SMACK THAT ASS edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205052652
josie
love luke's apology vs. jimmy's apology to tayl0r
luke pretending to be upset is funny as hell
SMAAKSTERS ASSEMBLE
>there goes my hero
monkey
did he internalize that ancient white mans philosophy?
Sex with Smaack the Snack
Admit itYou all fear him
>>205053827Butte
luke's really smart. he saved jet's plan just through his wit.
cleh
>it was eating me up insidelmao luke working them
hes actually pretty good at playing this game
/ourchad/
the way luke just rbought up external life issues and then insantly said they all have them and didnt use it as a crutch is kinda scary masterful. he will be a ceo one day.
Kill Smack
>>205053872Post the Eva edit!
>>205053852>>205053859>>205053873this so much this
ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
INDIANS NEED TO STFU
so ermmmmmmmmmmmm binx is a fucking racist? wtf bros?
Kneel
S3 cast >>>>> S2 cast
Luke needs to say he's never been on a reality show before and felt a pressure to perform for the camera but now he knows it's wrong and doesnt want to be that person, etc
didn't even know it started after the shitshow that was S2did they uncuck it or does jet still have a stick up his ass?
why is Luke taking the fall?
>>205053874>stoicism vs. sophistry
>stealing the candy was eating me up, that's why I smashed the pumpkins
JEET MOGS
It's a shame Smaack will be the first one out, because she is absolutely insufferable and would be fun to watch her implode after the fishtank reveal
Such fucking pussies holy shit
>>205053852>>205053859based
based smaack helping luke realize his actions were wrong
i would trust luke with my life
>>205053895KINO
>>205053870Bout to shoot up, king. Though our girls kinda fucking up atm
>Be Burt>Black, bisexual, autisitic, schizophrenic, dom top He is truly an enigma
Making Luke swear on his life that he will never touch indians ever again, why are they harassing him like this? He didn't do anything
wtf? did luke say he stole the candy??? now nurse ratchet and gay nigger will know hes the plant
>>205053895Look it’s a plant doing the thing production told him to do!
>mfw when they're all buying it
>>205053731best of both worlds enjoy you cozy night and neptunian kino
What is going through Sneed’s head right now. Why would Luke take the blame for what he did
this shit is fucking cringe and gay
lets all love jeetsie
>>205053917Women believe anything it's fine
was he told to confess to stealing the candy when he didnt
wait so luke said he took the candy?
>>205053907Damn that's awesome dude.>
fuck luke is playing this too good, wifi is felling the opportunity slipping through his fingers
how did he manage to salvage the situation?
I want the Hulu clip for the next episode to be only about the candy theft and no footage of the jeet and like fight, and them edit in the reason all the girls barricaded themselves in the one room was because they were scared someone was going to steal their candy.
>>205053917Kino
>he redeemed
>>205053953No, he was only told where it was
>Absolutely playing these tards King Luke is a god at this.
>>205053940and its funny saar please helping with my computer saaaar
tf is that on his skin???
>>205053957look at ted's thumb on lasneed's ankle
Why did luke say he took the candy? I went to mow my lawn lmao
ME. ALEXIS. HATE. MEE. MEEE. MEE ME. MEE.
Even though he's pretending Just humoring this stuff is so fucking GAY
>THEY ARE GOING TO DIE AND BURN>IN THE GAME
>>205053921I just want Scott or Frank to fuck her before she goes.
SAAR WHY ARE THEY FORGIVING THEM
>>205053963being tall handsome white
>>205053963Tall and handsome
>wery scary saars
>>205053940
>>205053907binx HATES jeets
>>205053977SARS scars, sar.
TED WEPT
Luke... buddy. You made the guy that none of us like go to bed. What the fuck?
>>205053977Based poop.
>you're a big dude, you got big muscles
>luke... you're a big dude and you got big muscles
>>205053914Cause he gets to stay way more easily than being abrasive. Honey vs. vinegar.
KWAB
>>205053870>cant twerk>Le quirky pick me bitch She is literally this seasons Tay
ohhhh so if luke "admitted" to taking the candy, thats why alexis and sweetboi are all good with him now? Because they think he's taking the bullet for them?
TED WEPT.
Ted is such a bitch holy lorddd
>YOU MADE ME CRYHow is Ted worse than the Pajeet?
I knew Binx was old /cgl/ poster. She's the mold
>>205053953He made a decision on the fly
>>205053927God he needs to pumel the thieving jeet into a curry smelling stain on the rug this house is full of fag's and pussies
>>205053827plants>luke>simbal>ted>binx
>>205053974>it’s different this season none of the cast will know about the show
>>205053977jeet skin tags
>>205053977A vicious, debilitating skin condition known as melanin
>>205053981if he takes the fall for the candy perhaps he gets the gay guy on his side
>ted admitting to luke that he made him crykek how is he keeping a straight face. goat plant.
>>205053977That's his shit, they don't believe in washing their hands or bathing.
Any porn clips come out of this thing yet?
>KARMIC JUSTICE WILL BE MADE SERVED SAAR!! 1000 YEARS IN RAPE PRISON WITH RANJAKAR AND I BLOODY BASTARD!!!
>you made me cry dude
>>2050539814d chess
Ted's not beating the bottom allegations
>>205053827lets all love josie
>>205054003SAAR WAS RAPED
>>205054000>binx in confessional: "Simbol, you need to GO BACK"that next hulu clip is gonna be wild
>>205053907based based based
since luke is the plant and can't win who are you rooting for now?
>>205053946I dont know its fucking stupid. the real thieves need to be outted.
