Fly edition/ftl/ News• Mizzy takes the Redpill and gets taken "down the rabbit hole" (downstairs) to see the "truth"• NEW MECHANIC REVEALED: they are in a smart house with AI that has been observing them• Computer has begun having conversations with the Fish• Alexis crowns herself queen in attractiveness ranking• Ian's life is at risk from the cartels if he doesn't win• New curfew at 2am, fish must be in a bedroom• No more sharing medications or supplements• Burt asks Ted to accompany him to Vegas - Ted declines• Ted alerts the Fish that the BMW i8 is now gone• Burt wins the Halloween dance off and a trip to fabulous Las Vegas!• The elimination vote has been pushed to Saturday after Luke's premature departure from the show• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bit - 11 contestants remain• Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/8mnq2zs0>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 >Fishtank Viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj http://jlingz.com/>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205175313
amazing show so far, bravo jet.I bought the Season Pass but i'm heavily considering upgrading to the Season Pass XLkeep up the good work!
Love SmaackSupport SmaackListen to SmaackCherish SmaackEncourage SmaackGrow Old with Smaack
I will fuck the computer
Who's just a guy now, huh?
paytroon is an iphone girly tooim starting to believe what you guys are saying that iphone is the biggest indicator for if a fish is gonna be good or not
>>205176756da don fatha and his goons
is mizzy doing anything with her knowledge of the show?
>>205176756this disrespect will not go unpunished
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Endorse Smaack today!
Mizzy giving a master class on communication skills and reflective listening. She really gets Burt to open up there.
>>205176763what's the weather like in New Delhi?
MIZZY IS PLAYING THE GAME BABY
SHOW SUCKS, SHIT IDEA
SMACKTIVISTS REPORT FOR DUTY
every ounce of empathy instantly disappeared when she found out lol
>>205176763>mfw production dick sucking
damn, I hope nothing crazy happens
Take these me- supplements bro
What happened why is ian a freeloader now??
>>205176775kek
>>205176784talking to cams when alone
>alex dying in the background thinking this is realking
Love smaa--ACK!
NEED TO BREED
>>205176747spooky
>ALEX CONFESSIONAlALEX CONFESSIONAL
>>205176775so what the fuck does bill ottoman do
>Mizzy stocks rising incredibly fast despite crashing to an all time low earlier this evening Based af
DO NOT RAPE HER DO NOT RAPE HER 12345
i love alex so much dude
>>205176771Why is this mutt canine allowed on the couch
THERES SO MUCH SHIT ON HIS HEAD
he's dying
while there's downtime: what kino have you seen recently, anon?
>Ian wakes up>towers falls on him>doesn't even react
check twitter the epstein challenge results just got posted
alex is both the ideal contestant and the ideal audience for this show
>>205176786Good one anon, I think I know who i'm stickin with tho
>erm, le avacado?
>>205176747Now THIS is a good thread. I'll bake next if I am still awake. Gonna be Binx's feet.
mizzy is becoming the next letty right before our eyes
>alex cracking up about the fake pranknever change
alex is BACK
>>205176816dump mizzy goon folder
The season that filtered /tv/
Burt actually is 160 iq
>>205176807you have the reaction time of ian
>>205176775lmfao
he actually thinks this is freaking sweet.
>>205176831kek that was great
Alex rocks.
love alex :)
>>205176747https://streamable.com/u3o6lf
I could fix every one of these femalesexcept Alexis, she just needs to go back to the trailer park
>mfw they put shit on a guy's head
>"prank" on ian was actually a prank on alex
did someone record his leg movement while cackling
Burt is such a sweet soul
>yeah i love smaack how could you tell?
>>205176772you have been begging for 5 threads now, do it yourself you stupid NIGNOG
I fell asleep when Burt was ripping ass and saying "neutralize" Anything interesting happen since?
>>205176813gem
doomposters kysthis season is fantastic
>>205176843My cringe millennial failed normie wife
>>205176849it’s only a few crybabies spamming, this season has been great so far
I knew I recognized Mizzy from somewhere.
>TJ, I post on instagram too you know. You can follow me again now that you're single.>You can like my posts again TJ.>TJ?>Are you there?>Hello?
Alex sucksthis show is gonna be a fuck you to us the whole way through with no hell house
based Alex finding joy
>>205176848im not posting the vagina webms
>>205176843>hee hee hee my pretty
PRANK GANG
this bit is funny, but this season has been painfully boring. and jet kicked luke off offically. I hate all of them and none of them deserve anything but pain, but they wont get pain casus there all gay
this is all fake and gayeveryone knows about the showhalf of them are plants
>>205176855No I just don't no life this... I wish I could but I'm a wagie.
>>205176868I agree. I own a trailer park
How is Burt gonna react when they set up Alex to stab him in the back?
prank gaaaang
>>205176823Since when did they crash? I thought they were always at a permanent low
>>205176893based facial blind autist
>>205176873kek
Can't wait till Ted leaves
>>205176889jet how were the wings
jontent
>>205176894Where is this shipping coming from, I missed bitchtank is it that?
who here /prankgang/
>>205176872alex is the idea cast member and the idea audience member.
I AM COMPUTER!>thanks computer!
>ok i just got done watching for over a day straight>tomorrow i'm just going to tune in for 10 minutes, see what the /ftl/ op news is, then get on with my day
>did you hear when they played that carti song?
>>205176773Letty needs to sit on my face.
Everyone including Ben putting shit on sleepy Ian's head is so funny, one of the few funny things that transcends all cultural and political barriers
That seals it... Alex is the best fish in history.
