previous baker is a massive faggot so here is some high quality bread. /ftl/ News• The Fish have their voices recorded for the Computer's advanced AI interface• Airsoft Fatty has arrived, but has not yet entered the Famous House• The Fish have a chance to win a fancy 2017 BMW i8, sponsored by Dude Wipes• Elimination challenge: Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy• Ian reveals he collects disability and won't be working out with Jeremy Gold on camera• Whoops! Mizzy finds her candy before Luke can return it to her - His plans backfire incredibly• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins, shoved Simbal, woke everyone up with pans and has now been eliminated>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious (official) thread: >>205097196Previous fake and gay thread: >>205097197
ted is more of a sex pest than the brown shit smelling indian
ALEX GET OUT OF THEREHE'S GOING TO RAPE YOU ALEX RUN
im like luke except i dont have any sex and i love claire
>our country is just ravaged by communism>that's cool
theyre so fucking sloppy that ted of all people is untangling their plans
WHAT IS BURT DOING
we're gonna get the most disgusting sex scene ever filmed
>>205100982I'm never spoonfeeding you again you little shit
more schizo kino from Burt's playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byJZviHNC40&list=PL0Zt1BRErYqVYVJKx2VSouq0g5iiqEpWu&index=189
>>205101026im luke except i look more like ted and act like ian
>>205101021i thought alex was jet in one of his s2 outfits for a second
>>205101048>I dont like people touching my fucking panties dude. Thats not cool!
>no info about roid injection in the op
these people are talking about living with luke like it was one of the most traumatic experiences they've ever had. normalfags really are some of the most fragile people to exist. i need hell house to start NOW
lets all love josie
>Alex sprays cologne on himself>20+ spraysAlex is definitely getting pussy tonight
did anyone catch Burt spanking it at 10:15 am this morning? Hand on the outside of the blanket gripping his junk on that air mattress all while Alex was passed tf out
Anyone have a clip of luke getting kicked off?
>>205101076I wish I was groomed by josie
>>205100993Luke elimination is retarded. Scripting him to smash pumpkins and start shit with Jeet and have him act erratic and then leave the show is dogshit.
>>205101091
Only day 4 and I'm already starting to have fishtank related dreams. Ben appeared on my dream last night.
>>205101064KEK
>>205101048wow hes really playing up the halloween thing with that gaunt ghoulish look
mizzy is still discussing the pots and how awful that was
>>205101073this. ive gone to parties with multiple people like luke and its a blast. these are pussies
>>205101056completely insane
>>205101076This right here
>>205100993The NIGGAS still talking about their PTSD from being woken up?!! Luke was awoken by you the night before! You're so hypocritical!
>>205101107What did he do?
josie, binx, smaack, meg AND bex all groom shotas? what the hell is going on?
>>205101104holy fuck his legs lmaoo
Them are some haggy hangers
heres that 24 year old girl i was telling you about
Me and my doppelgänger have a systemMy shoulder pain loads ammunitionThese counterfeits are mostly soberI pen the script, he pilots the saucerIt's funny, the bored pose of my dead manWe both scramble until I'm the last manStay in first so much I have four left handsHe arose disgusted, I awoke in Bethlehem
Ladies and gentlemen, your final two
>lights turn off, the room is pitch black>you hear the door lock>this song starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqemMOUugM0>Burt appears in the vanity hallway backlit by a pink strobelight>"I think you have beautiful feet. Care to join me on the air mattress? Or will you need some persuading?"
>>205101100>smash pumpkins>start shit with Jeethe did all that himself
>>205101115You would think that these people would take the time to get to know each other and maybe collect information they could use, but nope, pots and pans psycho time.
Burt: SaneLuke: INSANEGot it????Also only ppl of color can say the nword. It's they culcha
Indian carrying the show right no if I'm being honest.
>>205101107ive had dreams about being on fishtank before
>what if there's a fire>we might die>they let a psycho in the house>he was working with the team These PUSSIES are a liability.I wouldn't be surprised if there is no s4 after these vampire sue them
Post >yfw HA HA HAAA HAAAAAAAA
>>205101131almost as if it's not true and it's just a schizopost from an autistic faggot with too much free time
>not a single wigger up to run director mode
>>205101100They’re either gonna have Fatty come in as the executive yelling about how the ratings dropped after they kicked him and how they need to bring him back -Or they’re gonna play the edited episode 2 showing that none of the drama was actually Lukes fault and explain that they legally have to bring him back.
>>205101151Daddy Burt has #nolimits and knows the best sex is that which society frowns upon.
>>205101147He was a plant and told to do these things
luke told payton yesterday that you can hear confessional from the bathroom in flat, payton just went in there while alexis and ted are in confessional
is S3 the darkest season of fishtank?
>Alex spends 5 minutes applying hairspray>Takes a piss>Does it again
ian watchers our guy is just chillin
>>205101147Pumpkin thing and push was based for creating contenthe has some of the most endorsementsI hope they plan to bring him back or something
>>205101164It's Josie doing it on purpose to sabotage the show.
Whythefuck is Luke gone?
>>205101176It's going to be.
>>205101064Lol they even look the same. Fuckin hags
>Mog everyone in the tank>Mog production>Get kicked for being liked by the audience too muchWouldn't be fishtank without a show ruining crashout in the first week
>>205101104that's fucking horrifying
>>205101168>gonna have Fatty come inthis better not be wishful-thinking posting or you're fucking gayFatty needs to be kept well away (I know he was briefly there yesterday but he's complete nontent)
RIP MY NIGGA LUKE. FUCK ISRAEL!
>PLEASE DO NOT BESMIRCHED MY LE WHOLESOME CHUNGUS AS SOME KIND OF DERANGED SEXUAL DEVIANT WHO WOULD PROBABLY DO SOME UNGODLY THINGS TO A SMALL CHILD IF HE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT.
she is busted but imagining her milking me as i call her mommy is hawt
>Ted says that Luke is going to show up againTeddy 100% knows, right?
I wonder if burt normally spends hours of his day like this
It's funny how much alexis hates luke because he wouldn't give her attention
>>205101164They boofed too much grape galaxy gas and Xanax and are all dead in the basement
>i dont think lukes gonna kill anyone
>>205101173sneaky little shit
This is Ian, right? Look at the face
>>205101178kino as always
>>205101206Burt’s ears would perk up at Jimmy’s molestation stories I tell you what. We all know Daddy Burt is willing to do “taboo” OTR
>>205101168Or neither of those retarded choices
is turt officially over?
Good job production they found his stuff you didn’t grab so the surprise is shot
>>205101176Not right now but it will be if they play their cards right. The fake Hulu promo is probably the most evil thing they've ever done
>>205101204FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA VALENTINE WILL BE FREE
pitlexis
>>205101206we heard you the first 1000 times, it's time to get some sleep
>>205101107i'm looking forward to the fishtank psychosis where i start mixing my house up with theirs in a few weeks
>>205101171source thoughbeit?>pulled it out of my assoh cool thank you dude
Why ares all the contestants shitting all over Jet and Sam?
>>205101176Not yet
bow to the king
>>205101208my guess is that binx is a real fan but ted is another plant. hes just too suspicious for me.
>>205101227it's just getting startedwe have 6 weeks and it's a slow burn season
what happened to Luke did he just randomly walk out at some point? did production come get him?somehow there is not one single clip of him being "eliminated" so what actually happened
>>205101206>>205101169did burt rape you or something? why so obsessed?
>>205101210i imagine he is significantly more unhinged normally.
burt seether same guy as claudia hawk tuah guy?
>they want to eliminate Luke>he leaves earlier>they want to eliminate Alex>he is leaving on his ownthey will stay with pussy drier Ian, with 2 faggots and one gay interested in teddyand they will stay with PUSSY MASTER SIGNALthose pussies will find how hard is to stay in such formula with dried vagina
i just woke upluke is gone?why?anything else happen?
>>205101207Confessional rn muted is peak mommytank
>>205101260he's in the shower
>im gonna vote for myselfwhat a pathetic low t fag
>>205101203>Briefly thereHe never left, genius. He arrived in full costume and has been in the basement since.It’s not “wishful thinking”, it’s common sense that he’s coming in for Halloween today.
>>205101264he probably acts more like he did in the first couple of days
>>205101227>nuchan the forced meme
>>205101073they're projecting onto luke as if he were one of their abusechad exes kek
>>205101272luke is eliminated, nobody knows why
>>205101268>he is leaving on his ownWhat the fuck do you mean? He's really leaving? If he leaves the show literally becomes Bitchtank 2.0
luke drama has made them all forget about sneed being called out for theft
>>205101262
>>205100993payton is the least endorsed because you guys would be too afraid of getting anywhere close to her irl.
i just woke up. what happened overnight?
