It's HOUSE
>>205062659I find it interesting that people are really getting into House now. I watched it on its original run and loved it, glad it's making a comeback. Did it just drop on Netflix or something? Also seeing all these clips out of context makes it seem like a very intense drama (it is) every episode when it's 85% medical procedural.Watch: The Practice. Same writers and creators but with lawyers. I like it more than House in some ways, very thoughtful show just like House. Lots of great ethical delimas.
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>>205062952ROAD HOUSE... that too
broadband internet and binge watching are killing televisionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
>>205062941It's just some anon rewatching.Personally I can't rewatch House, the show is good but it's so procedural and 95% of the time nothing of consequence happens anyways. The season where he pisses off the cop was kind of cool but even that gets handwaved away at the end.
>>205062941>Watch: The PracticeMaybe I will, thanks>I find it interesting that people are really getting into House now. I watched it on its original run and loved it, glad it's making a comeback. Did it just drop on Netflix or something?Who knows, but if the thread is there then the posters will come.
>>205063131I just like House.
>>205063812Just rewatched a random episode of the practice and it was a 10/10. I can't stress this enough. If you like House WATCH: THE PRACTICE.
>>205064674>practice ends with James spacer suing them and winning forcing them to shut down>Boston legal is James spader in a new law firm after he won his suit in the practiceBased way to end a show and start a new one
Highest IQ diagnostician comin thru
>>205064674DENNY CRANE
>>205065278>It was a toothpickClose enough.
>>205065278He is HIM
>>205064009Turns out, it's a lil monkey fellow
>>205062659MOUSE BITES
>>205065278>patient is black, im thinking its AIDS
>>205065374I liked boston legal
>>205065278Chase always goes for the pedestrian answer, Foreman for a neurological answer and Cameron for the autoimmune one
house general in 2024?
>>205065278>started out as the idiot who was very rarely correct>ends up becoming the best doctor
>>205067419yup
>>205067633Chase wasn't a bad doctor but he didn't really appreciate his position, before House hired Foreman and Cameron I bet he spent the whole workshift just doing crosswords while House hid in the clinic
>>>/wsg/5720989Did they waste him?
>>205067726>Chase wasn't a bad doctorHe was, relative to his position for quite awhile. In fact so was cameron. It's just a good thing house didn't care about meritocracy.
>>205067765This is the only correct response to House smugly calling you an idiot
>>205067819>>Chase wasn't a bad doctor>He wasBut he was the best after House.
>>205067819Chase solved the first case and had the highest %, Foreman was probably the best qualified but despite working with House for the longest time his hitrate was the worst
>>205067988Chase is double board-certified though.
>>205067638im in
>>205068336His dad was pulling a lot of strings out of guiltIt's why he was hired in the first place
>>205068476still solved the most cases
>>205067988This vexes me.
>>205067988>the highest %,of what?He would later be tied with cameron on the consistently worst diagnoses and various times he'd basically check out of cases and let the other two do the work.
>>205068925He solved the most cases after House
>>205062941I think zoomers somehow discovered it a year or so ago, and it's pretty easily available so it got a fair bit of traction. t. zoomer
One of my favourite gags in the show no one ever seems to comment on is the banter between Chase's rich kid naivety and Foreman's street knowledge.>It could be cocaine>In Prison? How do you even get that in?!>... Seriously?It's sparsely done but I always lose my shit.
>>205062941There's a meme on tiktok of posting out of context dr house clips.
>>205069117They really nailed the dynamics between the original three juniors. No surprise they struggled so hard to follow up on it after S3
>>205067834what if he anally probes you instead?
>>205069037what's the per-season breakdown of those?
>>205067633>>started out as the idiot who was very rarely correctWhy do people repeat this again?>"he came up with more diagnoses/good ideas than Cameron or Foreman for each of the first three seasons and also showed some important breakthroughs once he made it back to the team in Season 6. "Even the wiki disagrees.
>It's a "it was the very first disease we tested for but the test came back negative for some reason"These are always so lame.
>there was no twist>the drug addict/alcoholic is simply dying from their addiction
>>205068672still funnyafter all this yearsit's still funny
>>205069909The point is usually that the patient was an idiot who lied about the initial symptoms (usually to avoid a divorce or losing their job or something important) things that most doctors take for granted is that when someone is that sick they are telling you the truth. It's one of the main themes of the show and it's a great commentary on the human condition, everybody lies. Other option is the patient is just a complete retard which is always good for a laugh. Sorry you got filtered anon.
