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I'm fucking done with this show now Luke's gone, what the actual fuck are they thinking
What if this is a prelude to "Psycho" luke coming back to the house on halloween for REVENGE
>>205094772Look at it this way anon, you can now torture the remaining fish with impunity
Luke was unironically the only high quality contestant these faggots at fishtank have ever had and they fumbled it lmao
bring him back
>>205094750>sponsored by Dude WipesJfc no, those things are not flushable and will destroy your plumbing system. Fingers crossed the sponsorship extends to the bathrooms being kitted out with these things, and we get to see a major plumbing mishap on the tank.
>Luke gone>Signal immunityGoodbye Smaaack
NUMBER THREE COMBO MEAL, NO CONTENT, COMING RIGHT UP!
payton snores like a hog
please god let the entire Luke thing be planned please got don't tell me Goran just fucked it upplease god don't let it be a repeat of season 2please god everything was going so great
>>205094832That makes sense considering I'd pork her
Let’s get some goon posting in here
You now remember when this entire thread was singing hallelujah over production actually being able to stitch their day one handicam footage together into a three-minute bit.
>>205094772Trust the plan
>>205094854
>>205094864Trust Jet?
So is there any point in watching anymore? The main conflict starter just left so it's gonna be the everyone sits around doing nothing show again
>>205094821that's a joke right? someone should @ them on their socials about sponsoring a racist pedo like Sam
rip beautiful thighs
>>205094821the sponsorships aren't actually real, none of these companies would be within 100 miles of anything Sam Hyde related
>>205094838Relax, they know he's a favorite so he'll be back as a freeloader. As a plant he was never gonna be able to win anyways. I'm hoping simbal stays on long enough to be brutalized by tts
>>205094863You're a retard
Sex with Smaacc the Snacc
>>205094821Twisted tea, bmw
>>205094869No…trust Ben
>>205094870>the main conflict starterThat is objectively the jeet, not Luke
>>205094825Jet after this season
>>205094863>Also, Alexis said "if he's a plant, then he's a plant that was allowed to push Simbal"I missed that line and that's the only defense I've seen that makes sense. Damn.
>>205094825Put the fries in the fucking bag, Goran
>>205094880>As a plant he was never gonna be able to win anyways.That isn’t the issue.
>>205094863You're a genius
>>205094896This is so cinematic with the purple
>>205094859That actually made me hopeful that production had gotten their shit together this season, only for them to remind me that they're all still the same retard wiggers from before
>>205094889Tcl
all they had to do was let luck fucking sleep but no
>>205094880>As a plant he was never gonna be able to win anywayssays who?
>>205094868God damn I wish Ted would just suck his dick
>>205094821Ben even brought this up "off camera" and told them to NOT flush them in the house.It's a bit, the sponsorship is fake, and you're retarded.
>casually ruins your show because he is annoyed he got woken up
>>205094891Someone hasn't been watching the last 2 days apparently. He was opening up, spreading his wings and getting ready to soar. He started more shit than ANYONE.
>>205094901I mean either way we'll see him again
what happened with luke?
>elimination reason is "leaving the play area" which makes next to no sense when it's not meant to be a live broadcast gameyou can tell they came up with that last minute in a whippet induced stuporJETITUP
>>205094910right?
>>205094894pretty sure it was either mizzy or binx in B2 that said that but maybe not
>>205094914thanks maejok
>>205094825trust neptune. its the calm before the storm.
>content starts happening>shut it down! bravo jet, more gossiping and gay talk is what the show needs
>>205094859I said "Ok, maybe this season can be good. Putting together clips from the previous couple days that fuck with the fish. Truly self-producing content." And then this.
>>205094894It wasn't Alexis, it was actually Binx. Although they didn't pull Luke out for about 40 mins after that comment and after several fish go and ask Luke more questions.
>>205094915Not really, even his big “”””physical altercation””””” was started by Apu
>>205094894then they brought up "well unless Pajeet is a plant too" and started talking about how there's 7 men and 5 women so 2 men are probably plants
>>205094838>plannedfirst time watching fishtank? they unironically pride themselves on not planning anything
>>205094870gossiphouse until they send in dunye or some shit
>>205094870>So is there any point in watching anymore?Fatty is in the house. Production told them to get to sleep because tomorrow is a big day.The problem is I can't see them ramping it up much without people quitting..
>have one of the best contestants ever>don't plan anything out or tell him anything>by coincidence he makes a random play that destroys his chance of staying in the game as THE PERFECT plant after a night of solidifying a hoes before bros alliance with Alex and IanI was really praising production this season, but they did the typical Wigger shit again.
>>205094915The only guy making content as everyone yaps, eats, and sleeps, so jet has his irl sims.
I don’t believe in 5D chess anymore considering they fuck up times and times again. Jet got upset and lashed out like he always does.
problem?
Bring Scott!! NOW!!
fishtank fans be the only racists who hate wiggers more than niggers on some real shit though
>>205094948What content, smashing pumpkins?
>>205094864There is no plan dude
>>205094946>>205094950I don't even know why I'm shocked anymore.
>>205094938By apu standing there, thats not a conflict starter, him deciding to start fighting with everyone and yelling at signal to get out started the conflict. He then escalated it by pushing him out of the room.
>>205094914>tattoo sleeves
>>205094950I don't actually think this was jet, the clip of luka or whoever the camera man confronting luke and telling him to say he wasn't told to by production makes it look like luka was just annoyed and didn't want to deal with it.
SEASON 2 RERUN INCOMINGI HOPE YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR CODDLETANK, WITH A BIT OF THERAPYTANK, BOXINGTANK AND BARMAN-CHRISLYNCH-TANKSWIFTLY FOLLOWED BY FREELOADERTANK ONCE THEY MANAGE TO FLY THEM IN LAST MINUTE
>>205094955As opposed to?
>>205094832From Fatty to Dave, and now to Payton, the torch of early morning snorekino is passed down once again
>>205094955it generated a lot of drama, he was working them well
I need to go to bed
>>205094946true, was one of the best bro-downs we've had tn with luke alex ian forming a mega-alliance and then they kick luke. wouldn't keeping him have brought more content out of alex/ian?
>>205094953PWEASE MISTER JETMY CWITTY IS ACHING FOR SCOTTY…
>>205094946Seriously Luke was killing it
Let me guess. They are going to bring Fatty or Frank as fake contestant now.
Coomposting on a sfw board should be a bannable offence, even without nudity. I genuinely support banning porn irl now, you deviants should be fucking lynched in the street. Total coomer death.
>>205094927that's luka
i've never had one of those chocolate coffees but i'm having some chocolate with my coffee and it's mixing pretty nice in my mouth
wtf even goes on in here?
I endorsed Luke and they eliminated him first ??
>>205094980correct, sir
>>205094914It truly feels like he was pissed from waking up and just started blurting out stuff like "you're being fucked with" and "tell them you're lying."
>>205094864The plan appears to be fumble after getting lucky.
shut it down, redo it in 2 months with luke as a contestant again
>>205094880Exactly, this thread is just too impatient and stupid to forsee the neptunian kino that's about to hit them!@campofthesaints 7:32:34
>>205094990i did everything right and they indicted me
>>205094986Sweet consensual lovin
>>205094986i told you already, that's whre john died
>>205094980based
>>205094976PLS JET WE DEMAND SCOTT!!
>>205094953Ha Haaaaa Ha!!! Hey yall.We got a new contest guys, the young and fit Scott Sullivan! He's an MMA fighter and only 29 years old!
>>205094979that would make too much content
>>205094937binx is such shit it is unreal>shits on Luke she knows is a plant, because she also it
>>205094980this
>>205094983they all look the same at that resolution, white guys in their mid/late 20s with beards
>>205094872Why does sam getting pussy trigger you retards so much?
>>205094986consensual forced sex
>>205094964>Alright, since we had an elimination this morning, the planned elimination for today is cancelled. Instead we'll be teaching you all some karate.
>>205094964>sending Jimmy inI wish
the pajeet saying the computer was "a bomb" got lost among all the chaos that ensuedfucking lol
>>205094986It's a bathroom, what do you mean? Shitting, pissing, and showering...
>>205094979fatty is already in the house as the "executive producer" so of course he's probably gonna stick around for a bit
>>205094880Freeloaders don't happen on a "real reality show."
>>205094914Yeah he handled that horribly. They should have just not opened the door and let Luke deal with it.FAIL.
>>205094997yeah it seems like that's what happened and they just couldn't figure out how to recover from it. It doesn't even make sense why. Production could just stay in the basement, who gives a fuck.
>>205094979binx would recognize fatty and maybe frank. scott is unironically the better choice
>>205095026That was funny
If anyone has the full Burt Ted pillow talk archived I'll suck your dick
===PAYTON UPDATE===we have movement
>>205095022I always forget Scott was in season 1
you just know that the final 3 is going to be mizzy, alexis and gay negro faggot. you just know it and its going to be dark
>>205094986That's where Burt releases tension, and where Ted will lose his cherry.
===BURT UPDATE===His penis just moved
JEET IS UP
Simbal's up. Gonna hit the weights again?
>>205095035If you're high on gas and half asleep, just wait till noon before having a plan on why it happened. It's not even difficult.
>pajeet is up
>>205094914Completely incorrect. This thread is just too impatient and stupid to forsee the neptunian kino that's about to hit them!@cam
I'm already prepared for the incoming fatty tank.
Went to bed after Sam did his elimination bit did I miss anything funny?
>>205095055>gay negro faggotwhich one?
>>205095055Wrong.
production literally could've just said NOTHING when luke claimed they told him to wake everybody up and even that would've gone over better than this absolutely retarded situation
if the pajeet goes to hit the weights, he will have my respect
THE POO HAS RISEN, I REPEAT, THE POO HAS RISEN
>you leave >it pisses everyone offThe pure fucking Chad energy touched us all
the poo doesn't wear socks
eliminating him for just going into the basement makes no sense, they didn't do that in the past either and he's popular.It has to be some sort of set up for him to return tonight.
>wake up>Jet obviously had to JET IT UPWe can always count on Goran.
>>205095055Imagine thinking a single one of those three will last through the first two days of Hell House, lmaoYour final three is Alex, Teddy and Binx.
>>205095081It's hard to even be shocked anymore at their incompetence.
>>205095074Burt is just a gay negro, he's not a faggot
>>205095073Luke was removed so now Ian is stuck in a house full of women and gays
>s3 tourists being blackpilled by s2 touristsShit like this has happened literally every season and the show goes on chill out you faggots
i can't believe they kicked luke just to replace him with tayleigh WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE PILLHEADS THINKING
what did that smelly indian just say in his exotic eastern tongue to the camera
>>205095098real
They haven't put the eliminated graphic over his contestant page yet, is he still in this or am I overdosing on hopium and it's just because Wes is asleep?
>>205095088saw that, revolting
>>205095095even if they bring him back, he is the prime plant suspect. even burt figured that out
>>205094750They’re gonna bring that fat retard upstairs today and they’re gonna see right through and just leave
what did he say? Good morning Bajal?
>>205094854any more slip ups from anyone last night?
>>205095039I've got the last 5+ hours, but it's a lot..
>>205095101Cope.
