Redpill me on Hallmark movies
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>>205077737I wasn't asking
>>205077681They make a girl's cunt run like a river. There has never been a single time where I watched one of these with a girl and not gotten laid right after.
>>205077681They're conservacuck slop. Literally all of these movies are just about working and how working is the most based thing ever.
>>205078718>Literally all of these movies are just about working and how working is the most based thing ever.Actually the movies are about Christmas and things like romance, family, etc.You sound like an obsessed NEET with a Victim Complex.
>>205078825>Actually the movies are about Christmas and things like romance, family, etc.You'd think so but then you watch them and the majority of the movie is just the characters wageslaving.
>>205077681 Are there any WMBF hallmark movies?
>>205077681>Marry Meat Christmas
Can't wait for this kino.
>>205077681They are the last bastion of white cinema.
>>205077681>the man in redNANI THE FUCK?
>>205077681If you watch 100 hours of Hallmark movies then you'll have a pretty good idea of what women want in a relationship
It’s not Christmas yet show me a halloween one.
>>205087458How about one about autumn in general?
>>205077838I look like this and I say this
>>205077681>Redpill me on Hallmark moviesthere are specifically two kinds of hallmark moviesthe christmas movies as you've discovered, and the crazy single mother kills a dangerous man moviesthat's it
>>205077681Hallmark movies are feminine but in a harmless way. They're nice. If your mom watched Hallmark movies when you were a kid then you've got good odds that you had a decent upbringing
>>205082483This can't be real.
>>205078718>>205078915Not exactly. The jobs involved in these movies have to either be sexy, intellectually satisfying, or socially uplifting for them to even be mentioned in the script. You're not going to find anyone flipping burgers, at call centers, or mopping floors, or laying brick, or anything close to actual labor because it isn't interesting to the audience they're writing for, which they know are women who want a perfect wish fulfillment romance story. Jobs like that will remind them of their own humdrum lives, and for the next 90 minutes they want to see a fantasy fulfilled.So the female lead's vocation will be either in something wholesome (say, running the family bakery,) or career womany (big city lawyer/real estate,) or creative (art, music, acting, etc.) The male lead's job depends on which aspect of his personality is more important to the story. If he's sexy, he's a firefighter, personal trainer, or lawyer. If he's intellectually satisfying, he's an author, book store owner, scientist. If his appeal is Social relevance, he'll run a charity organization. Often these movies go for all three, so you'll see a lot of male leads playing doctors, musicians, or trust fund royalty.I've seen too many of these movies. If your gf or wife ropes you into watching one, make some coffee or tea, and run an MST3K riff track in your head.
>>205082483Looks like kino