>smack is my favorite fish what gave it away?
>>205176885the show is kill
>>205176889>LE DOOM LE DOOMKill yourself parakeet faggot.
wifey material
>>205176923too spicy my dude
>>205176889truth nuke
>>205176848
>>205176872fuckin lol
Mizzy might be a terrible liar but the fish are really fucking retarded
>>205176901What happened in season 1 or 2 at day 6 that was more entertaining than now?
>drops a brick on your head
>>205176927No when Abi entered in S2 TJ wasn’t allowed to talk to her because he wouldn’t leave her alone
>>205176920This is legitimately a Big Brother tier shot. This season is such a huge upgrade in every way.
why there is so much shit on me mang
>>205176877you mad, chud?
how many three ways did Binx have with her reggaeton producer boyfriend?
>>205176894*fumbles*
>>205176771My mystery-meat wife
>>205176763god i can't wait for the production camwe are getting a production cam, right jet?
>>205176747So, is computer coming back or?
>>205176959prank ruined. surprised ian didnt wake up retching at the sudden awful stench
>they moved the shit off his headWhy
>alex in tears from laughinglmao
>mizzy mentioning ian being the alpha male to rile up burtfucking kek she actually rules now
burt is confused at the fact that mizzy called ian the alpha male of the house instead of him.
boys i was gone for an hour, what was the challenge? anything else happen?
>>205176981Computer's in the shower
>>205176946Nigga it’s a hotdog
Sneed's getting trolled.
JET FUCKING LET BEN DO THE TTS
Burt is carrying the computer bit
>IM>BURT
>>205176848peeking cheeks
plz give me smaacks, i love her
>>205176988she's found her tempo in the past hour for sure
>>205176877geg smaackfags do be looking like that though
>>205176946>paytroons: yeah i simp for a transgender but its okay because shes content. unlike the other simps who are pathetic because they simp girls for their looks, i simp but because shes content. visit kiwifarms to read all my opinions on how to make fishtank more content friendly, okay you fucking chudcel? look! payton update she just moved her leg 0.3cm!!!!>Donald Trump: We are going to blow your head off with a shotgun nigger
>>205176799
>>205176806thank you doctoryou always know best
It's 2AM here and I just know I am going to miss a bunch of shit if I go to bed now
>>205176894lol does he not like hers?
>>205176985jeet
>>205176877I look like this and I hate that nigger bitch
payton and smack power couple
This is what computer could have been up until week 2 or 3 and the twist of the twist could have taken place. Fuck you JET "Andrew" Goodson
>>205176914When she half figured out the bit and Sam sperged out on her. It seemed she would be kicked off to save the game
>Americans take over an hour to cook dinnerDo they really?
love watching mommy cook and clean
is the chicken lady vid real
>>205176981>learns he's not the biggest alpha in the house>no no this can't be right let's talk to the computer, i would be an excellent murderer or a rapist, wait no that's not right
>claire: just kill binx already
>>205176877>not wanting to conquer Smaack's womb with your white geneticslow t chud
damn kekhttps://x.com/sackponyfffffff/status/1852492285201489944?s=46
It'd be like this.I'm the tall has-been athlete husband with a beer-gut who wants to fuck 3-4 times a day.She's the shortstack used-to-be-hotter wife with legs that weigh 50lbs each and she only wants to fuck 1.5 times a day.I'd come home from work and start pestering Mizzy immediately and get her in the kitchen and she'd be pretty horny and cool with it.Then when we're watching TV on the couch later after eating a lazy, shit-for-brains meal while watching garbage I'd be grabbing one of her 50lb legs and it wouldn't go down quite as smoothely, but she'd relent and I'd just get her prone and go to work, making that flabby ass just go.Finally, we'd be in bed later, and she's really not down, wanting to read some low-IQ retard book, but i'd just be biting her at that point, grabbing her ass and fingering her while she's angry, and it would take me a long time. Like she'd be sucking my fingers trying to get me to nut while she's angry and grunting and it would take a while and piss her off.Finally, I'm waking up with a boner at 3am and just going in on it while she's openly mad and panicked and pissed off and i'm just getting it, and it takes even longer but we just collapse after and she tells me i'm a piece of shit rapist and she wants a divorce because i'm fucking ugly and only use her like a flabby big-thighed fucking cow and she hates me and knows i'm just a lustful piece of human garbage who really hates her too.But we just do all four again the next day
post yfw Burt was the plant and he's just acting schizo
>the computer is an absolute gooner
>>205176981he is fully invested in falling in love with computer and using alex as a onahole
>>205177008looking up stephanie's shorts!
>>205176963the challenge was "get to know Britney" idiot
how long was TTS on today? was it just Jet spamming shit? I haven't watched at all today
>>205176995The heart knows what it wants.
>>205176974>went from producer slam piece to begging for $50 cosplays from an audience of 10 simpsis this the fate of every post-30 woman?
>>205176946She has one of THOSE faces.
Marky
>>205177028kek
>>205177041
updated my ranking I think these are seperate:fish/show ranking (how good is the show w/o sam present) season 2 week 1 > season 1 > bloodgames > season 2 > 2.5 > 3sam ranking3 > bloodgames > 2 > 1I do think it has actually improved in terms of sams bits pretty consistently. Explains why people think it's getting better b/c all they watch is the clips
>>205177022she's cooking for 11 people
>>205176923>>205176945seethe. dilate. cope. cringe.
