Mogged by a bag of chips edition/ftl/ News• Luke couldn't open a bag of chips• Candy challenge: Simbal, Mizzy, and Alexis have won immunity, elimination vote takes place tomorrow• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlist (now with director mode!)https://pastecode.io/s/8mnq2zs0>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205079184
Trixie mogs
>>205080082
MOGGED BY ALEXIS EDITION
>>205080082>the jeet thinks he's safe from elimination
my latina maid
housewife binx
like frozen in time
>>205080133
>>205080133i will never not laugh at this vid
>People ITT simping for any of these harlotsThe true fishtank wife would be disappointed in you.
i hate alexis's lip-filler and botox filled face so much
Getting tired of the fat leg girl talking
>>205080156
>*wins 50k and becomes famous*
*kicks you in the balls*
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEET REMOVE THIS BITCH'S IMMUNITY RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWW
>>205080082why is payton 19, but seem older?
*hovers in your bedroom doorway at 2am*>you have fucking problem saar?your response?
>>205080186Hang 'em high!
SLASH MIZZY'S VOCAL CORDS
God Almighty I wanna bury my face in Trish's SWEATY ass
>>205080179Is that a giant crack? how did they ruin a custom stove so badly. rip the s4 budget
The Noble Eightfold Path: Follow the eight principles of right understanding, intention, speech, action, livelihood, effort, mindfulness, and concentration to cultivate a path towards nirvana.Meditation: Regular meditation practice helps develop self-awareness, allowing individuals to observe their experiences without judgment, leading to a deeper understanding of the nature of reality.Overcoming Reactivity: Recognize and let go of the habitual reactivity that drives repetitive patterns of thought and behavior, freeing oneself from the cycle of suffering.Cessation of Karma: Eliminate egoistic motives and desires, thereby breaking the cycle of karma and reincarnation.
Are there any kiwifarmers in this thread? I dont feel safe with those anti LGBTQ chuds in here, they might kill me for being trans
>>205080156Reminder that this is considered an "attractive" woman in the year 2024 in America
show needs more action, less scheming
>>205080194>loses disability checkwas it really worth it?
>>20508020419 is literally adult anon
COMPUTERON
>>205080204she's tall and elegant
>jeet hates luke because his presence emasculates him>sneed hates luke because he's suspicious of him>alexis hates luke because he doesn't want to fuck her
I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!
>next Hulu trailer>everyone saying they hate simbol in that confessional>the clip where they made Binx say "GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY">cut him out again
smaack had like 90 something points right? take mizzy’s immunity for breaking the whispering rule after multiple warnings and give it to her.
Sex with Smacc the Snacc
>>205080179oh you KNOW i'm waiting to see what she does with that grease
>>205080133that's crazy
>>205080194did they up it to 50k, they said 5k at the beginning
>>205080197I would unironically spread my legs and say 'me next' if I saw her do that
They should commission a point-and-click adventure game called Famous House where you guide characters through various eventsIt could be kind of funI mean they made Jimmycraft, which is a legitimately horrendous game
If luke leaves we riot
>>205080218The first nigga without rhythm. Fascinating.
>>205080194what disability does he have ?
>>205080199Alex pog
>>205080133The fact he tries it just once and fucks up, but doesn't feel the need to try it again is absolute kino. How do you buy the man who only wants a soft bed and full belly?
Holy shit I want to rawdog Binx in that kitchen RIGHT NOW.
How can niggas BE this chill?
>>205080221This. It's the opposite problem as the previous seasons
>white>60-80 >Jewish>Men Burt what the fuck
>>205080156not even skyler white looked this beat
Dollar Store Dunyay is evil
>>205080239Trust the plan my fellow smaakers!
>>205080197
REMINDER: white woman age like raisins. marry an asian.
THESE ARE THE WORSE PEOPLE IN FAMOPUS HOUSE IN CONFESSIONALS
I want to kill Smack
i've been gone the last 5 hours, since simbal did take 2 of his monologue. i will go back and read the threads #97-107 but in the meantime can i get the quickest rundown? a car, people are serious about voting out luke now?
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton has ENTERED the confessional. luke's cleansing aura was NOT sufficient and she still feels the tempting pull of the evil ki that flows from mizzy's rotten mouth
>>205080277>asian...Do we tell him?
>>205080248that was just a bit of lowering the amount every time they say it. 50k has been confirmed many times
Binx is not leaving this house without jumping on Luke's dick
>>205080252 I've seen her do this exact path like 4 times today. and she touches that decoration EVERY time
>>205080156goofy bitch
Holy FUCK this is kino. Just a narcissistic mouse sharing all her plans with the two snakes shes been desperately searching for. I only wish for the rudest of awakenings for her soon.
