Druid edition/ftl/ News• Mizzy takes the Redpill and gets taken "down the rabbit hole" (downstairs) to see the "truth"• NEW MECHANIC REVEALED: they are in a smart house with AI that has been observing them• Computer has begun having conversations with the Fish• Alexis crowns herself queen in attractiveness ranking• Ian's life is at risk from the cartels if he doesn't win• New curfew at 2am, fish must be in a bedroom• No more sharing medications or supplements• Burt asks Ted to accompany him to Vegas - Ted declines• Ted alerts the Fish that the BMW i8 is now gone• Burt wins the Halloween dance off and a trip to fabulous Las Vegas!• The elimination vote has been pushed to Saturday after Luke's premature departure from the show• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bit - 11 contestants remain• Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/8mnq2zs0>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 >Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj http://jlingz.com/>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205170322
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
thank fuck I didn't pay for this shit
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I AM COMPUTER
Is it more sad if Binx, the “streamer” in her 30s, came on the show knowing it’s fishtank, or signed up for a sketchy reality show that she doesn’t think is live?
how hard would it be to have a detailed written outline of what scripted things happen on roughly each day (with room to accommodate new developments) and scripts for things like computer reveal, live reveal, scenes and so on? does it all have to be wink-wink ironically scuffed improv?
>>205171645
tts LIIIIIVE
>TTS given to paypigs>first 3 are "JJJJ" and "Carrot carrot carrot"FUCKING KILL THEM ALL
>>205171659God that image has made me cum so many times
IT BEGINS
I FUCKING LOVE COMPUTERTELL THEM BAM IS DEAD
>all those faggots talking about "doomposting" (fag term)>immediate JJJJJ spamYou stupid fucking niggers
they couldnt resist the stupid spam literally on the first user tts. im done
HELL YEAH NICE TANK, NO BEING MEAN
>>205171659This but Cole
thoughts?
En la cama con Bianca.
DOING SOME HEAVY LIFTING WITH BIG PAY
>JJJ^^^|||
>>205171680its 900 tokens
>>205171659truuuuuuuu
>>205171659truuuuuuuuuu
>>205171645LaRon slavery
>>205171659truuu
They're going to realize the TTS isn't coming from an AI within an hour.
>>205171657>Because they're not autistic shut in's who are terminally online they are failed normalfagsTTS will break them and make them walk, guarantee it.
>>205171659truuuu
multiple JJJ spams already, so funny, can't wait to see how crazy the show gets
>>205171707>>205171704good
>"You have schizoaffective disorder!" - Burt>"You're scaring me Burt..." - Alex>"this is a good thing" - Burt>"It doesn't sound like a f---ing good thing" - Alexhttps://x.com/jrosey326/status/1852201562619179334Classic burt and Alex, and no one of you let me know :(
>Mizzy has been schizo posting for like 3 days straight>Has accused everyone and everything of being a plant>ONE (1) schizo theory was half right because sam kept using youtube sponsors on a "hulu" show>Sam spergs out and makes it exceedingly obvious she was on to something>Gives up and outright makes the dumbest person in the house a plantAll he had to do is let mizzy repeat the same stupid theory 400 times and no one would listen to her >Now they're letting chat spam TTS Okay it REALLY is over
hey Jet how about we don’t let the retarded spam go through bud?
>>205171685dont care shes cute and i will be orbiting and paypigging tyvm
>>205171707That's one long too many but otherwise we good
>people paid money for this to fall apart within a week
>throwing math problems at itHA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA. Smart fish
Ted just said "Carrots much?"it's happening again!
Imagine how dogshit all the TTS the paypigs are trying to get through must be if this is the cream of the crop getting approved.Unreal how retarded the whales watching this shit are.
over or a new beginning
>carrot much?
>>205171707Good.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I AM NOT READY TO COMPUTEFUCK THIS
Is there a dumber group of people out there than fishtank paypigs?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hateher nasally ass voice but its kinda hot
Sammy Sweethearts what are our thoughts on this season so far???
You guys are too doomer it's gonna be fine, have a smoke and relax.>inb4 fuck you jet
>luke is gone, was only here for 4 days to bait BB normies into watching>JJJ circimflex spam>mizzy knows and will inevitably leak the truth when she's drunk or when she gets bored>still no eliminationthey had a good run in the first 4 days, but it's time to admit its over. better luck next time, jet
CARROTS MUCH?
>>205171699RIP BRANDON "BAM" MARGERA
>TTS spamIt is so fucking over. See you guys tomorrow
>stupid S1 and S2 spam jokesits over
JJJJ spammers belong in concentration camps.
>>205171659she could fix this
you realize it is the begging of the end right anon?
PAYPIGS RUINED IT COOL
>>205171707good
i fucking hate these retards. the incompetence is crazy
>>205171707I would have preferred “long time” but “long long time” is ok too
>>205171728those legs
>hmm.... could this be a prank show on youtube? minutes later>HEY TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ALONE IN YOUR ROOM JUST RIGHT NOW??? DO YOU THINK THIS WHOLE SHOW IS FAKE??? HUH??? WHAT DO YOU THINK???? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE????? WANT TO COME DOWN IN THE BASEMENT AND SEE EVERYTHING???? JUST PROMISE YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE OKAY????
This is actually making me nervous
>>205171770ESL nigger
this is actually hilarious what are you guys crying about
okay, this is kino
>>205171766love that guy
>900 tokens to send ttsI’m good
>I WILL KEEP ALEX SAFE FROM YOU BURT
>>205171707>post this>nothing but J and vertical bar spamI fucking hate you Jet you stupid fucking bastard
^ ^ ^ ^
>>205171685she's having fun and boosting her streaming 'career' regardless
>>205171704>>205171707Computer should tell them to ask Jeremy Gold about Mark E
>circumflex vertical bar caret JJJJ spam
alright this is cringe. see you next season. see you tomorrow i mean. see you once the silence in my room gets to me
this so bad
>>205171707at this point, why not just watch big brother?
TOTAL BLACK WOSIE LOVE
>this is actually hilarious what are you guys crying about
It's actually over.
>>205171799my face hurts
>chat spam ttsit was a good run boys
>>205171674love smaack.cherish smaack.defend smaack.die for smaack.fight for smack.fight for what is right for smaack.kill chuds for smaack.
>>205171759>90 dollarsBASED
>Schizo A.I angle I'm listening
We were the real Fish all along
>You are in a Smart House
werent they supposed to reject TTS that doesnt make sense for computer to say
circumflex vertical bar caret JJJJ is peak comedy for paypig retard faggots
>>205171798I'm a white American kill yourself and stop blackpilling so much
>>205171799yeah dude it said vertical bar ha ha that was awesomekys
Mizzy may be redpilled, but Binx is already clearpilled, her soul belongs to MDE.
>don't watch fishtank for a day>turn it on to "VERTICAL BAR" and "CIRCUMFLEX" TTSHave we finally entered hell house? How are the fish finding it?
>>205171717This looks like Jimmy
I was wrong, turn off TTS
im not watching.
>>205171781based
>>205171780Why the fuck are they even letting them through?
