Boring Edition/ftl/ News• The Fish have their voices recorded for the Computer's advanced AI interface• Airsoft Fatty has arrived, but has not yet entered the Famous House• The Fish have a chance to win a fancy 2017 BMW i8, sponsored by Dude Wipes• Elimination challenge: Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy• Ian reveals he collects disability and won't be working out with Jeremy Gold on camera• Whoops! Mizzy finds her candy before Luke can return it to her - His plans backfire incredibly• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins, shoved Simbal, woke everyone up with pans and has now been eliminated>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205122652
reminder to support Binx directly instead of giving money to scam hydehttps://binx-mart.printify.me/productshttps://throne.com/binxbasilisk
bitchtank posters need to die
Chill status?
cooling down on this season
>>205123711
>gay ben enters
fishtank starts tomorrow btw this is their last moment of fun
>>205124118based
>>205124118it's like 3 retarded bant people who do the same thing every season
>https://burtspurt.com did this ever work?
AHHHH LUKE YOU MOTHER BITCH
Damn this is boring....
Need Binx to wring her sweaty socks and stockings into my mouth.
isn't the competition over?
>>205124103how do i get disability bros?? i wanna be like ian
>>205124131Thank you for this
>>205124103
Sensing a lot of hatred for Fatty in the last thread. He'd improve this "bit" no end.
reminder that i am owed head from all the girls in the tank
>>205124124its only day 5 lol. i agree it has been the worst so far though
Paypay getting down with the sickness.
Sex with Binx
>payton in a long dress and converse dancing
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORINGWHERE IS HE?WHERE IS JOSH 'WORLDOFTSHIRTS' BLOCK?FUCK OFF JET WITH YOUR FRIEND SIMULATOR SHIT
sick of you fuckers, every season its alwasy this is trash fishtank lost its way but guess what? it keeps getting better and better this dance party with f1lthy is neptunian kino bros youll agree with me in 2 years when the episeodes come back and youll say hindsight is 2020 mark my words
>>205124103good evening and happy halloween /ftl/i haven't been watching S3 at all yet. i didn't keep up with those mini seasons this summer either. were they any good? how is S3 so far? how is the cast? whenever i go on twitter stuff about some black guy named burt keeps popping up.
>>205124118glitterbomb
>do you know who playboi carti is?>paul mccartney?jej
>>205124118cry about it
When is it going to happen for real?
So do you think any of them will pivot for the new fishtank chud audience like some retards before have?
>the only reason to watch right now
>>205124131Effortlessly based
>>205124144she hasnt worn socks all day bro..
>>205124116>check out the links because curious>FFXIV meteion cosplayWhen did this shit become so popular
>>205124116Who's this qt>>205124124It's all the same nontent
Holy shit this fucking sucks
Happy Halloween Bros
>>205124157fatty should kill himself and im not even joking.
I'm so ready for this dance party to be over.
Do they have access to alcohol? Have they been drinking at all during the dance marathon?
>>205124157erm NO
>>205124162good I love her, its not fucking fair
>>205124162>Paypayyou are retarded and transgender
>>205124128
LOVE AND SLEEP
>>205124173Need Binx and Letty to link upSex girl and Goblin sex girl
>>205124118N E V E R
>>205124138this. you can filter like 10 images and never see their posts again
>>205124118
>>205124103>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/8mnq2zs0>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Official Famous House Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbiPyPk725UUSE THIS IN THE NEXT OP YOU FAGGOT. IT FIXES THE BROKEN BURT SPLURT LINK AND ADDS THE OFFICIAL TRAILER. ITS BETTER. FAGGOT.
>>205124160Yesterday was worse
DO IT JET BRING THE DARKNESS
>>205124139https://burtsplurt.com
Should I get fucked up now or wait until they're done dancing
>>205124116kill yourself faggot
>>205124174Off season stuff was slop. S3 is better than 1 or 2 so far.
===PAYTON UPDATE===payton is tapping INTO her catwalk experience and may suffer another mental breakdown tonight after summoning this connection to her old, pre-#FamousHouse life
What are some non gay dance moves that I can do as a heterosexual man that won't get me raped by a faggot or put me in the fag hag friend zone?
what did director jet mean by this?
>>205124139#taboo #limitless #kink #telegram
>>205124173facts brotha
>>205124141>you cant want luke back without being gay>OMG BURT JUST JACKED OFF indians really are retarded, luke is fucking based and if hes gone the season will be worse without him
>>205124174The mini seasons sucked, S3 is pure kino they cast non-fans and are pretending it's like Big Brother.
>>205124118no
>>205124118I can't even watch it cause they didn't archive itgeg
>>205124172he's coming with SpongeBob and Goku
where's all the coomers at?
dude wipes dancing on the den ptz cam
i like the last few threads felt like off season. felt like home
where did it go wrong?
>>205124174s3 it's funny, has potential but so did s2. need to see how it evolves
>>205124220Ben doesn't seem like the type to enjoy recycling bits, especially if they're his.
>>205124132They announced that the first day of computer would be production messagesI’ve been patient but tonight is not looking good for Computer
>>205124172None of the girls drinks would be safe with Mr Laced around.
>>205124232thank you dude wipes
chuck
PAYPAY's backflip
>>205124124I don't understand how Jet gets given these kinds of opportunities and manages to blow it with half planning and low effort. It's ridiculous. There's so much potential with this cast and he's wasting it right now. Like I said before, a dance party is fine, but they should have already learned last season that it's very boring to watch for extended periods of time. On top of that, it's just unoriginal to reuse the same bit twice, especially when there are so many other things they could've done tonight. I appreciate the effort of bringing in a DJ, etc., but the focus needs to get switched up real quick.
>>205124190she has fucking 4000 hours in ff you retard
>>205124244Is that eggy
cant believe no one clipped paytons flip
>>205124230If only Luke was here to teach you
I'm embarrassed to be watching this right now. Disappointed in myself. It's just too gay and creepy to explain away watching it.
>>205124194binx from a few years ago
>>205124182Binx absolutely willAlex will not give a shit and embrace itLuke already is a stealth /tv/ poster
>>205124182binx 100%. ian will probably post a thank you and then fuck off.
Any TTS today, or anything about "computer"?
===QRD===luke didnt come back his shit was taken out of the housethey got costume packs and were told to put on a costumethey hid in placed and recorded a halloween scene where they appeared and did something scaryscariest ian won an ipad and second alex won a lunchables packin the basement announced that luke leaving pushed elimination back 2 days to saturdaystarted the last person dancing challenge for a vegas trip prizedj is f1lthy and he has produced for drake 21 savage bladee lil yachty and has been a fan and fishtanklive chatter since s1
>>205124183she took em off?
>>205124139yes i baked the last threads and fixed the broken link but for some reason this faggot baker isn't using the one i updated. i posted the updated one itt
>>205124248hi
Imagine Alexis and Payton sitting on your face immediately after this with their sweaty asses
STOP LETTING CONTESTANTS ENJOY THEMSELVES! I WANT TO SEE THEM SUFFER!
