ITT we come up with movie ideas based on Sentinel island.
>Retard zoomer goes to island>gets killed due to own stupidity>another zoomer tries>gets killed>repeat for 2 hoursI'd happily watch that
>uncut thermal footage of a HIND picking them off>they build a mcdonalds and a parking lot on their village
Plane crashes on sentinel island and the passengers must survive until help arrives. Turns out the sentinels are more advanced than they let on but they have successfully hidden their secrets from the rest of the world.
It turns out the islanders are protecting something, they kill people who go there out of mercy as dieing is preferable to being alive and stuck with it
>>205206548Canadian actress Sarah Gordon travels to the island to birth hundreds of mixed-race children.
Monica Bellucci gets raped.
iphones are mistakenly parachuted infapping/trannies/anime ensues as expectedelders fight back?????everyone kills themselves
>>205206548Is there any rational argument against nuking these guys?
>>205206972Kek, what is it about them that’s so annoying? I feel the same way about certain aspects of Japanese culture.
sentinelese buy iPad
>>205206548arnold schwarzenegger crash lands on the island and has to fight his way through hordes of mudhut cannibals
>>205207137Turns out Rambo was there too so they team up midway.
>>205206972they can't do anything to us, just inhabit a shitty little worthless island and they are interesting to look at. Maybe if we develope quieter drones we can spy on them
>>205206548An army of incels invade the island and rape all the women.
>>205206631There is a time loop movie here
>>205206972No.
>>205207547Its right next to India. If the Indians decided to not swim over to rape the women, I cant imagine how heinous they must be.
>>205206548>major shipping vessel overturns near the island>dozens of shipping containers wash ashore>the village witchdoctor bans interacting with them>group of children open one anyway, discover electronics>interact with the artifacts of the gods, slowly discover the internet>realize their life is a lie and their island is basically just a cruel joke
>>205206830>as soon as you step foot on the island, their demonic island deity claims your soul and tortures you for eternity upon your death>since they are already damned themselves, they mercifully kill foreigners before they can become cursed
>>205207051>Kek, what is it about them that’s so annoying?They're free of globohomo, while your chains won't stop chaffing.
>>205207602>swimmingnot like they have a choice in the matter
>>205206548Sentinel Island and White nuns obviously. What else is there?
>>205206548A cult of religious fanatics invade and systematically kill all the natives with machine guns to set up their own independent state and the movie is about a heroic negotiator (played by aiden gillen) trying to talk them down. The movie ends with their mass suicide.
>>205207634Yeah, that's what I meant
>>205206972>>205207444This. They're basically a human zoo. In the future, we will have technology that will let us observe them. Imagine the kino of watching their crazy prehistoric monkey society in a VR headset from some little fly-sized drone.
>>205206548What's their tax policy? hell, do they even have taxes or lawyers?
>>205206972They should be observed with hidden cams and drones for entertainment and science. Maybe experiment on them with shit like aerial light shows. See how they react to a surprise metal concert with fireworks in sky.
>>205206548The xmen go there and giant robots come out and attack.
What's the worst that can happen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3gIEnFFvA
>>205206548a team of internet trolls with more disposable income than good sense uses an old russian submarine as a base to fly drones dropping everything from pizza to porn on the natives so they can live stream the results
Halloween: TropicalMichael vs the natives
>>205207752Agreed, would love to see that. The funny thing is people always call them uncontacted, but that isn't really true, some brit already went to town on them, they just weren't completely destroyed. That's propably also the reason why they chimp out on almost everything and anything foreign that comes near them, maybe they weren't always that way
>>205206548Gods Are Crazy 3, shot in dogma-style
Set in the 1600’s, a group of French explorers arrive on the island undetected. They send out a small team that eventually meet the natives on the beach on another quadrant of the island, and are executed by primitive weaponry. As night falls and they don’t return the remaining crew fears the worse and gears up to find them. We learn that at night, the native Sentinel islanders transform via a demonic nature pact into contorted humans that mimic exotic animals. The explorer crew discover these transformations as they’re hunted, and try to find the source of the mysterious power.Sort of Predator meets Alien meets Green Inferno
>>205208091*dogme-95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6HZSIi4Wghow was he planning to teach them about the Bible?
>>205206548The Sentinelese Olympic bobsledding team
>>205206972Why waste a nuke? Just shot them all.
>>205208361they got ancient magical powers, you can't touch them
>>205207658Nah, fuck em.