The only times I've heard of people with similar libidos as Burt are from serial killer interviews
>>205101244Everyone was discussing him being a plant, wasn’t that revealed? If he was a plant then he would be given instructions on what to do like smashing pumpkins or banging pots and pans early morning
>>205101272He went into production and they said he violated the Nap
its day 0000there are still 000000000000000000000000000000000 days left
>>205101208We need a Ted and Binx edit of "Does He Know?" thing from the Batman Riddler meme.
>>205101277Fuck off Jet never reply to my posts ever again
>>205101226>he actually thinks Luke is gone for goodHis stuff is still there and they ALWAYS give the fish a proper send off. Even fags like Jimmy.
smaack cam on kitchen
>>205101262The taboo refers to cuckshitHis age doesn’t matter was in reference to him fucking 80 year old men.Kill yourself NOWDaddy Burt has NO limits.
Ted is playing the long game of fag hagging it up in order to get some pussy
>>205101277We need a stair fall every season it's in the contract
>>205101054you still don't get it, do you?
>>205101272>luke is gone?yeah>why?idk probably a wigger bit since he's a plant>anything else happen?not really, burt jerked off again with alex right next to him then scared him into the bathroom while muttering schizophrenicly in his underwear
>>205101294burt injected steroids and is roided out of his mind and doing crazy shit.he is currently taking a shower.
>>205101288>sneed being called out for theftqrd?
Good morning, boys. What's the Mizzy brain loop for the day?
alex have just persuaded mommy smaack to make him foodalex vocation - son
>>205101142mizzy is going as soon as she loses immunity and can't worm her way into another fragile alliance, they absolutely hate her guts
I would fuck this slampig like theres no tomorrow
>>205101026Same
>>205101294jet and sam trying to gaslight and astroturf the audience as usual
>>205101293im endorsing the don
Ted is my favorite, he's massively underrated. He's witty and intelligent, I think he's a lot more self-aware and perceptive than the rest of the fish. He sorta senses something is up but rolls with the punches with this like Jesse Eisenberg/Michael Cera charm and I like it a lot. Never really had someone like him on fishtank before.
>>205101293she doesnt do anything and is unattainable to all of us so yeah. last night showed shades of summer though so i think people are jumping the gun on that.
where's retard mizzy?
>>205101260Ben came in and gave him the ‘follow me’ look with his head. Luke followed him down the production stairs (that you’re not allowed to go down). Jet TTS blares out later saying that Luke has been kicked for going where he wasn’t supposed to go. Fishtank Twitter says mission complete or something along those lines
>>205101322retard the pajeet stole all the candy before the elimination challenge was over
>>205101311that post really mindbroke you l000000000000000l
>>205101318fuck off smaack
>>205101336truuuu
>>205101274holy shit her with glasses is the best
>>205101206Don't worry man. He'll reveal himself more and then his weird defenders will looks stupid
>>205101207same lol. fuck a good 20lb less she'd be so fucking fine
>>205101282Wide pussy queen at least 7 black children have came out of that thing
>>205101200>It's all so tiresome
Hottest Fishgirl? You decide!https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvwVr2gN/
>>205101336>he criedmaaaaaaaaaaaaan shut up retard
>>205101331Slow but steady, he's consistently rising and is on track to be the most endorsed by the end of the show
>>205101293She's too attractive for fishtank fans
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton is in the kitchen. by my estimation she stands about 5 foot 9 inches tall
Breaking news: Payton says "expresso".
>>205101330>Pretend to kick Luke off the show but don’t grab his stuff Failed already
has burt told them he does porn yet?
>You can hear Burt's schizo rapist ranting on the vanity camI love this nigga
>>205101328same
>>205101336Hi Burt!
>>205101322sneed stole mizzy's candy two nights ago, luke took the blame for it on purpose. sam mentioned it off-handedly during the candy count infront of everyone
>>205101293I would get close when I order my drink at the Starbucks she works at
>>205101346I bet you got nice lips sissy
>>205101367That's a man.
>>205101206There hasn't been a single person who has disagreed with you bro. You're just spamming the same shit though so you seem autisitic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehc7Q5yrgVY&t=281s
>>205101373yes, he told them like day 2 i think
>>205101347coping with retardation is difficult, but I admire your efforts. maybe you'll get it eventually.
>>205101294Director cam wigger is dead
>>205101373yeah they all think its quirky and call him daddy burt
>>205101272They brought the computer up and Jet fucked up the bit by not telling Luke even though he walked right by him. They all found the computer, started fucking with it and Luca and Jet took it back downstairs.
ted looks fucked
>>205101323Talking about her PTSD and how Luke triggered it
>>205101346nta but you’re the one that’s spent 3 threads crying about Burt being a pedo just because he said “taboo” on reddit lmao
>alex wondering why they don't have a makeup artistgood question.
>>205101386i think so too
payton is still a middeal with it
>>205101291STICK AND MOVELEAVE NO PROOFDISCARD DIRECTLY AFTER USEFORENSICS ON THAT WILD GOOSEFOLLOW MY FOOTPRINTS INTO LOOPS
>>205101378If they reveal who the real thieves were after the challenge it's gonna be hilarious
>>205101297Luke had agency in his role as a plant. The banging pots and pans is miscommunication between production and him but the jeet and the pumpkins are completely organic things he did himself
>>205101328You would cum within three strokes
Burt would 100% be strangling hookers and performing experiments on their bodies in the 70s/80s
>>205101351cope
>they still think it's a real show
>>205101387it’s literally two guys going back and forth, one of them is an offended homosexual and the other is burt’s number one fan
>>205101410mod* as in -el
>>205101200>ok so we’ll have him be the plant but we’ll give him stupid shit to do>then we’ll kick him from the show in the first few days How many contestants are plants? Weren’t they promising a cast of clueless people?
Don Ian has my vote it's a offer you can't refuse
>>205101107can we retake that shot of you dreaming?
>>205101400It's Halloween makeup retard
>>205101336he would be the best fish if not for all the weird sexual shit but maybe hes cooking something
is there still an elimination today
>>205101336as a guy i subconsciously hate him by default because he's a polar opposite to what i strive to be, bet most people feel the same way
>>205101315he fucked it up hes retarded. he was playing it so smooth then he fucking cried in front of them because luke shoved jeet. now hes just a cute pet for them.
>>205101328>slampig>slam pighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PXlYryydY
>>205101431no shit, he looks fucked
>>205101386>>205101409Have sex
>>205101405i hope kamala wins unironically
>>205101367That's a man
>>205101424>Weren’t they promisingYeah that's where you fucked up
>>205101336committed plant
>>205101417you don't know that
is burt jacking off again or something
>>205101336"the flubs werent even noticeable" was a top tier comment desu
>>205101386even still, anon gots a point.
>>205101435Supposedly but with the luke "kick" who knows
>>205101415How could you know such a thing
>>205100993>bare feet in sandals>necklaceHe might be Indian, but why does he have to dress like one.
They’re putting more thought into the show and episodes than the production is lmao
>>205101315this is also my headcanon except he played his hand too hard so now burt wants to clap his cheeks
>>205101424They basically let it slip that they got half of the cast from instagram DM's again
andrew please rig it so one of the women lose tonight
>>205101418Based, the weak should fear the strong.
kudos to simmons
07 for the smoketeam
Does Alex only wear sleeveless hoodies? I've never even seen one before
>>205101451lol kill yourself faggot
>kudos to simmons
>>205101176Season 2 was unwatchable at times, I don't think they can make anything darker than that.
>>205101451What the fuck does that have to do with my reply? Illiterate nigger.
>>205101451oops meant for >>205101388
>>205101455I do that’s why I said it
>>205101107i havent started changed clothes in "blindspots" of my room yet so i think im okay right now
>>205101417
>SHES 13
SHE'S 13
>>205101478literally every cast member came from an agency you tard
Sooo when is she coming on
>>205101336cogent post
>>205101417Yeah sex is for me not them if your not cummaxxing your doing it wrong
"She's 13" wtf burt
>>205101405isn’t taboo what people say when they’re talking about raping kids
>where is make up artist?I am just waiting for Sam to reveal this is ghetto hell of internet and they are watched by only 12k asylum patients.
>>205101474>When you play your part too well that you now have to have sex with a gay black man in order to maintain your cover
which (female) fish would be most understanding of premature ejac
>>205101435No, and the candy challenge was pointless because their immunities don't carry over to the next elimination.
>>205101369that's literally the most sensible pronunciation to the american english trained tongue but for some reason we have to contort our mouths to say foreign words for no reason other than to appear posh
>>205101073i feel like it's kind of stupid to call them normalfags. they're weird narcissists. plenty of normalfags that i interact with are pretty down to earth people. it makes sense to distinguish them from the previous contestants, but the kind of people that sign up for reality tv are in no way indicative of "normal people". attention seeking mentally ill people are their own genre, in my opinion.
these retards. if alex is leaving anyways and can't win, why vote him out? he's a not competition to you
why is burt whispering about 13 year old pussy in the bathroom...?
