>movie ends
>the ship is full of trees and plants
Imagine being part of the maintenance crew and finding that shit when you wake up.

>>205053418
are you stupid? he wakes up multiple and now they gang up against him

>kino horror concept ruined by shoe horned in feel good love plot at the expense of everything, including plot and reasonable characters
And at the end of it all he gets rewarded for ruining her life and essentially raping her (they hooked up under false pretenses)

what is the use-case of waking up multiple people

>>205053418
yeah,it doesnt make sense.
if you know the ship has serious malfunctions, then wake up the engineer staff and solve the problem instead of waking up your waifu.

>>205053418
Can the pods be opened without waking them up?

>>205053418
I wouldn't wake up any, a robot bartender is enough for me.

>>205053418
He was so beta that if were to wake up more than one woman they would probably hook up with each other over him

>>205053606
They were locked off from the rest, but they did that eventually.

>>205053615
hmm...

>>205053418
Is this film any good? Should I give it a watch? I never even heard of it before RiS'ing the op pic.

>>205053751
It’s incel core kino.

>>205053736
Asking for a friend haha

>>205053714
that was the main crew,the ones who would pilot the ship.
but fishburne's character was part of the tech team as you saw,and he did help.

>>205053579
>false pretenses
That's a stretch
>rewarded for ruining her life
Waking her up literally saved her life. The ship was falling apart and would have if he hadn't woken at least one other person up because he couldn't repair the ship by himself. The captain that woke up they just got lucky.

In the end, she would have been dead so it worked out alright. And she clearly forgave him and they had regular sex anyways so whatever.

>>205053594
harem

>>205053418
I wouldn't wake them up. I would go to sleep, and that's what no one did.

>>205053867
The people that could help rebuild the ship ARE the crew. Everyone else was a colonist, if they just happened to be an engineer or whatever they wouldn't have any access to why the ship was malfunctioning and how to fix it. Pretty sure they needed fishbournes ID to get all that info and the parts. They probably should have woken up more of the crew anyways when they found out shit was going down. Maybe they figured they didn't have enough time but whatever.

>>205053418
Either all the engineers available to find a solution, or a loli harem (and the engineers few years after).

>asteroid critically damages the ship
>computer wakes up some random guy who can't even fix it
>guy who can fix it wakes up by random chance 2 years later
did Boeing design this spacecraft?

>>205053891
i see that working if you wake up women at a progressive interval, with the new wakee feeling isolated

>>205053418
I want her so bad, bros. Please, I'm so lonely. Please.

>>205053579
That's not rape. Do words mean anything anymore? Are we speaking Bangalese right now?

>>205054260
Saar boeing is good plane. Best programmeers my friend.

>>205054260
>>computer wakes up some random guy who can't even fix it
It was a malfunction resulting from the damages.

>>205054254
other way around, get the engineers first and then you can justify the harem because the engineers won't live to see the destination and must carry on their lineage

>>205053751
i walked out 15 minutes in to make out in the car

>>205053418
None, because that's fucked up and murder.

That's why no one liked the movie. Cause he killed a chick for his imaginary crush.

you're telling me a fuck huge fully automated expensive as fuck spaeship transporting hundreds if not thousands of people across space to a newly inhabited planet (on regular intervals as well) has NO way to avoid asteroid clusters? They just are on one automated path and never deviate in case some shit is in the way? Also said space ship has no contingency plans for when shit hits it?

>>205053751
It's good.

>>205053579
gotta hit those target groups

I think if I woke up then I'm doomed, right? With that in mind, it's easy to consider why the guy did what he did. He was fucked, might as well wake a nice girl up to spend time with.

>>205054615
so the spacecraft with thousands of souls aboard doesn't have a mechanism to wake passengers in case of emergency, but yet a random malfunction does? and hibernation apparently is such an advanced procedure that you can't just get back in again, but I guess a glitch can get you out of it no problem

>>205054743
apparently

i got recommended this shit a good sci-fi movie and it only strengthened my opinion that the genre is dead and i should stick to the old novels instead

>>205054743
The odds of hitting any object the size they did is (funnily enough) astronomical. The average size of a particle in deep space is insanely small, anything even larger than the smallest pebble is near zero. So running into a rogue comet like they did (which would be nearly impossible to detect because comets are covered in a thick carbon material that reflects less than 3% of the light off of them and they were god knows how far from the nearest star when it happened) is like winning the lottery a dozen times in a row. They may as well just ran into a rogue planet.