>>205124128>>205124210>>205124241
>>205124195Bro, don't you know this is N1FTY on the beats!? He produced tracks by Playgirl Sharti and Ghost Stallone!?
>>205124265chuck
>>205124248Mizzy stopped dancing
>Delaney posted a pic in her X of her going out tonight with the maid outfit.DAYUM, she's crazy.
>>205124269RICE CHALLENGE
SMAACK QUIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>205124164
>>205124257The millisecond luke left
>>205124241>>205124128cant wait for BONES on WP2
It's gonna get satanic after this, right?
this sucks
>>205124269you can step away for an hour it wont kill you. you don't actually have to watch.
>>205124272>>205124266based thanks
>>205124230Be tall and muscular, drink a few shots, do CSGO reload animations
>>205124266that was fuckin sweet +1 respect
Burt will win and enjoy a wonderful vegas vacation fucking 60yo jewish men
>>205124182yeah just binxim more interested in the degrees to which the others will disavow
>>205124287This. Also who was the "exec" they were going to roll out for elimination?
>>205124297
She's absolutely perfect... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVtsAOnCT5w
>>205124266OMGAWWWWD SHE STOLE THE SHOW
>>205124297does this whore know what she's doing?
>>205124202alcohol is right next to them. no idea if they have been drinking im hardly watching>>205124211>whisper and sleep
>>205124266Shes so fucking powerful
People saying this is boring are missing the point. It’s like the long wedding scene in The Deer Hunter, a last moment of happiness before everything falls apart
>>205124183
>>205124248I can't coom with the 240p camera 100 miles away and covered in fog
>>205124257>take that shit off, jeetthat was the key moment where their relationship fell apart.but i think sam has made it clear that jeremy is done. he has behaved differently all day.
>>205124312WE DON'T WANT HER BACK!
>>205124322I stepped away for a couple of hours already and came back to the same thing, buddy.
>>205124206That's a fucking dyke anon.
>>205124257ben pulling luke down to the basement
>>205124278Is her face shopped or is this pic ancient?
What's the name of AABA song????
>>205124307is letty with her?
>>205124287>>205124331
>>205124299Rise before the fall, brother
>>205124178Haley and Jimmy are probably the top 2 most evil fish
>>>/bant/21507197if you're a casual poster in these threads and love betty, we have a 24/7 betty thread on /bant/. Free feel to join us!
>>205124301
>>205124292Thanks man
>>205124345THIS
>>205124292Thanks QRD poster
>>205124299I do find it funny we have S2 contestants in these threads seething because they know this season is going down in history as the best season and the normies are having to suffer less.
>>205124292based ESL
>>205124270Damn, that reminds me live letter today, gotta sleep
>>205124318>>205124265effina is the inverse-yoko ono
>>205124313I think I get why I like her now, she reminds me of late 2000s gamer girls, before streaming.
>>205124307Burt has absolutely no age limit, he was willing to put himself on display fucking an 80-year-old man. It’s a wonder he hasn’t gotten himself into any trouble, but I guess that’s what the IQ of 160 is for.
>>205124361madonna hung up
>>205124118Cult classic
Get on the dance floor, Jet
>>205124352oh wow heres a crazy idea: get over it.
>>205124297ZAMN!!! imagine all the black bvlls that have nutted in there
payton is so talented!
Burts feeling this one lol
>>205124331The Exec is Fatty. Mr epic zoomer DJ already exposed it on his X account.
>>205124345okay but that scene didn't need to be nearly an hour long for me to understand that
You are now watching the process of Alexis's son grow up to become a criminal.
>>205124345amazing comparison
Alexis straight up looks like Lola Bunny lmao
>>205124345Stop explaining things to dumb people. It's not worth the effort
binx's rear
>>205124345>It’s like the long wedding scene in The Deer Hunternow THAT was a boring ass scene
Did the Tayjeets abandon Tay too? If so, who are they supporting now?
I am really enjoying the season just hate the false pretenses, its pretty unethical. It would have been cool if they somehow secured some kind of a deal with a smaller stream service for edited episodes or something so this wasn't a big humiliation ritual.
There's no way Alexis was never worked as a stripper
>>205124307She deleted it ffs
>>205124271claire, unfortunately
>>205124355my dyke :3
betty niggas needs to hang themselfs
>You havent forgotten about me right bro?
>>205124230be handsome and have a big hard dick and grind it on the female of your choice
>>205124392do it
>>205124292>scariest ian won an ipadwrong, ted won. your licence to recap has been revoked
>>205124382qrd on her?
>>205124182No, not a single one.>but Binx said chud and made fun of JeetsPeople fell to realize that being called a mudshark/coal burner over and over again because she likes black dudes is going to actually made her stay far away from FT.
>>205124345I sincerely doubt that
>>205124292*ted won the scary challenge
>>205124357>>205124317Technically it went wrong when Luca forced Luke to admit he was lying about the prank being production.
>>205124154pretend to have back sciatica
>>205124313This is false advertising. Does she think chads are gonna see this and then not mind when she looks 20 years older in person? She should stop the cap and find a nice older guy.
>gives you a cool 35k >gives you a place to crash for free >sets up a streamer room for you >sets up laptop and streaming equipment, no strings attached >teaches you how to stream for free >brings you food and alcohol >just wants to be your friend and nothing more Is Andre the nicest guy to ever live?
>>205124394here's a good idea, put the fork down and make a decent show with what you've been given, Goran.
shake that thang bussyburt!
>>205124345The deer hunter was a shit movie. Please explain why it’s so popular again.
>>205124345if you say so man
I wish payton had a sexier costume
>>205124345i fucking hate deer hunter
>>205124345that scene was so long man
>>205124396i want to fuck payton and kill people
i forgot how the original version of this song sounds after years of only hearing this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1-45pa9n5s
>>205124428ozone machine, my beloved
Gold told me when I was young"Come sit beside me, in bedroom oneAnd listen closely to what I sayAnd if you do this it'll help youSome famous day"Oh, yeahOh, take your time, don't goon too fastNontent will come and it will passYou'll find some candy, yeah, and Burts self-loveAnd don't forget son there is COMPUTER up aboveAnd be a Simbal kind of manOh, be something you love and understandBaby, be a Simbal kind of manOh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?
>>205124292GOD bless you friend
>>205124450war is le bad tho
how is alex still in
>>205124345see ya in another week when nothing has happened and they are still playing pretend
>>205124387i said the ABBA song, not madonna, fuck, they changed songs right after my post
>>205124183LEWD
>>205124292>scariest ian won an ipad and second alex won a lunchables packIan? Wasn't Ted the winner?
>>205124434>being called a mudshark/coal burner over and over again because she likes black dudesshe could barely say it without laughing because it was so obviously bullshit
>>205124116fuck off simp scum. reminder youre a beta cuck. this is 4chan no one is paying for any of this shit including egirls.