If the Jeet does not redeem the apology, then everyone will just hate him moreThis is the worst move for him to be a bitch in this scenarioHe probably thinks he is being strong and cool lmao
Ted fucking move
Luke is such a fucking chad, he's handling this in the absolute best way possible
>>205054012exactly why
Group Therapy enjoyers? Are we back??
holy fuck this big brother therapy circle shit is unbearable. can't wait for the TTS to call them all faggots
>>205054006Smaacks 100% wet when she says this shit.
>>205053953probably. he's a plant lmao. prolly the best plant so far imo. Luke mogged a dozen people in one night. Its a fucking record. Most tears and worthless kvetching I've ever seen over the most pg behavior I've ever seen in a plant. I kneel.
>>205053957why didn't the small male contestant just move out of the way?? he caused it by blocking Luke's exit
>>205053883was he instructed to say this? And if yes, then because they think he would be able to pull it off and it would help his appology? Or because they didn't want a split between Mizzy/Alexis/Sneed or no reveal or whatever (?)
>it's luke or me
>>205053977Worms burrowing out of his skin.
>>205054035just follow the fat blonde for a few minutes
>i'm a little boy
>teddy you used that to lay on my boobs
>>205053940pls help me saar i tigaar eaten me MUMBAI
Cave Ted's head in with a sledgehammer
fake cried for the mommy tits
>YOU LIKE LAID ON MY BOOBS DUDE
>>205054035There's a video of Burt fucking an old white guy in the ass
>>205054012Yeah. I'm actually not sure if Luke even knows that it was Alexis and Laron who initially stole it. But he just said it and maybe Alexis and Laron *think* he is assisting them.
good god i want them to suffer, this is atrocious
>>205054049luke
>sorry for intimidating you and making you look like a bitchBased
>>205054012Yep and they have a lot of control on the bigger social circles in this house. Jeet is out again.
>>205054026Yeah they’re probably all plants except maybe one or two it’s no difference than last seasons
>>205053934yeah..>>205054011I can fix her....
>>205053870smaaktivists RUN this house
>>205053963I'm in awe. Taking the blame for the candy incident is brilliant. He knows the real thief will be dying inside and confused until they admit it.
beta mating strategies
unironically a creep
QRD on the last five hours? I had to get some sleep in, the last thing I remember was signal ignoring Luke's attempts to make up
>>205053989Scott Smaack cringekino would be legendary
>>205053980gay as hell
>>205054049>nowYou didn't know he was the plant since he walked in?
>luke is about to become the dr will of fishtank
>>205054022>dude there's no way she knows who sam is
>>205054035I have mizzy and alexis clips if you are into that
>no bad blood>jeet is hoping he burns
Luke knows perfect corporate speak, "move on and learn from it" just empty words lol
>Make wine the only alcohol>Give Ian full control over the wine>Fish have to sit down with him to drink
>>205053827holy shit this threads are going fast
what is Ian thinking right now
>>205053827>Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hiddenDid luke confirm this? Jet is probably just gassing us up.
>>205054049
>>205054079>>205054071this pee wee herman mother fucker lmao
>>205054100Check his hard drives
>>205054059Fuck no.
>>205054065literally put him into a self-defense situation
>>205054097it will make the thief reveal so kino
They've all just accepted that he's not being kicked except the jeet lmao
TJD
>>205054124>shit i'm tired dog
Jeet is such a bitch
>luke handling this the best way possible>jeet handling it the worst way possibleLMFAOTHANK YOU
>>205053870>twerk chungus
>>205053874He can read it all he wants but it’ll never stick because he’s a swarth
>>205054049>luke is the plant and can't winno one ever said he can't win, and we already knew he was aware of fishtank newfag
>>205054011Retard
THEY'RE CALLING OUT SIMBAL LMAOOOO
>gets redemption arc>endears himself to sweetboi and nurse ratchet>shows he has a soft side despite being kind of a loose canon>turns them on the jeetThis man is a genius.
>>205054099>>205054100Exact type of beta male that Sam has shit talked repeatedlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igCo6fB_aAQ
>>205054049Luke
>>205054061dude do you not remember the group "therapy" in S2? that was unbearable
>>205054116HOW CAN THIS BENCHOD GET AWAY WITH ITIRREDEEMABLE
>>205054049>205054049Ian obviously
>>205054071ted wept
jeet getting roasted kwab
>they're all turning on the jeetlmao. even normies hate indians
>you now remember betty exists
>THEY'RE CALLING OUT THE JEET NOWFUCKING KEK
Luke is subtly flexing his vocabulary on the Jeet this is an actual Luke PTSD Support Group
WIFI on suicide watch
>They're turning on the IndianKEK
>Jeet still holding out hope that they'll kick luke out of the house still>Now he's getting dogpiled by women who were rused by Luke's speechDO NOT REDEEEEEEEM
>You wanted a fight>You're instigating violenceKEK
Simbal hasn't said a fucking word. What a pussy.
>They're turning on the jeet after he got assaultedLOLOLOLOLOL
>the flushing commences
jeet and ted are comically awful
>>205054124Wait where is he?
They are turning on Simbal LMAOOOOO
LMAOOOO THEYRE TURNING ON HIM NO WAY
saars noo saars
>Luke on trial<they begin roasting the Jeet based
>they all turn it on the jeetholy fuck
GET THE JEET
i'd rather they get rid of ted then the jeet desu
>>205054154White man always wins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAB IT TURNS ON THE POO
>>205053827Why are they accusing the jeet of violence?
>>205053884Still best girl
>>205054101- Luke sleep on couch with Ian and it helped people come to hang out with them- Luke takes blame for candy and apologizes to girls (genius)- they mostly accept his apology and sit next to him- jeet seethes they are doing intervention now in the den
>>205054158Plants by definition cant win retarded mongoloid
LMAOOOOOO WIFI HUMILIATION RITUAL>now he's being accused of being a rapecreep
>>205054087I hope they let burt loose on the house
LMAO
>Hey simbal, sorry Luke made you look like a stupid bitch. Why are you such a cunt?
mythical rare Mizzy w
>>205054074>He’s so based! He smashed a pumpkin! And pushed another plant out of the room! Based based chad based chad!