>>205206972god that shit just tickles meIt would be such an ungodly show-of-force that we haven't seen since Sodom and Gomorrah, and they wouldn't ever know what hit them. You couldn't even explain dynamite to them. Then just imagine their millenia old twig village being fucking vaporized by an aerial fireball that's hotter than the sun. And what would the international committee even do, it's not like you exterminated an endangered species. A dogshit backwards dead end group of cavemen not even called a civilisation wiped off the earth without ever being told that there is toilet paper or hamburgers.
a sentinel develops an existential crisis which leads to schizo psychosis. he creates a secret club that imitates modern office life with cargo cult objects found on shipwrecks. the underground activity culminates in civil war.
The place where Satan lives
>>205208361Some chuds just really are obsessed with nuking everything
>a pandemic starts after a virus jumps species in a Chinese food market >the world has to shut down >right wing extremists are trying to minimize its impact and making up conspiracy theories about it coming from a lab>thankfully cooler heads prevail and the entire world population locks itself inside and receives experimental vaccinations after being given $2000 in printed USD >government is monitoring all movement via satellite >suddenly a government agent sees people moving freely - on sentinel island >they have to send an elite force in to vaxx them and make them stay inside their huts>no one agent is good enough to pull this off >we need to assemble a team>James Bond>Jason Bourne >John Wick >VAXX FORCE: SENTINEL ISLAND
>>205206881Really? I didn't know the Sentinelese had stage actors.
>>205206548It's halloween and all the dead missionaries who have come there over the years and died are magically resurrected. The movie is about the sentinel tribe trying to fight the zombies and in the process they are forced to evolve In the end, the tribe defeats the zombies but have in the process become corrupted by the human ways which starts a war among the tribe that leads to all of them killing each other.
>>205208612>typical /pol/ shit Cringe
>>205206548Fortnite: The Movie
>>205206548Why not just put hidden cameras there and make a reality show / documentary? If you got enough footage you could probably decode their language
>>205208720>A-ARE THOSE PAINTINGS? AIIIIEEEE I'M GOING INSANE
>>205208751I would love it but that would be harder to do than it sounds. They know that island better than anyone, how do you hide any cams there, and how do you even bring and mount them there? And even if you manage to do that, they would propably sniff them out in a week and either destroy them or worship them like some magical artifact
>>205208720holy shit they knew about detroit
>>205208720I hope this is bait
>>205208720But are there three-armed, three-legged chicks on the island?
>>205208361How do I shot nog?
This idea already came up in some other thread but you could try throwing technological inventions on the island made out of material they have at hand (like maybe sime kind of primitive crossbow or something) and see if they try to reverse engineer it.uhhhhh and then make a reality show out of that or something
>>205206881Best idea yet but instead of Sarah Gadon, it's Aubrey Plaza.
Lord of the Flies x generic 80s slasher>group of teens are on a plane heading for a party holiday>plane crashes on the island and they're the only survivors>think the island is empty and argue amongst themselves, build shelter, try and get help etc>one of them goes missing>they get spooked but get over it>a couple fall into a pit while having sex and find their friend's corpse>their screams alert their friends>descend into normal slasher as they try to get off the island before they're all killed
>>205206548Tagline: (whispering) “They’re Here”
Running man reboot: sentinel editionOn the Island is hidden an escape tunnel, the entrance is programmed to only open for prisoners via biometrics.the prisoners get gimmicks and costumes that extend their survivability, but don't harm islanders.
A group of brown people minding their own business get colonised by pedos with strange little hats
Has there ever been a picture of a senti-women on the beach. Why has there never been any articles debating the evil wrong of this - Do feminist types not care about the rights of senti-women to sunbath?
>>205209374>the prisoners get gimmicks and costumes that extend their survivability, but don't harm islanderslmao, that's basically "try to convince them you're their new god or some kind of spirit"
>>205206548Am i really the only one who wants to drone the entire island? make them regret they ever fought the white man? In a movie ofcourse
>>205209744Nah, there are enough people here already fantasizing about nuking the island. What's with that? Just leave those fucks stay monke, what's with all the hate?
>>205206548Just an endless line of boats full of zoomers getting picked off, tortured and eaten.Hell they could have the Sentinals go full Maori and have the Zoomies all in cages. When its time for a meal, just grab a Zoomie out of the cage and roast him on the fire (in front of his zoomie friends too)
>>205207327>we dedicate this to the brave cannibals of sentinal island
>>205206548Imagine what it would be like to be born and grow up on that island only to be abducted and forced to live somewhere like Tokyo or maybe St Petersburg.
>>205208982They would probably use that as a shitty club.