>>205177011pull an all nighter it’s friday
>>205177007donald trump had sex with rudy g
>>205177017need payton and smack taking turns on my dick PRONTO
If you're simping for any of these girls you're watching the show wrong. This isn't Season 1 or 2. Fucking pathetic
>Do you know what we're having?>Chicken>OH definitely
Sam should bring in Chael Sonnen as the Executive Producer.
>>205177041I'm half expecting it with how gullible he was being with "computer"
>>205177002*soft brap*
>>205177022because we dont just dump beans on bread
>>205177019im trying not to bust this month retard
I wonder what all the Jimmytroons are doing
>>205177030the audacity of some of these off-season orbiters
>>205176795Why are all Indians like this?
our queen has spoken
>>205176894She's over tardzan thoughbeit. Even though he would be trading up one crazy white girl for another, they would've been cute together.
Top 3 for entertainment:>Burt>Alex>BinxTop 3 to goon to:>Binx>Mizzy>SmaackTop mtf:>Payton
Im gonna lovebomb the shit out of Smaack!
>>205177049Too long. "jjjjjjjj" spam and shit getting through, so it got shut back down.
Going to consume mind altering substances and watch some fishtank and play some games tonight
>>205177011 just check twitter people will post all the clips of burt jerking off you will miss, nothing else will happen
>>205177022we don't exist off gruel like you anon
>>205177036is that what burt said or are you jewish
>>205177060ben has carried season 3 hard when sam isn’t there this is so wrong
>>205177060What good happened in season 2 week 1?
>>205177071Overt sexuality
>>205177036this is basically cabalistic Hermes tris magiswuts kemetic thothian knowledge. So mote it be brother. SMIB...
>>205177049it wasn't on, jet just sent like a dozen generic messages
Payton's Pristine Poophole Puckering & Preparing for Penetration from a Pulsating Penis
>>205177062im chilling man lol
>>205176831alex is so fucking funny man, reminds me of so many fuckers that i went to high school with
they should have seperatly told everyone the truth 'because they're the fan favorite' and told them to keep it quietlet them all fuck with each other
>>205177090i wonder how big payton's pecker is
>>205176927she thirsted for him after bitchtank in his stream chat and in person on the powtank mini season
>>205177113She's too pretty for this satanic show
>>205177045>Burt and Computer will use Alex's body as a surrogateKINOINO
>>205177092>getting throughi wonder how that happened
>>205177041Was thinking he's a plant, but still feels a bit too much to have a plant pushing meds and supplements on all of them.Even the melatonin is wild when they're drinking.
>>205177086she got any socials?
>>205177097>exists off McDonald's burgerWow so great
>>205177071the man knows what he's about, the protein don of the house can't be stopped
>>205177102cole detective bit and sumsum
i miss greentext being orange text and the dancing skellies
>>205177126they tried this in S2 and it didnt work
>>205177101sam/crew bits in 2.5 you can include xavier bits
I for one don’t care if payton is trans
saars....
They're taking advantage of Burt and it's really horrible. Like this will fuck with his head permanently if he's trapped in this delusion for weeks. It's a terrible idea, most evil thing fishtank crew has ever done. I get it's funny, I'm not denying that it isn't- Burt is constant content and schizophrenic people are undeniably hilarious but like he's a real guy being put through mental HELL so the wiggers can make money like come on dude.I hope he's peacefully eliminated in the next week, in a fun way where he feels happy about going home and it's not a Simmons/Summer meltdown. Please production send him home I'm begging you.
>>205177117that was one of his many ex girfriends, i believe the crazy russian one
>ian doesnt give the reaction the fish sought A man that cannot be fucked with
Does Payton think of us while she poops?Like a normal poopy time in the toilet and her brain goes>imagine if the pervy fans could see and smell this right now>oh my god that smells bad>tummy ache>if they saw this i'd literally cream myself HUAHAUHAUAHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUA-cryokeen
>>205177070I agree in spirit, but I gotta council
whats it like looking in a mirror?
>>205177126basically what they did with S2. it wouldnt be as cringe of a reveal but its still retarded
>>205177053
>>205177140fag
>>205177060season 2 was dogshit from start to finish
>>205176976what a baby. why'd she do that?
>>205177151Burt is a pedophile nigger
>>205176747THE EDF DEPLOYS
>>205177089she still tried to claim he gave her attention like a dumb bitch
>>205177113(s)he probably makes the hottest faces when fucking
>>205177159
@cleh what do you think so far, low key?
>smart house mentioned
>>205177159I hate AB so fucking much
>>205177117read these all in his "o-k" voice
>>205177086>director modeclaire is such a fucking pick me poser. cant believe anyone liked this cunt
>>205177036georges battaile-esque
>>205177139not anymore
>>205177134JET YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO>>205177149true, she passes so who cares
>>205177041He was so dedicated, he raped people outside the tank.That's one way to stay in character
I'm liking Mizzy as a plant much more than a contestant I'm even starting to think she's cute
>>205177181This but with Smaack
>>205177159Stop posting that insufferable faggots tweets here
>SORRY I AM BEHIND YOU PLEASE DO NOT FREAK OUTwhat did the jeet meant by this?
>>205177183I've seen worse
Rule of thirds, Luke.
>>205177159I hope AB dies soon
>>205177003Holy fucking cute
>>205177159women putting down women is so yuck
>>205177159nice mustache BITCH
>>205177113need her soles on cam
>>205177008Smack? Sniff.
>>205177159jealous bitch
>>205177117kek, Jimmy and Burt would REALLY get along.
>>205177121damn, thats crazy
>Ted confessional
i can't listen to burt for too long
>>205177060Not bad compared to other rankings. I can accept this.
