Andrew "Jet" Goodson edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!• Ian is disappointed that Paintin' doesn't smoke weed• Luke apologized and everyone loves him except WiFi Signal>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205064905
I wanna fuck burts stinky feet
>Has the strategy of J*sie and TJ (aka the winners)>Hint of the Mauro (fan favorite) techniqueHe's good, a little too good.
hm
>smaack hasn’t won anything>she has no close allies>she’s a strong player we have to get rid of herkek these tards would get steamrolled on big brother
BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS
>/ftl/ is still living in ignorant bliss
>>205066701omg
Wes, enable "Put away Andrew" fishtoy
Okay, so what have I missed today?
buddy duo tv sitcom type shit
Ian.
>>205066695great payton webm. could do without the nigger
Ian, the murder scene challenge was yesterday!
>>205066701i wanna do raceplay with burt
WYPIPO DONT WASH DEY MEATS
>What was your name again?
what are these red marks on her arms?
I want to suck the shit juice out of Binx's tight sphincter and swish it between my teeth
bbw wife is seething
>>205066716viewers per cam, genius
stupid nigger just throwing the salmon into the dirty sink
IMPREGNATE BINX
surely they're gonna start to wonder why there's only one event per day that lasts an hour at most. surely they're gonna start asking themselves why it seems like they're just alone in the house with no direction.
The random Ian close ups are too good.
It’s only 7pm there. Surely the symbol speech isn’t the only content tonight, right? Surely the wiggers have something else planned?
Has anything happened within the last hour?
>>205066716based retard
Stop finding 32-year-old women attractive. It's not natural.
Alex could stand among the greatest Fish of all time, and we're not even 1 week in.He could still stumble and fail to enshrine his legacy, but I hope even those of you who find him insufferably annoying can see the TALOS THE AUTOMATON levels of potential that stands before is. Very exciting, the future is bright.
did they bring up the TTS at all yet?
>>205066720keep going, you've almost convinced anyone
>>205066719>This man is sleeping>Wrong!>This man is dead
is hulu a big deal in the US? one of them said "I watch hulu every day" is that normal? what kind of shows are on there, is it all reality stuff?
IAN IS LEAVING
>>205066714To the future winner.....salud!
why does Alex sometimes sound exactly like him?
>>205066741Abortion marks
>uwu I’m just a silly little e-girl with my plushie and I love 100 gecs hehe do you guys know have cucks and femcelsI can’t believe some of you guys are buying this shit.
>>205066720based schizo
binx feet
It's called the knockout game and eventually white people are going to get tired of playing it. That's all I'm saying.
How was Alex been yapping in Confessional
>>205066720normies do not know who sam hyde is, only terminally online people do and none of them are that
>>205066724>>205066728>>205066730>>205066732unmatched aura
>>205066762thanks for reminding me
BINX IS PEEING
>>205066767I cannot WAIT to see him in the next RP event lmao
>>205066766me watching fishtank right now
>>205066728>>205066730
>start crying>talk like latina>feel comfortable>talk like latinawhat does this mean?
Smaack heads our girl has this
Cymbal will win and chuds will cry. This season is Sam's kneeling apology to the great nation of Bharat and its superior people.
>>205066743nigger
>>205066779AIDSN
>>205066719>>205066724>>205066728>>205066730>>205066732damn man he asleep
>>205066720your logic circuits are a little twisted up my guy
Holy fuck, they actually never stop with the seasoning, do they?
>>205066720give it up my guy
Hmm
alex is such a narcisist that he is losing his mind that they chose saar to do the speech and not him. he is too much, they can get him to do anything if it means he gets attention
>>205066728cells in- internal- internally uhhh shit man
>>205066741maybe stress scratching with those god awful nails
>>205066790What is the percentage chance of a normie knowing Sam Hyde?
NICE STREAM BINX
R.I.P. Ian Corleone. Jul. 17th 2003 - Oct. 30 2024
wtf even goes on in here?
signal gae
Reminder that Mizzy has diabetes.
>>205066720this would be a fun topic to discuss if these peoples lives wasn’t broadcasted online.
>>205066777hulu used to be the US's netflix before netflix was a thing, it's still pretty relevant
how do i turn of baby chat mode?
>>205066746>>205066760good luck finding the other 8k viewers on the other cams
>>205066720burt doesnt knowbinx knowsted doesnt knowalexis doesnt knowmizzy doesnt knowalex doesnt knowcymbal doesnt knowian doesnt knowron doesnt knowthe other girl def doesnt know
>watching cozy cr with alex and binx>cut back to den ptz when theyre done>ian sleeping with his hand down his pantsI fucking love this show
>>205066777It’s like Netflix but primarily based around television. It does have a lot of the reality shows on it but they’re not the focus.
>>205066806it means>have sex>moan like latina
>>205066801I can hear it
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ian is sleeping
yo jet you should tell them they cant wear anymore clothing with LOGOs or anything that is copyrighted so you dont have to blur it out. like take the clothes away or tell them they can only wear them inside out. tell them you dont want to get sued
>>205066756... do they have clocks?
My theory is there are multiple plants with the sole goal to aid the gaslight on the few that don't know, and they were hired to do that. Its likely impossible to get a full cast or almost full cast of people who don't know.Symbol might be a plant. I thought it was really weird that 10 seconds into the season Sam said to the house he got him from a call center. Seems like a little bit too on the nose to do right away unless Sam/Jet knew Symbol before hand. The real fish are probably Alexis, Alex, Burt, Ian, Smack, Sneed, Mizzy
alexis is so gross, i cant handle any more obscene sex talk
This is now a Ben appreciation thread Say something nice about this man.
>Miffy and Payton are so impressed with the jeet's cold-read that they believe he's the undercover executive producer / directorI kneel
>>205066741they are fake blood stains from yesterdays challenge
alex admitted he has nipple piercings in kitchen
im imagining ian wearing a tshirt and hat that say "ian" on them and laughing my ass off
>>205066830Fat skank
>they're still going on about lukehave these people never met a normal person before?
>>205066836None of them know schizo
>>205066826wtf we share a birthday, I love this nigga even more now
>>205066756pretty sure they want them to slowly figure out that something is wrong. it would make sense and soften the eventual reveal.
>>205066762i'm her age nigger
wait how are sneed and alexis taking the news that luke is admiting to stealing? they know he is lying.>>205066845beat me too it.
he ascends his throne
>>205066817Simbal is his rival in the house, how do you want him to take it, like Ted?