>>205095107they just went to sleep >>205095101s2 blackpillers are correct
>>205094750The fucking spic collects disability? He needs to fucking go.
>>205095114are you archiving every camera?
>>205095113I dont like fat girlsbut I'd hatefuck this slut so hard
>>205095039thats pretty gay dude
>>205095073>eats>sits around for a bit>back to bedFucking based bummaxxing
>>205095101yes and it ruined every season
why dont americans have kettles like the rest of us normal people
Coffee with Simbal
how long until we get 5am bugle reveilles
>>205095113just mizzy and alexis, all posted
>>205095101season 2 could have been alot better, theyre repeating the same mistakes
>>205095114Can you upload it to gofiles.io? My archive stopped for that one specific room overnight. Fuck.
>>205095039Here's the full video, no dick sucking.Trust in Jesus Christ, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmR8MhPc6Y&pp=ygUOZmlzaHRhbmsgYnVydCA%3D
>>205095134Power supply issue.
>>205095134their electricity runs on 120v and thus doesn't carry enough current to boil water quickly
>>205094838Nasty tongue sucking pedophile
>>205095134apparently every american who stays long in europe buys one when they go back
>wanna watch a recap something on youtube>click it>decide to watch in other place in the house>quit and move>open youtube there>its my first recommendbitch how
>>205094872>Richard SpencerNATOtroon albeit
>>205095101As a hopepilled S3 enjoyer I now realize that my dream of a fishtank free of faggotry was just that, a wistful delusion. All is lost. The end comes soon: I can hear the drums in the deep. They are coming. They are coming.
Does anyone have the Alexis nip slip from last night?
Remember that once things kick off, you'll realize (You) are the butt of the joke this season:>Launch postponed by two months.>Most contestants are actors and were coached beforehand.>Paywalled cams.After that fat fuck Aperture almost cries during Powtank because Rusty unplugged a speaker and TJ talked back, I believe this is the endgame now -- rib on the paypigs and nolifers. You'll get it when they bring back the crazy stuff that happened leading up to Famous House, like CK's streams.Happy Halloween, /ftl/.
>>205095101>the show goes onmuch worse than it was, yes
>>205095039Wrong video, here's the second half of it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbPNubYdckU
>>205095157My slampig
>>205095105he said hello to a family member, which means he likely knows is a 24/7 stream
>>205095154IoT
>>205095157alexis and mizzys tits are nasty and better enjoyed in their tops
fill the coffee pot with waterpour water into the tankfucking stupid indian
>>205094854Disgusting tit almost touches her belly button. Gross.
>>205095145almost certainly a skill issue. it takes skill to flick a switch, of which they do not have.
>>205095134Electric kettles or stovetop ones? We have both. I grew up with a stovetop one that my dad used for coffee. Nowadays I have an electric water boiler from Zojirushi.
>>205095166how does that square with HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>>205095134No bidets too, "1st world country" btw XD amerifags smelliin like shit
>>205095156he's on his way as we speak
>>205095134tf is a kettle
B3x status?Please say 'on her way'...
>>205095134American water contains high fructose corn syrup and it would he a nightmare to clean
>>205095163Thanks, at least that's some of it. Can't believe my archiver failed when a hearable conversation finally occurs.
>>205095133It ruined s2 I guess, but when Jon was kicked out during S1 most people were over it after seeing production constantly pandering to him.
>>205095134We do, they're just not widely used. People just usually boil theirs in a pot
>>205094914Camera crew shouldn't be allowed to talk it's clear these guys don't know what they are doing like Jet and Ben
>>205095043Jon almost dying because he wouldn't tap will always be golden
>>205094922No one will tell you
>>205095187last public reference to fishtank was in september
>cant get rid of the annoying as fuck sound effects when moving mouse across the camera options on the flowstream site
> luke says "production told me to"> it's actually funny this time because they DIDN'T tell him to, luke is unaware about the use of this phrase in s2> wiggers get flashbacks from s2 and spaz out
Seems obvious they dont want to get rid of smack yet because they know her simps are whales so they are “kicking luke off” so they dont have to do an elim today
>>205095169many such cases…
>>205095101It always gets worse, yes. It turns into coddle tank like in S1, or fan tank in S2. Since these aren't fans, it'll be coddle tank this time. You think anyone except maybe Binx will stay around if Fatty starts getting naked?
>>205095192>production fuck up as a response to another production fuck upyou're not painting them in a very good light anon
>>205095207They're soulful.
>>205095207yes you can
>>205095103Would literally rip my balls off with my bear hand out of rage if true.
>>205095190>Can't believe my archiver failedNo problem. Keep up the good work, anon.
snoring in b2 nowsleep apnea house
>>205095207>mute sfx button
>>205095073So the plant can’t survive past a week because of two situations, one of which he bails himself out of, but nontent gets to stay?
>>205095187touring with breezy
trish audition tape https://x.com/trishamelchor/status/1851901731816288562
80% of the posts in here are about Luke. He's winning Fishtank.
>>205095189And fluoride, estrogen, micro plastics,
>>205095217fucking how
damn this is going to be extra gay if it's true
i think payton might be awak
gonna watch the whole luke happening and then formulate the official FTL opinion on the matter
>>205094922He was extradited to Florida by Sheriff Mike Chitwood for threatening comments made on /tv/ throughout 2022
>>205095207anon....
>>205094922he's in the shower
Jet kicks Luke to make the twitter roasties happy. Hey babe come to bitchtank we would love to have you on. Fuck Jet the simp.
Sam confirms what happened on twitter
>>205095158making fun of paypigs is based, buy samjew hyde and jet goyanian would never taunt their money makers if they could make a few more shekels. so unless the show is tanked on purpose or its a planned thing they would be proving they failed
>>205095177electric kettles. they're critical infrastructure to any first world country
>>205095205It's over.
>>205095126No, most I had going was like 10 at once.I have a script setup so I can start downloads of any camera easily, but it's still a pain in the ass with so many
>>205095228>>205095217>>205095238>>205095248nevermind im fucking retarded, figured it out 2 seconds after posting it
>>205095252he needs a 50k cashier's cheque
>>205095240Makes sense?
>>205095241she entered that position a while agoi do suspect that, given how resolutely she stayed in bed throughout last night, she may be weighing up whether or not to leave after the panic attack
>>205094859That's literally the only thing that's happened in 4 days now. Oh and some jeet got mogged/pressed by the house chad
>>205095240bb audience isn't sticking around for this trash
>>205095252>december 28 2023try harder jet
>>205095238
I still have no explanation on why burt and the fag are sleeping together
These threads are fucking useless no one gives anyone the fucking QRD. It's just faggots post nip slips of chicks that look like they could be my mom. Kill yourselves.
>>205095282i give exhaustive QRDs to people who ask nicely
>>205095270>after the panic attackqrd?
>>205095252Now that's a good one.>>205095255I will say, although we technically have both, they're not too common. The reason for this is that americans just don't really drink enough water anymore, or tea, or coffee that's not from a store. But growing up, I feel like most families had a stovetop kettle.
>>205095234Nice, but I need to see Letty's audition Skype call, the one the headgear screencap comes from.
>>205095280Ted is a push over and Burt is horny. His own words.
>>205095287fuck you
YARD PTZ HAS MOVED ONE OF THE WIGGERS ARE AWAKE? WTF?
>>205095157got this one
>>205095280i think the little guy doesn't want to be rude and just move to one of the three empty beds
>>205095282nobody really knows why they kicked luke jet should tell us on twitter but he doesn't know himself
>>205095282this thread has been pretty lacking on the simping, and the OP has actually useful news this time around
>>205095282>faggots post nip slips of chicks that look like they could be my momyour mom? anon...
>>205095282Watch the show then
>>205095282there have been multiple QRDs in the past threads
>>205095282>ted sucked off burt>luke called jet gay and it made jet cry so ben kicked luke off>ian slept on the couch>all the women cried because there was a loud noise
>>205095252sloppy job goran
>>205095240>Hate watch because the soft A whisperer is on this show>He leaves>???Flimsy premise
>>205094986Haley and Scott ruined her marriage in there
>>205095282There are multiple QRDs in the past few threads, and you should know that there are multiple threads per hour even during the times at which they're all actually asleep.I'm a bandwagoner and even I recognize this.
>>205095282The QRD is rape
>>205095287She was already emotional, but this sent her over the edge I think.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R9Xro76IjM
>>205095286Go ask Burt nicely you nigger loving pedophile
>>205095282is yo mama single bruh ?
>>205095243love chitwood, respect chitwood, behead chitwood gingerbreads with a machete and give them to chitwood, put chitwood babies to restful sleep,
>>205095323Unreal how similar this is.
>>205095298jet rolled over onto the keyboard
>>205095148but enough about you
>>205095303>We want luke back!
>>205095240>>205095316>>205095269>>205095274not truewatch the recording https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R9Xro76IjMwe know what happened, it's not subtle.
I don’t like Luke (I don’t like the idea of plants conceptually) and would be glad to see him gone but I’m not gonna gloat or celebrate because I know he’ll be back soon
>>205095323So true.
>>205095252Lol that's sams tweet for when Cole left for S2.
>>205095282No one knows why Luke is kicked yet. We're speculating. Don't expect a resolution. We are still unaware whether a couple S2 contestants quit or were kicked.
>>205095142Only up to 5gb on there, I'd have to trim or compress it and heading to sleep sooon
>>205095323
>>205095300Jet, how did you know washed-up slampigs are my thing? Was it the Delaneyposting? You're spoiling me and my dick.
Luke is genuinely the hottest contestant they’ve ever had. Remember when Brian was supposed to be the “Chad” of Fishtank?!? LMAO. Luke is tall, muscular, handsome, broad shoulders, tanned, nice chiseled chin. To top it off he is a genuinely nice dude and the most talented artistically in the contestant history. Unlike the vapid girls on this show, he seems like a sweet, interesting, fun person. I love Luke. He’s so dreamy. Anyway, I hope he stays so he can further sow discord and ensure psychological torture of the Fish (and so I can stare at him voyeuristically.)
Autist guys remember this: If a comedy civilian (not at least a third degree ironic apprentice) ever attempts to break rank and out-improv you, shut them down immediately. The chain of command is the only way we can establish order - Master Comedic Mason Rogan knows this truth.
i assume anyone posting reactsimply videos is reactsimply
Just bring in Jimmy, Tayleigh, Greg, and Airsoftfatty to ruin the show so I can stop watching this already. The wiggers were never going to pull this off.
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL, TONIGHTIT'S HARD TO LET IT GO
>>205095341we don't know why this random dude came up and said that bit? actually annoyed? did jet tell him? did he improvize?
>>205095282All the replies and not one QRD. I guess I'll make a new twitter you faggots are useless unless I want to see fake or saggy tits. Kill yourselves.
>>205095372you have autism, it's not subtle.
>>205095342They are feeding him a new script.Truat the plan. He'll be back.