My favorite aspect of Burt is they treat him like a wise sage medical doctor for no reason. He just dispenses pills to the fucking house while being visibly insane
>>205101499no you're projecting
Did the schizo pedo poster just manifest Burt being a pedo?
i'm pretty sure alexis is the type of hooah to suck off fatty with enough motivation so that means it's gotta be mizzy forced to go into the jacuzzi with him
>>205101506mommytank
>>2051015301000% binx she is a really nice girl
the triumphant return of TEENAGE PUSSY
>>205101522no?gooner here, usually means like cheating or stepsibling stuff
>>205101512Why make a contestant a plant and then have him become a favorite and leave so soon?
VANITY BURT HAVING FLASHBACKS >SHES 13VANITY BURT HAVING FLASHBACKS >SHES 13VANITY BURT HAVING FLASHBACKS >SHES 13
>>205101522No it refers to any form of unconventional sex/fetish. BDSM is taboo.
Anyone caught the Alex Ian Luke convo last night?
>>205101520>>205101537he’s just singing gay diva music you wouldn’t get it UGGHHHH
>>205101543Obesitytank
Burt can't be a pedo because he's muttering about a girl and he's clearly a 100% homo
HAHAHA TED JUST GAVE HER THE ICK
>>205101540nigger!the “NoLimits” hashtag gives it awayI hate fishtank fags soooo much
>>205101164This was supposed to be the big season but apparently they can't afford to hire like 2 extra people. The crew seems to be a bit too small. They should get Bex at least, they really need a woman to handle and comfort the women in the house. That would do a lot to calm them down i think. Then someone to run the director mode. They have spent so much money on this season that hiring a few more crew members should not be infeasible.
>she was 13>teenage pussy>rapist serial killerWHO'S READY FOR RAPETANK
>>205101373he's told them everything. he telling smaack about his race play black bull daddy dom fucking old rich white men and smaack was like, well asl long as everyone is consenting....lol you could tell she's distrubed but she can't say its disgusting from her programming
Burt is our schizo
>>205101537He's said multiple times he doesn't care about race, gender or age as long as the sex is good. Daddy mentality
burt just showed his cock in the mirror
BURTS MEAT IN THE MIRROR
Pretty, pretty nine, spinning, spinning blindFitting into crime, itch to fuck and grind>ALBERT IS ONLINE- drinking from its spineLiving 'til I'm fine, pretty, pretty nineColor me a cult, echo in my throatCut it for a smoke, took it for a spinSpun it out to float, blew me as a friendFuck it, I'ma go >ALBERT IS ONLINE
>>205101104He's making sure Alex isn't looking lol
>>205101531It’s insane how many of you have never watched reality tv lol. Immunity is decided for every elimination.
>>205101565this a mens show woman!
>>205101469hes the poster boy for a stereotypical indian. its honestly fucking crazy how he checks all the boxes.
>>205101580naked black man every season
i just saw burts peepee in the vanity mirror.
By the way, the Confessional isn't being used correctly. They have to force each contestant to be in there, by themselves, for at least 5 minutes, twice a day. They can do doubles and triples if they wanna.
Pajeet is unironically a great villain for this season. I hope he stays for a while
can burt shut the fuck up for a second? africans are such retarded monkeys they cant understand silence and go crazy if it's quiet for too long
You respect me when I'm in the bathroom.
>>205101562it was epic
>>205101547Nah bro she would would tell everyone you know behind your back
only person that can bring us entertainment is jeet if they will be boosting his ego, slut alexia should flash in front of him all the time
>>205101589Fishtank is not a normal show
>>205101512Smack came from Vance DMing her on instagram claiming to work for NetflixLuke same, Jet DM’d himThe rest were part of a casting call for “last man standing” or were ad hoc added to the cast
>>205101582this might be exciting if we all hadn't already found burt's cock online.
>>205101579>doesn't care about genderBut 99% of his fucks are disgusting old rich men
When is the next fishtank investors meeting?
>>205101468We saw everytime production asked him to do something. The jeet-shoving and pumpkin-smashing came from the hoes busting twice in his room during the night and there were no communications between him and the crew before or during the events
>>205101601he's being assaulted by voices in his head constantly
>>205101616It's a gay show
I don't understand why they would kick Luke
>>205101599That's fine, but he needs to keep being brought down in ego as well. He's actually insufferable.
>>205101613SLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
paytons sexy toesin my mouth
>>205101615fuck off shitskin the only reason the jeet is there is to be a punch bag for tts.
>>205101589>It’s insane how many of you have never watched reality tvSorry, not a faggot or a woman
>>205101615This. Gas up all the worst people in the house and then let the fans knock them down
>>205101589There was technically no elimination, so they might expect them to carry over, but they won't.
>tfw no low iq tard wife
>>205101369i like when attractive girls say/do stupid things.
>>205101532that song "me espresso" has rendered the "sensible pronunciation" (pronunciation only recently became a word too, retard), moot.
who is ready for naked burt
>>205101358this makes lettyseethers mad
>>205101633no refundsjust keep sending money
>>205101601No he's a schizo
>I'm just biased
if Luke is really gone, Ian will not speak another word for days and theres nobody to keep Signal in check
>>205101639He broke the rules. Sorry but not wery sorry sir, that is karma.
>>205101554He’s not leaving. His stuff is still there and they never gave him a send off. Remember that EVERY fish or freeloader to leave the house has always been given a send off for the camera. Even fags they hate like Jimmy.There’s a 0% chance they actually kicked Luke.
>>205101540saying no limits and taboo
burt bros
>>205101417yeah, probablyha ha HAAAA
there he is
BUSTED
>>205101530alot of women find this endearing or hot btw
>>205101635I've seen too many africans walk around and talk to themselves like schizos. It's that or they're on the phone 24/7. Unbelievable
wtf is mizzy crying about in b2
>>205101621I wonder if smaack is a friend of a friend of Vance's in Seattle,
>>205101615What's wrong with you, Sukhdeep?
>>205101642correct
BURT
>>205101424they also promised tts last night. look how that turned out.
burt fully bare ass naked in vanity
BURT IS ASS OUT RUBBING HIS CHEEKS
NAKED BURT VANITY
ITS SO OVER BURTBROS
>>205101506where will she get 'good sausage'?
>>205101679she's only 28 and look like THAT? wow
NEPTUNIAN
>>205101676tbp
IT'SAGAYSHOW
OH FUCK
>>205101632who do you think is paying the most? lets take a real wild guess here.
>>205101676
>MIZZY CRYING IN B2>ALSO SHOWING SOLESDid we win fishtank?
Burt is just waiting for Alex to come in. Crazy fucking faggot.
>>205101104>I need to fuck
>>205101639to bring him back later and make simbol go insane
Pajeet doesn't think they want then to smoke because it doesn't look good on camera
>>205101695tiny black penis KEK
>>205101674>His stuff is still thereThen the gaslight is ruined since they already see through it
>>205101674We’ll see. It would be dumb to kick Luke
>>205101695NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JET PULL THE PLUG
>>205101679She’s built for fucking not for admiring. That’s Payton
I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPENAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHANEPTUNIAN
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS LEGAL
BURT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205101695BBC bros? we've been gaslit
>>205101679I'm trying to think if her tiny pupils are contributing to most of her psycho-bitch energy, aside from all the makeup and shit skin and stuff like that.
I'm fucking crying bros
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton is TRAPPED in a house with a naked african lunatic
>>205101648Well you are now apparently. Welcome to the club.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I WATCH THERES TOO MUCH HAPPENING
BURT FULL BLOWN NAKED VANITY
>>205101695no wonder he used his shoe size instead of penis size on his profile.
This man is not well
>hey we just need to shoot a quick scene with binx and burt real quick
>>205101747kek
>Wiggers passed out and can't cut stream >This happens LAWSUIT HOUSE
Is Fred Hyde finally proud of Sam now?
>women undressing Cut the house cams>black guy showing of his cock and assSilence
The Jeet saying he bought South Park, Kellog, Tom and Jerry, etc. socks becuase he thought they were cool is the most Jeet thing he has said. Jeets are so material.
burt..
>>205101736>>205101739The wiggers are asleep boys lmao. The director cam hasn't moved since 5am.
>"Production needs to...."no. stopped reading there. get a job
>>205101741
DO SOMETHING JET WTF HAHAHAHAHA
>>205101369It makes more sense than "espresso", it's a quick shot of caffeine, express makes sense because it means rapid transport.