What in the FUCK was that laugh?
>>205080269I honestly assumed it was the Asians spamming it, not the Jews
BURT FUCKING OLD MARRIED JEWISH MEN LMAO
I genuinely think Ian the funniest housemate right now. Just the thought of him chillin no matter what is going on sends me into hysterics. How tf does he do it?
>>205080277Only if you don't want children otherwise you'll end up with a CK
>>205080273he's detestable
great thread title poopface
>>205080294
i cannot fucking believe they are letting her whisper and therefore make everyone around her whisper
>>205080292
I don't watch smack jeet or ted are they actually in an alliance? or is the big 7 just paranoid about everything?
>>205080211more i beg you
I'm glad that there aren't fans so they're treating this like a gameshow... but I need these 4 to stop being paranoid and repeating the same exact conversation for 16 hours every day.
Lexi and sneed don't give a shit about mizzy because they both think she's a moron for not suspecting them
>>205080277REMINDER: We were in the fucking cheese room, nigga
>>205079748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEkVF90Ic3chere you go fellow Alex chad enjoy checking out his BBW latina concubine
>>205080133LET'S FUCKING GO
>>205080265Learned from the best
Binx is solid proof that a 5/10 female can be 30+ years old, have no ass, small tits and still get legions of simpsThen again s2 we had Tayleigh so idk if this needed to be said
>>205080283Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.Alex’s stinky Louisville Slugger fresh with the microbials of his Greencard BBW rolled up in the tank and he’s the new boy wonder. Bye bye Jacob bye bye. Bye bye pow tank. Bye sloth. Bye ye squad. Get fucking snuffed out under the cheesy mushroom cap at the end of Alex’s 40yearold boy wonder dong.
>>205080255luke is the plant, he's going to leave.which is a shame because i like him, maybe top 3 (burt, ian, luke)
>>205080318why are her pupils so dilated?
>>205080203This zesty BVLL straight up in love
>>205080311there is nothing wrong with ck
>>205080318YeeesssCry for Goran
>>205080236she likes guys with muscles
binx is a pretty princess
>>205080277white women are inherently more valuable than any other race
>>205080186reddit
>>205080283why? cause some 40yo former heroin addict might call you a n-bomb? oh the horrors
I think this is the first season I genuinely dislike every fish. Ian is the least offensive but memes aside he's just a less gay mauro.
>>205080318What was she crying about?
How do you guys think the actual reveal is gonna go? How are the wiggers going to do it?
Which fish will disavow the show?Who will embrace post-tank "fame"?
>Alex is a FishWhat the fuck did Alexis mean by this?
>>205080211bunda
>>205080309Traumatic brain injury. He's a high functioning retard.
>Alexis going to take her tits out after 2 beersTrashy whore>Laron seething Kek
i want to see some physical challenges. Burt is gonna go ape shit crazy and ian is gonna give some awesome slow mo shots.
>>205080277>marry an asian
>>205080337real niggas inject Smaack directly in their veins
This bitch is tipsy off half a twisted tea
>>205080337everything depends on exposure and framing, it’s marketing. why she could never break 10 consistent viewers on twitch
I HATE MIZZY AAAAAAH FUCK SHE IS THE FUCKING WORST
>>205080351millions are saying this
>>205080361it's a joke..
>>205080348Fact, there is only everything right
i love how even the director is obsessed iwth ian
>tears of joy about how glad they are to be on famous housedear lord, this will get bad
How are we feeling about jet's new favorite comfort character? Greg has been replaced
>>205080351smaack has better camera awareness
>>205080292symbol, mizzy, alexis immunity, car was for dude wipes promo done by jeremy
>>205080366all the women except possibly Binx will disavow all the men except obv Luke and maybe Alex and Ian (because it would be too much effort)
>>205080330Um stalker child.It's Luke who's paranoid. He's got crazy eyes.
make sure to spam images with every post so we need a new thread every 10 minutes!
>>205080269time is a flat circle
He doesn't even have the energy for facial expressions
at first i hated Ian. But now I realize he is top-tier.Who else Ian pilled?
>>205080372Dude Ian is standing right now and you're asking for more physical challenges?
The Hulu bit made almost anything sellable to the contestants. That monolog they had Signal do today was so over the top and they haven't questioned it at all
>>205080381genuinely what is wrong with him?
>>205080239>>205080274We have to get Luke to switch alliances.
>>205080376would
Scam and Jet's AI threads can't even save their careers.
I would gladly work 14 hour shifts in the coal mines as long as I came home to her in a clean kitchen with a homecooked meal
QRD on mizzyseethers?