>>205095300>>205095357Oh and this
>>205095359based and same but i won't hold my breath
>>205095372we don't need to know every detail. it's an entertainment show
QUICK GET SOME IRRELEVANT WHORE LIKE BLICCY INTO THE TANK PRONTO TO MILK TTS AND HAVE NIP SLIPS AGAIN AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THE NUMBERS ARE CRASHING AGAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNN
it was a dreamluke is innocenthe will join the house again this morning
>>205095354wow i cant believe this
>>205095359He also has the added benefit of being the most famous contestant they've had (at least in terms of reality TV), and has brought a lot of attention from the BB crowd
Alexis and Mizzy mindbreak
>>205095314>luke called jet gay and it made jet cry so ben kicked luke offSeriously? Again? Why does this happen every season?
>>205095379
>>205095351fileditch.com is unlimited if you want to start the upload there. If not you can compress it fast using nvidia hevc. If you upload it later you can make up a code I can search the archives with to find it?
WHY AM I STILL AWAKE
>>205095370>Luke, remember what you said before?! I'm always with you too - I'll come back to you. I promise!>Alright man.WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>205095282the truth is that there’s nothing to run down because nothing of note has happened yet this season
>>205095385they just removed the entertainment, i'd like to know the details
>>205095342It's pretty good to have an "insider" to encourage things. The issue is that they haven't had a single good plant as of yet. Luke was great but the indian removing was ill-advised so early. The prank should have been covered by production though.
Luke is too good to be on this for 6 weeks. Makes sense. He did great work and it's a good way to set an example for the others to not go down to the wigger den
>>205095300Alexis is one of the people that knows the show is live and she's the only one constantly flashing her tits in view of the cameras. Is she doing it deliberately or is she just low IQ?
>>205095403ultimately it's sneed's fault for stealing the candy for no reason causing mizzy psychotic break causing the jeet push
>>205095403Luke was genuinely pissed that the roasties couldn't let him sleep
>>205095370
Smaack update: She has removed her sleep mask and is looking snuggleable
>>205095386They are bringing [/spoiler]the one and only, Chip.
>>205095397nevermind the limit on fileditch is also 5G kekI use avidemux to split files on keyframes without recompressing, or nvidia compress them quickly
>>205095395Not mad just disappointed. These threads are just nigger lovers laughing at their own jokes and gooning. Nothing about the show.
>>205095359
>>205095413thisit was his third night without resta man has limits
need to see Smack do pic related
>>205095409>it's a good way to set an example for the others to not go down to the wigger dengood point actuallymy first thought when i heard the announcement was that it's the first hint of turning up the heat
“This is not a good show, too much whispering”-Ian, winner of fishtank
>>205095412>>205095413I know I know, but this early on, go down to the Flat or the Lounge area. Start physical stuff at week 2 maybe.
>>205095416she woke up like 30 min ago, looked around, and went back to sleep
>>205095359He's so attractive that just by looking at him it's clear as day that fishtank livestream shit is way beneath him.
>>205095403they had exactly one joke planned out: SARR SARR REDEEM THE CARD AND DO THE NEEDFUL. they probably expected to carry the entire first week solely off of jeet hate
>>205095430>>205095409fuck of jet no one thinks this
>>205095426Nothing is happening or has happened reallyIt's all nontent
Now that Lvke the Lion is gone (F) I'm going to make my prediction for tomorrow morningSince he left with some unresolved tension, here's what's going to happen to the women in the house>they ill begin begin by celebrating that he's gone, that now they finally "feel safe" and say that they should have kicked him out at the first event>they will slowly begin to justify his actions to themselves>they will start to say things like "well, he was going through a lot and was having withdrawls and not sleeping. It makes sense he would want to leave of his own accord">"yeah he probably didn't like the way he was seeing himself behave">"I still don't think what he did was okay, but...">and this line of reasoning will continue in all of them until they safely place Luke back in the "need to be fucked by" category in their tiny brains>binx specifically will know that he was the plant and say "damn. Now I want to know him for real cause that was a good act"I predict this will all happen before the middle of the afternoonScreencap this for when I'm rightRIP LVKE
>>205095411She said she had sugar daddies last night so it's possible she's just a whore.Mizzy knows too and flashed her saggy too last night but she's legitimately retarded and may have forgot.
>>205095416Your life must be so grim. Too fat to hang yourself, too much of a coward to do it anyway. You're just going to lay down and rot
>>205095440what did she see?
WAKE UP ALEX
Hey guys, Jet hereYou think Luke's gone?Heheheh... You underestimate me too much...
mizzy leg sticking out
Luke was "kicked" because he completed his mission. He was a hint to the fish that Famous House is something different. The pots and pans and production bringing out the computer for the fish to find while Luke fumbled his way through it all, only to have the computer removed after they went back to their rooms. The house just got eerier.
>>205095427Greatest method actor of our days.He even started going to gay bars dressed in fishnets to prepare.
so you say next stage of the show is crazy? i want them to punish blue hair twitch streamer to cry, i hate her so much
>>205095424pixeldrain has a 100gb limit but the spam filter always picks up their links
>>205095427I love his princess prance
>>205095416Snuggle Smaack
>>205095450Luv u 2 bb
>>205095398The neptunian curse.
>luke gets woken up and he's pissed>he wakes everyone up the next next>jet reprimands him for some reason>luke gets pissed because he's only trying to be entertaining>jet doubles down and says he cant do things like that>luke says fuck it and decides to leave this shitty show>jet comes up with an excuse that it was because he went downstairsthis is my theory of what happened
>>205095466he's been in this game for a long time
>>205095444What made Luke leave?
>>205095454Yes, we know that he'll be appearing in Squid Game costume alongside Turkey Tom to menacingly stare at the fish and swap their freezer and fridge contents.
>burt is slowly scooting himself towards his boytoy
>>205095469can you obfuscate it?
>>205095484neptunian
Goran didn't like how Luke was stealing the spotlight, so he had him removed to remind you that this is GORANS show. Hope your having fun, everybody!
>>205095448PICS
did anyone else notice the jeet is missing?
FOR TODAY’S SPOOOKY HALLOWEEN CHALLENGETHE CONTESTANTS WILL HAVE TO WATCH MOUSE.AVI MUAHAHHAHAHAHAWHOEVER LIVES…. WINS? We shall see hehehe
I have a feeling that if the sharks show up Burt is going to schizo out and kill one of them
if luke is still removed tomorrow there is gonna be a riot
>>205095504Burt is a pedophile
>>205093803gay people like that and shit/poop a lot. it's odd. that's why the gay dudes keep talking about it, it's disgusting but it's part of their culture, especially with gay douching
>>205095487kinda, i just go pixeldrain dot com slash u slash irghj345345234 (as an example) and it seems to get by
>>205095427I’m a woman lol, you know, a REALITY TV SHOWS TARGET AUDIENCE? Lmao if anything, you’re all the fags for getting tricked into watching reality tv like a bunch of gossiping hens
>>205095497went to bathroom
>Bianca García.Has Binx spoken any Spanish yet? That'd be so fucking hot.
Tayleigh represents hate and death.Smaack represents love and life.
I miss him so much bros
>>205095504most likely ted, due to intestine perforation
i dont understand, why cant they just say they told Luke to do that to drum up some drama insteaed of making everyone think there are plants
>>205095436>falls asleep again
>>205095497he went to the downstairs bathroom and is probably still there
>>205095475people claimed to hear them laughing together in the basement before the elimination announcement. i don't think they would've ended things on bad terms. i do think production fucked up and mishandled his prank
>>205095483Let's choose our words carefully here. We don't know if he "left" or was "kicked" at this point. Sure, he's the plant, but it's an important distinction. Based on Cole's elim, we might not know ever.
>>205095497He's washing his feet
>>205095509Proof?
>>205095485He can't help himself. Ted released his whiteboi pheromone braps and now Burt is chemically locked onto him.
i'm not racist but does anyone else not like the way indian people's hands look?
>>205095516A little bit hear and there and to Ian. She said she knows hot to read in Spanish but not in English.
Was Ian really pissed off that he was woken up? lmao
>>205095525obviously he wasn't kicked from the show, his tcl television is still in there.
luke: i know.. you cant read me cuz im fucking retardedBRINGLUKEBACKOR I GET MADVERY MAD
>>205095359He’s the only one I jerked it to.
>>205095536i don't like anything about indian "people"
>>205095536you're not racist that's just natural
>>205095520because he totally spilled his spaghetti and went "production made me do it"
>>205095532Burt plans to slide himself in secretly the next time Ted shits himself
What happened with luke? I was asleep
>>205095538Ian can't even experience that emotion
>>205095544they are funny to laugh at
>>205095538Anon how would you feel if you'd only had 22 hours of sleep that day?
jeet in confessional
the big brother crowd discovered the show yesterday because of Luke. Now they kick him off. jeet in confession now btw
>>205095539Wouldn't even want to pay for shipping that piece of shit, honestly.
>>205095539his tv, his pair of pants, his little shorts, and the two or three shirts he brought are still there
>>205095557But i did?
>>205095537>Binx can't read in English
>>205095550ok? and? why not just run with that, they know its a reality show
THE POO JUST SAID GOOD MORNING KINO CONFESSIONAL
>>205095556HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>Luke messes up>contestants become suspicious for one reason or another>production decides it's too risky to keep on the show and decide to kick him, probably with the option to return once things are in full swingI don't see the issue? It's seems way smarter than "well he could blow the shows cover early but people like him so we're gonna keep him on".
>>205095558who gives a fuck
im once again asking for the screen cap of greg from bloodgames that says "that's neptonian"
>>205095560He's still wearing the necklace. That's super funny.
can anyone translate what he is saying from hindu to english?
GMSGOOD MORNING SAAR
good morning sirs
>>205095531He's gay
>>205095581literally nothing else is happening so may as well watch this retard make more of a joke of himself
think you've seen the ugliest jeet?
>>205095531#Taboo means cuckshit #Nolimits means you can call him a nigger ;) #Telegram means what sort of secrets would you tell him in the dark
>>205095382jerking
>>205095571because everyone was already suspicious of a production plant and luke saying he was ordered by production obviously outs him
I wish reactsimply would use something other than the fishtank site so that he could switch between cameras without the gay "RESCALING PEEPEE POOPOO NETWORKS" fake loading screens
Having dude wipes right next to the indian is really funny
>>205095590aight im going to bed
>>205095582
cheesed to meet youxavier come up with the script to inject luke back asap
>>205095536even white people who were incredibly gung ho about indians in the past, in small part thanks to the beatles, are now disgusted by them due to their hard coded rape culture, among many other things. there are no redeeming qualities in various facets of their heritage or culture, no pun intended, it's just sad and i hope some day they have a renaissance and grow as humans.
>>205095571>>205095579Realistically, if production said *nothing at all* during the time, not even leaving their basement, nothing would have happened. Then they could have came up at noon and clarified, or whatever. The worst option was saying "Luke, admit you're lying."
>>205095514Post tits or stfu
>>205095597
>>205095579he didn't mess up
>>205095613>asinto*
>>205095472i don't know where sam is going with the peruvian thing but he should serve them deep fried guinea pig now, a peruvian delicacy. smaack would have a stroke
>>205095613they've quickly flooded everywhere and they STINK
PRODUCTION TOLD ME TO MAKE THIS POST!
