Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.King of /film/ edition>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlAPrevious >>205131766
>REAL TSAI POWER RANKINGS >S TierStray DogsThe River No No SleepRebels of the Neon God>A TierVive l'AmourWayward CloudI Don't Want to Sleep Alone>B TierDaysJourney to the WestWhat Time is it ThereGoodbye, Dragon Inn>C TierVisageHole
>>205159698Overrated gallery drifter.Tsai is the most overrated faggot here. The collective cognitive dissonance when it comes to praising a faggot who shoots everything from the most boring angle imaginable, wide single shots for 5 minutes cut to another and another. Wow bravo Tsai, give him the Golden Leopard! CCTV tier hack, making the same film over and over. His only good films, which aren't melodramatic tripes are The Wayward Cloud and Face.Zhangke, Hou, Wang Bing, Joe all clear him. Not even mentioning the slow cinema directors from Europe.
>>205159862FILTEREDILTERED
need some covidkino
>>205159862stupid plebabby
>>205159662Great chart imo, gonna start reviewing this one soon, then backtrack to ancient era charts when I'm finished with this one.
Something like digitally shot film is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good 35mm print.
>>205159916>>205159962Coping unit already here. Imagine watching 20 minute wide shot of 2 fags massaging each other and thinking hmm cinema.
reposting the latest update
Queen of /film/
>>205160026Insecure brainlet worried after your pp twitched during those scenes?
>>205159970I've seen most of nigga & nu/film/ films by mere virtue of being here during these eras. I suggest you to lurk moar.
>>205160026It can be atmospheric. I liked seeing a french whore sucking dick on pic rel, so why not like two asian men giving themselves pleasure on Tsai's joint?
>>205160142I was busy doing my own thing; I don't only watch /film/ films, I also review music and go to the kinoplex every time there's new slop coming. And I also enjoy trying new restaurants every weekend, sometimes with friends. We have an aesthete lifestyle to maintain, lil pup.
>>205160136>brainletTsai does not make intellectual cinema, dear retard. His whole schtick is making the opposite of that.>>205160168>20 minutes of gay sex is atmospheric Kek, nice cope. Borowczyk does not stretch the scene to the point of complete tedium, he also deals with sex much much better. Tsai only managed to make one good film where he used sex in an interesting way - Wayward Cloud.
>>205159834Tsai has never made anything lower than A Tier (not counting his early TV movies)
>>205160354>Tsai does not make intellectual cinemaI didn't say he does, you are just a brainlet because you can't handle some long takes
>>205160354Which Borowczyk flicks have you enjoyed thus far? I think he's usually amazing.
>>205160076Based and Gapsikpilled
C I N E M A
>>205160576Do you think Lee Kang Sheng popped a boner when filming this scene
>>205160076>Suspiria>Piano Teacher>Paris, Texas>Attorney Woo>FerrariAny other waifu picks?
>links on OP againGlad to be the bringer of changeGadonfag, kys
>>205161422cry about it
>>205161274that's all of them
>>205160707Lee is a method actor, he was actually fully erect shooting ropes of cum everywhere
>>205161657do you think tsai was hungrily lapping them up
Why did Tsai became /film/'s let director anyway? Serious answers only.
>>205161988*Pet, not let.
>>205160480>you need brain for long takesRetard.>>205160497The one you posted, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne, Goto, Story of Sin, The Beast and Immoral Taste. Better that gallery grifter for sure. I need to watch the church flick he made.
>>205159698Fake Tsaifag
>>205162043he makes for good memes
>>205161988Spamming. I would not say he is /film/'s pet modern director anyways. There are at least 2 other ones who are as popular/acclaimed based on the talk here and charts. Tsai has 1 film in all the decades charts. The difference is that the fans of the other 2 don't spend their days obsessively spamming the threads with X director pictures.
>fire up a film>mfw my words exactly
We’re all spammers here.
>>205162087Huh, so you've been gatekeeping Borowczyk from /film/, probably for years now?>Immoral TasteImmoral Tales, you mean?