>>205054886
The ship not waking up the crew is pretty retarded. Especially since their were major malfunctions and a massive hole in the fucking engine.

I mean, the ship even has a "we are passing a nearby star, come check it out" when no one should be awake for that message to even exist. They didn't think things through all the way with this movie.

>>205053418
If Weinstein could have her, I don't see why I couldn't.

>>205054886
Many modern planes and ships don't contain seemingly no brain failsafes. Idk why you think people, especially corporations won't cut corners in the future.

>>205054630
May as well wake up anyone in this case, no point of having a harem if it's for everyone.

>wake them up
>rape
>airlock
>repeat

>trip that lasts 120 years
>food is just stored in bins and dumped out whenever
Going to be some stale ass cereal after 120 years.

>>205053579
Wow a real authentic female poster on my /tv/, never thought I'd see the day

>>205055503
you misunderstand. the engineers need 2-3 girls each, given they become unavailable for 9 months you need alternates to rotate to. perfectly logical arrangement I'm sure analytical engineers would agree to.

Film only works as a love story because Chris Pratt is handsome. Replace him with a 5/10 manlet and you have a horror film.

>>205053594
What the fuck is a "use-case"?

>>205053418
What movie?

>>205053519
>trees
It's fucking hilarious how retarded city dwellers are. You can see trees on top of buildings in their 'walkable cities' plans too. Like holy fuck how did someone like that end up drawing when they spent all their time eating paste and crayons?

>>205053418
why would you even need to wake them up? plot hole?

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I would wake up at least 3 and not some old hags like he did. Nothing older than 14 for certain.

>>205054743
The very first scene shows the ship's force field perfectly ramming its way through an asteroid field, it just happened that one of them was so massive it exceeded what the generator could take. Very well made scene btw.

>>205053563
W-what do they do to him?

>>205055873
Great setup for a doujin

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>>205055669
It's possible but it's a pain in the ass to maintain. Pic related is a famous tree on top of a condo in Vancouver. The tree died and each condo owner in the building was assessed $35,000 for the cost to replace the tree as the entire project to replace it cost nearly $600,000.

>>205053579
>essentially raping her (they hooked up under false pretenses)
This has to be bait

>>205053519
It doesn't matter because they're not supposed to live on the ship for very long after waking up.

>>205056176
Upkeep has to be insane. You're gonna constantly be fertilizing, maintaining a biome for it with worms and whatnot, uprooting it every so often so you can flip the soil.

>>205053882
>>205054596
>>205055597
Incelcore posting
Imagine if you would for one second in your pea sized brains what would happen if the roles were reversed.
>go to cryosleep, expect to wake up in the new colony with thousands of other humans
>maybe you have a wife or girlfriend, maybe even kids and a family waiting for you
>you find out a fat black chick with horrible acne woke up early and thought "he cute" so she woke you up ruining your life and ensuring you never see your family again
>she lies to you about the circumstances of your waking up
You saying you'd have no problem with that?

>>205055113
>I mean, the ship even has a "we are passing a nearby star, come check it out" when no one should be awake for that message to even exist.
But the ship initiated the admission/orientation procedure when the guy accidentaly woke up, starting from here it did take in account at least one active passenger. Hence why the barman was activated too I guess.

>>205056328
She’d probably lose a ton of weight on the ship’s slop.

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>>205055669
umm sweaty it's easier that you think

>>205056015
It's boggling to me that their advanced OS or whatever is automating the ship can't tell that there is a gaping ass hole in the hull that breached into whatever generator is running the entire thing and won't immediately wake up every crew member that can help.

>>205055650
>What movie?
Passengers (2016)

>Become crew on on a sleeper ship
>Do one (1) tour
>You are now 500 to 1000 years in the future from the time you were born

>>205056176
You could have the entire condo board killed for cheaper.

>>205056394
Cities that force you to navigate forests to get to work would be fun.

>>205056487
Jobs like that probably attract people who want a new life and take their family with them. The crew probably have all their spouse/children along for ride.

>>205056328
>gigastacey wakes me up because she's lonely
>bang her relentlessly
>she tells me the truth
>probably better life than I would have had with a bunch of shitty colonists anyways
>turns out the ship would have blown up anyways if she didn't wake me up so I would have fucking died
>get back to bangin'
Everything worked out in the end. Where's the problem?

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>>205056328
You've never found yourself attracted to a woman who you initially didn't think much about but over time she grew on you?