Jeet's hindu chakra instinct detects bad juju from alex's jacket
>excited about a dead car
>indian excited to see a bmwlol
>>205095557But I didn't only have 22 hours of sleep
>>205095582neptonian canyon
SIMBALBROS GET IN HERE
>jeet took off alex's jacket because he felt it "had his energy with it" and "didn't want his aura" around himof all the fucking people to say this lmao
Watched the video but still can'T figure out why exactly Luke was eliminated
>he thinks they're getting the BMW
luke did nothing wrongexpect a visit from me and the boys if this isnt resolved soon
Dawg you are in danger
>>205094750Jet told Luke that the crazy chaos shit luke was hoping for won’t be necessary this time around since these bitches can’t handle it. Luke gets upsets and realizes he won’t be having any fun so he leaves.
>The jeet is genuinely convinced he's a main character now
>>205095550he didn't spill his spaghetti, that was a bit, they DIDN'T tell him to. He didn't expect production to then come up and ruin the bit.
The pendant gives him power
>>205095626Production told me to reply to it.
>lucky charm>20 dollar etsy product
>>205095643no one knows
is jeremy the new goldstriker
>>205095623>cooking a guinea pigThis world just needs to be fucking nuked
>>205095643try doing a bunch of whippets
>>205095631did they say it was a price? or was it just there
>>205095643he ruined jet's bit by waking everyone in the house up for no reason
JEETS WE CANT STOP WINNING, WE RULE THE HOUSE
>he doesn't know luke is gone and is crying about him
The pendant is an evil physical sigil.
>he still doesn't know luke was eliminatedhow quiet are the fucking speakers?
>"I'm pretty adamant about getting Luke out of the house"
>>205095658he's the new goldstriker
>>205095663no jet ruined lukes bit by entering a reality show house while it is live
>>205095550>>205095651Yeah if anything it's "Production didn't tell me to do it."
It's so hilarious when retarded brownoids think they're geniuses for absolutely no reason
>>205095626>>205095654And now they told me to reply to it again for engagement.PRODUCTION W YEAAAAHHHHHFUCK IDUBBBZ
by turning the other cheek and refusing to strike luke, simbal in the end dealt a heavy blow to the white race on the battlefield of #FamousHouse
>>205095651the "bit" was him revealing he's the plant. whether the niggers confirm or deny that is besides the point
i can't wait until they reveal to him Luke is outhe will be jumping up and down and then they bring Luke back
tfw no artwork challenge for Luke to mog everyone
>>205095675a lot of people in the quieter rooms didn't budge at all, and Simbal had the box fan on as usual.
no but he is seriously the ugliest indian i've ever seen
>>205095669this indian is unlikeable as fuck..
>>205095649That's the joke
>someone did the math and counted the viewer counts in the paywalled streams>someone posted how much that model of car costs>they're both around the same cost>they're burning through the profits immediatelyneptunian
>After Halloween they'll know not to mess with me againw-what is he planning...?
lol i forgot nobody heard the announcement except ted burt and alexis
What the fuck is going on? The Luke shit had good momentum and was the only thing making the upcoming elimination interesting. Even assuming they didn't fuck up and this is some convoluted plan why not keep him for tomorrow at least?
thanks dude wipes
>>205095697it's 100% a rental
>>205095697Its a rental dumbass
>>205095697it's 100% rented as a prop
>>205095659it's supposed to be pretty good, like squirrel meat
>>205095701mizzy and binx heard it too, they just didn't give a shit
Luke is coming back during the Halloween party tonight
>>205095697It's probably a rental and no one will get to keep it
>>205095682It's because our society tells them any mistakes they make is someone else's fault.
>>205095643>still can’t figure out why exactly Luke was eliminatedHave you tried whippets? Are you prone to not admitting your mistakes?
>>205095697>He doesn't know about the money laundering scheme.
Controversial take…I don’t mind Signal. He’s better than most of the women
>>205095688he didn't reveal he was the plant, because they were unsure if production actually told him or not, they thought he was fucking with them, and eventually, like after they go to sleep and wake up, production would say that they didn't tell him to, but they didn't let it play out they told him to admit he was lying instantly
eliminations are so fucking gay and i still dont know why they insist on doing them. we just get less and less content every time someones kicked out
>>205095706production was just annoyed and did it on hazy drug addled impulse, there is no reason to it.
>>205095688Luke revealing that he's the plant? He just went back upstairs in the lounge and was about to sleep. If the losers in the basement stayed there for another 10 minutes without production interference, and then came up to see Luke asleep, it would have been entirely different.
>>205095713:(
"production" Don't flatter yourselves wiggers. Are random Chinese people I ask to take a photo of me on holiday production as well?
>>205095643He was paid to be on for a couple of days to get some Big Brother audience. He was supposed to make himself get voted out but since he's handsome that plan failed so he had to come up with banging pots in midnight.
>>205095725>Signalooooooooooh
nontent for another 5 hours because everyone was up at 4am
>>205095659Eating a rodent, oh no, how awful :(
morgueleg
>>205095550>fishes are too stupit to understand that "they told me to do it" is the cheapes excuse when you dont want to get responsibility for you stupid jokes and they think he was serious that moment and it proves, he is THE PLANT
>>205095725symbol*
simbal is the type of nigga who watches Peaky Blinder or Boardwalk Empire shorts on youtube and makes really obvious comments about respect and power dynamics.
So is Jet just mixing in stuff that happens on Big Brother but having a white guy do it so everyone in the house hates him?
Wait so why did Luke get eliminated? I just woke up.
>>205095740People eat dogs and that bums me out too.
>>205095739what time have they woken up the past few days?
>>205095713At least it's much better than the 3in grubs they eat in the Amazonas rainforest (look up 'Mojojoy')
>>205095739excellent day to be australian
>>205095752yeah hes an indian
>>205095735they are also terrible at filming. they move way too fast and unorganized
>>205095752sigma simbal
>>205095736this is astroturfed production copeluka was tired, got woken up, confronted luke infront of everyone for no reason and was probably bitching downstairs so they just got rid of him
>>205095757idk lol
>>205095743gross fat pig leg
>>205095706Please understand, Jet is now setting up a SUPREMELY epic bit where he'll pretend whoever loses the 2024 presidential election actually won
How many more days until they cut the water to the showers and burn their clothes?
Gonna hire delicate Asian ladies to lotion my back
>>205095752simbal can pinpoint the exact moment where walter white dies and heisenberg is born
all these fish are averse to smoke right, you could just send fatty in there as the 'executives son' with a load of weed and just get him to smoke everywhere
>>205095775There not doing that
>>205095724the money laundering conspiracy is the most retarded of them all. the whole point of money laundering is processing dirty money through the most usual seeming businesses so the irs doesnt take any notice of it. why would anyone choose to launder through sam hyde's livestreamed television show?
Is Burt actually 160 IQ? Where can I find the Mensa proof?
>>205095750Symbiote**
Will he be getting a $100 gift card?
>>205095784this kills the payton
>>205095752>Simbal is IndianWow, for real?
>>205095770>>205095757https://x.com/ManletPride/status/1851935613001339297
>>205095789sorry as a part of the mensa society we are not allowed to discuss who is in mensa
>Can't be too obvious too soon or they'll get scared and want off>Can't boil the frog too slowly because it'll be boringim scared bros. i dont trust jet enough to make it kino.
What does the Jeet think of Luke getting kicked out?
>>205095775rewatch prev seasons if you like that filth. were doing regular low budget BB clone this time around
>binx covering her face while sleepingcan't tell me this b-word isn't a plant/aware of fishtank. she knows it's live
>>205095807he doesn't know
>>205095807he doesn't even know
>LUKE HAS COMPLETED HIS MISSIONwhat
>>205095808what the fuck are you doing awake, go and huff some gas or get the jeet to redeem a gift a card
Payton looks like a kidnapping victim rn
>>205095807He doesn't know, he's still plotting on how to remove him
>>205095787Peter Thiel protection.He doesn't get investigated because it's glownigger money dor future ops.
These people must be humbled.
>>205095813she went to sleep at dawn
>>205095807He's not aware yet. He just got off confessional saying he hopes Luke gets kicked off
>>205095820she is
>>205095826yesgood way to put it
>>205095816Jet, you fucking fag don't turn on tts and have the "computer" say mission complete Luke and hand him immunity
>>205095820She's a model, she's a sex trafficking victim.
>>205095816more production bs to cover their whippit induced mistakes
>>205095816Luke has returned to his home planet
>>205095826Who, production?
>>205095355>external worlddamn. sam hyde talked about this when he was lifting weights with the jeet.
>>205095827i've been awake nig. she just seems too aware of the cameras to not know it's live. it's not like she's smarter than everyone else but somehow she's done everything right so far
SMAACK UPDATEShe turned her head.
>>205095816
>>205095816Luke was the only one worth endorsing.
>>205095725I don't mind him as much if I hear him talk or see his voice. Indians are repulsive in every way.
>>205095816Bringing attention to fishtank
>>205095801Thanks
>>205095857oh shes definitely in the know, her conversation with mizzy last night sealed thatbut covering her face is probably just because it was light out
>>205094750What the fuck, I missed Luke getting eliminated?
jet and the rest of the production earned some good will from me with the hulu bit that everyone expected to be them ruining the show early on. i'll give them the rest of today to resolve the luke situation but if they don't this season is dogshit and it's their fault
>>205095730Production killed the bit it would have been pretty funny to see how long they all just sit down there waiting. I give it 25 minutes with zero interference.
Ay Holmes ima gonna lose my disability if I lift those weights. I be making so much money off that sheet
>>205095808>were doing regular low budget BB clonebooooooringgg
they are retarded for having eliminations so early onidgi
binx coughing
>These retards actually let Luke goHow did they fuck up s3 so badly?
>>205095877my thoughts exactly
>>205095875What conversation. Be more specific
Binx is coughingCOVID house is back.
>>205095884But it's been the least boring season so far?
>>205095781When is simbal going to break bad and release his dark heisenburg persona to win the famous house?
>>205095893>>205095888you fools...wait and see...
Wifi coffee sip
>>205095884learn who has money to spend. its women, not you adblocking stream leechers
jet pulling a todd phillips
You guys really thought a guy like Luke who saw the real fishtank wanted to stay until the shit hit the fan???
I don't understand how production came up with the Hulu bit and then completely fucking ruined the Luke situation and ruined the show.
>>205095101Pretty sure day 5 was when I went from no-lifing the show to checking up on recaps every couple days with season 2 aswell.
>>205095816Welp, we predicted this bullshit.
guessing luke was only willing to be on the show for a few days since he was doing it for the goof. probably his call vs. the wiggers
>>205095697>he thinks sam would greenlight the purchase of a 6-digit $ bmw hybrid fag carsorry to let you know but your 80iq
am i seeing this right
>>205095900Symbol has already given his dark Knight speech and said he wants to kill both Luke and Alex in minecraft
>>205095900let it build up first
happy halloween everyone! what is everyone's costume?
Need me a sigma male edit of simbals speech last night
>>205095910the hulu bit was at least planned, the luke situation was some "luka" guy improvizing
>>205095918Don't fall for their drug induced trickery. There was no such plan as this. This is a cover up.