>>205080326Makes me happy to see he is able to jog. On s1 he could barely walk stairs.
>>205080391i feel bad for all of them for the reveal except for mizzy solely based on the whispering
>>205080133>frank hassle is here?>dam homes, sounds serious.>wake me up if you need anything.
>>205080366disavow: alexis, burt, la'ron, mizzy, simbal, smackembrace: alex, binx, lukedisappear: tedwild card: payton
What vidya does ian play?
>>205080366>EmbraceBinx, Alex, Mizzy, Luke, La'ron>DisavowBurt, Payton, Cymbal, Smaack, Ted
>>205080366>disavowalexissneedmizzypaytonsimbalsmackted>embracealexbinxluke>get charged with rape shortly afterburt>sleepian
remember when we thought fatty was coming on but he just did a funny little run
>>205080348she got a rash from that
>>205080393Thank God, I fucking hate Greg.
>>205080366Post-show relationship in tactAlexBinxIanLukeBurtRest no
My wife Binx is so domesticated!
Creature calls Binx out
>>205080394Smaack is a little sex slut demon and she hides it well
>>205080366they got such perfect pictures for everyone except ian, he should look more chill in his
reminder that sam tried to bond with Ian and take him out to lift weights together but ian just said fuck no and went back to sleep on the couch
>>205080405I'm embarrassed it took so long
nobility excellence prestige
aight the audio has been unlistenable more often than not @ me when it's watchable
>>205080388>>205080393TELL THIS NIGGA THE DODGERS WON THE WORLD SERIES
my nigga is dissociating
>>205080376Obviously not talking about a jungle Asian that goes for English teacher expats.
>>205080417i will have her
>>205080388The wiggers just play to our interests
>omg we are on Hulu you guysOk now I kinda feel sorry>[...] Fuck Luke!!!Ok Sam destroy them
>>205080367drank like a fish, anon
>WE'RE ON HULUDo they really think you wouldn't have to be notified or sign ANYTHING before you can be on Hulu? They just think a show that no one's ever seen or heard of, immediately edited an episode good enough to get picked up by Hulu. God damn they're fucking stupid.
how tf is alexis already "turnt" she said she had two twisted teas, I just looked it up. Those fuckers arent even 6%
So when are they doing eliminations tomorrow?
alexis flashed and no clipper in here. dogshit thread only 4 days in.
Luka is IN
>>205080362Although Smack would hate me, I like herWish I could protect her smile..
>>205080444king shit
>>205080265You need to take the statement "don't worry about it" and make it a lifestyle.
>>205080418it's literally just the whispering that makes me a mizzyseether
>luke gets voted out>audience is frothing at the mouth and ready to attack these hens
Need a failed adult Binx gf
>Alexis is on screen
>>205080359You will never know the love like the blacksmith's wife loves the blacksmith.
>burt cucks people>cole watches cuck porn
>>205080418she corrals half the house with her to whisper so we can't hear what she's saying and everyone else whispers back and when she's forced to speak up we find out she's just bitching about candy
>>205080388Sam HATES Ian, but audience LOVES Ian so he can't so anything about it. Jet is loving every moment of this and will put Ian on screen as often as possible knowing Sam is seething but can't get mad at him.
>Talking shit about VanceKill them
>>205080444He's on disability for some unknown reason, but going and lifting weights would likely lose that for him, and people spend years fighting for disability.
the kings recharge
Does Smaak know she's on the chopping block?
https://poal.me/3br7kmhttps://poal.me/3br7km
>Luca and Sam are in
vancebros the whores think luka is cuter than vance
>>205080277eat the rice, pay the price
Death to Mizzy.
dont think we've ever seen this much activity from ian. he's gonna sleep for hours after this
>>205080417
great the annoying cunts are coming
>Last night: Barricading a room from Luke>Tonight: Lusting over Luke's "sausage" together in the confessional
it's incredible how addicted mizzy is to making everyone miserable
>>205080483cole cuked jimmy and brian
i watch for he
can't hear a fucking word they're saying but at least i have this sweet mpv setup
>>205080366I look forward to seeing Channing try to approach Ian and be defeated by a ‘ah bro that’s crazy’
if you mixed Jorge Masvidal and AJ Soprano, you get Ian
>>205080465The camera guy? They are attracted to the camera guy??
NGL, one of the funniest things was the scene they filmed with Ian where they kept telling him to turn and hold his neck at a 90 degree angle
>>205080460>Do they really thinkno
>Binx is cooking mushrooms in the kitchendefinitely wife material
>>205080399nightmare inducing
binx seething about payton
>>205080464Which room? Wasn't watching her because you can't hear the whispers anyway.