Don Ian having another meeting with the rival families while his eunuch jester keeps everyone calm from the floor.
>>205124418I think you might enjoy a different genre of show, maybe avoid reality TV entirely
>>205124162We love our lil paypay don't we folx?
>>205124448it's a good show.
>>205124345That's the dumbest concept I have ever herd of
>>205124182andrew will have to break the programming
>>205124338she wants to make an OFI think she's having fun and we get the benefits
>>205124457ok burt
>>205124450I thought it was a solid time travel flick.
>>205124455Waste of time watching that movie
>>205124370>>205124375He's wrong though. Ted won the competition, and Alex got Feastables (implying they were sponsored by feastibles) not lunchables.
>>205124410>>205124412Nothing will happen you unbearably stupid faggots.
>>205124241is that Dylan Brady and Bones LOL
>>205124433shes the heir to the defunct throne of arabistan, met charls in a DNSL twitch chat, married him, gave him twins and got him back on good terms with sam
>>205124493thank you anon, very cool
>>205124476
>>205124377trvke
>>205124230You speak like a faggot, so you'll be raped like a faggot >"teach me NON gay dance moves because dancing is GAYwhat are you, 12?
Unbearable
>>205124330Bruh so many of these people are super vapidAlex will be into itAlexis will be into itlaron will be into itwifi signal will be into itBurt is so autistic that it will just fly right past him like when alex said the n wordian will just continue to abide giving no fucksI also suspect that mizzy, payton, and smash have so little going on that they might even go with it
>>205124484ian's house
>>205124493This guy had this pic on DAY 2 btw
>>205124345deer hunter sucks too
>>205124142yup. botted shit
>>205124292you forgot burt being a schizo all day and oiling himself up naked on the vanity cam
fuck me these people are cringy
>>205124481she complimented burts muscles and she bit her lip at him once.I think that she just likes buff guys, she flirted with Luke too.
question: how long do you keep previous threads open before closing the tab?
Someone post a screencap of what Jimmy looks like while watching this rn
>>205124503>replying to yourself
what the fuck happened to him? the last 2 days he's been a zombie pretty much
>>205124492Payton is secretly a neo-nazi. The willing can't pivot.
>>205124432>>205124439>>205124477i fucked up my bad
I'm so bored. This is making me depressed and disgusted.
>>205124355She's said she's strictly pussy? I would not believe that for a second.
>>205124202i think jeet and ian got like two cups, other got one and when payton started trinking they took her aside to stop which pisses me off
>>205124540He took pills from Burt
OMG IS ANYONE ELSE LE SO HECKIN HAPPY? I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!
burt is gonna have a heart attack before he stops hes a machine
>>205124355she can be saved
>>205124540he's been taking burt's sleeping potions
>>205124266Holy SHIT
its crazy how these last few threads have been fucking terrible. i wonder why cant be because all the normal people are out socializing today or something
Take note the possibility Burt is sweating to excess due to schizophrenia medication.
>>205124516lol found the faggot
>>205124540the meth wore off and burt has been drugging him
>>205124418if you want to watch big brother......why not just watch big brother instead of this shit?
Someone stole a package off my mom's porch, what should I do?
>>205124450what do you mean again? it's a classic film with iconic performances by 2 of the greatest actors of all time.
>>205124540Burt's drugs
yeah guys why arent you entertained? this is so awesome to watch. i love how goran keeps delaying elimination and eliminated one of the only 3 fish making content, in favor for a 6 hour long dance party! this is so awesome!!
ofc jeet likes fufu
>>205124488It isn't, not right now.
>>205124318Bones is terrible
>>205124103Who is sneed? i assume the annoying gay black guy. not the autistic one.
>>205124382unironically you have Effina to thank for Charls doing WP2.
>>205124482>this is 4channewfag detected. you stop caring about “le 4chan stigma” after a while.
Which one of you offered yourself up to Abi?
>>205124541as long as it's not ethical i'll give it a chance
>>205124540AURA
Sam was going through all their shit so he'd know what to tell Mike (the goblin) to steal or not steal.
im bored im gonna roll a cig you want one champ?
>>205124540He started taking Burt’s medication That’s also how he slept through Luke’s meltie
>>205124518I'm the same. I fucking hate all of this. It's literal monkey tier behaviour. One rung up from throwing shite at each other.
>>205124245does that make bitchtank lost media?
>>205124555i don't think he can stop anymore
luke so fucking bad man. glad he gone
https://www.potterybarnkids.com/registry/500809051/registry-list.htmlSam's kid is two and a half years old. At what age do kids start forming memories?
not a payton simp but she really is too pure for this show
>>205124368>People simp for this
>>205124540This man kissed burt today
>>205124493she has a nice body but she's gives off that normie retarded blonde vibe. Her face also makes her look like she's 50. She's a good fit for the oblivious dumbass for fishtank but only the most depraved coomers will bother following her after.
>>205124520>wifi signal will be into itnot a chance, he can't take anyone saying something negative or joking about him.
How does this keep consistent 13k viewers
>WHENNNNNNN THE MILKMAN COMES ALONG IT'S GONNA BE A GREAATTTT DAYYYYYYY
>>205124555>>205124561Burt’s body collapsing in immediate death would be kino
>>205124559aint a single normal nigga on 4chan
>>205124269Season's 42 days, can't blow your load in the first week. Pacing is key, and the pace has been fine. If they weren't dancing, they'd just be having convos about nothing in echo-y rooms all talking over each other anyway
I think every single fish is going to disavow once they realize they were lied to about Hulu, the car, etc. Alex was so fucking excited about the "revolutionary" editing and thinks he's making history
>>205124468You have no fucking idea what the adrenaline rush is like being in a combat scenario. It’s like being inches away from heaven/death/the other side.
>>205124547>Meine mama hat Mir einfach erlaubt, dass ich Cola trinken darf. Wie cool ist das bitte! Jetzt zock ich fortnite und trink Cola.
Okay Jet, I get the joke. Can we move on? Why must every sam hyde bit go on 20% too long?
People act like the only way to watch this show at all times is in full screen and completely locked in like a movie, I've been doing other stuff with the dance party on the side and it's been fun
>>205124580it is.
>>205124486I am an reality tv enthusiasts. Typically they don't lie about being way bigger than they actually are when casting and filming the show. The Joe Schmo show at least was wholesome. These people are going to be blacklisted forever, and at best gain a degenerate fanbase, while they are gaslit into thinking they are on Hulu. Its explotation beyond your typical reality show
>>205124600are bruises supposed to terrify me or something lol
>>205124533when they turn red to be honest with you
>>205124605>she's gives off that normie retarded blonde vibeWow you fucking think so?
BORING!LETS MAKE THEM CRY NOW JET!
>>205124619He may still see Fishtank that way
>>205124600yeah?
