Best Freeloader editionftl/ News• Alex has not stopped talking since entering the house• The jeet is going feral• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Ted can’t skate (poser)• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the top of the chopping block• Mizzy has shown her ass and pussy in just two days• Alex and Binx are allies• Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the show• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (no audio on premium)https://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205018759
>>205020974good thread
Flow needs a 30 minute buffer pls
When does zoltom show up?
>Yeah, my line is->Nah I don't know my line..kneel for Alex
This better not be leading to his elimination
>do you know your line?>yes...>no I dont know my line
What's this jive about Alex's wife?
PLEASE FUCKING TURN THE DEN PTZ CAM!!!!
WE SMAACK IN HERE
Yeah, I'm thinkin KINO
Mama I made itNah we made it
ian-iggers where's our ian posts?
none of these people can even repeat a line this is awesome
>>205021037She doesn't like that Alex is on fishtank so she is going out tonight to get some strange dick
>>205021037she crashed out on tik tok live saying she's gonna leave him and she called the cops this morning
>>205020974good bake>>do you know your lines>>ya, can i saw im not wasting his time>> of course >> whats the line?
>>205021040smaackity smaack
>REVERSE SHOT
>>205021037she fucking sucks i hope they divorce for alex’s sake
>>205020974>Elimination challenge: Person with the least candy gets kicked off the showThis is not the rules retard, person with the most candy is immune from elimination and the other 11 vote who gets kicked
>>205020974
how much boxing has occurred so far
>>205021040Smaack is exposing so many /ftl/ posters as truly broken hateful people
Where is the blue haired girl's crying confessional after the Hulu deal?
>>205021037She called the cops on the house because she couldn't get in contact with AlexThen she was just streaming on TikTok being a manipulative fat bitch, saying she doesn't need Alex etc. and also said she's going out tonight (probably to cheat)He can do so much better than that fat fucking pig
>we are making history!
Thank you Hulu
>>205021054we're too focused breathing in the content to write some shitty 4chan post
Just tuned in. Alex is such a good guy, he's giving amazing advice to the quiet dude.
Alex's Wife TikTok Livehttps://streamable.com/92k49phttps://streamable.com/ej3ug4
I'M ON HULU
>>205021040>>205021064SMAAKERS LETS GOOOOOOO
>>205021064she been suckin on dat smurf dick?
alex is physically incapable of saying anything less than 10x what he's supposed to
>>205021091beautiful
>>205021061>called the cops? ? ?
>>205021054ready for bed, man
>>205021019The modern day Scorsese
>"yeah, it's unfortunate his dad passed...but people pass every day. my dad passed a year before his." Imagine marrying a fat retard like this. What is wrong with Alex?
>>205021064black btw
>>205021040this is too cute
Chances I can hook up with Smaack after the show? I live in Seattle and she has gained hardly any new followers. I doubt she'll get many orbiters.
>>205020974Alex has gusto. If he wont get mindbroken down the line he will be the best fish we ever had. He has to stop kneeling to niggers tho
>>205021037She's going out to get some dick (Codeword for churros)
I love Ben so much
I miss Naked Hogtank
Hitchcock. Kubrick. Scorsese. Spielberg. Taylor.
before this is over i really want to see ian genuinely mad at someone
>>205021040what is the significance of her blue lip symbology. before she did it with lipstick and now its the shirt. there's something up with that.
What movie is Luke talking about?
>>205021091kino
>>205021064>>205021040>>205021084what sort of untreated mental illness is this?
>>205021079they had to pack all their stuff up in boxes and it took a few hours
Were they right?https://x.com/FishtankChud/status/1851377886944759937
>>205021091That boy got the gift
>>205021075good call, next bake will be updated
>>205021112>What is wrong with Alex?
>>205021102the halloween ghost story challenge with alex is ganna be LIT!
>tfw you can't rape because you're being recorded
>>205021100zamn she freaky!!
Punch this alex nigga ian, no one presses the content king
>>205021112competely souless behaviour
>>205021118might as well just jump off a bridge, that bitch would RUIN your life.
generational auteur
>>205021112He's blinded by his feeder fetish, unironically His father's fortune is going to be gone in a decade because of hoes like this
>>205021112Reminder that this is considered an "above average" woman in America in the year 2024
>>205021118Pretty sure sylvia just had an orbiters kid so
Alex is a Brechtian genius. He elevates reality.
I don't think I'm gonna need a QRD of this scripted scene with Alex cause I'm sure he'll still be talking about it when I'm able to catch up live
SOMEBODY PLEASE GOFILE THE IAN NECK SEQUENCE.Honestly the Ian bits are my favorite, it’s just so fucking funny
Get Sanjaya in the tank to mog the jeet
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sypWlInZ9y8
>>205021132Atlantean symbolism. She's from old mermaid stock.
>>205021098first video is 12 mins, almost done processing
>>205021136You wouldn't get it. She is from a very gay, trans neighborhood.
>>205020974Ben is enjoying making his gay snuff film too much. Burt's inclusion is making more and more sense.
>>205021131i wanna see him show genuinely just one single emotion
>>205021079Burt and Luke have both claimed to be boxers and have discussed it in the yard while lifting, but no actual boxing has happened so far
>>205021128>>205021135>>205021125turns out it was Ben producing the kino all along.
>>205021118Try CHAZ or CHOP
>>205021088fatties are super insecure no surprise she's freaking out
>>205021143i am not going to view the twitter post from an account named "fishtank chud" sorry
>>205021098She breathes so goddamn heavy while just sitting.
>>205021143Sam was. Ben was not.
>>205021098thanks for your effort.