>>205101755he’s a no limits taboo pedophile
>medallion>immunity>chance to win a BMW>Luke goneWhat's going thru the jeets head right now?
all the people posting burt screens were clearly not following paypay into confessional... make of that what you will
>huge black guy has a small grower penisOh my keks
>>205101736Production is all asleep
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
>damn... that's crazy man
>>205101684schizophrenia (and other mental illnesses) is probably underdiagnosed in black men because they either see psychology as gay or yt brainwashing, would explain a lot
>burt has BBL scarsI cant fucking breatheBBL BURT
nigga roided out of his fuckin mind
>>205101658All the shots of Alexis today but I can't watch what's going on with the thigh-hag kino
WIGGERS ARE ALL SLEEPING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JET FUCKING PULL THE PLUG WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlmao
>>205101718she is crying because luke got kicked
>>205101640he's on such a high right now its awful
RETARDS. BURT'S NAKED BODY IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET ALREADY. I DOUBT HE CARES.
>>205101584base as fuck
>>205101746keep it together, Vance
>wiggers are sleepingLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205101772Fuck off Jet
>>205101781it doesn't grow much either
>>205101746HahahahahahahahahahahaTHIS IS SO FUCKING GORANIAN BROOKI
>>205101789holy fucking shit
Nude Burt is best BurtI've got my dick out I'm stroking my shit I'm putting lotion on my dick
>>205101779>What's going thru the jeets head right now?so many bobbie white woman wwwowowow come back to india with me bootifuls
>>205101781Most people have growers
>we're watching a schizo naked black man pornstar mumble to himself as he oils upNEPTUNIAN
>ended all streams over 1 second of sideboob>lets a big black gay nigga be entirely naked for over a minuteWHAT DID JET NEPTUNE MEAN BY THIS?????????????
does burt have a tail?
>pajeet just said his favorite show is Big Mouth>ian immediately said "what the fuck is wrong with you?"kek
>>205101772I’ll take Jet’s position since he’s incompetent
>>205101789jesus christ that ass is not natty
>>205101773nicely done
>>205101769Cymbal's such a pathetic faggot
>remove your clothes Burt
>>205101789he's a roided , BBL'd up fraud
BURT!!
GOODSONIAN
NAKED BLACK MAN EVERY SINGLE SEASONTHE ULTIMATE FISHTANK TRADITION
>>205101781>>205101812obviously not since he's chubbed up all the time.
I'm watching a black dude fondle his own ass while he schizo babbles
i'm working late... cuz i'm a singerrr
wow we love big black cock around here, don't we
Jesus Christ
>>205101534i will add that attention seeking/narcissistic behavior has been normalized. i recognize how the show does reflect reality and certain growing trends. the type of people you see online(almost all some form of attention seeker) are different from the many normalfags out there minding their own business. maybe i just happen to live around down to earth people, but normies get a bad name. these people are mentally ill narcissists
WHY IS THIS NIGGA MASSAGING HIS ASS SO MUCH
>>205101778>I posted it again!
>>205101772i'll take ian's job
i can just see him naked by googling his name on pornhub so this isnt rly a big deal
>>205101674They announced over the PA system that Luke was eliminated
this is the craziest thing ive seen
>>205101746>>205101815>>205101822He's blowing his snot in the sink too! Hooooly fuck this is fucking funny.
we just get the gayest shit know to man sometimes
>6 hours without luke grounding the gay show>nigger shows cock and ass on camjet fix this
>>205101763Wigger status dead
>HE GRABBED THE THONG
>>205101695I think he assumed there's no camera in the vanity area, but I assume its easily visible
nude burt fart
>>205101788kek no, it's just more prevalent, especially in africans. They're very fucked up people and their brains break easily.
Buet sounds like a fucking demon
>>205101824pajeet is fucking irredemable
>just blows his nose all over the sink>fartswhat the fuck brut
>>205101695>TBPLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BBCsisters our response?
>>205101695BBCbros, send help. Report this post and get it taken down right away. We can’t let them expose the truth.
>>205101821all of these guys are officially faggots
a male bbl hahahahaha thats so fucking stupid and bad lmaobbl and then that scarline and then constantly scratching his ass like nigga just dont get body modifications lol
>>205101836>dontarius>dumbgay>burtan illustrious, iconic trio
>>205101866its a jockstrap with no cup in it
>>205101856He won't he can't
Finally. AIDS House is real
>Jet's face right now
Jet.I kneel
>>205101799really? loool.
>>205101842
===BURT UPDATE===
>>205101367The beautiful Payton
>>205101048When did Tayleigh show up?
>>205101881Did he just fucking say "Cheese Room"?????
>>205101824KEK. Anyone have a clip?
ted needs to start running now if he doesnt want his bussy to get brutally expanded
imagine your mom being Alexis.. it's over for that kid from the beginning
>>205101824That curry nigger needs to be put down
GET THE MALE NUDITY ON THE BINGO CARD BOYS
Impending lawsuit house
>>205101705It’s a gay show
>>205101789BBL BURTIEBBLLLLLL BURTIIIIEEE
>>205101852They’ve never eliminated somebody that way before. Like I said, even Jimmy was brought in front of the camera with everyone gathered around to send him off.Also “we don’t eliminate people in the middle of the night”.
>daddy
Jet Gaytroon much?
i am impressed that nobody has shown fear of burt yet.
>>205101676"""B"""BC
>>205101866>>205101901 GET THAT THONG OUT YO BUSSY PLAYA
Burt is the scariest person I've ever seen.
why did he pull out the pants string WTF?
>>205101905kektoday is a good day
THIS NIGGA NEEDS TARIQ'S GUIDANCE
Imagine being Goran waking up to this shit
Peter Thiel rubbing his tiny white clitty rn
>>205101833>alexis: OMG burt how did get your butt so big?>Burt: uhhh I just uuhhh work out uhhh a lot
what is burt whispering about? is he okay?
>Let it play out
>>205101789black people get keloid scarring more often than white people, it's not necessarily recent
>>205101695this is the infamous BBC?
first time actually tuning in this season, never expected thug kino
>>205101947KEK
>Ted mentioning Adult Swim
andrew when you read this please gather the fish tomorrow and show them this whole burt sequence in full and leave them to deal with it
casting this guy was the best and worst decision for the show
This show has to be fake right holy shitt its too much
good morning. anything happen today?
>>205101942Why? Because he's black? You views are problematic, anon.
>>205101947burt is 160iqtariq is 80iq.
>>205101904kek
>>205101660thog dont caare
A little background info on Burt.
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God if there was ever a moment for another "Hi Burt" TTS it was now
if this doesn't end with burt raping jet i'm never watching again
i wonder what happened to burt to make him this way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkGreat job with casting this time guys. Ben needs to go tell Burt to stop whispering when he's talking.
Pots and Pans can trigger PTSD guys.This is fucking serious. Luke should be killed for his aggressions.
>>205101695a grievous wound to bbc posters.
>>205101970they voted smaak out last night for elimination and fatty said the N word
>>205101929Daddy Pedo Burt
>>205101952>>205101986>>205101979Bro I swear to christ he said "Cheese Room" just now. What the fuck does this mean?
>>205101954Neptunian
ranting about the straw that broke the camels back in full schizo mode is wild dudegodspeed to everyone in that house, im assuming production hasn't killed the stream because they're more focused on getting themselves and luke out safely
>>205101974i forgot he's in mensa
>Alexis' yapping in the kitchen is drowning out the dining room conversation
https://x.com/DeputyRipper/status/1851775958036144583?t=Hy0fn6HNP1GuBxP8SDsYhA&s=19Only just seen this, it's actually shocking that WiFi can't tell that Sam is fucking with him here. This is genuinely the lowest IQ cast we've ever had
BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT
>>205101972>autistic>jacked>gay>sex worker>schizo
>>205101928Stop coping
>>205101988kek
>>205101979good deduction. the paranoid schizophrenic is not mentally well. really digging in the recesses of your brain today huh?
>>205101948proof that the wiggers outclass tryhard streamer slop by a longshot - they prepared well, played their cards right, and the content just creates itself
damn this gay nigger is such a sensitive faggot; he will not last in the tank
>>205101954nice
>>205101996I am in agreement with you sir
>>205101989poor and probably abusive black household leading to his schizophrenia and autism not being treated early
>to me... falsely accusing a person of [something] is worse...>bitch... get the fuck out
>>205101974It literally took Burt 15 seconds to figure out if the vote could end in a tie or not with the immunities, mensa will accept anyone willing to pay for membership.
Burt is insane wtf.
Poor AB, she's having a rough one
Moral Orel is the adult swim mormon series Alex mentioned while talking to Ted last night?
>>205102016Oh, I forgot about those. Carry on
>>205102007Luke was kicked out for saying the N word in the Cheese Room on BB25
>>205101695lmao
>>205101979He's mumbling about rape.... this is looking sketchy af
I believe burt is mumbling about false rape accusers being weorse than rapists
>>205102007Burt knows that the house is secretly in Wisconsin.
>>205101621Vance is a Smaackhead? fucking based
i still don't understand what happened to luke. are they bringing him back in a few days like they did with damiel in s1?
