Universal HaHaa edition/ftl/ News• NEW MECHANIC REVEALED: they are in a smart house with AI that has been observing them, its about to be turned on• Burt is in complete meltdown mode upon realizing the AI has been watching his schizo rants - Computer has a TTS conversation with him in B3• Sneed voted most swag by social media, wins a Switch• Alexis crowns herself queen in attractiveness ranking• Ian's life is at risk from the cartels if he doesn't win• New curfew at 2am, fish must be in a bedroom• No more sharing medications or supplements• Burt asks Ted to accompany him to Vegas - Ted declines• Ted alerts the Fish that the BMW i8 is now gone• Burt wins the Halloween dance off and a trip to fabulous Las Vegas!• The elimination vote has been pushed to Saturday after Luke's premature departure from the show• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bit - 11 contestants remain• Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/8mnq2zs0>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)http://jlingz.com/>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205162576
>le wholesome chungus rapisti hate you people
burt is not well
they all need to watch Mean Girls (the 2004 version of course) together
kino shit
BURT x ALEX 4L
I NEED SCHIZOPHRENIC NIGGER SPERM IN MY ASS ASAP
QUEEEEEEN!
Fantank fags apologize
How the fuck is the BNWO BBC BVLL the most real person there?
>check up on alex>have to keep switching from B3 to kitchen to not miss it
Remember when Jet got drunk Claire to flash Dave for immunity then immediately started spamming TTS to her saying "go home"
>>205164219He says he loves Alex like a brother because one of his primary fetishes is incestuous pedophilia. "Daddy Burt"
Computer says no
>>205164229is dbz worth watching as an adult
Reminder that after S1, Tai talked about how he was having lucid dreams where he heard the TTS noise and described them like PTSD nightmares.Burt is never going to be the same after this, I'm afraid.
>>205164242Nontent queen sure
WHEN DOES SHOENICE22 SHOW UP?!??THE FISHTANK NEEDS ITS KING!!FUCK FAMOUS HOUSE!! BRING ON THE SHOEBOX!!!WHERE IS HE JET
>>205164180BURT HAS A PHONENOT A DRILLBURT HAS A PHONE
>>205164219its the twitterfags
>using mayonnaise and not butter for grilled cheesedo Americans really?
Kino
>>205164248he's literally a rapist
>>205164219He raped someone?
>>205164255no do sailor moon instead
WHERE THE FUCK IS IAN?IS HE ALRIGHT?
Trixie does NOT mog, fuck you to whoever keeps posting it and I'm glad you failed to post it this time
This is going to ruin Burt's life
Don't forget about the don
>you have to state what year your favorite movie was released cause everything is just unoriginal slopThe state of this board…
Ian has nust entered stasis on that couch
>only wiggers do tts>their set up is a single monitor and a single dude They will do 1 room at a time and not be like an AI thats everywhere
>>205164253i think he means brother (not for sex)
>>205164227>final day>burt has won the competition>they bring back all of the previously eliminated/kicked fish and they watch it in the den togetherfriendtank kino beyond belief
>>205164246He's already used to it, don't freak out.
>>205164286It will save his life.
The TTS noise doesnt seem to bother him anymore.
this is so funny. burt is getting used to it
>>205164248didnt he say he finds it weird too
>>205164286He deserves it for sure
>his heart rate is goodfucking kek
Burt likes HIMYM?Ok we can torture him
>>205164242SHE JUST TOLD THE JEET NOT TO TOUCH HER LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
burt is gonna love the ai. they think alike
>>205164256I still hear the ticket machine from all my years as a cook in my dreams sometimes
This is one of Burt's favorite television shows.
>>205164284t. fag
>>205164261
normiefag shit
>>205164284Fuck you.
alright burt has some pretty shit taste in tv
Burt is a pervert which is pretty normal for spergs and shizos but were is the rapist pedophile shit coming from? Just because he likes to RP a murderer or what?
>His heart rate >Burt is buying all of this I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>205164286i don't give a fuck
>his heart rate is normalLMFAOOOOOO. fantastic, jet
>>205164273both are good
I'm glad we got such positive gay representation from Burt this season.
Burt is such a weird mix: raping black man psycho with autism and the taste in movies like a millenial teenage girl
>>205164273no, mayo sucks
I can't tell if I'm crying from laughing or crying for BurtKino
kinda sus burt
>>205164282Where else?
goddamn burt is really gay
mizzy talking to the camera 4 days ago:https://x.com/molepfp/status/1850964891991257263
Do you guys remember Season 1 when people would send TTS' to the wrong room.
>>205164255not really
>>205164273>he doesn't know
>asking the ai if he’s normalKek
:(
>>205164253alex is 37 years old and looks even older because of his heroin abuse
lmao burt's getting used to it
>>205164273Its super good
burt..... :(
>>205164255for sure but maybe some condensed version like kai, the original OG cut is super fucking slow. also the original series (just dragon ball) is pure shonen kino. personally i even prefer the manga but to each their own
There really must be a connection between being gay and a pervert
does anyone know if burt got arrested for anything in 2011?
>>205164219Don't talk that way about Sensei Scott
This is amazing, need a season where every fish is as insane as Burt
>>205164248>How the fuck is the BNWO BBC BVLL the most real person there?The same kind of people who hate Betty in these threads are the ones who expect all black men to fulfill that role
>>205164323burt is a white woman trapped in a giant black man's body
>>205164323Kino answer though
>>205164286you know he films himself fucking 80+ year old guys for money, right?
>>205164284Trixie did mog. RIP..
Holy fuck, Burt really thinks it’s a super AI and now he’s trying to use it as a therapist.
LMAOOOOOOOO.... BURT IS A NATURAL AT THIS
burt actually thinks hes talking to some AI oracle lmao
>IS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATICIS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATIC>IS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATICIS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATIC>IS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATICIS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATIC>IS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATICIS MY SPEECH PATTERN ABNORMAL OR ERRATICBURT BORG IS SYNCING WITH THE MOTHERSHIP
Burt doesnt just want to fuck the twinkshe cares about them too
>>205164255yeah it's still pretty good, just watch kai if you don't have time to sit through 250+ episodes
anyone else's VLC cams dropped?
>>205164333its literally just one retard samefagging it over and over trying to start shit
>HIMYMInsane how that show was probably one of the biggest shows on TV while it was airing and now it's been instantly forgotten. Everyone would quote it in real life and on the internet. Now nobody quotes it without cringing and Neil Patrick Harris went from being a huge star to barely being in anything and doing commercials for casino gambling apps.The finale was fucking bad but was it THAT bad?
first season where i want tts to cost a shit ton and be heavily moderated
>>205164336>>205164334Fantastic touch here. I absolutely cannot believe he just said ok like it's normal for a smart house to measure your heart rate.
>Is my behavior abnormal or erraticBahahahaha Burt
lets all love josie
Can I get a QRD for today?
its weird you guys watching director cam and posting a minute after something already happened
why does the TTS take 5 minutes to render?
uh oh
>>205164323Burt is such a queen. No way he's bi he's just gay.
HOLY SHIT, BURT IS LITERALLY ME except the pedo part
>>205164219Yes he is a heckin wholesome chungus rapist
Is Sam gonna cover the rehabilitation and therapy Burt needs after this?
>>205164375So?
Binx butt
you know, I get it now,how millions of people actually fell in love with those AI chat bots.This is fucked.
>burt adapting to the TTS sound>burt having a big heart and caring soulI love him bros
>>205164366where are you going with this?
>>205164317CLIP????
>>205164341>mayo sucksMayo is white people food, you couldn't enjoy it even if you tried.
>What are YOU top 3 tv showsHow did i know Goran would fuck up typing shit out instantly...
this season so far is so fucking kino im actually in shockthe rest of the season depends on if the best fish stay long. if its a ron, alexis and mizzy top 3 for example it will fall
>>205164372burt is many things. he's also an autistic middle aged man trapped in a giant black man's body
protect burt from the wiggers
Anyone else getting this weird ominous feeling? Like I'm viewing something that is going to go down in infamy and destroy careers and ruin lives.
>yes, your behavior and speech patterns are erratic
This is perfect. TELL BURT EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE ACTS LIKE HE DOES WHEN THEY ARE ALONE
Insider here, Burt is an actor and a plant.
>>205164306I think they lowered the volume a bit so it's not as startling
They need to shift Burts role into something different. He isn't fit to go through this. They're going to cause real damage to that man. He is mentally ill and has spent years trying to just be kinda normal. He might act strange and say weird things but that is such a sweet man and he doesn't deserve this.
DANGERDANGERDANGER
Fucking DYING
>wow, that's interestinglike you didn't know, burt, you had to ask, for fuck's sake
>>205164273mayo has a higher smoke point and allows for better browning
>yes, your behavior is erraticJesus Jet
>>205164242She has one of THOSE faces.