Ian is the most boring contestant I've liked
wooo
I have decided I will be putting on 20 pounds of lean muscle so I can experience this with a cute sweetie. Thanks for the inspiration luke. Just endorsed.
I love sam that is just rummaging through their shit
>>205021084all the hate and death anons are crashing out
Zillow link for the house? I want to see the living conditions of Production
>>205021100TJ in a dress did it better somehow
>>205021173It's high test bro you wouldn't get it
>literally Alex
director ben is so fucking funny man
>>205021143>We found some real idiotsYeah. I think they were right lol
>>205021128Teamsixian
>everyone ignoring Jeremy rifling through everyone's meds
I'm addicted to Smack. Specifically her crack. Her asshole.
alex's wife gonna drown the monkies
>>205021208why are you a fishtanktranny?
>>205021131>>205021190game over man
sam digging through burts pills, lmao
Is Sam openly just raiding Rapeman's bag to see what shit he's on?
>>205021040need her to kick my balls and call me a chud
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM... without me :c
>>205021191great, that sounds like enough excuse for at least 50 hours of boxing content
>>205021098>I'm going to divorce him >So let me make this vid for the whole internet to see saying I'm going to cheat on him
Ian is like Mauro if he was good
This season is so fucking awesome.
>>205021213>he wasn't a MAUROMONSTERpizza chet
Lukebros, as a smaack addict I'd like to form an alliance. She deserves him.
>>205021246KEEEK
>>205021236i am not i just respect myself
Alex's desperation bums me out.
>>205021196it's amazing what locking baby jet in his basement crib sucking on his gas pacifier can do for ftl
Alex reminds me of beetlejuice with his inability to remeber his lines
>>205020974THREAD STOP
i'm not feeling this season
>>205021088Dubs of truth. Also Alex will cure Binx and Mizzie of being Mudsharks.
>>205021143This is about the first batch of people. So only alex and binx apply here
>>205021263This is peak neptunian kino.
>>205021216Smaak made fun of there being lots of skinny white boys everywhere when talking to Burt with the other girls. Never hurts to get as big as Luke bros. It will never work against you. Do it.
alexis is taking a loooooong shower
>>205021213Mauro walked so Ian could nap.
>>205021191need a brawl once hellhouse starts
Hey, thanks for all the advice anons, I really appreciate our talks on /ftl/.
I want Famous House to last forever
just farted and a bunch of liquid shit came out lolyea smack is my favorite fish so far
>>205021265luke can save her from becoming a lonely loser cat lady
>>205021263It's incredible
alex, youre not the director, so stop fucking adding your own shit to bens sceneyou're overcrowding the action
Ian is basically Damiel>sleeps all day>Thats all I can think of actually
>>205021040we love smaack in this thread
>>205021216Experiencing this is somehow much better than it looks. Good luck.
>>205021143sam barely makes a joke and jet gets into hysterics laughing. what causes this
sex with meg
>>205021290shes busy thinking about burt
>his neck toofucking lmao
>>205021143Sam should have used this outfit for jeremy
scrap the reveal and keep it famous house
only way I could see this season being kino is if they "take it from the top" and reset to day 1
ayo can a nigga get the M3U with the director cam????????
that was such a good take
>>205021112feeder fetish.He's eying binx up to fatten up next.
>>205021301same
>>205021301based
>>205021304Alex's improve is better than anything scripted
>>205021304he started spilling about real shit about kicking Ian out so now he's panicking that he can't spend 20 minutes framing it the way he wants to
>>205021304bruh
>>205021272They really need to have only Ben do the producer schtick stuff. Jet is physically incapable of sounding competent.
>>205021326This, honestly. 6 weeks of this would be awesome, it could just be real.
>>205021297*sixteen hours of uninterrupted yapping*
>>205021297Okay good post Anon! We're gonna do that one more time, I'm gonna get a wide panning shot first and when the camera hits you just say the line. Actually move over there, yeah that's a lot better. Okay, whenever you're ready.
>>205020974love how they are making GTA cutscenes with the junkie and the boring latino man
>i did say bruh....FUCK
>action on 3>okay 3 2 …… action
>>205021249sam is too busy to box luke or burt so they wont box this season, unless those 2 get kicked and he can box ted and pretend to know what hes doing
>>205021315>somehowits a true mystery how talking to cute girls is better than watching. a real head scratcher.
alex exhaling air as he walks away smirking
>can't hear their conversationwhy live
>>205021263yeah the wiggers are doing good so far
Hey Alexis, they're trying to film content you fat bitch
Hey, Alex. Thanks for the talk.
>>205021330>the only way I could see this season being kinopearls before swine
>>205021317jet wants sam to like him so bad, to be proud of him to be the dad he never had
lmaof
>>205021330>ah shit, the lens cap was on the entire time
I don't think we've ever had a fish as unanimously as beloved as alex
I NEED THE IAN NECK SEQUENCE ON GOFILE. PLEASE SAAR I AM INDIAN
… we can make it work
qrd on whats going in b3?
>>205021326Honestly this
Obsessed with the way Ben says "two" with his gay voice
>>205021326famous house where they slowly start to fuck with them in subtle ways over the course of 6 weeks could honestly be pretty good. I'm happy with no JJJJJ spam, no fatty, no stein, no duanyay, etc.
>>205021100Post the real one, pussy
>>205021367The body language says it all
>>205021136The fat brown midcord incels found another victim to spend the next year and half gooning to and defending by sperging out at anyone who doesn’t find a quirky middle aged skateboarder as charming as they do
Terrible show Jet.