>>205056394
anon thats an abandoned city and all those rooftop plants have probably completely destroyed the integrity of those buildings

>>205056504
Unfortunately it is a city requirement. When the building was proposed to the city, having a tree on the roof was one of the things they used to help get it approved. The city wasn't stupid enough to not put a permanent requirement on the building for the tree to be there because they know most developers would have gotten rid of it the first second they legally could. Without the tree, they would have had to do something else "socially responsible" like sell a certain percentage of the units at below cost to poor people. Cities like Vancouver have lots of these social impact type rules that drive up costs.
>>205056584
The problem is that you're just a character in still sleeping gigastacey's worst nightmare.

>>205056408
Well the premise is that the crash caused a chain reaction of malfunctions, it could include the OS.

>>205056773
So show me their rubble

>>205056837
A single tree isn't going to do shit for the environment tho. Fuck, the maintenance is probably worse to it than just removing the tree. If you want it for appearances sake, just install a fake tree. I doubt city officials are going to be inspecting it closely anyway.

>>205056773
>completely destroyed the integrity of those buildings
the are not made in accordance with american sticks&cardboard building standards, they can withstand direct hit with cruising missiles

>>205056556
Doubt it, they dedicated a whole scene to how "corporation bad".
The crew did look young, so maybe they are mostly unmarried men and women.
Slower Than Light interstellar civilizations are an interesting concept but a pain in the ass to explore in a hard Sci-Fi setting

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>>205056995
>I doubt city officials are going to be inspecting it closely anyway.
LOL, you are insanely wrong. It's one of the most photographed parts of the city and filled with snitches that would love a chance to get a scalp of someone who tried to break the rules. You're right about it being all about image rather than substance, but completely wrong about the possibility of getting away with faking it.

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>>205054735
>That's why no one liked the movie. Cause he killed a chick for his imaginary crush.


i remember women being butthurt about muh toxic male movie. yeah right... as if women wouldn't have woken up someone immediately. Like literally the same day they would have freaked out and tried to wake someone up. They would not have even thought about "omg if he cant get us back to sleep he will be doomed like me". I guarantee you it would not have crossed a womans mind whatsoever. In fact if the first guy a woman woke up would say he doesnt know how to fix this, the same women would have pressured the guy to wake another person up in the hopes of fixing it.

Their excuse would have been "EXCUSE ME! My pod was broken, what do expect me to do? Just die alone?"

>>205054735
He literally gave her a choice to go back to sleep after they saved everyone's lives. She said no. Are you retarded or something?

>>205056534
>fun
i remember a real life story how some girl got attacked by a bear somewhere in siberia while doing exactly that. She didnt survive.

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wake them up?

>>205057414
does it feel good to get that off your chest, anon?

>>205053418
Honestly the moral thing to do would be to assess the situation enjoy yourself for maybe a year at most and then put yourself out the airlock

Now what I would do is wake up that damn captain and he's got some explaining to do and if he can't fix it we can both go out the f****** airlock but no I wouldn't wake anyone up that's just a death sentence

>>205057163
>The crew did look young,
What crew? We only see Morpheus no?

>>205057676
I wouldn't wake up any passenger I mean I would probably wake up the whole day I'm crew it's their company's fault so it's their fault they can all f****** die leave a few to pilot the ship for the passengers but it's probably autopilot anyway

>>205057527
That's just the hustle and bustle of the forest city. Adapt or die.

>>205053418
The cutest 14 yo

>>205057772
btw bears dont care if you live or die before they start eating you :)

Why didn't they have kids?

>>205053519
Clean it up!

>>205055509
These are a+ upstanding citizens genuinely good people a thought like that will never cross her mind in a million years he only opened his dream girl's pod because he was too cowardly to kill herself or live the rest of his life in solitary confinement

>>205056328
>fat black chick with horrible acne
It's Chris Pratt though, not that.

>>205058061
>solitary confinement
There's Arthur, he's not alone.

>>205053579
Go watch Pandorum

>>205058203
All right Arthur listen I know you're a bartender robot but I need you to grab my cock....

>>205057742
At the end, some crew members show up to look at the tree.

>>205058203
If that's what he chose to do the movie would have turned into The shining real quick

>A nigger?? Author

>>205055669
>You can see trees on top of buildings in their 'walkable cities' plans too.
Trees will literally grow in the tiniest patches of dirt in cracks on windy mountains, but apparently planting them on houses is impossible?