>>205171815you mean marquis?
>>205171830really hope he shows up
they're pushing too many TTS it's not working
I have really no problem with the way they handled the Mizzy situation. I think that was the best way to go about it. I'm more upset that Luke is apparently gone for good.
>>205171707A good thing
>>205171799the fish are 100% aware that the tts is written by someone trying to be funny. if the wiggers and paypigs weren't fucking retards they would run all their ideas through chatgpt to make it sound like AI
>"where's TTS!?? Fish tank is dead" >TTS is Turner turned on>"why are people saying the same shit with TTS they've always said!?? Fish tank is dead "JJJJJJ^^^^^^^^||||||||||||||
>jjj>circumflex>carrot carrot carrot>vertical barWOW KINO!
Cole would have hated this
>>205171784Right now one TTS costs 900 tokens - so around $90Needless to say it's paypigs only
EXECUTE PAYPIGS ON SIGHT
You're breaking edge rn man.Would you like a hug?Maybe I should rub your leg?
>>205171707That explains the $100 price tag
We're done here
>>205171799Kill yourself wigger faggot.
>>205171752o v e r
JET I KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! t. ITT TWU TND!
no way they will fall for this
Now TTS is on its definitely over. What the fuck are they thinking?
*squeal squeal* HAHAH THIS GREAT*squeal squeal* JJJJJJ||||||^^^^
>>205171685wut she goes on adventures irl thats what she enjoys and already streams so this is not a big leap and very good exposureshe is one of the sanest ones
I don’t mind TTS but it’s WAY too early for it. It should be a second half of the show deal.
tts sucks and ruins the show, will not be watching. i want a real total reset
>>205171853because its a faceswap edit
https://www.artbysmaack.com/
>entire chat is J spamnevermind I'm becoming a doomposter
Ainsley mogs
paypigs won
IT FUCKING SUCKS
4chan is the only place that doesnt like tts. Theres a reason everyone hates you
Why would the computer keep saying hello to everyone like a user introducing themselves you dumb faggots
>>205171867all those need to be rejected what the fuck, make the pay pigs think of clever tts
Binx is a streamer she can definitely tell this is unfunny paypig spam
>>205171870they also can't let through anything too crazy yet
>WE WANT TTS!!!!!!!!!>NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!niggers
>>205171842This is literally the best of the best that the paypigs are sending. Its baffling how unfunny they are.
bros...i think jet has no plan what hes doing
this is what pushes burt over the edge
>>205171858money.
==PAYTON UPDATE==she is looking cute in kitchen
i can just imagine them uncontrollably giggling as they type this retarded shit out
>making alex even more paranoidlol
yeah, i’m thinking these fishies are ready for some FART ZONE!
Ted said "Carrots much?!" a few minutes ago.
>>205171891well they kicked luke and the show died so now they have to rush everything
>>205171842>implying paypigs are smart enough to act like an AI
I miss Luke.
jet please filter stupid J and carrot spam
>telling mizzy the show is live>luke is actually gone>unfunny TTS spam enabledAnother season dead in 5 days. Goranian.
>fumbled luke>fumbled the reveal with mizzy>fumbled the ttshow many strikes is this?
>alex showing is PARIS shirthes coming back
Binx Dance
>>205171919
>>205171912>10 viewersI don't think so
>Paypigs are the least funny people in the worldUnsurprising
>>205171909>HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA THEY SAID JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ FOR THE 459734857394857634567457862673642nd TIME!!!!!You should be raped TO DEATH.
>>205171842Sam said fuck it probably
Computer needs to tell Alex he is special to her, in front of Burt
>>205171866nobody wants tts
it's over
>>205171909outed as a twitter newfag. go back to watching offline tv you stupid nigger
>paypigs are paying $100 to send censored tts shitgrim
>>205171799None of them believe an ai computer is speaking to them they at least suspect it’s production
>>205171909HAHAH THIS JJJJ IS SO FUNNY LIKE GET IT ITS SAYING J OVER AND OVER HAHAHAH
>>205171857Violetta Palmer
NOOO MY FAKE REALITY TV SHOW IS DEVOLVING INTO CHAOS!!...wait
how fucking hard is it to only let through realistic TTS through for a few days christJet willing to ruin the season for 100 dollars worth of JJJJJJJ paypig shit
The TTS with Burt was good but now it’s boring.
>>205171909i wish they found a different way to monetizethey could probably get real manscaped ads and shit
Payton's pristine poophole puckering and preparing for penetration from a pulsating penis
>>205171882S2>S2.5>BitchTank+Cell>S1>S3>Powtank
>>205171909t. zogbot mondotroon
UPDATE:>Luke is officially out of the show>Sam is tall>ben is small>guy to the very right is Bill Ottman, their lawyer
Post goonable pics/webms of the fish right now.I ain't gonna stick to NNN I NEED TO COOM
>>205171923i'd like to tongue punch her farter
See that error message was good.
How far would they have gotten if Putin, Shoigu, Gerasimov etc. would have been replaced by Sam and his crew?
>>205171946she watches bigger streamers, is the point that retard should have made
Fishtank is hereGet the rice
I remember when TTS were actual messages and not le vertical bar meme
>they're putting messages through the island and kitchen at the same time
lol good burt tts
$NEED stablecoin
>>205171909Go back to the paypig chat then nigger
>>205171870thats not gonna make it less over.
>>205171713
>>205171794Sam is unironically a pseud
>>205171930yea hes a fucking faggot ass plant
>>205171954>677damn das crazy
>>205171933hey alright man me too
TRADWIFE BINX
>>205171882You underestimate normalfags
>>205171909This is aids and ruins the point faggot
>>205171995Not a single lesson learned
>>205171993oliver gaye oliver gaye oliver gaye oliver gaye oliver gaye oliver gaye
I LOVE SMAACK SO MUCH
>>205172000what was it
>>205171880letty and josie dont look like that
reject all vertical bar jjj faggot shit you stupid wigger nigger faggot ape retard cunts DIE OF AIDS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>205171988only works if gay ben is russia's president
the delay makes it so bad
WE ARE SO BACK
>multiple tts in the same room at oncehow the fuck are they still doing this
>>205171674She's genuinely growing on me, a real upbeat bubbly cutie - even if she does hate white people
C̶̢̖̗̻̦̼̱͈̮̝͂͜͜͜ͅä̶̰̤͖͉͕̪̗͕̳͙́̐̽l̶̢̨̘̗̞̘̼̠̖͍̰̻̏̓̽̍͂͗̀̐͝i̸̧̛̱̺̮̘̠̪͖̟̭̼̻̞̱͒̆͐͛̒͐̋̕̚͠ͅb̴̢̢̗͕̘̳͙̮͕͓̭̙͉̜̎͂͒ͅͅr̶̛̭̫̣̜̱̘̞̥̽̽̋̓̄̈́̌̋͠͝͝ä̴̗͇͚̥̖̙̘̺̙̰̋̓̈́̊̀̿̔͋͜t̴̨̢̻̖̫̩̥͇̯̦̥̰͚͔̱̃̆̈́̕͠į̶̛̺̣͈͎̥̫̩̯̝͙͓̪͔̿̋̇͑͆͒̂̎͝͝n̴̛̟̘͎̩̣̘̿̈́̉͊͛̍͐̈̈̓͘͘̚͝g̵͙͔͈͓͒̉̈́̀̈́̈́̚͘͜͝>Hiding fat legs>Hiding fat tummy>Hiding saggy tits>$15 cheap makeup>A n a l y s I s>Data received >Computer estimation...3/10
===BINX CONFIRMED PLANT======BINX CONFIRMED PLANT===>tts askes "what is j divided by j">binx screams "haha jjjjjj">no one else in the room gets the joke, she gets embarrassed
>>205171923She has one of THOSE faces.
