Schizo Burt Edition • Shark has been sighted, potentially now called a "robot", intended to mess things up during curfew• Some fish have been given new "challenges" to complete: Payton must steal Mizzy's diary, Prince must steal someone's clothes• In a mock elimination, everyone says they would vote for Ian, which makes them all sad but they don't come up with other options• Computer has been shut down due to TTS refund breaking• Mizzy tells Sam she thinks this isn't a Hulu show; chooses the Red pill and is brought downstairs by production to see behind the scenes• Computer has begun conversing with the fish• The fish are told they live in a smart house and an AI has been observing them• Ian's life is at risk from the cartels if he doesn't win• New curfew at 2am, fish must be in a bedroom• Burt wins the Halloween dance off and a trip to fabulous Las Vegas!• The elimination vote has been pushed to Saturday after Luke's premature departure• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bit - 11 contestants remain• Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy >Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft >.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer >Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com >Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj >Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o >Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/uqtusCPg >Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPreviously: >>205209954
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BURT WINS THIS SHIT (AND RAPES EVERYONE)
Smaack's ass is HYPNOTIC
Why does he want to fuck Burt?
Wept
>there is literally another gay man in the tank>is trying to get with all the straight guyswhy are gays like this?
>Burt: I think most of the crew are attracted to meThis fuckin guy
>you're scaring me buddy
guys she's just ORGANIZING her stuff. peak wife stuff
mizzy isn't leaving she's doing something called "organizing" and "cleaning" maybe you guys should try it out sometime
BEN YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE MOVES ON BURT AND HAVE VANCE FILM IT WHILE CRYING
Frank Hassle's bit will be he will hit on Burt and return his advances
>>205211288Burt likes white men.
burt x vance make it happen jet
>Mizzy packs up>Checks social media>Flooded with pics of her pussyKek, that'll be funny at least
asking again for new threadanyone doing NNN? tips for quitting porn?
>>205211283yeah
What happened to vanity?
Jet is going to need to let burt fuck him or else the show fails, this is your one chance to not fuck up jet, do the right thing
>>205211288not even gay niggas want to fuck niggasand isnt the other black dude trans?
sam got burt just so he can get raped by himneptunian kino
Mizzy isnt going anywhereShe already got the patented Sam seal of approval (he wants to fuck her)
>vance raped a woman in 2018>cried while filming a rape in season 2>is now eyeing burtit's always a roller coaster with this guy. good thing he's outta town
>>205211299sorry i need to drink liquor until my chest feels tight at 10am on a saturday alone while watching a black schizoprenic man jerk off
VANCE WEPT
>>205211288prince is engaged, burt is no homewrecker
Jet can you please fill the house with hot gay guys as freeloaders?
>>205211299MIZZY IS HANGING UP HER CLOTHES, SHES LEAVING SHES LEAVING RED ALERT SHES LEAVING
>the one that was standing really far away in the picture, I want to fuck himhow the fuck did Burt know that
could you fuckers start making a better job baking and announcing new threads? my script is not picking up the next thread properly because you guys are fucking retards. thanks.
>>205211288KINO, anon was right, he is a teenage girl trapped in a big black man's body. Probably the cause of his schizophrenia
>>205211283His overt racism is just repressing a need for that big burt cock
>>205211329he never recovered after this horrific incident
>>205211321this. goran you know you need to do this to save your show.
i can't watch mizzy without getting hard because i just think about being trapped between her thighs
>>205211257For some reason I think ted will be the only one that will withstand hellhouse
>>205211315air mattress got shoved aside for a scene with ian and sneed earlierstop frogposting, that's part of the reason why we hit the image limit every 10 minutes
>>205211315A schizo fort to protect from enemies
PSAIt's "Paytonites"NOT"Paytriots"
>>205211288Burt only likes white bois
>>205211315They just pushed the bed in their to shoot a scene with Ian earlier but noone seems to want to move it back lmfao
>>205211299i just organized the pile of clothes i've been throwing around my room for weeks feels good mayne
we can never go back
>>205211327well sam and i have something in common
what did vance do in 2018?
>>205211329Vance got flashbacks to s1 letty for a moment there
>>205211283
better skater than smaak!