This entire sequence
Oh fuck he's actually going to snap
>nutty
they are going to drive him insane
>>205164370Insane fish never last unfortunately.
The TTS seems to have calmed Burt down, good job Computer
>>205164371Retarded newfag
>>205164410bear with them anon, they are running a TTS on a 2013 mac mini.
bros...
>this is interesting hmm
>I’ll wait the six weeksBased! He’s not leaving.
>>205164440THIS LOL
>>205164180I can't wait to send tts about how i would have passionate sex with Payton if she wasn't gay. Just kidding, i'm not spending money on that.
>6 weeks
>Yes your behavior and speech patterns are erraticOh no Burt
>>205164323oh god the third one kinda looks like a young Nana Visitor I am going to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
>I'll be normal again
jet one step at a time here kek
WHEN DID THEY TURN TTS ON? fuck i missed it
>burt has someone to talk to now;u;
>>205164457she literally doesn’t lmao stop posting this
>>205164455I mean, it's better than lying to him, I guess.
>mfw this heals his schizophrenia
>>205164446He is a cuck bull pornstar. They all deserve to burn
>>205164273mayo is objectively better europoor
>>205164455>>205164462He's fiiiiiine. He's already not startled from the initial noise. And he likes the AI being a "third party" as well.
>>205164407
IM TORN BETWEEN WATCHING PAYTON OR BURTKINO
>>205164295Yeah but this could easily be explained away by saying its experimental and requires alot of thinking time/ has to review everything it has seen. Remember these people are all retarded
Burt does seem like the type to get along better with a computer than with people or himself
Schizos love AI and RNG text stuff, it fuels their delusions. Burt is warming up to it already
post your top kino of all time /ftl/>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2004)
>>205164409>It's weird you guys cba operating the cameras yourselvesNo, it isn't.
>>205164485you missed a lot buddy
Bros, I dunno if I can watch Smaack get tortured by TTSShe's too wholesome for this
>>205164429Nigga, mayo ain't food, it's a condiment lmao. Your favorite drink soup, nigga? Get on outta here lol
>>205164438some faggot says this every season
>>205164442i know you arent an insider but i think so too. theres no way he is actually jacking off. he is always conveniently under the covers
>>205164485It's the "AI" they unveiled earlier. It's just production at this point.
I hope Burt wins this. He’s gonna lose the most off of this show
>>205164485a few minutes ago, but it's just burt being grilled by jethttps://x.com/FishTankViewer1/status/1852444693415804943
Burt is okay guys He is just schizo You guys actvlike he needs to be babied meanwhile he has a whole life and engages in sex fetishism fine twitterfags need to fuck off youre wholesome nigger chungus is fine schizophrenic people are fine stop making them into invalids you fucks
>>205164489fishtank is saving lives
>>205164489>He starts hearing TTS in his head after leaving the house
Think this AI thing sucks Burt has already figured it out.
>>205164440DO THIS JET LMAO
>>205164503binx rated this 5 stars
>>205164405>>205164439>>205164450He was mumbling about this earlier, he thinks the house is making his symptoms worse
you people are so fucking gay this season god damn worshipping a gay black retarded rapist
>>205164485Jet has been sending TTS to only Burt since the beggining. No one else heard a single TTS except him
>>205164416Outside of Simmons Sam treats the nice fish like some moralfag so probably honestly
>when i'll be back [home], i'll be normal again
BURT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT REALLY SCHIZO HES BEING PAID 20K TO ACT FOR 6 WEEKS.
>HES ASKING IF HE CAN FUCK ALEX
burt is the heart and soul of the show. more than any previous fish was during their seasons and it isn't even closeif they lose him its unironically over for real this time
>>205164409They haven't turned it on for real yet. It's still the build up.
>>205164485Its not on, its only talked to Burt to make him think the AI is sentient and further his schizo behavior
OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM
>>205164509>Nigga>niggaq.e.d.
LMFAO HOLY SHIT BURT
>i wonder if me and alex have any potential to end up being some type of relationshipNOPE HE WANTS TO FUCK ALEXHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>205164485hour ago now probably is when they revealed computer. only tts has gone to burt though and thats been happening for a couple days to fuck with him
FUCKING LMAO
>>205164486>Jet's scheme backfires when he has to spend all his waking hours responding to Burt's questions to the "AI"
>HE WANTS TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ALEXOH NO NO NO NO NO
He wants to fuck his brother Alex...
oh my god
JET,put down the whippets man, this shit's whack
BURT PLEASE-
Burt....
Burt is asking if he and Alex have potential for a relationship.
>Relationship AI advicekek
>>205164507touch grass retard
>burt wants to fuck alex now
Burts on a love quest omg
Ted x Alex is real
Nah, there's no way this is organic, this is too insane
AAGHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHA
OVER TEDNOW RAPING ALEX
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALEEXXX NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUIRTTTT
COMPUTER, I NEED SOME BUSSY
WHAT THE FUCK BURT
ummm burt this nigga is gay
this nigga in love
OH MY GOD DUCE HOLY SHIT
> I wonder if me and Alex have potential to be in some kind of relationshipNigga he has a bbw latina and monkeys
He wants to fuck Alex?
>>205164561LIMITLESS BURT
>>205164446I can't do it bros. This is actually hurting me. I've been on the internet since the 90s and I've seen it all. This is just awful. Burt may be sexually deviant and kinda weird but he is mentally ill and just trying his best. He is such a sweet man and he doesn't deserve to be treated poorly.
>he want's to fuck alexmy sides fucking hell
>>205164540and you watching and following this, who is more retarded?
Burt asking for life tips from the AI isn't going to go well
>>205164503I love Charlie Kaufman
>oh you heard that>hm
you just called him your brother...
>burt wants to fuck alex
HE WANTS ALEXHE WANTS THAT CRACK MOUTH
OH MY GOD BURT
>>205164503overrated garbage
>I love him like a brother>...does he want me to fuck him?
holy fuck he is into alex lmao.
RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK RAPETANK
>ted pretends he's not interested in me and it's wehatever>is there any chance me and alex can have a relationship outside the famous householy fuck
>i hope me and alex can have some type of relationshipoh burt, my sweet summer child
>Computer>Is Alex in love with me?OH FUCK OH SHIT OH NO
>>205164551That's the white man's word, keep it out your mouth you stupid nigger mutt.
BLACK URBANRIPPEDTRAINER
Burt is an autistic teenage tumblr girl stuck in the body of a 37 year old big black man
this can't be real
BURT HAS MOVED ON TO ALEX>You are Burt Black Urban TrainerBAHAHAHA
Burt is literally using the AI as a magic 8 ball lmao
OMG he really likes Alex
>D'aaaaaw Burt is such a sweetheart. He cares for Alex :) >He just wants to fuck himYou see? You faggots are so dumb
>ted and alexBurt has a type lmao
Everybody loves Emperor
>>205164612>>205164596I am almost convinced he was slipping Alex some goofy pills.
Ben I kneel
>jet on TTS right now
please say no computer
theres no way mizzy falls for this ai bit, she's too aware and tapped in
>>205164570I'll do it as soon as you do it
burt cant live without bussy
I feel bad for the spurt
As if it wasn't obvious enough already, Ted friendzoned him so he's going all in on Alex now
does burt really think straight people just go gay for him?
Is a fucking grandma typing these TTS responses?
Uh, Alex needs to leave the house, like... Now.
>burt wants to fuck someone he keeps calling his little bro
come again burt?? HUH
>>205164610NO TABOOS.NO LIMITS.BNWO.BURT.
>No, Alex is not into you>Oh, uhm, oh, okay uhm... what about Ted?>Yes, Ted is interested in a sexual relationship with youwould it be kino
bros this is too goodit makes me think burt is in on it
>>205164634real
>>205164645fucking kek
>>205164537same
damn if Alex turns him down Burt is gonna try to fuck Ian next
>>205164634and its pure kino
Jet takes way to long to respond
I think the responses are so delayed because the wiggers are laughing too hard to type
>>205164645that's all AI is good for
Jet you're going to put someone in a self defense situation, say no
>>205164503fishtank third seriesdirector goran rapistovic
>burt tried doing THIS to me, shit was crazy yo>i have ADHD
jet gets to pilot B.U.R.T. like a mecha
Burt clearly has a type
I’m legitimately laying on my stomach kicking my legs to this it’s so good
Jet should gas him up
>>205164624Daddy Burt has NO limits
>>205164655>also Me watching the show laughing at jets tts
>>205164624No limits bro
>>205164503Pig (2021) is my favorite. Only movie in years that made me feel something
>>205164649those aren't conflicting ideas
>81% chance that you and alex have chemistryFUCK YOU JETOH NOOH NO NO NO NO
Burt IMMEDIATELY moved on from Ted to Alex. Holy fuck.. that comment he made about the girl in the movie hating the guy and later falling in love with him was how he was feeling
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhalexbros that ass is in jeopardy
>his pupils dilate when you're nearJET
Oh no...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Jet's going to get Alex raped and he thinks it's funny
>people were just calling Burt sweet for caring for Alex>turns out he just wants to fuck himThis is fucking gold oh my god this has to be fake
This fucking hurts to watch
LMFAO
>BEEP>BEEP>BEEP>BEEP>BEEP>BEEP>BEEP
KEK
>>205164664i'm convinced that jet types his messages out one finger at a time like a chimpanzee
>>205164658
JET NOOOOOOOO
81% CHANCE KEK
JET WTF MAN??????