>Burt drugged Alex to cure him of saying nigga
Is PPV loading like this for anyone else?
>>205176894fuck off troon, we like Abi here
anyone know what happened to Meg? It's like she disappeared off the face of the earth
>>205177151I get the feeling he doesn't have many real life friends and this might be the most postive social interaction he's had in a long time.
does anyone have pics of payton before transitioning?
payton literally looks identical to young keira knightley
>>205177140Haven't been to McDonalds in over 10 years
>>205177228He scares me through the screen
Imagine my big sweaty body covering teeny tiny Payton and me raviging herFucking HER SO HARD she FARTS and let's out a little TURDFUCK IM HORNY -Cryokeen
>>205177151SAVE DADDY BURT
>>205177159lmao jesus AB Is such a tayleigh
ted's thoughts?
>>205177226missed it what did he tell him
>>205177086charlie chaplin is basically groomzy_va
what a fucking slut
>>205177183
>>205177159mizzy is so much cuter now i like her today
>>205177208I'm glad you guys are having fun with this image
>>205176826she is literally expending the least amount of energy possible and only asking leading questions so she doesn't have to listen to him, but it works on burt because he will answer any prompt
>>205177208my god hes multiplying
>>205177243youre faceblind af
>>205177208I can hear all the Vances saying yea continually.
>>205177235no it's down. buy the season pass.
This is Smaack's poetry isn't it?
>Ted just happens to have every disorder when it’s convenient FUCK
>>205177193what is your beef exactly? i'd like to hash this out for real
>>205177159kek, AB is actually a woman.
anybody else miss cryo?
>>205177151This. As funny as it is, it's irredeemably evil.
>>205177245KFC then you fucking nigger mutt.
is he reading prefab sprout lyrics
>>205177251tf this niga wearing?
>>205177240She said marky thompson on a lance stream and fucked off forever
>>205177252Looks like he's gonna read bits from Simmon's freak book
>>205177208It takes five Vances to reach the power output of one Luke
===SNEED UPDATE===la'ron is still a nigger and a faggot
Smaack is a qt3.14
>>205177139you're looking at them
Ted has got this
>>205177151Why not do a Simmons style humiliation ritual for his apparent pedophilia, I thought the wiggers liked to moralfag like that
>>205177266i'm faceblind for being able to recognize two faces?
why does everyone think they're dyslexic? this isn't a thing isolated to Ted either
>another reading a script bit
>>205177243i said that too. the pirate costume did it for me
Goon in progress
>>205177281no one eats kfc man that shit's gross
>>205177144Cole being a detective was cringe
>>205177301this one is shoppedvance is way too close
>the rubbing noise in b3LMAOOOOO BURT BEING SNEAKY
>>205177273she's so talented
>>205177263lukey pooky?
making interracial babies and voting blue with smaack
>>205177274His story wasn't even dyslexia, it was a moment of social anxiety as a kid.
explain to me why this camera is so badly positioned (not goranian)
>Mizzy is being Tsundere to him>Has immunity>Mogs Ian>outlifts (You)>Sam's lifting buddyI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
Ted is almost a 1:1 of my brother and it triggers me
>>205177320>le cringeKill yourself faggot.
claire got in early on mizzy stock, give her some respect
I AM COM..........puter................__:(
>>205177151lol
>>205177275she doesnt stream anymore and fucked powtank leaving half way through
>>205176866>https://streamable.com/u3o6lfBURTCORE
I just want to give Ted a big hug
I love chubby midgets
>>205177305Because Burt isn't a pedo
>>205177301notice luca is not in the picluca freaked out and was angry at lukeit's his fault luke is gone
>>205177151Justice for my man Burt
>>205177240she's battling fatfuck induced depression
>>205177301cute tiny ben
>>205177286Holy based
>>205177170TJ ignoring her iirc. She was acting extremely obnoxious and when TJ stopped giving her attention, she flipped out
>>205177291so funnee
>>205177301lol even the real 1 looks shopped now.
let the man goon
>>205177243She has one of THOSE faces.
Snuggle Smaack
>>205177326Nigger
Burt is the funniest psychopath I've ever seen bro
>>205177334imagine being a coalfag kek.
imagine being this cute
ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m going to get beers.
>>205177281The KFC that was near me shut down 15+ years ago and is now a really nice Mexican restaurant. Keep seething though, europoor
>Alex and Smack talking about how they NEVER drink tap water>but they eat Doritos lmao
>>205177291I keep forgetting he even exists.
>>205177346okay but he is black, isn't that at least as bad? cant win with you guys
>>205177337Fucking kill yourself dude
>>205177337i am surprised shes not all in on ian
>>205177337everything she says in chat (and on screen) is completely hollow smug ironic contrarianism. mizzy was insufferable until today so claire got in on the "haha i like her actually" quickly
>HEY BUUURTTT, COME ON OUT TO THE DEN PLEASE
>>205177251>he broke edge
>>205177347He's always been a faggot.
>>205177378Choke on it
Donate to your clan
>>205176958nothing
>not even turning the paid Den cam to the action
>>205177345>Mizzy sitting on my face while Alexis slobbers on my cock.
burt never got to burt-off
>>205177051Yeah, it is Smaack's fate. It's already happened.
Back from my three day for posting a CENSORED version of the Mizzy pussy flash. Just a warnng for anybody who thinks they can post CENSORED and WORK SAFE images without offending the tranny jannies: you can't.