I fantasize about stalking this island at night and slaughtering them all. Inb4 seething incels tell me ERMM UH ACHKTUALLY YOU COULDN'T MASSACRE THEM IN A RAMBO STYLE BLOODBATH
>>205210691yeah, or they would tear it apart and use the material to build something they already know how to make
>>205206548You build a bridge to the island. The bridge leads to a series of controlled and monitored habitats. In order to progress they must learn how to unlock the next area. The tests are based around language, communication, and not shitting everywhere
>>205211131>and not shitting everywhereI hope that's one of the final challenges, they are basically pajeets, anon
Basically, a remake of The Naked Prey (1965).
>>205206548I’m not doing your homework.
>>205206548It's just "the island with bear grylls" but instead they get dropped of there. No weapons or modern kit except cameras/batteries. Bonus points if they make a team men and team women episode.
>whole movie is in found footage style from two Australian vloggers>movie starts with a white strayan and abo strayan who are best friends and go on a vacation to Singapore to gamble and fuck whores>from singapore they party and get drunk and impulsively take a trip on a g6 with some rich chinese party boy and his posse to visit the guys friend in India>there is a crazy storm all of a sudden where lighting strikes the plane and they crash land on sentinel island>the abo the white guy the Chinese party boy and 2 of his Chinese hos are the only survivors>they all run from the natives until the abo realizes that he looks like them>the abo strips down to his undies and begins to communicate to them in basic sign language and grunts>they can’t communicate with the abo but they at least tolerate him while they continue to hunt after the others>the abo and the white guy are filming themselves on their phones the whole time in case the phones are the only thing left>the Chinese people and the white guy are able to receive Morse code symbols from the abo’s flashlight on the nearby mountain top. These signals warn them of where the approaching natives are and when they are coming>after a while the natives approach the survivors from all sides at once and ambush them in a spectacular display of gore and ruthless savage torture porn>by the time a rescue chopper shows up and tosses a rope ladder down, it’s just the abo with the cell phones of the others that he had retrieved
The North Sentilese should do more to help refugees.
>>205206548One man with a 9mm and 3 clips has to survive island filled with psycho savages, conquering one of their women in the process
>>205208612I never received my $2000USD.
>>205206548The Last Days of John Allen Chau is an upcoming American biographical drama film directed by Justin Lin and written by Ben Ripley. It is based on the article "The Last Days of John Allen Chau" by Alex Perry.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Days_of_John_Allen_Chau
>>205207634this is nice, it's kind of like the plot of the first Scooby Doo
A loser's hot girlfriend is off to college at Brown University while he's off to Pierce College, only one road trip with his best friend can save his relationship. But he gets there and she's having sex with someone else.
>>205213645will the Sentinelese be at Brown University?
>a while ago you killed an innocent preacher who tried to bring you the good news. You also massacred fishermen.>you will now stream fishtank and participate in fishtank threads or your Island will suffer from another earthquake, and sink below water.
>>205208720This looks like the plot of a shitty analog horror video kek
>>205206548Cast Away + Bone Tomahawk
>>205206972>Is there any rational argument against nuking these guys?Yes, why would you waste a nuke on 23 square miles, when one man with an automatic rifle and night vision goggles could probably handle the job over a long weekend.
>>205214026>Automatic rifleWhy would you let them be killed by something they can't even see or comprehend? Show up in full body armor, night visions goggles, integrated tasers so they can't bury you under their own bodies, and a couple of machetes. They probably never saw enough metal to use in more than a knife's worth.
>>205214624you better be playing prussian marches while doing it
>>205206784I like this. hopefully its alien technology
>>205206548>sentinel island gets first rabbi>1 month later>rabbi demands sentinel island must do more for immigration to island
>>205206548If I was a billionaire, I would buy a military chopper and guns those people down. Complete annihilation. Sure they take all the money I have in fines and legal fees, but it would be worth it.
Sentinelese are actors. Island has an underground secret city.
>>205217458Even as a billionaire, you couldn't do this. Island is protected by pajeets, if you do that it would be basically a declaration of war against India.
Movie IDEA:Sentinelese are really secret agents who are roleplaying as tribesmen to protect an entrance to inner earth.
>>205217524I posted >>205217658and I didn't read your post before I posted it.
>>205206972Holy fucking shit why are you people so blood thirsty? You fat fucks couldn’t do anything to them so you hide behind your gay ass technology.
>>205207633It’s actually speculated that they went into the Iron Age because of a ship that washed up to their shore around the 70’s I think.
>>205208720What shitty zoomer ARG is this
>>205206548the space being from "the day the earth stood still" gets the wrong coordinates
>>205217733This
>>205217458>>205217552There was a guy who did this in Africa and even buddy buddied up to the Bushes and Clintons but was eventually busted for financial fraud. I can't find his name though, was he erased from the internet? He basically bought failing publicly traded companies and dumped all their debt onto the last company he bought to pump their stocks.