>>205171973I doubt he was kicked off the show, he probably left by choice.
>Enjoying the show? You're going to love this next part.
>REEEEE THIS ISNT FISHTANK>REEEEE THIS ISNT FAMOUSHOUSE
>Sorry Simbal your command was not recognizedMore like that. Less cringe spam.
>phase alignmentare you kidding me? Just typing in shit you think sounds technical Jet?
>>>/wsg/5722276
>>205172030where can i see her nudiesher rack is perfect
Holy fuck how hard is it to just deny all the unfunny bullshit spam. I hate paypigs so much its unreal.
They are going to sus out the computer so fast when it can't respond to their questions fast enough.
>JJJJJJJJJJHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAOH MY GODMY SIDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAI CANT TAKE IT JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJJJJJJJJJJJ TOO FUNNY
>>205172046did you not hear the very first tts
JET NO J SPAMNO ^^^NO ||||MAKE THOSE BLACKLISTED FFS
>>205172030Jesus, how is this goblin suddenly one of the hottest women on the planet?
>CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX>VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR >JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ>WHEN DOES JOSIE SHOW UP?? >OPENING BRACKET CLOSING BRACKET OPENING BRACKET CLOSING BRACKET
TTS mentions "Nigga" in black voice when?
>You now remember Mondo Megabits and the Mondotrannies that were left bag holding and shilling for the show on these threads
Jeet, please rope
>>205172046they were all doing it when the first JJJJ TTS came through you retarded fucking non-watcher
>>205172046Dumbass
>>205172045You are Fagputer.
each tts is $100 btw
>>205172051is he gone
>>205172031amazing how quickly they burned off the veneer of complexity by allowing audience interaction
>>205172051he will be back, right? .......right?
copy
Has there been any TTS kino yet?
>>205172001What has Payton done to make her that much higher than based Smaack
>>205172011mak and pay are the perfect girli should off myself
>>205172068its $90 tts
goran update: get smaack someone to scheme with
>>205171970Payton has one of THOSE faces.
>>205172065uhhhhh
Ian still winning this shit
>>205172048>I doubt he was kicked off the showLuke was the plant , I'm just saying he's not coming back
jeet's having cigarette daydreams
>>205172046Ted also said "Ummm carrots much?"so gay
I need the guetto voice bros
>>205172051vance is distancemaxxing
>>205171936entirely self inflicted
its overthis season started to give me the ickit was really fun while it lasted
>shut the fuck up with that "j" shit, what the fuck does "j" mean?
I know i'm being super pessimistic, but this AI shit is gonna flop in like 2 days.Once they expose Burt enough to make him freak out & rape someone, no one else in the house is dumb enough to confide to the TTS, and no one's done anything embarrassing/sneaky outside of the candy thing.Truly don't see how this is supposed to be a consistent entertaining long term thing
>>205171688Not that hard but jet isn't prepared to put any effort in. He is incapable of improvising or coming up with things on the fly, but he seems to think he is great at it and that fish tank is groundbreaking for some reason
Can we put Jimmy in charge of TTS? He'll come up with some fire stuff.
It's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEWPmWprx7Y
>>205172029basically that the "computer" kept their conversation confidential.
i had to stop watching. it's like in peep show when the girls find out mark and jeremy cooked and ate their dog
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ XDDD*SPITS OUT MY BLACK NIGGER BULL'S CHUNKY CUM FROM LAUGHING*HOLY SHIT VERTICAL BAR LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205172050The paypigs should kill themshelves they ruin the show for everyone else with their shitty spam.
This shit has sucked ever since Luke left. All of these people are boring. The schtick isnt' funny. Worst season by far.
>>205171973>>205171942>>205172051jets eyes lol
>""""curated"""" TTS>immediate j spam, circumflex, vertical bar, carrot, etc.
>>205172001you say you're following the threads 24/7 but this is your conclusion?
>>205172046Fishtank didn’t start TTS spam you retard lmfao
>>205172083god damnit don't remind me of those freaks
>>205171891They established the AI on the first day. Slow rolling it makes sense with normal TTS at first then slowly allowing more later
>>205172078the paypigs spend insane amounts of cash for that shit it's never stoppingthese people are brain damaged and will run this shit into the ground
ITS FUCKING OVER HOLY FUCK
>>205172051That is sam's fit from today!
>>205172126>this AI shit is gonna flop in like 2 daysit already did on the first message
>relieving enough stressburt is gonna freak
symbol is funny now because he's now only the normies/ self-aware people in the house
burt freaking out every single time it comes on is gonna never stop being funny
The show's over isn't it?
>>205172096Luke's gone, he posted that picture on his instagram story https://www.instagram.com/stories/realbbluke/
>>205171936It's crazy how consistently they ruin it early on
>>205172083i feel like they started trying to make a game, realized how complex it is, then just gave up
>Burt needs to relieve more stress
>>205172102so far the only kino ones are the ones directed to burt about the gay convo from earlier
>people still think Burt has 160 IQ
Burt is going insane.
Yeah they gave up. Just trying to milk the piggies before this shit falls apart.
>>205171674>>205171829>>205172027>>205172035>>205172111Smaacktivists everywhere
>>205172080you stopped being a bugman
>>205172125there still hasn't been a funnier fishtank moment than this
>>205172167theyre torturing him already lel
they fucked it.
>>205172129ON SOME REAL SHIT DEADASS
REJECT JJJ SPAMREJECT VERTICALBAR SPAMREJECT CIRCUMFLEX SPAM
I cant believe they are believing this
>>205172107
>>205172165this!there is hope, he might still be there
lollllll they fucking know about burt jacking off
>>205172152big if true, i am not a neet and do not watch live streamers
>>205172178‘fraid so
Has Ian reacted to a tts at all?
>supposed to be a fake AI>ignores all their requestswas this thought out for even a few minutes
>BURT IS LOSING IT
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED JEETNIGGER
Yeah it's over.
>>205171973>[insert] is officially out of the showI’ve seen this trick before
Burt is actually bugging out
Ian slander on TTS. NOOOO
burt is about to snap
burt is freaking the fuck out
>>205172190I am an OG smaack addict
>>205172131have you heard this version?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7w5t2kZQOo
Oh fuck... He's looking right at me guys
>>205171909Lol you all got baited
>>205172200literally tjos. paypigs deserve death
Burt is going to snap
>>205172129What a loser
>>205172178no it just started
>>205172205heartwarmingthanks!