>>205124608it doesnt
>>205124585Me. We're going to Disneyworldland
>>205124600yeah betty is fucking disgusting
>>205124600my battered and brittle wife <3
Can I get a damp rating on Alexis' shorts please
when someone said "cherish these moments because we will miss them soon" i didn't think he meant literally the next day. i just want luke back
>>205124368Has she stopped cutting herself and pissing on the floor? Has that kid who cuts himself and wants to be pegged by her gotten help?
>>205124609It's a shame the feds finally got him and sentenced him to 49 life sentences in a maximum security facility. RIP Milkman.
What did Ben do now and everyone is glazing him? Did I miss a bit?
>>205124600Pretty princess
I hope the binx stalker mod realizes it's all over
>>205124540he threw kicks and punches at the host of the show today
BURT THEME SONG
I've left this shit on for like 2 hrs thinking theres no way they'll keep dragging it out, something will happen soon
>>205124625This is le calm before the storm okay? Sorry you don't le understand.
>>205124619Jet is advancing the culture
>>205124118Just say Claire and Abi posters cos that's what it is
>>205124600Never seen a pair of legs so lewd
luke fucking sucks
>>205124622Fuck yeah NIGGER STORM OF STEEL NIGGER YEAAHH YEAAAHH GOON FOR YOONGER GOON FOR FUCKING YOONGERRRR
>>205124643wet, sticky, stinky.
>>205124568I enjoy Fishtank, S1 and 2 they did not gaslight them into thinking its some big production. They were probably told its an online livestream for the few that didn't know what MDE was to begin with.
This is not entertaining. I'd rather watch them sleeping than this.
>>205124540B.U.R.T is NERFING him more each day by giving him sleeping pills cocktail.
This song intro is so sad.It makes me think of Taylor.I wonder what she'd do in the tank just now.God she's so unlucky with TJ.If I knew her I'd save her.
>>205124629All of this is true and it’s exactly what makes it so fascinating to observe compared to most modern reality tv. It’s a lot closer to early 00s reality tv where it was actually crazy and unhinged.
>>205124628Is it just me or does it seem like Jet's the kind of person who would benefit greatly by getting the TJ treatment from Sam?
>>205124629>These people are going to be blacklisted forever, and at best gain a degenerate fanbase, while they are gaslit into thinking they are on Hulu. Its explotation beyond your typical reality showThey all deserve it. They are there because they all want to be "famous".
>>20512464311/10 in wetness
>>205124609when f1lthy plays some laker brady its gonna be a great dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK52e2Ayoa4
>>205124266god i love broad shouldered women so much bros its insane
>>205124626Yeah I used to do that when the director cam worked or the stream didn't freeze every 5 minutes, now you need to have it open all the time to make sure it works.
>>205124629maybe because its not supposed to be a reality show but takes more inspiration from degenerate livestreams like ice poseidon.the reality show angle is just to trick these vapid faggots into being there
>>205124382charls will be based for staying away from this shit show.
>>205124644the good old days.
>>205124625this isn't a bit retard. its literally just a fun halloween dance party they aren't dropping the famous house shit any time soon
>>205124511she really does it for me
>>205124631Do u have a zombie or corpse fetish?
THIS DJ SUCKS
>>205124385She is a late 2000's gamer girl, its why shes a wannabe streamer at 32
>>205124643very pungent
FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DJ PANTHA REMIX I GOT EXCITED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41i_IRva__c
>>205124663hold that thought
>>205124629dont care, all of them are snakes and faggots
YO DJ PLAY LEAN BACK RIGHT NOW
>>205124671VANCE WON
>>205124493She's said several times there's no way she would ever do onlyfans because of her son. But her behavior does not suggest that whatsoever. She probably means she wouldn't do a nude OF.
>>205124644ian is the last man there after the alex and burt kiss session today
>>205124585Juan did and they're dating now
ian and payton are both potheads, they should be chilling together
>>205124318How did chuck get such a hot wife?Also bones sucks, that nigga name is Elmo
>"music">it's not coldplayturning this crap off
>>205124500I laffed, good one Anon
>>205124644>cherish these momentsYou're not even there dude. Wake up
>>205124466So two months into the relationship my girlfriend looks at me and she goes, "Why havent you made a move yet" and I said "What?" and she goes "Why haven't you tried to fuck me yet??" so I go "well if you wanna go that way we can..." and she says "okay but we need some condoms." so I said "Alright well let me go hop on my minibike and I'll run up to the store and grab some." She goes "No, you're gonna go have your mom drive you up there and get some condoms." and that makes me kind of nervous, so (we're the kind of family that yells across the house to talk to each other) she goes in the house and yells to my mom, my mom goes "WHAT" and she goes "YOUR KID NEEDS SOME CONDOMS. WE'RE TRYING TO FUCK!" so my mom goes "ALRIGHT ILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE AND WE CAN GO" So my mom drives me up to walgreens and I say "are you coming in" and she goes "Hell no! You're gonna take this money and go in by yourself and get some damn condoms." So I go in the store, and I didn't know there were so many different fuckin kinds of condoms. This old lady comes up and she asks "you having some fun tonight?" And I go "Yeah I need some condoms so me and my girlfriend can do it safely" and she says "Well what are you looking for?" And I say "I dont really know" And she started asking some pretty personal questions, which I had no problem answering ("how sized are you?"). Anywho I end up walking out with JUST THE RIGHT SIZED ribbed condoms. And when I got home, it was FIVE HOURS and a WHOLE BOX OF CONDOMS later when me and my girlfriend are sitting in a stew of love juices... Life juices. We look each other in the eyes and say "God damn, god must have stopped time for this." because so much time flew by, we didnt even realize. And that was the best fucking night of my god damn life.
>>205124629You have no idea how much reality TV show producers mislead contestants They’ll also be ‘blacklisted’ from an industry they’re not in and had no shot of getting into They want fame and this is the most they’ll get - some will disavow while trying to milk the drama as much as they can because they really only care about irl (You)s
>>205124600
>>205124619nah alex will love anything that gives him attention. he is jon levels in that regard >anything you get eyes on me!he will probably take it the best, and will forget about it a week later because he got into an altercation at the gas station and is focused on telling everyone about it
>>205124677that’s my YNBL. My yung Nuguguh Beeeebleaks. That’s my Benjiboiii. That’s my underage yunglil Nigga, Benleaks. ThTs my yuuung biggs Benleaksz. Hey, that’s my yung neggah Benleaks. There’s my Benjiboi right there. My underage nigga Benleaks. Fuck yea. My undersgebbugga Benleeaaks. Fuuucj yyeeaahhh, that’s my yung Nugguh Benleaks. My underground Nigga Benleaks. Fuck yeah that’s my Underground yung Underage lil NIGGA, Benleaks. That’s my yung lil Benjiboiiiiii. That’s my yungnigga Benleaks. That’s my lil underage yung Nigga Benleaks, He likes what’s popular in the Underground. That’s my yungNiggaBenleaks. That’s my ynbl. Huuuuuuuuhhhh Hiddattgsasasss That’s my yung NiggA Benleaks,Hiddatgassss, Hiddaffgalaaxygaaasss AAAWWW SHIIIIIT. That’s my YNBL. Fuck yeah, that’s my Virginian B-BOY what throws hands and fucking rapes?Foesnt give fuck. My yung Nigga Benleaks. My lil underage b-boy Benleaks, my lil underage Nigga Benjiboiiiii. Hey that’s my young nigga Benleaks, he stacks mad racks and he doesn’t give a fuck,he made her cum and she fell in love, he sent her walking all rapeways-up to her family. Fuck yess my Yung Nigga Benleaks he turned them out good and hard. Like seeing em get turned out by a Yungnigga like Benleaks who doesn’t give a fck rapes em rapeways fuck yeah, I love Xaviersobased, I’m fuckijg in love with the CHARACTER OF it? myYungniggaBenleaks
>>205124582Its the gay black man's real last name, yes.