>>205057414
This is true. Just lmao at anyone that thinks a woman would ever just die alone for the greater good. That thought would never even cross her mind. Not for a second. Jennifer Lawrence would have woken up the whole ship on the first day

>>205058358
lmao
well after all no one will ever know

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>>205056487
That's literally what the girl in this was planning to do. It's 240 years round-trip btw.

>>205057414
>>205058527
Except she's a writer and apparently you need some engineering skills to hack the pods. She's fucked.

>>205057163
>Doubt it, they dedicated a whole scene to how "corporation bad".
That was the JL ranting, then Chris Pratt explained how it was actually great and that "modern" (pretty much current) life on Earth was the real trash.

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>>205053594
what makes you think usecase is a metric?

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>>205058496
>Trees will literally grow in the tiniest patches of dirt in cracks on windy mountains, but apparently planting them on houses is impossible?
bro do you know how much dirt weighs. do you have any idea how heavy a medium to large size tree weighs? do you know how much soil and constant stream of nutrients a tree kept in an artificial environment needs? you need a watering system, you need a drainage system, you need reinforced waterproofing and sealants. do you know how much maintenance and clean up trees require? trimming, cleaning up of constantly falling branches/leaves/debris, removing weeds/unwanted plants. do you know how trees draw in animals and pests and fungus and mold? now put the trees on top of 20 story buildings and you need specialized workers and tools to manage what is 10 times simpler on the ground. gardening and landscaping is no joke. there is a reason rich liberals pay armies of mexicans to manicure their estates - because its a full time, multi-person job requiring horticultural specialists. now imagine them having to work dozens of stories up on the side of buildings.

city people really dont know shit about nature and what it takes to maintain decorative landscaping. pic related, relatively common/simple landscaping like this, done on the ground, for a single property, requires a maintenance team of multiple gardeners coming multiple times a week, all year long, with larger crews coming in sporadically through seasonal changes to do bigger maintence/replacement/etc.

you cant just go plant trees on every nigger's balcony and expect the random people to be able to care for those trees/keep them safe/etc. you cant just hire armies of 100,000s of mexicans to constantly landscape all the skyscrapers in your liberal shithole cities. you cant just increase the city's water usage by hundreds of percents willy nilly.

city folk just need to shut the fuck up and accept their dystopian concrete hellholes they created and stop larping

>>205057676
>>205057748
The crew were locked away. He spent half his time trying to open the same kind of door with all the tools he had.

>>205058554
>No one will ever know

They will find author crudely dressed as a woman looking like a glazed donut and still mechanically pumping air

>>205057364
>filled with snitches that would love a chance to get a scalp of someone who tried to break the rules
Sounds like an awful place to live in. Guess they deserve to waste their money on such frivolities.

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>>205058965
Meanwhile in nature.

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>>205059378
anon, imagine 1000 trees like that dangling off the side of every skyscraper in new york city. imagine how many people would be injured/killed every year as they naturally grow old/break during wind storms and throw hundreds of pounds of giant branches down on random pedestrians and vehicles.

its beyond impractical. also lets not ignore the fact that the tree is the only tree pictured on that hill, meaning it survived where other trees couldn't. because its not a good environment for the tree despite its ability to grow anyways. you need to be able to plant trees with consistent success for mass public landscaping to be viable. one picture of one half dead tree hanging off a cliff doesnt make the argument you think it does, it does the opposite and proves all my points of how impractical the idea is.

>>205059550
Obviously the solution is hologram technology.

>>205057877
I've heard for a long time that Grizzly bears prefer dead kills and playing dead can increase your odds, but who knows.

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>>205054743
It's just a movie, anon.

>>205056176
City dwellers can't even keep a tree alive. Fucking kek. It literally eats sunlight and shits O2.

I dunno why he wasn’t worried about the robot from the start.

>>205053563
SPBP
OP is giga retard.

>>205056482
Thoynk you

>>205057541
lel

>>205056283
The ship is also supposed to remain intact for 90 years without human maintenance.

>>205056408
Everything electronic fails. The more complex the system, the bigger the failure.

>>205059728
If it's brown, stay down; if it's black, fight back; if it's white, goodnight.

>>205060596
Black bears can have brown fur and brown bears can have black fur, you cannot trust their color

>>205059728
>Grizzly bears prefer dead kills
>playing dead can increase your odds
Your odds of being eaten?

>>205053418
he killed her for his own selfish desire , she woulda been 100% safe and fine the tube if he diddnt get horny

I mean, what’s she gonna do about it? Why was he acting like a pussy. She can’t do shit, yes I woke you up, so what?