"Slow burn season">They have the content cow Burt already ready to mentally unravel before week 1Too many whippets in that garage man
>>205172149What exactly are you expecting to happen, anon?
wake me when they get a good bit going
Burt's gonna rip out the cams and mics
>>205172125Canceled Tai had me crying, fuck all y’all crackas
>>205172213he just did, it told him to do jumping jacks and this was his reaction
>who stole the candy?>BWAAOOOPPPP The Prince and Alexis stole Mizzy's candyThis is 100% going to happen right before the elimination
i hope nothing but absolute misery for whoever sends a jjjjj or circumflex tts
>>205172162rip
>>205172147Yea how fucking stupid are they.
>>205172215beyond, "hahaha that would be funny"? No
>Kino overload when its lore friendly >trash when its just paypigs
The whole fucking season is ruined because Sam/Jet decided to tell Mizzy about the truth rather than let her cook and simmer. There's just been this gloomy aura ever since, and I can't get it over how stupid of a decision it was. I think I'm done watching for the season. It was fucking perfect too after the beauty competition. Why did they have to destroy our fun?
I think they are curating tts Thank you Jet
>burt is having the most funthat's pretty funny
JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS JIMMY FUCKS DOGS
this is actually hilarious
Burt is still reacting to the TTS noise kek
>>205172256KEK
MIZZY LOOKING VERY GLUM AND UNINVESTED. IS SHE ON THE WAY OUT?
>>205172244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKbgsrjaG4w this one is the best
Burt has been having the most fun babahahaha
>>205172245>computer? that shit craazy man..
>ACTIVATED
>>205172044she is fixable anon, you have to believe
>>205172259ian wake up it's time to announce the winner of the show
love my kitchenwife payton <3
how long has tts been on just got here
why is jeet wearing a glove? he's leaving out the flavor of his hand.
omfg burt's reaction everytime TTS goes offdude is gonna be traumatized by the end of the season
900 dollars for a TTS? Holy scam Jet.
If they just told Mizzi it's a social AI experiment where they're going to train it to interact with humans I'll kneel.
>>205172275yeah they sent a pop up about it
>>205172285YOU JUST LOST YOUR BEST FISH. THOUGHTS?
>>205172092isnt it 100 fish dollars which is 10 irl dollars? still insane
>>205172129MAYBE WE CAN BRING HIM IN AND MAKE SCHIZO RANTS WITH BERT XDDDD!!!1 AND MAYBE HAVE HIM TALK ABOUT YOUTUBE POOPS AS WELL. EPIC WEEN
>>205172265THIS HAS TO HAPPEN WHILE THEY'RE FILMING THE ELIMINATION SCENES RIGHT BEFORE THEY VOTE
>>205172274it is what it is nowit was dumb but we cant go back without booting her
>>205172263what a boss
>DUDE JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>205172300About 5 minutes
>responds to the color question 5 minutes after it's asked
paypigs are already fucking this up. they are treating as regular TTS, when it should just them asking questions and AI replying coherently but cleverly
>>205172294DISGUSTING
jimmy is a faggot and needs to go away
honestly i hope they just leave the big scary prop in the den the entire time or until sam bodyslams it
>>205171909FUCK YOU JET, NICK ROCHEFORT SHOULD REPLACE YOU AS THE SHOWRUNNER
>>205171841the best dcom by a mile
>ab seething over paytongee i wonder why
>>205172256You’ve been hiding your schizo rants in private and it’s suddenly announced that an AI has been analyzing you in secret and will be discussing you while on live TV - how do you respond?
>>205172307binx?
>Ignoring the women more than Simbal.Based.
>>205172274lmao this is all in your head retard. Fishtank will continue to be fishtank get filtered you fucking faggot
>>205172323HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>>205172330dont even mention him here
Someone please tts I'm sorry, burt. I'm afraid I can't do that
alex is the kind of person you could just constantly make shit up and him be entertained. he is the ancient alien audience
I love the simbal command not recognized bit
Imagine strangling a fishtank paypig to death
alexis is a good mommy
i want a gfi feel lonelyand sad
>>205172324any good ones?
>>205172327its not the paypigs fucking it upits production letting it trough
>>205172327Ultimately its the wiggers fault for approving these dogshit messages. They should know by now their biggest whales are the least funny people watching.
>Some paypiggy is squealing in delight for paying 100 dollars to JJJ spam What is wrong with these niggas
>>205172338god I hate that faggot/woman
burt is already having a scitzo breakdown form tts, mark it down boys
>sorry simbal, your command was not recognized kek
>>205172338i haven't seen this fat ugly hag's opinions on season 3 yet, who does she like? mizzy or ted i'm guessing
>>205172349kek
DO YOU GET IT YET CHUDS???HEHEHEHEH >:)|||| in my *
Why is Vance standing so far away?
>>205172356Get a fwb. That's what I did. Not as loving but it's something.
>>205172338Dudes a fag anyways. Hating Payton is signs of mental illness
The schizo farts building up inside burt rn
that really pissed wifi signal offworth it just for that
>>205172353they're still trying to be funny instead of rolling with the AI bit.
>last night was awful>figure they'll pick things up today>sam and ben have a good improv bit>suddenly hit with the triple whammy of breaking kayfabe to mizzy, luke confirming he's gone, and unfunny paypigs spamming TTS
>>205172338>ab is a fucking leafit all makes sense now
>>205172294>>205172035>>205171674>>205171829I wish I was in the tank and hanging out with Smaack. I wish we could dance last night and slowly develop feelings for each other. I wish we went to bed cuddled up together. I wish she woke up before me and I had a blue kiss mark on my cheek
I feel like im cooming from this release from boredom
>>205172358no, the opposite of good so far
Simbal knows he's being made fun of now.
>>205172352Simbal getting ignored by production in general is one of the best bits
>>205172349top kek
i want every paypig to feel depression and anxiety every moment for the rest of their lives
>>205172378yeah
>>205172378kek
>>205172349>Someone please tts >I'm sorry, burt. I'm afraid I can't do thatand now we're gonna see these types of posts again
>>205172355it would be fun to breed her and then make her get an abortion
>>205172338>obese indian woman hates the skinny blonde white woman I wonder why
i think im dying...
jeet reacting to burt is pretty funny
>>205172338>kraft dinnerAB is a leaf?
>>205172378scared of sam and too short to get behind jet
>>205172378he's just a guy
>>205172355her kids friends are going to have a fieldday
mizzy's tiktoks are something
>>205172356watching alexis chop vegetables is making me realize what I'm missing out on
>>205172378sam stinks
Is alexis retarded? She didn't know how to prepare a butternut squash?
>>205172364this. i get why they’d do it though since they haven’t been making money
is a tts calling him wifi too far?
>>205172284:_(
>>205172162I wonder if he was kicked the same reason they got rid of Octavius: he was out alphachadding baby Sammy, and we can't have that, can we?
>>205172400they already do
>>205172378hes just a guy hes there to film dude
>>205172378He's just a guy worried about his angles.
so jet is basically charging people money to come up with ideas for him
>>205172391dude what if the computer said circumflex haha
>we're having a family dinner thing>ian proceeds to go eat alone like a fucking loser
>>205172378he's just a guy.