Will Ian get an ego once TTS is enabled and he finds out about his huge cult fanbase?
He's carrying this season, right?
Ben making Payton reenact her panic attack is one of the most underrated in Fishtank history
How many days of nontent will it take before you guys wake up and realize this is the shits?
>>205124689if you notice he left like 20 mins ago
Can Sam start walking around again so there's something to watch please.
>>205124577it's a 40 day 24 hour livestream, go do something else faggot
>>205124657Monkey Milk
>>205124644this was the peak of famous househell house starts tomorrow
>>205124659>Calm before the storm>Day 5Way to boil the frog
>>205124703trust the pan
>>205124705He's a handsome guy
>>205124644The show's over.
Getting real tired of this music
is it possible that burt made alex fall of the wagon?
>>205124719is there a clip anywhere?
>>205124723yeah because he's not needed. he was just playing a spotify playlist
>>205124540burts pills, binx in confessional have even told ben that they have sedated him a little
>>205124335I don't get binx posters, her face is like slightly less fucked up than Betty's
>>205124658where the fuck are you retards getting the idea that "something" will happen? this isn't fishtank yet. they are gonna dance then go to bed
>>205124706truthnuke
>>205124512F U C K
Why are Sam and Jet playing a bunch of P diddy songs?
>>205124679I've had it up for like an hour on ppv with pretty much no issues
>>205124345Or like all the boring ass family shit in Dexter. I just want to watch this nigga kill people man
>>205124717As always, but he owes us darkness
>>205124533when i need to access a new tab, i flush out the old ones, which entails skimming the extra posts in old threads and closing tab if 404'd, and downloading all the images i've opened from here
>>205124706ikr! do Detroit people not about pop music?
>loud obnoxious dance party>cant see shit>fish will be exhausted and crash right afterwow what a great halloween party, i want to clarify this is the first time ive doomposted this season, fix it please jet!!
>>205124617It's just because it's Halloween I have an issue with it. If it were just another night or even Thanksgiving or something, I wouldn't care as much, but in theory Halloween should be a night for the highlight reel on a show like this.
I'd fuck the green off this bitch skin frfr no cap on a stack
>>205124709>2 months into dating and didnt try and fuckthe fuck is wrong with you?
labron says again>I'm on fucking Hulu now
Guys why aren't you spending hundreds of dollars on clan wars???
>>205124728its the night of a holiday retard, goran and sam were hyping it up the past 2 days. fuck off and neck, cock sucker
>>205124721the show is good.
>>205124735I can feel the aura
>>205124716I don't think Ian gives a shit
>>205124741Absolutely, I’m excited to see what all pills were in his bag, I think he’s been giving Alex tramadol
Gay Ben
alex if done for
>>205124407the movie wasn't 46 days long right? gotta scale to size.
>>205124719>underratedit hasn't even been 24 hours since it happened. also everyone agreed it was great.
>>205124629
>Tayleigh not streaming on any platform that allows TTS because she knows she'll be cookedKWAB
Binx' legs are fucking amazing
>>205124302nifty niggas rise up
>>205124770but I am
>>205124764
>>205124765it's a gay show with gay fans
>>205124584the most new fag thing a person could say. kys
>>205124716>woah that's crazy man
>>205124540he needs luke back
>>205124765newfag
>>205124689He is trolling on purpose, that's the bityou have to have a high IQ to get the subtle sam hyde hymor
>>205124599she's someone who would be cool to hang out with and do stuff. too bad she's gay.
>>205124770i left my clan because the fucking sound effects, constant level resets, and upside down screen. it did not incentivize me to attack back, just to stop watching.
>>205124721The "live on hulu" trailer showing was probably the funniest and most interesting moment in fishtank history.
>>205124761they probably want them to crash hard so they can do shit in the house uninterrupted
it was hilarious how none of the fish cheered when Sam announced the prize was a Vegas vacation package. lol
>>205124709yeah cant wait for fatty to go in an incel fit when peyton doesnt want to vacuum his ass crack.
>>205124689>famous DJ>plays top 100 club music >walks away
>>205124741Probably. It's going to suck if he keeps getting downers though. Production needs to get him on some uppers
No way Payton is 19, she likes and knows by heart all the songs 26-30 zillenials like
there's literally no white people left this season just end it already
>>205124771this "famous" DJ and dance party is what they were hyping up you fucking idiot lmao
Who's going to Vegas?
Would anyone be interested in a google extension like this? You can pick which cams to view live. Ik there's a similar thing on github but the videos are very compressed (understandably), if you do that on this extension it uses too much memory, but you can view a few cameras with ease.
>>205124761>LE CALM BEFORE LE STORMNah I'm thinking it's fucking over. I'd love to be proven wrong
>>205124807Based
>>205124802GRIPPIN
is pumpkin-chan still skibiddy?
>>205124765back to twitter with you
>>205124709saw this live
>>205124745https://x.com/lesbians4letty/status/1851852421410263387
>>205124802lol checking to see what it looks like when she crouches.
How do you think they're gonna handle the election? What pranks could they pull on them?
>>205124710Fair, likely none of them were going to make anything of themselves in the industry anyway. But its still brutal how misled they are, and now this will haunt them forever, anyone ever google's Payton's name (who is the youngest and most naive probably) is fucked for being associated with "controversial alt right comedian Sam Hyde". And I'm not simping for her at all, I feel the same way for all of them, but she is probably the most extreme example. People like Alex or Sneed are super delusional and almost deserve it.
>>205124716he would probably hate his fans after the 5th tts
>>205124771This. Tonight was supposed to be fu king SPECIAL. Sam/Jet promised us. It's fucking HALLOWEEN and this shit is NOTHING/BORJNG AS FUCK.
>>205124629i only feel bad for payton. everyone else is a horrible person and will probably stay after the reveal
>>205124809doing this while shoving my cock in her mouth
>>205124716"oh, cool"
>>205124805>lol fuck off newfaguhm no im not the "new fag" YOU are the "new fag" sir and where is the report button by the way
you guys remember this?