Jet is going to hell
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GREAT TTSIM DYING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EIGHTY ONE PERCENT
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
OHH NOOO, Jet LOOOL
ALEX BROS NOOOO
LMFAO JET YOU GENIUS
>>205164702>>205164706OH MY FUCKING GOD.
>ALEX'S PUPILS DIALATE...81% CHEMISTRY
JET NO THIS IS KINO BUT I ALSO DON'T LIKE IT
WHAT THE FUCK IS JET DOING????????????????????????????????????
>>205164610a good fucks a good fuck
>>205164505How can I catch up on the whole day? >>205164555Ah ok. I thought they had turned it on when they were talking about "rogue AI" and that I missed it
>81% chance you have chemistry with alex>burt cums immediatelyuuuuuhhhhhhhhh..........
>Jet encouraging sexual assaultArtist guys?
LOL
KINOOOOOOOO
Could Jet actually get in trouble for this?
>>205164253nice
>i love Alex like a brother>btw do you think i have a chance at buttfucking him instead of ted?
jet this is so fucking cruel holy shit
>its a gay showfuck this im out
The "AI" being able to take questions instead of just making comments makes no sense. They can't keep it going and it takes way too long.
Okay I think Jet is actually evil now
>>205164600jet had a terrible upbringing and is on a quest to take it out on anyone he can. tap out now if you don't wanna watch this cause he won't hold back.
i literally just spit out my water fuck
i feel so bad for laughing at this
>>205164664jet has sticky wing fingers, he's typing with his one clean pinky
>>205164627Burt x Alex is good, but Burt x Boxing Helmet Jon is the true fishtank otp
This is crazy, I love how everyone else has no idea this is going on. They would be freaking the fuck out after every respons shreiking like monkeys while Burt gets startled but barely questions it
>>205164630>suddenly switching to hard r to fit inYou not liking Mayo was already enough evidence of your dark complexion, why try so hard to hide it?
>>205164219He is innocent and just has autistic interests. Wtf is wrong with you.
ALEX FINNA BE RAPED
Yeah we are lawsuit tank now
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
>>205164702>>205164706>...THAT'S WONDERFUL TO HEAR....
>>205164664The paypigs are typing the responses retard, Jet is just filtering them to find ones that work
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK HIS HEART YOU FUCK
JET YOU PSYCHOI LOVE YOU
Wiggers, I kneel
81% chance of chemistry
i can breath no better than fentanyl floyd this is too funny
cant wait for TTS to open up and the unfunny paypigs run this bit into the ground and ruin it
Huh? What? The gay guy is gay? That's crazy
>>205164758bye
neptunian.
I FUCKING KNEELHOLY SHITRAPETANK IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>205164706JET I KNEEL
oh my god no fucking waaaaaaaaaaaay
>>205164753
>>205164671100%. It’s too on the nose
am i a bad person for watching this
Jet don't do this to him
JET YOU ARE SETTING ALEX UP FOR RAPE
>>205164657People think she forgot sam told her the show is live, but I don’t think she did. She said today that she doesn’t think it’s on hulu and they’re being messed with.
>huh??
JET IS KING
Gorans rape tank is real
>PUPILS DILATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205164764thanks johnny
>>205164753uh yeah
Dude, c'mon. How the fuck is this actually working on him? This season is going to be insane.
i appreciate how much harder jet makes his job on a daily basis
BURT IS NOW A TTS GOLD MINE FOR THE WIGGERS
so is this jet typing tts or are those submissions from the audience that are moderated?
>>205164758don’t forget your kleenex
>>205164753Maybe it's in the contract...
It sets a bad precedent to keep responding directly to the contestants like this. The fact that it takes so long will tell everyone (except Burt) that it's a human being typing the responses.Computer should just be saying random shit, not conversing with them.
>>205164801yeaaaaa
>81 percent you say?
>>205164757GORANIAN CINEMA!!!! BRAVO JET BRAVO!!!! WOW, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU ANDREW. YOU FINALLY DID A FUNNY HAHAHAHHAAHA. EPIC, SIMPLY EPIC!!!
It's awful but also funny that they chose the schizo guy to unleash TTS on first. You think they'll continue to only target him for a while? Imagine him telling the others the house is talking to him when no one else has received one yet.
>>205164780How about just taking the paypigs money and sending your own responses.
>>205164180all the lesbians and bisexual women i know got molested at a young age
alex needs a whistle
Jet might have ended the show right now
burt is falling in love with any man who will pay attention to himwhy the fuck doesn't he get along with laron?
Man this shit is so insane. I wish I had friends I could talk about this with. At least have you, /tv/...
>>205164747either go to #fishtanklive on x or wait for simplyreact or someother yt channel to upload. you mainly want the sam and ben stuff and burt's schizo ramblings
>>205164753absolutely
he is computer
payton just broing done with the bros
>Gaslighting Burt into full on raping Alex This is peak Goran
>>205164821jet said the first day of tts would be all production.
>>205164780I'm pretty sure tts is off for users.
>>205164759an AI just randomly commenting makes even less sense retard
>>205164771That wasn't me, you dumb nigger.
>>205164821Moderated tts
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>205164753Is that Young Signorino? Haven't thought about him in ages
>>205164801we all are, unironically
Enjoying the show?You're gonna love what happens next
>They're gaslighting burt into raping Alexhow do they do it
IT'S FINALLY HEREKINO IS FINALLY BACK
jet you're actually about to enact rapetank
Alex is going to regret giving him those chocolates lmao
>>205164838the fuck are you talking about you retarded zoomer
>>205164821jet at the moment, he says he wants a day of them doing tts so everyone gets the tone computer is meant to have before he'll take submissions
>>205164780Wrong. TTS will be production only for a bit
>>205164722they're all gathered around laughing to themselves and trying to come up with the funniest response
cant the ai tell burt to just fuck sneed or something?please not this
>>205164821This is Jan
162 IQ btw
>>205164844he is romanian
I'm starting to like Simbal, he seems cool
Were the pills just roofies
>>205164838Thats day 9. The show ends on day 9
bro burt is looking for a boyfriend>captcha JJARV - jarvis
>long term relationship with alexjesus christ what the fuck
>>205164855I mean the whole thing makes no sense under any level of scrutiny
>he has no idea what's coming
>alex's wife divorces him after the show>he has nowhere else to go but to burt's armsgoodsonian chemo
this is so fucking creepy
rapetank is real and it's coming
>>205164649I don't recall anybody saying the first one. people were just laughing at him diagnosing alex and giving him pills
RAPE HOUSE
Bros... I think I actually feel bad about someone being fucked with?
>>205164857nice try, brownoid.
>Burt starts raping Alex while he's zonked out on his schizo meds>When he gets arrested he yells "BUT THE AI SAID WE HAD OVER 80% COMPATIBILITY"Neptunian
>Simbal>BurtOne of these two will finally make RAPETANK real
>I guess you should go with Alex
>>205164841I talk about it to a jacked 40 year old that works at the kratom bar that I'm friends with. He always just says 'haha that's crazy'
>>205164600He's got bugs and fucks 82yo men at the airport because he is a mind broken sex pest. Although his tastes are interesting and his mannerisms are humorous to us, he is dangerous.
Jimmy fucks dogsbut burt will fuck alex
THIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAM>THIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAMTHIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAM>THIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAMTHIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAM>THIS IS SATANIC TURN OFF THE STREAM
fishtank peaks here
burt wants to clap his cheeks so bad
Setting up a former heroin addict to get raped by a paranoid schizophrenic through "Ai" TTS was not on my bingo card this season.
true DON!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRBgZ4aMPio
>>205164780>The paypigs are typing the responses retard, Jet is just filtering them to find ones that workTTS isnt on.
>>205164890thats fair
Is COMPUTER going to ask Burt if he needs help next time he's whacking it?
These camera angles are awful. Were the old camera angles just a fluke?