>>205172370Bingo; the jeet sexually assaulted the women earlier.
Even if the rest of cast knows it’s bs, Burt fully believing it is endlessly hilarious
someone please tts "Hi Burt! What happened in 2011?"
>>205172356iktf
>>205172307900 fishbucks retard. Its still a scam but its not $900
I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>>205172437good
just tuned in, why is Mizzy looking so gloom?
no matter how much simbal is disrespected his pajeet pride wont let him leave
>>205172416Supposedly not only are they Canadian they are a tranny using a voice modulator.
HAHAHA COMPUTER IS FREAKING EPIC!!! JJJJJJJ
>>205172391Just when you think everything is okay, they steer the ship into an iceburg out of nowhere. It's a Goranian specialty.
>Simbal, please speak in English when talking with Computer.
>>205172378He can't stand being too close to Sam after the Summer incident
LOLLLL!!!!! they referenced CARROT!!! hey guys i have a devilish idea... let's ask them about SPRUCE trees xD
I still cant get over how fucking bad the kitchen cameras are
>>205172414he laughs at broken man that will notice it and kill him soon
Calibrating wifi signal. Signal acquired.
>>205172378Bald
>>205172378he's just a guyrule of thirds dude
>>205172378the rule of thirds
>>205172431baby epping
>>205171970This
>>205172433probably but i think it would be funny if it kept calling him signal.
>>205172450Wtf I love simbull now?
>>205172393it hurts way too much to >ywn this one. . .
>>205172355she abandoned her child to be on fishtank
>>205172461she knows what the show is after they pulled her to the basement. shes a plant now and trying to not yap about it.
>>205172436If that was true Alex would be out for making Sam look like a little girl with his spook.
>>205172480lmao
>>205172450lets fucking go
>>205172465don't make fun of my boy Goosmus like that at least he tries to be entertaining
>>205172461She is officially a Plant, but has to hide it from the others on knowing about the true show
>>205172444if they do a real voting elimination he’s going home
Burt keeps getting startled at every tts hes afraid of the 81%
why is prince so fucking sleepy?
It was fun while it lasted.See you next time, when Abi decides to stream again.
multiply all of the fear ian has of the cartel x100004139087134987 and distribute it amongst the paypigs
I love how obvious it is that Binx knows
>>205172344We’re going to continue to shit on your show cornball orbit faggot
>>205172378rule of thirds duh
brosits shit
>>205172378He's just some guy
>>205172338>kraft dinner>is a canadian jeetit's starting to make sense
>>205172338that's a good personality
>>205172378He's just a manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5MFFc0xdwg
im convinced you fucking retards dont know what "plant" means
TRIANGLE BAR CIRCLE BAR
>Burt jumps everytime the sound effect plays
>>205172338fat bitch hating slim princess? wow
it blows my mind someone would spend 100$ to deliver the shittiest useless message possible
>>205172505Goosmus is an unfunny fat retard. Back to the Twitter spaces, fag.
Vertical bar
>Mizzy's just sitting there yawning and smiling, not talking much anymoreI give it a couple days
Wow the contestants are saying vertical bar circumflex and jjj this is so kino
>>205172378if Sam is 6'4, how tall is Luke? 5'11 I'd guess
>>205172436OCTAVIUS OFFICERS REPORT IN
is the show over?
>>205172511medicated by burt
>>205172392Wow then fag who thinks downloading clips and uploading them on Twitter is a leaf fag, I'm shocked
>Paying $100 to send these shitty ass messages>Not even larping properlyI genuinely wonder what trash they have to sift through if this is what's getting through
*spits out a load of nigger cum*JJJJ LMFAO VERTICAL BAR LMAOSO FUNNY
>>205172428a woman happily cooking you dinner is the definition of making it
>>205172373alex i think just because he probably presents the best chance to suck up to her afterwards
>TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT LUKE160IQ KNOWER
Burt asking about Luke to computer.
>>205172456its shy of 100 dollars, jet im glad i did not buy tokens this season
>>205172505okay fine have a (you)
>>205172520Either stop watching or stay here and just post cope about how it's kino. Red or blue pill time, anon.
reminder that 4chan is only like 10% of the fishtank community, and the rest of the paypigs watching on the site are absolutely retarded
Just sent a TTS in Punjabi to Simbal requesting him to speak English. Let's see if the wiggers catch on.
>>205172464it's an h jon benjamin ai voice holy shit how do you guys still not know this?
>>205172538She's OBVIOUSLY going to spill the news, and it's going to spread like wildfire.
Just make it 250 dollars
Ted needs the real TTS+SFX spam treatment. IM THINKING LA BAMBO MUCH?!!
>>205172541if sam was 5'9 what would he do?
some TTS something about driving a Grand Marquis
I'm completely deflated. My excitement is gone. There was so much going on but now it's nothing. Just bring out fatty, the fishtoys, and the tts spam. Bring it on I'm ready now. It's so over.
>>205172552if this is the trash they're letting trough I want to see what kind of shit they're rejecting
"They" might be getting our voices confused. They're not buying it Jethro . Obviously
>>205172539dude the computer said its favorite color was human like a glitch haha this is epic
>>205172545It died two days ago
It's over, fish tank is finished
>>205172378he always leaves space for lance…
>>205172552>they're rejecting 10 messages a minute from jimmy and his unlimited token account
one of you paypigs say "Burt, they know."
>>205172259Hes so fucking cool
>>205172427Goran rape
>>205172545no dont listen to doomer fags. its finally enjoyable
>>205172545Yes. Goran fumbled the computer shtick for gibs
>>205172463
TCLTOTAL CLAIRE LOVE
>>205172570it's much more than 10%
>>205172525I DREAM ABOUT A CLOUDY SKYYYYY
>>205172570The amount of jimmyfag paypigs is dire
>>205172545nah it’s still airing
>>205172432is the fucking paypigs, TTS is at all time high and they can't come up with anything interesting. Having fucking Xavier behind the KB to write a few TTS would be amazing
Im Sorry Burt, Im afraid I cant do that
LMAO the vance one is pretty funny i cant lie
>>205172581This. Jet/Sam made one wrong move and crashed the entire bus, ruining the entire show.
>>205172531He looks like a vietnam vet during a firework show.
>>205172518You just said you're gonna skip the season? Why would you continue talking about it if you don't want to watch it you literal mongo
vance they are onto you
ITSA OVER!
>>205172504vance counts as former fish returning
KEEEEEEK EPIC 2018 VANCE LOOOOOOOOOL KEK
>>205172338freaking epic!
>>205172545Its been over, lil nigga
fucking post a single webm or anythingwhat the fuck happenedwhat changed over night
>vance 2018 ttsKEK
>>205172552These are the jimmy and tayleigh fans
>telling them to ask vance about 2018ok that's funny
>>205172572he speaks hindi and bengali not punjabi sir
>>205172568my cope is that something big will happen soon to make up for this garbage
>all it took was for some JJJJ spam for anons to wake up and realize this season sucksIt's been boring ever since Luke left. You can only laugh at Burt jerking off so many times.