>>205101989>>205101988He's on a bunch of roids and psych meds. His level of horny and paraphilia is a lot more than just TRT. He's probably on Tren at least which can cause some really bizarre sexual behavior
>>205102017Stop typing like a nigger.
what did burt do other than talking to himself I missed it
>>205102010this is how everyone in mensa behaves, this totally tracks
>>205101824Based Ian
burt just snot rocketed on the carpet NASTY
>>205102034cope, you just racist
>>205101954>>205102008Goranian
>>205101534This. However I'm assuming this difference is probably clear to most here. That term covers a broad spectrum, but the context usually narrows it down enough.
>>205101978subtle kek
>>205102049#taboo #nolimits
>>205102036what the fuck is this nigger bitch talking about
>>205102007Cheese = smegma check
>rape is all I got
burt is straight up confessing to rape im pretty sure
I can't wait for Sam and Burt to shoot snot rockets together all over the house
>>205102042No, I know that, but does Burt??
Is burt talking to us
Ted has mentioned many adult swim shoes. He watched world peace
>>205102017not being able to recognize patterns is a sign of low IQ
>>205102060stripped naked in vanity, rubbed lotion all over his body, stroked his dick, the usual
>>205102036>Luke would become Josiewat
why this nigga snotting everywhere
>>205101970Tayleigh, letty, claire came in chantting thinknit do it dream it, and then over the microphone jimmy said ring ring mallet time It was so kino cinema
>>205102007does burt know?
>>205101970 Burt raped Ted
>>205101679I refuse to believe this bitch is the same age as me
I also have these fake conversations with myself....
Burt is a total schizo freak but he ain't wrong about false rape accusations being despicable.
Burt is talking to ghosts. House is haunted.
I'm beginning to dislike Burt
>>205102065that's like the 20th time he's done in man
>>205102036i hate women, espcially fat women, especially terminally online normie fat women.
>>205101824ian is funny as fuck
>>205102077that would be wonderful to see, see which snot rockets can show up on camera
>>205102013reminder that mizzy was GENUINELY moved by that stupid fucking speech
>>205102065Sam Hyde Pilled
I want burt to have this conversations with the whores in the house
>>205102036 ian is josie
>>205102036that doesn't make any fucking sense
On one hand Burt reminds me of how much I have to mask my schizo tendencies from those around me every day.On the other hand it is funny to laugh at it when somebody else is doing it.Burt has my endorsement.
>>205102036She can't relate to the retarded women who just babble endlessly, considering she's one herself?
>>205102060He got butt ass naked on vanity cam, oiled up, stroked his dick and thighs, then put on a thong that said "daddy". This went on for like 10 minutes
BREAKING NEWSDude Wipes just pulled their sponsorship over Burt showing his flaccid BBC to the camera. The Hulu contract is on thin ice
Burt is talking about a guy called Jimmy...
if the other fish never see this side of burt man
>>205102036 Don’t ask why AB doesn’t show face.Don’t ask why AB doesn’t use real voice.Don’t ask why AB has never been in a Twitter space.Don’t ask why AB has never been interviewed.Don’t ask why AB rejected Jet’s offer to fly out to the office to help with the S2 edits.
>>205102078They are all reality show actors, they were instructed to not mention previous shows
>tfw when multiple contestants sue you because you lie to them about the livestream and they ALL get naked on camera
BBC is a meme pushed by boomers and jews
>compton blah blah>it was a long winded n-wordyeah this dumb gay nigger isn't gonna last
The Pajeet has grown on me. I don't dislike him now.
>>205101789
burt is genuinely schizoaffective, he is a danger to the other fish, legitimately.
HOW DID THE GIRLS THNIK LUKE WAS SCARY AND NOT Bk4dkjpURT.
>>205102126i thought so too but it was "to me"
>>205102060Injected roids, hung dong in the mirror, and put on a thong.
>>205102036Her episode recaps have been ass so far this season
Teds movie takes are RLM but somehow even more pretentious.
>>205102131I mean they did sign the contract
>>205102117this tbqh, only high IQ anons will understand burt's unhinged behavior
So Burt thinks that Luke is worse then a rapist who was going around and raping 13 year olds or is it Alex saying nigga?
>>205102140Dude is a taboo no limits Reddit escort
>>205102042>the N wordwhere do you newfags come from?
My stone wall, it's on, dog gaze duct-taped to the ceilingStucco cave make me illi, okay, okay, feel meI'm in an eight-high abandoned buildingNo daylight, one midnight lamp lit twenty-four sevenMurdered out windows, two exitsStreet or nosedive to the next life in secondsAnd suicide ain't my stallionSo I'm surroundedGeiger count it, not goin' out, shit's 'bout to get kamikazeFUCK A NAZI
>>205102129fr?Whose the voice?
SO EGREGIOUSSO REPREHENSIBLE
>oh youre sick bitch? bitch you are sick. oh thats terrible. rape is terrible.... but that makes me more angryburt what the fuck
>>205102117Stay as far away from me as possible
Is director cam paypig only? when I click on it it just keeps loading
What is Burt yapping about?
>>205102137Nahhhh, his ego is wild now and deserves a massive blow. And yet he continues to seethe.
>>205102132bbc is a kike psyop to keep the goy women unhappy and delusional and the goy men insecure
>>205102132We been knew this nigga
>>205102036no idea how this relates to kicking him. by day 1 everyone watching knew luke was a plant and figured he couldn’t win
Bros...this was supposed to be BNWO house. What do we do now?
I cut believe it's confirmed that burt has a bbl
Why this dude always have rape on the mind. I dont think its a schizo or mensa level genius thing
>>205102163sorry, i meant THE NIGGER WORD, FOR NIGGERS FROM NIGGER AFRICA. Better?
>>205102157No he's saying that false rape accusers (female) are more reprehensible to him than rapists.
Inb4 Burt starts screaming "KILL! KILL! KILL!" and runs downstairs
>>205101506This needs the closet nip slip
>>205102177schizo babble about false rape accusations
>>205102140this is going to end badly lmao
>>205102132growing up is realizing boomers are almost all disguisting sexually sick freaks and the reason our society is so sick and disguisting is because it gets them offtotal fucking boomer death
What a wild ride the last 45 minutes in bedroom 3 have been for Burt. He's lived a whole lifetime in this time.
>>205102189Yes
>>205102152red letter media isn't pretentious, you're just a retard
>>205102175nah it just sucks
is burt ok?
Burt is gonna snap and kill or rape someone and Luke won't be around to stop him
>>205102166Did you really think she was famous voice actor H. Jon Benjamin?
>>205102166It’s AI bro. Can you not tell?
SNOT EVERYWHERE
burt is just brainstorming new deathgrips lyrics
WHY BURT WHY
>>205102194ty
FULL BURT INCIDENT>FULL BURT INCIDENThttps://gofile.io/d/joaXgw
>>205102163they came from big brother twitter. give them some time to learn that they can say nigger here.
Alex has no fucking clue kek
>>205102065the other night he was up at like 4am walking around the yard and shot, no joke, probably 20 or more of them all over the place. also yesterday jeet cut his toenails at the dining room table and seemingly just left it all there and mizzy has left out used insulin needles multiple times.biohazard house
alex is in danger and doesn't even know it
BURT MAKES SLEEP POTIONS
ALEX GET OUT
>>205102202I'm sure his fine bud
>>205102175The wiggers haven't awoken as of yet. The director cam hasn't moved since 5am.
this sucks without luke
NOT NOW ALEX
how does he switch off like that the moment someone comes inis it autism masking superpowercan genius autists just turn the schizophrenia off
>>205102156Indeed. I am genuinely petrified that one night the gf is going to hear me schizo babbling in my sleep. I am convinced she already has and hopefully she accepts it, because she has been woken up by the screaming before. I can't babble to myself when she is in the house though, when she goes out it is a lot more relaxing.
i'm unironically scared of/for burt, I think something really bad is gonna happen
>>205102157he is in another dimension, has nothing to do with anyone in this house
>>205102190thanks bro, I really can't follow half the whispered ranting
when does tj show up and kill the minorities
>>205102188mensa geniuses love the idea of rape but in this case im pretty sure its just schizo
>>205102125>Burt showing his flaccid tbp to the cameraFix'd
>>205102152>if I don't understand it; it's pretentiousokay retard
>>205102203Based
>>205102203burt is afraid of lukedoes luke remind burt his abuser?
>>205102209zamn i thought i was smarter... :(
so can we speculate which is "10x more reprehensible than rape" and which white female it is??
when jet wakes up he's going to take burt off the show
WHAT WAS THE PAJEET RIGHT ABOUT?
>>205102230you learn to switch it off around the company of others. t. schizo
Ianbros wwa?
Thank god for Alex
i think with luke gone we can just start torture house ahead of schedule. this show is lasting only a week or two after TTS flips on.
>>205102089He honestly might. He seems like his obsession is with movies and shows even if he doesn't straight up say it
You guys know dicks get bigger when they're hard, right?
>>205102218is burt having an episode? will he kill alex
who will be the first fishtank fan to pay burt for sex?