>>205161274I don't even consider Park Eun Bin as my waifu, I just like the show because its comfy and there are lots of KDG anons in here.
>>205162206Which are the other 2 directors? Tsai is /film/'s meme "top" director, I think the real top director of film has always been Bresson, and for some maybe Ozu
>>205161657Lee is not a method actor. He’s literally just himself. He directs Tsai as much Tsai directs him.
>>205162387Ozu not really. The older ones are clearly Antonioni and Bresson.The modern Carax and Costa. Both are also chart acclaimed although the Costa discussions subsided over the past year.
>>205160576>>205160707>>205161657>>205161975the real question is does he question his sexuality now after filming shit like thatperhaps the whole plan behind these films all along was just to turn him gay so tsai could have his way with him
>>205162117This image will never not be funny.
>>205162562>Tsai has been trying to sissy hypno Lee for 25 yearsBig if true
>>205160707why wouldn't he? he's a fag
>>205162773Lee is straight, much to Tsai's chagrin this is well-documented
>>205162773Wrong
>>205162335He is not obscure.Yes
Any books I should be reading on film noir, /film/?
support /film/makers
>>205162773Nigga gets hoes
>>205163310>implying he's not talking about the gay pop twinks
>>205163199No, watch the films.
Does anyone have a mega with the new restored version of High & Low?
>>205163569I already did.
>>205163946Watch them again.
>>205164144Kek
Recommend me a japanese film to watch that i havent already seen
>>205163946Then you already know what there is to know.
>>205164230The Human Bullet (1968).
>>205162773You’re confusing Leefag with Lee the actor.
last /film/ film for today
>>205164230Early summer
Are the Zatoichi films worth watching?
>>205166069yes
What’s the last film you’ve watched and was it any good?>Raising ArizonaIt wasn’t too bad.
>>205166069yes, but arr rook same
>>205166869For me, it was Lebowski into Arizona and I decided to chill on the Coens for an unspecified period of time.
>>205166869>The Hours after reading the bookWasn't too bad of an adaptation. Nicole Kidman as Virginia Woolf was way too sexy, though.
>>205166869it discovered me Pete Seegerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOIyqXIc8Q>>205167053Oh Brother is their best comedy imho
>>205167214I just don't feel much interest in their work after those two movies. Lebowski is ridiculously overrated, -maybe even the most overrated movie of all time-, and is just a 6/10 comedy on the level of or below something like American Pie: Naked Mile. Arizona straight up sucked. Like, being honest, I don't get why people suck those jewish cocks so vehemently.
I like their first film, the vengeance one
>>205166869HouseWas alright but that particular style of surreal japanese absurdism is not my cup of tea, even though I do appreciate it and the conditions under which it was made
>>205167498Why did you think Arizona sucked? I mean it was anything too great, but it weren’t too bad neither. That’s sort of how I feel about them as filmmakers. I don’t love any of their movies too much, but I do still enjoy watching them.
>>205168095I just felt kinda the same as with Lebowski but amplified... I think a good term to describe their cinema would be "quirkcore"; just stuff like Wes Anderson, Sophia Coppola, Jonah Hill, etc. "Indie" films with an emphasis on giving an appearance of being unique, clever, quirki, without putting enough work into making the films actually interesting or relatable for someone that isn't interested in the aesthetic of quirkiness or cleverness. I feel like those movies are just a massive waste of my time, it feels like an exercise in looking trendy and cool more than it feels like a movie.Now, going back to Arizona, I just felt the plot was vacuous, the acting uninspired despite containing Cage and the overall vibe of the film boring and unmemorable. Felt like a 4/10 for me. I watched it too much time ago and I don't even remember it that well, and that's troubling because I have an amazing memory (people always get astonished when I recall events from 20 plus years ago in full detail).
tfw you realize Au Hazard Balthasar is just Dumbo with a Donkey.
>>205168737Depressive suicidal Dumbo with a donkey.How pissed off is /film/ today? I've realized that complaining helps with anger management, don't expect to chimp out sooner than 2 weeks.