>>205021367They were talking about movies, Dark City is one of the mentioned ones
LMAO
>>205021337Anon stop, my dick can only get so errect.
today we learnedbinx has a soul, integrity, is honest and smartmizzy needs a megaphone punishmentvance is cool and doing fun as hell shit for a couple months
someone please explain to me how this is funny
Why does she only hang out with the minorities?
who is she talking to?
>*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*oopsies
>>205021393I desperately need her to sit on my face
What's the jeets next play
>>205021191can you imagine what kind of lurid internal reality burt must have. he always looks like he's navigating a machine-scape.I imagine here he is trying to circumvent the collapse of the universe by staying clear of some bad blocks in a geometry puzzle game he's being forced to play in his mind
>>205021374>pearls before swinean apple a day
>>205021263It looked grim last night but they turned it around
fucking nailed it
wasnt smaack a lesbian or something like that? she has a rainbow flag emoji in her ig bio
>>205021402based
>Ian humiliation ritual
>>205021365I meant whatever you imagine it to be like, not the experience of watching it
>>205021337>binx that's an ambitious prawlject, b
>>205021326For real
>lets let them chill in hereKek ian is stuck with alex for the next hour
>>205021413ted, judging by the gay socks
Apologize.
Inspirational.
well done production
>>205021220fr, they're having a really bad time
imagine alex in the attic
>>205021326They won't do that because they want the money from TTS and toys
>>205021413i stare at the feet, those are ted socks
Boys, the scene is over what are you doing
alex is such a bro
>>205021418wait it out.
>>205021409>explain the jokenope
>>205021398drop the webm now
>>205021391
>>205021419He is a skinwalker
>>205021098>https://streamable.com/92k49pAlex Wife full TikTok live is up
IM A LITTLE BOY
>>205021409If it needs explaining it just isn't for you, you should watch something else
>>205021386Hey anon, thanks for still coming here and asking what content is happening. It really means a lot bro. <3
>>205021084That's right, nigger. Hate and death won. Kill yourself.
>Engaged? Engaged to be a fireman!Ted is Tayleigh/Jimmy tier. Everything he says makes me cringe.
>>205021465Thanks anon
>>205021449lmao
>>205021465WOOOF
>>205021409Making them do reality tv show scripted bits that will never actually be used is funny. It's like Kubrik making Duvall do all those takes and using none of them because the shining wasn't real
>>205021472Hi Mike
>>205021337she's a 32 latina, if she hasn't blown up by now it's probably not gonna happen
>>205021449HAHAHAHA
>>205021460I'm a gay guy and am around gay guys a decent amount and he has everything down perfectly
>>205021465thanks bruh
"Alright, well I'm gonna pee"Bathroom cams status?
>>205021386greg farted
do none of them smoke cigarettes
>>205021084Love and lif-ACKK
Turt status?
>>205021427Dude how new are you? Every single girl raised on the internet identifies as bi. Most have only kissed a girl when drunk. And are chad only. Get your shit together
>>205021475two-time
VANITY
Alex is the best person to ever be on Fishtank, following him around on cams is always 100% kino. He's a walking, living, breathing kino machine. They lucked out getting him.
>>205021465alex got himself a nice slam pig there
>>205021386>>205021472Ok good scene guys but we're gonna do that one more time. This time say it with a little more gusto, maybe add an image so your posts get more attention. Alright, take a second, just say the line whenever you're ready.
Neptunian
>>205021465
We all need an Alex in our lives, I was lucky to have one in high school feelsgoodman
>>205021506alex hits a vape, thats all i've seen
>>205021503week 3 =]
>>205021244CK-esque visage here. Neptunian.
>>205021465Her heavy breathing sounds like Roadhog from Overwatch.
>>205021098tldr
Can we fastforward to Burt raping Ted already
>>205021508happening
>>205021488>It's like Kubrik making Duvall do all those takes and using none of them because The Shining wasn't realAmazing comparison anon
>>205021475This nigga TJ looking like a 12 year old wearing his grandpas clothes
>>205021463I think he's too human, shit is on overload for him. processing so many signals at 160 IQ and so much blood flowing to his needy cock fuark
>>205021508It's gonna happen but it's not gonna be rape
>>205021514you people are so fucking dumb
>>205021524i had an alex too, he ended up getting married recently and is really happy
>>205021465qrd?
>>205021465>i didn't like it when i thought that it was going to be in the woodskek she knew about bloodgamesalso you know her head game is just unreal
>>205021524My alex got addicted to meth and went to jail
>>205021439JETTO-KUN..... I KNEEL
>>205021475RIP to a real one miss u nigga
where is binxy
So Alex's wife said she doesn't want to be in the public eye
>>205021514He's the Talos automaton.
>>205021546lel
>>205021562VANITY
>>205021514That was a great post anon, can you do it again but a little faster? And maybe use a different image, maybe one with text so people are more inclined to click on it. Let's do a couple more takes of this post from different angles and then we can move onto the next thread.
>>205021353Hey anons, I've been meaning to tell you something important, it's been on my mind lately. So CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX BURT HAS AIDS BURT HAS AIDS BURT HAS AIDS RUN TED HE PLANS TO RAPE YOU CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX CIRCUMLEX
In this house we love and respect people of all sexualities and genders.
>>205021506the only thing missing is an eternal miasma hanging above every room
WHO IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
PAYTARDS WHO GOT THE LEG SHOT
>>205021514TRVKE
>>205021282It’s going to be a slow burn. Once the fishtank reveal happens and tts is uncensored, people WILL start feeling the pressure.
>>205021503she is smart and got the water running so we can't hear her pee..... damn I wish I could deduce the size of her vagina by the size of the urethra and the water splash sound!!!!