>>205214624Isn't that just the plot to Predator? Based.
>>205217658>>205217719Fun part is that it's not even a "movie idea", it's probably what's happening right now.There are many inconsistent in the way they move, interact with others, etc. Also, satellite images haven't shown any type of population growth, or new buildings. it's like nothing is happening in the surface.
>>205208074>some brit already went to town on them, they just weren't completely destroyed. That's propably also the reason why they chimp out on almost everything and anything foreign that comes near themThis idea was made up by some fag on twitter when that hapa got killed on sentinel island years ago. MVP's contact with the sentinelese was minimal and all evidence indicates that they have been isolated from nearby islands for much longer.
>>205206548it's about a rich family that discover indisputable proof that a member of their family was eaten by the inhabitants, so the family hire a mercenary group to purge the island.
>>205217820kek any more info on this?
Survivor special edition. Bunch of trannies and reditor trying survive by trading their HRT and SSRI pills with the islander for cassava fruits.
>>205221482So the ship (primose) washed up onto their shores in 1981 actually, and it’s confirmed to have kickstarted their Iron Age lol. You can see it still on google maps lmao.
>>205206548> this is how blacks live without foreign interventionThey really should be more thankful.
>>205225362The crew was rescued by helicopters but it would’ve been funny to see a rag tag group of sailors vs an uncontacted tribe.
>>205206548Avatar
>>205208808Just go there at night when they're sleeping and put cameras up high in the trees
>>205206631Americans are so mindbroken by their fucking media its not even funny.
>>205206972Shalom
>>205207701Do they get to bring friends ?
>>205206548> Guy about to be cooked on a bonfire.> Record scratch.> Yeah, you're wondering how I got myself into this rather extreme exigency.> Well, it all started 6 weeks ago...
>>205225362In a hundred years they will have constructed a spaceship that can fold space.
The natives are protecting the portal to agartha
>>205206784They actually have mech suits and blu-ray players.
> Netanyahu claims Sentinel Island is part of Greater Israel and invades and murders all the Sentinalese people, and western leaders say Israel had a right to defend itself from being invaded by the Sentinalese, who Bibi claims were close to developing nuclear weapons.
>>205206548>crew of westerners want to go to the island to make a documentary and/or find treasure>they get to the island and immediately confronted by "violent" natives>they decide to stay but strange things keep happening- unknown noises coming from deep in the jungle at night, finding cryptic carvings and cave paintings scattered throughout the island, big tittied female specters lure some of the men into the jungle never to be seen again, etc. >members go missing one by one, still constantly harassed by natives, boat leaves them stranded>in the final act, its revealed that the natives are guardians of an unknown creature (something like cthulu but not), it gets stronger devouring people of a certain blood type (or something like this, basically the natives are now immune but foreigners are not)>crew realizes they fucked it up by coming to the island>remaining crew have to do something to seal the monster away/fight the monster>they think they succeed but the monster is now strong enough from eating their friends and in the final scene, it turns out monster actually has hidden wings and flies awayyeah, its generic and predictable but that doesnt mean it cant be entertaining or done well
>>205209177>>205207701Between the two of you, you've both come up with the plot of Cut and Run.
>>205206548> A group of black people from the usa get to the island in a lifeboat after their ship sinks.> They get to know the tribe and see that all the horrible things niggers do are inherent to their race.> Shoot arrows at each other, gangs, rape, rap, sheboon fights, etc> Little by little the american niggers degenerate and become just another bunch of savages on the island> When white people come to search and rescue they chimpout and kill them.> Then the government torches the island. The end.
>>205206736You had me at HIND, maybe an homage to full metal jacket.>how do you shoot women, and children?>easy...>you just don’t lead em so much>ain’t war hell??>cacklinglaugh.webm
>>205208091I came here to see if anyone would mention this movie.
>>205206548An anonymous internet user continually has pizzas delivered to the island. Enough pizza for each person on the island to be fed every single day and they reject initially but are overcome by the sheer volume of Shaqaroni's and thin crust 3 toppings and eventually relent and they learn to love globohomo et al
>>205206784Anon, do I have a show for you!
>>205206548How has "serial killer predator kidnaps someone who is also a serial killer and hijinks ensue" never been done?
>>205231207It was done in Dexter multiple times
>>205231207No One Lives (2012)
>>205207137I thought you said midget cannibals and the most adorable little cameo by mr Warwick himself popped into my head all angry and eating a mans hand that looks like a leg of ham in his mitt.