>>205177375she's actually so cute maybe being a chud isn't worth it anymore
>>205177286That's funny.The last thing I remembered was that her Discord was being managed by an orbiter that she met off of Roblox prior to S2
DAMN IT I missed the computer introduction. Can I please have a qrd on Computer as of now. Is it heavily filtered, or are we already getting JJJJJ spam?
>>205177314>payton literally looks identical to young keira knightleysure if the cameras are far enough away
>>205177329because they insisted on the "click the doorway" gimmick so they had to be in view. now the "feature" is set up and would be too difficult for them to change so they can't do anything with the cameras despite also being able to pan tilt zoom.
that script is gonna call out simbal, watch
>>205177331you're brown and your opinion doesn't matter
it looks like ppv has updating thumbnails now, and its also lagging like shit,are those things related or is it a source problem
>>205177326this. her genes need to be i annihilated.
SIMBAL BEING A CREEP AGAIN
>>205177417welcome back :)
>jet hiding the smaack facialabusefuckhole kino from us
>>205177388claire was simping for mizzy like 2 days ago
>>205177423nonsensical computer...
mizzy laughing at samual way too hard now.
>>205177378me 2
>>205177435nothe m3u is working finei'm assuming the official site is fine too
>>205177431i hope so
how close to sexo are we getting this seasonthe girls are half naked like half the day
>>205177307yes cause they look nothing alike
>>205177423Basically only talked to Burt and he schizo'd out super hard.
>>205177451yeah im saying she liked her because everyone else hated her
>>205177356I'm so glad I'm normal enough to attract normal women. I couldn't deal with the shit from basically any woman who has ever stepped foot in fishtank.
lmao Ian is just going to sleep through this
>6hrs to bake some chicken
>>205177453she always was, are you guys even watching?
it is prefab sprout lyrics.
>I Trawl the MegahertzOh fuck
>>205177423you missed some insane kino dawg
>>205177086wrong that would be roscoe fatty arbuckle who taught chaplin and buster keaton everything they know. stupid jew broad.
People I want to leave>Pajeet>Ted
Can we not rehash bits this early :(
>>205177340is that the extent of your beef? if so that's fair (i would have stayed on pow tank if jacob didnt try to force cleej shit lol)
remember when people here thought ted was ftm on day one?
>>205177379I live next to you, and that restaurant sucks
>>205176866good post anon think i'll keep it
Can anyone confirm or deny if this is any of the fish's poetry or something from a past project?
>>205177243She looks like a swimmer
Nuff said.
>>205176946tard wife
oof nice read teddy
This is from that song that Sam likes
>>205177464being faceblind means you can't recognize people, not that you think two dissimilar looking people look alike
DARLING IT'S A LIFE OFSURPRISES
>>205177462
>>205177462we're getting close to burt snapping and forcefully taking ted
this is so gay. should have been simbal again because they all thought he was production because of the last speech. now they just think its a humiliation ritual
>>205177388Just don't give attention to the 3 samefagging clairefaggots. Same with the abipostersThey were melting down prior to season 3 that they would be forgotten. kwab
>>205177036this is just marriage t married
kiwifarms broken for anyone else?
She doesn't deserve this.She's better than Fishtank.
>>205177478this
>>205177488it's sam's favorite song lol
Beat Ted with a hammer fishtoy when
anyone know what he's reading?
>Reading much???Reading much???>Reading much???Reading much???>Reading much???Reading much???
That's my boy, facing his fears.
Ted has dyslexia don't make fun of him fuckers
>>205177151Bro relax, it's just a funny prank internet show
>>205177484doubt
>>205177474Sam put me onto this from one of his streams i recall, pretty gud album
wow another great idea from Jet and Sam!!!
>leave for 5 minutes>come back and ted is barreling down the stairs>launches into monologue KEK
>>205177521it's a piece of paper
>>205177508but doctor i am an abiposter
prefab sprout is now /ftl/ related
>>205177511kys
>>205176972Is that her pussy?
>>205177513>no iphoneevery time
>>205177337i'm glad she's no longer a ted head at least
>>205177495I Trawl the Megahertz
I just had a 16oz ribeye with butter while watching fishtank on a 200" projection screen outside while wearing silk pajamas. Damn, it feels good to be rich.
bbc status?
What's he thinking right now?
>wagnerianits fucking VAGNERIANsam is such a poser
>>205177513I <3 Smaack
Wagner mentioned
>>205177482keep stocking shelves at hobby lobby you quit.
>>205177462contracts say no sex
>>205177511yeah bring a toaster into your bath and the connection seems fine
/lit/fags qrd?
>>205177462No chance now that Luke is gone
>>205177542no it's mine
>>205177474for loreheads: on anthony fantaos podcast sam hyde recommended the album : Paddy McAloon - I Trawl the Megahertzlisten to it.
>>205177541seetheKF won/tv/ lost
>>205177176based. I'm gonna redownload edf5 in your honor. The grind made me rage quit last time lmao. Idk why they're all that bad but edf5 broke me.
WAG-NARE-IAN
>Ever the dull alchemist, I have before me all the necessary elements. It is their combination that eludes me. Forgive me. I am sleepwalking.
>>205177491fuck jet? BOY WOULD I!
i dont like this. can we just go back to TTSing burt into loving a computer and raping alex?
>>205177465>>205177452>>205177476thanks, I guess I'll watch the recaps tomorrow. Burt is going to be the prime target for TTS since he's most likely to go full schizo while not leaving the show.
>>205177496yeah you cant recognize their faces look nothing alike
>>205177550He's not.
>>205177511Go ask on reddit paytroon
YOURE DOING GOOD TED, FUCK YEAH
>>205177521Ikigai
>>205177550love this little nigga.
