out laughing in a room with this guy
Alex is the first legitimately mentally unwell contestant
>>205015582>Our boy downstairs, BIG S
This guy is fucking unreal.
>>205017021Shipping up to Boston.
>>205017021it's literally the most famous one
"Ok now say that in a complete sentence"
They should reexplore the entity around Halloween. Also should have given them a mannequin dressed as a shark and then swap it out late at night.
>>205017033GET JON, JIMMY, AND ALEX IN A ROOM
>>205017021shipping up to boston
A flame as bright as Alex will not burn for very long.
>>205016904Jet never did that, haterThis faggot came up with three characters
>>205017045delete this
>>205017003kek. Please deliver more funny jokes
>>205016995Its also late in Europe rn and obviously not everyone is watching. Aka money.
>They've only asked Alex one question.
im fucking dying lmao
>>205017021https://youtu.be/Ldf7T6TlV-o
WHISPERSHIWSPER WSSSWSSSSS its like a fuckin mouse lives here
>>205016923Is he really just the product of addedall. wtf is this energy?
>>205016996better on the leach streams
>>205016784life imitates art
give mizzy a megaphone and she can only communicate while using it
that's the first time I cried laughing in years. I had to turn it off to get a breather
Can some based chad write up a greentext with all the wild quotes from this confessional?
I'll marry emotionally damaged Binx
>>205017045Go outside and talk to real people, also get a wash you stink.
>>205017051burt got there first. also summer come on.
>>205017051If Summer isn't mentally unwell I don't know what she is
>>205017042and the miniseasons already covered twice that!
Alex is the funniest fish they every got. Across all seasons.
>>205017065accelerate
>>205015743Like the fucking Zoltar thing in Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath.
>>205017036Im in tears. He is still going
He's been talking for about 10 minutes, it was once question about hulu or something kek
>>205016986>a faint "it's a great cast" can be heard from the garage between bouts of side-splitting laughter
Bake a new bread
Alex may not have an internal monologue but he sure as hell has an external one
>>205017051did you not watch S2 or what
I feel like if Alex didn't have a mic he'd still just be ranting this shit, to himself
I wish I had Alex's energy, unironically
binx is pretty tight. yeah in the pusy
>>205017042They'll just sell the house and get that back. Or they're renting it. And TTS's aren't even on.
>>205017051>summer
all of this was prompted by asking him what he thinks about the hulu deal btw
Do you think Alex's monkeys ever get tired of him monologuing at them
>>205017101I hope to god he doesn't burn out
>binx is pretty tight
Where we're going, we don't need question prompting
Hes talking to the camera like it can respond
This guy is permanently high.
https://poal.me/fvv1nuhttps://poal.me/fvv1nuhttps://poal.me/fvv1nu
>>205017045thanks man, gonna email her a cum tribute
>everybody in b2 talking about how alex actually ruleshe simply can NOT stop winning
>see, the wall's already talkin'
I like how everyone else needed direction and they just let Alex talk
>>205017092If alex was female he would have some simp doing it like claire did with her shitty unfunny lines
i need to see ben and sam's reaction right now
>>205017042the house has a 3 bay car garage and another separate 3 bay car garage sam is planning to live there after this
No way alex isn't winning this
I really hope Alex fucks Binx on camera, he deserves it.
I haven't laughed this hard since TJ's "life story" answer
The women and the gay continue to talk a ton of shit about other members of the house in Bedroom 2, including Burt and Alex.
>Alex building the library of babel single handedly
Alex has homeless guy at a bustop energy
>>205016801HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>205017012QRD?avjky
Smack's ass is an event.
did they tell mizzy to stop whispering? didnt fucking work if so
>>205017110Awwww sad nobody replied to you in PPV chat?
>>205017128he trained them to listen for food
>>205016919how did he doxx himself?
>>205017129He has adhd he won’t
>>205017045kys
>I'm gonna go to bed tonight...doubt
>>205017050Because most of my brain power is trying to figure out where his incoherent babbling is going
bets here for how long he keeps going
>>205016712>B1it's called the Claire Cave
B2 convo has devolved into the girls calling Smaack a pickme
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>205017150he's begging to be betrayed imo
god help everyone in B3 tonight.
>>205017141I love Jon but Alex for sure.
>>205017117that's good. enjoy the (you).