Watched Rebecca, great atmos but dull plot
>>205169241Marty loves that joint.
>>205169241OBESE
>>205159834Forgot to add that Afternoon would be in B tier
>>205168640Fair enough. Although, I wouldn’t put them on the same level as the other filmmakers you mentioned in terms of vacuousness. I do think they have their own convictions that they feel strongly about. What exactly are they? I’m not entirely sure. A lot of the characters in their movies are a little over the top sure, but at the heart of it all I think there is something human and relatable there.
>>205169768Strangely sensible reply. I have nothing against them on a human level, it's just their cinema that I dislike. They still have some great films though (Lost in Translation and Rushmore basically).
>>205169501bau didnt star in rebecca thoughbeit
>>205168640If the Coens get pushed into that category then so should PTA, by that logic
>>205169501Obese why? lol, just checked on Joan Fontaine and she was anything but obese.
>>205162239I've been sleeping on this series for a while.I started watching the first film years ago but got filter by the zoophilia
>>205166869if you're counting shorts, then World of Tomorrow Episode Three: The Absent Destinations of David Prime. I quite liked it, though the first World of Tomorrow is still my favorite. I like most of Hertzfeldt's stuff, even if he is "reddit". if you're just talking features, then the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. it was really bad
>>205170237The director of the film was.
>>205170138PTA is amazing, and the two films I watched by him were not quirky at all.
>>205170264Which series are you talking about?>>205170299Ah, I see.
How the fuck did this win the Golden Lion and gets such high praises? The dialogues are a disaster (Almodovar should really stick to making Spanish movies), the acting is unnatural and lifeless and the pacing is ridiculous. I'm disappointed, was really looking forward to this one.
>>205170836>english speakers didnt notice how bad Almodovar dialogues were beforetriste, así en muchos casos
>>205170237He’s referencing to the meme “Hitchcock’s obese gaping asshole” lmao
>>205170836Have not seen it yet, but he's usually pretty kitsch in his dialogues and themes. Bet that you were filtered.>>205171170Amigo, onions hispanoparlante and Almodovar's dialogues were always pretty good. Are you guys sure that these dialogues suck that bad? Todo sobre mi madre's dialogues were great, same with Dolor y gloria. I've never met anyone that disliked Almodóvar's works, -and on the contrary-, have met many passionate fans of his cinema (including my mom).
>>205171439Didn't even know that movie came directly from his asshole kek.
>>205170836>Julianne Moore>Tilda Swinton>director of The Skin I Live InAnd you’re telling me it’s NOT kino?
>>205171549I think the same, how could it suck? lmao, it feels like a dream come true.
>>205170440Dead or Alive
Is there better copy available of Frank Perry's Last SummerI've only found 931MB one
>>205171604Saw the first 15 minutes of the first film like a year ago, looked kino. Miike is based.
>>205171604First one is the best but the second one is where the feels are, third one is meh.
>>205171647There's a 1.45 GB one.
>>205170836>>205171170>>205171443I over the pants masturbated to Penelope Cruz in the theater during Volver with my grandma sitting next to me. I was 13.
>>205171787Also a 1.3GB one on Soulseek right now.
>>205171874You already were a real one back then, no wonder you ended up on /film/.
>>205171443>I've never met anyone that disliked Almodóvar's workspretty easy to find in spainhttps://www.lavanguardia.com/cultura/20240405/9588910/boyero-almodovar-especialista-escenas-bobas-hacerme-sentir-vergueenza-ajena.html
>>205171902Oh right, forgot to look there
>>205159862based. Tsai is a conman.
>>205172154Boyero was obviously turbo filtered by the kitsch element in Almodóvar's kino. Just as I thought. Nigga thinks that Almodóvar makes those ridiculous tranny kinos in full seriousness. Boyero would probably watch Pink Flamingos and complain that the film is "too ridiculous, lacks seriousness and substance".