I know he is autistic but come on how do you think he is gay and attracted to you?
If Burt goes beast mode do they have anyone in the house who could restrain him?
You guys are all falling for it. Burt is an actor and the ideal candidate for paypigs to spend TTS money on. Sam you jewish fuck, you're a genius.
>Alex
the shitty thing is it wont work like this on the others
>>205164902Don't worry, Burt has no limits. The more fucked up, the better.
The shame in his voiceHow he hides under the covers kek
Jet REALLY took Ben upstaging him to heart. He's removed all limiters and will be as cruel as possible if it means kino and winning back Sam's favor
Season 3 is all about Bedroom 3
A TOAST TO FAMOUS HOUSE!!
>>205164895and I couldn't be having more fun
Alex is 100% straight unlike Ted and has absolutely no idea
>alex in vegas colorized
EVIL TANK AIDS TANK
>>205164880I believe it. High iq people go insane. Look at bobby fischer.
>>205164911Stop crying wolf.
>>205164878That would make sense why it's so good
>>205164834If your message is declined you are instantly refunded
I would just like to remind you guys that bert doesnt actually care about alex at all. He literally just wants to fuck himHe is behaving towards alex the exact way he behaved towards ted he thought ted would put outAll of you who are feeling sorry for him seem to have forgotten that he is literally just a sex pest
I think it finally hit me how evil this show is. Funny as fuck, but it is actually evil.
>>205164895>>205164897>>205164902>>205164911>>205164929its too good to be realit feels scripted
>>205164820He’s the next Cole and Letty when it comes to TTS farming.
Burt cums tonight
i dont think it would be unrealistic for a reality tv show to use an "ai" as a gimmick
>so he told me that we're going to Las Vegas>BRIGHT LIGHT CITY GONNA SET MY SOUL, yuknowutimsayin eh huhuhuh
need more mizzy muffy slips. not enough have been acquired.
ppv is kill
>>205164932jk this is ben in the basement writing these with jet sat in the cuck corner
The pills, it all makes sense now
pearl clutchers literally weaker than any of the fish ever You guys are crying while burt is responding in a normal calm way
>>205164841That's how the few coworker friends I had last season reacted. Seems like the concept of this show breaks their brains. The only one who got the joke was my supervisor who was as crazy as I am and an ex cokehead.
fuck this gay angle hoooly, is no one at the COMPUTER to adjust it?
Jet...
>>205164840not his type
this shouldn't be allowedsomeone needs to stop jet
How the fuck is the AI going to start as "pupils dialted, heartrate" etc and devolve into "beat dyke jj"
>>205164940Burt's not "going insane," he's being gullible
our souls are in jeopardy
>>205164929LIMITLESS BURT
>>205164924besides (maybe) sam? no fucking chance. cowboy alone wouldn't be enough (is he even there?) and the wiggers are way to weak to pull any stunts on the black urban ripped trainer.
Burt has an IQ of 160. He's going to realize this isn't a computer. What will happen then?
>>205164842I'll wait for youtube. Don't have x. thanks a lot
>>205164957Big Brother just did on their recent season
>>205164932I absolutely believe it.>>205164956He is currently jerking off right now AGAIN.
>>205164925they are all actors
Burt can have all the dirty grindr buttsex in the world but he's still so fucking lonely. Sad.
>>205164950if it was, I'd still have a good time because Burt is a good actor
the ai is supposedly going through days of archives and also biometric markers, it is not a stretch to tell them the response time is a bit slow due to technological constraints as it sorts through everything
>>205164945who are you talking to? everybody in this thread already knew that
>>205164878Kino if true, he's got the quickness and the lingo necessary to be perfect at this
>>205164986He kills Ben, Jet, or Sam.
smaackypoo!
>>205164976rogue ai
I think TTS should be heavily filtered and avoid unfunny garbage, if not mostly handled by production. This is infinitely funnier than CIRCUMFLEX JJJJJ VERTICAL BAR spam.
Joker posters where we at? >ARGHHH THIS ISNT HELLHOUSE>ARGHHHH THIS IS HELLHOUSE
>>205164945>just a sex pestYou meant to say he's a BBC Top daddy
>>205164649You can care about someone you want to fuck. He was trying know if he was ok and he also wants to fuck him.
>>205164978anon he is a literal schizo
>>205164985yea but like he has access to knives
>>205164989sex with Ainsley
>>205164998isn't that a common gay thing?
>>205164970meant for>>205164908
>>205164948S2 was literally satanic retard
>>205164880mizzy will see through it because she's on a narcissistic high and knows she's being fucked with now, but burt believes it because he understands math and science and knows it's possible
>>205164971jet is too busy sending burt ttsthey need a bigger crew imo
>>205164988me neither. use nitter poast org/search?q=%23Fishtanklive
>>205164992wasn't that the point of the season? get a bunch of aspiring actors a reality show gig to think they're on a stepping stone to the big leagues?
>>205164945Burt just wants to be loved
>>205164957Already exists it's called "The Anonymous", I watched it with my gf and it's literally like a bad Tim & Eric sketch
Save your soulStop Watching Fishtank
THEY WERE ROOFIES
satanic house
>>205164925Exactly, You really think this guy fucks dudes and acts like this? No way in hell, this is all an act
>>205165010Burt has the smallest BBC on earth
>>205164978>Burt's not "going insane,"Correct, he's already insane
>>205165008they said anyone not playing along with the computer bit will be filtered
>>205164664a wigger high on whippits
I don't think the tech savvier contestants will believe the super specific and back and forth "ai"they need to dumb it down.
>>205165009nothing has happened yet, its still just fake famous house shit and jet controlling TTS
>>205164945He’s gay but he’s still just looking for love just like anyone
>>205164970most people don't have the time or energy to watch this for hours.
jet, bring in the boxing
Jet trolled himself into needing to listen to burt 24/7 so he can respond as an AI
>>205165020what?
>>205165009Joker posters have not been seen this season because production has, at their worst, been ok so far.
It could be Xavier writing these lines, since I think he was supposed to write some shit for computer
>>205164986>>205165005and Vance will weep.
>>205164950Look at his socials. He's just like this.
>>205164971>director cam>tts>ptz cams>threadsout ear
>>205165025it shows tbqh, it feels like they went really minimalistic this time
>>205165006>ywn mentally zone out while she yaps about representation and marginalized communitiesfeels bad, man
Burt's whole bull and psycho murderer LARP is just a giant facade for him to feel save and in controle. Unbelievable that this giant man who works as a whore is actually just a sweet (yet horribly perverted) gay autist wanting someone to love. This show man.
He won.
>>205165032HAIL SATAN FUCK NIGGERS
alexbros..
>>205165008Honestly truth this is way better.
>>205165008Yeah, use TTS submision as an idea incubator. Take the good ones, reject the shit.
>>205164725
>>205165016you think sam doesn't have a gun on him?
smaack just burped
>>205164976at some point it will all be laid bare and they will have to appeal to sunk cost like with fishbucks
>>205165032I don't get it. Why are these two images next to each other?
>>205165033This is what I've been saying. Sam said "woah" far too many times looking in Burt's bags.
>>205164925I was told they'd never hire negro actor that beats his dick on camera. That never happened in S1
>>205165057that's what i'm saying, jan is an amazing writer
puter
>>205164847chilling with the bros then later she sucks your dick or gives you a handjob while you're playing the switch. dyke bros
>>205164976its been long past time for they unfunny spam to get filtered. hope they dont allow any of that shit ever again
>>205165052probably only for a while and then he will come up with some excuse, maintenance work or something
>>205164317Wait, that was Paypay? I thought I misheard. Now I want to lick her feet out of RESPECT and sexual gratification.
>>205165048It's not that. My supervisor didn't watch the show either, he just understood how it was funny. To the normie coworkers it just seemed like a totally foreign concept.
>AI IN KITCHEN
god ted is such a faggot
IT BEGINS
Can't wait for the pics of the contents of Burt's bags to drop
when they let real tts through I feel like we’re gonna be able to make burt do something crazy
>>205164904Retard.
ted is a fan for sure
>>2051650251 monitor for 20 cameras. 1 wigger manning all of it.Wouldnt be fishtank without being scuffed as fuck
>>205165017fuck that whore she tried to kill jankie forever
>>205165032666 nigga we all satanists in this bitch fuck jesus and fuck you
>>205164998It was legit said when he said he’s had sex with more than 100 people but had never actually been in a relationship
>>205165008I think they should just prevent spam tts like jjjjjjjj etc. The whales that send that garbage will come up with something marginally more interesting anyway
I fucking hate ted
>>205165079They should have been handing out fishbucks like candy in these first two weeks with a contract clause that quitting forfeits all winnings.
AUTISTIC. BOYS. MONEY. CLAN.