>>205066777basically the same as netflix just different shows and movies
>>205066830good
wtf is mizzy doing in vanity
>>205066758Jet told them no more group things, only individual scenes. Who knows.
Sodastream will do for soda what 3D printing did for assault rifles.State enforced homosexuality.Facebook has your birth certificate.
got to hand it to ian. he is really committed to this character
ice cold on payton right now but only because i feel the could become the biggest cockblock to the twist transition etc
>>205066803I'm just hoping we'll see him engage directly with Xavier. Not sure if my body will survive the levels of kino that will come out of such a meeting.
>>205066828Burted
Does Ian have any sort of online presence like the others or is he genuinely a homeless person they found and convinced him to join if it meant he gets free food and a house for 6 weeks?
>>205066762she has 3 years to be classified as a geriatric pregnancy.
>>205066862MVP this season
>they think luke is getting kicked
ian is literally me
>>205066856simbal cant be a plant because they are taking way too much time and energy to viscerally humiliate him.
THEFTVANDALISMASSAULT
>>205066868just to remind himself who he is
what is payton writing in the loft?
>>205066756That’s only slightly off from what most reality tv is
Ted has that chud build. They need to kick him out.
burt is right but he doesn't know why. luke being a paid plant is why he won't win.
>>205066862He is effortlessly cool and oh-so handsome to boot!
>>205066728He's literally me bros...Pure Ianian kiano
burt is getting comfortable talking
skater girl about to take Burts mbc (medium black cock)
Miniature Famouse House
>>205066817can't wait for him to black up
BLOODY HATECRIME SIRS
>>205066845Don't wake the baby
>>205066756why is that crazy? they only need 22 minutes of footage for an episode
>>205066741scars from recent tattoo removal
>>205066741Her foundation doesn't match her natural skin tone 7/10 would not bang
>>205066906kek
i'm fucking sick of ian hogging all of the spotlight
Bring back Simmons for real.
>>205066916diary probably. she was writing on the night of the candy caper too before those fucking faggots and whores invaded her space
>>205066904a fat loser beaner?
I'm a fan of aerial view Ian.
>>205066714>all fishtank winners are mexicans what did jet mean by this?
Good luck searching for Al Quaeda on the internet in 2070. You'd have better luck going next door and asking them in person.
>>205066768They only sent Burt one message from the walls. “Hi”
UMMM... SMAACKHEADS????
binx is probably online enough to have scrolled past the sam hyde shooter meme on her twitter timeline before but not online enough to actually know who he is
Payton is such a good actor
>>205066873binx might know shes a 32 year old who dresses 19
>Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
Smack's side profile is fucking HORRIBLE
>>205066912he keeps it real
>>205066928this is the winners arc. they always start out shy and unable to socialize and gradually become sociable.
>>205066951good post
>>205066862Very passionate, excels at his job
>>205066898He's from Cali and has an excessive amount of luggage, doubt he's homeless
>>205066949they sent a 2nd last night but nobody heard it
>>205066888fuck the astros
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>>205066933>indian in slideskek
ppv land has fallen
>>205066949they sent one last night telling him to sleep good too
>>205066942if Simmons came back would he go for Alex or Ted?
>>205066933SAAR PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SAAR
>>205066816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54
>>205066933HOW CAN HE TOUCH??!?!
Burt talking about his love for Teddy
lag tank
Luke was doing pushups in the yard, visions of Cole Shot Caller posting
>>205066941he's leaving
I thought Indians didn't eat cows??????
>teddy is my favorite dude in here
>>205066976my streams still working
>>205066953You are living in a bubble. No one knows Sam Hyde outside of right wing circles or terminally online autists.
>>205066952She has one of THOSE faces.
>>205066902TWO BLACK QUEENS
>TEDDY IS MY FAVORITE DUDE HERE>AHHHH HE IS MY LITTLE SKATE ART BUDDYburt+ted confirmed
>skate art buddyTed got longhoused.
So there's no returning contestants/fish, but have they explicitly said anything about the beloved freeloaders?>Fatty>Frank>Alex Stein>XavierThese are the only ones who should 100% return. Any others? Do people disagree on the above 4 returning being good?
Burt seems a lot more comfortable now, I really cant help but root for him. Maybe the retarded egirls are on to something.
>>205066862saved the show from the clutches of jeet neptroon
if ted is a plant I will kneel so hard
>>205066756bb is like one event or communal sit down every 2 daysbb is 100 days
>>205066684dyke is writing in her journal
>>205066930i miss cleh
>>205066950>Smaack is getting aids (again)Based
Burt actually seems slightly more normal today, maybe he's not as nervous.
it astonishes me whenever these women say teddy is sweet. he's either the world's most depraved pervert or the most successful troll in show history
>>205066933>MY RULES>MY WAY>I WALK BLOODY BENCHOOD
>>205066945next level shit
Speak softly, love, and hold me warm against your heart,I feel your words, the tender trembling moments start,We're in a world, our very own, sharing a love that only few have ever known.Wine-colored days warmed by the sun, deep velvet nights when we are one.
>>205066999im saying binx is terminally online
i hate him more than tayleigh
>>205066862>finally shaved his balding head >looks 100x better Why didn't he listen to us to begin with?
>>205066936
>>205066933>BEHAVE YOURSELFthat experience will forever be ingrained in cymbals psyche. he'll be home hatefapping to BLEACHED after this.
>>205066952BETTER BLICCY BETTER BLICCY BETTER BLICCY
Who bought the dip? $BINX is back up.Ian has overtaken Alex B. Slight downward movement for Burt but nothing to be concerned about, I'd keep holding.
It's so over for her bros...
>>205066955>my burger is supposed to have no pickles. no pickles. NO PICKLES.
>burt can talk like a normal person in 1-on-1she cute
>>205067020Kek s2 sucked
I really hope Smack isn't out first I like her
How did Luke apologize for shoving the Indian? And they accepted his apology?
i think ianposting is the most fun I've ever had on this website and maybe on any website
>>205067005fatty was never good to begin with
>>205067005Xavier can't come in with a mask on, unless it's for halloween.
>it's been a hard few daysOH no. Oh no no.
>>205066950kino duo that I didn’t expect
>>205067005Smaack would quit if any of the people came on, especially Alex Stein.
Am I correct in saying this seasons contestants became comfortable with each other at a way faster pace? We're just on day 3 and it feels like they almost seem like long time friends.