>>205172541seems about right
Mizzy is so completely disinterested, it’s totally over. You can’t have one person with that energy without alerting others. It’s ruined
Marky
>>205172590Famous house is finished, fishtank is just starting
computer? thafuck foo
>>205172338>fat subhuman jeet tranny hates a perfect aryan? no way
ok them all asking vance about 2018 did get me
>>205172493Honestly my heart couldn't take it because I was working last night watching her have so much fun.
>2018 yeeeeeeep....
bros im starting to feel sad for burtit's all coming into to focus that he's damaged goods, probably molested as a child turned sexual deviant, got into porn, halfway illiterate, will never become a fireman off a pornset.
holy shit this is painful to watch
>>205172570dude we OWN jet's ass
Vance cried in the dour autumn of 2018
fans cannot be subtle. this is stupid obvious
>I was taking a power nap kek
ted is exactly like my college roommate that lived off of whtie bread and rum and cokeexactly the type of guy that would take your can and put his dirty fingers all over it
>>2051725416'0, don't cope
>>205172604queen brat
>>205172629what DID vance do in 2018?
>>205172578be funny
>>205172605ppvland has like 2k and the site has 13k, so maybe its like 20%
>>205172609It’s been nearly a year and you still think about Jimmy every day
>>205172617what happened? couldn't tune in
>>205172619Not the same person you retarded nigger baby
>each tts $100 perfuck off
burt is going into full schizo overload
>>205172679...susan...
>>205172679>what DID vance do in 2018?Self defense
>>205172655>THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT!
burt is actually going to fucking lose it
Burt is really not taking this well
burt does NOT like the tts sound
>>205172629that's not funny at all
i've got a coworker that acts like burt without all the schizo rape stuff and he has asperger's, is that what burt has?
the sound effect is going to drive him insane
>>205171659/ftl/ still doesn't know how good they had it.
burts fucking reactions to the tts is fucking incredible
yeaaaaa this is going really well..................
>run a season with no outside interference>it's patchy but mostly the best fishtank has ever been>open the floodgates one inch to allow the viewers to decide the action tm>instant nadir
>>205172679rape.
>>205172617drama queen much
>burt stomping his foot in anger when he doesn't get a chance to reply to itfucking kek he's ngmi
TTS is so aids. I forgot how unfunny you fucking dorks are.
>>205172581Literally was a better big brother for a bit and could have combined the best of both worlds later on. Now without luke it's just shitty spam.
this fucking blows lmao
>>205172045i don't care. i would absolutely destroy it for 72 hours nonstop. give me those fat thunderous hams
>>205172629>>205172631idgi
>>205172504lawsuit threatened should be circled, jeet wanted to sue luke (LMAO)
>circumflex
fucking retards with the circumflex shit already
>>205172694>Wahhhhh I can't spam JJJJ ^^^^ ||||
>CIRCUMFLEXyesss, got em, paypigs are winning
>>205172705who could foresee a schizo freaking out in this situation
>>205172691I wasn't talking to you then dumb cunt and I will rape your mother.
>>205172675no I think 5'11 is right. what cope you fucking spastic?
yeah this is grim
>>205172631What happened in 2018, guys??
>>205172699Peak content
>>205172640then she can leave, who caresshe can't win now anyways, that's probably why she's bummed. honestly, she's a shitty emotional vampire gossiping retard bitch just kick her
burt is not lasting long
>>205172723We're not the ones sending those messages, retard
show ruined
>>205172690Mizzy wondered whether the show was fake, so Sam and Jet brought her downstairs and showed her everything, told her everything, and asked her "plz don't tell anyone" and now she's sitting there bored out of her mind because she knows it's all fake and is going to tell everyone over the next few days during whisper sessions.
burt is taking this so seriously
>>205172723This is on the paypigs on the site, not on /ftl/.
>>205172721How is he Josie, Summer, Jimmy, Cole and TJ at the same time?
Absolute fucking brimstone
>computer compliments Ian on his eating and sleeping habits>Burt, in a disgusted tone: That can't be true.
circumflex xDD
Are paypigs even human? shelling out hundreds to play slop over the speakers. fuck
>>205172338Good."Her" liking Tayleigh would tell you enough.
ted's strategy?
i can't wait for the j spam
Payton is way too beautiful for this
IT'S PAYPIG TIME ANONS
>>205172716the audience has always been the worst part about this show. unfortunately the greedy kikes running it need their money
>You just received the Donald Trump $100 fish check and you have to spend it on TTS right now! What do you say?
I didn't relate to Josie, I was in love(I'm over it now)
burt is about 1 day away from building a shrine and starting to pray to computer
just tuned back in. Are the fish buying this at all?
>>205172738sam and jet are laughing straight to the bank with this one (mainly sam)
>>205172776its already started
>>205172748>>205172640>>205172663biggest mistake they made was activating TTS all at once for the entire house, it should have being one room where there was one or 2 fish at a time. When the curfew was up. This is just a mess right now. It's just a bunch of white Noise, of couse mizzy is checking out.
i already knew the wigger whippet ctew would fuck this up at some point so im not surprised
the posts from tourists are so fucking obvious. if you're actually enjoying this at this point you're fucking retarded
>>205172689You're a faggot
>>205172391at least the first week was more or less free of goran and sam and the fish didn't fully get how on cam they were. still looking forward to the breaking of cymbal. and watching ian sit on the couch
>is she tired haha I wont laugh cause i hate ted
>Raise the TTS price jet
jet, you need to get better fans. this may be sustainable financially but your artistic vision cannot be tethered to these unfunny fucking losers forever
AHAHAHAAHA THE CIRCUMFLEX JJJJJ SHIT NEVER GETS OLD AHAHAHAHA WOOOOOHOOOO IM A MENTALLY RETARDED LOSER!!
>they're approving "jjjj" and "circumflex" TTS>approving overlapping island and kitchen TTS>"narrative" thrown out the window
>>205172730there was a bit last season about him raping a woman in 2018 and tts mentioned it all the time
>>205172785LMAO
Production should just have the computer say Luke was Bipolar, they already want to believe it, and it would further sell the show.
>>205172714Enjoy it for the short amount time it'll last. He's not going to last.
>>205172784im still in love
>Who Stole The CandyBahahaha
how are they gonna vote tho kek????
>accept four separate TTSes answering the same questionRetards
Interesting use of computer would be if fish were conspiring in one room and then a fish on the other side of the house asks "computer, what are they talking about in b3" or some shit.
>>205172808KEK
>>205172762The only thing he uses computers for is porn, he's never used an AI before but at the same time his 160 iq allows him to see the possibilities. He is testing it.
>>205172773>Are paypigs even human?No, they’re livestock, there’s a reason we call them pigs
>>205172776it was literally the first messagepaypigs get the rope
>TTS $100 dollars right nowI genuinely hope Sam kills himself
>>205172807they need to make money most likely, tts is $80
>>205172807they need money
MIZZY IS FUCKING RUINING THE ATMOSPHERE, ITS TRULY OVERITS OVEROVER
>>205172789paypigs rule |||||||||||||||
>>205172787Mizzy knows, Binx knows, Ted knows. Just fucking turn it into Fishtank already with unfunny TTS spam. Famous House is over.
