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SHE IS STILL YAPPING WHAT THE FUCK
Just woke up what did i miss from the last 7 hours>inb4 nothing
binx feet
What would luke had picked for a costume?
>>205104895Can someone give me a QRD on the big brother connection? I get Luke was on the show.But I see BB people on Twitter actually engaging with Fishtank like it’s a real show. Are they just getting trolled into watching a hell house show? Or are we getting trolled into watching big brother?Is this just Sam’s ploy to eventually get another network television show? If they don’t allow nigger to be said over TTS I honestly will feel like I wasted all this time for nothing.
>Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxc-avBcHKQ
Consul of Rome edition
why is burt so scared when talking to womenhis voice is trembling
Nigger behavior
Did Alex find out about his wife?Also, did anything else happen in the past 2-3 hours?
>no suit for ianwhat the fuck jet
computer zoom in on binx's wrinkly soles
>>205104895>empty threadWow, viewership is skyrocketing thanks to Neptunian contributions, huh.
Consul attended by his slave
claire
lets all love josie
what is payton wearing on her head?
>>205104959Ave, True to Alexander
mizzy still talking about ptsd in bedroom 2
I'm getting obsessed with Binx, I love her voice, I love her laughter, I love her no bs attitude
>>205104951They saw Luke was on and did some crazier shit than is on BB so they started watching
>>205104960he's schizo. it's not because they're women you retard. he has too many thoughts in his head
>>205104954https://youtu.be/JkR7zClEkAo?si=a-LPWfM0WY2_1Kz9
>not a single 30 year old recognizes the guy that gets posted all over twitter every mass shooting over the last 10 yearsI seriously hope you guys don't believe this
>>205104974ian is dressed as ian
>>205104993disgusting. she actually makes me feel sick
PAYTONS LEGS AROUND MY HEAD
>>205104895how do grown men watch a bunch of retarded fucking zoomers pretend to be weird in a house for attention? it's pathetic that this thread is consistently the most active on this board
>>205104942luke woke everyone up and then eliminated himselfcomputer apppeared but did nothingburt jerkedburt got nakedeveryone has costumesslags gonna slag
>>205104951jet said to use #bb26 and #bb27 as well as #fishtanklive on twitter and once word spread about luke a bunch of ngigas got interested
wtf is up with his face
AVE ALEXANDRUS IMPERATOR PESCATORUM
>>205105011BEAT
>>205104855desu I'm just along for the ride and interested to see how they torment the contestants. Luke or not they've done a good job lulling them into a false sense of security. They were talking about the contract they signed earlier and really don't seem to realize what they agreed to.
>>205105009>i hate when people profit off the pain and suffering of othersThis should be her tagline
FAMOUS HOUSE
>>205105020Normies don't see this or remember it.
>>205105011agreed, so far she's the perfect contestant for the show.She knows how to scheme, is pretty laid back and has her own unique sexy elements that make her fun to follow around the house.
>>205105020The internet is huge. Not everyone is keyed in on this stuff as hard as it is to believe as you are immersed in this sphere
>>205104974Costume? Damn, that's crazy
FOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WINFOOT BROS>WE WIN
>>205105011grossest woman to be on the show behind tayleigh
alex should get sandals from signal
GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON
>>205105011she's into the aids-sick nigger, bro
>>205104973Breakfast, spspspsppspsppspa, Burt got naked on cam, Payton is cute, that's about it.
I went to sleep after the pan incident. What all happened once then?>>205104951I think it’s just funny because they thought he was cancelled when it just made him the most famous. But now they can watch a BB type show with unlimited camera access.
Ian bros how we feeling?
>>205105011same, wish she didn't dye her dark hispanic hair though.
>>2051050728 hour edging session begins now
Why are the fish even dressing up? They're in their 30s.. I stopped dressing up for Halloween when I was 6.
>>205104998please respond
>>205105020Oh it’s you again…
>>205105033there's clearly something very wrong with you.she's an absolute cutie
>>205104993fake ass hoe
>>205105084Burt is a pedophile
>>205105063Alex is Jon coded
>>205105043its the most historical social experiment ever
Binx is a dumb whore i am team payton now
>>205105072
>>205105090>pan incident QRD?
>>205105092feelin crazy man shiit
>>205105020Thats sam hyde who is like 40. Jeremy gold is 26
>>205105092Chill
binx is gonna make me start gooning while im supposed to be working
can someone clip the binx twerk
>>205105097that would explain why you're so grumpy about other people having fun with costumes.
>>205105011so much makeup, its so funny when its caked on geisha style and it build up on all the skin bumps and enhances skin indentation with shadows under the sun. women are fucking retarded
>>205105009Why dis nigga gotta rub peanut butter all over he face.
>>205105108I dont believe it
Why is Mizzy so fucking obsessed over this?????
hag feet
>>205104959WHAT IS BENEATH YOUR FEET?
ft girl changing her top in b2
Bring the Don some ciggys
>>205104998hair clips
>>205105020The only people I know in real life that know Sam Hyde know about him because of me
>>205105020this happened s2, just wait, everyone will realize you're right eventually
I already miss Luke
>>205105097>I was never invited to adult halloween parties sucks for you man, halloween costume parties are fun
>>20510506337 years old.
>>205105092Hungry. Might get some chips
>>205105138that's how black people stay black
>>205105142She's Crashing out
>>205105020I'm like 90% sure binx knows something. She might not know this is specifically sam hyde or fishtank but she's at least semi-aware. She didn't name drop fishtank but she did describe the premise of the show the other day in passing
Alex is cute
mizzy's diabetic thighs
>>205105096very real unfortunately
hell yea, JustEgg ftw!
>>205105106pedophile show
>>205105077>ted is only a reflection of himself in the eyes of others>his real self is never presentneptunian
imagine her bouncing on it in a goblinesque fashion
>>205105043some of the fish are older than me :0
SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGESPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE>SPAANK WORSHIP BINXS FEET CHALLENGE
behold, the biggest PTSD trigger after Nword usage and jeet pushing
>>205105180neptunian
Jet we kneel forever
>>205104960he's focusing all of his brainpower to avoid killing them he can't also focus on the talking
>>205105154he was in the cheese room, niggagone but never forgotten
CHICKEN CURRY
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'LL DO TO YOU IN HERE BRO>THEY'LL SMASH A PUMPKIN>THEY'LL PUSH YOU OUT OF A ROOM>THEY'LL WAKE YOU UP BY BANGING POTS AND PANS>YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
>>205105081>>205105072Its literally nothing. I dont get it, why dont footfags just go to the beach and see 1000x this many feet
>>205105097why even post this?
Alex picked the best costume
>HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205105011Omg I love binx she is so beutiful!!!!