>>205021168>>205021175Perfect....
>>205021565too late. Far too late. She doesn’t this.
>>205021410they're all gay and she's a faghag type
>>205021562ouuuugh fuck im gonna cum
>>205021580Give it time
>>205021465>Marry fat ass>say gamer word 6 days later>Get divorcedLiving the American dream.
>>205021559>>205021556The duality of Alexes
If Alexis is on screen, then my hand is on my cock.There is no exception
Imagine thinking circumflex spam "carries the show"
>>205021581only fatty can pull off the right amount of sleaze
>>205021084>>205021220>You’re a big meanie if you make fun of muh 32 year old free spirit woke retard on this show about making fun of retards because she smiles at the camera and maybe she’d settle down with me Everyone over the age of 30 needs to leave these threads reading your posts make me depressed
>Alexis' fake tits are so scuffed her nips are on the side of her tits
>>205021565doing an instagram live and making a public statement is a great way of doing that, she wants attention.
>>205021562you missed her shitting, but she turned on the sink so you couldnt hear.
snaacksissies, you did this
>binx is the only one wondering why there's candy wrapper on the floor
>>205021537real jet appears
How many season passes do you think they sold?
https://poal.me/zch2swhttps://poal.me/zch2sw
>>205021514yep I'm fully convinced now. he's everything good about every other decent fish, but even when he's doing something that would be annoying or obnoxious if somebody else did it, it's just funny
>>205021577Did we get it? Yeah we got it, thanks Anon, you can head into the confessional in a minute when we get the film for the camera. Good job bro you're a natural.
>>205021609Damn dude relax, take a walk
>>205021565I hope she keeps her fat neck off TikTok live then.
ben directing and alex acting is so fucking hilarious, need more of this
>>205021475>hate and death won>posts the biggest example of love and love in fishtank historybased retard
Did simbals (spelling) candy get taken? I saw he was in there for a second looking through his stuff.
QRD on the "Thank You Simmons" meme? Did they reference him?
>Burt's "smile"
alexis' pokies
>>205021610
ALEX dining room
what the fuck is she doing
>>205021607Pappies, ironically, don't know what is good or not.
>>205021608That's too unbelievable
>>205021475Fuck it’s an eyesore looking back at his grandpa clothes
>>205021465She's perfectly setting up a breakup scenario.ALEX X BINX IS HAPPENING!
Hi Hulu!
>>205021600she done pooping?
>>205021607>TTs tends to carry the showthese people are mentally ill
Claire, how much incentivizing would you need to stream and react to Fishtank once a week? It would make me and probably two other people on /ftl/ very happy. If you don't care about money and would prefer compensation in wine, I will personally deliver it to you.
>>205021488>>205021548The Shining was fictional though
>>2050216071000% agree with this dude. The show is essentially no different from big brother/real world/etc. right now. That's the main thing that makes fishtank different is the audience participation
>>205021584WE NEED A DRAW/PHOTOSHOP/AI FAG TO DO A TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN VERSION OF ALEX.
>>205021635They said the editor is named Simmons
Burt going on another rant about schizo gay shit and the women are yapping about some annoying normie shit
>>205021643looking for candy, also that is her suitcase
>>205021635they said he was the editor
>>205021618?
Smack is the jannie memeI didn't say it, sometome else did.
>>205021607>noooo wheres my friggin vertical bar spam jet how can I enjoy this without dumb niggers spamming shitty unfunny dogshit all day nooooo!!
Imagine how bad this show is going to be when there's TTS ruining it.
>>205021084Why are you brown?
>>205021635>who is the editor working so hard???>his name is Simmons>Thank you Simmons!!
>>205021635Canonically, the Black editor who approved of Alex's use of the n word and edited the first episode of Famous House is named Simmons
>>205021610they're pierced also
>>205021508It shouldn’t have been like this Ted bros… he was supposed to get with Smaack and be sk8rs together
>>205021609What's wrong with being over 30?
>>205021558it's surrounded in woods, and alex said when he saw the house he thought it would include outdoors stuff. but that doesn't necessarily disprove it
>>205021607>profile pictureThat should tell you everything you need to know about thinking TTS is the peak of Fishtank.
>>205021632he’s a planeswalker so it’s interchangeable
>>205020974i want to turn Payton straight with my dick
>>205021643shes on a stealth mission
is that binx's candy?
is this a live thread?
>>205021690loser
>>205021623there were 3k people watching the paywalled confessional a few hours ago. so extrapolate from there. maybe 6-10k
>>205021608He would ruin the bit within 30 seconds and the show within 30 minutes
>>205021638This shit about gums is fucking with me as I try to replicate the states
>>205021040
>>2050216073 days without a fart zone
>los doyers
>>205021607I fucking hate faggot fans like this, I hope they fuck off
what is binx doing rn
updates on payton's butthole?
>>205021665>HANDS OFF THE CANDY, JEET!
>>205021687that face is BOGGED
>>205021687you just KNOW she fucks her prisoner patients
====PAYTON UPDATE===she is startung to get creeped out at how much burt is touching ted
>>205021687>I'm a bratty sub. I like pain
Kek pajeet staring up alexis
>>205021643>>205021668Did Gold take her candy? I saw him digging in her stuff.
>>205021607>tts carries the showIn what fucking world? Its only been good to ask people questions and get them talking but all but ian actually talk.
>>205021118>simping over a fake skater in her 30sSad.