>>205171487All his films do, gaping wide open and waiting for cash payment from the masses to be deposited deep inside
>>205171874Should’ve had ol’ meemaw giving you the wanky dank.
>>205152267The fucking title.Also a bit weird to have /film/ films included; hadn't had this before, had we?
>>205170836Yes, I agree. It was abhorrent. Felt like a self parody and Tilda Swinton is pretty bad in it. Bonus points for few absurd moments which reach high camp funniness but the theatrical drama doesn't work and the script is awful. His last gay cowboy short was bad too. The part with Torturro talking about climate change during the lunch with Moore was hilarious. The beginning where Tilda dumps her life story exposition and the burning house was also top tier. >>205171443>pretty kitschYes, we know. We have seen his other films, doesn't make this diarrhea any better.
>>205172425Shoulda had ol meemaw bendin down over the theater seats in front of yall and givin her a good rammin’. Rip peepaw nah mean?
>>205170264>filtered instead of intrigued ngmi
>>205172611Do it for Pedro nigga. Ik that nigga would luh dat shit.
>>205159862>ZhangkeDisregarded
>>205159862Joe ain’t clearing shit, but his anal cavity for bbc.
>>205172879>filtered by ZhangkeKek.
>>205172606But did you like his other films?
>>205172879Platform is probably the best Chinese (any of the three Chinas) film I've ever seen
>>205164230talking head (1992)
>>205172360>Juana, ¿Tu nunca has estado con un hombre?>No, bueno con mi hermano solo.>¿Has hecho incesto?>No se si era incesto. El caso era que mi hermano era subnormal.>Pobrecillo.>Bueno es. Y como todos los subnormales le gustaba mucho follar. >Bueno, no solo a los subnormales Juanita.>Ya. Pero el caso que empezó con las vacas. Con las cabras, y con todos los corderos del pueblo.>Pues vaya...>Y luego empezó con el vecindario.>Y antes de que violara a todas las vecinas... Pues claro me dejaba que me pegara yo unos polvos... y... se desahogara.>Bueno siendo así. A lo mejor no ha sido incesto.>Pero claro Juana, con razón tu estás así tan traumatizada.>¿Qué traumatizada? Donde se ponga un buen chocho que se quite todo lo demás. La señora porque no lo ha probado.
>>205172425>>205172611She was very unattractive to me, plus she didn't like me very much so she would never do it. She died in 2013, RIP grandma.
What’s the film of the week? Here’s my rec for this thread btw.
>>205164230Antenna (2004)
>>205173484Wow, what a rec. Watching rn.>>205173444Absolutely hilarious.
>>205173484
>>205173588By saying nothing, nothing is left unsaid. Very based anon. I know what film you are referring to. It’s the film of our lives.
>>205173484I think i'll bring back my threadly recs.
Movies where woman have passionate sex with monsters pls.
>>205173858the filmography of Dogfart and blackedraw
Apparently the DOP for Suspiria (2018) also shot Joe’s Uncle Boonmee and Shamallamadingdong’s Trap. Surely they aren’t as bad?
>>205173858I actually know of two btw. Possession (1981) and Uncle Boonmee if you count a the catfish as a monster.
>>205171443>>205172154this is from the 80shttps://archive.org/details/escritossobreelc0000unsemost common opinion on Almodovar was that his scripts were bad or just a collection of bad jokesit wasnt until the late 90s when his movies start getting awards
What is the /film/ equivalent of Japanese tentacle porn?
>>205173858>>205173973>>205174037all me
>>205174093Prove it? I think it was all me.
>>205173858Shindo's Edo Porn (1981).
anything good here?already got tickets for Anoraletterboxd.com/lucasmass/list/stockholm-film-festival-2024
>>205174255Based. Thanks friend. I love Shindo already, but have yet to watch this.
>>205174328The queen of /film/ was excited to see it.
>>205174372Bau was excited to see that?
>>205174342It's a very absurd film, enjoy.
>>205174409Don’t play along, you know who that is.
>>205174372>>205174487I instantly thought of Gadon... I'm thinking Gadonfag won the war. Saddest words you'll read today.