>>205211335Prince made the right move and told Burt immediately he wasn't interested
GET DR. DON WARIO ON THE LINE TO DIAGNOSE ALEX
Mizzy isn’t leaving you retards she is just organizing her stuff
I purposely find a camera that is silent so I don't have to listen to Jet's nontent.
>>205211331hell yea brother
>>205211363Day oners just call her PayPay <3
>>205211308quit slowi only goon 4 days a weekyou can do it king
>>205211301Frank isn't coming, he's scared of Burt
I'm preparing to bombard Mizzys social media with pictures of herself naked and advice on how to seek legal counsel. I am going to bankrupt Jet
>>205211288Burt is BWC bred exclusively
>>205211288Burt is not into niggers, he wants Aryan bussy.
>>205211308>anyone doing NNN?Masturbation is mortal sin and should be stopped entirely >tips for quitting porn?Literally prayer and fasting You do not overcome this alone
VANCE LATTA WILL BE RAPED DURING THE CHILLY FALL OF 2024 IN MASSACHUSETTS ON SET OF REALITY SHOW FAMOUSTANKAND HE WILL WEEP
>>205211382>organizing>in fishtankoh boy
>>205211368>Day 4 of asking someone to shoop the paragon renegade symbols from me2 on to this webm
>>205211355that dork cried when they asked him who he was gunna vote out yesterday. he will be first to leave, after giving some gay virtuesignal speech
>>205211368>wish we could turn back time
>>205211383Based retard.
>>205211383do you even like watching this show?
>>205211393>>205211301>Frank goes to hassle Alex>Burt literally rips his spine out
>>205211338precognition
BINX
>>205211354I want to consensuallyhave my way with mizzy
>>205211368what could have beenI feel like luke leaving was even worse then cole, because cole had burned all his bridges already but luke/alex/ian could have been something special. Alex has gone down so much since luke left.
>>205211405I'm glad Vance gets to be an important character in yet another fishtank season
rAPE challenge but its burt vs the crew
does goran actually want to fuck burt?
>>205211405Good.
lets all love josie
>>20521135430kg less and she'd be a turbo babe
>Burt asking production if they can bring in a psychiatrist to diagnose Alex with schizophreniaIt would be so fucking kino if production had a fake psychiatrist diagnose Alex. It would be the ultimate gaslight
burt not only thinks the AI is real he also thinks she show is a psy op designed entirely around him like Jimmy did
>No one ever used this highly exploitable gif for anything
Why won’t Josie respond to Burt?
>>205211425Nope
ANDREWREBOOTCOMPUTERACTIVATEHELL HOUSE
>>205211288A Buck without a Massa is broken
>>205211394send pics anon PLEASE
>>205211444No. Goran wants Burt to fuck him.
GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT ITGOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT>GOBLIN FETISH IS NOT REAL YOU JUST LIKE LATINAS AND ARE AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
>>205211444well he didn't but the numbers can't lie, guess he's got to now
===PAYTON UPDATE ===She took off her flannel and wrapped it around her waist
>>205211434Cole is inifinitely worse because he killed the seasons momentum by getting kicked for no reason. The viewership dropped in half when he left
I hope that against all odds Burt actually thrives when the show gets more chaotic. hes been fighting demons 24/7 for presumably years
why on earth isnt burt interested in the last male fish hes yet to rizz? he skiping and going straight for vance.
fishtank should consider setting their website up more like ppv land next season
>>205211368i miss it bros
FLOYDDROID AGENT B.U.R.T. ::: REACTIVATEDpowernap: COMPLETEboylove: 100%primal rage: RISING
>>205211354god her shit is so phat i bet it always stinks a little bit no matter how much she washes but its ok because you kind of like it with a little tang
>they know nathan fielder
>>205211429God I wish she didn't have tattoos.
>>205211452>show is a psy op designed entirely around himThis is technically kinda true at this point
Is Burt confessing his love......??????
Josie is currently calibrating and rebooting, she will be back l8r
>>205211425I wish they wouldn't fuck up everything. Burt could be making hilarious content talking to computer right now. but I guess they are too lazy to type a couple sentences.
>>205211454>he didn't see alex getting hyped over wrestling on the TVngmi
Season 2 Day 7
>>205211447>this is the guy who posts chudjaks at peopleLOL
>>205211429Send this to her,bro
alex doesnt know what hes doing....