>>205021662The chaotic Fishtank Claire is deadClaudia is a responsible woman who only twitter posts at night and spends the rest of her day giving back to society
Ian is like a house cat
>>205021608he would be great as a harvey weinstein esque character but he'd break it within 5 minutes>ANYWAY,
>>205021709no you're reading the archive right now
>>205021607>>205021661>>205021664>producers announce to fish that they got a contract with OpenAI>introduce COMPUTER>COMPUTER does the TTS and learns from the fish>if COMPUTER says anything weird or offensive it's because it learned it from a fish>they are contractually obliged to leave COMPUTER on at all times
production are going to say that the show is canceled cause of some "incident" and then come around acting all manic and suicidal talking about selling the show to youtube arent they?
>confident in herself>happy>a real skater not a poserWhy is she so much better than Tayleigh?
>stage conversation>after that they start talking for real
>>205021720>jankees lose
did someone get that burt reaction
>>205021687What a gross freak
Bros...
>>205021607>TTS tends to carry itJJJJJ Spam over every conversation is carrying?Psycho Ex Break up 20 times in a row is carrying?they really have no idea what is good. they just think constant noise is peak comedy
>>205021607he's right. i need gaynigger spam.
>>205021702She is straight if you're a White chad
Season 3.5 cast:BurtAlexJosieDumbgayDamielCleh
>>205021717THE 70S CALLED THEY WANT THEIR STUPID DYKE BITCH CUNT BACK
>>205021752>what are these retards talking about?!?
>>205021754that's not hard
>>205021609lol you’re so mad
>off-season>able to make shitposts that farm tons of (You)s>during-season>can only get (You)s if make relevant post or find dirt on a fishshit sucks desu i wish this season were over
Alexis's normal speech volume is yelling, bitch is so fucking loud
>>205021112Sounds like a narcissist. Unfortunately, I don't see Alex breaking away from toxic pigs like this. He's too easy to take advantage of.
>>2050216094chan is a millennial siteYounger people are on tiktok and discord
>>205021662close to zero percent chance she ever streams again, you're just gonna have to catch the 4 am claire tweets
What happened to the other three Fish? We were supposed to be at 15.
alex's wife looks like she fatly grabs a crayon and melts it over her face
>>205021764>Psycho Ex Break upI think jet finally killed this sfx during bitchtank
>>205021398webm pl0x I posted the gofile but missed the chance to record this
NIPPLESNIPPLESNIPPLESNIPPLES
whoever is manning the den ptv can you zoom in on alexis's boobs for like 3 secondsi won't ask for anything else
>>205021759i was trying but idk how to get the stupid lines off my screen this season lol
>>205021687Hnmmggg
>>205021763behaviors like this are disgusting. she's a mother.
Rajesh kind of has the face of a halo 2 brute
>>205021748Actually goodThey're all gonna think alex has been going crazy with slurs
>>205021725many are curious
>>205021783start making OC and actually contributing then nigger.
>>205021783i find i get a couple being needlessly antagonistic
>>205021623This was the first time I paid for it. The Jew tactics worked on me
>>205021731>when you're around me twink you wear the orange gimp mask? you here me, white boy? and if any of these people touch you, you blow the whistle.
>>205021465This just keeps getting better and better. Imagine her coming all the way down to the house hahaha
Alexis showed smaack her nipple piercings under the blanket
>>205021783Can you make that post again but this time add an image, and say it with your head lowered but dramatically slowly raise it? Make sure you look straight into the camera.
>>205021754she is not a skater
>>205021796
>>205021808inb4 they embedded them in the video stream this time
>>205021812>single motherShe's a whore.
Unironically fishtank is advancing the culture. I don't think I've ever seen something like this.
>>205021764p true tho, TTS was only really funny when they're alseep
>>205021112Dude just really loves to eat ass
>>205021609older people have time to kill. stop wasting your youth on this website, stupid nigger.
>>205021607Jet if you're reading this, just make a separate "The Cell" room where the handful of retards can spam music and TTS at a homeless guy while everyone else watches the real show
I invented:-Simmons return-Ian (bring a soft spoken cholo to S3)
How much did they get from investors this season?
Please tell me something else happens tonight.
>>205021772I am the 70’s
Im switching waifus from mizzy to binx
>>205021768why would you need to add "white" to that sentence, are you niggertoned?
>>205021154>caring about camerasNo, he knows if that he will end up back in India knee deep in shit.
is the 'executive producer' coming tonight?
>>205021754She’s cool but everybody is better than Tayleigh to be fair
>>205021840Great stealth outfit, Binx.
>>205021754desu Smack and Tay share that they look and sound like suicide survivors. One whitepilled and the other black/chudpilled
PPV DEN CAM CUTTING AWAY FROM THE PIERCED MOMMY MILKERS WHY JET
>>205021736There were candy wrappers on the ground and she was asking if someone at choclate. Lol sam just eating peoples lifeline
I CANT UNDERSTAND SHIT
>binx randomly starts doing dishesshe's perfect
>>205021853Lol
>>205021748something like this would be the best way. let Ben come up with something, he mogs these other homos on production to hell and back
>>205021783the meta has shifted
>>205021812
They gave up director cam so quickly
>>205021829kek
Burt is not for lewding.
>>205021748this is only a good idea if they actually only let the computer talk about things the fish said. would be a perfect way to break them down
>>205021858he's doing it!
I hope they are taking every one of those voices and building AI voices off them to fuck with them and make them say sucked up shit
======= IAN UPDATE ========IAN IS PARTICIPATING IN THE CONVOALEX'S PEP TALK IS A SUCCESS
ian looks weird up close
>>205021664The problem is when the audience participates the vast amount of it is unfunny bullshit.>JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>205021764>JJJJJ Spam over every conversation is carrying?>Psycho Ex Break up 20 times in a row is carrying?yes
>>205021773>>205021752>>205021775
I never want to see anyone from any previous season again. Season 3 is the gold standard.