Consider:>Currently homeless>Entire schtick is acting like a child because he's "disabled" and if anyone is annoyed with him or grossed out it's their fault for not helping him>Rancid stench >Constantly in diapers that will get inevitably get misplaced>Temper Tantrums and banging his head on the wallHe would be the ultimate test of normietank's tolerance. He takes advantage of his disabled status to try and force people to play along, which will push normietank's limits because they can't think of themselves as good people if they say or do anything about it. He talks about triggers and mental conditions like they do, he covers his ears and cries when there's loud noises like they do, it's using the worst form of their own sensibilities against them. It's the perfect transition into hellhouse. Get him in the tank.
>>205105186>>205105185it cannot be comfortable or healthy for her knees to sit like that, why is she like this bros?
>>205105173Didn't somebody post a conversation with her friend that said she told her about fishtank but binx didn't really care for it or give a shit?
>>205104951I fear the theme of this season might be le ebin trolling of the audience. Presented as some magnum opus of irony, when they end up just doing the opposite of what we want or expect and give us JUST ENOUGH to keep us around till the end. Just like the contestants.>the real "fool" is you, dear viewer!>ha HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAHopefully not. I feel like same is beyond that point, but who knows.
>>205105173nigga she knows what this show is and what is its audience. she sucks
>>205105097>I stopped dressing up for Halloween when I was 6kek
>>205105106Stop lying you sack of shit
>>205105185Straight flustered anon
>>205105225lmao
>>205105209Peter is such a bitch he wouldn't last a second on Famous House
>>205105194The kitchen lmao
>>205105108Wait luke is gone? He got fucking canned after the pan banging?
do americans really say>add more celsiusrather than "turn the temperature up"?also don't you fuckers use fahrenheit?
>>205105229the only way to show ass and feet at the same time duh
Binx feet got me Burtin and Splurtin
>>205105209Okay, so what’s your issue?
>>205105106is he really? i had a feeling
>>205105108FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GODDAMMMIT HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR US.
>>205105149they look awful big to be hair clips. they almost look like slim headphones or something
reminder binx is into shota and adult baby diapers>>>/wsg/5721497
Where the fuck is Ian?
Serious lack of negresses this season man is Smaacks quadroon ass the best they could get
>>205105227Burt would try to smash for the age regression
>tfw alexis dresses like such a whore it's no longer exciting to see her underwear
>luke eliminatedthe beginning of the end
Is Luke gone???
FOOTSLUT KINOI REPEAT FOOTSLUT KINO
>>205105267dreamland
>>205105234people say this every season stop being a retard
>>205105252no they're trolling you, he's in the bar bathroom
>>205105233Yes. Add-on the fact that she's a 32 y/o twitch streamer e-girl and it's pretty unlikely she doesn't know who sam hyde, or at least recognize him
Gross.t. foot fag
>>205105257WHA'TS MY ISSUE? WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING ISSUE?!
>>205105090This isn’t a BB type show. We say nigger here. Or is that getting removed?
>>205105227OH MY KIWI FARM IS THAT A HECKIN LOLCOW THEY SHOULD BE ON FISHTANK OMGGGG GUY FROM THE COMPUTER
>>205105267bathroom
>>205105267Den cam
how are they gonna bring luke back?
>>205105214context makes it different, you're the type of guy that thought megan fox was the hottest woman ever. die
>>205105180kino
Mizzy wants to fuck Luke, this is the only explanation. She is melting down over missing her chance. Even Alexis is becoming "just shut up".
>>205105142Manufactured outrage, women like her just want to be mad at something because they are addicted to bitching and gossiping and to get attention.
mizzy and binx are so much prettier without clown makeup
>>205105020You have to understand these people have been distracted with other shit: niggerball, celebrity gossip, movies, their shit lives, etc. Hell Alexis can talk your ear off about being a nurse and working in a prison. Mizzy is an oversocialized bartender that lives just to gossip all day. It’s very easy to go your entire life and not know who Sam is. As for me, I intentionally ignore shit that sounds gay, for example, “Hawk Tuah”. I have no idea what that’s about and don’t want to know because it’s probably retarded. Don’t forget about algorithms too. If these people are more concerned with Chinese consumer junk and other normie shit, the algorithm will keep them there.
>bring chesswill we gets "not a good chess player" kino again?
lmao mizzy speculating luke left because he's getting the fucking CAR as a consolation prise>>205105252"canned"
>>205105257WHATSMYFUCKINGISSUE??
>ted having the nerve to say no homo right now
LegbrosWe eatin good today
>>205105136>Binxs' leg blocking smaack upskirt This stupid fucking bitch
>>205105316she is literally turning herself in to goblina lmao
>>205105253yes. its in the constitution
>>205105237#taboo #nolim The more fucked up, the better.
>>205105097Adults celebrate Halloween for sexoooo
>>205105316What the fuck is that stupid bitch wearing on her ears
>>205105306as a ghost?
>>205105265kek
>>205105306Either shark or freeloader
>>205105335smack is in shorts
>>205105305Ah yeah there he is, hard to keep up with that rascal
burtbros, would it really be that surprising to learn that the faggot pornographer that you like watching masturbate so much is a pedo?
goblinbros we won
>>205105343women are so retarded
>>205105337yes to both? if so why do you say add more celsius?
>>205105122Jet told Luke to wake everyone up or something. So he banged pans and woke everyone up. Then jet was like uhh oops and pretended he didn’t say anything. So Luke said it was a joke and everyone was pissed.
>>205105316Red and black nails are gross.
WHERE PAYTON
>>205105209I'm starting to understand where he was coming from after seeing CK's behavior the past few weeks.
>>205105265Sam/Neptune bros be winning
where's chris lynch
Yo the cop costume on the B3 bed is the exact one I wore this year!
>>205105336And that's a good thing
>costumes? damn das crazy
Sleep and a cigarette. The W's go in the bag.
>>205105313she's a slut for bad boys
>>205105352Hi skull hyde/channing
>>205105359to think Jet almost ruined this
>>205105214Because that’s how you get “exposed” for being a pedophile. How are you supposed to defend yourself when people accuse you of looking at children? Plus beaches are full of non whites.
WHY THE FUCK IS MIZZY ALWAYS WHISPERING AND SCHEMING
>>205105365in the den stting on the floor at the table writing something
>>205105355the whole house is gonna be covered in green paint lmao
what's Ian dressing up as?
>>205105323Binx follows Ice Poseidon and is deeply immersed in Twitch culture, she would absolutely have exposure to Sam Hyde
>>205105352Burt’s Bators don’t give a FUCK. BNWO #telegram #raceplay #taboo
>>205105287This season it’s a much more reasonable accusation. They already have a warning on TTS to stay “on narrative”. What the fuck is that going to mean?
holy shit mizzy is so dumb
>>205105173she was talking about a spanish show that is doing the same thing
>>205105359We eating good
>bolthouse farmsbinx is based
>>205105394mexican joker
>>205105379really? lmao
>Are you doing Lizard Queen?This nigga is RETARDED
>>205105394a real ass nigga
>>205105378which girl fish is a slut for polite boys
>>205105394............. *tsk* shit, iunno man.......