>>205080492! ! PEDO ALERT- get this guy !! !
They should have rajeesh enter his bollywood tough tough guy bad ass arc only to get whacked by boss nigga don Ian at the crest of his arc. Set up the don Ian crime family and let him still sit on the couch all day but in a tux smoking.
ted's complexion is ghastly
>>205080504sorry for the trvth nvke... all women do this on repeat
>>205080504Luka and Luke are not the same person keep up
>>205080446Fuck i forgot to screencap being sub 100. No one will ever believe me
>>205080440Women are judgemental and surface level and retarded but she's right.
They're so scared to admit their attraction to Luke.
>>205080509what plugin?
>>205080487Let them dig their own grave
I feel bad for Binx. She should have been a mom. She'd be good with kids. You can tell that she wishes that she would have had them.
>>205080483You can destroy the man but not the idea.
what did jet mean by this
>>205080529confession
Stay away from Burts boi Smack!
where can i get this?
>>205080440need creatures sweaty 3 days unwashed anus on my face right NOW
>>205080397How much do you think she charges for some sloppy toppy?
>>205080528Who is gonna groom whom?
>>205080525he's not going to survive TTS
luke is going joker mode
>>205080535This is worse than the three Weses situation.
Ian is doing the classic endearing-boring combo strat that won Josie and TJ their seasons
>>205080536You had plenty of time, this was only yesterday afternoon. I believe you anon.
i feel bad for payton she seems nice
>>205080554Charges?
>>205080417she was too busy streaming and getting travel invites from her subscribers, sorry bro
>>205080532
>>205080440She’s not really calling her out it’s just advice
I CANNOT STAND ALEXIS'S VOICE, ANNOYING CUNT
>>205080541doesnt she have a kid?
>>205080488its not an unknown reason its literally disability fraud he implied it very heavily when he said he didnt want to be recorded lifting weights
>>205080543
Why are they so stingy with the alcohol? One 24 pk for a group of 12? Wtf is that bullshit
>>205080388it's jet and you can smell it on him that he loves ian
>>205080365There won’t be a reveal. It will be Famous House until the end
>>205080405Everyone else declined by being a scheming catty idiot Ian kept steady and never fell, it’s no surprise that a man with such tactics ends up on top
There's no way ian isn't doing a bit. Also the redeemer looks like a pug.
>>205080333Legitimately looks like she doesn't love him at all and is just in it for a check and some dick....
>Alexis enters room>+4000dB
>>205080541She's literally pregnant right now, that's why she's not drinking with them
>MAMA WE MADE IT
In Housefather we trust
>>205080574hi again anon hope you get well of your mental illness
I can hear Alexis all throughout the house.
>>205080460>to get picked up by HuluI think it was already in the works when they signed the contract i guess
Is Alexis the one who keeps putting on an accent when she talks to the blacks?
>>205080366Ian will disavow. As much as I like him, he's spineless and already disavowed Alex for saying nigga
>>205080525Burt receiving a revelation from the Lord
>>205080438JC still mogs all the season 2 women
>>205080501I'm so lonely guys
>>205080565the only thing is he will never try for a single challenge
>>205080560holy fuck where's the sound version kek
>>205080570>picrelretarded behaviour
>>205080508How much easier is life with a jaw like that?
i think this is where i call it quits. they're just gonna get more drunk and annoying and we cant hear a word of what they're saying.
ted is a homosexual
Is Luke the only plant?
>>205080592Nah.... Scratch that....We made it.
>>205080549
>>205080570what subscribers, don't ever talk to me like that, I made that webm and I will have her once the show is done
Bros please tell me Luke is safe...
>>205080595this is the first time i've posted this anon
>>205080541pumpkin-chan! so skibidi!
>>205080539playlist-view.lua
>>205080594Holy shit he’s at 725 now??? lmao
IT MAKES SENSE TO START TTS RIGHT AT THE STRIKE OF HALLOWEEN RIGHT?
>>205080598>Alexis is racistmaybe she will go far
what is this?
>>205080460the episode reveal made it seem as if it was a surprise that its on hulu so it makes sense
>>205080565Ian isn't capable of strategy. He's just being himself homes, that's all he can be
sam couldve just brought his own porsche 911 in and it wouldve been a more impressive car than that i8
>>205080605nobody will vote him out bc he's not a threat and he's a guaranteed win for a final 1v1 comp
>>205080609Just chill with Lion Luke in the Den
>>205080156>nose job>lip fillers>possible brow lift >possible fillers in cheek bonesat least the first one done cheaply, too. Maybe also the fillers. Surgery isn't supposed to be noticeable and reputable surgeons don't overdo it, because they need their reputation more than they need your money and there's a waiting list of other people a mile long.how old is she again?