>>205021849Unironically a good idea
>>205021815FUCK THAT IS WHERE HE IS FROM
my nigga ian fly as hell
>>205021863What are you talking about?
>>205021607actual retardation the tts is just annoying unless it's questions or insults.
>>205021508>Turd
Anyone else getting this weird ominous feeling? Like I'm viewing something that is going to go down in infamy and destroy careers and ruin lives.
Ian FUCKING won
>>205021854Producer is shoing upIan is waking up
>>205021796I’m guessing they dropped out if there ever was 15. Probably just schedule issues on the contestant’s end.
>>205021664yeah this, I hate tts spam too but if they actually vet it and don't get too jewish about accepting anything it could be fine
>>205021754>hates the n word>comes from broken home>teaches troubled kids artshe is based
they have to break up the den group its such a fucking clusterfuck i cannot hear anything i feel like im in a crowd of 20+ people
>>205021754>real skaterdude you could get better than her in one week of consistent practice
Alex fixed Ian
He has the kolkata cut bros
>>205021783Sounds like a skill issue. I take caps and get tons of (You)s.
>>205021040>>205021064>>205021100>>205021244>>205021311>>205021754>>205021717mulatto tayleigh>>205021562blue tayleigh
>>205021764>Psycho Ex Break up 20 times in a rowyes and the sensual 70s song
>>205021885hes living largehes a social butterfly now
>>205021740With respect to Claudia, fuck that. She should be giving back to me, who stayed up until the wee hours of the morning many times sending her my energy.
>>205021911she really is anti-tayleigh
>>205021664take adhd medicine and also stop watching so much in the first few days.
uh bros we've been exposedhttps://x.com/raesidol/status/1851364226532876410
IanMob we're so up right now
SEX WITH ALEXIS
ian did NOT like the scripted scene kek
>>205021754that's not exactly a high bar anon
>>205021893TSMT
>>205021900100%This is what fishtank was supposed to be from the startHopefully this completely shatters reality tv as a conceptIt's already dying and this has the potential to be the deathblow
>>205021754She’s just the other side of the Tayleigh coin, but thats still basically Tayleigh. You freaks need help
>>205021748somebody make sure jet sees this
>>205021893Agreed. If anything I want each of them to publicly apologise to the fans for failing us and wasting our time.
>>205021912DGFHAJKRHQWJKEHFJSDBJVBJZXKMVBJKDBSWLFBJKBDVJBWDHJBVA,KBVJKWBVJBHVASLKNVM,NFM,WENFM,ENW,MFNSDJKVBNJKDSBGFJWEBGJEBGHDSBGJBWBFEJWEBFWEBMFBDHJBFNMSDBGNWEBFNMWEFNMNNBM,NDNMQWVNDBVQWBNVFQNMVJ>80K AUDIO BTW
>>205021609this but 25+
>>205021690zoomers are completely obsessed with other peoples' ages
>>205021925Ian’s OFFICIALLY here. Game over, man.
>>205021900yes retard, its fishtank, its a gay show
>>205021717Imagine being her landlord and you have to refinish the floors…
>>205021754you’re fucking up already if comparing tayleigh is on your mind
https://x.com/FishTankViewer1/status/1851409922396995828
>>205021900Yeah... All these delusional idiots are likely going to ruin their acting careers. Its great, isn't it?
Do you think they'll have any freeloaders before the fishtank reveal? I don't watch reality tv outside of this.
>>205021687A face and bobs only a jeet could love
>>205021912the bad thing about a group of normies, they all get along far too well
>>205021912There won't be any group chats in about a week. There will be puke on the floors and silence in the air.
>>205021849That's actually a good idea...
Another long work day in the bag. Who's got some new Mizzies for me?
>>205021754>trash subhuman nontent contestant>some weird android phoneit keeps on checking out
What race is Ian because I literally cannot decide. Mexican+white mutt?
>>205021711if its around 6k for real, and lets say 10% are xxl passes, thats almost 500k. theyre funding the houses just from the season passes, thats insane
>>205021935>after what he didthey make it sound like he raped another contestant ffs
>>205021962What acting careers?
>>205021935OH NO WHAT DID HE DO?CHAT IS THIS REAL?
PUT LEXIS TITS BACK IN FRAME
Pathetic
>>205021900Literally every season.
my nigga is born again hard
>>205021923I'm BEGGING you to touch grass
>They're back to normie posting (simply stating movie titles and telling others that they like the movies others named)
>>205021752these burt reactions are hilarious
ALEX B IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
>>205021935fishtank is more progressive for having a character like burt get fucked liberal fa
A toast....to the Ian familia
so who is the "person" coming in tonight?
IAN TURN YOUR NECK MORE
>>205021911>she is a delusional bug person
I wanna flash my nipples to smaack too
>>205021863yes
>>205021935we need to cancel hulu for this
>>205021935>after what he didwoke brainrot is so cringe and unattractive
>>205021985I hate this faggot so much
Sam was so funny even 2 years ago. Why is he so unfunny now. Atleast ever since he started hanging out with stand-up comedians he's been fucking shit.
>They got a fat little rotund kid for ace Ventura jrThe stick will be the least offended by tts
>>205021985>Jimmy wants Burt to fuck himfaggot lol
>>205021985go away jimmy
alexis = milf you fuck when your 23, get an STD scare from, or get an STD fromsmack = high school female best friend, untouchable, basically a bromizzy = fat chick you fucked at a party drunk, disgusted every time you remember itbinx = starbucks worker you flirted with over a few weeks then forgot aboutpayton = wife material, but too good for you, you know she can't handle your true power level, admire from a distance knowing you don't deserve her
>>205021835Its like that joe shmoe show but everyone is the joe but luke
This have TTS in the woods somewhereJet set up tts where schitty was and let the piggies go nuts.