>>205105343just a woman in her 30s wearing some quirky silly earrings :P
>>205105352>is a pedo?We've known that day 1 you idiot
>>205105393that's nothing compared to the smell
I've never hated anyone that I didn't personally know more than I hate ted and mizzy
90% of the shopping list is liquids and spices
>>205105253There’s a drink called Celsius.
>>205105379
Bolthouse farms cashew milk is ok but Califia cashew milk is far superior
>>205105349Still might get potential cameltoe but that whore has to fucking ruin it.
>>205105368ian is right there
>>205105352bro noone actually cares for burt he could be a serial rapist for all i care, he's content
>>205104954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7rAnaKId3E
>>205105011Yeah, she's she's really cool, telling Ted he was gay for crying lmao
>>205105265ABDL is BASED!
>>205105390its the character she is being paid to play retard
Mizzy is the dumbest fish to date
>>205105394neon icon
>>205105352if you’re going to post it over and over again every thread at least include some evidence or shut the fuck up already
THE BULLAND THE COW
jet, you might be the descendant of balkan war criminals, but thank you for letting us see feet
>>205105418smaack
>>205105265BABY ANON WANT MILKIES
Luke gone and the vibe has changed, it's just gay now
>>205105352I wouldn't care, Burt isn't content in the same way that Dave was content.
>>205105401>>205105390why are you listening to her still?>>205105427they expect regular food, this is just special stuff
>>205105323i did the same thing with "hawk tuah" and this guy i work with showed me on his phone a couple weeks ago, its more retarded than you think
>>205105400The message tells you what it means, you have to pretend to be the computer if you want your TTS to go through. at least early on
>>205105361celsius is an energy drink here
>>205105398Binx is also a woman and can easily forget. Don’t forget she’s a 32 year old that cosplays as a 20 year old (aka retarded).
>>205105265Burtesque. Burtean
>>205105423seems like theres a lot of people super offended at the mere idea of it
>>205105313this is correct and i hope computer grills her on that whenever they decide to turn it on.
>>205105451The evidence is out there but I can't post it here for obvious reasons.
starting a quick burt sesh for binx
Is Burt's physique actually impressive to normies?
>>205105338It's called being a degen pornstar. You have no proof he's a pedo.
This is boring. When do they start chanting fuck idubbbz?
>yfw the production gets Ian a godfather costume
>>205105394He's wearing a Jet costume
Lil Burts run this house
>>205105462where did he go?
>>205105455do you think its jet who's controlling the zoom in cameras? is he really so based to zoom in on the girls ass and feet?
>let's go smoke broreal recognizes real
>>205105265>casually talking about her age regressionunbelievably grim
Mizzy needs Hellhouse treatment.
>>205105422millennials invented cringe
>>205105400>What the fuck is that going to mean?What do you think it means anon? They've been convinced it's a sentient AI computer that will be speaking to them inside of a house that is supposed to be the set for a hulu reality show, do you think CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX J J J J J J J J J J J J J x1000 fits that narrative?
Is it normal for the stream to stutter every 5 seconds?
>>205105483so you have no evidence. at least hint to where to find it
>>205105398>follows Ice Poseidonhungry games status?
>jeet malds every time Luke is brought uplmao
>>205105479no just sick of people spamming that he is cuz its not funny
>>205105400>"stop being a retard">doesn't stop being a retardwhat more can I do but offer a friendly warning? good luck with that
>>205105507it's a reference to something sam said to her earlier
>>205105518yessir
can Wifi stop saying 'girl' when talking to the women fucking hell
>>205105468So what do I say?“Beep boop you’re a nigger”? What does acting like a computer mean
>>205105063Alex in for the dive
>>205105491>eyyy iss getting lit in ere
>>205105513Yes
>>205105452HEARD TALES OF YOU WALKING THE MOJAVE, GIVING THE TWO HEADED BEAR STREGNTH, GIVING HOLLOW MEN, LIKE CROCKER, LIKE KIMBALL, HALF THE LIFE HANLON HAD
>this is all the plan man they're forcing us to smoke brosimbal isn't as dumb as he looks
>>205105479Yeah because they are idiots, but it's amusing how the "this evil guy is actually le wholesomerino chungus 100% heart of gold guy capable of no evil" works every time, really adds to the whole thing
>>205105472What a weak argument. Being a cosplayer and being a female is the reason she doesn't know of an eceleb? That's really the argument you're going with?
>>205105540his torment can not come soon enough
theres 2 skellies now?!
I miss LukeI am not watching this shit anymore
>>205105553Well then go ahead and give sam and jet your money buddy!
>>205105483God stfu moral fag post proof or stfu
>>205105519It's messed up stuff I might delete it it could be illegal.
why is burt constantly watching himself in the mirror
>>205105234I thought about this on day one too>Tell audience it's going to seem like a real reality tv show to fuck with fish>in the end it just ends up being a typical reality show for real
>ted is a prisonerkek
oh so payton is making a grocery list
WHERE IS LUKE?
>>205105567how come your mom lets you have two skellies??
>>205105572I have a feeling they "eliminated" him to draw attention away from the actual elimination. I don't think they actually want to get rid of anyone yet.
>>205105592truly neptunian
what did they tell everyone about why luke isn't there any more? wtf happened? >>205105588his reflection talks to him.
>>205105513>"The computer called me the n-word!">"Sorry about that, we're still working on calibrating it. Vance, go to the control terminal and set ISO 400 fstop 3.5"
>>205105343crocs because the skateboards weren't quirky enough
>>205105423what how?
>>205105560thats the usual subversion thats present in movies where every sensible real life correlation is flipped on its head
>>205105567There are like 5 different ones you can get.
>>205105600kicked off for raping smaack until she double peace sign ahegao'd
So lifting 20lbs on camera will destroy Ian’s disability but he can smoke?
>>205105595D BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
Ian's risen out of his slumber, cig in hand, and once again with the living. It will be time for a feeding soon before he goes back into hibernation.
an offer he will redeem
>>205105540>>205105564You autistic retards will get bent out of shape about anything huh
>>205105588his reflection is the only genuine thing in this contrived world
>>205105577Obviously I'd get banned if I posted it. It's graphic stuff
>>205104991The only princess of /ftl/
>>205105451why so pressed lmao im nta, just asking if youd really be surprissed. im gonna guess you wouldnt
>>205105559he's been right about all his suspicions he's just a touchy whiny rapey retard who puts his feet on everything so nobody gives a shit
>>205105513Do you realize that if you pretend to be a HULU reality show long enough you become just as boring as a HULU reality show, right?Yes a “broken AI” will say nigger nigger circumflex. That’s actually exactly what it would do
>>205105595missed opportunity to have burt dressed as a prison warden
>>205105595It's fitting, given where he sleeps and who he sleeps with.
