I need one last Nicholson kino before he shuffles loose this mortal coil. What do you guys think he could currently pull off role-wise? He used to play intimidating characters well, and while it's my preference, I don't think old man Nicholson could pull off something like Stallone did with Tulsa King. Jack isn't in Stallone's shape, but maybe there's something out there, any ideas bros?
Just get his son who is his reincarnation.
>>205088988Jabba the Hutt
>>205088988It'd have to be a lampshade thing where he plays a washed up actor on his death bed or some gay shit like that, people crying in the theater. That or cameo in a Marvel movie, imagine the shame
Looks like he has no problem getting rolls to me.
>>205088988>shuffles loose this mortal coil
>>205089006I feel bad for the sons of famous horndogs, cuz they probably inherited their dad's horniness but not their dad's ability to capitalize on it. Imagine having Nicholson's sex drive and you're stuck with 5 or 10 lays a year instead of 100s
>>205089073He looks more like his dad now that he's in his 30's than before so he might capitalize on it now since he was in Smile 2 which was big with the young girl crowd.
Would've been a great Baron Harkonnen
>>205088988He gets kicked off of a plane while wearing a burger king crown and saying culturally insensitive things he gets arrested and sentenced to community service where he has to coach an inner city teenage basketball team which he does while in a wheelchair. One of the kids is still there after everyone leaves then his grandma comes like 45 minutes late because she has early dementia. She reveals that shes raising her grandson after his mother died from drugs and she works two jobs to support him. Jack trains team and they make it to the playoffs then the championship, then the grandson gets arrested for doing some gang shit, a drive by shooting, 4 dead. Jack needs him to win the championship so he helps break him out of jail to play the game then Jack bangs the grandma.
>>205089096Possibly. Nicholson was fucking hundreds of 15-24 year old women without a condom in the pre MeToo era, his unique situation is never happening again
>>205089352Jack will never get metooed because he was a sub in bed. Hard to claim a guy raped you when you handcuffed and pegged him.
The Whale sequel.
>>205088988He would be perfect to play a Harvey Weinstein biopic fucking young actresses.
>>2050890735 to 10 lays per year sounds wild to me. What a life that would be. Then again, I'm not famous.
>>205089590I'm pretty sure famous guys who are currently popular sleep with a different woman every night. I'm 40, have slept with 5, and only one was attractive.
>>205089646I think famous guys are just able to satisfy their sex drive, whatever that is. If they're horny enough for every night, sure. If only once a month, that's fine too
The Dining
five easy pieces, of cake
>>205088988Camera crews should follow him around as he goes to different Diners and film him asking for Omelets and arguing with wagies.
>>205088988>"It was a Subway steak macaroni 'VELOUTE!... rendered from a two-hundred and three year old mother soup with fresh zested Tuscan lentils">"I kicked it up a notch "personally" with Teriyaki duck pussy lips. Shit was cardinal, a delicious sin that I would happily commit again eheh if given the opportunity">"My favourite part however was the macaroni pasta infuse from our macabre roux; it was the first order of business after the duck pussy dried up">"The only obstacle before me was choosing between the lukewarm frothy broth that remained or a French kiss with the mystery meat that reminds me of Kim Bassinger in the 80's heh">"AND THEN YOU CAME WITH YOUR PISS-ANT ELBOW AND RETARDIDLY, 'SMOTE!' MY TUPPERWARE BOWL VIOLENTLY ASUNDER! LIKE A FUCKING SAVAGE!">"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! NAPOLEON BONAPARTE HIMSELF SUPPED FROM THIS VERY MOTHER BATCH ON HIS DEATHBED! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OR APPRECIATE CULTURE AND THE ARTS LIKE 'I!' DO!">"Now, if you were in my position right 'NOW'. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO BIG-DOG!" *barks and howls*>"My night is ruined beyond salvation and history has been raped blind before the world stage. I 'HOPE!' you are happy with yourself"