>>205021768You are going to see her completely simping over Luke in the weeks to come
>>205021628>>205021779/ftl/ is a hate and death general now. Fat millennial incels happily exclaiming how much they love funding Sams next sports car to send mid bitches plushies need to go to /bant/
>>205021988it would be hilarious if alex just changed him internally by schizo ranting about being a loser
>>205021935The post comments and similar posts are full of pansie kamala voters asking how Luke could ever be given another chance
>>205021935Life must be so much easier with a jaw and chin like that.
I'm actually enjoying hearing Ted talk about movies and actors rn
>>205021985Fuck this weird freak
>>205021998i missed this... is this true?
>>205021935this is worse than lubecooch
>>205021974i second this
>>205021978>weird android phoneits a 1000 dollar flagship samsung
>>205021900It's just very sort of, there's like a feeling of dread or precariousness. They can actually just gaslight these people. How psyopped will they be after a week or two? How weird will it get? >>205021986people knew it was a bit beforeThese people ACTUALLY think it's on hulu, as it goes on who knows what else they will be made to believe? There is a 25% chance minimum that burt does something to ted.
>>205021900Anything sam touches goes through pain and misery then MAYBE some light at the end. But then more pain
They need to be split into groups of 3 and cast into different rooms
>>205021985I'd buy a season pass if jimmy hung himself from the deck and was dangling on den ptz cam
Whos Luke gonna f word first?
>>205022009Who said this?
https://x.com/JupitersParadi1/status/1851396537340833825
>>205021998source?
>>205021935They need to kick this guy asap if the allegations are true. this type of conduct is not acceptable on Famous House.
>>205021900All of these people want to be famous for no reason other than existing. They had and have no chance of being famous. Getting a few hundred livestream viewers out of this is their best shot, and they don't even know it.
>>205021794You're bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire.
where is sam?
THE CONFESSSIONAL ROOM HAS BEEN GREENSCREENED THIS WHOLE TIME??
Can't find anything about binxs parents dying
Alex rambling in confessional rn
>>205021609big mad
fuck this boring nontent, lets get jimmy hour going chudchads
alex is trillin
U CANT C ME
>>205021935Luke is a real nigga fuck this bitch
is something still happening today
>>205021935>those a10she was destined for greatness, they could never keep him down
>>205021717>>205021754she's a perfect personification of the 80's and has a radiant soul. she's everything i wanted Summer to be before she turned into a soulless bpd demon.
>>205022015>forget about binxI'll think about her a year from now like I do Josie.
alex in confessional
>>205022022>/ftl/ is a hate and death general nowuntrue
>>205021985Jimmy isn’t being invited back. But he will wake up and go to bed each day he’ll get a call or text from Jet
>>205021985sounds like a blast
>>205022052HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>205021955they are all afraid of ped0s
>>205021597Why does a mexican want to get a divorce because of saying niggaDoesn't she know niggers hate spics?
>>205022063What?
it's insane that Jimmy remains the smartest Fish in the tank
>>205021935some fishtank fans are alright
>>205022060This kid will be the next Q btw
>>205022067is this alex or alexis?
>>205021985Retards like Jimmy need to understand that they were just beta testers. Season 3 is the real show
>>205021900Mizzy will kill herself when she loses all prospects and sees her pussy is online
is content over for the day?
>>205021985only time i want to see jimmy and burt together is if burt is beating jimmy's head in with a rock
>>205021632>biggest example of love and life in fishtank history
>>205021935wait, he said nigger on live TV, how is he still not in jail?
>>205021859baffling that it took you this long. bizzy is by far the worst woman in the house, and that's saying something with smaack and alexis here
>>205021609I'm over 30 and I hate Smaack though
>>205022106Alex
>>205022039Don't engage with Iphone fags. They are NPCs beyond cognition
>>205021365okay but can you stand over the bed watching them sleep irl?
I want them to bring Tayleigh on for one day just so Alex can tardmogg her a la Jon in bloodgames
>>205022039that makes it only worse
JETTURN ONCOMPUTER
>>205022070sorry this is a thread about Fishtank, you posted someone unrelated to fishtank and its off topic. This has been the only season so far.
/tv/This ya boy?Fucker's hideous.
>>205022052After he wasn't in the Hulu preview, he was doing some insane coping by saying that production hasn't decided what to do with his character yet.
>>205021935lmfao
people saying "this isnt fishtank" clearly aren't acknowledging they've casted people that would never be on any other reality show ever. the freaks and degens are integral to the show.
>>205022052what's funny about a small indian man flirting with a big nigga like that?
>>205022120I'm 30 and she annoys me
kino in confessional right now
>>205022115letty has grown beyond fishtank
kek Alex is based again
Alex is doing his rendition of the Cole monologue
the middle eastern man
>>205021935Beautiful
>>205022007>>205022010>>205022011>>205022032>>205022044>>205022111Like looking into a mirror isn't it?