>>205105498i hope someone sends her this when she gets out
>>205105509She's gone as soon as they reveal.
bros...thats her actual underwear?
>>205105588Paranoid schizophrenia + tren
>>205105588you should have seen big mak doing it
hope my paytonbros are watching bottom right of b2 cam
>>205105227literally no one knows who the the fuck this is. why can't you autistic kiwi troons understand most people don't care about stalking retards all day
CEASAR WONT OPENLY ADMIT THIS, BUT HE KNOWS HIS WIFE IS A FAT COW
>>205105629Describe it
>>205105092Drinking coffee and then gonna nap after
>>205105595Changi Prison looking POW mf
Now you come and say "Don Ian, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to say "Please Saar."
>>205105614tay.ai is in control of famous house
>>205105626who gave them cigs ?
>>205105643No its a costume.
>>205105595will ted drop the soap?>>205105626kek>>205105643imagine rimming her wrinkly 30 year old ass
>You should get a bed bro>It's OK King
feet tank
>>205105486>i-it’s just kink shit bro! you don’t know about gay communities bro!
>>205105520When Ian said that Luke is probably somehow still in the house, Jeet rapidly glanced around and was like "r-really?"
>>205105398Well, I know who Sam Hyde is, but have never heard of Ice Poseidon.
>>205104895payton upskirt. wish she wore a thong.
>>205105621he has boneitis. a weakness of the bones. nicotine actually helps his condition.
>>205105020At this point I think Sam has a mostly younger fanbase, and it's def due to Idubbbz.
NO WAYThe 19 year old girl is a leftist?????I hope Sam Hyde will be based and tell her how cringe she is and drop redpills all over the famous house!
>>205105559SOMEONE HOOK ME UP WITH SOME FLAME, IM HAVIN A NIK FIT
>>205105616I don't know exactly what is it, but there's something in the air, im sure of it
payton upskirt when she got up to leave b2
>>205105546Jet's first message as computer just makes it sound like an advanced Siri type assistant, telling the weather and asking how they areI assume it's meant to be an AI that learns as it watches and listens, so we'll be able to troll them by asking about things like "why do humans talk to themselves and pose in the mirror like The Burt? Is that behavior to be expected?""I thought humans believed thievery was immoral, why did Ron steal so much candy?"Shit like that, I guessAnd then once it's revealed to be the audience it'll be normal fishtank tts spam
>>205105657kino
These people will not survive second of actual Fishtank and they WOULD sue so this might be just knock off BB clone for real. This might be simply money venue for Sam.
does burt have every fetish known to man?
You know what they could do. Dress Luke up in a costume with a fully covered head mask. Say that he is the host of the "Costume Contes" but they are using a stand-in and the host will be dubbed in post and have Sam feed lines over the intercom. Then at the end, Luke takes the mask off and scares them.
>DADDY BURRRTTT SEXYYYY>you have a foot fetish? thats cool. no discrimination here.lmao
holy shit I just realized smaack is wearing crocs earings
>>205105650>fitting for the Bull to have his cow, after all
Feetbros eating today. I kneel, Jet.
I'm not very good at picking up on social cues, but it has been extremely illuminating to see how people interact with you when you are an absolute chad like Luke.Mizzy brain is malfunctioning because of the THOUGHT of chad dick.
>>205105671no proof = shut the fuck up
cumming bucketloads inside mizzy until her rancid ovaries are forced to produce an offspring
>>205105652There's a child bent over in the corner of a grotty room and Burt is pissing on it. It's fucking disgusting.
>>205105690please don't deny me this, gooners. i ask of you but one thing
>>205105695sue over what, exactly?
>>205105106This is true, he raped a girl named Marky Thompson in 2014
Can I get a qrd on the reactions they had to luke no longer being there?Also has payton told anyone about her experience last night?
the goblin is starting to take over binx
>>205105643will she be dressing up as taylor?
>>205105719Is Mizzy the one who says "I've had three pregnancies ?
I feel like Ian might actually just quit eventually
>>205105695>might be just knock off BB clone for real.you really think sam can keep this act up when he is already blowing smoke in people's faces?
sex with paypay
>>205105451the evidence is that he's a degenerate schizo faggot
>>205105690she’s wearing shorts underneath
binx feet on den PTZ godDAMN
>>205105718See>>205105722
did anyone catch alex saluting for ben in the kitchen
>>205105736Luke's gone? Damn, that's crazy
Binxtards will try to spin her calling burt sexy as some sort of 4d chess move
Sex with Payton must be such a bliss
>>205105684they all are very sensitive liberals, thats why it will be extra funny when sam hyde shit/TTS starts happening.
Daddy Burt likey.
>>205105746no thats the fat blonde
do they really think they are going to get all this stuff on the grocery list? ben is going to bring them dry ramen
binx i will help you paint your inner thighs
>>205105695They cant make any money without the tts and sfx blasting
>>205105750where is she?
having a sit down with ian gives you an automatic buff
Close your ears to this snake, Don Ian. Do not let him deceive you
CONFESSIONAL TIME !!
>>205105778I call her butthole area!
>>205105775It's only a matter of time before the rape
Dudes who want Binx have never fucked a girl like Binx. Scratchy stubble pussy that smells like armpit, a room that looks like a Journeys/Pac-Sun blew up inside it with dirty tampons everywhere and liquor fueled meltdowns with nigger music blasting on a JBL speaker. Also probably bad at head.
>>205105782B2
>>205105745fucking kek
>>205105772she's actually very unloving and incapable of compassion, so she would jerk you off in a very clinical and cold way like a nurse (HOT|!!=)
Where is LUKE
>>205105679I don't know, Idubbz was popular in the mid 2010s. Many of his older (former) fans probably learned about Sam as well
>its like your back home, literally!
gay nigger feet cucking
>>205105774>>205105775Ted basically just signaled to Burt that he is prison gay
IAN LOREIans mom told him about the casting website
hey guys jet hereany ideas for the next challenge?
>>205105695I was just thinking about this. We might have probably one real week of fishtank if we're lucky
>you can make a request to production to bring a guitar so you can show some personalityTHE DON SHREDS AT NIGHTFALLMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>205105789What could Cybil possibly make him do besides eat another bag of chips
is bedroom 1 the most nontent room of all time? its worse than mauros room in s1fucking NOTHING happens herethe only thing so far is luke pushing the jeet back in there
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY FAGGOT
>>205105294disgustingly wrinkly for 32
>>205105817CHOMP
>>205105812finito
>>205105449JODY HIGH ROLLER>STILL RIFF RAFFING NO STRESS, STILL ROLLING WITH THE LUKEWAFFEN SS
>>205105722Wtf. How did you find such a thing? How can u be sure it's burt?
>>205105761Link it or it didn't happen
>>205105789His got an offer Don Ian must redeem
>>205104895I haven't watched a single minute of this season. How does it compare to S1 and S2?