>>205173182Yes, except for the cowboy shit. His films being kitsch and melodramatic is not a big revelation. That is the appeal of them.
>>205173961Boonmee is good.
>>205174328Frogman
>>205174328>AnoraYawn.What a mid line-up, you would expect better for a film festival. I can only recommend a film you shouldn't watch and that is Rumours. Unless you like bad political comedies that is.
what Lanthimos has done to cinema should be tried in court, constantly these aloof dryly comedic shockfests playing to cannes. am sick of the so-called "arthouse"
>>205174784Yeah the lineup was so-so this year, last year was much better. Bought a ticket for Bushido as well since it was only $3
>>205170836
The BTFO'd serrafag still here? I want to point at him and laugh
>>205175335take your meds
>>205175335>btfoed>muh akshually tsai is betterlmao
>>205175483>still here>still a faggotjust beautiful LMAO
>>205174861The modern "arthouse" is just an extension of bread and circuses of a collapsing empire. It's why cheap horror films and nicolas cage movies are considered "arthouse"
>>205170836better Golden Lion than Nomadland and L'événement tho
>>205175436>take your meds>t.
>>205171443im from Spain and A LOT of people, including boomer critics, hate Almodovar melodrama and specially the dialogs are a big point of negative criticism of his cinemaLaberinto de Pasiones es putísima mierda hecha única y exclusivamente para su grupo de amigos (Mcnámara y compañía) y de no haber conocido al productor que colocó a su novia como actriz principal en Entre tinieblas, Almodovar would've stuck in second failed film director jail for 10 years minimum. He wasn't that revolutionary for Spanish cinema and less for European/World cinema
>>205174547>I'm thinking Gadonfag won the war. I don’t see anyone going out with a fight.
>>205176045without* lel
Step Brothers (2008) should be /film/.
>>205176331Don’t worry, it already is along with Walk Hard and The Other Guys.
>>205173961I half caught mysterious object at noon on tv last week and the premise actually seemed more put together than I remembered it. Still do not get Joe.
>>205175997>>im from Spain and A LOT of people, including boomer critics, hate Almodovar melodrama and specially the dialogs are a big point of negative criticism of his cinemaOf course they do. >THE TONE ISN'T LIKE JONATHAN GLAZER!? IT'S MAKING ME CRINGE!>MELODRAMA!? NO!!!! THAT'S FOR WOMEN!Almodovar is perhaps the greatest in cinema.
>>205176369It is? Walk Hard was okay. The Other Guys sucked. Talladega Knights was good, but not /film/. Other stupid movies that should be considered as /film/ is You Don’t Mess with the Zohan or Zoolander.
>>205166869I watched son of the mask on Halloween, it was awful
>>205176526>You Don’t Mess with the ZohanLiteral zionist propaganda. /film/ stands with Palestine.
>>205176526
is it /film/?
>Almodovar is perhaps the greatest in cinema.lil manuel watched 4 movies in his lifespan
might not be the place for this question/request but I trust the spergs here more than the retards and normalfaggots outside this general; /documentaries/ or /lit/ to LEARN ART? Either history or whatever tge fuck elsethanks
>>205176751I don’t stand with Palestine or Israel.
>>205176526The Other Guys is great.https://youtu.be/G3ZIskRgC6E
>>205176526Also Napoleon Dynamite is /film/.
>>205175705>It's why cheap horror films and nicolas cage movies are considered "arthouse"Only by retards
>>205177197Yes you do
>>205176526Go fuck yourself. None of these films are arthouse or classic.
>>205177186
>>205177341Nigga did I say they were? Are you retarded or something?
>>205177295Jared Hess is just another shitty example of filmmakers like Wes shiterson
>>205174547Over my dead body
Just had a nice warm cup of Joe.
>>205177773Is this code for swallowing Apichatpong’s cum?
Hornyposting is in
>>205177197that "I hope both sides blow each other up" is seeded by israel itself to keep the far right asleep
>>205177853Gadonfag imposter spotted.