>>205017098summer put on act because she was upset about being outed as a coalburner this guy is just crazy there doesn't appear to be anything he's coping or acting over
alex has 10+ different conversations going on inside his head
>>205017141too soon
i had a friend who had a drug induced psychotic meltdown, he streamed it for 2 hours on twitch to two people. i watched the vod afterwards. it was exactly like this, along with making random purchases on amazon and occasionally getting violent and smashing things
Alex is like Jimmy and Dumbgay in that he never shuts up but he is significantly less annoying
>>205017177fuck off
i want to fuck payton's swimmer body
>>205017080AN ALEX MONTAGE NEEDS TO BE MADE WITH THIS AND THEN SHOWN TO HIM
>>205017099Bloodgames lost money. They made 22k in balls for bitchtank.
did you guys know that burt wants to be a firefighter?
>>205017045kys nigger
>the group in bedroom 2 call Binx pick me for trauma dumping
>>205017165Does anyone even care about what these people say unless it's part of confessional or a challenge
>>205017146I wish a nigga would, Alex fucking rules
>>205017101I don't think he's capable of burning outThis guy is the brightest and youngest star
>>205015614more like sCUTE!
>can we get another take of that answer
>>205017199(You) can download Davinci Resolve for free and do it.
YEEEEESSSSS FUCK THAT JEEET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>205017178team evil
>>205017206i would like to know what the fish think about each other
>>205017158Kek
I thought this guy said he didn't like adderal
>>205016877just randomly going up with updates and the election map
>>205017192being told it was on HULU definitely triggered a manic episode
>>205017067jet got so envious of xaviers role playing that he tried to make his own character that he gave up on after theee daysjet sucks move on ben is 10000 times better
Whoevers in charge of the den ptz cam, should be executed for avoiding smaacks ass
i have a sneaking suspicion that Alex really loves wrestling
>>205017188He's got 10+ game shows going on inside his head.
>you're just a page in my history book
BAKER>B>A>K>E>R
when will the tier list maker come outor is it just universal that burt and alex are in s and everyone else is in no particular order below them
>>205017205I thought they were talking about Smack
>>205017188certified 160+ IQ genius
>the camera wasn't rolling, can you do it again?
>>205016052She is 100% Jewish
>I think that's good, AlexThis guy is fucking gold. Final 3 for sure.
every once in awhile i go on the site to endorse alex and then i see i already have him endorsed
>>205016968he's coming back
>You're just a page in my history bookFucking destroyed
No asking him to say a canned line lmao
has he even done any lines for them yet? besides coke
NUCLEAR ALEX
>that was incredible, alex
im dying laughing
>>205017241https://tiermaker.com/create/fishtank-s3-17588040
LMAO thought ben and sam left the room what the fuck
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton believes that their elimination priorities are 1) simbal, 2) alex, 3) smaack
The people in bedroom 2 are evil.
Whys everyone afraid to make a thread
ALEX IS PURE KINO
>electric? that's not enough.>NUCLEAR.He is the absolute king of fishtank
>>205017164She’s the type of girl who doesn’t understand the power of her ass
>>205015995Olli was so fucked here from lack of protein. You can tell all the fish were just literally dying of malnutrition at the end there.
AHHH SIMBAL IS SO FUCKING CRINGE.
Which team is evil vs good
new >>205017274
Have they done the poos confessional yet?
STILL GOING THIS ASSHOLE!
how is alex a real person
>>205017233What gave it away? The Hulk Hogan line?
>>205016968Air pump bros were eating good yesterday
>if I had a sword id knight you right now>zues beside me. You know who talos is the atomatron
KINO
>>205017205i think they were talking about smack because she started talking about her own mom right after binx and was crying too, but hers died like, over a year ago
i am talos the automatron
>greek mythology
>electric? nah I'm NUCLEAR>I AM TALOS THE AUTOMATRONLove this nigga
>>205017271shes so smart wow
I AM TALOS THE AUTOMATRON
Sam is so happy with this guy. He's the new Jon.