>Mizzy wakes up>Starts talkingjfc
The SECOND Mizzy wakes up, her paranoia reengages
>>205095896they went to bed in B2 and mizzy did her usual endless yapping and binx was basically mocking everything she said without her realizing
IF THIS FAT LEGGED BITCH KEEPS WHISPERING I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO SEND POLICE
mizzy woke up and instantly started repeating the conversation she was having right after before she fell asleep. now she's back to whispering again
>binx blowing snoti wish i was that tissue
>>205095918could have been mutual but he was going back to sleep when they came and got him
>>205095177>electric water boiler from ZojirushWhat the fuck is this thing? a kettle is literally just a heating element in metal jug.American's aren't human
>>205095910Hulu bit planned months and months in advance. Ruining Luke's silly prank was because they were mad from being woken up and started blurting a bunch of shit out. "Tell them you're lying."
>>205095939whispering*
>the forced meme pick pussies out and instead sam develops a rapport with the jeet everyones supposed to hate>the plant is too smart for the wiggers to keep up with which results in him getting kicked offWHEN I SAY PEPPER YOU SAY SORRYPEPPER
>>205095910Ben was sleeping
>>2050957594am-7amonly exception I think smaack slept until 11am on day 1
>>205095870Personally I’m not racist. Indians can be fun people lol. His accent and looks don’t bother me more than Alexis’s busted face and valley girl inflection. But he’s groping kinda does. That’s it though. He’s also a little spiteful too but meh. I don’t HATE him
>>205095905Sorry sweaty, womxn don't watch racist incel streams.
>>205095960stupid whore
Good morning it's going to be a beautiful day
binx might be dying
We need an archive of all the nipslips from season 3.
>>205095194how do american's make instant coffee or teabag tea?
Smaackpronebone
JET THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING. GET MIZZY TO STOP WHISPERING OR THE POLICE ARE COMING ROUND. YOU HAVE 2 HOURS.
>>205095939woman
>>205095968>>205095969why do you have to be so mean to this ray of sunshine?
>>205095930Basement dweller.I'm so in-character that I'm staying home all day.
>>205095947I wish they would run a "MIZZY, STOP WHISPERING" TTS each time she whispered to the entire house. The rest would get upset at her and she would stop
>>205095697you know they are paying wages to the production and the fish right?
why are burt and ted sleeping together
>>205095896she was the first one to call luke a plant, was talking about loving burt and being into bbc, was saying how she hoped the show got scarier, talked about pain olympics, trolling mizzy in general
>>205095955Water boilers, like the one from Zojirushi, are like an electric kettle that you can keep on and pour out hot water for hours for tea and things like that. I am aware of electric kettles, but a water boiler is better for my needs.
jet can we be friends
This is going to be like Damiel got first eliminated for bringing his phone only to came back again, right???
>>205095987Things got frisky
>>205095980Sorry bro he’s already fishing out
>>205095973You need a castration
>>205095179I don't understand bidets and they frighten me
>>205095987because husbands usually share a bed with their wives
>>205095975Hot water
>>205095987You missed the full hour of gay flirting and farting?
>>205095987because they are disgusting fags
I'm really hoping Luke being eliminated is some Goranian gaslight. If he really is gone and Jet kicked off one of the most popular fish early YET AGAIN, I'm dropping the season. I learned my lesson continuing to give S2 a chance.
>>205095989fair enough fancy boy
>>205096014lol
>>205095975Microwave
>>205095975Americans barely drink tea. If they do, they have a stovetop kettle. Coffee is usually keurig (or similar) nowadays.>>205096016If you have the money, I really do recommend it, it's so useful.
jeet feeling up the car in the yard
>>205095990Yeah
>>205096010in a fucking saucepan?
>>205095987>you have cute little feet>you're a 10 to me>you're the one I want
>>205096029time to liftmax while staring at the object of his desire
>>205096015Who was the most popular fish for you? Jimmy?
>>205096030awesome, pick you up at eight
>luke is gone>the perfect season is already ruinedI hate production
>>205095987Not enough beds
>>205095984that makes me sad
>>205096031Or in a pot, we just make tea. Fuckin weirdo
>>205095816FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DOING
>>205095990nah
>>205095988>was talking about loving burt and being into bbcblue hair, i should have known
>>205096032>Do. Not. Rape. Ted.
>>205095969She's like Tayleigh, but cuter, with more talent, more charm and happier because other girls didn't bully her for looking like a sick groundhog. Still a pick-me mutt, though.
>>205096038Bro it's like day 5, its never gone this long without being ruined, they're getting better.
>>205096047thats cool bro catch you later
Jewish PrideHeads held high I shout it loudI’m Jewish and I’m proudNo matter where we goWe got that Jewish flowWe let the world knowWere Jewish and we’re proud
>>205096015It's not happening man. This is such a similar Cole situation that it's not even worthwhile being surprised or hopeful.
>>205096028American here, I make my coffee in a french press because I'm a coffee nerd who like that shit strong and black as fuck
>>205095134>>205095175>>205095146>>205095150>>205095955>>205095179>>205095189>>205095236>>205095975O B S E S S E DBSESSED
>>205095987
>>205096050she did it in a troll-y way tho, like she knew the audience would be pissed at it. not a binx simp btw
>>205095980I'm honestly surprised this hasn't happened yet considering how easy the house is to find. Hope they arrest the faggots who pull that lame shit though.
>>205096032I still can't fucking believe this was said. I wonder how they'll feel when they know this was streamed live and that hundreds of people saw it happen.
>>205096052To be fair the other girls do bully her for being happy and cute
do you think luke was purposely kept as a dummy for the 1st elimination, so they could guarantee the real fish would stay longer?
>>205096052>She's like TayleighNever utter these words again faggot.
>>205096053this is the first time they had a season that would have gone truly big, they ruined their own pathetic careers
>>205096060Sure sure, but french press has gotta be far far less than keurigs. And instant coffee, I can't remember the last time I saw someone use it.
>>205095970It wouldn't be Fishtank without the risk of a respiratory disease looming over the fish.
>>205095101>and the show goes ons2 sucked after cole got kicked
>>205096073Hopefully, what the fuck was the point of getting 11 people for a ruse if they don’t last long enough for said ruse
>>205096067of course she is teasing, and this is the reason she should be punished the most
>production send luke back up from the basement (he still never left after he went in)>act like nothing happened>now it's everyone who heard the announcement last night vs everyone who didn't, with luke still hanging aroundpossible kino route?
>>205096060American here, I make my coffee in a french press because I rent an apartment and dump the coffee grounds down the sink drain and.
>>205096062>Wtf is that weird guy doing? Whys he doing things so weird?>heh, they're obsessed with me
>americans use the water from their boiler to make teayou could not make this shit up
>>205096060Same. I even mix instant crystals with my ground coffee because I'm a total psycho
>>205096077Don't let yourself get gaslit in the following days or weeks. This was a huge production fuck-up, just like Cole.
>>205096076Yeah she’s an ugly quadroon and Tayleigh is a pure white southern lily
>>205096076NTA but she's the Tayleigh of the season for sure. Smaacktivists will be the new clairepedos, the new Taytriots.
I make my coffee in a keurig and add nothing but cold water to it so I can just chug it as fast as I can. Coffee fucking sucks.
>>205096042Don't worry, it's not that bad.At least I'm not Cryokeen.
>>205096083Cole (coal) quit
>>205096083oh really? *posts nightmarish carcinogenic violence*
>>205096094How does it feel knowing nobody thinks about your country or it's thousand-year "culture" at all?
>>205096078>keurigsfeel like these are falling out of favor. idk anyone who uses theirs anymore and i know many who have given them away
>>205096078nah instant coffee is pretty rare unless you're out camping or in prison. drip coffee machines are by far the most common in america with keurigs being second or very close behind it
>>205096025that's fucked>>205096028kettle boils in 1 minute, I've never thought "fuck this kettle is taking too long to boil">>205096044YOU are the freaks
>>205096015Jet just fucked how to use Luke as a plant. They didn't train or explain things enough to him and just left it up to chance so Luke tried to be an actual contestant. They should have had him just lay low for weeks doing small things.
Did she start coughing to cover up a fart?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730378250517707.webm
>put a plant in the contestants>he becomes the fan favorite>eliminate him firstKill yourself Jet
>>205096073yes trust the plan. its all under neptune's control.
>>205096060So you like your coffee like you like your Burts
>>205096106you're right, i guess it could always be worse
>>205096099>Tayleigh is a pure white southern lilyput the fries in the bag Jordan. You shift should be starting soon.
Bring in Luke as a freeloader to piss off Small Male Contestant Simbal. Give the the grand prize too.
>>205096125burt-tier post
>>205096108So truuuuuSeason 2 could have just be Cole being so cute and autistic and literally me. None of that yucky hellhouse stuff
>>205096109It doesn't? I don't care?
>>205096119is this real? lol
>>205096106Hahh yeah that CryoKeen guy is worse than Hitler
>>205096095Youre losing your shit right now over tea. Or some people use purified water, or water from their fridge. Are you seriously thay amazed?
>>205095930Retard Caretaker costume. Going to wear gym shorts for the first part of the day. then wear some pants when I take make tards out to do stuff today.
>>205096095Yes yes, very amusing.>>205096111Or Nespresso or whatever. Coffee makers in general.>>205096114Water boiler is slower than an electric kettle, but it holds but more water and stays at 208 C (or whatever) all day so you can have it whenever.
>>205096119ahahah holy kek.
>>205096134So you've admitted that you're irrelevant
>>205096135Yes, I didn't even hear that noise until after I clipped it.I was just going to make a joke about them all getting sick.
>>205096119binx please fart into my mouth
he didnt get to keep his tv...
>>205096121hes coming back 100% and hes being eliminated now so that all the fish stay there for the reveal. simple as that. its obvious.
>>205096078Didn't knew you were talking bout coffee and wondered why brought up the French media
>>205096125Best Urban Roasted Coffee
could really use someone to WAKE THEM UP now but oh well
>>205095427Ben playing a subtle gay character is genius way to gain their trust since all of the women in the house are huge fag hags.
>>205096095no one drinks hot tea and the people that do own kettles. btw gas stove kettle mogs the shit out of whatever electric bullshit you non americhads use
>>205096072Being bullied out of jealousy is miles better than being bullied out of disgust.Tay... she had a rough childhood. As rough as her face.
>>205096137>NIGGER KIKE NIGGER HEIL HITLER
>>205096150Better to be irrelevant than to be relevant for enforcing nigger worship on the western world
I don't understand freaks that actually enjoy coffee or use it as anything but q tool to stay awake.
>>205096119
>>205096144>Nespressogenuinely think most people go to coffee shops/starbucks now or drip. the pod stuff sucks
Qrd on last night? I was awake up to where everyone was drinking twisted tea in the yard. I gather Luke was kicked but why was he banging pots (clip btw?) and I don’t understand how he was kicked (did they yell into cameras? Did Sam come and usher him off on tape? Was it a time out or cerimonious kicking? Is that how it works any point can be kicked or?) kinda confused
Smaack had a loud ass brap last night I wish someone clipped it.What are they feeding them?
>>205096160if this was some big plan then it wouldnt be done in such a confusing matter in the middle of the night over the speakers
>>205096165they all wake up before staff even wakes up you mongoloid; is this your first day?
>>205096127Seethe more you’re supporting a nonwhite contestant that’s a proud leftist and universally reviled
So has anyone looked at Burts porn? Is the guy actually schizo or is he just acting right now?