>>205102253kekalthough this hurts more then teds ass now that luke is gone
>>205102271Source?
>>205102257No way hes going to offer Burt a job position on the MDE crew
>>205102173Relax anon, I'm not gay, you won't get buck broken. I'm quite a safe schizo, I just fuck up most relationships because it is hard to maintain a friendship when you are unshakably convinced that everybody is scheming to murder you and everyone is spying on you. Shit is wild, but I'm mostly harmless.
>>205102232burt is harmless, he may be a raging black bull but he will only rape with ted's consent
>>205102271my dick gets smaller
Alex bursting into B3>Oh hi Burt
>>205101900Only woman alive who gives Claire a run for her money
>>205102271insecure, anon?
>>205102262thanks based schizo
>>205102132i think they're not much longer but maybe girthier
>>205102263couch, foo
I also talk to myself like that when I'm alone, not like I'm talking to someone it's just a way to organize my thoughtsshould I worry
im scaredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrreF8RHxdQ
Did Luke actually get eliminated? I went to bed after the pot and pan thing, when did it happen? How did it go down?
>>205102188the roids dude. Tren make some people overwhelming horny in paraphilic crazy ways at totally inappropriate times
>>205102214The burt incident is ongoing
>>205102271you can see his erect penis on twitter if you want dawg. it's average
>>205102257he's not even going to be aware of this
>>205102271yeah and burt has porn on the internet with his hard 6 incher in it. you know about the internet, right?
>>205102271congrats this is the gayest post on the gay show thread so far
>Day 04
>Alex wants to be more pilled upIts over
>>205102271>You guys know dicks get bigger when they're hard, right?
We need a BurtTank after this.
>>205102278Jimmy
>binx lowkey saying humor is humormy girl
>Burt wants to monitor Alex's reaction to his concoction to "track progress"
>>205102276Sex with SmacckToo bad Burt Will snap and kill everyone soon.No alex.. don't.. give him your card.. nOooooooo
>>205102156it's not high IQ you're just a midwit, probably under 100 IQ. actual high IQ don't just blurt it out loud
>>205102069yeah it's just a hard thing to quantify when we see a overrepresentation of these kinds of people online. i've met many people like this, but mostly in cities/liberal arts schools. most normalfags i know also hate this behavior. i just get annoyed when people act like the show is "blackpilling" about normies, as if reality tv = reality
>>205102304he will 100% get the dicks forwarded to him
>>205102253excellent webm
erm... why is there a bmw in the yard?
>>205102296yes, but probably not as much as the people around you
is binx still wearing the same socks she's been wearing for 2 days?
Jet vs JeetWHO WOULD WIN????
>>205102299it’s some weird bit
>>205102296do you niggers not have inner monologues?
Burt is speed running the Joker Jimmy Arc
>>205102200Being a dogshit filmmaker and acting like you have knowledge about making movies is a textbook example of pretentiousness.
Anyone else getting this weird ominous feeling? Like I'm viewing something that is going to go down in infamy and destroy careers and ruin lives.
>>205102206This kek
what sleeping drugs did burt give Alex?
>thinking Burt of all people would sue over this He literally said he's an exhibitionist
>>205102271what part of your body is your QoS tattoo on?
>>205102271Mine starts out 7 and shrinks to 2 when it’s hard
>>205102299I think he's getting fake eliminated and brought back later in the season
>>205102296Just do it in your head instead and it's normal
>>205102307>>205102306nevermind this is now the gayest post
Alex has no fucking clue about Burt lol
>>205102230What >>205102262 said, think of it like the difference between high functioning spergs and tard autists. Smart schizos learn to mask on par with sociopaths (in terms of the amount of masking) but we just come across like autists (because we have to be really careful how much people see). There is a nonzero chance that at least one friendly sperg you know is a masking schizo, have fun anon, we are harmless.
>>205102296yea you need zoloft
>>205102340Yeah it's fucking hilarious
>>205102237Does he normally do that?
>>205102333god imagine how well aged and fermented her toe aroma must be by now yummy
>>205102132post your flacid peen bitchnigga
>>205102333i hope so i wanna buy em
>>205102339no it isn't
>>205102329it's the implied prize to a to-be-announced challenge, it's mostly there so they could get a reaction shot to it and to transport fatty into the house
>>205102336yea thats what I mean but sometimes instead of just thinking it I say it under my breath its hard to explain
alex getting raped when the show is over
>>205102296Do you talk to yourself about rape and thr clippers all the time
>>205102263she needs to take her socks off
>>205102298>gasoline in the air fryerthis nigga crazy!
>>205102278
They're kissing and shit nigga
I couldn't handle living one day as Burt. How does he manages to go on ? Must be so tiresome
>>205102344#limitless #taboo #telegram
>>205102278I guarantee he already has DMs from fans
THESE NIGGAS KISSING!!!!!!
>>205102340Good thing Sam has a fall guy.
:)
>>205102340Yes it’s kino
>>205102299idk, I heard something in the night like Jet over the speakers saying he was eliminated for "going down the staff stairs." "Don't go down the staff stairs."
>>205102336>>205102371i do that too and i can rotate the apple in my head
>Burt kissed Alex while huggingWhat did Alex mean by this?
>>205102333Yes.
I would kill to see a transcript of all of Burt's schizobabbling.
>>205102371you’re probably retarded sorry
I'm so scared
I thought burt was a top. Why would he get butt implants???
Dude Alex just described what happens to my wife. If she misses her short window of sleep she’s never getting to sleep that night.
>>205102340Absolutely
It's absolutely insane watching Burt go from mumbling schizo, to being able to hold a conversation with someone 30+ IQ points lower than him
>>205102336I have internal dialogue, it is like a dozen trains of thought going at once. Speaking helps work through all of the different streams, it lets you focus on just one track of thought.t. schizo sperg
>>205102299The women formed a circle in den and were sobbing uncontrollably because they were TERRIFIED of being raped by Luke after he showed his true colours banging pots and pans and they were ready to quit so prod ran up to console them and they led Luke away like a criminal Simbol who was watching the girls from the catwalk saw it happen and screamed kramas a bitch huh
>>205102368you're wrong and retarded.
/ftl/ is gonna be full of BBC fiends by the end of this
>luke didnt get a cheese themed blanket yetthis angers the spirits in the house and if not resolved within the next 24 will unleash a torment of dark energy
>>205102321burt is a mathematical/visual-spatial savant probably with eidetic recall who needs to process out loud, you wouldn't get it
>>205102405Teenage pussy rape telekinesis rape pussy she was 13 telekinesis rape
>>205102381it's all he ever knew. you have no idea how tenacious and adaptive the average human mind really is
WHY IS LUKE GONE??WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SABOTAGE THEIR OWN SHOW??
>>205102411appeal to the rich white men
>>205102296It's not so much the talking to himself but how incomprehensible and jumbled it is. Burt's brain is cooked.
>>205102340God I hope so
>burt kissed alex' neck
>>205102411i guess that everything on his site is the total opposite
STOP KISSING
uhhh did burt give him gay pills too?
get the fuck out of there alex
>>205102340Yes. I'm so ready. Hell House 3Happy Halloween guys
>>205102296You subhumans are actually worse than people with no inner monologue.Inner monologue (active at all times) >>> no monologue at all >>>>>> talking to yourself
>>205102422Burt has a TBP doe
how can you top burt?
BEN OR JET PLEASE FUCKING SPARE US
>>205102299his stuff is still there, they're waiting until one of the people get eliminated later to bring him back up
>>205102402this is so insane. pure neptunian kino. and alex just cant stop yapping. he cant stop.
>>205102414circadian rhythms are fucking weird
Luke needs to break this buck
Details on Luke elimination?
kitchen niggers drowning out payton and binx
alex is such a good dude
Fuck YEAH Ted can hawk-TUAH onto Burt’s black guy asshole and shove his big BEAK of a SCHNOZZ up in-TO that THANG!
alex is a real ass nigga
>>205102449have they not noticed his stuff yet?
>>205102441Estrogen
>we are making history together, me and you burthe's right but he has no idea why kek
luke actually is insane. he smiled at wifi as he went down to the production basement. he killed all the wiggers and then proceeded to use the jet ai voice to say he was "eliminated" and to not go downstairs. they're all in danger
>>205102419the sad part about this post is even though its “”fake all of this stuff has happened just not in the order this post lays out
>>205102336i dont talk when i think in my head though
burt is so hard
has anyone got the gif of burt running around looking crazy?
Burt is bricked tf up again
>>205102456kek
this is the funniest fucking shit in fishtank history holy fuck fuck hahahahahahahh
>>205102358That friendly sperg is me don't out me you faggot
WHY ARE THEY FUCKING KISSING
>>205102411i like watching a top with a nice ass fuck not into black dudes tho.also tops going bottom/powerbottoming is very easy money
“i kneel” fags where are you niggers now kek
>>205102417>alex 130 iq
hope they have a taser for burt in the basement
that was a lot of bro kissing...