Does mizzy have any friends irl? She's so desperate
TONIGHT SOMEBODYS GONNA HAVE TO PUT OUT MY FIRE
>>205105803>STUBBLE PUSSYso fucking true
>>205105630prettier than paytonsexier body than binxnicer boobies than alexissmarter than lettyfunnier than betty
>>205105844Noooo :( where is IAN
bINX?
>>205105817change the pictrure's name to "fag"
>>205105855yeah
>>205105855no she's a fat bartender
burt can not say a fucking line to say his life. he needs time alone to rehearse normal conversations, this is too much for him.
>>205105283As a foot consumer, this is the perfect shot, bravo
ZOOWEEMAMAZOOWEEMAMAZOOWEEMAMAZOOWEEMAMAZOOWEEMAMA
>the line reading againi love these
>>205105851so far it's probably the best season but idk if it can penetrate my thick layer of s1 nostalgia
>>205105717this show is all of the pills. big ol concoction. everything you read on this site is bathed in a layer of truth under 500 layers of irony and everyone tries to deny it but watch this for a few days. every single part of the social hierarchy has been on display in clear unedited view.
>>205105855guarantee she has a roster of male friends she teases and flirts with to keep them loyal, other women can sniff her bullshit from a mile away
>>205105394 Ian
>>205105803did you accidentally type the wrong name? have you seen her twitch channel?
binx is talking about a woman smoking with a prolapsed anussource?
>>205105670More like fat tank
>>205105803I have never fucked a girl period
>that binx porn storyholy she is DAMAGED
>>205105803this post just gave me a ptsd flashback
>>205105851its like s1 but with normies and its unclear how effective hellhouse will be, they might just leave
>>205105890Gay Ben is seriously too good dude.
any ppv fags have all the streams gone down
Somebody has to move that mirror slightly to the right
>>205105886when he was in a comfortable conversation with smack yesterday I was surprised he nearly stopped stuttering and had emotion in his voice
>WE'RE NOT ON HULU? YOUR NAME ISN'T ANDREW????? AHHHHHH
>>205105890Another reason why they need to never reveal the truth. Just keep ramping it up but never tell them it's Fishtank.
CYBORG BURT LMAOOOO
>>205105823Rape cage with BurtOil up Burt and the other contestants have to survive 10 minutes in the cage with him without getting raped
Who's going to have the most interesting post-tank arc?
>>205105851Too early to tell, definitely has had more "happenings" than S1, and S1 was my favorite. I stopped watching S2 around two weeks in so I don't it'll get that unwatchable.
>>205105323First half of this was fine, later half shows that you're a faggot. Duality.
binx is /ourgirl/ unfortunately
IMBURT
>>205105846Oh its him alright. Some anon on endchan posted it.>>205105848And get banned or worse? Do youre own research.
im genuinely not interested in watching now lukes gone desu
>>205105907What'd she say?
>>205105832watching the jeet get forced in there, stand there and twiddle his thumbs was a significant event
ted had seen some shit on the net
NEED THIS GOBLIN BAAAAAAD
ian said his mom told him to make a profile on backstage and that’s how he got on the show
>>205105848I’m starting to think this nigger who keeps running defense for Burt is fishing for PROOF if you know what I mean
>>205105917f5 dumdum
>>205105803Stubble pussy is the worst. Love rashes along my shaft
>>205105907you have never seen pain olympics? it was a classic and got popular around the same time as 2 girls 1 cup
>>205105865All solid points. I linger.
>>205105926Alex and not even close
>>205105908Was her name Lily and did she do only fans? Might be Eskimo bros
twerk
will they bring up Minx and her age regression/ABDL fetish?
>>205105936AS IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE OR YOU WOULD EVEN LEAVE IF YOU COULD HAHAHAHAHASUCK JET'S COCK PAYPIGGY! GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
>>205105736what did payton do last night
>>205105921I fear for production more than any of the fish at this point. They're too consolidated, they'll see themselves as survivors in a horror movie.
>>205105626>i gave him a gift card he could not redeem
>>205105947>ian's mom takes initiative for himiktf
>>205105939when she was still a child she was looking up porn videos and saw a woman smoking a cig out of her prolapsed anus
>>205105803She doesn't drink alcohol or listen to nigger music
>>205105811based dyke sex. pure fwb
>>205105944hahahaha wtf is ted doing
Binxsimps are the tayjeets of the season
>>205105936the games haven't even begun yet. you know you're gonna keep watchin lol
>>205105947Backstage? Mam, that's craaazy
>>205105865betty was never funny on purpose
burt is way better at improv than he is at reading lines
>>205105803Those girls are fun, though.
>>205105971Have a panic attack in the penthouse
>>205105462Luke did absolutely nothing but tweak out, sleep & eat chips before getting eliminated, vibe will be fine
>>205105985he's disgusted by the scent of vagina and he got a whiff of Binx's hole.
>>205105936real
>>205105962nope but that just shows how universal of an experience it is
>>205105982Yeah she just calls them hot, and stares at them while licking her lips
>>205105986yeah taylor was pretty annoying
>>205105972Anon these people are so stupid and duplicitous, they'll gladly fuck each other over.
>>205105865>sexier body than binxweak bait.
>>205105899You're just simply not getting pussy, anon.
Do we miss him?
what will ian dress up as?
nailed it
>>205106019i happen to have eyes
Burt is a nice guy who means well but is cursed with mental illness
>>205105989i dont really care, might tune back in if ian makes it to the top 4 but until then its just gonna be gay gossip 24/7
>>205105907>>205105980How fucking newfag are you? I saw tubgirl two girls one cup, one man one glass, one man one hammer when I was a kid. It used to be a rite of passage.
I really hope we get another jezza-like figure this season
>>205105936same, especially because it seems like he was always planning on leaving on the 31st. so they really didn't have much for him to do in his time here. so that doesn't bode well for what they have planned for the rest of the season.
>MY CLOSEST FRIEND BY FAR IS TEDdamn thats wholesome
Will he snap and try to kill Jet?
>>205106024a chill ass homie
>>205106021youre a faggot
Showing Payton what it means to be a woman
>>205105932You cant get in trouble for linkning a man pissing on a doll from the show. f your saying it was on actual child and you found that well I don't believe since u have no proof.
>>205106023A lot.
>>205106021Did Claire make this meme?
burt is FUCKING THRISTY for tedussy
>>205106037>one man one hammeryou mean icepick?
>my closest friend in the house is Ted
>>205105803>Nigger music>Post an album from a band with one of the whitest fanbases on earthalright buddy
>>205106021>josie>not pocahontaswhat?
>>205106037and you are fucking damagedtake a look where you are right now
>>205105985he's pathologically addicted to lying on the floor next to women
push up bras make the boobies look really weird and i dont like it
>>205106033#nolim #taboo Daddy Burt has absolutely ZERO hang-ups. Age isn’t a concern and the best sex is that which society frowns upon
>>205105626>keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
>>205106023i didn't realize how vital he was to holding down the fort until he was gone. fucking legend, i hope they bring him back after simbal the fucking retard leaves.