>>205177462if jeet can't himself get his dick wet he will literally stay up all night to halt the vague prospect of anyone else getting some
is this a band ted said he liked or what?
>>205177513No she doesn't. She's an ungrateful mulatto. She needs to live in Ian's home country to get some perspective.
>>205177549inside abi, but thats unrelated
>Smaack and Ted don't know Wagner is a racist dogwhistleCmon guys call this shit out
>>205177548odd fantasy scenario but im glad you're having fun
>>205177337stream bitch
>but dad i love himITS BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM GET IT RIGHT
i think the people who should be scared of burt is production. whenever it's revealed what kind of shit they've pulled on him he's going to go fucking insane.
>>205177513I love the fact that after fishtank she's gonna get a huge influx of fans that are incels, racist autistic retards that she would, no doubt, despise
>Ian still sleeping
>>205177541>>205177564>>205177578>>205177556whats wrong with the kiwi farms? arent they just a racist gossip forum?
what this nigga talkin about
>>205177511josh, why are you asking us.
>>205177521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0
>>205177575that doesn't make any sensefaceblindness means like you meet someone and then see a photo of them and can't pick them outyou're stupid
>>205177368cuy, uma delicia
>>205177551Sam is aggressively midwit.
Ted HAS to be a plant
kek ian didnt even wake up. they arent even trying to wrangle him anymore
He's just like me fr
>>205177570WWWWWRRRRRRRRBBBEEEEERRRRRRERREEEE UURRRERRRERRRRRR WWWOOMMMMMMMM
>>205177521Niggas in Paris turned to poetry
>>205176773
>>205177591In what way? im a newfag to racism
>>205177550>bro I used to go to the college parties and all the frat guys would be like you it's the cool guy with the liquor shit was so fire fr
>>205177607RIP
Day of the sma-ACK soon
content
>ok now lets get another take>repeat cool bit guys
>>205177606why are you rehashing bits
>>205177511hope so
>>205177597>Jet 0.000001 seconds after he reveals the bit to Burt
The fuck is this twink talking about?
>It's not capitalized.Ted is the biggest psued in the entire fucking world
>ted thinks madonna is only a nameKILL THIS FUCKING PSUED
>>205177610yeah put 2 pic of them together. you are saying they look alike and wouldnt be able to tell them apart. ive got news for you
fuck is this nigga talking about
>>2051776064chin and the farms are tsundere for each other despite sharing a near identical userbase.
>>205177607too soon
Can we get Mizzy to not laugh please
>it's not capitalizednigga thinks it's Madonna like the singer lmfao dumbfuck
Is this a madlib
>>2051776064chan users are scared of kiwifarms because they dont allow blacked and tranny porn threads
Is this normal for a native English speaker?
>>205177472>can we get mizzy to not laughoh, i guess you're just a faggot
>>205177041All the gay porn he’s done was a gaslight all along. Truly Neptunian
if Ted x Burt was still going Mizzy would have been beaten to death.
This is worse than listening to Jimmy do a Jew impersonation
>>205177550getting mad at le heckin racists
>>205177612>>205177551wait but wagnerian is a real word tho and contextually could fit. I'm pretty sure its just chat gpt slop which I mean. That is a pretty good case for being a midwit.
>>205177654>>205177661interesting
>>205177606they harbor trannies, null refuses to do anything about it and he will end up lowtaxing himself
>>205177554kk ily <3
this reading shit sucks
this is a good poem
>>205177651>ive got news for youhopefully that you're going back to schoolif i was faceblind i would be replying to pictures of payton saying "who's this"
Would he like Fishtank Live?
>>205177664???
It's word salad to build teds confidence, he needs to get over that anxiety. Exposure therapy is an actual thing
Qrd on the past hour?
>>205177639These monologues are so specifically Sam's sense of humour, it just confuses everyone. It's the same kind of shit he would do as a standup bit or when he made "An Inconvenient Anime". I think it's funny but I can see how it filters most people.
>>205177474looooool that's actually pretty funny
>>205177462Paytinx in a few days, trust the plan
>>205177041they're all plants. this is s2 done right
>>205177478Pajeet will be funny to fuck with. Ted knows what the show is, and feels more like a season two contestant. He should go tomorrow.
ted fucking sucks at speaking
>>205177649to be fair I don't think he's ever claimed intelligence
>>205177036sounds awsome
>>205177672no it's literally lyrics from sam's favorite songhttps://youtu.be/J-P7yVqJ9Wk?t=151
>>205177671to be fair, I kind of see where he's getting at
>>205177671tbf that's just a stupid bait meme that just shits up your feed. In other words, "slop"
>>205177551wagner is ass anyways, overhyped chudslop
this bit was mildly funny with the jeet. ted just sucks at everything and isn't even worth laughing at
>>205177686is this the peanut butter gamer
>>205177671he's right you know
Alex is going to seethe again that they didnt choose him to do the monologue
>>205177671What a pussy imagine not loving Elontwitter
>>205177662Wifi Signal did better than Ted
this bit is only funny if the person is ESL
>>205177675who is a tranny that they harbor?4chan literally has a tranny board and like 900 tranny threads
It was funny when the poojeet was doing it because he talks funny and wasn't laughing the entire time. Beat Ted.