>>205080541she claims to have kids
do women think these tattoos look good?
Im torn bros, on one side I want to protect Smaack, but on the other I want to save Binx...
>>205080560what happened here?
>>205080630Goblin Stew
>>20508061225% likelihood ted is a second plant
>>205080433I didn't, I was trying to wrangle these niggers in. He was clearly only in the car to make everybody freak out, and he did the funny run to show that he's not actually coming yet
>>205080227pedo
>>205080581As a former alcoholic it gives me anxiety thinking about how shitty the buzz would be off only 2 twisted teas.
>>205080156bitch is made of wax
>all three nigs lusting over TedHe won.
>>205080570This is the type of shit they dug up for Josie in s1, except she is almost a decade younger. Shit depressing
>>205080463Probably around 8pm EST
>>205080626tysm anon
youre a fucking loser if you watch this shit. the contestants are losers, the producers are losers and you are a loser.
>>205080621ian found a successor in him
I feel bad for Burt and Alex man. Pure exploitation. At first I thought Burt was a freak, but the longer I watch him I realize he is a freak but pretty nice guy.
The production cam is a lie right?
>>205080623You know that's a lie, Jerry.
>>205080609see you tomorrow
>"whats ians disability?"Uhh maybe that he cant be awake for more than 2 hours?
>>205080640women are retarded
did anyone else see luke's joker-like laugh to himself on the couch
>>205080205>your response?Total jeet removal. The most enjoyable thing when I started work as a bouncer was seeing the antics of drunk skanks up close. The most enjoyable thing by the time I finished being a bouncer was patrolling the jeets.
>>205080460Mizzy is literally a bird brain 70 IQ retard and the other cast members aren't much smarter
>>205080640ill take it over the trashy creature tattoos
>>205080630Are those bananas?
>>205080658yeah.
>>205080626love u
>>205080609Good luck getting a qrd tomorrow
>Friends come over>Fishtank on in background>Jeet on screen>"That guy looks like he has downs syndrome"
>>205080644Ted and Ian are sus
>>205080621Luke is fucked. Even the wiggers want him gone
>>205080635I wouldn't let these retards anywhere near my Porsche 911 GT3 RS
>>205080627Slow but steady, man
>>205080234alexis has the most valid reason
>>205080440It's unironically the cameras and it's pretty obvious
>mfw normietank again
Alexis
>>205080444hyper based
Does anything make Burt happy besides Gay sex? Genuine question. He's an extreme autist focused on sex
qrd on what's happened today pwease
tfw 2 twisted teas
>>205080656you're a loser nigga, meet me in the cheese room
>>205080545At what point? I have the video from the last hour but she was in there a while
>>205080642A TTS came through telling the house to stop whispering
I really enjoy that when they're not whispering they're screaming over each other in the room with the worst echo
>>205080509lovely work, anonis that multi-stream, or a stream selector?
>>205080621there's rumors sneed has called on the jeet to backdoor alex
Happy Halloween, boys
>>205080651good microcosm with women and their hivemind.if one thinks a dude is cute or whatever, the rest will fall in lineburt the ultimate wing man
>>205080676give pic, didnt watch bloodgames
>>205080663narcolepsy, autism, anxiety, latino
Who will survive the wrath of the TTS?
Why does Burt constantly look like he's photoshopped into whatever frame he's in?
>>205080705Ted seems to make him happy.
>they'll end up shaving my head
>>205080708what did you just say? you need to go to bed bro
>>205080560LMAO
>>205080702RHOSLC is real kino jet should take some notes
>>205080669You wouldn't get it
>>205080705Cosplay and acting like a serial killer / rapist
>>205080707i hate these kinds of women
Ted exists in the uncanny valley
>>205080363the chat gpt speech really moved her
>>205080640At least they're not anime tattoos
are we getting TTS or can i go to sleep
I have a slight suspicion lying about the Hulu stuff may fall under ftc restrictions
Alex really ended up being a dud
>>205080648bro what buzz. 2 twisted teas is literally nothing lol
>>205080729autism stance
Im so glad all of them are in the massive concrete garage with no soft surfaces at all. Its really really good audio. Perfect even.
>>205080705being a fire fighter
>>205080705I think he said he likes Sonic and Pokemon.And he watches cartoons.
>>205080724she was too good for fishtank (and knew it and left immediately)
Jet, time for the "no makeup challenge"we need to see what she really looks like
>>205080720Sneed is so fucked when he loses hoh
>>205080652Josie is ugly
BROS?