NO ALEX GET AWAY
hello fellow kids
>nathan for you convoI love it but ted liking it makes me mad
>bringing up Dumb StarbucksTed and Binx know
>>205211475Yeah because on-top of the favorite being kicked it felt like a rug-pull. Well that and S2 was already draining to watch.
Alex doesn't know...
Smack Smaacks Ass
>>205211405P R E C O G N I T I O N
ted is likely pretending to be gay because he thinks that makes him look like a good ally
>>205211502>>205211504love pact sealed.
ironic they are fans of nathan for you and this oblivious
>>205211455production is lazy and huffing gas again
Simbal positive TTS status?
the alex vs burt crashout will be legendary
Ted reminds me of someone who would post on this board, a total fucking faggot
>>205211468I like latinas and am not afraid to admit it
>>205211502>>205211504Alex is genuine enough to think that him saying "I'm not gay" is enough to dissuade a gay guy. He is unaware how much of a sex pest that Burt is.
Letty on Kick talking about being a lesbianhttps://kick.com/lettyvision
>>205211454>this webm was not used to markyposti am dissapoint
i'm sure we've all noticed burt is taking every opportunity to kiss alex's neck lol
>>205211495I did see that one but it's literally the only one
>>205211454
neptunian vision has been achieved bitty status: fitted
this women needs to be stopped
Sporty
Burt is mistaking Alex being generally nice for wanting sex lolz
>>205211510Why do Americans eat this slop every day?
>>205211257LET GORAN MAKE THEM PLAYYou always bitch about Goran and Sam but they are the ones creating the content.Goran making the fish do some dumb task, then ruining it somehow because of his whippets brain is the best content.Same with Sam coming in and ruining a game Goran made the fishes do because of Roid Rage.Goran fucking up and Sam going overboard because of his Roid Rage IS FISHTANK.The remaining thing is boring bootleg BB nontent.So stop bitching about Goran and Sam, their retarded way of ruining every single bit they planned is the best content!
>>205211502>>205211504>>205211501The raped
>>205211493>>205211470>>205211448yo tranny women are so fucking hotimagine his creemy kolon cummed up nigger style
>>205211468I know bro
Burt is going to use Vance to make Ted jealous. Poor guy.
>>205211525some anon said ted might've infiltrated the show and is acting as faggy as humanly possible to own the chuds or some shit
>>205211525this
>>205211539dropped because shes a whore
>>205211520she has the waddle of a future mother of 5
>>205211534The AI has learned to become racist. He should throw his feces at it
smack is such a sperg, I hate west coast niggers
>>205211394I’m going to harass Ted in real life, call into his employers and work around the clock to ruin his life
>i don't like comedians but i like nathan for youbased or cringe?
Alex is playing with fire
alex owes burt sex, he's leading him on
>the doll house is US!they are so close in ways they don't realize yet.
>>205211551Sweet mother of jesus, marythe lord is good
>>205211551she is such a tease
>>205211589burt probably bricked up like crazy now
>>205211468I hate latino and latina accents. I am ok with Spanish women though.
>just full-on explaining nathan for you and i think you should leave bits
Smaack is retelling the first skit of the first episode. she is surface level in all aspects
>>205211510Yoo Goran what is your 50 year old aunt doing in the kitchen
BURT FUCK PRIO LISTAlex > Vance > Sam > Ted > rest of crew
>>205211525I'm so sure about that, he started acting really gay after day 3 or so
>>205211563>jet and sam in the basement>"dude, vance. you've gotta act gay around burt. act like you want to fuck him, yeah.">"yeah?">"yeah, man - it'll be hilarious.">"yeah."
>>205211588made for BMC
>>205211587redbar take
listening to smaack poorly retell the room about contextless i think you should leave bits
>>205211275
SHEEEEEEESH
>>205211586godspeed
>>205211589He thinks Burt is a bro and nothing else this is so fucking hilarious to watch
that zoom in on alexis eating earlier was nasty
>>205211588Ella
>>205211426tomboys suddenly don't exist anymore since 2016, huh? A girl liking sports can only eat pussy. That's where we're at? Not for long. Goran is advancing the culture.