>>205070295I specifically used the word "tested" for a reason, retard.There are several episodes where for some reason the disease is on/off, or they didn't test the right area, or the test was fucked by some other thing, and they're always retarded cause they already solved it and it was the very first thing they did they just dug themselves deeper chasing ghosts.
>>205068672>>>/wsg/5721015
>>205062659i never watched this trash but does he ever say "its on the house" after a patient thanks him?
>>205070534>patients>thanking houselmao
>>205070534fag
>>205070664its on the house
>The Secret Santa episodeThis is hilarious.
>>205067633Chase was correct on majority of the cases. If anything Cameron was the retarded one
Is it normal for doctors to break into patient's homes?
>>205069286it's hard to watch after season 4 im gonna be honest. 13 is just hot, Taub is unlikable and Kutner was offed thanks to the Obama administration. After those three they're all forgettable
>>205067633
>>205071518>hadleyUgh, I hate who made this
on a recent rewatch I realized Cuddy isn't nearly as attractive as the show and media around it made her out to be. Especially with people like Cameron, 13, and Adams around.
>>205070941>Wilson is a jewRip.
>>205071588
>>205071611Cuddy's not supposed to be a smokeshow or anything, but she definitely qualifies as a "Hot boss" when you consider her position at the hospital. Adams on the other hand was way too attractive to be working at a prison.
>>205071518Why was Cameron so useless?
>>205072075emotional woman
>>205070483So... an accurate representation of how medical mistakes cost lives and can happen even when doing everything correct?Yep, filtered.
>>205071320Yes, it's very rare to witness because only the black ones do it and there aren't that many of them.
>>205072214House was kind of a jerk.
>>205063052>broadband internet and binge watching are killing televisionDon't forget WOKE-SHIT....Even if a certain show can pull off being on Classic TV in this day and age, the quality of such content is shit to begin with.
>>205072295He's too cool for school.
>OK highly paid and skilled doctors. You must disregard all our other patients and spend today searching the junkyard guarded by vicious dogs for clues. If that yields nothing then break into his apartment.
How would House have dealt with the pandemic in the past 4 years if it was still going on?
>>205072469>AntibodiesHe'd just let it run its course.
>>205072469He'd convince everyone he was in a risk group and only had to show up the hospital for serious cases, then proceed to direct the team over zoom. However he'd probably develop a stimulant substance abuse problem which makes him a bit more aware of the noises coming from his neighbours which increasingly makes him more paranoid which he assumes is just a side-effect of the simulants but which turns out is actually Cuddy setting up a small clinic in his building so House doesn't have to go outside to diagnose patients since they can come up him instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBj-juGxa0I
>>205074056>"help me doctah house, im fat jeffrey epstein with a moustache"
>>205072214Is that Lin-Manuel Miranda?
>>205074540Yes
>>205074540Yes, he's in loads of episodes in the last season.
>>205075624>>205074761Neat. I never made it to the last season back when it was airing
>>205075184A lot of shows used the tranny term for comedic scenes before 2010, I wonder what went wrong.
>>205062941It literally started on /tv/I watched it when it was out and loved it, I started rewatching it 4 or 5 years ago and started noticing all the house threads hereThen suddenly there were multiple threads every single dayYoutube clip channels also started going crazy recently because it's so quick and witty
house is a gary sue
>>205069909>it's a the first diagnosis was right but the dog ate the meds episode
>>205067638>the ultra lowrise boot cut semi-formal look of the mid late 2000sTake me the fuck back bros I'm so fucking sick of shitty cutoff jean shorts and ratty yoga pants
>>205077923desu you're not wrong, I enjoy him as a character (for the most part) but I've often wondered if he's at least partially a self-insert for David Shore or one of the writers
>>205077923Wat no he's plenty flawed and plenty wrong.
>>205080132>desu you're not wrongYeah he is. The hallmark of a sue is never failing and being universally loved within the universe despite there being no real justification for that level of admiration. Nobody loves him who he didn't basically earn it from tooth and claw through his professional competence. With the exception of Wilson everyone basically barely tolerates him only because he is a wizard at saving lives. The closest thing you get to a sue in the entire series is probably Masters and even that is a hell of a stretch.