>>205061727
She eventualy denied him what he wanted, companionship, affection, and sex.

>it’s murder
But it isn’t, though

>>205062240
That’s his choice, not hers. He can have her whenever he wants

>>205053418
why did he put that beard on?

>>205062289
You'd have none of that through rape Jamal.

>>205062321
the robots forced him to play santa

>>205062673
>sex
Pretty sure he’d have that pal. Also she’d give him anything he wants. Because of the implications

>>205053418
Someone should make a show like this where he wakes up people to torment, chase and kill in various ways cause he's deranged.

>>205061634
No surviving, because it wants you to rot for a while before it digs in.

I literally had the idea for this movie years before it came out. Shame I never told anyone

>>205062718
>Someone should make a show like this where he wakes up people to torment, chase and kill in various ways cause he's deranged.
if it devolved from some romantic drama/comedy into a horror movie like this where the girl(s) slowly realize they aren't the first one he woke up, etc... coulda been a kino switcheroo/m night shamalan twist

>>205062715
All of it would be faked and he would very well know it, he would lose his shits in no time.

>>205062981
It’s always fake mate. How are you this naive

>>205062921
I could get on board with that. The movie is already referencing the Shining a bit.

>>205053418
Three twelve year olds, please.
And a side of fries.

>>205062921
>>205063055
i would have also made the ship crewed by a bunch clones, and he just kept waking up clones of the same girl, fucking up and then having to kill them, but the moviewatcher doesnt get to know this until the end.

>>205053579
>And at the end of it all he gets rewarded for ruining her life
If he didn't wake her up everyone would have died in cryostasis. Did you not watch the movie?

>>205062921
Or like he keeps trying to find love but when it doesn't work out he has to dispose of her and start again with a new girl.

>>205054014
I appreciate your post.

>>205063104
Regular fries or waffle

>>205063333
Curly fries. Or potato wedges, if you’ve got em.

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>>205058762
You think a woman cares? She would have used a crowbar to break a pod open or even just smash in the glas. When a woman freaks out, they literally go insane. They give zero fucks about anyone at that point.

>>205067530
How many passengers would she kill before facing the fact she's fucked?

>>205059982
Yeah it needs like, dirt and stuff you know? And water? Did you fail 3rd grade?

>>205059846
It’s just a question, anon..

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>>205056176
story goes that john travolta designed that building and the front cylindrical part is shaped like a needle to honour his son who died of an overdose

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>>205053418
Some good and bad things about that film but the design was pure kino.

>>205059354
hey that's rich people for you

>>205056328
>retarded faggot never watched the movie and is crying about it
>equipment that is infallible is suddenly failing and everyone will die
>if you dont get waken up ... its good!!!1
retard, id rather live my rest of my life in a fucking 3 x 5 cell than die in my sleep 50 years earlier than i should

>>205069268
At least 5

>>205070105
is she capable of making a non-irritated expression?

>>205055567
>Food for a thousand people to last a couple weeks
>Two people start eating it
>They eat it for fifty years because there's only two of them
>The other thousand people wake up
>There's not a crumb left because two people ran out of food halfway through the fifty years
This was not addressed. I just did the math, and assuming 3 meals a day for fifty years (and I didn't even count leap years) is over 100,000 meals and a thousand people for 2 weeks is 42,000. Starlord isn't going to run out quickly, but I can't see this ship having ten times as much food as they think they're going to need, especially given that he had to steal someone's credit card to get more than MREs.

i've seen her butthole

>>205072058
There's 5000 passengers + crew, and they're woken up 4 months before arrival, that's more than enough food for 2 people.

>>205053418
>How many would you wake up.
Whores?
All of them

then the Colony is all dudes that can jerkoff

>>205057414
he kinda rite

>>205053418
Holy shit I look remarkably similar to Pratt in that scene... Trim my beard or keep going?

I wouldn't have woken anybody up. Would have made my life a beautiful, tragic inspiration for the remainder of the colonists, and either would have died in my sleep of old age or dying trying to fix something that went wrong.

>>205056152
You wouldn't like it, anon. It involves leather and violence.

>>205053579
You have to go back, faggot.

>>205053418
Why would I wake any of them? I want peace and quiet.

>>205071811
What are you, vanilla? Fucking disgusting.

>>205053418
Never seen this movie, what's the reason you can't go back to sleep after waking up?