>>205124827alex did a fist pump
>>205124540the meth wore off
>>205124735>>205124644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKMtZm2YuBE
>>205124345i promise you thats not whats happening
>>205124834People only listen to old music nowNew music all sucks cock
>>205124605I guess I'm depraved cause I'm goonpilled on Alexis all day
>>205124838push it
You just know Jet is seething at Ben's performance.
>>205124842always was
>>205124834This is what high schools play at school dancest. 19 yo
>>205124847>Tell them Trump won>Smaack kills herself>Season is savedI would be so happy
>>205124834these songs have always been popular and remain in the mainstream. IT was literally the golden era
>in the last 5 threads more and more posting about previous seasons has beguns2 niggas you know whats happening right
>>205124600there are currently a flood of normie fags doing nothing but simping for whores they just saw on their screens 4 days ago. not surprising this place is filled with loser simps.
motogp in 5 minutes
>>205124447Kek the josiepedos used to hate this pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpszfsl4TEPLEASE PLAY THIS
>>205124834She probably spends all day with millennial fashion designers playing Madonna and 00s tranceGod what a time to be aliveI'm drinkingBut I won't post musicMaybe
>DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS GREEN LIKE MEbased binx
get it Payton
>>205124838i'm pretty set
>>205124764Hi Mike
>>205124861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
I bet Alexis pussy is starting to smell like buffalo wings
>>205124865What an absolute psycho.Why are white bois like this?
>>205124876no it wasnt, the 60s and 70s were
>>205124370whys he the only one who looks better in confessional than normally
>>205124835they thought she was 19 because of a graduation pic in 2023. but im still not sure
>>205124865I feel like a Ronin deprived of his Daimyo. Purposeless without him.
there's only one way this thing can end for Burt and it's RAPE
You guys are my friends :)
>sitting outside on a crisp autumn evening watching fishtank, smoking, and shitposting on /tv/ and kflove it bros
the appeal of season 3 is seeing how long they can keep the illusion going.It might go for weeks, it might end tomorrow+ seeing how they will react when finding out it's a scam and nobody will get moneyshould have read the contract !
>>205124858Is that Melinda
>>205124768I’m very surprised they believed Hulu. Peacock/paramount/TUBI/SlingTV would have made more sense
>>205124847Only funny outcome would be trump winning and them saying Kamala won so they can learn about it when they get kicked.
>>205124847Tell them the opposite person won This is assuming we'll even find out though, I wouldn't be surprised if shit gets dragged out until inauguration day and then they shove the Jeeta in with media support and mass censorship
So has Luke posted anything since the gay elimination?
>>205124838I always wished we could view multiple cams at once. Like a proper cctv control room
Imagine being one of these guys. They all got in on the e-girl ground floor and thought they had a chance with her. They are going to be fucking seething when she comes back to a fuller chat with more paypigs and she inevitably pivots to pandering to chuds.I almost feel bad for them. Almost.
>>205124840
>>205124565the faggot is the one asking 4chan to teach him how to dance lol
>>205124838Yeah, but make a firefox port too.
>>205124890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txCTLLrnMYEthen play this
>>205124838Share the github repo brother saar, lets do the needful.
mizzy just saw production locking all the windows and asked if something is going on
Payton is a FREAK
>>205124719>underrated i missed this, damn... and ive been watching 14 hours straight
>>205124809Why does this weirdo do this
>>205124848she's actually the only one i feel bad about that happening to at all. i hope they get rid of her first desu.
>>205124838id definitely use this
>>205124907the definition of insanity
>>205124898>I'M A GREEN FAGGOT
Wait where the fuck is Luke?
>>205124721>1 average day that isn’t off the wall insane>people are ready to drop the show entirelyUnironically NGMI. This is why some of us get fishtank and love it while the rest of you sit around questioning us.
>>205124922>KFwhy post on that loonytroon site
Whats the prize for this dance off?(and is it real)
>>205124928shut up troon
>>205124934what if he actually got in early winston style?
DJ better be playing all these songs for smokin' hot Binx
>>205124936lol yeah i know i just couldn't help myself when i saw newfag separated into 2 words, you're good
Smaack is out.
>>205124943dumb cunt they did that to air the smoke out
>>205124834she's also gay and tall, but she likes the office too. i keep forgetting she's 19. she doesn't seem that age.
When is our based god cryokeen coming
>>205124939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRACzJJVzi4why the fuck isnt the vocal dub the first result
just give the win to burt already. he out danced all of them
>>205124895>VLCI thought people were having trouble streaming through VLC (or anything that plays network streams) on day 1. Is that just a non-issue now?
payton is having fun :)
>>205124845kek thanks
>>205124629that is the best part
>>205124959bathroom
Luke drew this? Dude is fucking talented!
>>205124962i like dramaalso they hate trannies more than /tv/
>>205124964vegas vacation. not sure.
>>205124847telling this house trump won is the easiest and funniest move. imagine gay ben sitting everyone down and feigning outrage.
been away today is luke coming back?
anything interesting going on elsewhere in the house?
>>205124910rose tinted glasses, there was alot of good, but the majority of it, especially in the 60s fucking sucked
>>205124966Watch me be proven right It's going to be a fucking shit show
I'm sensing a sexually charged atmosphere in the tank. But who will each of the whores attempt to fuck tonight:-Binx - ?Alexis - ?Payton - ?Mizzy - ?Burt - ?
>>205124838is it possible to port over messages and polls from the main site? i understand if thats impossible/hard as fuck
payton is having fun and that is the only thing that that redeems this bit
>>205124885I hate itGirls used to have to make men happy for their money. Now they get rich off taking photoshopped pictures on the internet
Binx needs to be FUCKED tonight
>>205124922fag
>they still haven't explained to any of the contestants how they'll edit Luke leaving in to the episodes>nobody's even asked
>>205124345based art understander
>>205124989Why do they act so much like them then
>>205124962>muh ebil kiwifarmers>the website that hates troons is troonshow mindbroken are you?
>>205124981yeah it's been fixed. day 2 it got fixed at night
>>205124827I live off passive income I could get the first plane to Vegas tomorrow morning but I gots fishtank to binge watch and I’m already taking a bros meet up vacation next Friday
What is this a slide show?
>>205124861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWYTetgsns
>>205124980He's cheating, he's being controlled by his tulpa
>mockingbirdkek
>>205125001>BurdTed
>>205124921yeah
>>205124993DUDE WIPES
>>205124995nope
Even the DJ left.Lmao. This is getting sad Jet.
>>205124998the 2000s were horrible popular music wise
my nigga really playing eminem mockingbird at a party
>>205124709Okay great story Chris, can you take it again from the top while we get a low panning shot, and then zoom in on your face? Make sure you start with your head low and then slowly raise it.
of course this dude gets super activated to Eminem
>>205125023are we sure he isn't the tulpa?