This is fucking insane how the entire house is now covering for Luke and "victim blaming" the jeetABSOLUTE LUKE W
why do women like mizzy and smaack feel the need to talk to people like theyre elementary school teachers
LUKE, DUDE, BUDDY, BOY, you CAN'T just make the guy we all don't like go away... that's FUCKED UP LUKE you have ANGER PROBLEMS.... you protected us from the rapejeet.... we'll never forgive you...
We need a luke confessional asap we have to know why he took the blame
Hey guys, did you know I'm a bartender?????
>>205054174how's it going Jamal
insanely neptunian
WHOLE GANG BULLING THE JEET
Man, Luke is good at his craft. Jeet is fucked.
>>205054160I was just about to say that, lmaonow they will all use this situation to voice their annoyance at the poo in loo
KEEEEEEEEEEK FUCK JEETSTJD
>>205054160being white and handsome gets you really far in life especially when youre up against a poojeet
>>205054122I'm charging back if they don't put Ian in a tuxedo by the end of this. They should do a Bachelor ripoff and have all of the girls try to win him over.
>>205054191stairs, sneed stole his couch
>>205054135If they print off memes for them like they did with Jimmy, they need this on a poster on the wall
how many times has this bitch said "i'm a bartender"
They turned on the Jeet
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
hey, my girlfriend, get back to me right now
Somehow they turned this on the jeet wtf this is hilarious. Idk how they managed to make luke pushing him into him being a bitch.
shut the fuck up Alex
>yeah i'm a bartender>getting people drunk past their limit is wrong>you're trying to use it to instigate violence alexI hate this cunt so much
>jeet gets manhandled by white chad>gets accused of instigating violence
girls fallin for luke now
>>205054181thats just dudes being dudes I don't see the problem here. Getting shitfaced and having a half assed drunken brawl is tradition.What is wrong with women.
HE LITERALLY CANT EVEN TALKLMAOOOHE ISNT TALKING BECAUSE HE WILL CRY
its time to yeet the jeet
>>205053963tall and handsome + doing nothing + aura help from the don
Smaack is exposing just how retardedly autistic and inexperienced with women ftl is that they take everything she does with life or death seriousness and get really really mad at her.
JEET ON BLAST
>i thought it was a call center thingyo ted wtf
>I forgot his name
>>205054213Cheers, i was wondering what was happening right now.
>i forgot his nameKek they are so dumb they may actually believe it
MY GUYS ARE RISING
>>205054247Canada could just do this to the Indians they're dealing with and they would be fine.
why does pajeet read that book about being stoic and apply none of itis he just staring at the pages ala lebron james to try and impress others
I can’t see that “rope swing” hand motion Alex does without thinking of Brian at the NYE party
>i thought it was a callcenter jokeholy fuck my opinion on ted just did a 180* lmaoooo
>I forgot you alreadyLMAO
>>205054224saar pls looking is redeeming DO NOT REDEEM
its so unbelievably funny how they all think they're on this ultra liberal DEI hulu show, and try to act accordingly not knowing what the fuck is going on. there's so much unnecessary virtue signaling
>>205054226because that's how a man had to speak to them in order for them to understand something
If Luke looked like Simbal and Simbal looked liked Luke how different would situation be? White woman having no shame always
Can I get a QRD I work nights and fell asleep at like 7-8am and I just woke up. Anything good?
silent jeet
>>205054245
>everyone sniggering at wifi signal
Luke can't lose. This nigga just wins.
>>205054049Honestly by now I care very little about rooting for one fish before we get close to the end
Shit, the Indian is so meek.
The Dravidian fears the Aryan
Luke doing the Sam laugh kek
sneed thinks sweetboy is funny now lol
this whole segment gave me cancer
>you've been on a gameshow beforeerm
I HATE WOMEN
FUCK YOU MAMMY BITCH CUNT
Binx intuition on point lol
oh my god the fucking pumpkins again
Binx stocks PLUMMETING
hate binx
>>205053914Getting on the good side of Alexis and sweet boy. It’s working. I fucking kneel
binx the only one calling out luke
SELL YOUR BINX NOWSELLSELLSELLSELL
>>205054296are you forgetting a white person has a sovl?
Binx stocks plummeting.
ID CAVE IN BINX TEETH WITH MY DOC MARTENS
>>205054279Fanbase? Me? Shits crazy, man
binxsisters?
Binx either a plant and instigator of the year or is actually retarded
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAbinx is a psychotherapist nowapplying carl jung and freud over here
>Y-youve threw a pumpkin beforeFucking women man
A guy smashes one pumpkin and suddenly he is an abuserFuck you BinxThis is why you don't have a husband you whore
>>205054317same, except for letty
Binx be like... uuhhhh you threw a pumpkin on a reality show... so you are a women abuser...
>>205054316yeah, he told them that already
lmfao binxcels ROPE NOW
LA'RON WSAVE LUKE
>>205054316wait what
fuck you binx your a dumb bitch
Jet is so fucking lucky he got Luke, holy shit.
Man, this house is going to be at each other's throats bad in a few days.
BINX STOCKS CRATERING
>you threw pumpkins at a wall so how do I know you won't beat me like your mom and girlfriendholy fuck
>>205054322if you would smash a pumpkin you would hit a women. periodt
>>205054307Yes this is the one! They need to hide this somewhere in the house and write on the back: "the best is yet to come."
>>205054079Looks like Nardwuar lol
based sweetboi
>La’Ron defends him immediately Too good
Binx sisters... it's over
binxstock goneIts over
>>205054343This.