Gadonposting is in
Gang's all back
>>205177994Everyone hates coalburners here
>>205177428>Other stupid movies that should be considered as /film/You are the literal retard with brain damage here
>>205178025Gadonfag posting is just a lesser form of hornyposting.
>>205177197I don't even know what they're fighting about.
>>205178151You lack basic reading comprehension. Did you have trouble in school? Were you considered “slow” by others?
>>205178255>factually proven wrong and humiliated>”uhhh yer dumb!!!”suicide is your best option here
>>205178337I’ll commit suicide after you prove me to that you can read and understand the contents of a book.
>>205178183anime, its a berserk v monster fight
any of these actually worth watching?>Letterboxd’s Top 50 of 2024 — Updated Weeklyhttps://boxd.it/u3aRm
>>205176751Based.
>>205178103Everyone hates imposters here
>>205178600>of 2024
>>205178412Funny, your parents said the same thing when they wanted me to explain this book to them. Turns out they were just as fucked in the head as you are. The rotten apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree in your case. Hope they committed suicide though, as I hope you do the same now as well.
>>205178600nigga ain't clicking that shit
>>205178662Your brain is diseased friend. I suggest you get help immediately before you inevitably attempt to kill yourself.
I bet you didn't know that The Maltese Falcon, Laura, and Double Indemnity were actually gay movies about homosexuals, did you, /film/? Did you know that? They're all gay, says Criterion
>>205178748This a Blacked photoshoot?
>>205178748came
>>205178748She is attractive, but im immediately put off when I think of who her father is and how similar they look.
Pic related is the only 2024 film that I'm genuinely excited to watch. Has anyone here gotten the chance to see it?Shame that Scott Walker died before he got the chance to do the score :(
>>205179080they're trying to trick faggots into film noir, since you can recommend something from 50s hollywood without being called a misogynist
>>205179080They're not "about" fags, but they do all have fag characters.
Why do homosexuals and black people have to make everything about themselves? I’m not racist or homophobic, but I’ve noticed this happens a lot.
>>205179279What puts me off is her deformed foot and attraction to black men
>>205179529An example of this is when James Baldwin saw himself being victimized in John Ford’s films. It’s truly insufferable and selfish behavior in my opinion.
>>205178600nigga/film/ essential ri her
>>205179529low IQ individuals tend to not be able to understand anything that doesn't exactly mimic what they have personally experienced. make of that what you will
>>205159494Not him but I don’t think anyone can make sense of Finnegans Wake. I’ve never had a book filter me so hard in my life.
Another month where Criterion Channel neglects westerns almost entirely. All they added was True Grit (2010) and only because they were doing a Coen Brothers highlight.That brings the total amount of westerns available on their platform to 11. Historically one of the most popular genres in American cinema, thousands of movies made by Hollywood's biggest stars and directors, and they offer less than a dozen and go months without adding any.
>>205177853>replies three minutes laterFunny how Gadonfag has been essentially mindbroken by the mere sight of Nasty Nas.
>>205180264It’s written that way. I’m still holding off reading it out of respect. I absolutely love everything else I’ve read from him but I haven’t had the courage to read more than a few pages of it so far- I know I’m not old enough, experienced enough, educated enough to come close to beginning to understand it.I’ll tackle it once I’m in my 50s. It truly is end game literature. I don’t think we’ve had that occur for cinema yet, don’t know if we ever will.
>>205177341They are classic though! Didn’t you know they are the 2000s equivalent of The General/Cameraman?