Aperture bros we fuckin won
>>205171799it is, i kneel jet
>>205172831>>205172832holy shit
Kill all the paypigs using the actual fishtank site, amazing how unfunny they are
>>205172831really? i made a joke about it being 100 dollars as something extremely expensive
>>205172781>this is why fishtank sucks most of the time
Vance sweating bullets right now
>>205172511first he is a plant and he dont want to act this momentsecond, event with judging people by their attractiveness made him doomed
everyone is starting to realize how insane burt is
>normie chatter yapping>JJJJJJJJJJJJ CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMFLEXGrim it up Jet
>>205172840Noticed that too, she is way to quite now.
bake bake bake bake
lol they're already letting through shit that in no way sounds like an AI, they're going to figure it out in 5 minutes. Maybe they just can't say no to the money rolling in.
This is so dead. The contestant energy is fucked. This ruined the whole vibe AND IT WASN'T FUNNY.
>Burt checks his watch lmfao
circumflex haters on suicide watch
>>205172831It's too low, I want the paypigs broke and broken
This idea sucks because they're going to realize by the delay of the responses that it's not a real AI.
>>205172817I still like her though, Josie is great.
Famous House was the greatest season of Fishtank and Season 3 is the worst
BEHEAD JET AND SAM
>>205172781PAYTON IS A BEAUTIFUL ARYAN WOMAN. PLEASE STOP CREEPING ON HER SIMBAL. SHE DOESN'T LIKE INDIANS.
>>205172832>>205172834fuck you goran
>>205172831if it was cheaper they would have a backlog of like a hundred JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ messages that they have to manually decline
They should bring Jimmy just to call Mizzy a shit actress
NOBURT HAS TO BE ALONE IN B3
Jet give us a GLaDOS voice
baker
>>2051728311000 fish bucks kek
>circumflex spam is totally in alignment with the computer RP
>>205172831It should cost even more
>BURT. GET THESE PEOPLE OUT THE ROOM. ONE OF THEM IS YOUR ENEMY. DO NOT TRUST THEM.
Are they blocking TTS that snitches on Sneed?
>>205172803Jet isn’t funny tho
900 tokens just to send the same JJJJJ ^^^^^^ |||||| bullshit is beyond pathetic, I completely understand why Sam hates his own fanbase
I know this is a mean thing to say but Mizzy would be really cute if her legs weren't so appallingly fat
some ask the jeet to leave, he's annoying as fuck.. bitches only
ok potential kino in b3
>>205172797You clearly are too, should we kiss?
>>205172781save it until someone's in a room alone then say something unexpected and incisive but not outright cruel or sinister
>>205172781>I tried accessing my data about Luke, but it's all corrupted. I'm sorry I can't give you the informations you asked for.
>>205172878that doesn't matter when jimmy and his spergs have infinite tokens
TTS is going to make Burt snap and kill everyone
BURT SWEATING HIS ASS OF OVER THIS TTS
Btw this thread is being raided by fudders
>>205172878It's almost like this was a stupid idea from the start
BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE
>>205172831based paypig milker
>>205172876sar they need to make money this is hellhouse
>Huh, isn't it weird that this Hulu show has such unfunny and weird TTS messages? kys Sam and Jet
You faggots need to stop dooming. They completely bought into the AI bit and Mizzy plays along. Calm your tits and trust the plan.
"we would like to talk alone" >we
>>205172851it's $90 but close enough
All they had to do was not fuck it up. Now Famous House is over, Mizzy knows and is killing the entire vibe, and everything just... fucking sucks.
absolutely overthrow it in the trash can
I'm really looking forward to Alex's next confessional
>>205172545Did it ever begin?
burt is fucking great for this, amazing
they are so stupid
Make Vance leave nigga.
>>205172920Kill yourself dumb mondonigger.
tts should always be $100 fuck you
did the framerate drop to complete shit for anyone else?
>>205172928venom esque
pearls before swine
these people are fucking gullible
The entire bit is fucked by the massive delay of Jet responding. It's like whole minutes. How does it take him so long?
>>205172927>>205172930
>>205172928>there are thousands of computers watching at all times
>>205172928>wegod damn it
>>205172927This is honestly way smoother than I expected the TTS to be implemented.
Im crying bros
bakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbaker
Ian looks like a Puerto Rican Rick Danko
>>205172878make a filter that auto rejects spam
Paypigs are so unfunny
>>205172910Go back mondotranny
wwwooaaaaow paypigs we are le trolling burt so hard right now XXXDDD
>>205172903that and they spam his picture every time there's a mass shooting, terror attack, any newsworthy event
retards are squandering this opportunity to talk with Burt alone
>>205172927>le calm your heckin titsKill yourself dumb wigger faggot
are you still kneeling niggers? kek
jet I know you are a fucking jew wannabe but you need to have the crew step in and control the AI narrative by sending messages themselves.
kicked out kwab
HOLY SHIT THEY CAN'T EVEN GASLIGHT HIM RIGHT!!!! KILL THE RETARD FUCKING PAYPIGS
>BURT STOP MASTURBATING
>even burt is disappointed by the ttsturn off the show jet
>we
Kek
>>205172927I've just stopped watching, I've already seen this show.
>>205172927im just fucking tired of the jj^^|| shit man. i thought this was an excuse to move past it but i was wrong
>>205172928computer is hivemind
>wefucking retarded wiggers
burt must be protected at all costs
>>205172965you are a cunt and nobody irl likes you
these retards keep saying we
>>205172934burt believes it is real, lmao
the sound effect is going to give him a heart attack
THIS SUCKS.
>WE
>BURT. I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAYED RESPONSE, I'M CALCULATING THE THREAT LEVEL AGAINST YOU. IT IS SPIRALING AS THE REST CONSPIRE TO WIN. SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BURT.
ASK HIM ABOUT 2011 OR ALPHA ALPHA TELEKNESIS 13
"You are awfully looking sweaty"This is going to fall apart fast.
WEWEWEWESHOW RUINED
>paypigs start interacting with show>ruined great
>>205172978um, vertical bar much?
>>205172990actually wtf it's show shit that even burt thinks it's bad.
>show is so over niggas don't even care to bake a new bread
>WE>WE>WEJET YOU FUCKIN IDIOT
this is fucking GARBAGEFUCK JETFUCK SAMFUCK BEN
>>205172570you know 4chan is retarded too
Burt flinching every time the tts comes on lol, poor man
Burt really is high IQ kek. He's just way too autistic and mentally ill
>>205172968Too many rich paypigs are tts spammers. This shit should've been filtered back when it started in season 1.
Tell me this isn't the same voice as the Pillars of Eternity 2 narratorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXf91TLC6sU
>Mizzy flexing her chile knowledgeShe fucks mexicans
>we've met before?!burt is killing me dude
the ai is in love with burt :O
>WE>INICE AI YOU RETARDED WIGGERS
>>205173003... so?bakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbakerbaker
Poor Burt is the only one who genuinely thinks its AI and sentient
Burt's body language is so funny.