>>205106050holy fucking shiti'd have roped long before reaching this stage
>>205106021a real /tv/ manchild made this i can tell kek
>>205106024production needs to give him a mafia boss suit and a cigar
Pajeet just said he shit his pants, anyone clip that?
>>205106037yeah you sound very well adjusted anon
>>205106021truuuuuuuuu
>>205105936and yet, here you are, kneeling.
>>205106043>he has my initials tattooed on his chestkek
I'm gonna fucking CUM
>>205105960>>205105865>>205105630>>205104991
>>205105963>underwear outside clothes She's such a sillygoose
>>205105936It was entertaining to watch the dynamic of all the beat hos simping for the 1 gigachad in the house
>>205106033fr, he deals with hell every day and not only doesnt crack but acts pretty normal and treats people with empathy
>>205106021come on man
>>205105986TRVKE
>>205106064its coming, ted is going to receive the mbc (medium black cock), its just a matter of time, will he handle it well or will he be unable to take it?
im sick of this Luke slander. fuck all these faggots.
>>205106050this is just a typical josiecel or lettyknight.
>>205106055Dude its not a doll, its not from the show and it really is real. To be honest I wish I hadn't have seen it.
did Burt just say he wanted to strangle alex?
Luke, the perfect all-american guy
>>205106087>>>/wsg/5721379
>>205105982Oh look another simp assuming reality through the controlled optics of an e-whore's stream. Do you enjoy getting catfished?
i love how much burt genuinely wants to help alex.
>>205105855She has LA friends. People to eat, shop & party with, but not form any actual meaningful bonds. She's probably had more "real" convos with the fish than she's ever had with anyone she's met in LA
>>205106050how will he cope when this is over and binx's chat is full of new paypigs?
>>205106063I might be thinking of one man one screwdriver the one where the Russian/ Eastern Euro homeless guy gets a screwdriver repeatedly smashed into his eyeball.>>205106070It's 4chan this place is tame as fuck compared to other places out there, it's basically reddit at this point with how heavy the moderation is and how pussy the userbase is now.
Jannies never deleted Burts dick in the OP in the other thread kek
Anyone else no longer a Burtboy after seeing his tiny pecker?
>>205106021Pathetic
3 DAYS BEFORE THE RAPE
>>205106122boring larp
>>205106021Need to add CK, Payton and Ella
>>205105986they said this about clairebears and it wasn't true
>>205106095>>205105936the ppv tab is closed and vic2 is open
>>205106021awesome good use of your time
>>205106050
>>205106125that he did want to when he was loud and annoying. now he is having fun drugging him
>>205105491 >*manifesting it into reality*
they should have pornstars as contestants, not because of coomer reasons but because they are generally really stupid and will believe any gaslight that is done
is xe going to be the first freeloader?
>>205105963>right click>save video as>right click>save image aslooks like i've got a lot on my plate today
>>205106139they did, i even received a warning, though it was a warning i was willing to take.
>>205106138>I might be thinking of one man one screwdriver the one where the Russian/ Eastern Euro homeless guy gets a screwdriver repeatedly smashed into his eyeball.oh okay, i remember something like thatthe icepick video was luka magnotta slashing up a chinese guy in bed
>>205106109smacks punching air she didnt think of that first
>>205106139>getting paid by Sam to clean up nigger dick (unironically)
>>205106082Not just any /tv/ manchild, anon...
>>205106064>got bitched in the tankLmao, poor white boy
>>205106091I saw my first beheading video at age 12, one of those American hostages back during the Iraq war the one where the guy's vocal cords start screeching as they're chopping into his neck.
>>205106137he's a mod (lmao) he'll protect her
>alex confessionalkino time
attention subjects, your emperor is in confessional, TUNE IN
>>205106145He pissed on a child and youre defending him. Fuckin sicko.
>>205106151official clairebearcord also endorsed payton
PEERFEEEEEEECT~ THANK YOU SO MUUUUCH~i love ben
>>205106167>they should have pornstars as contestantsBurt?
Burt’s Bators have #nolimits
I think it would be wise for Ben to stop pretending to be gay when he's around Burt.
>>205105936that's how I felt last season when Summer left
>>205106134its crazy how quickly my opinion on him constantly shifts between being an insane mentally ill sex pest and being a super wholesome guy
>>205105366I never doubted Brian, he did nothing wrong.
>>205105491YEEEESSS
How do I get I a high IQ bodybuilder friend who is adamant about helping me with my diet and exercise routines without getting raped by him?
Is this neptunian? I feel like I've gotten no neptunian shots yet this season.
family
alex giving his own insert lines for ben is top knotch,
ben's gay director character is fucking great
Alex trained balet for 14 years
>ywn experience smaack clussy
>>205106192nick bergthat shit was fucked
15 minute cutscene incoming
>Rub my long thick firehouseDID ANYONE ELSE SEE BURT SAY THAT
>>205106206He'll go for the cast before production.
>>205106021This is so fucking inaccurate lmao you're triggering me and i might just make a correct version
>>205106203many people are saying this
no directions, alex just starts yapping
can someone give my a short update? woke up and Luke is gone and fish think hes eliminated. all im seeing is Luke woke people up with a pan, Burt was naked, and thats pretty much it.
alex is channeling straight up wotan right now
>>205106243yes my queen
reflexively took 2 screenies of the crotch shot on den ptz before it zoomed out and showed it was sneed
>>205106247the butt of a 13 year old boy
>>205106243beat
>>205106175Nah, Brandon might show up. I'm waiting it out for him. He gives fatty and frank a run for their money. Just his presence annoys people, He will be unleashed.
LMAOO
>>205106217season 2 spoiled us
>>205106261>and thats pretty much it.
THISISFAMOUS HOUSE
>>205106175>no peepeexhe is dead too me
>that was great alex
!
no luke no watch
>>205106235"Age doesn't matter as long as its a good fuck" - Burt, Pedophile
THHHHIIIIISSSSS IIIIIISSSSS FAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOUUUUSSSSSSSSSS HHHHOUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEE
Ben saying "yes yes yes" in a gay accent is fantastic
>THIS>IS>FAMOUS HOUUUSE
KINO
>alex mixing up his romans and greeks130 iq btw
they should use this exact alex monologue as an episode recap at the beginning of the episode following luke's eliminationhonestly they should just make alex do recaps of every day to be used as dbz style-recaps
>>205106226i know she is a libshit and everything i despise in life but she has done nothing to piss me off in the house after the first night. kinda sad the other whores want her gone
>THIS IS FAMOUS HOUSEAlex is #1 easy
>>205106299i'm in awe at how good he is at it
caesar will be betrayed by brutus tonight.