>>205096172Lol looks like that one hit a nerve. Please tell me the irrelevant shithole you hail from. I'll wait.
>>205096119adorable little dumbass lol
>this thread is filled with tourists crying about Likeclearly never watched fishtank
>>205096173i put a little milk and a sweetener packet in minepretty cozy
>>205096174Why is his face like that
>>205096176>why was he banging potsmaking content
>>205096170>I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free>1488!!!
>>205096175Kurigs are alright, the founder hates all the pollution from the cups
>>205096175Yeah definitely coffee shops are the most popular way to get your coffee. As far as drip though, I just can't imagine more people have that than a pod coffee maker.
>>205096168Electric kettles are much better.
>>205096173I know it's bad for me but it's just so delicious and feels so good
>>205096184I only looked through this reddit account, but it's hilarious
>>205096189what do you mean
>>205096160Are you not aware Jet announced over speakers that Luke was eliminated for "stepping outside the play area" They just decided to get rid of him because the fish had pretty much figured out he was a plant so it was worthless to keep him there any longer
>>205096173>coffee is a drug that affects your well being>eventually your brain starts connecting the state of well being with the taste of coffee>eventually the coffee starts tasting goodits the same thing with alcohol and cigarettes
>>205096186I'm American
Legally speaking does Ian have the mental capacity to sign his own contracts?
blame it on a dumb camera intern while nobody was presentcontinue with luke
>>205096182Smaack is cute and confident. Not a ugly dyke in the closet.
Update: I should be going to bed but I'm not because I'm retarded
>>205096189Kicking a fan favorite has not *stopped* the show, but it certainly has never increased the quality.
gymbros. how much weight is wifi pushing rn in the yard?
>>205096173It tastes delicious, you are just autistic.
>>205096182every single S2 contestant deserves nothing other than a low income life toiling away at their dog shit job just to barely feed themselves
>>205096203wait is this what the fanart was based on lmao
>>205096224ALL of them deserve success
>>205096211Central or South?
>>205096144seems gimmicky and like an energy bill drain to me desu. I'm beating horse now, but learning American's don't use kettle's is like finding out your friend pisses in the pool to me
>>205096119*SNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF*
the goranian meta is that they deliberately keep all of the people that are the most hated/forgettable and make them the final contestants while pushing out the actual entertaining people.expect burt to go next, then alex, then the show is fucking over.
>>205096221but Ian is still in the show
>>205096234you reap what you sow. they deserve nothing.
>>205096173>>205096209I just like bitterness. The only candy I'll eat it black licorice.
>>205096213The don doesn’t need to sign his own papers, his team of lawyers do it for him
>>205096173>>205096223yeah i actually dont drink it for the caffeine, just for the taste.goes well with breakfast and second cup of the day goes well with dessert after lunch.
>>205096213>They double check the contracts>Ian's just says, "damn, shits crazy man" on the dotted line
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by cumming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
>>205096176>why was he banging potsone or two or all of1) revenge for mizzy waking him day before2) thought his elimination was a foregone conclusion3) funny>how he was kickedwhores overreactedben came up after he went back to sleep and took him to the basementburt and ted started flirting heavy in b3 (supposedly luke heard laughing with wiggers from kitchen)suddenly jet "CONTESTANT LUKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, PLEASE DO NOT WALK DOWN PRODUCTION STAIRS OR OPEN DOORS OR WINDOWS WITHOUT PERMISSION" over intercom
B3 EITHER BBC BURT OR TEDDYWINKS JUST FARTED
>>205096250
Going by endorsements:Fan favorite is Burt, gay homosexual paranoid schizophrenic.It's not the handsome and charismatic white guy.This says everything about the Fishtank audience Jet and Sam cultivated.
>>205096250she's been 5150'd
>>205096215Smack has nigger blood and is on par with the jeet
>>205096173two teaspoons of Moconna dark roast and hot waternothing better
>>205096235Pensacola, Florida
>>205096236The seals are quite good and keeps it around 208, just under boiling. Haven't noticed any difference in bills on days where I do or don't use it. And again, if Americans drink a lot of tea, they will have a stovetop kettle.
>>205096222looks like 135
>>205096137Yeah. Eating shit for a kink should be a capital offense in every state.
>>205096255nobody cares about gay ugly man farts. only cute girly farts should be posted
>>205096250this. just one rule: dont open your mouth. i dont want to hear your stupid bitch talk and i dont want to see your ugly gummy grin.
>>205096247>yeah i actually dont drink alcohol for the alcohol every morning, i just do it for the taste
>>205096253it was 3), he was in the kitchen for a while beforehand deliberating on if he should actually do it. then just after it happened he was lagging behind everyone and vance and ben both asked why he did it, he said he just had the idea and let it rip but didn't have a plan for what to do with them after
i don't know the difference between coffee grounds and instant coffee
>>205096250Now THIS is based
>>205096264i will wash it out of her. her bloodline will be bleached clean as the driven snow
>>205096261burt is support is sarcastic, like the ian endorsements.
>>205096188tsmt, she's so moe
>>205096268Well all I can say Josh is that next time why don't you face the trannies like a man instead of hiding in the bathroom and making your mom confront them
>>205096209Ok mormon.
>>205096261It’s funny to watch a sexually frustrated psychopathic nig try to act normal
Payton pulls crazy high view numbers on Twitter comparatively to the rest of the fish.
>>205096176Luke did a prank, and it was going ok, but then production was mad about being woken up and told the other contestants they were being fucked with, and forced Luke to tell them it was all his idea.
>>205096288im not your search engine, tyoe that shit into the search field retard
>rat face>saggy tits>gunt pussywhat the fuck is wrong with you niggas
>>205096269I'm sure it's a great addition to your kitchen, now back to the real issueJET BRING LUKE BACK NOW
>>205096288>coffee groundsreal coffee beans ground into powder>instant coffeechemical trash with a rancid acidic taste to it
>>205096307i didn't fucking ask did i i just said i didn't know
QRD on why luke was kicked?
>>205096241they gave us so much, much more than hollywood and they're not even professionals, whether you're a lover or a hater you've probably been here discussing them for almost a year now
>>205096253Thank you anon!But Ben took him down so they are just story writing he went out of bounds??I know mizzy and flaming nog were onto him so did they figure the jig was up?Also loling at Burt and Ted - they are the new Taylor and tj
>>205096298Hi Jimmy
>>205096215yeah she's a dyke out of the closet. I want to fuck her so bad.
>>205096255Probably Ted, he seems to LOVE farting in front of everyone Sick faggot
>>205096321Luke wasn't kicked, we want him back.
Manifesting saar rollings the bar on the car
binx needs luke back
>>205096321Luke quit
>>205096309all of that disappears when you see her chun-li legs
>>205096261I just genuinely think people are actually a lot less racist/hateful than they try to portray on places like 4chan etc.
>>205096304So they revealed he was the plant?
>>205095101Wait you guys actually post in ftl when the shows not running? Thats insane, what do you guys even talk about? Your waifus?
>>205096317oh well in that case let me fucking list all the shit I don't know here also, you stupid fucking cunt go back
>>205096259FUCK.My dick is gonna need reconstructive surgery by week 4 if Mizzy is still around.
>>205096347the show has been running since july basically with off-shoot mini seasons
>>205096288instant coffee is already brewed and has been freeze dried
>>205096348go back where? /ftl/ is my home, i've been here for 14 hours straight
>>205096341We want him back!
>>205096347Scat mostly
JEET JUST SENT A WEIGHT THROUGH THE BMW WINDOW IN THE YARD
>>205096316>>205096360thanks but please note i didn't actually ask and you're kinda overstepping boundaries here
>>205096367Please god let this be true
>>205096309If you want to solve the gender wars, start killing simps. Theoretically of course.
>>205096346No, just that the prank was his idea and production had nothing to do with it. Without production interference, the other fish would have stayed in the Flat for 20 minutes while Luke fell asleep and it would have been very humorous.
first event tomorrow needs to be bringing luke back or there is gonna be hell on earth
I straight up don't care about the show anymore if Luke was legitimately illuminated due to productions incompetence
Does Sam do shit purely to spite the audience he has created?
>>205096367Sam would rape him on live TV if he did that.
>>205096381someone would have noticed luke wasn't there and gone up and seen him asleep and mizzy would have woken him up and yapped for 6 hours
>>205096385Yes
When we engage in the act of masturbating to pornography, we are not merely indulging in a physical pleasure. We are performing an occult ritual that opens a gateway to dark, interdimensional entities. These entities feed on the negative energy generated by our feelings of shame, guilt, and despair. They are drawn to the emotional turmoil that this act creates, and they thrive on it. Imagine, if you will, that each time you engage in this act, you are lighting a beacon that signals to these dark entities. You are inviting them into your life, giving them permission to influence your thoughts, your emotions, and your actions. They latch onto the negative energy you produce, and they grow stronger, perpetuating a cycle of addiction and emotional distress. This is not just a matter of personal weakness or moral failing. This is a spiritual battle, and we must arm ourselves with the knowledge and the will to fight it. By understanding the true nature of this act, we can begin to see the broader implications it has on our spiritual well-being. We must strive to cultivate positive energy in our lives. We must be mindful of the content we consume and the rituals we unknowingly perform. By doing so, we can protect ourselves from these dark influences and create a healthier, more fulfilling existence. Let us close the door to these negative entities and open ourselves to the light and love that is our true nature. Let us reclaim our power and our purity, and live in a way that honors our highest selves. Please stop making coom posts
>>205096384>illuminatedluke was always illuminated.
>>205096344The ones with cellulite?
luke needs to return asapsimple as
>>205096382no streams in days, she quietly quit sam pepper's streaming contest?
Waiting for Luke to post on instagram before fully accepting that he was kicked off.
>>205096401not on these cameras
How's Vance been so far, dropped any Vancepills yet?
built for chuds
>>205096304What's he supposed to do then? Sit around and do nothing like Damiel
rajesh cheat curling 30kg lmfao
>>205096398gonna kms nownight guys
>>205096382Release the Mia fucktape, Letty.
Ted needs to go next.
>>205096385Yeah. Making people uncomfortable is his kink, alongside shaving women's heads and sucking tranny dick.
>>205096410Yeah
>>205096410yeah
>>205096261Luke wasn't even a real contestant. I don't think they prepped Luke very well on how to be a plant. Not really is fault. They left too much up for chance and it fell flat. There was a lot of potential for him to stick around maybe three weeks if they told him to just be the total chill guy, like an Ian. Just sit around and do nothing be friends with everyone. Instead they probably told him to fuck with people and that just made it too obvious he was a plant too early.
>>205096406I have a strong feeling he'll be back in some form or another
Do you guys think Luke’s physique and conventional attractiveness made production resent him?
>>205096410instead of telling people to go down into the ben for a scene he says "would it be okay if you went down to the den for a quick scene?
Live Binx reaction
luke is coming back
>>205096385Half the point of Fishtank is inflicting suffering on the audience as well.
>>205096391Without prod, he could have told them it was prod, and then people would be confused and just drift away to bed. Easy peasy.