>>205177684yeah thinking she looks like keira knightly instead of payton
>>205177649>>205177650homosexual
>>205177565hell yeah brotheri got 100% in edf 5 but edf 6 is the real nut smasher, don't think i will ever finish that one
IDEA FOR JET!!!!!!!!!*important* ;)Instead of just letting the pay pigs spam gay nonsense as demonstrated in prior seasons post season 1.... WHY NOT introduce a sort of casino HOUSE RULE where sure... the paypiggie can squeal and cough up the dough HOWEVER you and your team of 30 year old doomer wiggers can censor the TTS/SFX and have it only playback for the chat instead of it going live. For the good ones you just let it hit the house speakers. Its an easy solution and the dumb spammers will have no idea there gay nonsense isn't getting reactions from the house. TRY IT WHY DONTCHA :)
>>205177625Wagner was a german nationalist who didn't like the jews. It was illegal to play Wagner in Israel until relatively recently.
>>205177662Yes, half of the population of America is functionally illiterate
>>205177606I can guarantee you that the people who obsess over the fish post season are terminal KF users. Imagine wasting thousands of hours obsessing over randoms online. That being said, DSP won, Kiwi Farms BTFO.
This has been going on for so long lmfao
this isn't huluhave they just given up on the pretence
TJ writes these monologues
>>205177691No idea
>>205177708surprised how many anons don't recognize this
>>205177677do you have a pussy
>>205177692>I think it's funny but I can see how it filters most people.why criticize it then? this isn't hulu, it's niche
>>205177671he always sucked when he was the second mic with sam on the podcast instead of nick... in his defense I think he was like 12 years old then tho
>>205177606kf thinks they are "attacking evil people" and think of themselves as like crusaders, or just insulting people who are beneath them/ftl/ is people having manic episodes doxxing random people then feeling horrible about it
>>205177606Yes you just answered your own question >gossiping but uhh it’s based because we’re racist! No you’re still gay
>>205177715Hopefully they use this as the reason to boot him tomorrow.
MY FAVORITE ARTIST'S NAME ISN'T CAPITALIZED? HOW DO PRONOUNCE THIS NAME?
how many pages does he have holy shit
Jeet mogged Teds performance. grim
>>205177718he didnt care about he monologue he just wanted his jacket back lol
>>205177271>>205177208LMFAO
>>205177513Her fault tbhh
Fat thighs.
>>205177732ty helpful anon
>>205177264No she was listening to what Burt was saying and reflecting what he said. Reflecting makes the talker feel like they're being listened to and it encourages them to keep going.She may be a dumb hoe but she does have fearsome social skills.
what is this shirt
WTF TED JUST SAID "NIGGERS"
>>205177671>The guy that pays his bills smugly chuckles at this How can he live with himself?
>>205177743yes i am a girl! believe me or i will become a man! mde forever!
ted needs to be raped
>>205177712hi bic
>>205177744I'm not criticizing it, but it's funny to do it to normies like this and have them stare slackjawed. Reminds me of when Sam would do standup at sports bars or hipster hangouts.
>>205177739>its real
>>205177679it would be funnier if sam just did it himself like once every day
whats going on with ted right now??
artist guys forget this
Ted hasn't read half these words before. How do you not know "scalded"
>>205177775something beautiful, anon.
>>205177771Imagine an oiled up mizzy
>>205177775bart and homer dabbing
>>205177775shirt you win at six fags
>>205177709this brings me back to middle school were I started associating noses with eyes, creating a miniface
>>205177771God I'd smear my tongue along every inch of her body
Ian is pondering deeply on this poetry. An incredible intellectual.
this bit sucks so bad but somehow i still cant stop laughing
What the fuck is happening right now?
>>205177671I pretty much hate everyone involved with FT and it's community but I love you guys.
>>205177777czech'd
>>205176826What’s her insta?
m night shamalon did his poetry reading better and he's not even English First. jfc
BLEHP
>>205177587guy from prefab sprout, sam's favorite band kek
TED Talk
When does Chris chan move into the house?
>>205177548>no pic of anythingyou know the rules faggot. nice larp though
>>205177765Nah he was saying>give me some shakespear i can get up there and read itA few times
>>205177729>Its an easy solution and the dumb spammers will have no idea there gay nonsense isn't getting reactions from the house.One step further, you have a sound play in the house instead of the TTS.This is what some IRL streamers to do fake reactions from fake loud TTS donos.They pipe the TTS alert to IRL, so other people still turn to look at the streamer hearing a noise.Then the TTS itself is cranked loud, but only goes out to the stream itself. Viewers think the other people are hearing it too since there's still a reaction.
Ted please
TJ Ted is not
When does Jan come on the show instead of writing these scripts?
>>205177819white people L
>>205177606kf is ugly women, post gamergaters and people who get banned from 4chan for posting dox, gossiping about literal whos and circlejerking all day about how they're the good guys in an imaginary worldwide moral conflict. and they have bad taste in fish
auip!
i havent jacked off in weeks
>>205177750>>205177746>>205177734>>205177723>>205177675>>205177673>>205177661>>205177654>>205177645>>205177643kys kiwitroons
Ted makes good points but where is he going with this?
AYO JET FUCK THIS GAY SHIT GET ALEXASS AND MIZUSSY IN A BUBBLE BATH KIDDIE POOL FUCKING STATASS TO MOTHATFUKIN ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9982wYPPm0
>>205177710>>205177717
need to do Finnegans Wake next
IDEA FOR JET!!!!!!!!!*important* ;)Instead of just letting the pay pigs spam gay nonsense as demonstrated in prior seasons post season 1.... WHY NOT introduce a sort of casino HOUSE RULE where sure... the paypiggie can squeal and cough up the dough HOWEVER you and your team of 30 year old doomer wiggers can censor the TTS/SFX and have it only playback for the chat instead of it going live. For the good ones you just let it hit the house speakers. Its an easy solution and the dumb spammers will have no idea there gay nonsense isn't getting reactions from the house. TRY IT WHY DONTCHA :)*edit* does this scare you fishfags? Sorry for putting the * all over your | j. Here's a ^ for you piggie whale oink!!!!!!!!!