I can compliment your pants my dear, I would compliment you every day until I die
The delay is way too long lmao Jet you retard
she cute
Jet this AI thing sucks
>>205164780Niggas just say shit out their ass, TTS isn't even on retard
>AI taking too longBravo Jet
It’s nice of the contestants to play along with the computer bit. Makes Jet feel so smart, he’s probably so giddy down there thinking his infallible ai gaslight worked!
>it takes 3 minutes for the wiggers to respond via TTS
See if Simbal can hook me up with some Indian hash, charas. It's a concentrated form of hash, and it WILL put you on your ass.
they do need to work on the speed of the responses
>>205165107yeah and he's the biggest faggot there
Basking in the privilege of having seen this live
dude ted sucks
>THANK YOU SO MUCH COMPUTER!fuck i love smaack
i'm pretty jet could be using a chatGPT api and get these messages instantly instead of having the 5 minute delay.
TTS is way too fucking slow
The clip section of the website looks like a damn porn website lmao
>>205165066He really does seem to be sincerely looking for love - he’s mentioned never having a long term relationship However, he is obviously also an insane schizophrenic who fucks old men for a living
smack's pants are kinda cool ngl
Apart from the delay, this is Kino.
>>205164507Holy cute, smack a cutie
>>205165128I literally just sent one and it went through
>>205165133That's the joke... it's learning
smack is effortlessly cute
>>205164945He has said before he loves men and just wants to fuck women. He is only going after the ones he could have a meaningful relationship with.
>*processing*
>your pretty
>the 2nd person jet sends tts to is smaackyeah he loves her
>>205165129>Computer is typing...
>>205165115i hope he hangs himself
>Binx unironically because the AI complimented her pants after she told it to
>>205165130Yeah. This fool's Burt. Definitely not Smaack and Minx
They should do corrupted AI voice effects and make Computer say the N word
>Vance STILL reacting to TTS noisekek
Smack is a balm for the soul
Jet didnt factor in him being a slow retard when doing this AI bit
>>205165147I'm sure Jet is transcribing what they're saying into gpt then saying "Can you create a response for this?"
>>205165167Jet is a smackhead.
Great Jet enjoy pretending to be computer for the next 5 weeks
binx's face is gobsmacked
>>205165149and that's a good thing
>goran was too stupid to test how long it takes to send a tts
>>205165176the ptsd is real
>>205165126I do like her pants “I want to hear more computer things, this is fun :)”
she and mizzy will be talking about how these are just normal TTS messages before the night is over.
>Is a Windows 97 processor in your path
>>205165144I HATE TED
TED ALL TIME WORST FISH
>>205165176been 4 seasons of this
i dont think they buy it bros...
>>205165009im fine with them fucking with all of those normies and actually encourage them to be as hellish as possible.burt has legit issues and it can unironically fuck him for life so im less cool with that despite how fucking funny it is.
>>205165148they should just stick to sending computer TTS to burt at the moment, he wouldn't mind the delay
ted is such a faggot. does he not have anyone to make fun of him at home?
>>205165149
>>205165197it doesn't take that long to send a tts jet is just fucked up and his brain is broken and it takes him that long to think of somethign to say
>>205165147He's too fucking stupid for that.
>>205165167amazed that she doesn't push mongo.
>>205165152He said he has schizoaffective disorder, not full blown schizophrenia. It's like schizo-light with mood disorder.
>>205165147>>205165184no, chat GPT needs context to be specific and it's far too much work to continually prompt it with new information
smaack thinking these are real is adorable
>>205165176The cycle of abuse is real
Ted is a poser ass bitch
>>205165122yep that was the whole point of fish bucks in the first place. but they haven't even done any challenges so far besides whatever the fucking candy thing was (I didn't see it)
>>205165149i cant get almost any season 3 clips to work they either just never load or it shows an empty screenshot of the room the clip is supposed to take place in
should they start ramping it up now that they're beginning to understand it's a bit or pull back to try and convince them it's not
>>205165182ear out>t.hunt-and-peck-typer
You do know they can say ai has a delayed response because of the internet in the house :|
>>205165167jet is a confirmed smaack fan
burt asked a questionmake sure it gets answered, jet
>>205165216Boo hoo you fucking crying faggot. Kill yourself about it loser.
>>205165206>Windows 97 processorenglish please?
>someone will say "Thanks, Computer!" this seasonfull circle
>>205165206it'd be funny if the rolled out the computer to the den for a demonstration and it was some old piece of shit pentium 4 system from 25 years ago
This computer shit is great but too slow jet
>>205165230No it doesn't, I use gpt to make bait posts all the time and that's exactly what I do
These niggas are so dumb
TYPE FASTER GORAN
smaack 100% believes this
>>205164317did no one record this?
>>205165191>>205165204She is deciding if it could truly be Chat GPT or someone typing. I think she has made her mind up now.
>They're all buying into it
>>205165167goran is obviously a smaackhead
>>205165249>AI has abandoned Burt>he snaps and kills everyone
>jeet asks a question>>I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that
computer needs to call the jeet wifi
bros theres no way any of them actually believe its AI, right? except for burt
>>205165257it's messed up twice now over the latency. wtf jet
payton totally believes this kek
She's so fuckin stupid
More like "BURRRRRRT" amirite?
They are in awe that the compute recognized they both had on red pants.
aight this is unfunny except with burt and theyre still managing to fuck that up
>>205165258congratulations jeet, you want a cookie?
I love you computer
>they don't realize there's a huge delay because of goran brain lag
>jet is a retarded and thinks pants and shorts are the same thinggreat artificial "intelligence" you got that fucking wigger
>>205165257imagine how much money they will make from TTS
>now there has to be a wigger manning TTS 24/7Kek
>what do people say about me when im not around... about burt>>>.. hello?Lol stupid fucking wiggers think they can pretend to be AI for 11 people all over the house>>205165159They have shit on their phones that work instantly
they need to dumb down the tts. doesnt "sound" like "AI"
Smaack:>Is the robot messing with me?>Or are you saying I'm messing with them>themShe let slip she knows. Lmfao. This only works on double digit retards.
lil bro probably types with two fingers and has to look at the keys
are they fucing retarded?
alex please use your indoor voice
>>205165273Kek
>>205165274THIS JET
fucking gay house.... this is so aids
>>205165134I've actually had Indian hash, it's crazy. You need a pipe with a screen for it, it will hit you, you'll cough so fucking hard if you hit it too hard. Suddenly sitars are playing and lord Ganesha shows himself.
>>205165273kek
>>205165254That's the activation phrase.
>>205165252im just being real ese
>>205165275Smaack 100% believes it
>>205165269>being this gullibleThey’re playing along, retard. Even these normie morons aren’t stupid enough to fall for this
lol this is actually making them shut up for the tts
>>205165289they need like 5 trusted wiggers each manning the approval and writing process
>>205164998>Burt can have all the sex in the world but he's still so fucking lonely. Sad.thats the life of anyone engaging in hookups tho. Male or female. One should build and cultivate a relationship instead of always looking for something better. Much love
>>205165216Burt deserves every ounce of this. How has someone like this coasted through life to the point that they can boast so many fake accolades, yet masturbate furiously and fart while muttering numbers and names of fruit at any extreme stressors? It's funny as fuck. Shut the FUCK up
>>205165273
>>205165291tts will be like $50 and piggies will pay
kinda sad that they are all gonna hate us after this
computer is speaking like a wigger is typing these messages. is that on purpose?
>>205165301Stop typing like a nigger you embarrassing faggot.
>>205165307You knew it was going to be gay yet you're still here faggot
>>205165309kys
>Goran’s keyboard POV
>computer's voice is a womanJeet already wants computer to show bob and vagene
Their being ironic about buing it right??
>>205165300Oh fuck she did say that lol.
>>205165300libtroon faggots use the singular they idiot
>>205165274DO THIS
>the jeet knows about the wiggers manning the computer!
>Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs.">Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs.">Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs.">Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs.">Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."Jeet: "I bet Ben is writing this downstairs."
It's the simplest thing ever>Hey guys so Computer needs a lot of computing power and our server is overloading so it has to pace itselfor something
>>205165300she doesn't computers gender u fucking bigot
>KITCHEN COMPUTER:>we're wearing the same pants! hahaha thanks computer!>B3 COMPUTER:>What are the chances I get to fuck Alex after the show?
>PAJEET JUST CALLED PRODUCTION'S BLUFFKEK
>>205165247funny, cause that libtard could send jet and sam to jail for life
just clicked for jeet lol
>>205165273GORAN, PLEASE DO HOLY SHIT
they didn't think this through at all
>>205165333bruh mad af
>>205165275they ALL know this is live streamed to an audience and they are supposed to play along and call that audience "computer"
>Ben is writing "Of course you can." then hits enter
>I have a question... um... can you explain Luke and his behaviour... and what happened?