The lesbian thing must be really she's starting to dress like a wigger
I love how paranoid these bitches are over Smack who is literally a non-contender and has done nothing wrong
>>205066950They’re both black, I ship them
>words are violent, too
>>205067020was season 2 really this bad I only watched the parts with summer in it
>>205067044how are they comparable or related at all
if mizzy leverages ted being retarded in the cr she could do something cool for once and get his faggot ass out of here
>>205067060everyone but the saar accepted his appology
the baby in b1 makes me laugh every time i check to see if anyone is in there
>>205066942He's the editor
>>205067060nobody actually cared about cymbal getting pushed
>>205067045Burt is a bubble(butt) that is bound to burst.
Smaack or whatever the fuck her name is can't even skate. The bitch cant even do an ollie. She's probably actually a dumb liberal bitch but the skater girl thing is a fraud.
>Jet managed to fix the error he made yesterday by telling the fish his name was jet when he was doing laundryJet W
Okay I am now on the Smuurt train
does anyone know if we're getting the computer reveal tonight
>>205066824roughly 0.0002% rounded up, assuming there are over a million people in the world that know sam hyde and fishtank (there arent)
Burt is pretty gay
jet neptune dies today.
burt kinda sucks ngl
>>205067050He seems completely normal here, body language is so casual too.
>>205067039I liked the mad scientist hair
Cole would be dominating this competition. This cast would all think he's stoic, cool, and mysterious, rather than being jealous of him.
I honestly couldn't tell you what the factions and alliances are right now
>>205066856Symbol being a plant would make no sense it's like if Simmons was a plant in s1
>>205067068These people are normalfags and not shut-in autists.
>words are violent toohe said nigga with a soft a. by accident lmao
>Words are violent tooI can fix her but it's going to take a lot of work.
>>205067046on a real one i want to marry her and have several kids with her haha
>>205067053>>205067020>not 1 person has said "production told me" this season>jet nowhere to be seencoincidence?
>>205067066Good Smaack
SEXHOUSE
I WANT TO FUCK SMACK
>>205067036She is a female, Sam Hyde is literally a masculine self-help guru type like Andrew Tate. Give it up.
1/8th is still going on about Alex saying nigga
i love the way burt talks about what luke did like theyre legit crimes and he's testifying on the stand
>>205066936>>205067040what causes this? is it feng shoey?
>>205067111hi cole
>>205067037He's probably mostly a character but I'm with you, he fucking sucks lol. I can respect it if he's playing it up.
>>205067068Normies are like this. I remember people glomming on to each other during my college freshman orientation and sticking with each other for the rest of the year. Its insane.
was the TTS TODAY message real or what?
>>205067076In terms of what fishtank was actually supposed to be about, it was terrible. But a lot of the shit that happened was very memorable and insane to watch. Jimmy’s freak out and the staff having to pry shit out of his hands after realizing he might’ve come on the show to kill Sam come to mind
>>205067091actually true
>>205067097where is this from?
>>205067070>Tyler the Creator fanShe's 100% dyke
>ted has to use his entire body and heave to open the fridgeholy shit the weakling>>205067070i want her to lez out with my male cock
>>205066862he went from a literal who in s1 to the only competent member of production
>>205067060he spun a story about nicotine withdrawals and being on edge. everyone backed him and mizzy immediately turned the situation on simbol how it was actually him who provoked the whole situation
>Burt keeps referring to Luke as "All American"Is this a gay thing?
People here like Burt for the wrong voyeuristic reasons, he genuinely seems like an insightful and good dude
>>205067091based spergs vs failed normies
Lukebros... its over... they think he's evil
>>205067111this is the cast he wanted to be apart of when he originally signed up for s2
>>205067143They also said whispering ends today
Burt and Smack are plotting against Luke in the confessional
Did Mizzy ever figure out Alexis and Laron steal his candy?
>>205067005Frank has confirmed he's on S3. I hope they all are. Maybe not Alex Stein though.
i have yet to see anyone lounge in the lounge chair in the lounge
>>205067095>the name is jet. Jet neptune>*guitar riff*
ok i dont like burt anymore
>>205067076It had a certain charm. That charm being TJ
get clothes that fit you fat fuck
ian is leaving
!
>>205067154anti-white racism
>>205067112I dont think they even know
>Luke committed theft, vandalism and assault in one nightHOLY SHIT KEKThe autistic black/white thinking
>>205067112they literally shift every 45 minutes
>>205066952i think she looks weird.
>>205067095 Why was this an error in the first place???
>>205067135you can tell burt loves police procedurals
>>205066952peyton has big pupils
LUKE GOT FIGURED OUT
>>205067170apparently not, these retards in confessional are saying luke was proven guilty
thats my boy
my mutt ugly gf i defend to the death
>>205067111no he wouldn't. He would be instantly ostracized just like he was in S2 and leave shortly after again. Claire on the other hand.....
>>205067091this is what jet meant about advancing culture
>>205067162lol he thought he was going to be the Luke of his season. get punk'd and cry more, bitch cole
>>205067039the balding look kinda suited him ngl
>>205067170>>205067195Luke confessed to it
>SAAR I COULDA DIED SAAR
>>205067154It's called envy
>>205067152>competent member of productionhe is the show right now.
Finally back i should not have been banned for posting burt getting rimmed that was bullshit.So who we feeling i fuck with alex burt luke and ian the rest i cant wait to see get humiliated.
>>205067186>>theftDo they think he stole the candy? Didn’t see this morning
Seriously though, ignoring the black faggot and all the girls and only putting hands on the small indian man was a bitch move
>>205066950She already had a black bf, so she's ready for Burt.
It's actually insane and unreal, Ian gives zero fucks. He is there for the food.
>>205067207he's literally jesus
i love burt. hes invested 100% and it makes it all too funny
>>205067149i remember a lot of dudes like him back in the early 10s. Middle class suburban high school.
>>205066730they whacked the don!
>>205066862He is a pretty princess
>>205067186you have no idea what black and white thinking is.
>>205066824Miffy, Smaack, Payto, and Ted were all talking about Chris Chan documentaries yesterday. Pretty likely one of them has seen something about Sam.
>>205067152He also doesn't grovel around Sam's knees like a fucking dog asking for daddy's acceptance and permission. People like Sam and Ben working on the show are 100% Sam's decision and not Gorans.
>>205067154its a nicer way of calling him a bitch ass cracka
>Burt: Luke can hide his deceitful nature behind a sweet warm smile which is very disturbingHOLY PROJECTION
>>205067154he's a tall white chad, that's what people call those guys sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U
>>205067207Yeah but he didn't do it. Alexis and Sweetboy are sweating over that.