>>205101724Yeah, because smoking is infamous for making you look uncool and uptight. I get what he means, but how can pajeets always be so close and yet so far in everything. Same with his "fucking" ad-libs, which dont fit the tone of the speech at all and even worse, would be BLEEPED OUT on TV. Yes, it was a spontaneous decision, but it's also the polar opposite of the sort of attitude that would make you worried about being filmed while smoking a cigarette.
God damn, more I watch more I love Burt and hate everyone else. I need a nigga like Burt in my life
THEY'VE HUGGED AND KISSY FACED 3 FUCKING TIMES NOW, THIS HAS TO BE A BIT?!?!?
>>205102402
he kissed his neck like 5 times holy shit
>>205102471
>>205102488erm... standing...
>>205102467We're reaching jeet levels of paranoia not thought possible
>slips right back into schizo mumbling
>>205102488kneeling. still. forever. always. i kneel.
i saw a theory last night that most or everyone in there is an actor and we're the ones being played. Driven home by the huge speech jeet did. anyone think this is true?
>>205102451I feel so bad for her. I can’t imagine how hard it is. She starts to panic when the window is closing if she isn’t asleep which makes it harder for her to fall asleep
>>205102488what are you talking about, this is fucking kino
Did smack just admit that she has two kids?!? D:
RACISM HAS BEEN DEFEATED IN THE FISHTANK
burt is a predator and will end fishtank
Did they actually kiss?
>>205102492I said 30+ because I'm skeptical Burt is 160
woah ted just said john depp... yep he knows
Alex is literally 60 IQ, Burt basically just raped him.
New AB recap episode is up. She’s amazing at these! Go check it out
normies make me fucking sickweird and foul creatures
>>205102488Luke is obviously coming back and you’re gonna feel like a fool for standing up
>>205102534yes
>>205102532Burt is absolutely a predator
>>205102488shut up doomer last night was kino tonights delivering too.
>>205102418i think you’re supposed to be doing the talking out loud part in you're head. if you cant single out a train of thought to focus on you may be kinda fucked.
>>205102518I don't care this is great
>>205102500same except without the constantly trying to rape every white boy in sight
>>205102518I have started to think this as wellIts all too perfect , Burt, Mizzy, Jeet
>>205102509on the edge
>>205102211Single strike cadence slipOnce I'll make you my bitchWe don't want we take shitHella zeros life elixir drenchedAll I need is my fixFuck your idols suck my dick
>>205102481Lmfaoooooo
I wasn't buying Ted being a plant or a fan, but now he's talking about "John Deppt" and "all the bracelets and stuff he wears" which is an old Charls bit.
>>205102483Its fine buddy if your group hasn't clocked you yet I'm sure they won't. In my experience unless someone lives with you (which is fucking terrifying, you can get found at any time) people who don't pick you as crazy in the first couple of months of knowing you will rationalise your fuckups. >/tv/ - Schizophrenia Support Group
>>205102518i mean they are actors thats why they are on the show in the first place but they dont know the true nature of the show, supposedly at least.
>>205102488This morning is on fire are you even watching lol
>>205102532its called being on topyou wouldn't know this because you're always on the bottom
WHERE IS LUKE?
Just putting this here for when Jet does infact bring Luke back
what's the specific name of these types of shorts? i need to do some research...
>>205102472
>>205102531and more important heterosexuality. With Luke gone. Gay tank is turning it up to a 11
>>205102538lol whats the lore how did it get revealed its a she? i don't have X because its gay
>>205102567Depp*
>>205102532>Burt's favorite song
>>205102578underwear
>>205102518Obviously they’re actors. Using a talent agency rather than social media was always the plan. That doesn’t mean they’re fishtank fans.
>binx wants to become greengoblin anon....
>>205102567ted is definitely a fan, maybe even a plant
>>205102522that's rough im sorry, hope she's able to find something that makes going to sleep easier.
>>205102526No. She was talking about when she worked as a nanny.
>>205102578whorets
peyton is the only one left i don't want to experience hell house
>>205102526kids she nannies you silly billy
>>205102567Hes a cumtown democrat he absolutely knows about sam hyde and co.
I hope production fucks up and allows Burt to hurt someone
>>205102583She's beautiful and valid.
burt & ted sharing jacuzzi tonightjet make it happenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbiR2gtyw0
>>205102580nigga playing josh chan "ANGRY... FEELING SAD!" over in his head
>>205102518they arent in on it.
>>205102578she needs to "accidentally" flash the camera while changing again
>>205102418Sounds like a high IQ superpower. I definitely only have one stream of thought and I have trouble multitasking.
>>205102614same
I read an interesting article the other day. You have to keep the spirits entertained or they will turn on you. Think about it hot shot.
>>205102614she'll escape most of it similar to jc.
as soon as they get burt in the jacuzzi its over for whoever is in his vicinity
>return to den>another round of luke bitchingjet wake up and change the channel
>>205102604i for one trust duanyay, plant fo sho
burt is now fantasizing about fucking ted's zombie corpse btw just saying
>>205102567I want him to be a fan because a fan sneaking onto season 3 only to get raped by a schizonigga is hilarious
nooooooo binxy is changing the socks, 2 days of aroma buildup wasted
>>205102637Elaborate
>burt talking about monitoring alex again
burt is such a bro lmfao>can we keep alex around so we can keep him around to monitor his progress
>>205102567That’s not a “Charls bit” lmfao it’s been a popular joke since like 2008
binx goblining up in b3
>>205102583an account in an old twitter space with the username ayybee was a woman Also>uses an AI voice>has feminine and women takes>said cole was a rapist
>Burt asking to keep Alex to monitor his sleepingAlright...that's kind of fucking wholesome.
If anyone was wondering what's on the stove this past 2 days-ish. Ian cracked it when trying to make food in the middle of the night. The don doesn't know his own strength.
>>205102620burt wouldn't hurt a fly unless by accident like lennie small crushing rabbits or clocking someone in the face during his momentary spazz outs
>>205102515>>205102524>>205102550>>205102554>>205102570these are all jet “bnwo” neptune
>>205102577Jet is a retard and forgot to grab Luke’s stuff so no surprise he’s coming back
>>205102488If it's as screwed up as I expect, the Hulu clip was a fluke and only good because it was planned months in advance.
>>205102659burt has two cracker twinks now
imagine a binx footjob
Ted is such a faggot
one tit in, one tit out
payton is the only one i consistently lose, WHERE did she go
>>205102569>>205102598i mean actors in the sense that they're pretending they're unaware of fishtank and all the crazy events that are happening between contestants are for the most part staged.
Red alert Smaackheads, new Smaasshole pics just dropped. The usual place, iykyk
>>205102654Use your imagination, it's an oxymoron.
2 days of aroma buildup in binxies socks wastedits over...
>>205102682Alex is almost 40
>>205102567"he's got a flop hat, and tattoos of witches and warlocks and all the bathhouses he visits"
>>205102557You don't get it anon.I can isolate a single voice (I do this if I need to focus on a task, or if I need to keep the voice inside because I'm in public or something) just fine.It is EASIER if I am on my own and unfocused to externalise a train of thought because it is just the more efficient/less brainpower intensive way to think about something. It often ends up a dialogue, with what I'm saying countering what I'm thinking. It is legitimately the thing that got me through debating and mock trials when I was in school, because rehearsing things was easy as fuck when you are both sides of the discussion at once (and not in a strawmanny/steelmanny way, you just run both tracks one outside one inside).I can visualise the apple with eyes open or closed, for what it is worth, and I can compose from mind (I might be a semi tone or so off because no perfect pitch feelsbadman but I don't need a reference tone to compose from conceptually).
>>205102568I have a couple of normie friends that watch the show I keep them as far away from 4chan on the off chance they will recognize the way I type
>>205102689they're so deflated.
>>205102672as expected of a god among mortals
>>205102411He seems incredibly concerned about his physical appearance, most likely to give him self some confidence because he doesn't entirely seem to understand how to be human due to the schizo autist thing.
>>205102693paypay is peepee in loft
>>205102694Life is a stage anon
>>205102677part of the plan. be ready to kneel.
When TTS comes on we need to convince Burt to become a Death Grips fan.
>>205102676TRUST. THE. PLAN.
payton is the only attractive woman there objectively. if you disagree you are gay, or a nigger.
>>205102669I unironically believe Burt is harmless and well-meaning, just a scary pervert. Sort of like the guy from The Green Mile.
>>205102689>sagging with implantsabsolute worst combo
>>205102699that doesn't matter to burt.