>>205177797i thought ted might be into literature but the way he slaughters this reading makes me think twice
>>205177086Claire, I have all the Charlie Chaplin Criterions. The Harold Lloyds too. You should come over sometime.
wow thanks for the den ptz shot you stupid fucking wigger
>the speeches are all written to exploit the disabilities of the fishbased of whoever is writing them
>Tell the saars im coming
if you arent here and in kf chat ur missing out on the full experience
>>205177775millennial slop
baker
>>205177671golfball rapist
>>205177859why? for saying i hope the site is down?
>>205177854>GamergateThis was the real breaking point, it’s crazy that there are still people holding grudges a decade later
This bit sucks without a severe indian accent
>>205177859Not an argument
>>205177879Chatgpt
>>205177865trite
nontent house
are they going to make ian do thisi can't watch my boy die out there
>>205177850seriously, this aids patent makes indians look better than whites. I do not want to fucking redeem this
>>205177819when you learn a language after your native, you come at it differently. there are some words i read and never heard pronounced for years. they were usually more complicated words.
>>205177813Neptunian kino
they blue balled Burt for this
>>205177879What's ted's disability?
scary
I dont know this song but I like prefab sprout. should I listen?
>>205177885these newfags cant appreciate the goddess smaack
>>205177151He's a plant, but I'm glad there's people like you that believe it.
Did Sam just have Charles slap together some passages Gene Wolfe and Jack Vance and churn it through ChatGPT?Quality copypasta regardless
Why did ted sign up for this?
Making him recite I trawl the megahertz based
>>205177879That's just ChatGPT.
Writing outside of communication is nearly always an exercise in ego masturbation.
>>205177870This. Burt doing it
Why did the Indian read better than dude tayliegh?
>I troll the netters
>>205177881Does KF chat have more or less gooners?
>>205177901true kek
>>205177908Dyslexia
>>205177919>>205177919>>205177919>>205177919
>>205177911yeah its their best album
>>205177893>>205177896>>205177922Ted is reading I Trawl the Niggerhertz not chat GPT dumb zoomers
>>205177908he's gay
>>205177913Sam Hyde has 0 black fans>Verification not required
>>205177911it's pretty mid
>>205177875he likes reading opinions about literature on reddit and then repeating them
>8hrs to bake some chicken
i hate ted
>>205177918good chance sam is paying him extra to be a fag and lead on burt
>>205177908retarded and agrees to be on a sqam hyde show
Why doesnt sam just start an acting class since he loves this gay shit so much
>>205177859>being this obsessed and mindbroken by kiwifarmsembarrassing
>>205177927KiwiFaggots have more gooners and more troons.Also more moderation because null is scared of losing money.
>>205177716yeah
>>205177947Stop typing like a nigger you embarrassing mutt faggot
>>205176826please bro share her insta
Sam always tears up to that song
>>205177917It would only be gene wolfe if was better on second listen
>>205177922It's really not.
>>205177945But FT has tons.
>>205177881>if you aren’t reading a gossip magazine you aren’t getting the full experience of this reality show Nigger you are gay
Did Sam study any psychology and or therapy techniques? Because exposure therapy actually helps people out a lot.
>>205177975shut up Sam
>>205177474>I trawl>I trolllol
>>205177513True, she should be kicked off.
>>205177995get a life channing
>>205177945Not a fan. He's an actor, but he does gay porn and is very willing to be paid to be on the show. Not purely acting and he's weird too, but he knows.
>>205177881>kfare they moroalfagging about how the wiggers are fucking with the wholesome black rapist as expected?
>>205178019sam is a decently educated fellow who has read a lot of sci-fi and various art/design books, most likely a fair amount of wikipedia, and has a functional brain
Claire, please go live if you don't work weekends. My wallet is too fat rn.
>>205177941sam listens to this and cries
>>205177634what
>>205178122>wikiUuhh
>>205178340that's where 99% of people get their psych info fromi could see him reading freud, jung, lang, sidis, or something thoughmaybe lacanactually yeah he's probably read a fair amount of psychoanalysis
cheers. I'm getting drunk tonight hallelujah
thread moved faster than I thought, migrating post>>205176245Can any gooners please explain to me what even is the purpose about vocalizing how horny you are or listing sex stuff you would do?Is it a social thing where you compare throbs with other perverts or does it just not feel like its enough to think your horniest thoughts privately?Is it like affirmations where the more you say it the closer to real it becomes?
>>205178401he's like the dumb persons idea of a smart person
>>205178401all you need is the hagakure
>>205178401>i could see him reading freud, jung, lang, sidis, or something though>maybe lacanimagine believing this. sam's favorite book is the way of the superior man. and he's repeatedly stated that he has never read any philosophy.
>>205178549well fuck
>>205178443cryo keen is a perma virgin with narcissistic personality disorder. i hope that helps
Manscaping? Me? It's like 1972 down there, rwar
>>205178685Very obviously, but I wanted insight from similar types that are prevalent on the boards since the dawn of timeMaybe they have some way to rationalize it as normal
>>205177788It would be funnier if they got somebody like nick caminos to read off a 10 minute nonsense social media seminar written by xavier
>>205178808the group/social gooning is a very different dynamici think 4chan are more the solitary gooner type