>>205054226tiktok brain, its excruciating to listen to i cant wait for sam to start kicking these people doors in
>>205054312based, i was looking for this image
>sweet boy running to lukes defenseLmao. The uranian brotherhood protects.
binx sucks
Maximum scary? Binx is dead to me
>>205054272As soon as they brought in two gay black guys I knew /ftl/ was gonna hit a new low
HE THREW A PUMPKIN LMAOOOOOOOOO
binxsters it's overim a luke cock worshipper now
binx is a twitch streamer that cant comprehend doing something for content
THEY ARE PUMPKINS
MAXIMUM SCARY
>>205054337piggies out for da boissssss
>tfw you see the Smack leaks Her asshole is dangerous. There's no going back after you've seen perfection.
Smashing pumpkins = MAXIMUM SCARY
Why do they care about pumpkins?
>It's still very horrifying to me>Like maximum scary for meBinx is gone within the week. Calling it now.
>>205054332go back
>he bought binx stocks?
LA RON THE PRINCEBASED-binx+la`ron
Now I want him to throw Binx
binx is being rtarded
>MAXIMUM SCARY
Fuck, I hate this blue haired nigger lover.
>>205054351
>>205054297>>205054213>>205053997>>205053957
Yo, sweet boy is starting to grow on me. Defending King Luke and cutting these catty bitches off. Sweet boy is alright.
Jfc they're still bitching about luke touching the jeet
Quick binx, look at the camera and shout "Fuck Idubbbz!" to get the audience back on your side!
NOT MAXIMUM SCARY!!!
>>205054389post now
Binx is white manlet cock only, we're eating good tonight.
>>205054381BBC vs BWC, who will win?
>Pushing the Jeet back to his room for being an obnoxious asshole for not leaving Luke's room is "super scary, maximum scary" according to BinxBinx has no chance if she really feels this way.
>>205054391that could’ve been their head
>we need to have a serious conversation about the broken pumpkin and make sure that sort of thing never happens again
>>205054373sneed is only defending luke because he's taking the blame for him
>>205054395to europe? to the caucus mountains?
MACK ATTACK INCOMING
Binx seemed fun and endearing when she was interacting with Alex aloneShame she becomes unlikable the moment she's with other women
>>205054408well Luke did take the fall for him
IT WAS HORRIFYING
HEY BINX HOW ABOUT YOU ANSWER WHY YOU ARE A PIXIE MANIC HAG AT THE AGE OF 32?
>you throwing pumpkins far away from everyone else was maximum scarywomen are so weird
>>205054296>If Luke looked like Simbal and Simbal looked liked Luke how different would situation be?not even fucking close shitting on the jeet is funny but they are bending over backwards to make it his fault while absolving everyone else of nay wrongdoings
They care more about the pumpkins than signal
>>205054343She's not going to take it well when sam punches a hole through her door at 4am.
What? Luke told them he was on Big Brother???
I can barely believe my eyes, its just like the group therapy from season 2, except they instigated it and are running it all on their own. this cast just keeps creating their own content
This boring
switched endorsements from binx to lukeit's actually over
Why are brown people so intimidated and scared of whites?
>LUKE>ALEX>BURT>IANfinal 4
>>205054389link???
>>205054393I think she's doing a bit of trolling honestlyI think she understands what's really happening
>>205054297Luke’s a plant and production instructed him to create drama and the fags here are eating it up
BYE BYE BINX! NO WINNING AND NO SIMPS OOPS
send him in
How it Ted more popular then Smaack
they're eather the biggest normies i've ever seen or much better roleplayers than season 2 cast
India is forgotten, makeup mirrors are the new hot topic
Luke is fucking legendary.I'm very close to changing my endorsment from Burt to Luke. Taking the blame for the candy, making mizzy fall in love with him and making Laran and alex owe him is 4d chess boss Top Daddy shit
i would feel uncomfortable when a genetically mutilated and deformed specimen mutt like smack comes in my room
>>205054408He's good for the show. He was behind hiding the candy which started this whole thing to begin with.
>>205054427Europe is India now
>smashes some fruit on a gameshow>therefore must be a violent abuser in his personal lifeWestern therapy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Is it the BB element that has made all of you even more catty faggots than usual, it was always like this but something about this season has you guys acting like women more than usual
STOP DIGGING, STOP DIGGING
>>205054389May I see it?
>>205054434Unintentionally, he doesn't even know who the real thieves are, it's very funny.
>>205054424kek
>>205054389As soon as i saw that blown out rosebud of hers I knew my soul was sold.
>you threw a pumpkin so you beat up your mom at home
Sneed probably thinks Luke knows it was him but is taking the fall, so he is pre-emptively reciprocating
>>205054434True but sweet boy broke the ice and sat with him and Ian, that initiated the group to come together
>>205054448god I cannot waitSam would make an awesome slasher villain
>>205054427
>>205054406>its real
>Luke's trial has devolved into whores airing out their beef with eachother Kek Luke just simply cannot stop winning. Jeet on suicide watch
remove binx. remove binx. the jeet is entertaining, binx just irritates me >skibidi pumpkin chan tee hee hee
>>205054427yes
>>205054421Binx was referring to the PUMPKIN SMASHING as "maximum scary" lol
>>205054464there's no way season 3 is ever gonna look like this snuff film even in the end
Binxfags will never recover from this
>>205054464he won't do shit with burt in the house
>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO>PRODUCERS TOLD ME TOPRODUCERS TOLD ME TO
Wait wait wait....Why the fuck is Luke saying he stole the candy? He literally did nothing wrong.
>>205054389bro you cant just say that and not post anything
>>205054465not everyone has seen her butthole
Are you guys ready to be banned by binx in her chat? I can't wait lmao
>>205054465smack revealed her chungus card way too early
based smaack calling their asses out
>>205054465SMA- ACK!