Burt is the prime choice for computer. This is amazing.
>>205173021We are computer.
Don't even bake, let this garbage die in peace
>Burt it's me marky
Burt being schizo alone was 1000000 times better. Yeah, wrap it up. Fuck Sam and fuck Jet.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FUCK UP THE SHOW SO EARLY
>>205173031galaxy gas
I have reached the conclusion that FTL sucks because paypigs are literal fucking tards
paypigs cant lorepost for shit
Turn off TTS forever this shit sucks lol
>>205173012>>205173021>>205173019OH MY GOD. JET YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!
>>205173044She lives in LA and was crushing on Ian last night no shit
>>205173032tsmt
tell burt that alexis and sneed stole the candy, nobody will believe him
Burt is prompt experimenting rn lmao
I've purchased two TTS and they were rejected, how do I get refunded? I don't really have $200 to waste.
Bed3 I'm dying right now lmaoooo
BURT GOING INSANE
>BURT YOU ARE IN IMMANENT DANGER. YOU MUST ENSURE YOUR BACK IS NEVER TURNED TO ANOTHER HOUSEMATE. I HAVE DETECTED A THREAT ON YOUR LIFE.
>>205173082>>205173082>>205173082
Just got home and I see the thread is going crazy. Did they turn on TTS? pls spoon-feed me the last few hours of wigger decision making.
>burt is too paranoid and retarded to notice the TTS saying 'we'
Burt looking up at the camera waiting is funny
Has a Paypig asked him about August 2011 yet?
Burt is going to commit the first black on computer murder.
I will keep Alex safe was a top 3 moment
>>205173044she is a mexican
>>205173055Faggot this scene is amazing
>>205173085Yeah its killing me how unfunny it is
>>205172971I’d never give Sam or Jet a cent but you might as well have if a former contestant occupies that much space in your mind
why is goran so bad at talking to the contestants on his own show?
>>205173084I hope you never get your money back and the loss of money affects your life negatively
>>205173051Clearly for season 4 Jet needs to have a house full of schizophrenic homeless people so his bits have a chance of working
Don't bake let it die.
>>205173084>he paidLMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
>Burt is a plant and hes farming TTS right nowPay up Pay piggies
>>205173064You're just now figuring this out?
this is pathetic man
>>205173069wow i had no idea after s1 and s2 jet is a retard and paypigs give them 0 incentive to actually try
>>205173084Stupid paypig hahahahah
>>205173064imagine the type of person who pays money to ask sam a question about how to unfuck their life.
I feel bad for Burt
What's Vance thinking?
are these all jet? no way this many people are paying $100 already
>>205173076she just moved there maybe she hast gone all the way
>>205173084I hope Sam and Jet uses the money you sent to wipe their asses with the bills after taking a big meaty shit
>>205171794Seriously what the fuck?Why would he tell Mizzy of all people?
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO SIMBAL IS LMFAO>symbol?? is there something on me??
test
>>205173084How fucking unfunny was your trash message that it got denied over this shit LMAO
Burt desperate for ERP with Computer
The fish are just going to give up on the computer bit if it doesn't actually properly respond to any of the questions. This sucks so fucking bad. JET YOU'RE TRASH. FUCK OFF.
>>205173084You are probably lying but they will just give you tokens idiot -$200
>>205172781"THESE WHITE PEOPLE TRYNA KILL ME"
>>205173218it was probably funnier than JJJ cirucmflex vertical bar
>>205173180Never underestimate Indians.
They fucked this by allowing paid TTS so early...
burt is on fucking edge kek
THIS IS SO MADDENING.
>>205173084Chargeback. I'll be doing that even though I've had 3 tts go through
>>205172355Is that a garloid?
>>205172699Cole quit
Burt is going to lose it.
they're rushing the show too hard. need to let it breathe.
PLEASE SEND "SYMBAL PLEASE STOP BEING SO INAPPROPRIATE WITH WOMEN"
Burt fully believes it and thats all that matters to me
This is funny but it only works because Burt is a genuine schizophrenic
160 IQ folks
Computer bit is a colossal dud. There were so many other ways to do this better.
Burt is going to kill Simba
>>205173370it is what it isroll with the punches
>>205173369Mr Mensa 2017 Bonerfarting caught on film!
How is Vance keeping a straight face lol
>>205173234There's no possible way for it to be quick or accurate - its better to be more random as it helps convince them its a shitty AIIf they don't think its AI - it won't workThe computer is also about stirring the pot and for eventually getting more and more unhinged
>>205173370they needed xavier or an actual writer behind TTS, at least at first.
Favorite Vance quote this season?
>WeThe wiggers are so fucking retarded holy shit
Put paypigs in a gas chamber
>>205173452yeah
>>205172263Season 3.5 waiting room.
>>205173472.....
>>205172282she's not going to pretend well enough, it's going to be very obvious to all other contestants something change about hershould have just removed her if she wasn't working..
The AI should tell Burt to call WiFi a Dalit...
Using the ai to mkultra burt is the funniest thing that could have happened
Siimbaal is JUDAS
>>205171707you lot are so retarded, a lot of money and legal issues are at stake with making these types of shows, stop thinking it's a place where you can be a 4chan sperg.
>>205173472"rule of thirds"
>>205173472I'm just a guy
>>205171707good, they need to block jjj ^^^ |||| shit too
Schizophrenia: Activated
>>205172311If they told her the actual truth, she's having the realization they're all changing on a live stream.She's the one that had the biggest moral dilemma about Mr Beast, she will tell the others and ruin the show.
>>205172904It isn't mean, it's factual
AHHHH GUYS I HAVENT SHOWERED IN 4 DAYS AND THE BACK OF MY EARS ARE STARTING TO ITCH LIKE CRAZY
>>205172904>>205172729
>>205173702weakling i go for 2 to 3 weeks before even thinking about bathing
>>205172096>>205172051>>205172165jet if you are reading this I have spent like ~4000 total on fishtank tts and sfxif luke is gone I am NOT watching this shit and I am not buying a single thingI am not jokingI have watched ~20 minutes since luke left and I have 0 desire to watch moreThanks for saving my free time and money by ruining this for NO reason, or maybe it's all a joke and luke is coming back. If that's the case it will be funny.
I want to see the Jeet and Ted barricaded in a room with a single knife left in the centre.Only one of them may leave
How much is TTS?
>>205173702during covid i went 2 weeks before i started smelling like a public bathroom and had to shower
>>20517377014000+ viewers right now. Hundreds of TTS messages coming in at $100 a pop. I'm sure he's devastated.
>>205173806$100
>>205173902Damn. I would ask Burt about Morgellons or something if I had the $$$.
So Mizzy won't snitch apparently
>>205173861I give it 1 day before constant "are the tts on?" What are they going to do? who even cares about any of thes epeople?
>>205173555 And yet faggots here are complaining
>>205173827>>205173744nasty niggas bragging about not showering tf
LOL NO REFUNDS PIGGIES
>>205172048After being convinced yeah.