Burk and Smack are teaming up
>>205066718Good.
>>205067005Simon/Tai needs to be on
So when will something interesting happen?
>>205067091truth nuke, she’s gonna be unbearable when the reveal happens
>>205067180>i almost died>>205067216he admitted to stealing it lol
So does Luke just write his comic or does he do the art too?
when's elimination? i'm bored of these circular discussions
EXECUTIVEPRODUCER
>>205067219its so sick actually. they should just let him live in the house for the rest of the show.
>>205067246Burt's jealous
>>205067176i like how he can look normal but be a complete schizo bpd behind the scenes
>>205067068this is what real people are like. not mde orbiting retards like us.
>Burt is focusing his autism into just moving his fingers while sitting stillImpressive
>>205067246He's literally correct though. Luke is the plant who is there to fuck with them and pretending to be nice.
>>205067154envy
jesus smaack is fucking annoying>>205067076it was great, improved upon season 1 in every aspect
Ian just sleeping through and winning anyway would be the funniest outcome.
>>205067249>>205067197he's resting for the tasks yet to come
what kind of pussy ass retard cares about smashed pumpkins
>>205067154the only "insult" they could find for him last night was captain america
i cant WAIT until mizzy finds out who really stole her candy
>>205067261i think he's an artist first and writer second. i'm the opposite. yep: i'm a writer, and an artist too.
>>205067261he does the art, he also makes DNSL's merch.
Luke getting voted by Smaack, Burt, and Simbal
>>205067265they said not today. probably for halloween; being candy and all
>>205067240People like Vance and Ben**
>burt fucked a dude in an airplane bathroom and is moralfaging about luke smashing a couple pumpkins.
>>205067170NoOn top of that some people but not all know that alexis has her candy back because she told binx that she "found it"Everyone thinks they're playing mastermind but none of them have all of the informationThey're puppets pulling eachother's stringsThe true mastermind is ??? Idk what the fuck is happening anymore
When does Computer show up?
>>205067246he is saying this because he thought luke would never steal in a million years. luke admitting to taking the candy is actually making them go crazy
>>205067039tastefully balding beats the reddit combo of bald head and beard imo.
>>205067222this, who cares if he's going against people we like, he's funny as fuck
>scheming in B3>director just watching Ian sleepAbsolutely based
>>205067283gamer strategy
>>205067236Females do not know Sam Hyde. You are living in a bubble/.
>>205067246The way he talks about it reminds me of one of those autistic fetish deviantart pics
>>205067111Good call. I think he would be favorite to win this season. S2 was just a bunch of degenerate freaks. It made sense that they wouldn't like him.
>>205067005If Claire doesn't come back, I J6 the famous house.
I think Burt is jealous that Luke is playing the role that Burt wants to play.
>>205067142Is that a bad thing?
i want to kill people and have sex with payton
>Alex has a huge cigarette addictionhaha yeah... cigarettes
>>205067298computer left
This is mind-numbingly bad. Where is the content?
>>205067260Kek why?
>>205067154Frat guy
ALEX IS SO HORNY FOR BINX
>>205067302TJ is trying his best
>>205067003> longhousedWhere did that term come from and actually mean? My friend uses it in place of cucked.
>>205067076It was MDEfantank. Not bad really but also not what it should have been.
>kick or treat
half of the fish have lied about their age
>>205067313You're probably right
>>205067005Tai is the only good reoccurring freeloader.
Mizzy is so fucking self-obsessed>We have to vote out the person who stole my candy
>Smaack mad that Luke joked about his age???
SMAACKHEADS... WE EATIN' GOOD
>Luke told them he was 45Why would you ever do that kek
>>205067302Jet finally learned where the content is.
>>205067077actually hot girls and not just 'attainable' e-girls.
>>205067320there was a huge event like half an hour ago go scroll tiktok jesus fucking christ
>>205067246kek he's unironically right though
cooling down on burt
Alex and Binx is the only genuine duo
Christ
i thought there was a slimy worm on my lap but it was just a strand of banana rind from when i had a banana earlier
>>205067111the only chance cole has to fit into any group of people is if theyre all hyper autistic freaks like him like they were in S2. he would probably be liked even less than the jeet in this cast
I'm Saarpilled because1. He's a fellow manlet2. He's an underdog3. He makes everyone seethe
I hated him 24 hours ago, now is is in the top 3. What happened?
>>205067270wait i just remembered autistic people mirror whoever theyre talking to, I just dont like the reflection of smack
>>205067343cole would LOVE burt
>>205067344Only acceptable opinion.
>>205067302you cant even hear what the dwarf is whispering anyways
>>205067320SLOW FUCKING BOIL
>>205067020well, the difference is in s3 they think the candy matters so are willing to risk drama with people to get it, in s2 they knew it all didn't matter so why create drama for no gain?
>>205067095I'm really impressed with their decisions so far. I hope they actually stick with Jet playing the assistant and letting Ben run things. Ben is WAY better at manipulating/directing fish with a straight face. Jet doesn't take anything seriously enough.
>>205067154An honor for top athletesA title given to outstanding athletes in the United States who compete in college or secondary school. The term originated in college football, but was expanded to include other sports and high school athletes. Selection criteria vary by sport, but may include GPA, games started, or finishing place in an event. Athletes who are selected are often added to an All-America team, and may be named to a first, second, or third team.
smack is gonna get kicked out. s hes taking the bait on luke and everyone else hates her lolol. jeet stays.
>>205067154Ever seen an 80's movie with a jock? That's Luke. We need to go back.
>>205067349Burt getting SMAACKED
>Count to four, inhale. Count to four, exhale.
>>205067344tai xavier and nifty
>>205067296nothing wrong with fucking a dude in an airplane bathroom
>>205067005I hope nobody comes back. I want all the freeloaders to be weirdos they find on craigslist/backstage
>burt still thinks its a normie show and the audience will turn against luke
>>205067374Should have been paying more attention to the market.
Alex dick is like twice as long as Burts and thicker
would Mizzy and Binx be hotter with a tongue piercing
>>205067374just chillin foo
>>205067365Love this mutt
>>205067373good morning sir
>>205067343why do they have a weird cadence when they speak?
>>205066790I showed my dad some WP sketches. He loved em. My dad might not be a normie, though
Shelf building when??
>>205066720go to a normie and explain to them who sam hyde is. the reaction you will get will explain to you immediatly how none of these people know who he is, aside from luke and maybe binx.