God, I can't wait until these people get tortured.
>burt thinking about which one would be the easiest to murder RIGHT NOW
what is that makes ian so endearing but we hated mauro and meg? also i need to see smacks asshole
Binx's mom is literally dead and you're all yelling at her
>>205054502
i wish i was a fish
>TAKING OUT YOUR TIRED FRUSTRATION OUT ON INANIMATE OBJECTS IS… LE BAD
luke taking the fall on his own is such 2000 gigabrain IQ plant behavior he's amazing
>>205053896This. Dude has almost replaced Alex as my favorite. Rooting for LUKE/ALEX/BINX final 3.
>>205054365La Sneed is going to be Top 3
>>205054475this is literally maximum violence
>>205054213LOL that is 500IQ when I woke up and turned the stream on it was just the Jeets face seething that's so fucking funny LMAOOO Luke is a fucking GOD these people are so easy to manipulate.
>>205054477ThisIf I have to hear the word "boundary" one more fucking time, I swear to god
Total Binx deathTotal Smack death
>>205054508That's even worse on her part lol
burt always looks terrified lmao
S2 = no initiative S3 = initiative
Damn Burt's eyes are bloodshot
>>205054465>smaackobnoxious name
>>205054466>forsenThey are turbo normies
Official Tier list upgrade- Sneed upgraded due to defending Luke- WIFI ranking- Binx in irredeemable due to genuinely believing Luke beats women because of a pumpkin
it's jet controlling the camera isnt it
>>205054475he smashed his OWN pumpkin lmaooo
>>205054461Stop doing this to yourself.
>fucking white people...
burt just wants to jerk off on ted’s clothes
>THIS is all gonna be airedoh nononono
>>205054466forsen
>>205054477it's just binx being her retarded self, don't blame the entire world for it
How does this get 400 posts in 13 minutes, how many people are here watching this trash. Bring back poster counts.
>>205054331She’s playing a role. She’s not dumb she knows she can’t seem like a pick me suck up
did someone get burt's single crazy eye looming over vance's shoulder?
Mizzy is such an unfathomably stupid bitch I hope nothing but the worst for her
>>205054509S2 had some really insane moments. It was ridiculous. But it had such a dark energy surrounding it.
>>205054535They want him to take out his frustrations, sexually, on them.
>>205054424kek. a few months ago in the same house
>mfw smaack tries to absolve herself by saying it's proven that she didn't steal the candy and mizzy immediately pipes up with IT'S NOT PROVEN!
>>205054550autism and schizophrenia is a hell of a combo
>>205053892fucking kek, saved
Wft does Ian even do. Guy is peak nontent
>couches facing away from the den PTZgood job retards
shits crazy man
thank god the ptz cam is focusing on whats important
>>205054568Hundreds at least
>>205054559I can get down with this
>he died for fishtank season 3everyone say thank you john
can we get ian a world series tv connection?
Ian is literally me
>>205054560It's bad, so probably.
>What is old is new againWelcome back Burt
>>205054389POST THAT ASS HOLE NOW
>>205054585low IQ take
>>205054508cant wait to see her reaction when sam points to an inanimate object, says "hey look its smaack" and then stomps it out
>>205054406this guy is a rock star
alex makes a good point he was bitching about his candy since day2 and nobody cared but as soon as mizzy lost hers the whole house has to have a meeting
binx is having her tayleigh panties moment and reminding people that she's actually pretty retarded. nobody could have expected it from the 32 year old blue haired IRL streamer.
>>205054216No idea what you're talking about. If Luke wins he wins
imagine if brian was there>PRODUCTION TOLD ME TO TAKE YOUR CANDY I WAS JUST MAKING CONTENT FOR SAM HYDE'S SHOW DUDE
>>205054464i really hope they don’t fuck frank up. nearly everyone in this house would be a great target
>>205054477Binx is trash, what's new?
why are the other girls such cunts to smaack
WHERE DO I SEE SMACKS ASSHOLE I NEED IT NOW
top 3Ian, Luke, Burt
>>205054554that means he's about to enter into his west african nigger rage and rape every white in the house (and ron) to assert his dominance over ian and the jeet. good catch, this should be kino
the guys right now
>>205054585Damn, man
>>205054585ian is the only reason anything has happened today unironically
>>205053935+160 IQ
Smack's asshole has earned my endorsement.
>>205054585the main character's love interest
I'm literally Ian in every social setting. For that and him not being a wimp like Ted, I will continue rooting for Ian.
>>205054462I know he's a plant I watched everything that happened last night I just fell asleep this morning
>>205054475WOMAN BEATER
>>205054585Ian is the great filter of /ftl/
>>205054606He sits there and eats.
>>205054568There’s 1k+ just on the restream site.. 200 people maybe here posting every few minutes
these girls are such cunts
>>205054618xdddd
>>205054568i was a pre season no life and i get like nothing in anymore. yet the threads only last 30 minutes until image limit is hit
>>205054618kek
I knew I hated women but I didn't know how just much.
>>205054559perfect list
>>205054618lmao brian would get absolutely mogged in this house
>>205054535Women are frightened by this because they vent their frustrations by cheating and being petty
>>205054585>he doesn't get it
>>205054585kill yourself
honestly feeling like ian right now. I could use some food and a nap.
>>205054462And it worked
>>205054560>"do a close up on the jeet's face"
>>205054586good job paying, paypig
>>205054559i like smack but otherwise pretty good
>>205054614Luke is a plant
crazy how binx is now my least favorite fish this season just from a few sentences. what a petty retard
>>205054585You mean the Don?
>>205054585
>>205054618brian should watch luke and learn
>>205054585He's the viewer stand in.