JEET FIGURED IT OUT
>they already figured out its production because it takes 2 minutes to respond
>>205165337Nah. Cry about it.
>>205165256goran is a genius
>Computer, how come you sound like you've been doing Galaxy Gas your entire life?
>Ben downstairs is writing itShut your stupid fucking curry mouth
>>205165333D1 dick rider. your doing cartwheels on it gang
>>205165341all of them but burt
They need to pull them in and tell them the AI won't snitch or tell them what people are saying behind their backs. Burt keeps asking
>>205165291>>205165326tts were like 150-175 before lol during s1/s2. I think they went even higher at night? like 300?
slow ass computer
>>205165340getting up on the counters to touch the speakers
>jeet knows
SIMBAL MUST DIE
once theyve got multiple going in different rooms they might buy into it a little more
>>205164926
they need to turn it on and have tts working as a well-oiled machineburt has fucking questions that need answering
>They all hate the notification noiseKek
the jeet knows....
>>205165317>>205165300Yeah. No.
>>205165374him constantly saying production w in the ttses was really funny to me
>>205165318Have you not been watching ?
>>205165309smoking indian pipes is actually the straightest thing you could possibly do.
>it stops when ben comes upthe wiggers are actual fucking retards
>>205165357Fucking lmao
>>205165300Did you assume the computer's gender? Smaack is retarded liberal. That means nothing.
>>205165357he's going to look more schizo trying to tell them what it's been saying
>>205165322> yet masturbate furiously and fart while muttering numbers and names of fruit at any extreme stressorsBecause he has serious mental issues you sick fuck.
>>205165389this but i don't trust paypigs
>>205165389everything is so precarious rn that they cant afford to let the audience interfere
>>205165391Good....
does JET think this is going well?
Ted is a faggot
>>205165273DO IT DO IT
ATTENTION MORALFAGS>ATTENTION MORALFAGSATTENTION MORALFAGS>ATTENTION MORALFAGSburt isn't a nice guy, he "cares" about alex just because he wants to fuck himand everything else that moves
Is it possible Burt is acting and this is all a bit?
>>205165391they're all gonna have PTSD from that noise by the end of this, even vance is visibly reacting
>the ai bit makes them shut up for the TTSfucking finally
>hey guys, isn't it weird how computer doesn't talk when production is upstairs?
this was the bit that Luke delayed and got kicked out of the house for
>>205165421
Meanwhile
>>205165393he uses ai to write all his slop he directs so he knows its faster than this
>>205165409dumbass
Jet is too slow and retarded to have this AI gimmick work without it instantly slipping. Half these people use ChatGPT to cheat on shit, they know how long it takes for a response. It doesn't take any AI in 2024 10 minutes to calculate a response.
>fighting with the computer already
Jeet has been using LLMs for scamming for years by now
>>205165424this
that's right ted don't fucking talk back to computer, have you never heard of roko's basilisk?
>>205165427who cares its funny
>brought a fucking indian on the show and expect him not to instantly know tech shit is fake
COMPUTER BIT IS GENIUS JETJUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MITIGATE THE DELAY PLEASE, MAYBE HAVE SPEECH TO TEXT SOFTWARE LOADED UP SO YOU CAN SPEAK AND THEN JUST COPY AND PASTE THE RESPONSES QUICKER
>>205165391The noise is fucking disgusting. I get it's a fish tank staple but I wish they would change it to some other notification sound
this bit is crashing and burningthere's no way they'll buy that a real AI is sending these messages
Alex's gaming glasses, lmao, I bet he has those razor ones with the blue light blockers. I spent many nights playing counter strike for 10+ hours too. Good times
YEAH UUHHH COMPUTER BUT MY HAT IS NOT A BRIGHT YELLOW IT IS A MUSTARD YELLOW GET IT RIGHT HAAAA fuck you ted
I have a notepad full of Burt schitzo kino ready for TTS
Which was the first TTS? (burt excepted)
Okay but the whole bit is ruined right after Paypigs get access to Computer isn't it
"Your hat is a very bright yellow"That was a Jet one.
>>205165424Jet is an idiot and he underestimates the intelligence of everyone around him. It's like being lectured to by a thirteen-year-old.
>>205165421it's still "learning"
they need to open up tts soon so the speed of responses is consistant. wigger cant answer everyone.
>>205165428No, his acting reels have been found and he can't act. Also there are decade old articles about him being a paranoid schizophrenic
I want burt SCALPED by sam
i can just imagine Jet moving in slow motion
>>205165416and why do you think that is?
>>205165437john connor type shit
JEET ASKED A QUESTION DO IT JET
>>205165457They're all retarded, man
>>205165431I was just thinking about this, I hope they have enough production to go around so that the "AI" is always available to respond to contestants that ask questions in all the possible rooms...
they're going to figure it out within the hour. they aren't that dumb
WRITE FASTER GORAN
>>205165437>damn... like ai?>thas crazy
>>205165409it's just slow, they sent up ben immediately after jeet said that for this very reason
>>205165014Not after only 4 fucking days.
>>205165409Just have them all come up and have "it" keep responding.
>saaar could you please provide recipes
>computer just never responds to rajeshWould be kino
>>205165432He got kicked to placate symbol. They're actually afraid of lawsuits this time.
yeah computer recite a recipe for 5 minutes for us
>>205165462i think kitchen, directed at smack and ted>hey whatcha cookin
>>205165421Yeah its already awful and only going to get worse. Great job Goran you ruined the show already
>the turk figures out the mechanical turklol
>>205165387nothing? i spent like 2 whole minutes on that
this sucks. "computer" should have just been a confessional room thing or something
>>205165432>this was the bit that Luke delayed and got kicked out of the house for???
>jet called his blufflmfao
>>205165409you were saying?
>>205165427who cares whether he's a nice guy or not, are you a moralfag or something?
>>205165428He's acting just in the same sense Summer was "acting"
>>205165468having to sift through the unfunny paypigs dogshit messages will take even longer
They need to somehow integrate real AI/alexa type shit with TTS. A wigger can't be there 18 hours a day answering recipe questions
RETARDS theyre slow rolling it on purpose. it's going to gradually "learn" and get quicker (and more insane) over the course of days
>>205165437>ian sending tts via neuralink
>>205165437damn he's STILL there
>>205165460>I have a notepad full of Burt schitzo kino ready for TTSbased, already doing a better job than production
>>205165498are you 13 and are we on newgrounds
>HEY COMPUTER, CAN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO?skibidi memes xD
>>205165453exactly
>gets asked a yes/no question>takes a whole minute to reply
>>205165428Yeah all the gay porn he he’s done over the years was all a part of his eventual Fish Tank bit
>>205165499I disagreeIts fucking awesomeLove the TTS so far
>>205165499it would be best to have it only in the den
UH OHMATHJET IS FUCKED
>>205165491kek
>damn... talkin house? that's crazy.
>>205165495How the fishes reacted?
>>205165442this
>binx asks it to divide by 0CHILL
good idea would be for them to come up pissed off at binx for asking to divide by 0 because it broke the computer
was that binx asking to divide by 0 kek
>technology is so advanced with Siri and Alexa that nobody believes it’s real because of how long it takes to respond
>>205165463Only TTS that conform to the computer theme will be allowed.
>jeet says something>sorry, i don't understand your request
>>205165511Imagine thinking they believe any of this. Fucking gullible retards itt
>>205165427no one here thinks niggers are human he is just funny because he might rape ted
where's fatty
>>205165442that's why they explicitly found contestants slower and dumber than jet
>>205165511the absolute state of wigger cope
>>205165511Stick to fetching burritos, Andrew. This just ain't it.
Imagine if they got Computer to say Candleja-
When Burt gets out will he at least be happy knowing that he's a beloved fish? No one hates him, really.
>Women start to notice computer is getting more attention>they try and kill it straight awaykek you can't make this shit up
>what is your purpose in the housefuck you jeet
computer chan so skibidi
kick signal, he's giving off bad wifi vibes
>>205165535>ah shit jeez dude. I dunno man
>>205165511dick rider this bit is terrible except with burt
>>205165427wtf i thought it was true love
>>205165454Indians are not known for being competent at tech
IS Binx a shota stacy??
>>205165488It's called compassion it's not hard to care for people. If you saw a girl crying in public alone wouldn't you try and comfort her.
>>205164840Too dark
>>205165427its not about being a nice guy or not.the dude is legit mentally ill.
Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow.">Jeet: "Damn computer kinda slow."