>>205067374They call this the TJ effect.
>>205067357That wasn't a huge event you faggot. They just had the Jeet read a chatgpt script in front of everyone. Laziest excuse for "content" ever bro. You're such a fucking dork.
>>205067365no definition, no effect. she is not a girl she is not nothing. payton is art.
>>205067374Real recognizes real, you finally see.
>>205067374Everyone else is a turbo normalfag so they’re insufferable and he just sleeps.
>>205066728Imagine how buttblasted Mauro would be to find out Ian mogs him in Snorlaxmaxxing.
>>205067374coz he's not fake?
>>205067300That's just a receding hairline, his hair is still thick on top, Ben was full on Norwood 8 maxxing. It had to go.
Surely Burt will not turn out to be a killer and rapist
>>205067349ironically simping for one of the obviously worst females got us taytriots.please stop.
https://bigbrother.fandom.com/wiki/Luke_Valentine
>>205067412Autism
>>205067374He provides a sense of serene peace that no other contestants can provide.
>BURT BRINGS UP NOBODY STEALS HIS SHITthey all sense he is a psycho
>>205067423what is your idea of "content"
>>205067387I think they’re just saving Jet for when it turns into fishtank after the show gets “cancelled” or something
>>205067357>More unfunny Sam-slop that doesn't land>huge eventHuh?
>>205067369clean yourself up anon, take a break. i'll keep you updated if anything happens.
>>205067076They did say "Production told me to say this" quite a lot to the point where production had to tell them to stop saying it and there was a rule against saying it. It was the high water mark of basement meetings with the cast and the show being scripted. Thinking about it is making me appreciate what we have in s3. For now.
>>205067421Damiel did it first S2fag
>>205067315Its probably a good thing. I could just never be like.
>>205067374It got lit in there
>>205067398binxi should turn against luke if ya know what i mean hahahaha :D
remember when burt was just as a wide eyed schizo who shuffled around all day saying teenage pussy telekinesis and jerking off? better times
Smaack is gonna think burt stole her candy L.O.L!!!
>>205067374his ability to chill is unmatchednothing can phase the immovable object
>>205067412They focus on just getting the words out correctly in the first half then focus on the second half.T. Retarded genius autist
I want the plant to win
Burt should cum on his candy so most people don't want to take it.
>>205067393He looks like Michael Shanks in Stargate.
>burt and smaack talking about mean girlscomfy
>>205067353Because he's there with the goal of fucking with them. He couldn't care less about being their friends, if anything his "friends" are the ones downstairs running the show.
>>205067402That is why Burt is here to tame it.
>>205067445You’re delusional
burt is soo mean girl
>>205067434kek someone already added fishtank s3 info and link
>>205067417They're soaking the wood now.
I want Burt to get some speech therapy classes
>>205067434>In 2024, Luke appeared as a contestant in the third season of internet reality show Fishtank Live.
>>205067437sam literally told smaack day 1 during a confessional that burt is a schizo. she just thinks that schizos are heckin wholesome people too :)
>>205067438So far the only entertaining parts of the show has been the cast interacting with production, so do more of that. Nobody cares about their boring ass "strategizing" anymore. It's already old.
when is the fucking elimination
>>205067411Fuck you, bloody madarchod basrtard bitch. Simbal #1
burt everyone loves you thats why no one takes your stuff
>>205067459Same, I really like Alex and Burt too but Luke needs to win.
>>205067374you got socially engineered, fishtank is a test for propaganda tacticsthey just made you like ian. you are not in control of your own mind.
>>205067374regal irreverence for spectacle.
>>205066862He is "playing" a director and is unironically the most talented person on the Hyde team. If this season ends up being the best, it will be in large part due to ben.
burn book mentioned
based burt realizing the conspiracy against him
>Burt has seen Mean Girlsthis is making me laugh hard
in a perfect world burt would be pounding my ass (for free)
Mean Girls is such a Reddit fag anti-bullying movie. Of course Burt loves it.
>>205067459Many are saying this
>>205067441thanks brother. keep an eye on payton please. wow, payton had a banana yesterday, lol. twinsies!
>>205067446I struggle as well. I'm like almost normal.
Ian still powering up.he will be unstoppable soon!
>>205067411No one awake in India right now would even have access to the Internet, tryhard nigger
I hate Mizzy as a person and contestant but I really wanna bang her fat ass.
Anything happen since the gay indian speech?
Whole crew in b3
>>205067374We told you to invest and you didn't want to listen. Now Iancoins have skyrocketed and your seething on missing out.
>>205067437>steal shit from gay rape Black AboboIs he REALLY 160 IQ? Self awareness is a trait of intelligence right?
Burt piecing together the tactics a more checking intelligent cast would utilise
>>205067479jet told alex that it wont be tonight.
>i won't put my hands on anyone>unless they want me to because it turns them on
>>205067490He's literally a TVtropes turbo autist, his username on everything is "lonetroper"
>>205067491grim
smaack has no clue shes gonna get voted out i feel bad
Wow he can actually talk much better when he’s comfortable. Love Burt
smack acts like someones really dorky lonely aunt
Uhm, hello? Content? It has been four days now. Where is the content?
Burt mentioning strangling FORESHADOWING
are we really going to have to wait until they all go to bed to activate tts? this is so fucking boring.
>>205067482I just don't see how unless he has production immunity.
>>205067483This
I can't wait until they bring in a whisper tax, they are strategizing in B3 and I can't hear a thing
HAHAHAH Burt bringing up fetish talk like it's normal
>>205067500Mean girls is like the most accessable chickflick. I dont know why but it just works
Burt 100% has aspergers
josie almost got third degree candy burns
>>205067459can plants even win? i doubt sam would allow it because that'd mean paying them twice
>>205067511he probably wants somebody to say they are afrid of him, for the fetish mostly
surely this will blow burt's goodwill with at least one woman
>talkin about violence in general>burt leads to how he doesn't hurt anyone unless they want to be like, strangled in bedjesus burt
Even Smaack is uncomfortable with this.
based burt
>>205067039disagree. Balding suits some people
Burt fucking rules, holy shit
>>205067459Lukegang
>floaterthey are using big brother terminology again
burt sperging about yt boi bussy in RC
smaack uncomfortable as fuck
WHISPERING ENDS TODAY T. JET NEPTUNE BTW
based nigger
jesus christ burt lmaothis nigga is terminally coombrained
burt cant stop talking about sex
>>205067501Stocks are up
>>205067534the whole show is a joke on the contestants i don't see why the production plant couldn't win
>Trump giving a televised speech in a garbage man vest Chudbros, am I missing anything on the Tank?
not to sound like a discordtranny, but Smack is unironically obsessed with Burt's BBC
>Burt has trapped Snaack in a room where he assures her that he won't hurt her or choke her unless she explicitly asks him to and that a lot of people really want to be dominated by a big, hulking black mankek
>Big, strong, beautiful black man to dominate their little white assHe literally can't stop talking like this kek
bnwo tank
burt or alex wins s3
>>205066862Blackface Ben, a very based individual
>BURTHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205067475Liberals, especially liberal women, have a fucked up survival instinct.They cannot sense danger at all
>>205067538he's cumbrained
Mizzy wants Alex!