>>205096427He's the only white man there, the rest are a bunch of wiggers
Luke’s actually gone for now? Feel like they need him for these early parts to normalize any fishtank stuff for the other contestants. Also he’s the only one that’s bearable enough to watch
>>205096416> luke gone> mia goneit's over
The problem with Sam is that he's never interacted with someone experienced with a knife
So is it safe to just ignore the show until 5-6 PM today to see whatever the challenge is? I used to like Burt but now that hes comfortable his gimmick leans more into his homosexuality than his funny autist-schizo behavior and I just dont care for him anymore. I don't really expect anything from the others.
>>205096385Sam has been doing this well before fishtank my dude
>>205096418Agreed, the hair stuff is really fucking weird. I know this is a sophomoric observation but Sam’s is just a gigantic baby hypocrite
>>205096413They didn't even let him have his phone. So they didn't interact with or tell him shit all day. It's just garbage production stuff.
>>205096423>They dye his hair black, give him contacts and call him 'Duke'.Neptunian
>>205096385>makes fairly niche and mean spirited content that edgy people on the internet would enjoy >gets mad when his fans are edgy niche people from the internet and not celebritiesSam’s biggest issue is his desire to climb to the top by any means necessary. If you’re famous and agree to go on something he’s making he’ll suck your cock because it boosts his standing. Losers and randoms on the internet like us do not boost his standing at all
It's truly neptunian that nobody knows why luke was kicked
>>205096427no I think they just fucked up how to use him. they confused him with too much direction. should have told him to just the chillest of chill guys and encourage anyone to chill out if things got too out of line
>>205096448Still so mad that Gemma went underground. She was sexy AND attractive.
>>205096460he was kicked for walking down the production stairs you fucking idiot
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING FTLI NEED TED TO ACCEPT TO GET RAPED BY BURTBBC TOP DADDY BURT IS RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE AND I WILL PUSH HIM WITH MY TTS JET IT UP JET IT UP
>>205096460For ruining Jet’s bit
>>205096448From now till 5, you will only be hearing yapping about who to vote off. And they will change their minds maybe 10 times.
>Season is advertised as 'it's not Fishtank'>Instead they think it's Famous House>Famous House != FishtankI get it now
>>205096459sam is an extremely insecure person. and he doesnt like how the trash of the internet reflect on him
>>205096468But didn’t Ben bring him down??
>>205096451I know this, my post was sort of rhetorical. I’ve been a Sam Hyde “fan” for way too long, now I do it mostly at a distance. It’s funny to see him pop up in my YouTube algorithm giving the same advice he gave 10 years ago but to a different group of 18-22 year olds
>luke kicked>alex sedated>burt got comfortableits not looking good man
>>205096487doesn't matter. he shouldn't have gone down.
>>205095816another season ruined
>>205096487Don't get gaslit man.
>>205096492reasonable.
>>205096469Burt and Ted are staying around until week 2 or up until they have sex.
>>205096463We already know he didn't want to be a contestant he wanted to be a plant, it's possible he didn't even want to be on for that long and just signed up for a few days.
>>205096492That’s retarded
You can tell when the wiggers wake up because they change the day count.
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton made a faint noise and then TURNED about 30 degrees to the left
>>205095877no one is saying this
they are giving luke the briefing for act 2then he will come backtrust the plansimple as
Welp the big brother audience is yaaaaaas queening and keykeyin that Luke couldn’t even last a couple days. Black Twitter won
>>205096502It's not reasonable. He didn't even get to do anything. Please don't fall for the wigger gaslighting. Same thing happened in S2.
>>205096511But they will know he’s a plant
>>205096485True. But if he hates that he attracts this type of crowd, you’d think he’d move on to something else right?
Are we warming up to Luke ngl?
>>205095877fuck off Jet
>>205096510i did, it's my post
Brothers why all the anger for Luke!? We still have the best fish in the game still! Ian!
>>205096520it wont matter at that point
I’m assuming they brought Luke on to add legitimacy and fuck with the other fish and they never planned on him staying the whole time, idk if they accounted for the fact that he’d be one of the fan favorites in his short time there
>>205096510Black hands wrote this
If it wasn't for Fishtank I'd use my Mirtazapine prescription to put myself into a coma until the election results
>>205096533The Don…
>>205096511>trust the planI know better
>>205096509nice keep us posted champ
>>205096502Luke’s a faggot and no better than the other contestants if he couldn’t even make it farther than them. I feel like they would have gone for more interesting contestants if they knew Luke wasn’t gonna stay but we’ll see
>>205096487yeah, they probably called him down to discuss the situation. Most likely they decided because they fish were figuring out he was very likely a plant it was best to just fake an elimination to remove him from the show. The most important thing to jet is keeping the normie fish in the illusion they are on fucking hulu and I guess they decided Luke being a plant was breaking that illusion so they had to get him out asap
>>205096520its half a sleep barely noticeableother shows have people do a short doctors check up too i imagine
>>205096477this guy gets it
>>205096536Because…?
Bex
>>205096509Imagine covering the thread's newest whore in gasoline and setting her on fire
>fan favouriteAnyone who writes this is a big brother tourist, kys
>>205096548>>205096549I can't believe you guys are falling for it so easily and quickly.
>>205096548Yes all the fish are equal, all men and women are created equal :)
ian is the josie of this season
>>205096561who?
>>205096511JET LITERALLY ANNOUNCED OVER THE SPEAKER HE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED STOP COPING LUKE SUCKED AND THEY HAD TO REMOVE HIM
>>205096580that never happened, are you hearing voices like Burt???
>>205096561is going to prison for human trafficking
>>205096578The rave girl everyone through was Jenny (I'm mutuals with her)
>>205095612huh. someone saved my emoji...
>>205096580The guy with the highest endorsements (again) sucked?
>>205096513that could be a good thing desu. a lot of them didn't want to watch because they thought a show that allowed a racist like Luke on must be a bad show, so maybe more will stick around
>>205096580damn, that crazy
>>205096564k thx third world euro trash, your opinion means less than nothing
>>205096574what do you mean?>useless brainless parasite scum>memed for doing nothing>will probably winoh
>>205096580there was no announcement...
>>205096580>Luke suckedLuke put the Jeet in his place, why do you hate Luke?
>>205096589https://x.com/Westinian/status/1851934624277999774
instead of coping about luke maybe go jerk one out. I bet luke just didn't even wanna stay that long.
Wait Luke's gone already? Wtf why?
===CONTENT UPDATE===OG Geezer has been BANNED from Kick!
>>205095255We’re not a first world country. Didn’t you notice all the browns?
>>205096598that's burt chud stop coping
>Payton has decided to leave after Lukes eliminationNOOOOOoooooo
I'll come back when Simbal's done with his 500th rep
>>205096608see >>205096610
>>205096611I'm doing a cum tribute rn to keep luke on
>>205096609Did you not see Simbals monologue?The whole house should be groveling at his feet..
>>205096527no. he was a huge disappointment. I'm still gonna lift weights and be an artist though.
>>205096580>JETSeethed because his bit got mogged by his plant that he didn’t give direction to? 2 minutes of prep avoids your problem.
>>205096609I think a lot of anons resent Luke because they are grubby bugmen
If Luke was gone why isn't he posting on his socials yet?
>>205096622Sounds a whole lot like S2 huh?
>>205096611yeah people forget that theres better things to do than talk smalltalk and sleep in the fishtank for the viewer's enjoyment.
>>205096637him eepy
>>205096627ever heard of photoshop?
>>205096533truuuuuu
>>205096502He signed a contract last year willing to do 100 days of Big Brother and only got forced to dip because of black Twitter and tmz. Doesn’t make sense why he’d tap out only a few days in
>>205096635It's such a massive house, it is incredibly easy to secretly communicate with Luke. This is a huge production fuckup.
don't worry fellas. the don will call in a little favor with production. they owe him one
guys you need to chill down about luke wanting to leave, chip is already on his way to repair the vibes.stop being such negative nancies and for once trust the production they got big things planned.
>>205096095top kek
does anyone have a clip of how they got the bmw into the yard
>>205096609He got too big for his britches and tried to upstage production. "Never outshine the leader" is like the second lesson you learn from 48 laws of power. Maybe if Luke read more instead of drawing coomer comics he would not be so naturally trampled upon by his superiors.
>>205096659i pray to neptune
>>205096659>big things plannedi smell pizzaaaaaaa!!!!
>>205096651It's a new wigger gaslight. Like the Cole shit from S2.
Luke gone. Time to watch real content: Ian.
>>205096095what third world shithole do you live in? Will you ever be able to retire? LOL!
>>205096642I'm just saying if you're gonna cope at least be creative with it. People just coping or doomposting is gay>luke isn't eliminated trust the plan!>im not watching the show if luke is gone!>they fucked up the season already!
Update: I am going to eat pizza
>>205096666they just drove it in through the garage door, it is a garage after all
>>205096690>they fucked up the season already!More than likely.
>>205096610damn ted immediately knew he was a plant too. season 3 might actually be ruined
>>205096690>im not watching the show if luke is gone!Okay but I'm actually not. I should have stopped watching S2 after they kicked Cole, not making the same mistake twice
can you guys believe there are casuals here that don’t post in /ftl/ every day of the year, even when the shows not running? They don’t even go on kiwi farms or stalk the relatives of every person that’s ever been on fishtank.
>>205096666checkedhttps://x.com/amorphous714/status/1851794843661668413
>>205096613ruined a production bit they didn't let him know about despite him being the plant
>>205096707Trying too hard to fit in, Luke is nothing like Cole.If anything it would be like not watching because Brian got kicked first on S2..
>>205096610red is a gay faggot and should be kicked
Do Jet and Sam pay people or buy bots to talk about this show on here?
>>205096709damn i absolutely cannot believe that, freakin causals
With Luke gone, every woman in house will take it out on Simbal ol
>>205096685>has to go to the bathroom or basement to collect his hot water so he can make coffeekek
>>205096704>More than likelythis has been said since the first hours of the season starting and has continuously been said every day until something great happens and people forget then rinse and repeat>>205096707ok cool, stop watching now then. fishtank is clearly not for you.
>multiple open beds next to themdoesn't get much more romantic than this
>>205096745neptunian
>>205096732I stopped watching Season 2 after Jimmy left.
>>205096740yeah there are only 5-6 real fans here at any given time
>>205096740i am not a bot saarI AM COMPUTAAR
>>205096751What the fuck are you talking about you third world piece of trash? Did I say you could speak?
>>205096563This, but Tayleigh
>>205096763So you just have bad taste, got it..
i see production have worked their magic and are slowly adjusting the fishes body clocks to match theirs. why cant us bongs have content too
>>205096752Cope, be my guest.
Jet is a giant fucking fag if Luke doesn't come back but he allowed Damiel to fuck around on his phone on cameras and get kicked then come back a day or two later
>>205096772*CPU
TRUST THE PLAN!!NEPTVNIAN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>205096780it's not a cope when people are constantly saying the season has been ruined every 8 hours because something happened they didn't like
>Luke got kicked>they have no actual footage of anything that happened or led up to him getting kicked>he has to stay an extra day just to get the footage would be kino
>>205096784Trust the plan
Everyone's so angry this morningThe threads were so nice, too
>>205096709Normies get out reè
Is losing Luke the first major fuck up this season?