>>205054559redpill me on burt I just started watching
neptunian
>>205054526this hellhouse can't come soon enough
Where do you find a friend like Ben?
I'm glad that I'm gay and don't have to deal with dating women lol
>>205054585mexican self-insert
Man Mizzy LOVES making everything about herself.
Kitty Mizzy!
>You are going to look like an asshole on TV!She really is 80iq
>>205054675No shit, that doesn't matter faggot
imagine trying to use emphathy against a black guy lmao. they dont give a single shit
>>20505464810k+ people watching and most of them probably use this site
>>205054406"Luke Valentine" is such a badass name
Where did you guys see Smack's ass?
>>205054618it's insane how every single person in S2 prefaced everything they did with "production told me to"these guys haven't done that once
What's going through his head right now?
IAN NEEDS TO BE FORCE-FED ITALIAN FOOD
>>205054614Why can't jet win?
>>205054408All the girls and the fag decided to gang up on smaack instead because they think Luke will be easy to eliminate easier
>>205054636Wat he do today??
lets all love josie
>>205054585you wouldn't get it
Sneed can't believe how stupid this bitch is
Just got home, QRD for today?
>>205054585Fishtank viewers need the nontent self insert, it's a crucial part of the season. Problem is he will stay longer than people who actually do stuff
mizzy is so fucking annoying dear god
Oh my god...
>>205054585>Wtf does Ian even doYou're ngmi.
>>205054585welcome newfag
DO THE SIMBAL SKIP *beat drops*
jet neptune dies today
what's higher, mizzy's iq or the temperature in that room right now?
id cave in mizzys horse teeth with a bludgeon
>>205054671do you see the tv scanline filter on my screenshot?
Luke admitting to stealing the candy when he didn't was a stroke of genius
>>205054565this is gross, dude. please stop.
>>205054699every single aspect of him is badass
>>205054585bro what the hell man
>>205054694Very disgusting honestly
>>205054681im actually dying laughing at this
HES ASHAMED
Ian is the embodiment of "Damn, that's crazy"
kino framing
>>205054618this would be unironically great in s3 though for the gaslight value
>>205054618"I'm just saying Ian is producing zero content, the audience probably hates him"
these girls have been going absolutely nuclear on eachother and the guys are literally just sitting there
This is what women do to feel powerful by the way, they love this.
Send a tts jet
does he feel anything other than gay?
>>205054696It absolutely does, you mush brained retard
>he stole from me but i respect it because he's a tall chadi hate women so much
>>205054732content god
>>205054701its all over the internet retard
>>205054685he's a gay nigger from outer space sent here to liberate us from the tyranny of women
MIZZY IS BRAINDEAD.... lol
>>205053870thats not how you twerk
>>205054730this
>>205054705The white man marches on.
>>205054705laughtermore nicknamesdesire to ask burt more questions about life
candy... personal item... too far...
Dead silence lmao
Mizzy just keeps glazing him lmao.
>>205054618He looks like such a fucking loser in contrast lmao
he's literally me
when is goldstriker entering the stage to solve this dilemma?
hey guys jet herethe next challenge is the couple challenge, we need to match the contestants in the funniest duosany ideas??
>>205054744TRUE
>>205054585He sleeps, he eats, he walks around with his lugagge, he does many things
Reminder: 90% of women you see every day is just like Mizzy.
omg imagine if fatty and frank came up from the basement rn and poured the kitchen supplements on them
Expecting a single mother and the zesty one to tell the truth is very funny
>>205054694These hats look retarded on all women.
>>205054705>wish I was at home drawing my waifu
>>205054742the head nodding was a little contrived
>>205054705>nnNNNNNIGGGGGAAAAAAHHH
It's killing the men their literally arguing about candy, regardless of its worth on the show kek
Burt my man everyone is scared shitless to steal from you
>>205054585You need to watch from 12-5am, This show during the day is just faggot woman yapping shit. Night time is a slowburn italian mob epic
why arent you stealing my candy
>>205054720This is the only explanation that makes sense.
>>205054710he talked to Luke, which lead to everyone else joining the conversation which lead to the court case thats happening now
Everyone shut up Burt is speaking
Mizzy is genuinely low IQ, she should be spayed
respect burt
>I can forgive him>I can forgive luke>lukes so strong >I can forgive him>Its easy>I forgive luke>other people can't forgive him>But I can>I forgive lukeHoly fucking kek this season maties
>Mizzy says burt is "sleeping" in his room
>>205054585You're greenlit
>>205054705>we were in the cheese room nigga
>YOURE SECURING YOUR ROOM>YOURE ALWAYS SLEEPINGLolLOLOLOLOLTHEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
>>205054701it's one guy doing a bit
>>205054784KINOOOOOOOO
>>205054718
>>205054772wonder why
I talk like Burt with lots of pauses in between. How do i start speaking so good?
>>205054694she will never be tayleigh
literal maximum violence
>>205054776the two niggers and make them kiss and hug
kekfucking burt
>>205054799fuckin kek
>>205054776me and ben
>>205054786Not dropping the clip later after this is criminal
Burt wants to rape in self defense
vance's bald head blocking burt kino
>>205054590>>205054648>>205054652>>205054698So is Sam Hyde making good money off of it? Or is it offset by production costs?
>>205054656it reminds me of exactly why i quit dating in the first place
lmao burt
AWWWW STEAL FROM BURT YOU BASTARDS
>women are treating burt like a fucking pet
>>205054784FRANK QUIT IT
>>205054585he's literally mea useless eater
>>205054776burt ted obviouslysmack and alexalexis and lukeqv4yyh
>>205054802The butterfly effect...