>>205179315Only things I were excited for were new Godard and Carax, still waiting on leaks
>>205180264It's hundreds of pages of puns, references, and double entendres. Joyce was not only a polyglot, but also possibly the most well-read author of the early 20th century. Finnegans is a chimera of multiple tongues and coalescing cultural references. That being said, a lot of the analyses and interpretative texts on FW manage to supersede the actual work, personally. Philip K. Dick saw it as a predictive divination text akin to the I-Ching (he references this on the Valis trilogy). I'm not particularly well-read on Marshall McLuhan, but I find his interpretation of it intriguing as well.>Joyce's Wake is claimed to be a gigantic cryptogram that reveals a cyclic pattern for human history through its Ten Thunders. Each "thunder" below is a 100-character portmanteau of other words to create a statement McLuhan likens to an effect that each technology has on the society into which it is introduced. In order to glean the most understanding out of each, the reader must break the portmanteau into separate words (many of these themselves portmanteaus of words taken from multiple languages other than English) and speak them aloud for the spoken effect of each word. There is much dispute over what each portmanteau truly denotes.
>>205180765And here I thought Infinite Jest was dense.
>>205180557 thousands of westerns on youtube in 4k for free and you depend on the criterion channel, weak
>>205180587>even her nickname "Nasty" alludes to her being a disgusting whore and coalburning.
>>205180587Many such cases. SAD!
>>205180906Can’t believe stupid fucks still PAY for streaming garbage, especially criterion trash
What's the Finnegans Wake of film?
>>205180765>Philip K. Dick saw it as a predictive divination text akin to the I-Ching (he references this on the Valis trilogy).Found the bit I was thinking of. Pic related.
>>205181077Doesn’t exist, never will
>>205181077Probably some obscure experimental bullshit not even veteran /film/anons have heard of.
seeing anora ina bit
>>205181077Maybe Godard's Histoire(s) du Cinéma, but even that is limited in scope, by comparison.
Good morning Gadonbros
>>205181101Cool excerpt. It reminded me of how DFW predicted video calling would become the norm back in the early-mid 90s.
>>205181586kys
>>205181586It's evening here, but good morning to you Gadobro! Sarah Gadon is lovely.
>>205181006specially westernshttps://www.youtube.com/@GrjngoWesternMovies/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@wildwesterns/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@DonaldPBorchersOG/videos
>>205159862seething tastelet
>>205181077I have no idea what Finnegans Wake is
>>205160168>Joe DallesandroThis guy was hilarious in Blood for Dracula.
>>205181586>time in India: 7:45AMSubtle.
>>205182263It's a matter of public record by this point, we all know he's a pajeet.
attention span too fried to watch another film/film/ for this feel
Was Gadonfag obsessed with an actress prior? Who was his favorite actress before this long-running crusade? Give us something to go off of, you weren’t always like this.
>>205183106
Oh my GAWD!!!!THE TONE IS OFFWHY ISN'T THIS LIKE JONATHAN GLAZER AND ROBERT EGGERS FILMS? CINEMA IS THE MODERN DAY CHURCH!HUMOR!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU A CHUD OR SOMETHING! NO!!! JONATHAN GLAZER AND DAVID FINCHRE ONLY!!!!!
>>205181077If we can agree that the cinematic equivalent of a portmanteau would be a match cut, then Eisenstein's Strike and Battleship Potemkin (two separate films which spiritually match cut as one film) is the Finnegans Wake of /film/. Either that or Ozu's cyclical saga.
>>205183195Even at 1:38 this feels way too long
>>205183195Best film of 2024
>>205183223WHERE’S MY CREEPY HOWDY MAN????
2024 /film/
>>205183303Nah, you're thinking of one of Sarah Gadon's films.
>>205183106ten skies by james benning
>>205182877>pajeet simping for a jew man's slut
>>205183380>>205160076
>>205183106IShowSpeed Funny Moments Compilation 2024 | Try Not To Laugh
>>205183489But enough about Harperfag.
so much for effort posting tonight, huh.
We're all trying our best here.
so much for effort posting this year, huh.
so much for effort posting, huh.
Chang Can Dunk
huh?
>>205183956so much for effort posting.
so much...