Been rewatching House thanks to last thread, I might do one of those watchparty websites later when I get my food so /tv/ can watch together.
>>205070534no but>I've heard your name>Most people have, it's also a noun.
>>205072340MR. BOMBASTICMR. FANTASTIC
>>205072968kek you have a talent for some funny exaggeration, mateI liek the cut of your jib
>>204980723>>204980446>>204980572>>204982228Ok so everyone agrees the S4 2 parter and the s6 finale were the best the show ever did. The show could have ended right there in the bathroom with Cuddy/House and been appropriate. We didn't need more than that. Anyone who refuses to mercilessly breed Lisa Cuddy's kike womb multiple times is an outright faggot. Cameron is a fucking hypocrite, liar, and the most dangerous of all the doctors ever brought into the diag room and that is counting 13 during her drug binging. Cam could not give less of a fuck about the patient or even being honest, she only cares about how her actions make her feel at any given moment. Chase is great at this ambitious prince trying to surpass the King and Foreman is great as the mature foundation of the team. They're all unethical in their own way, but Foreman's bending of the rules is always done in the patient's best interest. House just wants to solve a puzzle. Cameron wants to feel like the world is better because she exists. Chase wants to prove he's better than the other 3.Thirteen was great largely because everyone else on the show loved her, and the chemistry was real. She added a lot of spice and took over the role of problem child on the team so House could actually semi-pretend to do his job. Taub was great because he was a fucking loser that failed upward but you knew both those girls at the end were going to clean him out and he was going to Kushner himself. I don't remember the chink, Cherokee medicine woman, or the doogie houzer wannabe only a female very well but I remember liking a lot of their episodes. Frankly not a fan of the later series. Feel like it should have ended at season 6 after Cuddy tells House she loves him.
>>205080132>self-insert for ... one of the writersDid you mean Taub? The 5'6" slayer?
>>205071518house needs the team to be able to solve the case, there's an episode about it
>>205081729Foreman was a research stealer, car stealer and colleuge syringe stabbing ass.Cameron a UTE
>>205071518I'm glad this chart was made because I always felt like the doctors outside of Chase, Foreman, and Thirteen were mostly redshirt bitch workers. The only reason Cameron was on the team was because House was legally required to have a woman on the team.
>>205081816That's permanent marker...
>>205071518It's funny that in the end not even a team of extremely good doctors were able to match House. He truly was one of a kind genius.
>>205079474That was the Ivermectim episode. I can't believe House gave a guy horse paste to treat parasites.
>>205075624>he said the roses need more fertilizer
>>205081932>I can't believe a guy got an anti malarial/fungal/parasite medication to treat a parasiteYeah real knee slapper
>>205081729>The show could have ended right there in the bathroom with Cuddy/House and been appropriateAbsolutely not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BPmlpSVqkY>Cameron is a fucking hypocrite, liarSo she's like House? And Chase? And Foreman? And 13? And literally every other doctor under House's fellowship? In fact the most honest doctors that were ever on House's team were Adams, Park, and Amber Tamblyn.
>>205077923>someone accuses of him being an asshole in basically every episodeCome now
>>205077923You mean Wilson. Name one flaw in Wilson, and being too nice and caring isn't a flaw.
>>205069395He Gaped me, Cuddy!
>>205082428He is not caring in the sense that a father cares for his family, or wife, or daughter. He's fucking obsessed with caring about everything. Wilson's literally sick in his head and he's House's only friend precisely because of this. Not a single other soul would be able to endure House's shit.
>>205082466Fucking checked and lol'd.>>205082428He commits infidelity on his wives. Finally came to bite him at wife number 3.
>>205082466I hate the "he gaped me" thing with a passion but this made me kek pretty hard.
>>205072075For me to coom
>>205065374Donny Crane
>>205082428he um, cheated multiple times
>>205080564https://hyperbeam.com/i/NrFPfhrMSetting up my food, gonna watch season 1 episode 6 in a few minutes.
>>205063131> good but it's so procedural and 95% of the time nothing of consequence happens anyways.Always wanted a super-cut of JUST House's/Cuddy's etc personal lives, with all the weekly medical mystery "drama" cut out. >The season where he pisses off the cop was kind of cool but even that gets handwaved away at the end.Believable, the world's leading diagnostician WOULD get a lot more leeway than a city cop, even a detective.