>>205054819THIS HOG WANTS SOME PRIME BEEF
>>205054829and thats a good thing
>Burt seething again that people are too PC for him to be the villainThis guy is a gem.
>>205054732wild hail mary that is paying off in dividends
>>205054805>fine breeding stock
>But I was nigh a thought
>>205054734nahno shame in my game, buddy
>>205053908I missed when did he do that?
white women talk to niggers like they're retarded fucking dogs, even if it's a high iq mensa autist like Burt. fucking sickening
>>205054757kek, it's 100% because he's really hot.
>>205054701In my bed roughly 2 weeks from now
>>205054799he's just looking for a fucking excuse
>>205054830AMERICA!HE CAN'T TOUCH SAAR!
>>205054826Just do it
When Burt speaks I sit my white ass down and listen.
>>205054685self aware medicated schizo/gay pornstar degen who is honestly good value.
>>205054734i wasnt gonna jerk off to it before, but i am now just to piss you off
man these bitches need to be knocked down a pegthey think they're running this show
need a luke sam and ben confessional asap
>>205054757Hi Simbal
>>205054624The same reason "anons" are threatened by her here. Shes the biggest contender for male attention
Simbal not communicating at all during this was such a bad move, he is fucked.
>>205054846His spirit animal is a pit bull
>>205054819its literally that easy bros
>>205054814Alex does. He was cracking Luke up one night talking about Burt's... habits
i need to see burt angry
burt just wants to be involved thats actually so sad :(
burt is WAITING for someone to steal his candy
>>205054858Fat gross hag
They're all literally afraid to fuck with burt
>>205054839They probably pull in half a million season passes per season and make the rest through TTS's and fishtoys.
>>205054839who knows its only season pass buys
>ok burt, I know that we didn't take your candy>but imagine how you would feel if we did take it
What I just CAN'T fucking fathom is if he's such a violent threat to them why are all the women surrounding him? Literally its just women and the gay nigger. What the fuck is this?
>>205054826You know how to get into Carnegie Melon? Practice. I talked like this in middle school but it wore off.
>>205054732Does he know it was Alexis and the niggerfaggot?
>>205054839allegedlyS1 made 1.2 milS2 made 3 milthe house gets flipped so apart from the prize money and fixing the damage there's probably a big margin
>>205054698>>205054648600 viewers or so with Javascript activated, though
How does this bimbo plan to play off that she still has her candy when they do the count?
holy fuck binx stock fucking plummeted
>>205054711no
>>205054884too based
I DONT KNOW YOUR CANDY
Is he starting to sound more Indian
NO I DON'T KNOW YOUR CANDY
I DONT KNOW HAR KANDY SAAR I DONT GO IN HAR ROOM
>>205054647No I know. I was like you too until yesterday. Once you realize that is literally ALL he does and all the other fish are strategizing and yelling at each other while he's snoozing on the couch his role as juxtaposition becomes hilarious.
>>205054895they all know he is a psycho from his pheremones
I dont know her candy
I don’t know her candy!
Simbal's accent goes back to stereotypical indian when he is madLMAO
I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKEDWHERE CAN I SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKEDWHERE CAN I SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKEDWHERE CAN I SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKEDWHERE CAN I SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKEDWHERE CAN I SEE SMACK NAKED I NEED TO SEE SMACK NAKED
>>205054897the shrug at the end kek
Simbal's tone of voice is terrible right now
>>205054818>"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
>>205054839Yeah they’ve already made ~300k this season just from season passes. They haven’t even turned on the mtx yet.
>I NEVER your room…. Without your permission
>>205054896he's just been too nice so nobody wants to fuck with him
>>205054887He's seething
HES FUCKING SEEEEEETTHINGGGG
god Burt is the best fish since naked Chris in s1
>I don't know your candy
kek them turning on simbal again
NO SAAR I DONT KNOW HER CANDY
i did not redeem candy
He's getting jeet yeeted omg
>GUYS BURT CHALLENGE ON TWITTER>Post your BEST hip thrust and fist into palm SMACK!>Winner will get $400 to spend with Burt how you please!
>>205054936it's one schizo lying to youcalm down
>>205054936>he hasn't seen the leaks
I just noticed that Simbal has an accent when speaking
EVERYONE HATES THE JEEET AHAHAHHAHAH
GENTLEMEN DONT TOUCH PURSES
>>205054936please never post on this website ever again
why are pajeets so defensive?
>>205054935it seems to be quite a common thing, binx goes back to her cuban accent too
>I don't know your candyEsl as hell lol.
>i dont touch a womans purse without permissionsomeone post the blinx kiss
>>205054843Ian haters seethe the only way to win is to not play
>>205053827plants>luke>simbal>burt>ted>binx
>wifi's accent at full capacitythis nigga is cooked
>I DONT EVEN TOUCH A WOMANS PURSE WITHOUT PERMISSSION SIR ARE YOU CRAZY?
>>205054819you need to start doing THIS
>>205054776luke has to be with smacks since she fears him
>ian do you have anything you want to say?>maaaan ionna shit man
why did symbol go back to his real accent?
HOW CAN I CAANDY?
>>205054818KEK
>>205054925Yeah, he gave up on trying to force any kind of American accent.
>>205054769i hope he nicknames full time when hellhouse comes out
>>205054929Kek actually that is pretty funny.
his fake white person accent is fading quick when he gets angry and he sounds like a call center scammer lmfaoo
That's good eats.
>>205054912s2 made way less than s1 and they still havent sold the house btw
>I DON'T EVEN TOUCH A WOMAN'S PUSS WITHOUT ASKING
>>205054925between this and ranting about karmic justice the facade completely fell apart
>>205054421she doesnt. women just act however they think the group/strongest authority present expects them to. she will be roman saluting the cameras by week 3, mark my words
saar, I do not know this candy. I do not know this hiding space of you. please saar understand I do not know this. thank you.