>>205124988stop reminding me every thread that luke is better than me in every way
PAYTON IS OUT
Why doesn't someone make a tamper monkey script that let's you see the Paypig cams on fishtank.live?
>>205124964free one night stay at circus circus hotel & casino in las vegas
>>205125014autism
>>205124796what a bitch
>>205124995mizzy noticed the messed up bedroom, went to the yard and told everyone that production did it
fuckin eminemi used to listen to this shit when i was retarded
Amazing talent queuing up these songs to play after one another. A true artist.
Fuck AlexisMarry BinxKill Mizzy
>>205125012They straight out told them sneed was a thief and nobody fucking cared except for burt and luke
>>205125038wild
>>205125024A great song for everyone to have a break
>>205125031When the fuck did this happen
>>2051250154chan, KF, and Reddit have never liked each other. Pick a side or stfu.
luke was fucking awful. jet made the right call to get him out of there
>>205125038insane choice, just checked the bar cam and nobody is there lmfao
they fucked it up, they should make them drunk first
>blink daddy issues triggerthis show is satanic
SHE CUTE
>>205124345It's like day 5 nothing is going to "fall apart"
>>205125046kek
>>205125057This but marry Smaack
>>205124981use the m3u playlist in the op.
>>205125040did alex put a dude wipe in his mouth?
>>205125001>BurtDo you even need to ask
>>205125045ngmi
white trash people fucking love this song so much
>>205125043She could have kept going. These fish have NOTHING on the s2 cast
Luke got caught In the house by mizzy
>Alex and Alexis vibing togetherfat wife bout to freak
>>205125024I used to make fun of it too but after not hearing it for like 10 years I now realize it’s actually a good song.
I like to draw, but I don't feel like drawing any of these fish because they're all gay, anyone else feel like this
>>205125065
>>205125064>pick a side
alex getting divorced
>>205125041Nah you can see him still trying to keep control, but it won't last long
>>205125045because they update the backend on the site every 5 minutes like the spastics they are and break scripts
quality of the cameras is so nice. i love fog
>>205125062no idea, he's standing there behind the bar right now
EVERYONE GO ON DEN PZT RIGHT NOW
>>205125062he didn't. you could try checking yourself
Alex is one of my favourite fish ever so far. I hope he gets to the end but doesn't win, he definitely doesn't need the money but he has so much potential.
I want smack bouncing up and down my shemale cock
>>205125034Not as bad as the 80s or 2010s
>>205125091it's a good cast.
Payton my beloved
>>205125043trish wouldn't have stoppedtayleighj wouldn't have stoppedshinji wouldn't have stoppeds2 cast mogs
>>205125057Fuck PaytonMarry BinxKill Alexis and Mizzy
>>205125080I don't think so lol I just think he got hype and then started reciting the lyrics
Marry SmaackFuck Binx in a threesome with SmaackChase and kill Mizzy in a forest with Smaack
>detroit
Whats Ian saying?
sex with smaack
>>205125015Kiwisisters get outed as self hating troons everyday
>>205125103Least deranged nuMDE fan
>>205124898Cheap ass bathrobe from Walmart kek
>>205125102it's funnier when someone who doesn't need the money wins
>>205125054Same, some people are so delusional they'll still claim his early albums were good instead of realizing they were just young and retarded.
>>205125100idk idc
>>205124619Alex will be disappointed but look at the positive. Binx just cares about getting new simps. Not sure about Burt. Everyone else yeah.
PAYPAY IN THE KITCHEN
payton must be a good fuck right about now in that pirate outfit all sweaty
>>205125070ngl her body is 9/10
>>205125012Sans Ian and Alex they hated him and just wanted him gone so they haven't questioned anything.
BAAAAAAAARS
>>205125114Tayleigh didnt even participated
>elimination challenge
>>205125065All he needed to do was keep mogging the jeet and this show would go viral People are sick of India nowadays
>binx freestyle
CANT SEE BINX. BIG ASS SPEAKER IN THE WAY. FUCK IT. I'M OUT.
>>205125054eminem was just a gateway for white kids to turn into wiggers
>binx is rappingOH NO NO NO Binxbros...
>Freestyle competitionFinally some fucking content
>>205125137sirs were pajeets tooo we want the same too
"for the mama that I don't have"
>>205125127I think that’s the point, he’s supposed to be dressed like the gob in the painting
>>205125104worse
binx stocks soaring
>>205124619Nothing a little more heroin can't fix
payton is now pigging out in the kitchen
>jeet trying to keep contact with the girls outside the tank
>>205125101He did but he came back, probably had to go take a shit with those Dude Wipes
>>205125102I hope his wife divorces him before he gets his fathers inheritance of like 100 million, he does not deserve to lose it along with his monkeys even if he is a massive retard
She sounds like a native american grandma.
binx going off lowkey
>>205125054anon, I have some bad news for you...
payton going to the loft
binx is good
>>205124619if they didn't kick luke it would have been a big hit in its own right and worth it
binx based
>>205124898Hello butterscotch
>alex freestyle inboundBRACE FOR KINO
>>205125152bar camera nigga
>>205124981You need to send the correct headers but it’s very doable.
>>205125167My dumb bimbo weightgaining wife
damn binx
>>205125054thats an awfully hot coffee pot...
okay i'm buying $BINX
live Ian reaction
>>205125183I'm waiting for the Burt freestyle
this shit boring ngl whole day ruined my hope
Why do browncels have goofy ass names???? lmao
Get Ian up next.Ian's time has arrived.Hand that nigga the fucking mic NOW
burt gotat freestyle autism flow
Who has delivered the most CONTENT so far?
Binx sounds like a different person
they need to bring back luke as a sharkall he wanted to do is put holes through walls, its his calling
>>205125054how did you get better
>yeah halloween? it was... pretty chill
Alexis is a mom btw
>>205125183cannot wait
>>205125064no I dont think I will. keep seething though lmao
>>205125054Marshall Mathers LP is still really, really, REALLY good.
ayoo this is like a Drake type beat knowhatimsayin
>>205125183It's gonna sound like the slightlyhomeless freestyle
super with a big touper tier freestyle
>>205125183IF THEY PLAY THE DEUS EX OST FOR HIM IMMA LOSE IT
plan trust status?
she sounds like Lil Debbie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhnEbT82dM
wonder if payton will notice sam went thru her shit. so far no reaction
>>205125220KEK
>>205125210what kind of name is luke? fuck that bastard
>>205124619It's still a "show", and they still get 50k at the end. Ironically enough, they probably end up more famous after this than if they ended up on some obscure hulu reality show.
>>205125163Wrong. Rock music was still on mainstream radio stations in the 00s. The 10s are where everything went to shit.Nothing is worse than 80s music though.
>>205125111she did the dance
Rate this day in S2 termsThis is Alex Stein tier, first night with Hassle tier
>>205125198Imagining a black penis on her cute lips!
This is so trashy lmao.