Burt lights up when he talks about his sex workHe is a passionate man
Why cant Burt stop mindgooning?
>>205067564god bless you jet
burt being a massive fucking autist but for gay sex instead of trains is like a real life cumtown character
>>205067563she is internally freaking the fuck out after that
>>205067528Its like you dont even watch
Smaack desperately trying to change the subject kek
>>205067566he loves to make his penis feel good haha
>Burt doesn't hate white people Thank you Burt
jet if youre not going to do tts at least make a "QUIET GUY ALERT" sfx
Smack isn't being a very good LGBTQIA+ ally right now.
sorry burt enjoyers im leaving the group. hes too much a weird interracial sex pest faggot.
>>205067511That's his point bozo. He's calling Luke a bitch.
TOTAL MIZZPER DEATH
Explain it again Burt, I don't think she gets it
>>205066720Obviously the reveal is going to be that you the audience are The Fish in the Tank, being manipulated by the cast, who we know are all aspiring actors minus Luke. They are all doing improv based on Sam and Ben’s direction. The whole thing is meta commentary so “deep” and pointless that it could only come from the drug addled brain of Jet Neptune
Burt is attracted to Luke.
>Consent is all that matters!!!1!Holy shit, do not let these people around kids.
>>205067511I keep thinking about how someone said his black brain can’t handle his IQ like he’s overlocking the cpu too fast and there’s glitches in the system lmao
>>205067525this but it's best that gets her distance now
>>205067076season 2 was great for the first week when they played characters, then there was a moment they all realized they were fans (thanks to Brian and Jimmy) and had the most faggoty cheering and sperg sesh downstairs and then the season went downhill and some people pretended it was still good
>burt explaining how he ducked dudes that love to be dommed>SMAASK: WOW THIS PUMPKIN IS SO COOLi love her
>Smack is gonna go on a tirade once she leaves and sees what people tell her about Sam
BURT NEEDS RAPE(In a Movie)
>>205067541nothing gets past this guy
>>205067521kek based
>>205067587we should all be a little more like Burt when it comes to our passions
>>205067549God forbid a nigga keep it 100
>>205067591>big black gay man with an autistic hyperfocus on sexBravo Jet, bravo. Top tier casting choice
>>205067576Gay black guys can get away with anything dude.
murder smack with a rock
kek, Jet listen to Burt and take away his TCL TV
>smack is now comparing luke to donald trump
>>205067606Why are they still thinking about the TV, it's TCL! It's like 300 dollars!
burt stocks plummeting
>>205067625do you for real have 432 ians thats awesome
binx doesn't trust us bros
HES WHITEHIS DICK IS BIGWHY ARE YOU HARASSING ME
BURT TURNED OUT TO BE A LIBTARD LMAOOOOOOOO SOUNDS NO DIFFERENT THAN MIZZY BURT BROS WHERE YA AT
>white men with good looks get away with too much shithaha damn really imagine that
smaack likes poor powerless people like me (i'm white though). think she would do reverse rapeplay?
KILL SMAACK
>get some of the only non-whites in the house>immediately start seething about white people
>>205067625he’s so cool everyone wants to be around him and chill inside his cozy atmosphere
>Luke got kicked from Big Brother for a slur>Luke going to get kicked off from Fishtank for getting physicalThats the reality show grand slam
Gaslight Simbal into thinking India and Pakistan nuked each other
>>205067616It will be the shows first lawsuit. Her parents are lawyers.
WE NEED COMPUTER NOW
>>205067649
>>205067591kek it really is
What's happening to Alexis?
little do they know what's to come
>>205067646burt said that.
>>205067439I'm hoping he actually learned his lesson and stays in the background. "learn to delegate" kinda shit
Smaack hates Luke because he's hot
>>205067607trueeeeee. viewers = fish, as with the last 2 seasons.
smack is probably a wealthy faggot too what is she even talking about?
can you guys stop being faggots about burt now
>white men with good looks can get away with a lotIs this the anti-chud take? Chuds think white women can get away with everything
These people are so mentally paralyzed I *almost* feel bad for them. Parasitic minds.
>>205067648Behind all the sperg/schizo shit he’s just another gay black guy for the show
>>205067673rapid aging
Smack doesn't trust white men
she would freak out if she heard tylers old shit
burt stocks fucking plummeting
>>205067654He's a bisexual black man.
>>205067664retard alert
>They're just kvetching in confession about how hard it is to be blackThis is gonna be great on Hulu, guys. Real killer stuff.
>>205067654He posts on reddit and is BNWO what did you think nigga
is burt the most well-liked contestant ever
>steinful statusFIRED.
>>205067491In a perfect world, men like Burt would not exist... but this is NOT a perfect world...
>>205067651>>205067661They are made at Luke for not being afraid of the cops!
>>205067654>gay autist monkey gooner is somehow wokeare you not keeping up anon?
>>205067625>ian432.pngI kneel.
what if i think im an average white boy who doesn't know he has good looks?
>because he’s a muscular, handsome, sexy, big cocked, hunk of white manUhh Burt relax man we get it
Lightly shoving a guy into a room who was being an annoying asshole in the middle of the night is lethal assault.
>>205067654You clearly don't understand why we love Burt. He's schizophrenic, of course he's going to have batshit ideas
>>205067677mechanism to protect her (black) ego
jimmy must be devastated
>>205067616she has claimed she lives in the gayest neighborhood in seattle and probably the world. this isn't social suicide, it's social murder
>Burt thought he was gonna go to prison when the house got swattedbased schizo retard
Burt would be 200iq but he succumbed to his degenerate passions
>>205067604No it isn't at all. He just wants a reason to dominate anyone. He wishes he could fuck Luke. He wants it bad.