>>205106281alright thought so ty
>>205106226
>>205106217You're not looking hard enough
Alex really dressed as a Roman while reciting quotes from a Greek warrior, i love this retard
>>205106014>shifts goal post>>205106133I get that info from watching her on fishtank. You got btfo. Stop projecting your ex gf.
Ian should get dressed as a couch
thank you den ptz for moving from binx's legs to a blank door with nothing happening
>>205106261He was a plant bro. not even a real contestant.
JET IT HAS BEEN 1 HOUR, I WARNED YOU THE POLICE WOULD BE CALLED IF YOU DIDNT FIX MIZZY WHISPERING, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ABOUT IT AND WHO IS STILL WHISPERING?
>You look cu- that was good...i love ben
I don't know how or why green goblin women have slowly invaded my coomer brain but they have over the last 2 years and Binx is fucking driving me wild.
>>205106272then you can call me Burt
>Official Alex reincarnation listCobra Kai villain Roman Emperor/Spartan King
>>205106021Hagley = Gem
>you look cu- that was goodben is in character so deep he doenst know which way is up
>>205106287holy shit
TALOSTHEAUTOMATON
>you look cu->that looked goodben is the best
best fish of all time
>>205106304they should replace jeets speech with this
AVETRUE TO CAESAR
I slept for 3 hours what'd I miss
alex and fatty would be unstoppable
>>205106217fish too social, house uglier, less smoking and drinking, bad cam angles
Alex is an endless kino machine
>>205106317it's all greco-roman milieu, let him have his fun
>>205106307He's jimmy but without the liability
>>205106325ben is getting to into character.
>>205106220It's perfect right?
AVE ALEX! AVE FAMOUS HOUSE!
ben almost called alex cute but cut himself off. he is way too good at this
why is luke gone?
>>205105657>>205106218But you dont ask with respect. You don't offer me friendtank..You dont even think to call me "Tankfather." Instead, you come to me... On the day my Hulu reality show is to be greenlit... And you ask to rummage through my luggage for candy? Famous House... What have i ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
ian costume
alexis talking to herself saying "you're beautiful girl" in b2it was kind of cute actually
>>205106317who cares man it's all make believe
HAIL TALOS
>>205106217there have been a few good neptunian shots
>>205106317>>205106354he keeps it 300 like the romans
WHAT DO THESE TWO EVEN DO?????
>>205106266>GAY HOUSE
Burt's gonna make Alex his little caesar
>>205106366lol please this
Anyone listen to NATURAL BORN THEORISTS by Shed Theory yet?
>>205106341TRVE ROMAN KINO FOR TRVE ROMANS
>>205106289this season is about watching clueless loser homosexual liberals be gaslit as long as possible their dreams of becoming famous are coming. relax and enjoy
>>205106312burtus*
I would spit on like 96% ftl viewers/posters if I met you irl
>>205106347Burt was full frontal nude in tn the vanity cam, I jerked my tiny yt cock to it.
>>205106340this role is coming a bit too natural. im on to you gay ben. maybe soon in more ways than one....
60 dollars camera stuck here for minutes.
I'm still mad at TJ for cheating on Taylor
it kills me every time alex stands up and it completely out of frame kek
>>205104993Erotic, she actually makes me hard.
Are they still doing an elimination now that Luke is eliminated?
>Luke on the mind
>>205106360What if the wigger version of Ben was the character and this is the real him?
I hope something happens at a decent time tonight. I don't have it in me to sit on front of my computer all day waiting for something to happen again.
confessions already reminds me of how full these people are of themselves, theres no way they know about fishtank.
>>205106303you don't need a high iq to memorize history
>>205106361im likeyoooooget out the famous house
>>205106217luke provided one of the most neptunian shots of the season so far
>>205106398get out ear man
>>205106133>Trusting women>Assuming a tinder slut was my 'ex'NGMI
i love Alex
>>205106393Your fetish is not my fantasy bro
fucking freak burt die
3 SKELLIES NOW!?!
>>205104895ALEX IS A CONSUL OF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!
>>205106379why is this a big deal?
>>205106370Wasn't Alexis or somebody sitting in the corner under the camera? Isn't that who she was talking to?
alex keeps yapping about how this is history. big brother does this shit every day (at least in the UK), what's he so gassed about?
I think it's unreal how these people are stupid enough to believe there actually is a live show airing with 22m episodes that's being edited in real time. For as much as they want to be in the industry they know nothing about it. Im sure some of them noticed fishy signs, like payton with the hulu app not being real, and I'm at this point 100% certain binx has figured it out, even if she didn't know about fishtank going in, but everyone else is just so fucking dumb man. It's probably more that they WANT to believe they've made it so they're gaslighting themselves into believing itWhateverI'm gonna go make some soup
>>205106370this kinda self validation can be healthy but it also leads to people like Alexis being who they are
TALOS THE AUTOMATRON
>>205106398Fuckin Josie at it again.
>>205105851Started of strong, looking shaky since last night. Might either turn out to be a setup with great pay off, or the show takes a dive and loses the trust of the fans. Everyone was impressed and abandoned their initial skepticism, but now nobody knows for sure whether things are still going according to plan or if this is all part of the plan or what. They cast a 160 IQ buff black gay/bisexual (not so)BBC dom top autistic paranoid schizophrenic who brought half a pharmacy with him and talks about rape and murder. He got naked on cam, jacked off on cam twice on day one, is apparently a sex addict, acts like a short-circuting C3PO whenever there's a loud noise and talks to himself. If you couldn't already tell, he's a fan favorite.
>>205106393I bet your sphincter feels good
>down there? no wayluke cockmogs him 100% kek
>>205106319>goalposts shiftedAm I wrong doe?
SOMEONE JUST CALLED BURT LUKE AND HE ALMOST LOST IT. HE IS BREAKING
>>205106384ian is based
>>205106429i couldn't tell if anyone else was there
PAYTON THE BARMAID
sometimes, these wiggers man...you would maybe think they could get a bigger room for this so the cam won't be in the way for the viewers
>>205106411>alreadyalways*
>THIS SHOW IS FUCKING INSANE MAN>ITS DAMN NEAR CONSTANT PSYCHOLOGICAL AND VERBAL WARFARE>ITS REVOLUTIONARY AND WE ARE MAKING HISTORYwhat fucking show is alex on? because it cant be famous house
>>205106228>He was referred to as a "religious Jew.">On May 14, 2004, it was revealed that Nick Berg had come up during the U.S. government's investigation of Zacarias Moussaoui, a 9/11 conspirator. Berg's email address had been used by Moussaoui prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks. According to Berg's father, Nick Berg had a chance encounter with an acquaintance of Moussaoui on a bus in Norman, Oklahoma. This person had asked to borrow Berg's laptop computer to send an email. Berg gave the details of his own email account and password, which were later used by Moussaoui. The FBI found that Berg had no direct terrorism connections or direct link with Moussaoui.what the fuck
>>205106433They're not the brightest
>forgot to perv on payton changing
snopes just confirmed that alex's claim of being a reincarnation of a roman emperor is, in fact, TRVE. it's actually a TRVTH NVKE in fact.