>>205057414
big brained post

>>205053418
Probably two female toddlers. Run a train on em solo.

>>205072058
Here's a plot. Our two people discover food has spoiled. Have to thaw out people to eat to stay alive!

Anyone that thinks a woman wouldn’t have waken up everyone hasn’t met a woman before. I’m not even being an “incel” here. It’s just a fact

>>205084659
The pods only keep you asleep, but they aren't the devices used to make people go to sleep, these stayed back on Earth.

>>205053418
>how low would you go in age?
when does puberty start?

>>205089277
seems like an oversight, are they big or something?

>>205053418
>space ship based on the principle of transporting passengers in cryosleep
>do not have the facilities to put people back to sleep if there is a malfunction
>no spare cryo beds
>no protocol for people waking up accidentally
This entire premise was just incredibly dumb

>>205089643
You don't get to see what they're like in the movie, they only get mentioned when one of the characters asks the same thing you did.

>>205053418
You guys understand this is an allegory of Adam and the creation of eve?

>>205056328
why would you bring race to this?

There was no Internet or porn. What was he supposed to do?

>>205053418
this movie coulda been uber kino if only they showed her pov first and then revealed his later on.

>>205054743
Yea a shield is nice and all but obviously it didn't work maybe some sort of autopilot with emergency maneuvers would make more sense probably cost less money too

>>205063173
no. If he didn't wake her up my nigga Lawrence Fishburne would wake up too and told him how to fix the ship. If necessary he could then wake other crew members up to fix the ship too. Her being awake contributed nothing. Retarded nigger speedwatcher. Don't even respond because I don't respond to stupid nigger twice.

>>205072098
When?

The shitty Deus ex-machina moment where if they hadn't woken up they couldn't save muh ship was extremely retarded. Dropped the movie from a 9/10 horror kino to a 4/10 slop forgettable blockbuster. If I could fix it, I would have made everything exactly the same until the part that she finds out he woke her up on purpose, sans asteroid, just make it a random malfunction without rhyme or reason. And then after that, he smooth talks her into forgiving him by revealing some deep personal trauma about being alone or whatever and she goes along with it because the entire reason she was on the ship was to escape her life back on earth. They promise to make the best of it and stay together on the ship forever and just when it looks like the movie is going to end on a high note she finds out she's not the first one he woke up. Third act ensues. Would have been a much better movie than boring budget sleeping beauty.

>>205057541
fucking kek

>>205090753
Samefag, after some shining-esque horror chase sequence she manages to chuck him out the airlock just like he supposedly did all the women before her. But now she's the one who's all alone, and movie ends with visibly unkempt JL waking up some handsome Chad. The end.

>>205090753
don't think they would be able to get a big name actor to sign on with a story like that desu. Actors don't want role that clash too much with their usual image.

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>>205090843
this is literally the premise of some SFM porn parody. I am not shitting you.

>>205090861
It's bizarre because no matter how they tried to paint it as a love story Chris Pratt still gave mega rapist vibes and you can see that mentioned in almost every single review of this movie, which is why it flopped. Might as well commit to the full bit if you're already going to play an incel chud and play a based rapist woman-killer. I would even make one of the women he woke up some 14 year old girl.

>>205053418
First I would kill all the men, then I would wake up literally every single woman. The only possible way for the human race to continue would be for as many women as possible to have lots of impregnation sex with me so the human race reboots with me as the sole sire. I'd be the archfather of every single human being from that moment forward. Even if a whole bunch of them protested, there would be enough that understood the direness of the situation and reluctantly gave in. I'm also pretty kind and likable and have a strong protective instincts so I'm sure many of them would like me and comply willingly, some might even fall in love with me and be my wives, knowing that the condition was that I needed to breed as many women as possible as often as I'm physically able. I would have absolutely zero moral aversion whatsoever, this would be the guaranteed outcome of me accidentally being woken up. It is 100% certain that this is what I'd do and I wouldn't dwell on it for even a moment.

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>>205055669
I'm so impressed by you being scared of cities. Please tell me more about how scared I should be to walk down the street chudjak.

>>205055873
based

>>205091271
you'd run out of food in about a month, that's what you have to balance the harem size around

>>205053418
I wouldn't wake up anyone, I would listen to what they had to say.

>>205094811
That's why you don't kill the other males, but rather keep them around for food

>>205094921
well then the women will probably turn on you and pick a new cannibal king adam between themselves

>>205054743
>divert all power to forward shields
>proceed at one quarter impulse
simple as

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