>>205067677Doesn’t trust rich white chads because they can get away with whatever they want
>>205067692tyler is a gay black man, so he's allowed to say all of those controversial things he used to say
All you faggots better be voting for Trump. Fuck Smack and this gaynigger pornographer.
>>205067670good looks senpai
>bbc bull is terrified of masculine white guyskek
>>205067615She wanted to hear his airplane fucking story before.
>>205067654 >a gay black man who openly talks about fucking guys in bathrooms turns out to be a liberal OMG Don't you say?
THE BLACK DUDE ON SMAACKS FACEBOOK IS HER ADOPTED BROTHER, NOT BOYFRIEND
>burt believes he is the most obvious culprit for violence against women
>whispering stops todayOK JET WHEN EXACTLY????????
SELL BURT STOCK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>205067680>brown girl yapping about how scary whiteboys are She’s saying she wants bwc
>>205067736oh my bad. as a straight yt mail i didnt know that.
>>205067739trump is losing again
>>205067720THEFTVANDALISMASSAULT
>>205067725when did this happen?
>>205067720It literally is assault tho
It's fascinating to see what people with a complete mirror opposite of what the audience perspective would be hypothesize about the show.
>burt describing himself as the perfect suspect in a violent crime, specifically against womenjej
>>205067719id believe it if you just made that up
burt is a weird faggot
>>205067654You're telling me the black male hooker who jerks off on camera is... LE WOKE???
>I look like the most obvious suspect in a crime>especially if against women>explicity expresses a desire to commit a violent rape
>>205067683Is "He can't keep getting away with it" not the line associated with Sam Hyde's whole career?
The irony is that smack is literally right, as proven by this morning that Whites get away with everything BUT they get away with it because theyre in the rightThey're literally the good guys 95% of the time
>>205067691Confused pussy tingles
>>205067762Yesterday I think, Alex's wife called the cops
>>205067751>implying i ever bought a nigger
Endorsement switched to Luke, Burt is just another homo nigger
>>205067740wtf they filter f a m on here
kek Burt turning into a literal whistleblower
lmao they're suspicious of Burt
burt is turning into the new dave.weird to endearing to annoying
>>205066807I believe this
>Burt being accused of being an actorschizohouse
>>205067770no shit he is mentally ill
>>205067770heh takes one to know one don't it
>>205067731sad to see someone pretty as abi loose so hard. hopefully she doesnt go the taylor arc and get fat and addicted to drugs
Holy shit Binx going hard on Burt
burt bros are down bad right now holy shit this is embarrassing lmao luke chads we win again
>>205067762Yesterday, Alex's wife called the cops because she was mad he said nigga
>>205067720shoving people is legally considered battery
>>205067770burt is a nigger that has a soul, an extreme rarity
>>205067746WHITE BROS WE'RE SO BACK
>>205067654its over for burt
BURT BROUGHT MULTIPLE RAPE WHISTLES. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>205067763And? What'll you do about it 'Jeet?
make sure have TTS ask smaack why she doesn't like white people
>>205067654Wtf i thought he was racist 1488 nazi.
They think Burt is the plant now lol
>>205067763Not when he’s refusing to leave your personal area.
>>205067763yeah and walking across the street without a little green walking man telling you to is jaywalking
>>205067809it wasnt just a bit?
>>205067787>homo niggerthat has been his character since day 1, did you forget?
>burt gave teddy a rape whistle to make sure the only one who can dominate teddy's little white ass is him
>>205067787>he endorsed him in the first placeI like Burt and hope he stays long but he’s clearly not someone you’re unironically rooting for.
>>205067764Yeah it's funny how their predictions about the producers/audience are the opposite of the truth
burt is so funny
>>205067680She was in foster care until she was 9 years old but the family that adopted her was probably rich and white
THEYRE TALKING ABOUT HOW WEIRD BURT IS IN B3FUCKING FINALLY
>The names Neptune, Andrew “Jet” Neptune.
>>205067798>Fishtank would never hire a nigger that would jerk off in bed.
>>205067571Burt is casually speaking to Smaack about gay buttsex in the confessional. They are also talking about black people. These people are going to lose it not just on one level, but on multiple levels and at different times when they find out they are on Hitler 3.0's show.
>>205067808>He's not an Ianiacngmi
>>205067739i took my neighbors ballots of of their mailboxes and voted for harris 3 times
>Alex and Binx think Burt is a paid actorLMAO
>binx pointing and talking to the cameraSHE KNOWS
>>205067774seriously go read a fucking book nigger, maybe cat in the hat to start
>>205067788on halloween 2015 they filtered t b h, s m h and f a m to desu, baka, senpai because of perceived overuse
>>205067731qrd on abi stream?
>>205067828No, it wasn't a bit
>>205067654he's a gay sex worker, why would you think any different
>>205067822I mean no one likes you guys statistically
>>205067683shut up tranny
>>205067708>FIRED.no shit, he spent way too long
>they think burt is an actorare we sure burt's meds don't actually GIVE you schizophrenia instead of suppressing it?
>>205067824I would too after the CR goon talk
>>205067770what gave it away?
>>205067843Burtbursters... not like this...
>>205067654Are you fucking retarded?
>>205067770burt is a black man who isn't corrupted by the hood merican shit
>>205067850Thats..... the point
>>205067763Your limp wristed idea of assault is not the same as most people. Don't worry, they read Luke the riot act so he will not be doing it again.
I would be tender and loving and gentle and supportive to Smack and be the perfect husband and show her that Nazis aren’t bad people
fatass crying in b2
>>205067852OH MY GOD SHE'S NOTICED THE CAMERA
>director cam is delayed by like 5 minuteswell done, wes.
>>205067812he is literally possessed by demons.
FINAL TWO IN DEN RIGHT NOWFINAL CHALLENGE IS TO SEE WHO CAN CHILL BETTER
>binx doesnt believe burt is a complete fucking degen having gay sex on a planeLMAO
>>205067076it was awesome no thanks to anything wiggers did
>>205067731what has happened to my delicate high elven princess
>>205067885it's probably so they know what to cut to ahead of time
>>205067607I would like to think they could pull this off, but there would be tells. There would be "come down to the production room" or at least pulling the fish off camera. Even at this point. Also, I'm pretty sure at least half the fish are NOT in on it. It MAY be a 50/50 kind of thing. Binx is likely a fan. Alexis and the bug woman are 99% not in on it.