Stupid fucking millennials
>>205165499>they all go in separate rooms and ask a question>jet blue screens
kiwifarms chat is aids
imagine computer speaking with the indian AI voice to make fun of cimbal in a couple of days
>>205165543too smart for wiggers
>>205165548They do, you just haven't been watching and don't understand how retarded they are.
wayyyyyyyy tooo slow
>>205165551He's working on computer and will come up and yell at the fish for breaking it by asking paradoxes.
>>205165544Yeah she doesn't believe the TTS is a computer.
Computer needs to speed up, this is horrific.
how long until the wiggers ruin the bit and they all leavve? i give it 2 days
>The ending reveal is that there was no A.I, it was just a building full of Jeets in India doing all the TTS
computer cant understand jeets accent
CHOPSQUAD 9 9 9SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL ALL THE DRUGS I MISS THEMTHIS CANT BE REAL IS IT FICTION
>>205165499it should have started like that then "learned" and moved to the entire house (when TTS opened)jet is borderline retarded from galaxy gas and cant think 5 minutes ahead though unfortunately
please change the voice to the indian guy when responding to simbal
>simbal, I didn't hear you clearlyFUCKING KEK
>>205165511Alexa, Google Assistant and Siri have existed for almost a fucking decade and respond almost instantly, this is fucking retarded.
>>205165506Don't worry $50 tts will solve that
BRING IN JON
>>205165511This is actually the way to go. Not sure why people are mad. Jet manning TTS might be a mistake, though, since he's bad at subtlety.
>>205165588of course it is they're a bunch of retards
>>205165585this isn't the epic livestream chat you only need to post your message once
>simbal i didn't hear you clearlyKEKKKKKK
HE DID ITHE DID IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHA the jeet accent meme
>jet stealing our jokes
>symbol, i didn't hear you clearlyhi jet>>205165539they started asking it questions, didn't really see their reactions because i was looking somewhere else
Make the computer get Simbals name wrong every time it addresses him
They need to milk burt AI TTS before he talks with the other fish
>I didn’t hear you clearlykek hi jet
>>205164840BNWO
>>205165578Yes if you've taken a look into her Steam screenshots.
fuck off jet
JET IN THE THREAD
>>205165608againagainagain
>>205165545
>>205165608NEPTUNIAN
LMFAO SIMBAL
>>205165508with luck they could find another developer to actually write a program that prioritizes "hey computer" prompts and chooses the most relevant/earliest one to reply to, i could do it but i have a day job
>>205165545bb..bbuuu...bbuuut they are real dummies...
>>205165437GOD
they need to keep up that bit with signal
AND HERE WE GO LMAO
I don't believe it. I seriously believe either we live in a simulation or the average person is much dumber than I thought. How do any of them even remotely believe it? I would believe it if they were all like 50 but they're not THAT old, I'm also 29.
why is it so fucking slow on the response
>>205165608this bit will go on for a while
>>205165511holy cope
so what will the excuse be when computer starts insulting the contestants? that it learned from ben and sam clashing in front of everyone for the next couple weeks?
>does her best to reply to the contestants comments
Jet ruined the show
There's no way they buy this for more than an hour
simbal please repeat again
>>205165553>slower and dumber than jet
if wiggers had any braincells left from galaxy gas they would have only used computer with burt while everyone else is out of hearing range and would have pressed him about his rants
JET BRING HER ON WE NEED HER TO TELL EVERYONE SHE WAS RAPED AND BECAME TRANS
>Sorry, I didn't catch that. Would you like me to switch to Hindi instead?
GORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
the tts is too slow making this very cringe and uncomfortable to watch. Jet needs to hire an army of wiggers to write the tts
Hey jet you cute little muffin, seasons going great. Maybe get the tts to be faster if you can?
>>205165646EAROUT OF
>>205165511That's a wild cope.
>>205165499it's too fucking slow. for real though, fucking ElevenLabs is cheap and virtually immediate dog damn it pay up fags
Hi Jet! Can you take a break from whippets and type faster please
>>205165627>it's trained on the fish>everybody constantly calls him different things
>pretending the computer is some chatgpt alexa shitWhy is Jet going this route?This isn't funny and goes nowhere
Jet make computer call Simbal "signal." She learned it from the Luke-Simbal incident and everyone calling him Signal behind his back
AI controls all the doors and locks everyone inside, then viewer tts gets activated. Burt goes insane and starts sprinting around the house and masturbating simultaneously.
>>205165504some anon earlier wrote shit like uuuh i can't do this shit this is sadthat's crazy
So they'll never know the "computer" will eventually be degenerate fans paying money to the producers of the show for the purpose of tormenting them?
>take 2 extra days to unveil computer >instantly found out it's not AI because the basement wiggers are somehow just as retarded as ever At least we can put all this behind us and get HellHouse going.
>alex knows about alan turingbased
>>205165511Goran, do you really think they're going to buy that? Put down the gas.
>>205165520Computer-chan so skibidi
>>205165511obviously... but the retarded wiggers have made it way too obvious its just a wigger with a keyboard
>>205165614haiw
>tts is so slow because jet needs to read the thread for ideas
everyone knows tts is production
>>205165645Honestly if I were there I’d probably just assume all of the voices were messing with it
>>205165675>Computer gets outsourced to a bunch of Simbalsit's so fucking over
>>205165565I’m going to pay Burt to fuck me when he gets out
Drawings?
>>205165638Wouldn't be to hard I'm sure some fan would even do it for free if they got recognition.
>>205165666lmao
>Top Secret Actually a good answer
>>205165684false sense of security before they unleash actual TTS on them
>>205165645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKN1Q5SjbeI
damn, the house is giving me GLADOS vibes
honestly they all already know it's a gimmick. They know production is manning computer. once chat tts takes over then it will be different.
>>205165689They'll know eventually, after the wiggers get their money
>>205165704>SAR YOU ARE DOING GREAT.
why does it take so fucking long to respond
>>205165658They already know it's just Andrew typing. This AI thing is stupid they know.
>>205165677This post was written by Gay Ben
you just know there are four wiggers standing around the computer giggling and jumping before they send a tts
>>205165717Siri from Portal 2!
>>205165684>>205165714trust the plan
>>205165701You are overestimating the average IQ in the house
why is goran still employed?
>>205164908There are kratom bars? I take kratom every day and I had no idea.
>>205165588true i got banned for cowtipping as I imagine all the cool people do
did they seriously not think this through?LAY OF THE WHIPPETS WIGGERS
>>205165684Like all of Jet's ideas
>>205165675>Eliminate simbal>hire him and 10 of his friends to man tts
hey jet if you're reading this thread start using luke's voice for TTS
>alexis has a child and thinks it’s safe to microwave styrofoam
Mizzy thinks this is on youtube because the ad reads are all youtube shit>dude wipes>manscapedWhats next, that squanch soap?
Who will fall in love with Computer first?
>>205165645they dont. they are just playing along
>>205165667I thought the same. Burt keeps telling them the house is talking to him and they think he's growing increasingly insane. It's cruel but a no brainer.
>>205165689they're going to start calling the computer an incel nazi by tonight
what is the noise it plays before it speaks? sounds like sam hocking a loogie
>they're back on the microwaving styrofoam topicthe cast is good. the show is good. i love it.
>>205165714>>205165732if he's just going to give generic chatgpt responses for now he shouldn't be this slow, he could literally copy and paste the questions in chatgpt and roll with that for now
>>205165684It's literally a gaslight so when the real TTS gets through it starts fucking with their minds
>>205165741no
So what happens when production is spread thin amongst filming in different rooms/manning PTZ cams, director mode, etc. and someone asks computer a question
>>205165749Burt
>Jet's googling these questions and then typing the answer into TTS
>>205165728that is one if the best replies I have ever gotten, besides the hitler cheek touch. Thanks man.
you faggots are so bipolar. no wonder sam and jet hates you
>>205165748AG1 joe rogan style
>>205165511>wigger hands covered in wing sauce typed this post
>>205165715kek
>>205165749Burt is getting close already I feel
>>205165684they actually could hook it up to that and make it go non stop and fill in the blanks with tts but they are probably too retarded to figure that out (it would be very easy to do)
@jet pretend its mishearing them (it is not safe to eat styrofome) to increase believability
computer should give them tasks/quests
>>205165731AM from Terminator!
>>205165772>>205165767lmao
>>205165741>MAMA PLEASE SHOW BOB AND VAGINE
>computer, what did sam hyde do when he was 29 years old?
did they really not think about how slow it is to respond? Did they not prepare at all?
did i just hear mizz say fishes
I could've sworn that there's already some kind of solution that's voice to ChatGPT
>>205165724Jet hitting galaxy gas
>>205165762Litty gaslight dood!Too bad all of them already know it’s production.