>>205022135Steve Bucummi
>>205022015> you know she can't handle your true power levelreal wife material can handle my power level
>GAY PANIC IN THE CONFESSIONAL>GAY PANIC IN THE CONFESSIONAL>GAY PANIC IN THE CONFESSIONAL>GAY PANIC IN THE CONFESSIONAL>GAY PANIC IN THE CONFESSIONAL
>>205022066Once they did the fake Hulu reveal everyone is going to be making up sob crybaby stories to stay
>>205022126>I want them to bring Tayleigh on for one daythey already did
>>205021935don't tell her about what T "boss nigga" J said on season 2
alex is unironically scared of getting raped by burt
Alex calling everyone else a weirdo is BASEDlmfao based, calling Burt a weird fag
>>205021710"loser" millennials mog zoomers tho
What drugs cause this facial structure?
>>205022123>want my phone to be a phone and not a computer I have to maintain >that’s somehow weird
>>205022135Jacob glew up
>>205022067based, thanks for letting me know. The star of the show
>>205021599lmao
>>205022103>>205022138please don't screenshot your own posts
>>205021978Of course she is using an Android...
>>205021700TJ the type of nigga to eat a spark
>>205022124if you look like luke you can do anything you want
NEW>>205022128>>205022128>>205022128>>205022128
>>205022184meth
>>205022138KekThis bitch is about to fall into a rabbit hole
>>205021935Perfect. Thanks the exposure.
is some one saying mark normand is on ncis?also home movies discussion is kino
>>205021912Let them enjoy their night. They are famous on hulu live
wtf happend to the land site ; the cam selection is all fucked up on the right
>>205021985i want to rape and massacre this piece of shit with my cock
>>205022103>>205022138Fucking kek
>>205022115i wonder if mia is still alive
>>205022140people saying that parasocial losers who want to giggle at tts spam. They also are the ones that dox and fuck with the personal lives of fish.
>>205021907agreed, I hate that the counter argument to this is like >YOU LIKE JJJJJJJJJJ SPAM?? ARE YOU RETARDED??obviously not, but tts encourages the fish to talk to the audience which solves the problem of what we're watching right now lol
>>205021900No shit. We know that Burt will 100% kill and rape someone during his lifetime. He's a high functioning autism sex fiend paranoid schizophrenic. He's about to get a cold water splash from gaslight fantasy to harsh reality after crew manipulation then online negative attention. He's going to be gutting and fucking bodies until they jail him.
>>205022053they said to decorate the house for a special person coming in tonight
>>205022184joker venom hidden in burts pills
>>205022118He said, and I quote, "I was in the cheese room, nigga." Clearly he deserves death.
>>205021935Looks like we're in the cheese room now, nigga.
alex yappin again in confessional https://ppv.land/ft
>>205022207She’ll be following the show through rebbit within the week
>>205022193problem?
>>205022222that shit is so cringe
>>205021985I'm going to kill myself. I just hate him so much man I actually want to kill myself right now
>>205021998alex stein:/
>>205022198kek
>>205022138you don't even need a soundbar
>>205022255stop posting that link. if you get that shit taken down i will rape you
>>205022185>Too stupid to operate a smart phone that allows you to do more than watch tik tokAs I said - beyond cognition
>>205021754>>a real skater not a poserwrong
>>205022222you say that like it's a bad thing
>>205021935the crazy part is he didn't even drop a hard R, normieslop reality show viewers are not even human
>>205022053midwit
>>205022142Someone find the clip of her talking about the black guys she's fucked so the simping can stop
>>205022098they were raised on youtube cringe millennials so they think they all act like that and retaliated against the cringe stuff they liked when they were little
>>205022359shes black though so who cares
>>205022222yeah doxxing families and shit is so gay and lame.
what did Alex mean by his BBW?
>>205021963freeloaders are a staple and a necessity for changing up the vibes. would be really weird if they didn't have some lined up.
>>205021849The idea of a consistent separate Cell would always give people something to watch.. Doesn't even matter who they put in it.
Why doesn't Alex ever talk about his wife given that they JUST married? Shouldn't he be thrilled and wanting to bring her up a lot, especially given how much he just word vomits in general?
alex talking about the show likes anything has even happened>this house is CUTTHROAT>this house has ZERO mercy
>>205022176Teej said it with a hard R so he's more alpha than Luke according to Tai
>>205022310I know how to maintain an android device - I did it for 15 years. I just got sick of fucking doing it. Know how much time I’ve spent “cleaning” the iPhone I switched to last year? Zero minutes.
>>205022225also it's the single way to actual torment them, which is supposed to be the point to some extent
>>205021985>DOOD.....BLACK MAN LOLI thought Jimmy was an endless gag machine? Why is he recycling material so much?
>>205021974shes like the new avril lavigne
>>205022388his wife is very fat
Mrs. Alex is a very lucky woman. Alex is the fucking man
>>205022008he hasnt been funny since world peace except for the fallout streams
HALLWAY CAM
>>205022044hanged*
>>205021985Is there any other way to interpret this than jimmy wanting to get fucked by Burt?
How the fuck haven't these people eaten today? I need breakfast, lunch, post-work dinner, and latenight dinner..
elimination?
>>205022579are you fat and/or did you go outside and do stuff today?
>>205022579i just ate my first meal
>>205022616yes to both
who has the photo with everyones headshots?
i seriously hope none of these retards get any money at the end of this. and i hope there are no cash incentives throughout the entirety of this
>the ghouls>not the smaackheadsmissed opportunity
I like it very much when Burt does that thing where he locks in his arms in excitement
>>205022290god i hope that never happens again, such an embarrassingly unfunny guy
What is happening?
What is the challenge?
>you should definitely strangle me
>>205022916I don't actually know if he's coming tonight, but he confirmed on instagram he's going to be on season 3.
>>205022916this
>>205022579what are you talking about, all they do is fucking eat
>>205022579post written by a guy in a mobility scooter
>>205023481nta but eating less makes you more likely to get fat since your metabolism slows down.