Chang Can Dunk 2 Dunking Boogaloo
>>205183223This is why I like asian cinema so much. They don't have the Protestant fear of god. They know life is pain. Just sit back with a mcdonalds big mac while standing in front of big neon lights, running from the mob, your chubby comic relief buddy cracks a joke. Your girl is loyal. You'll probably all die in a shut out or heroin od. That's fucking cinema mates. >>205183329>EW Jodorowsky?>YUCK Bunuel!?>Pedro Almodovar? that's for WOMEN!!!I have noticed that the best directors are mexicans because they are non-pretentious. Also Javier Bardem sucked when he started speaking english.
>>205183223You mean, the Jonathan Glazer that directed Sexy Beast?
you care too much for other people, you and them are doing nothing but looking moving pictures on a blank screen.
Nicolas Cage + David Lynch should've been memetastic but instead it's MEH. Wish they would team up for one last memefest before they die.
>>205184621Everyone cares for Sarah Gadon.
>>205184798words words words words punchline
>>205184798Not even her own parents care for her. Grim.
>>205184798Answer the question: >>205183190
>>205185238Sarah Gadon's parents have always loved and supported her.
>>205185295I have been a fan of Sarah Gadon since her appearance on Are You Afraid of the Dark? in 1999. She was 12 at the time and so was I.
>>205185451Big if true.
what is the /film/ equivalent of a bowl of pasta with a buttered croissant?
>>205173975I haven't seen his early works, but I know that he comes from a punk aesthetic derived from El destape; I don't think that his early films are very similar to his later productions.>>205174037Urotsukidoji>>205174861He's got good shit, but I don't think he's arthouse.>>205175997I enjoy his movies, but maybe your spanish POV makes you see him as shittier than he is. Do you think Todo sobre mi madre es una mierda?>>205176957Kek, this is true.>>205177186Edvard Munch is the epitome of this.
>>205186351ok but what about this >>205186178
>>205186351ok but what about this >>205181077
>>205178600All shit. Watch The Substance for the memes and call it a day. And also Dune II if you like space operas.>>205181077Everything Everywhere All at Once.>>205181608These kinds of predictions were already made by many before him.
>>205183195Why did he do it
We're all walkers here.
We are all bumping here
>a certain waifufag killed the thread again
>>205188854It's always dead around these hours.
>>205184621The screen isn’t blank, it has moving pictures on it.
>>205188875People got to sleep after all. It was a good thread (I wasn't here when he did his "thing")
>>205188998Thanks
>>205186351There is literally nothing wrong with this post.
>>205188998Yes. Myself i sleep from 6AM to 1PM.
shall I bake?>tfw cant sleep
>>205189203Yeah, in a coupla hours.
>>205189058I agree.>>205189203If you wish. Thanks.
I found my childhood gf, a girl I knew in the first grade of elementary school. I don't know why, but I hadn't thought of her until now, I am 31 years old, All of this was literally 24-25 years ago. I had her on facebook when I was in high school, but never talked to her or interacted with her other than that one year during childhood. I deleted my facebook almost a decade ago, but searched the app for the last hour and a half just to find her profile. I finally did, but now I am facing a conundrum of how to even talk to her again. It seems like my only option is to remake a facebook profile from scratch just to add her and talk to her again. But I don't know, that shit does seem really creepy from the outside looking in and I acknowledge that, but life is too short, and we are too insignificant as people living on a speck of dust living in a cosmic second in the grand scheme of the universe for me not to talk to her again no matter how strange it all may seem at first. But I don't know. I just don't know.
if im awake in the next 40 minutes i will, if not, another anon shall do the honor
>>205189203Do it now
>>205189347tldr?
Imma bake
>>205189347Just private message her on insta or FB I guess, tell her that you want to get in contact with her, maybe for old time's sake. Fun stuff, don't need to put pressure on yourself for something as human as seeking connection.
GO>>205189512>>>205189512
>>205189532>in a coupla hours.
My eye hurts :\
>wasting a third of the thread again
>>205189347You better add her and keep us fucking updated, I’m invested now
>>205191019will do!>>205189507thx!
>>205189532>one and a half hour lateru proud?
>>205192473I'm proud of Sarah Gadon
>>205189532>TWO hours laterrly proud