>Prince doing his best to ignore AlexLmao
>>205080708oh cool, is that a fishtank reference? wow thats hilarious man, real side-splitting shit. youre a mentally ill loser and this show is your entire life
>>205080724
>back to all the fish in a room having 12 conversations at onceCan I safely stop watching for the night? Surely no drama will happen... right?
>>205080478Same. She's perfect.
She's had 2 beers and already flashing her bra. What a whore
>>205080438one day y'all will learn that off looking bitches are the best bitches
>>205080729he is an ascended being simply choosing to manifest in this reality to enjoy fishtank from the inside. he does as he pleases.
>>205080735It's so fucking good, need to catch up on the latest season but fishtank got in the way
>>205080762
PRODUCTION TELL THEM TO MOVE ROOMS
>>205080692what is this screencap from? when?
>>205080726they will never turn it on so it doesn't matter
>>205080608i got hired for a job i really didnt qualify for to later find out i filled the customer-interacting 'pretty face' role and they really didn't care about the work I did or didn't do as long as clients liked me. it's easy mode but makes me wonder if my other merits are for nothing
>>205080762It's a gay show anon.
>>205080705torture and murder
>>205080762WHAT AM I WATCHING
WHAT THE FUCK
>>205080765creature...
>Fame or car?!Lmao you'll get neither
>>205080729He's constantly in the point and click fmv game stance
i find these people insufferable so i'm watching luke cam
>>205080492this post violates US law
>They got Laura Loomer for the showSo is Nick Fuentes showing up too or what?
>>205080692I might be out if Luke gets kicked. No self insert. No watchie. None of the women are simpable. Although Binx and Smaack are legit cute. I'm sure it will stil be a good season, but there's nothing to keep me watching very much without Luke
>>205080366Everyone saying Burt will disavow have it wrong, Burt is about to become MDE's new go to black guy for World Peace 3 and future fishtank freeloading. Just wait for Sam to groom him for the role, Burt will finally get to play the murderous rapist he always wanted to be.
>>205080609>quitting just before alex drops the third n-bomb
>>205080756of course he likes sonic
>>205080560literal fucking scooby doo reaction, love this nigga
>>205080764cheese room nigga
>stop watching binx>go to this
>>205080764erm.. not having a normal one, are we?
>>205080745Just sleep
Luke stock skyrocketing (alpha chad)Ian stock skyrocketing (literally me, /ourguy/)Binx stock rising (qt skibidi chan)Mizzy stock declining (attentionwhore schemer + whisper despite hot)Alexis stock declining (schemer + dumb despite hot)Peyton stock is nontent but goodTed stock plummeting (he does less than Ian)Burt stock solid (Burtcoin is unpredictable)Smaack coin rising (also nontent like peyton, but cute)Alex coin rising (not as annoying as simbol)Simbol coin plummeting (annoying)
>>205080759anyone who thinks alexis will look horrible without makeup is coping
>>205080786>>205080785GAY SEX
>>205080560lmao need that with sound
>>205080786
>teddy puts on burt's shirt>starts acting like a gorillawhy does he have to be such a pussy bitch? he's funny sometimes
things getting kinda sus
>>205080761I agree, and I like Binx but theres something deeply saddening about her being a failed streamer
>>205080774got more of a reaction from ian than the bmw did
>car or fame>everyones picking famethese people deserve whats coming to them
>>205080780Me making twice as much in tips as my coworkers on any average night kek
I like Burt but seeing white women lust over him makes me sick.
>>205080705He said he likes Quake
I've changed my mind. These people deserve Fatty.
>>205080791i was praying Binx was gonna go post up with Luke and eat her mushrooms and bananas, but sadly...
>>205080765I never want to see this hideous sociopath again. She belongs in /bant/ with the other gutter trash
>>205080788mizzy, alexis and simbal have convinced themselves whoever gets eliminated first gets the carno idea where this insane idea came from but it's hilarious
Chill mode has been activated again. Ian had a hard day.
>loving the monkey movement
>Burt stretching Teds shirt>Asshole to come
>>205080559They're trying to poison Pay's soul but these witches are just going to melt themselves trying
>BURT IS A LITTLE BOY
>>205080602no
fishtank roadmapafter S3 it's back to bitchtank s2 and powtank s2, possibly brotank with jon
>>205080648I would rather just not drink
The biggest pumpkin in the house.For the biggest player in the house.
>>205080277
>>205080805Kino
>>205080732...dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbiPyPk725Uwhy did this channel upload the actual real 'hulu trailer' that they saw in the house? where the fuck did they get the raw video file? did someone from production leak it?
Anyone have the tweet where sam and jet talk about how they found real dummies this time?