>>205106420Oop>>205106319
>>205106217
>>205106443what?
>>205106452where
>>205106430Famous House > Big Brother
alex can talk for hours it's honestly impressive
>>205106405Hope so lol
>the walls have earsHe knows
He starts raping and killing everything in the houseWho's stopping him?
>>205106456You can criticize Alex after you appear on Hulu
>>205106430I think they hinted at him that AI is involved in making the show.
>>205106384tankfather
>>205106287VOLUMES
Should have Luke dress in white robes and have him drag a giant cross through the Yard as Alex yells shit and then have Luke come back in 3 days
>>205106433Normies demand to be lied to
>>205105733No one is a pedophile for fucking a 16 year-old, Channing, you moronic cunt. Please remember pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children, not teenagers. Sam isn't Burt, who has NO LIMITS and age is just a number.
>masters of the industryso true
>>205106481
>>205106456hes got his own show going on in his head, and its 1000x better than this
>>205106468somebody said Burt and Luke are the same size, referring to the costumeBurt answered: "down there? no way", but we know his weewee is very average
>>205106481I like that burt is a ticking time bomb that nobody notices except the audience
>>205106435this guy cant stop yapping once his yap engine is running warm
After a few days without movement $ALEXB is blasting off.
>>205106477wall. out.
>>205106481Ben's gonna have to use a whole 20% of his power.
>>205106481anti-psychotics he takes three times per day
>>205106474i agree but that wasn't my question>>205106483this makes sense. thank you for answering my question
Burt can't wait for Ted to drop the soap.
>>205106175whooo
>>205106481Nobody can stop the BBL Killer
>>205106481i will be deployed to perform a dance routine that is so beautiful that he starts to see the beauty in every soul and soothes his rage
How can Alex do it? What is his condition? He is talking with zero pause or hesitation. It’s like literal stream of thoughts except tangible.
the subtle expansion of binx's butt as it impacted on the floor
>>205106433editing a show like this in real time wouldn't be very difficult with a good editing team who's always watching and understands how to build narrative. the most unrealistic part is getting it through the pipeline and released in a day, that would never happen.
I love how whhen alex does a confessional they literally don't give him any directions or questions, he just fucking goes off
>>205106384last night he revealed he knows more than anyone else and is aware his vote is important so people will be begging him to vote how they want
>>205105803Woah watch it, I love my JBL speakers
i start to suspect alex is aware of fishtank
Can someone give me a qrd on the day since Luke was eliminated?
>>205106433>>205106506>BBC TOP>has completely average cock
>>205106507It's like a horror movie
baking
>Asks every other contestant several questions>Asks alex a single question and let him schizo ramble for 10 minutesEvery time lmao
>>205106175need source
>>205106433Alex called that the fanbase is degen, and that the show is live 24/7 bar for bar last night
the spirits of alex's ancestors possessed alex through the halloween costume and have pulled him out of his sedated slumber
>You're gonna love to hate it and still tune inHE KNOWS
>>205106481ben is an iraqi war veteran he has fought the taliban and wonthey are in good hands dont worry
payton please standup so we can see your costume
if smaack paints her face white like a clown does it means racism/cultural appreciation?
>I've never seen the kind of chaos I've seen in this house and I've been a lot of crazy places..He's gonna snap.
>>205106542doesn’t even matter if he is
>>205106525Is that a scar
Can't wait for the reveal that it's livestreamed>everyone is panicking>meanwhile Alex"WOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY""WE'RE GOING TO MAKE HISTORY""THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE""THIS IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED SHOW EVER!"
>alex doesn't realize why this has "never been done before"
>>205106192same here must have been in 2004 on muchosucko or something.
>>205106557kek
SIMMONS! SIMMONS!
alex is growing on me
>>205106542His dumb fuck fat wife might have spilled the beans with a phone call
really looking forward to the cell with alex and burtdamn shame that luke is gone.
>>205106532he's just a charismatic weirdo with the gift of gab, you can find these guys all over the place in the American south
>>205106525wtf, I thought it was 100% all natural west african bubble butt
>>205106562i will beam this to her with our psychic connection
>>205106582>>205106582
alex is right for the completely wrong reasons kek
I want Minx to be La.Goblina but she's doing a pretty shitty job with the body paint lol.
>>205106496>>205106506Burt is a taboo nolimits pedophile
its so funny how they never even ask alex questions. they just let him go
SIMMONS
what was the push notification i missed
man he'sgunna be crushed when he realizes that love island has a 1 day turnaround
>>205106568kek
>>205106454It's funny, faggot. The burt shot is iconic.
>alex when talking about famous househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBk0P27QGmc
>>205106563no that isnt a gotcha you retarded chud
>>205106590liar stfu it's not funny
>>205106496>30 year old man dates a 16 year old, hides/denies any evidence of it>Photographed the minor nakedI promise you, being factually correct doesn't speak on the morality of an action.If he'd date & fuck (and rape, if he traveled across state lines to duck age of consent laws) a highschooler at 29 years old, odds are he wouldn't mind a 15 year old (he also got caught liking a random 15 year old girl's instagram pic).But even if you say it's not rape, he's as big of a loser as someone who'd fuck a 15 year old. And you defend him lol.
>>205106617>>205106617>>205106617>>205106617FRESHLY BAKED
>>205106564hes a fucking heroin addict whos been in jail LOL
>>205106532Hagel couldn't do itKant couldn't do itShelling couldn't do itDikta couldn't do it
>>205106631>>205106637Burt is absolutely a predator kek
>>205106637Waaa waaaa waaaaahhhjj
>>205106649and somehow this shit is blowing his mind
>>205106554>>205106522that is a man with his cock chopped off
>>205106175an angel lost its wings
>>205105811Are you just describing that scene from The Lobster?
>>205106689that's what you say when you can't disagree lol
Alex looks so good in that costume wtf
>>205106738gib sauce plz
>>205106522>>205106554sayuri
>>205106687the second reply is referring to sam hyde lol. he dated a 16 year old not burt.
>>205106433How is it so hard to believe it can be edited daily? There’s multiple fishtank daily channels that do it for free.
>>205105907Yeah, definitely /ourgirl/.Even though I'm still sour after the whole Luke thing, it's pretty funny that the tiny woman who LARPs as a little goth e-girl and walks around the house in a bunny ear blanket and bunny slippers...is probably the most mentally tough, cunning and hell house-ready contestant in the house.
>>205106946Sam is a hebebophile or whatever the fuck but Burt has no qualms about any number
>>205105980I remember that one. Classic
LMAO @ Simbal
TRIXIE MENTIONED
>>205106676based kantbot reference although you misspelled hegel, schelling, and misheard fichte kekthe more you know