>>205067765God damn I love Elias
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>>205085473not to mention anyone with a fuckign brain could tell he was breaking so many fucking laws and essentially harassing House while having a manbaby tantrum
>>205086340Yeah, a cop could mess with him on the short-term and even the rehab stint is believable but irl a dr. on House's level could call off a cop like that with a few phone calls, assuming the cop would even bother to mess with him in the first place once he realized who he was.Money/power backs power.
>>205086649Ex. Tony Soprano getting that ticket quashed and the cop demoted via state assemblyman Zelman.
>>205085264It was Wilson disease.
Neat, House agrees with me when it comes to Cameron and Thirteen.
I mean, would his life really be that much worse if he just cut off his right leg?Even back in 2004 prosthetics were good. And he was HOUSE, he could have got the best of the best or a leg transplant probably down the line.
It wasn't until half way through my second watch through that I realisedHouse = Home = Holmes = Sherlock HolmesJames Wilson = John WatsonVicodin = Cocaine
>>205087713Michael Tritter = Moriarty...
>>205088233this guy was Moriarty >>205067765He was even credited as such.
>>205087713
>>205067765Why did this guy not kill House? Was it explained? He's going to prison anyway for attempted murder and it's not like House's staff tackled him.
>>205087582The show makes many rationalizations for why he keeps the bum leg, but he bounces a lot between the pain being too unbearable to do nothing about and being light enough to be an advantage to him
>>205062941I think it's because it's from the golden age of TV and it's also because it could not be made today. House is intentionally abrasive and offensive, which is why it's so funny, but it's a white guy doing it, which is also why it's so funny, but it wouldn't fly today.If house was made today, Cameron would be the hero and House would be a dunce, Cuddy would be right about everything and 13 and Foreman would have stayed together to have awful mixed children.That's if it made it through more than 1 season of Cameron's savior complex.
>>205062941It happens once every year or two, house threads spring up like crazy. But it's not like there aren't semi regular house threads all the time. It's a good show. Even in the later seasons it has some really high peaks. The lowest point imo was Foreman and 13, and not even because of BMWF, but because foreman is boring, but also that's kinda the point of his character so can't even be mad about it really, just boring. The show was able to write off a character out of nowhere and actual make it interesting and work with House being schizo about it.
>Thread still up>>>/wsg/5720379
>>205063131Its the only procedural I can rewatch. I get why people can't binge it and say they have to do it in bursts, but I can binge it everytime.
>>205089370>and Foreman would have stayed together to have awful mixed children.anon that happens and a lot of mixed children are okay people like you and me.
>>205085264So how was it? I myself have thought about setting up a House channel on CyTube.
>>205089596One anon showed up, we enjoyed the episode with the schizophrenic mother. Watching on my own right now.
>>205089585>...
Best boobs scene in house
>>205064879James Spader did to The Practice what Steve Urkel did to Family Matters.
>>205089614Wholesome
>>205070295>>205070483There's also all the times that the disease doesn't follow the usual trajectory of symptoms or illness pattern. Like a mutation or a derivation. There was even a case where a kid had double cancer.Sure, medically, that's a 1 in 500,000,000 chance of happening, but for 10 people in the world with real shitty luck, that DOES happen.
>>205081729Cuddy was on The Practice. Her shy girl act worked on me BIG TIME.
>>205081816Wasn't that his first case after his original team left? The building collapse and the patients being switched? Cuddy had to tell him that Cameron would never accept that a husband didn't know his wife, that Foreman would never accept that an OCD was flimflam with prescriptions or that Chase wouldn't have fought him on family knowing their own family or something?
>>205087582If I remember correctly he would have his leg removed above the knee, you lose a lot of functionality without the knee
>>205081870You clearly weren't paying attention during THE PILOT EPISODE.House rewarded her with a spot on the team because she didn't take the easy way out. Because she put in the time and did the work. She's the most diligent of all of them, and IIRC, the ONLY one that did any charting or histories. Kind of an important thing for a doctor.
>>205089256>Was it explained?Not sure. He got shot by security on his way out, but he was never caught.