I LIKE THE OLIVE GARDEN SO YOU CAN TAKE ME OUT THERElmao
Ted is unironically the biggest faggot in the house.
>>205067787 We want Burt to stay for the content and memes. It's Luke or Alex we're actually rooting for.
B2 for milf jean gooning
>>205067892it's dey culture
>>205067883wat she crying about? dat ass phat
>>205067845kek
Fish suspecting that everyone but Luke is an actor is perfect.
>>205067843>shit talking him in his own roomHow long until he walks in on them
OLIVE GARDEN
They're finally starting to question Burt.
>>205067887he fucks sissy whiteboys for money, he's based
kek they're doubting his gay sex plane storyBinx is underestimating Burt's earnest degeneracy
burt is so smooth with it god damn
Why is Ted asking for a fight
OH MY GOD BURTS HURT. HE'S HURT.
>>205067843Binx letting her latina accent come out when she's angry or acting angry. Sounds so strange. Hate than latina accent.
Binx letting her powerlevel slip hardcore
>>205067174she really oscillates between being cute and nasty. riding quite the fine line
ted wants to fuck burt so bad lmao
>>205067932they're flirting
>>205067716then you're ugly bro
Sam & Ian
>Alex said Burt kept trying to fuck him in B3Alexbros are we back?
BURT AND TED ARE LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE S*X SOON
>>205067154they're giving him a kurt angle gimmick
>>2050678561hr, played cod, talked s3 and complained about the camera angles
>>205067076>was season 2 really this bad I only watched the parts with summer in itThe nonstop early dropouts kept resetting the house drama meter to zero so the fish didn't really start feuding until day 20. Production fucked the show up dramatically, the fish are just a convenient scapegoat.
>>205067877his idea of assault is the same idea of assault that juries convict on, fucking retard
please touch me ted please touch me you can touch me anywhere please ted
lmfao burt
>Touch me anywhere you'd like >you can touch me anywhere at all>I wouldn't mind it, in fact I might like itThere's no way they aren't fucking by seasons end, right?
Binx refuses to believe gays aren't disgusting perverts who want to fuck in public.
>he's the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life, there's no way he's realKEK
Turns out Burt isn't a Dom. He's a switch.
>>205067946>you can touch me anywhere you like
>>205067932He's asking to be raped
>>205067854lol why did that sentence make you so mad
>>205067952>he put his arm around me and i was like nah bruhBURTBROS?
>burt is an actor>alex is an actor>simbal is the director>luke is an unhinged psychopaththey want to kick all men but ted and do normie bitchtank
B3 is doing our boy Burt dirty
SAM AND IAN YARD CAM
>>205067952"If I could think of the funniest person to exist, it would be Burt; he can't be real." - Binx
Burt is going to rape Ted before this show ends
>>205067992>>205067992>>205067992>>205067992new
>>205067808Same old burt as always lol. I love him for his autistic schizo antics.
Burt's a plant. The girls figured it all out. Geniuses.
>>205067971who?
burt stocks down so bad right now
>>205067770i love him but yeah he's a weird ass nigga
Ian is going to be left alone to just chill in the house for 6 weeks isn’t he?
Workout time in the yard
I don't think anyone is a plant besides Luke.
===============IAN ALERTWORKING OUT WITH JEREMY GOLD IN THE YARD===============
Binx is obviously trying to deflect and make people think Burt is the plant when she's obviously the plant.
>>205067907>It's Luke or Alex we're actually rooting for.you're not serious, are you?
>B3 to see what Mizzy, Alex, and Binx are chatting about>Mizzy immediately starts whispering...
>>205068045I almost believe this
>>205067206our very own budget nick mullen. i wish he'd come in to be a freeloader. would be hilarious>>205067668oh fuck, catastrophic if true. they totally have cause depending on how this hulu illusion implodes
>>205068045Explain how she's the plant
>>205067855i knew about t b h and s m h but never typed f a m on here until now, just imagine how much better ianposting would be if we could say that
>>205067971 This show has become a gay humiliation ritual for White men. By the end of it Alex will have been kicked, Luke not allowed to win for being the plant, and Ted raped by a black man. It's over.
>Look at him, he's sexy as hellBased snowbunny Brix
season 3 goon material from today?
>>205068045shes not a plant but shes aware of FT
>burts schizophrenia makes them think he is the plantdying
This season is Plants vs. Fish. 4-6 plants, rest fish. Plants are being paid to gaslight.
>>205068176This just means they're all going to conspire against him and then send him down a schizo rabbithole of paranoia
I think Luke, in typical Sam Hyde fashion, has some internal shit that will cause him to still feel paranoid & self-conscious about his perception in the house, even though he's a plant, and will work himself into a spergout, as most buff secret nerds do.
>>205068010he's a funny guy but I am very shocked that the other fish aren't more uncomfortable around him
shit skin signal just told ian to "move out of the way son" and is lifting in a leather jacket.
I want to listen to this b3 drama but Alex & Mizzy both keep trying to interrupt each other, they're def the 2 most unbearable yappers in the house
>>205067654get him off the pills and let's see how liberal he is
>>205067668her parents are dead
>>205066684What do they do with the lighting in confessional that makes everyone look so bogged
>>205067961cute
>>205066950She has the shittiest taste/most horrible fashion sense I've seen in a long time. Also non-existant personality, braindead, 0 (zero) femininity, exaggerated & telegraphed enthusiasm, the subtle grace of a bull in a china shop and seems terribly immature, even for her age. She also can't skate for shit and has clearly only practiced the bare minimum because she only recently picked up the hobby in order to use it as an accessory for her identity. The most irritating thing of all is probably her completely unwarranted overconfidence, since on top of everything else, she also looks like shit (undefined black/spic mix mystery meat face with shitty features, shitty hair, dirty skin tone). The nescessary level of self-delusion most probably stems from her being the spoilt child of a lawyer couple from the "gayest neighborhood in Seattle", which is also why she's a vocal, lecturing hyper-liberal. AND she actually, unironically, calls herself "Smaack"...as if the double A makes it better and not even worse. What a great name for a woman.I genuinely cannot, for the life of me, understand what anyone would ever find attractive about this borderline androgynous...thing. Luckily everyone else hates her as much as I do, so I'm not going to have to endure this irritating retard for much longer.
>>205069246bruh, go outside.but also, I totally agree. she is disgusting from her chosen personality alone. which is why she is 32 and alone and on a fucking reality show
>>205069246didnt read all that but yeah. she sucks ass
BAKE NIGGAS
>>205067045Ian sucks cunt