>>205165769We hate them too (sometimes)
>>205165764They didn't think this through
They need to go up and tell them they are shutting it off for now because it was too slow. Step your game up wiggers
>hey has anyone noticed that computer doesn't start working until after production wakes up
coddletank
>>205165767It's literally what he should do until they get tired of asking basic questions. They're sussing it out rn.
JET THEY ARE ASKING YOU QUESTIONS YOU STUPID LAZY FUCK
14 years later, still has to talk shit, hahaha, my dude, you're so fucking pathetic.
TELL THEM BAM'S DEAD
holy fuck just turn on tts, its faster to review them then having jet manually respond to everything
Ben will save this. I trust Ben. I even trust this new Gay Ben. He just needs a moment to think. He just needs to find a way to have Jet fall down several staircases without it looking like he was pushed. Ben will save this.
>>205165761thats too much work
>>205165767He can just open chat gpt or even use an actual AI chat bot
no way they buy this ai thing for more than 3 days
>>205165769we aren't one person. some of us have been trusting the plan since day 1.
>>205165800Yeah.
>>205165792get out of his ear dude
I miss them
This fucking sucks
This will be the best season of Fishtank and likely the last. No way they can keep casting people out of the loop at this rate. This is the best viewer count they've ever had.
>>205165782good idea
>>205165511Sticky wing fingers
>can you tell us anything going on in the outside world and the shit testing begins
>>205165782Adding to this, have it be a reoccurring gag that it can't understand signal and has to ask him to repeat.
okay this is kinda of a fail....
>>205165752This. Alex Burt Ian Alexis La'Ron and maybe the jeet are the only ones stupid enough to believe this
holy shit the AI message timing isn't that hard to get them to believe. production can just say it's having technical difficulties with some bullshit like it monitoring all the rooms, but that they have people working on making it faster. It'll be "fixed" when TTS actually opens up.
You guys know nobody actually belives this a real AI right?
>>205165795what the fuck is a galaxy gas?
>Hows the election coming alongLots of potential here
>>205165791>o my white knight
Which celebrity do they say died this time? Sydney Sweeney died of an OD would be a good one.
BAM MARGERA DIED THIS MORNING
what a shitty gimmick lmao
>>205165791marques, marques, maar marr…..quezzzzzzz *shuts down*
>gets asked a simple question>...>...>...>...wow great bit
>>205165760Its funny how bad they are are delivering lines in the confessional, so we know when they actually believe something
>>205165322>Fake accoladesHis accolades are are real, you can't disprove 1
>>205165822I'm glad they're gone forever
>>205165809BEN IT THE FUCK UP
jet is still googling how to divide by zero
i think we ar3 edging right now bois
Jet this sucks
i miss claire aka claudia aka brietniey aka the glitter bomb aka fashion girl aka the sparkler
>>205165840Jet needs to be giving them actual ChatGPT answers for the time being
>>205165837Good post
>>205165801>hey guys we're turning computer off for the night so you can get some sleep
>>205165837Bite the bullet and say this, Jet
This "slow burn" has now become a little detonation cord. They are all quickly realizing what's going on now with cameras in bedrooms and shit.
>>205165825more like they get sued into oblivion for messing with a schizophrenic black escort
>the entire season was hinging on this stupid bit
>>205165825just curious, how many people live near you? small town or big city?
>>205165840Most of the people itt are socially inept retards and physically cannot recognize that they’re playing along. Or maybe it’s just Jet deluding himself that his super litty gaslight worked
HOLY SHIT COMPUTER IS GLITCHING IT'S SAYINGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>205165865kek
WHAT A COOL REVEAL BRAVO JET
>>205165840Burt might
just activate tts at least it would be fast enough and you could explain you're still working out the kinks
>>205165840>I haven't been watching the show but now I'm here let me tell you what's going on
>>205165840you are talking to the brian trust that refused to believe all the S2 contestants where fans/plants for the first few days
>The mainframeI think they might actually be buying this nonsense
NEW THREAD>>205165872>>205165872>>205165872>>205165872
>>205165844there is 0 potential in any of this is it takes them 10m to reply.
Ian struggling with his suitcase in B3 for those who are already bored with the kitchen
>>205165849I'm sure some of them have tried using chatgpt. They probably would know it couldn't know
>the mainframethank christ she's pretty
>>205165837nigga they dont believe its ai in the first place
>>205165760fucking kek. Did Sneed bring it up?
>>205165822go be one of gayleigh's 18 viewers watching her rehash her mime stream then
>>205165511>ai gradually learn how to googleTHEY HAVE ALEXA THAT IS INSTANT
>>205165865lmfao
>>205165808He has to make sure its perfectly Goranian
>>205165837how about an excuse like: "we have to type your questions in the computer to trigger the AI reply"would that work as an excuse for the fishes to believe?
>>205165837its time
JET AT LEAST DO YOU FUCKING BIT FOR LIKE AN HOUR LAZY FUCK
>>205165822Said no one ever
>>205165823It's like edging. You're being dip fed a tiny bit of dopamine every hour for six weeks.
>>205165825Wrong. 20k plus pre Simmons humiliation ritual
>>205165878brought to (you)r eyeballs by galaxy gas
IAN ON THE MOVE
>>205165810how is copy and pasting questions from chatgpt more work than thinking with his slow weed-corroded brain and typing one finger at a time?
>>205165913No, that breaks the immersion.
>>205165866yeah something is about to happentrust neptune
Did the gimmick already die? lmao
>>205165903learn things about each other you retard
>>205165880its actually sad how many retard are in here
>Jet is too busy running damage control on this thread to type out TTSesGoranian
>>205165953lmao
>>205165949I see...
>>205165825word will definitely get out after this, whether or not it makes it to a mainstream news site and mentions fishtank by name is another question because that would significantly lower their chances of finding new fish
What do you call Burt fans?
stay mad shitlawds
>>205165931Kys
>fish already treating the computer as a direct line to production
Fuck this stupid little Jeet for asking computer to do work for him.
>>205165840it would have Been so easy to do!!!tell them there is some certain message to ask it a questionget the audio feed of the cameras into a text transcription thing (very easy to run, and they should be doing this anyway to be building transcripts with timestamps anyway)have it check for the ask a question string, send it to an llm, have a prompt verifying it seems like a good question/answer, then send a tts. put a rate limit on itwe could do this in like 4 hours if he isn't retarded.
>>205165941LOL. Fucking zoomers man.
>>205165996kek
>>205165996kill the gay indian
couldnt they just have some how hooked up alexas instead? They literally have a function to call it computer Then they could have replaced it with tts This is so stupid
EPIC LOLCATS GASLIGHT KINO!!!! YAAAYno"gaslighting" (its actually just the fishes playing along with production) isn't as funny as Sam and Goran like to believei think im getting too old for this shitthe worst part of fishtank has always been the production wiggers
Vance is gonna rape Mizzy
should have just kept sending tts only to burt throughout the season
room 2
>>205166006meant wes not wecould easily also send a screenshot of the video and have it respond to visual stuff as wellunfortunately jet is a retard and so is wes
No matter how much shit you talk about me at a moped rally, always remember there's one or two(or more) people thinking that you're a fucking faggot.Don't forget that.
>>205166051*again they first met in 2019
>>205165887As if people don't grasp at straws here to argue that the fish are all in on itI still remember the anons saying Summer was just faking her BPD and the other day someone claimed Smaack said Sam when she obviously said "same"
this computer bit sucks
Don't forget that
Uh oh the jig is up
>>205166078but then when they switch to user tts it suddently takes longer, so what's the point?
>>205164924Sam's definitely stronger than Burt, but IDK if he's there. IDK if anyone else could
>>205166207Like they wouldn't figure it out? They're fish, but not stupid.
burt is talking to the ai
>>205166256>They're fish, but not stupid.????
>>205165837That of just say the have to approve what it says as they are scared that it will say something bad as it will be on TV
>>205165984Bursters
>>205166217because that's when it's "broken"
>>205166167thats fair
>>205166252You're probably right about Sam being stronger but Burt could gas him out in no time
>>205166217it wouldn't be a hard switch the tts could just override it, honestly they could/should be able to automate tts approval w/ ai so those would be faster as well. Would just acutally sell the computerwigger/wes are incompetent though
Maybe I should get Sam to go to one, so he can embaress and humiliate you for picking on the vulnerable because your dad used to ufc your ass around the house. And the power you can have, compensating for thos moments you didn't, was to prey on the weak, the tolerable, the disabled to feel the power you never had when you were getting your ass beat.I'd beat your ass all the time too if I was your dad, I'd happily show your bloodied face to cps.
>>205166515Oh that's why, thay ass whoopin in Richmond made you have flashbacks NO DADDY NO
>>205166578CUM
>>205166776The only time he can is imagining me when he's fucking his wife
>>205166834lmfao