>>205087582>it's my leg, I've had it as long as I can rememberI had to lose my index finger due to an accident. I could've kept it, but I guess because of nerves it wouldn't really work and would cause constant pain above my palm or something. I still miss it though, light switches piss me off to this day because I still try to use them to this day with that hand and get reminded I'm missing a finger. A leg would be even worse, and even with good prosthetics, I can't imagine having to put your leg on every morning, take it off at night, anytime your intimate people will see you with half a leg. The same accident left me with the majority of my top front teeth gone and I had to get a denture. Even in private, taking them on and off was embarrassing and humiliating to me. I have implants now, and they're great, but they are the same as when I had my teeth. Losing any body part is a lot psychologically, I can't imagine what a leg would be like and I would do anything to avoid it if possible.
>>205089978yes, basically. He tried to get a janitor to help him and acting like a doctor but it didn't work out pretty early on.
>>205082428Gullible? Bad with money? Emotionally sensitive to the point of mopey? Easily taken advantage of? Kind of spineless? Indecisive?
>>205090044Does it still feel like your finger is there? Like if I told you to bend your index finger, would it feel like you were even though you know it's not there?
>>205090043how stupidi've watched the entire show 2 times but i barely remember this
>>205090044Based post and checking your double dubs.
>>205086649A better foil/villain to House would have or should have been a pharmaceutical rep of some kind. All the money and backing of a billion dollar company, the underhandedness of a sales rep who's financial security depended on moving research drugs and narcotics, House being weak enough or in pain enough to want a taste, a hooked House willing to experiment on patients for the big pharma just to see what happens. Would even make sense for the sales rep to be the sexist actress available at the time for eye candy, fan service, believability that a painkiller addict who frequents hookers would fall for a sales seductress with a bottomless pit of drugs and money in exchange for patient access and a world class name to vouch for corner cut rushed to market prototype pharmaceuticals.
>>205086649yea that plot line was always weak. The hospital had plenty of money and was benefiting from the fact that House worked there. It was really silly that they didnt step in with 25 lawyers and make the cop go away.
>>205089492My favourite story arc for Foreman was when he got to lead his own team. He solved a case "the wrong way" and was fired for it. It didn't matter that he was right, it mattered only that he didn't follow policy or procedure. A hospital would rather let a patient die to have everyone follow the rules than for a life to be saved and the hospital be the tiniest bit open to a lawsuit. Foreman got a great life lesson to American malpractice/medical legal ethics insurance red tape beaurocracy that made him a better doctor.
>>205090048He says something about that to Wilson during their not getting along story arc. His rigid, logical, step by step process needed Wilson to be creative and intuitive and to make leaps that he wouldn't because it would make him consider things he otherwise wouldn't think of.That's why most of his realizations and breakthroughs come during his offtime or when he's dicking around.
>>205090108Its hard to explain. To go back to the lightswitch thing, it is muscle memory yes, but also, I feel the signals from my brain trying to perform the action like it's there. Another good example would be a snowball. If I were to pick up a ball of snow, I'd feel like there was an invisible finger that's cold, but I wouldn't feel any texture or anything, nor would I feel any bending or motion, just the cold. I assume that's why they call it phantom.
>>205081909That's why they don't have departments like that in IRL life
>>205090509My dad wore a cellphone in a little holster on his belt at his corporate job for almost thirty years. Even after being long retired now, he still reacts every few days or so to something buzzing on his hip. He says he feels like his cellphone is vibrating.What you say sounds kind of like that.
>POLL>>>/wsg/5720830House's Head vs Wilson's Hearthttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPl9AKgE
>POLL>>>/wsg/5719317House's Head vs Wilson's Hearthttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPl9AKgE
>>205090456It's also sad how useless his team is without him. Like in the episode were Wilson abducts him to bring him to the funeral and the team panics because they can't reach him anymore. I think maybe Chase and Kutner have been able to solve cases without much input from house.
>>205090730I get those too. When your job requires you to have cellphone all the time, if you are without one you feel naked, and constantly think someone is buzzing you at the slightest vibration. Losing a limb is different. Your brain doesn't know it's gone but still sends signals as if it was still there. It's like describing a trip to someone who's never tried psychedelics.
>>205091670>>205091161Phantom phone vibrations aren't comparable to a missing limb
>>205070519my guy is VEXED
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>>205091711why not?
>>205082428He cheats on his wife
>>205091072>>205091098While I agree these are top ten, maybe even top five episodes of the whole series, where is One Day, One Room or Three Stories? Frozen? Broken? All In? No Reason? 20 Vicodin? Help Me?
>>205091974It's just a vote between these two episodes, in keeping with last thread