>>205080797WP3 in 2029 will definitely keep him on the hook. So when is WP2 coming out again
NO ALEX DON'T BLOW THAT WHISTLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205080722Happy Halloween man
>>205080717it's the m3u playlist, which is all separate streams, but you can just fire up another mpv instance if you want to watch two rooms at once
despite his violent fantasies burt is one of the least evil people in the house
I love Teddy's and Burt's relationship.I wish I had a bro like Burt.
>>205080826i think its funny because he doesnt care about women he only wants that ted bussy
ok anybody have lube? ted get over here
Goran I unironically kneel
>12am and nothing has happenedWAKEYWAKEYWIGGERS
>>205080768me and her could try and get our lives to the point they should be together
>>205080796Good riddance
she scared
I miss Tayleigh so much my beautiful kitty cat princess Aryan goddess
>I am... forgotten....
>>205080831>Literally just present an element into an environment>Retards will take care of the restIs the recipe for content seriously just retarded people? Jersey Shore figured this out decades ago and no one caught on
>>205080846thats a man
>>205080849posted by the official fishtank twitter dummyhttps://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1851373917480366390
>>205080774i hate ted so much its unreal
>>205080849the fishtank xitter posted it
>>205080257mexican
I love how slumdog isn't offering his chair to any of the girls. Indian chivalry is alive and well.
>>205080824>breaking news>breaking news
fellas is luke gonna be safe? I would hate for my best friend to go home so early
>>205080528Payton made a joke earlier about having a mom or something and Binx said "That must be nice"
>>205080863yeah true it's kind of based
>oh of my sugar daddieswtf
>>205080819I've thought "Oh I like this cute chick so I'll go watch her streams after" for a few fish before, but I never watch them. But I actually want to actively support binx after this because of this. Am I a bitch?
I was thinking earlier about how the first people to leave are gonna be expecting to be recognized at the airport and shit lol
>>205080705thats just how black people are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGbP_kTM4CA
how many times can jeet say damn bro in a minute
>>205080849they uploaded it on twitter
>>205080871
>>205080849fishtank twitter
This jeet is such a fake ass cunt
i've never had sex before, do female butt pheremones actually exist or is this virgin science?
>>2050806482 twisted = 2 bud heavies, no alcohol
>>205080871she's gone forever, skank whore
"One of my sugar daddys" Alexis proudely exclaimed.
PTZ cam operators are literal troglodyte retards
>>205080873not quite
>>205080878yesterday
>>205080870There's so much room upstairspoor anxious rabbit
Best Luke Pumpkn Posts thus far, I need more than the shit on twitter.
>yeah I could win, I could lose, don't really matter either way bro
Director cam knows whats up!
>>205080776its from when they didnt want to interview signal so they came up with the idea to tell him they ran out of film
>>205080464>>205080545Jesus christ, this is the "flash"?No one clipped this for a reason
>>205080824Imagine selling a Bimmer Miserable experience
>>205080819While luckily she get on this show so she'll have an actual audience.
>>205080581They're working off two drinks per person? Why are some of them acting so fucking drunk?
>>205080883they ain't worth it.
>>205080893A king for ants?!
They should send a single tts to lvke as encouragement
>>205080908yes but it depends on the woman, I recommend to find a clean vietnamese girl if you want the best ones
THE LOUDER YOU TALK THE MORE FAMOUS YOULL BE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSS KILL THIS BIMBO SLUT, FUSE HER AND SHITZY TOGETHER TO ACHIEVE NORMAL TALKING LEVELS
>One of my sugar daddiesbitch you don't have sugar daddies
>>205080849Keep the fuck up. You retards have become worse than the kiwitroons
>>205080789KEK
>>205080789>>205080729>Hey, ya missed, pal!
What the hell is this isnt sam hyde and jet supposed to be "based" ? This is humilation and cuckoldry wtf
>>205080886He might be safe. I'm not feeling much love for Smaack from the house.
>THIS IS JUST LIKE THIS ONE TIME, ONE OF MY SUGAR DADDIES-SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205080936who said this?
>>205080464alexis is disgusting man i don't want to see her boobjob pancake nips
>>205080908idk what that means but I've gotten plenty of pussy so imma have to say: no
>>205080930god put me on this earth to take low res screenshots of ian and post them with kid cudi songs
Did they ever say that they could win the car?
>>205080873nope
>>205080934PERIOD.
COMPUTER ACTIVATE
>>205080883Remember that he legitimately thinks he's better than everyone. He's an actual narcissist who think people who cross him should suffer.
>>205080939help me mike
>>205080729Burt isn't real wake up please wake up
>>205080940?