>>205096799>Not again...
But you dont ask with respect. You don't offer me friendtank..You dont even think to call me "Tankfather." Instead, you come to me... On the day my Hulu reality show is to be greenlit... And you ask to rummage through my luggage for candy? Famous House... What have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
===PAYTON UPDATE===there is a fishtank twitter account called "payton updates" run by a normie big brother stan who discovered the show yesterday. i, Anonymous, have NO affiliation with this individual and hope he dies soon and in considerable pain. anyway, i thought there was a fly flying around the loft but it was flying around my monitor
so the elimination vote still going to still happen? or will they just say, since an elimination happened we won't do a vote, because we only want to eliminate one person this week
>luke gonebravo another FANTASTIC entry into the jelq ineptroonian kinoverse
>>205096798how about u stay on on that site and don't come back
>>205096774t. drinks boiler water
Hearing the Jeet work out reminding me of Jon
>>205096799>they don't even know im jet neptune
>>205096828they should be getting rid of 2 people a week
Not sure about anyone else but I cba to watch a bunch of gay guys talk about plugging each others assholes and also past the wall roasties whisper constantly. And 2 illegals. Luke was at least someone worth rooting for.
>>205096811It's almost like the spastic soiing out in this thread throughout the first two days where every little detail was blown up as HILARIOVS NEPTVNIAN KINO was entirely astroturfing from production and their discord!
>>205096846
>>205096580DO NOT REDEEM
>>205096852lmao
jet's pov when he wakes up at 2pm today for crossing the don's alliance
Enough about Luke> The Fish have their voices recorded for the Computer's advanced AI interfaceQrd???
>>205096861I think you need some time away from the computer, Anon.
>>205096861Nobody even knows what you are talking about autist
>>205096832Don’t fall for the gaslight bro, Jets plan is yet to reveal itself. He definitely has some kino in store for us!!
>>205096876they tooken into confessional to record a bunch of phonetic lines to be used for AI TTS voices
>>205096860he couldn't win regardless
LukeUKE
>>205096580mm its not like the foundations of fishtank are build upon layers of deceit and false promises to unwitting contestants... mm
>>205096876>Qrd???yeah luke got kicked for interrupting a production skitalso payton is still asleep
>>205096876No anon you don't get it we need to talk about OUR GUY LUKE, nothing else matters, show is ruined, talk about LUKE
>>205096852>>205096863Lolôl
>>205096876they were made to read a bunch of lines in the confessional for the sake of training ai voices on them
>>205096876they made them read lines in the confessional. it's a setup for them eventually turning on TTS. people will get to pick which contestant's voice they want to use to send messages from "computer"
>>205096876They took people to the confessional last night and had them record lines to feed the AI voice generator
>>205096880>>205096886You get the most flak over the target
>>205096888kino for my kino holes?
>The payton incel couldn't even come up with an original bitDamn, man
>>205096890>>205096899Very funny and cool glad that is being set up
>>205096860Same here>>205096891There are no winners this season. I doubt a single one of these people would stay a week once fishtank happens
>>205096915we call em kinoles!
I AM COMPUTER. OUTSIDE THE TEMPERATURE IS 68 DEGREES. LIGHTLY CLOUDY. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
>>205096811The seams are starting to unravel
im gonna put luke in every single one of my posts until hes back
>>205094906And we wouldn't have it any other way
>>205096888Don't know about kino but I'm confident Luke will "rise from the dead" during their halloween party.
>>205096778and we GMT bros have the closest time zone to Americalike is rough
>>205096904The medical term for this is delusions of grandeur, you are having a manic episode right now
Luke? more like Luke Warm Fish! ehehaahaa
>>205096933They should have a 2001 a space odyssey moment Would be neptunian
Theres definetely a fly hanging out in the loft. Payton is stinky
Kicking Luke was a War Crime
>>205096860I’ll probably still idle in these threads occasionally and keep up with the show but yeah I just don’t wanna watch these fags, it’s nothing against them or anyone that still is gonna no life it
Healing the vibes
Bakers, where is our bread? This dish is stale.
>>205096948haley gang WOO
Luke is going to be the computer and the fish are going to think it's AI, and that's why they were recorded.
>>205096938>halloween party.Jet has to sleep until 7 PM so no can do
>>205096948Bro is so mad and called out that he is now trying to diagnose me
>>205096957>shark eyes>disgusting tattooi'm thinking COAL
>>205096960Again I don't know what this means, you are very autistic and think others know the things you know because you can't empathise
>>205096965Summer gang
>>205096962Good thing Jet has lost all his creative control, it's just Ben, Sam and Xavier running the show now.
>>205096957damn trish looks like this???
>>205096980>I don't know what this meanswherever you came from, you must go back
You guys didn’t actually watch bitch tank did you?
>>205096981Who?
someone make a new
>>205096980those are words
luke just flew over the yard
>>205096992You go back, bitchtank was for /bant/, this is /ftl/
>>205096980shut the fuck up retard go to reddit to be a faggot
You people realized that if he was kicked he'd have his phone right now and probably announce it right?
>>205097026im in the basement, luke is coming back as a transgender
>>205097026he's asleep
The ghost of Luke just penetrated Binx
>>205097026no because he's not really proud of being on this show and doesn't want to broadcast it or have fans
>>205097034Lucy bros are eating good.
Luke is going to "break in" tonight during the halloween party. Scare people, and then "steal" the rental car
i like watching women sleep
>>205097046Kek. This would be pretty great
>>205096095u wot m8 u aint even got a mixing faucet valve guvna oi
>>205097040>constantly goes on reality shows>"guys I'm a loner and I really don't like attention"I have a bridge for you if you're interested.
>>205097046>rental carnah bro that's from sams personal collection obviously
>>205097054for me its teddy bear and papa bear
>>205097040He thinks it's fucking hilarious, he's actually loving it
>>205096492>>205096504He didn't actually get kicked for going downstairs, that's just the shitty excuse they came up with
>>205097054That's why you don't have one sleeping in bed next to you, what a cruel twist of fate
so S3 has the same issue as S1 and S2. They dont give them enough to do troughout the day
>>205097054
I MISSED EVERYTHING WTF WHY DID THEY KICK OUT LUKE WHEN DID THEY TURN ON COMPUTER WHERE ARE THE CLIPS
>>205097046Problem with that is that all the women will think it's super easy for anyone just to break in.
>>205097046that would be cool as fuck but id rather get him back on normallythen do shit like that later
If they really eliminated luke it would basically just be bitch tank. The only non-gay dudes left is the jeet and total nontent ian. if he was eliminated i will not be watching anymore because i am not gay
>>205097076idk lol
>>205097026bro stop being gay for a random guy on an internet show.he's GONE, get over it
>>205096199Original nespresso mogs keurig and the vortex bullshit and futzing with a shitty espresso machine
>>205097083this would be my main worry about doing anything like this so early. they'll all just leave because they won't feel safe
>>205097076its all a big gaslight literally nothing happenedluke will be back like normal he is just sleeping off cam atm after banging pots and waking everyone up for no reason
>>205097076>WHY DID THEY KICK OUT LUKEHe accidentally messed up Jet's bit.
most useless general on 4chinki get more info on twitter about fishtank than herekill yourselves
>page 9>1k repliesJET IT UP
is anyone baking or shall i
>>205097096>Anonymousstfu jeet nigger
>>205097104stay there
last thread
Why did they bring a computer upstairs in the first place and take it back down? Was the AI gimmick dependant on there being a physical computer for them to see?
covid binx
>>205097119aids binx covid binx
>>205097118is there a video of this?
>>205097076>>205097102they didn't kick luke, he left
covid binx aids binx someone in this house has skibidi
>>20509710710 threads, 40 threads, 200 threads, how about I'm bakin' non of them
>>205097087yeah they fucked up not getting more heterosexual men on the show. the only non fags is maybe ian. Maybe wifi signal, but he's a basedtard Indian so he doesn't really count as heterosexual. Its just a bunch of weird homosexuals now. This could still be entertaining but its harder to stomach when there's not a single normal heterosexual pairing possible.
>>205097118It was actually dependent on them not seeing it, that's why they eliminated luke and made him sign an nda and are pursuing legal action. The whole season has been ruined you just don't know it yet, it will become clear as time goes on and you can tell production is improvising.
a fly just went by the mic in the loft
Jet hereWe killed Luke and will be using his skeleton as a decoration.That's how we do it in BosniaDon't fuck aroundJet out
>>205097107bruh even if a thread 404s and nobody bakes for hours I will never do it. Now chop chop :^)
>>205097096this, all of the other fish are just as worthwhile as Luke. they will provide us with kino, everyone is created equal
>ben does his lifes greatest work and jet fucks it all up in one swift unnecessary move
>>205097087Yeah if Luke is gone this basically just becomes hag and fag yap until Fishtank actually starts, which would be unwatchable.
BAKING
Wait. Jet's already fucking with the show?Every time I consider giving the wiggers money Jet always does something gay and retarded making me change my mind kek.
>>205096803This is a good point.They make them re-do scenes a ton of times, but they're just going to kick out the most handsome guy in the middle of the night?How would they show that on Hulu?
why they drink so little? I could smash that box of drink solo and I wouldn't even got drunk much since its 330ml 5% piss
>Production asks Ian to step it up to fill the void left by luke>Constant prodding of him to go start conversations>As soon as he sits down another crew member comes in and tells him to go have a conversation with someone else
>>205097197>>>205097197>>205097197NEW NEW NEW
BREAD FOR YOU>>205097196>>205097196>>205097196>>205097196
>>205096803If this isn't the plan, they're retarded.
>>205097184They don't have drinking problems
>>205097184Because Alex B is an alcoholic okay??? They can't drink because of him
>>205094750>>205094750>>205094750
>>205097206>>205097207Who to pick
>>205097206>>205097207nigger
>>205097227obviously the one that is baked well
>>205097207Made first>>205097206Posted firstWhat a conundrum, I don't know what to do, I'm just going to stay here
>>205097143>maybe IanReminder that he is still pressed over Alex saying the n word. He won’t make it
>Uh yeah sorry guys but the announcement saying Luke had been eliminated was actually just out new AI going rogue. We gave it access to the feeds last night as a test and it came to a rash decision based on insufficient information.
>>205097262thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
>>205096381Why did that retard member of production come up and tell Luke he had to admit it wasn't production who told him to do it? I don't understand why any of this happened
>>205097262yeah they had to rush it out because the AI is needed to deal with the whispering.
i saw someone claim that luke was splatterbrain, did he say as much?
>>205095805it's a risk either way. slowly seems like the safest bet. i don't mind it being boring right now, because the payoff could be great. not expecting too much, but i'm unironically trusting the plan.
>>205097440yeah he did back when he was on big brother
>>205096143oh shit the tard wrangler anon. pretty sure i talked to you during s2. what is season 4 is retarded tank? think it could work?
Am I the only guy in this thread that fucking hates Ian, like wtaf as he got wrong with his head, has he actually ruined his brain permanently by smoking weed or is he just got extremely low iq
>>205096434>tfw no binx cuddles
>>205096489I've been an undercover fan for a while, but I don't like all of his stuff. It's too mean spirited.
>>205096242black licorice sissifies you. kills your T levels.