DIRTY BENCHOD SLUT I DID NOT TOUCH CANDY BLOODY BITCH CUNT
>>205054585He ate food is what he did! He was a brave Italian fish, and in this house Ian is a hero. End of story!
>>205054963It comes out when he's SHOOK
I missed the start of this talk did binx say anything retarded?
SAAAR ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?
IAN ACTIVITY KITCHEN
>>205054972>I wouldn't even touch a woman's purse
fuck deez condies brow
If you are ugly and short you are fucked in this world. Being brown or especially jeet is the final nail in the coffin
vance knows
>>205054887Yup. They gave him multiple chances to apologize or say ANYTHING and he just sat there. He’s one of the first to go.
>>205054475
I want them to ask Burt how he would feel if he didn't eat breakfast this morning
it's freezing every 5 seconds for me now
>>205054985its hilarious how the moment he gets agitated he goes back to this stereotypical JEET accent
sam couldn’t habe asked for a better indian
every millenial says their favorite holiday is halloween
>>205054969They have to defend their existence at every moment
>>205054734yeah it's really not cool. hope production keeps taking steps to prevent this sort of thing
Ted is for sure pretending to be gay to molest women, why else would he be gunning for Luke.
>>205054936It's so easy to find lol no one give this guy the link
KEK I KNEEL
they really should advertise this on indian social media how some indian national is being bullied by evil whites.
>>205054995thats just cap
wifi signal is highly entertaining. he must stay.
>>205053914>>205053946it makes alexis and prince dig themselves a deeper hole
Fuk deez condees sar
>>205054985He's using the energy he usually uses to hide the accent to hide the absolute seethe.He can't do both at the same time
>>205054940That was just going off a peak in season pass cam viewing yesterday. You could easily double that from extrapolating
IM SICK OF HEAR ABOUYT FUCKING CANDY THIS SHIT IS SO BORING
as soon as TTS and toys are up i'm gonna shower payton with roses and the office TTSs
new>>205055034>>205055034>>205055034
saaar dood i be loving the halloween day
the jeet doesnt even touch purses without permission but hell kiss binx's forehead while she puts her hand between them?
>>205055005She unironically asked Luke "if you smashed the pumpkins how do we know you don't hit your girlfriend and mom."
>>205055005she said Luke is a wifebeater because he threw a pumpkin, everyone proceeded to call her retarded
>>205054977MY SIDES
>>205055016vance is going down to order him a mafia don suit for tomorrow
>>205055005just live in blissful ignorance anon
>>205054819remember that everything mizzy does it for attention and pull, she thinks she's a brilliant social engineer but doesn't know she's literally retarded
I DONT BELIEVE THAT ITS A SCHIZO I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I NEED TO SEE SMACKS ASSHOLE WHERE IS IT I WILL PAY WHERE CAN I SEE HER ASSHOLE I LOVE SMACK SO MUCH WHERE CAN I SEE HER HOLES
They need to open up TTS so I can ask Smack how much I need to pay for a video of her winking that pristine asshole of hers.
>>205054974only luke and binx know whats going onthats why binx keeps being based
>>205055035They will unironically destroy fishtank by sheer numbers
>>205055005she said luke did "maximum violence" in the basement breaking the pumpkins and she feels unsafe
>>205054681hahaha holy shit.
>>205055005Yes but we still love her.
halloween is synthols favorite holiday because white women dress sluttier
>>205055027every younger indian male I have ever met is exactly the same as wifi signal. they are interchangeable
>>205055023turn on the heater then nigga ahaha haaaaaa
>>205054935It was BAD when he was directing the murder scene last night lol
poojeet is seething hard
>>205055034dont forget to link new threads
>>205054974based schizo
so don’t know yaar candy saar
he just ate you up sis>>205054745lowkey
>>205055142burt is a freeloader plant
>>205054863It’s also because he’s autistic. People sometimes talk to autistic people like they’re little kids out of instinct of their mannerisms that don’t register as adult. Don’t fucking do that to autists. Just treat them normal.
>>205055008wtf context?when did this happen?why binx in a wig?
Save TTS for the last week.
>>205055054jesus what a dumb cunt
>>205055204she reached for a handshake. he took it as permission like every other shitskin. she's wearing a wig for a "skit" challenge.
>>205055204Mini challenge where they had to act out a spooky halloween murder scene
>>205054863>openly mocking his question and laughing in his face, awesome work guys your kids are gonna turn out great
>>205055205fuck you jet we want them now. Is this fishtank or not you uranian faggot.
ian is the meta-plant, everyone in the house -including the production- is a freeloader on the Ian Show.
Was there any changing room kino today? Did mizzy get her ass out again?
Just jerked off to Smaack. It was good. Now I am going to eat an apple
>>205054624She’s not a bad bitch like them and she reminds them of the sweetness they lost. She’s also a stinky granola girl. Probably only uses hippy deodorant that doesn’t work
>>205055306Payton lifted her leg, farted and laughed in the loft
>>205054624Idk, but it extends outside of the show too. Very female watcher wants to kill Smaack and absolutely loves Mizzy
Im sick of listening to this dumb bitch
>>205055382I really only care about Mizzy and her thick legs. She got dressed in the closet away from the cams today :(
>>205054681KINO
TTS when?
>>205054830poor teej getting thrown around like a ragdoll always kills me
>>205055563the show is infinitely better without tts. why would you want to hear people spamming symbols for 5 minutes constantly.>inb4 HAHAHA THE TTS SAY NIGGER
>>205056485its for the hours where literally nothing happens
>>205054565Thanks anon keep posting
>>205056621>watching when literally nothing happens
Anyone got the full Simbal interview?
>>205053827That's a man, isn't it?