>>205080923imagine being so coom brained you were fiending for this clip lmao
>>205080796these weird are fun to watch, but they're literally all gay. Zero heterosexual fish left once Luke is gone.
alexis now shitting no "white males" who dirty talkgrim
>>205080917can someone Photoshop him holding a pipebomb
Princess Payton perched above the dysgenic hoard of millennial mutts
>>205080945Smack I think. She's a dumb whore
>>205080939burt did you kill rita
>>205080952no lmao
>>205080819her level of success (10 avg viewers, mostly mods in chat) can be a cozy side hobby that brings in like $100 every few months. if she's doing twitchcon etc for non-existent business rather than pleasure then that's kinda sad but it doesn't have to be a miserable existence
NEW>>205080974>>205080974>>205080974>>205080974
Is Twisted Tea even alcohol?
>>205080952No. Saar is convinced the first 1 kicked gets the car
so do you guys think the "computer" is actually gonna start tonight? are they saving it for when they all settle down? was this night of drinking goofiness their last bastion of chillness before the storm?
Computer status?
>>205080767>a third n-bomb has hit the famous house
>you now remember the anon who was coping that alexis had nipple pasties on rather than accept that she has giant dark brown nipples
i will always fuckin hate greenday because i was forced to listen to Dookie on family road trips
>>205080840>How are they gonna do apps when they can barely make a useable website>XP & levels do absolutely nothing, it's not anyone's incentive to watch>They have a smaller production team than last season>Literally what show could they pick up that's not just knockoff fishtank>This one is just sam saying he wants his bitcoin money backwhat a gameplan
>>205080765God I love her tits
>>205080972fuckin gross lol. smaack simps on suicide watch now. shes been passed around like prison currency
>>205080958that's just indians
>>205080953why does this video make me dizzy?
>>205080945Alexis
>>205080953beat
>>205080969old guys
>>205080952not that I saw. walking them out to react to it + the bow seemed like enough. but most were incredulous with a 50k winner prize and a “nice” car also being a prize
>>2050809835% so hardly
>5500 coins for a pack of cigarettes
>>205081003I want her to cuck me
>>205080968>Zero heterosexual fish leftUhh ian?
FISHTOYS ON LOL
our guy is being social
>>205080082test
>>205080890No because Binx seems like a decent person whos just a bit of a failure societally, even the fish I liked in S1 and 2 were obvious cunts that I knew I would barely follow afterwards
>>205080967I'm recording 5 cameras, figured I might as well clip something someone is asking for..No one even going to repost that tho
>luke just quit smoking cigarettes>is about to get completely inundated by them
>>205081045is this what they meant by they are turning on tts tonight
>>205081079i didn't mean that towards you anon
>>205081088i'm right there beside him
>>205081021So Alexis is pretending to be drunk?
>>205080729Burt is filmed in front of a green screen on a soundstage fifty miles away. The cast are never in any real danger from Burt.
>>205080978Yeah it's clear she is treating it more seriously than it actually is numbers wise.
>>205080967It's 9:30am in India. They have risen
>>205080953Ghostsies!
>>205081117Oh yeah, I agree then
How many beers has Alex had? Is he going to crash out again?
>>205081123not really pretending, just allowing herself to be as much of a retarded bitch as she actually is
I can't stand Alexis
>>205080943Payton my beloved
>>205081005it's called love
>>205080958Thinks he’s gonna fuck every white girl there too. Jeets are delusional
>>205080852At this point I think that WP2 is not coming out before WP3, WP2 seems stillborn. I still hope that Sam offers work to Burt afterwards, as shit as his acting is it would actually fit the MDE aesthetic well.
>>205081272he's insane lol
Someone should post a shot of the car on the bbxitter saying "if Luke leaves tomorrow this is his consolation price"
Luke immediately starts smoking lol
>>205080796Luke is getting eliminated at some point, it's just not going to happen yet.
>>205081297they should hurry up and get the twizzrail sketch out before there's peace in the middle east
>>205080796People said this after Jon, Cole, and Jimmy. They'll find a way to bring you back.
>Ian asking if they’ve ever done hard drugs
Damn Luke fucking loves smoking... you can see it. Not like season 2 where they all faked it.
>>205080918Mantra of a stress free life
>>205081443 And it was true.
>>205080797This Burt just got a forever job now that he's to old to do fire fighting
>>205080796>Self insertIf you watch this gay show you're more like Ted
>>205080861Have you tried going to prison?
>>205081540Ian looks like a Percocet and Dans/SOMA type of guy to me
>>205080908Pheromones do exist which is why you always rub the inside of your foreskin for smegma scent and put it around your neck before going on a date