>>205102276>white
>>205102693she goes to many toilets
>>205102699also smaack an alexis mommies are preparing him foodhe won in life
>>205102693i found her and shes wearing a skirt now uuuuuuuuuu
Jeet btfo of production rn
>>205102693Payton Update:Payton is in the Jacuzzi room
>>205102467halloween kino
>>205102729#taboo #nolim
>>205102665Letty also called AB she/her on stream it's pretty much out there now
>>205102725yo dude 2011 called, he wants to know wtf you're doing
>>205102682Alex is more of a t'was at his age
>>205102741WHERE
>>205102694This is clearly not true, you just have PTSD from S2.
>>205102665thanks anon it makes much more sense now
>Xavier as the mastermind editory/n?
>>205102702visualise my dick rotating kwab nigger writing a book
>>205102741panty flashes incoming
How did Luke ruin a bit?
>>205102729hes 36 years old and hasn't acted on anything yet. the bpd chicks in this house are unironically more dangerous.
>>205102703An irl friend recognised something I posted on /tg/ a few months ago, brought it to me as "hey man were you talking about THING on the old 4chan the other night? I thought I recognised your writing style." I skitzed the fuck out but told him I haven't been there for years, he seemed to buy it (thank fuck it was over text message, in person I don't think I could have hidden it and would have made some sperg joke about him stalking me and made it weird).
>>205102725Reddit
>>205102709this, burt understands social expectations and plays the role of an aesthetically pleasing human for fully functional purposes, he mainly uses it as vehicle for sexual pleasure but also to convey a physically dominating and confident image
>>205102725he would freak out and put his hands up if he heard any given song
>>205102752For real. Death grips is old as fuck and gay
>>205102725imagine burt karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeMburt got the fever
Sorry guys we're just waking up. We gotta pick up some more galaxy gas and we'll be back to it!
>>205102770i think its skorts
>>205102729Didn’t that guy end up killing someone
>>205102759Stop gaslighting me jet
>>205102723>Fucking up and having them find the clothes, ruining the bit, is part of the planOk.
im not sure whether to be scared or proud of burt's ability to switch from incoherent mumbling alone about rape and white bitches being sick to his purely empathetic behavior with others
>>205102752Different guy but I feel like many Death Grips songs still hold up. I like Beware the most.
Burt scares me
>White Tennis Skirt>Pink Baggy Tee>Black High Top ConverseThis bitch is a dyke? wtf
>>205102564SUCH A LUST FOR TED, WHOOOOOOO
>>205102765y if it's just jan playing an entirely different charactern if it's literally xavier, let the king rest until 3.5
>>205102788lmao classic!
>>205102727that shit with Ben last night was so fucking funnyI can't wait till todays challenge/event
>>205102765Might as well cut the site off early if you bring xavier from bloodgames on
>>205102567Tim and Eric bit, he's just a normie
>>205102725mde fans are so lame this is the gayest post i've seen all season
>>205102786Only white people listen to Death Grips, faggot.
>>205102752>Actually trying to use this neg on 4chan.org
>>205102788It's okay jet we'll get out of your ear!
>>205102765No he has to be a character that wears a mask because he’ll never show his real face
>>205102775this, i'm telling you niggas mizzy is the kind of bitch to stalk her exes because they dared to separate from her controlling narc bullshit eventually
>>205102340sam is staying behind bars this time
>>205102795not a fuck up. its the plan. get your kneepads...
>>205102774wiggers were doing some gay shit with le friggin computer and luke was none the wiser (nice coordination with your plant jet) and luke decided to wake them all up by clashing pans and shit and interrupted the awesome wigger bit
>>205102798>>205102819t.
>>205102818ok....based
this bitch can not make eggs
>>205102779Yeah you put it into words better than I could. I think you just about hit the nail on the head. He's just a 300lb white incel porn obsessed nerd, trapped in a body building black porn stars body.
>jeet doesn't understand the computer was a prop for the show
>>205102837Burt is a pedophile
>I used to have Windows n shitDoes this retarded Pajeet think having Windows is a brag?
the jeet immediately thinking Luke is trying to harm them and calling him mentally derranged because he feels mogged is genuinely insanemore people need to know this is how jeets really think
>>205102837What do you currently listen to?
>alex promising binx he'll leave the house by the 24th to be on a cruise no matter what
>>205102851Everyone is a pedophile
>>205102776Thanks for validating my paranoia anon lmao
>>205102815Yeah I forgot how much Sam, Nick and Charls were inspired by T&E back in the early 2010s.
>>205102847>saaars..... was luke trying to blow up the house?
does anyone have pictures of the "computer"?
>Alex saying he has to leave by the 24thThey can never keep the craziest and most entertaining person for fuck's sake. At least he'll be on for most of it I guess.
tfw payton joins faggots and i have to listen to them
>>205102725leddit
>>205102851what you said, and what i said, can both be trueseriously bro this is the second time you've hit me with this, bedtime NOW
FRESH >>205102859>>205102859>>205102859
>>205102854Dude my head is bleeding from listening to this guy
>>205102854It is for a jeet if the Windows are in their bathroom
>>205102862Shut up faggot and stop trying to push outdate safe-edgy music in /ftl/
>>205102854indians would brag about wiping their own asses if they had hygiene
>they think jet’s announcement voice was a womankek
holy fucking shit people have such shit witness memory, how do people go to court and act like they know the truth and shit.
NEW THREAD LETS GOOOOOO>>205102859>>205102859>>205102859>>205102859
Here's what will happen in the coming hours:>Halloween events, lots of mask wearing and low lit areas>Luke will be brought back in to fuck with Simbal somehow>He isn't eliminated and is immune and the real elimination begins at that point
>>205102872i didn’t even expect him to make it to that honestly. especially if they’re able to vote him off
>>205102854Indians brag about raping their infant sisters bro
>>205102867All good anon it is fucking rough out there, I swear that it doesn't help my whole "there are only about a hundred thousand people in the world" theory when people I have met in different countries through different interests at different ages are all channers (posters or lurkers) yet the post counts are too low to enable this many people.
>>205102872They should kick him now. He’s been told about fishtank after his wife called the cops so Jet had to explain it all to him. He’ll be the one who cracks
>>205102894I'm genuinely interested in what you listen to.
>>205102518Some gay fag says this every season
>>205102854kek
>>205102912god i hope so
>>205102924Jethro Tull.
i exclusively listen to death grips; I connect my lovesense buttplug to spotify and it goes off whenever mc ride says YUH
>>205102840This is true and it's intentional because it's destructive music that's designed to be a honey pot for the people that MC Ride hates, just like Fishtank. Death Grips, if you actually read the lyrics, are saying that if you "enjoy" them you should unironically kill yourself - no cap & zero hyperbole. They are an art experiment that you should be impressed by, not something you appropriate for a lack of personality.
>mom just died>doesnt like her >bought her an audi in collegelol something doesn't add up here
>>205102518Plants:>Luke>IanKnows about Fishtank:>Binx>AlexBurt might be an actor. At least I hope he is for the other fish's safety
WHAT HAPPENED TO LUKE? WHY DID HE WAKE EVERYONE UP? DID HE REALLY GET ELIMINATED? I'M COMPLETELY LOST.
>>205102912god I hope this happens
>>205101695As someone with a 5 1/2-inch penis, I never knew I qualified as having a "BBC", especially since I'm white. Gonna make sure and mention that on all my socials. Thank you, Mr. Neptune!
>>205102971Ian isn't a plant he's just chill as fuck
>>205101417ONE PUMP CHUMP
>>205102971Ian isn't a plant he just smokes plant
>>205102959nice, i like chick corea myself
>>205102967>They are an art experiment that you should be impressed by>muh ironyKill yourself you unbearably stupid nigger.
>people still whining about Lukewow great job wiggers.. great job kicking off the only person who actually did anything
>>205102518Maybe it's actually both. Maybe they're all actors and they're all in on it. At the same time they could all be bad actors (just very typecast and carefully instructed and directed) and narcissists.However the more I think about it, the less likely it seems. They're too genuine, which would mean they're all very talented, which is highly unlikely. With bad actors I feel like we'd have already witnessed numerous instances of obvious overacting and general inconsistencies in their behavior. Then again maybe they're really just typecast well and thus can relax enough between bits, the framing shapes our expectations and we don't pick up on some stuff yet. Maybe this really is the MGS2 of fish tank. But probably not.
>>205102967death grips sucks but you sound like way more of a faggot than the average death grips fan
>>205103191it's because he's a redditor
>>205103159>However the more I think about it, the less likely it seemsI thought so too which is why a small number of them are genuine. It might be unlikely that they're all in on it but a few could be.
>Luke "gone">Alex leaving earlyWhy the FUCK can't we have a perfect season?
8=======D
>>205103450nigger /thread
since luke has been "kicked" , are they still doing an elimination tonight?
>>205102776Why not admit it and be happy. That's pretty cool. If he knows you well enough to recognize your writing style, it seems like something you two should be bro-ing out over.
>>205101601Mizzy & Alex B yap wayyyyy more than burt, you're just mad because he won't give you a good burting
QRD on past 8 hours?