>>205017286tomorrow or something
>>205017282Bedroom 2 is team evil
>this tweaker shithead referencing Talos
>>205017258he talked for 10 minutes bro
>>205017258He gave them lines already>I AM GOING TO EAT MY COMPETITION>i am talos the automaton
HES STILL GOING AHAHAHAHA
insane Narcissism from Alex
>>205016835That are online just now.. take into account all the others and they probably made at least half a million
Alex is approaching G.O.A.T status
TALOS THE AUTOMATRON
>>205017273what are they talking about? I can't miss this alex kino
>>205017282Whatever is allied with Alex is good. He is TJ and Jon levels of sainthood.
>>205017303https://monster-legends-competitive.fandom.com/wiki/Talos_the_AutomatonIts from some mobile game lel
>>205016923yoooooooooo>>205017083he has to be on meth
If alex will be be able to embrace the chaos there will be levels of KINO we wont be ready for.
>Did you like that Simbal?>UH UH UH UH UHHOLY FUCKING KEK
YOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAWHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
I'M NUCLEARI'M WILD
he's godlike. i'd follow him into hell.
i thought he just wondered into this room on his own and started going on lmao
>>205017359lmfao what the hell
>shuts down samHE'S SO POWERFULNUCLEAR
SO KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Protect Alex at all costs
>>205017311Sam is going to rig it so he wins now. He won
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING LAUGHING BROS LIKE WTF IT'S SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
mizzy is doing furniture impressions in b2
Alex is 100000% joining wigger crew no matter what. He is too funny.
alex is really happy. not long until he says nigger again
>Ben and Sam are now locked in with him
>>205017352 Shitting on everyone from Smack to Ian and I think Binx too. They spoke positively about Alex though lol.
He is the one
>>205017228They need to tell the fish the exact opposite of what actually happens so when the get out they realize Trump won
Alex curing my depression here
I LOVE ALEX. ENDORSE ALEX RIGHT NOWWWWW
>Sorry Simbal, the camera is out of film so we can't do a confessional with you.KINO
>>205016340100%. This is the average white girl in the midwest and wealthier parts of the south. Cumbrained BNWO LARPers online deny this
>>205017359no nigger. its greek myth. hes like an AI contruct
>>205017352prince and one of the girls are constipated, and i think taking laxatives. but they don't want to take more in case they drink
>>205017359Talos is a mythological character. He was a bronze man created by Zues to protect Crete.
smaack cam
Alex might literally be the best fish to ever do it.
>>205015764Is this real?
>>205017460He's going to lose his shit as soon as he realizes he has to follow through on every word of bullshit he's said "off camera" or he'll be labeled a liar, kino
Alex truly is the reincarnation of Xavier with how much he can ramble
>>205015754I lold
>>205017520it's actually a shame he's on a fake show for chuds because he would be a star under different circumstances
>>205017529he went to the gathering with buckingham
>>205017554no xavier is coherent lmao
Smaack's smile is so pretty and filled with light
what the fuck does generational foster care mean
>>205017520But will he be the first schizo fish to have any semblance of self-control when things pick up?
>>205017596right? your mom was adopted and now youre adopted too?
bros.... i don't want smack (my nubian queen) to go through what she's about to go through.
>>205017632tough shit, i do
>>205017596im guessing she was passed from home to home?
>>205017632what is she about to go through? im making dinner and can't watch. will they kill her?
This show is really losing sight of what matters - sweaty hog pussy. I hope that we don't lose that in the mix with all of this meta-fiction.
>>205017587Xavier would play off Alex really well though, I feel like he could direct the torrential yap-fest into something really funny
>>205017713just the fishtank experience in general. she's not built for this and her spirit can't handle it.
>>205017650Wow you're such a badass
>>205016307nigger that was literally the only time he was relevant in the twitch sphere. a 30 second clip xqc reacted to while his 12 y/o chat begged him to play fortnite or some shit.
>>205015873S2 will be remembered as the hell house season. It won't get to this level ever again.
ian's gonna eat all of that
>>205017850unfortunate. maybe they'll get invaded by mde fans again and they'll have to break them.
>>205017956they weren't broken for being mde fans (s1 was half mde fans.) they were broken for being shitty
>>205015613no way that's her
>>205017359>>205017498>>205017514Zoomers are so fucking dumb it's unreal
>>205018076very clearly is
>>205016712decorating with semen
>>205017148how do you know dis ? where can i see the full house layout ?
>>205016052definition of a slampig
Yeah press that Ian motherfucker bitch
>>205015873What room was that? One with the doghouse?