>It's time to start doing some TRICK or TREATING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >FIRST! I'm going to give all the little fishies some costumes! HAHAHA>AND THEN! I'm going to set up a DISCO WHERE THEY CAN ALL TREAT THEMSELVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA>BUT WAIT! I'M NOT DONE! That's just the treat!>The trick is i'll spray a bunch of smoke on the dance floor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!This is too far. But I guess they don't call it hellhouse for nothing
>>205125220kek
So Alexis used to be a stripper, right?
>>205125225those kids have 0 chance
binx twitch viewers on suicide watch
Alexis is genuinely a disgusting whore
>>205125228yeah better than any black did
Binx's rap voice is so ghetto compared to her speaking voice lmao
wait did binx said the word???
>>205125218Ben.
>>205125244I was talking about cymbal SAAAARS
>>205125234i had a big raims is a big taims
>>205125225unfortunately
Binx sounding hella latina
GET ON WITH IT HOLY SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQshe literally sounds like this video
>>205125250This is New Year's Dance off competition tier
binx started so strong
why does jet never zoom the girls? is he a faggot?
>>205125254>But I guess they don't call it hellhouse for nothingIt's called "Fishtank"
>>205125220saved
>>205125248id take a lifetime with nothing but 80s music if i never had to hear nigger music again in my life
like probably brought in some big brother viewers so getting rid of him was dumb as shit. and he was providing some entertainment
Show is skidding Jet... Jokerposters are coming back.
>>205125254shut up cole
AYEPEPPERONI AND CHEESEYUH
>>205125114>zoomers trying to impress their edaddy wouldn't have stopped!!none of these people care
>>205125281fucking kek
>>205125268it literally sounds identical
>>205124345You're going to be so disappointed lmao
ok someone take the mic off her now please
>>205125250Worst day so far, mainly because it was hyped to be the best day so far.
when is mizzy bending down and spreading her cheeks towards the camera
Who do you guys think will be the final 2? I'm betting on alex but i can't think of anyone else in the current cast willing to survive hellhouse
>Saving clips of alexis acting like a whore to send to her son in 10 yearsAnyone else?
totally fucked up my life
>>205125054/ftl/ is officially an eminem general
>>205125286Yeah, he only zooms in on Burt's cock
>>205125297Famous House is so convincing the jokerposters are coming home to roost
stupid bastard luke. glad hes gone
>>205125310Hopefully I won't remember this show in 10 years
>>205125297joker is a raped bitch. we need a new mascot
>>205125286The fleshbags are here to be abused not simped over
>>205125310Hahahahahahaha thats so fucked
>>205125228no, its really not
>>205125250So shit?
>>205125309alex or ian and binx
>>205125054We should CANCEL Eminem
>>205125250S2fags are actually insufferable. The introduction of Frank Hassle reveals that production have completely ran out of ideas and are resorting to sending in a fat guy to outright bully the fish, it usually happens at the absolute bottom of viewership interest
>>205125310post 'em plz
>>205125254keep jokerposting
>>205125306wasnt hyped tho
>>205125314How so Anon?
>>205125320run your show andrew
>>205125310Based and Burtpilled
BORT BORT, YOU THINK BOIRT? DO YOU? DO YOU BOIRT?that's all I'm fucking hearing rn make it stop make it stop.
>>205125309I’m thinkin Ian v. Burt… sort of a Spy v. Spy vibe
ALEX OUT
>>205125254Sam Hyde is truly evil
>>205125310send them to her already born son
I get going slow but this is boring and gay
>>205125320bloody benchod luke bastard
where is ted?
can someone tell me why i lost all interest when luke went? >inb4 gaygo rope jeets
So wiggers with braids never wash or comb their hair?That shit looks itchy looking at it. I imagine he probably puts girly oils on it when he puts his woman's shower cap on for bed?Crusty dude.
Yeah Alex has lost the drive for this shit. Everyone say THANKS BURT.
>>205125349>>205125349>>205125349>>205125349
binx drooling over burt, again...
>>205125309depends on if they actually do cast voting to elim
We need luke
that's enough music. where is payton
>>205125309alex or binx are the only 2 that can possibly win in my eyes.
>>205124103>burtspurt.com is downwhat gives
How on earth are they gonna convince them to to stick with the show once they reveal the actual premise? Are they just planning to never tell them and gradually ramp up the abuse?
>>205125314Same
>>20512524800s radio rock is horrific, imagine citing buckcherry as an example of a decade of music being good lmao
>binx better at rapping than jet
>>205125309binx for sure
>>205125340Supposed to be the first elimination via vote, Halloween party with epic celebrity DJ, computer reveal, etc.
>>205125264I can nearly guarantee her grandparents are raising theme as a second chance type thing. I've seen it so many times.
>>205125365some things never change. she needs to eliminate ted first though
>>205125320HOW CAN HE TOUCH?
Wait why does alex even want to win this??
>>205125254Would be good if the smoke were actually joker gas
>>205125382at this point im pretty sure they aren't gonna tell them. 10 of them will quit on the spot if they learn what the show really is
BURT HAS NO RHYTHM LMAOOO
>>205125356because it made no sense
>>205125309alex and binx. honestly i feel like alexis could be underrated
>>205125200should they let daddy dom burt spurt sleeping pills down his teddy's throat? probably not
>>205125391kek she is
>>205125306How was it hyped? Today has honestly been perfectly average. If this was S2 we’d be calling it an action packed day lmaoo
>>205125396oh yeah the computer youre right
>>205125220based
HOW IS HE SO OFF-BEAT WITH THE WHISTLE?
>>205125391idk burt it's an expert raper
>>205125425autistic people have evolved beyond the need for it
>Once the show's over and everyone's traumatized, the cast will 100% try to go to the press/cops, I can see Smack doing some local interview describing her 3 week stay in a racist, homophobic xenophobic misogynistic alt-right leaning hell house.
Signal is typical "nice guy" predator
>>205125416he's making history
>>205125349>>205125349>>205125349>>205125349new
>>205125310>Hey kid, a decade ago your mom… DANCED.Wow I’m sure he’ll be horrified.
>>205125416He wants any amount of fame and he knows this si the best he can get so hes going all out.He is the literal perfect contestant for this show.
>>205124971<3
>>205125042He is a dishwasher on a Cuban resort. This is some hidden Luke lore only I know in this thread.
>>205125003I can try, maybe in a later version, but it might be really hard since it's my first go at this lol. I'll work on publishing it now. Seems like people are interested in it.
>>205124942i was gonna make it a google extension
>>205124857not him but report yourself for being a tranny
They don't realize how much incredible danger they are all in. Burt is fucking insane and will absolutely murder someone when shit gets crazier in the house... jfc.
>>205124998You are 100 percent wrong. 60s and 70s were by far the best>t. 1992
>>205125054I outgrew him when I turned 12 and started thinking it was cringe.
>>205124838>>205125706realized it might take a few hours to days to get it reviewed & published cuz google is retarded. Might just post it to github, ill see.