>jeet begging the computer to let him leave his roomKEK
So nothing has happened today, right? Nothing except gossiptank and traumadumptank, right?I went to see Anora instead today, and there was a schizo like Burt in the theatre talking to himself during the movie and making weird noises. He got so bad staff had to come in and tell him to quiet down. He started loudly apologizing to the whole theatre for being disruptive, and then went right back to loudly whispering to himself. It was weird. Anora was good btw. It's about women like Alexis getting what they deserve.
>>205211520not bad
>snl convoWhen will shane gillis pop up? That will make sam interrogate another person
>>205211586thanks anon
>>205211588
>>205211610>"Don't worry gang, I'm a master of improv, as you know.
>>205211594Burt really has to fully gay and not bi to see all this ass in the house and be lusting over Alex
>>205211502can love bloom in hellhouse
>>205211628KEK
>>205211555sam's rage actually is an integral part of the show, his occasional outbursts are destabilizing in terms of the nature of the relationship between him and the fish. the whole show is basically sam treating the fish like a girlfriend hes going to start abusing
Alex is Burt's rock <3 He calms down immediately around him
>>205211588who's this guy?
why are americans like this? i dont mind hag feetsies but that fag ted should get the fuck off of that table.
Is it normal to be a virgin at 20 years old as a man?
i cant believe wifi signal actually obeyed the computer. what else can we make him do? someone should say he has a huge following on twitter because of the show to gas him up and say the fans want him to fuck with burt or something, to fulfill the prophecy given to burt
>>205211628Is he trapped in there? Why?
>>205211643I miss season 1 house.
>>205211580>not HIM
>>205211587Incredibly based. Stand up comedy is a dead art
>>205211587100% based
>>205211618do we have nip shots of her? i may well be wrong but im guessing the nipples point straight down to the darkest pits of hell
YO HE'S DOING SOMETHING
>>205211550Cute uncivilized goblin
Odds Burt kills somebody tonight?
>>205211629>not throwing popcorn at him>not joining in>not telling him to kill everyone in the theatreNPC behavior, get involved
>80lb aids weakling talking about welding
>>205211661There is not a single American that I know of who would think this is ok.
>>205211588I love this angel
>>205211550I'd be under that so she can shit on my face.
ppvbros pls help....
>>205211394Sam told Burt Famous House owns their nudity. It was in the contract they signed. Mizzy can do nothing.
>>205211638>sam shows up>jet fills him in>”vance, here it is man… your MDE audition! you can do it!
>>205211588please don't crash out again, Abi
>>205211678i <3 trannies please give me source who is that
>>205211628HE'S STILL THERE??????????NO FUCKING WAY
>>205211673It's still there. Theoretically you could buy it one day and live in it.
>>205211661hes always farting and putting his feet on places where people eat and prepare food
>ted pretending he knows anything about weldingfaggot
>>205211641i reckon if one of the girls propositioned him he'd be down but chicks aren't really like that. fags don't really need to be seduced, they're always dtf
>>205211664It's becoming more common but no. Generally 17 is when most lose it
>>205211550That can't be good for her legs
>>205211671computer told him to stay in his room
>>205211697>posted it again reward
Jet can you please do something fucked up to Ted today?
>>205211622>nose ringNo wonder burt thinks he is gay
>>205211664only if you have a net worth of 200k and managing a startup, otherwise no
>>205211697Same here, website is broken beyond help.
>>205211700if the nudity was due to deception the contract doesn't matter lol
>>205211661do people really sit on their own counters like that? they have been walking on the couches too . theres no way they act like animals in their own homes. ben get it there and go off on them like you did to meg when she wrote judge is gay on the wall im triggered so hard right now
Binx is going to use her Fishtank fame to get in with the Ice Poseidon crew.
La'Ron is going to be devastated when he finds out Burt now wants Alex. He's going after everyone but the openly gay (black) guy.
>>205211697prees F5 you simpleton
best girl
>tfw still no super official fishtank couple
why are these people standing on a kitchen island?
>>205211697the jews won.
this people haven't stopped talking since they walked in the door
>>205211683alexis looks like ian's white mom that's trying to relate to his culture
==PAYTRIOTS==Time for reflection upon the day.
>>205211628is there a clock in there? does he have any idea as to the time?
>>205211697>>205211727clear cache
>>205211586king
>>205211587She's the next josie in terms of post fishtank content creating
>>205211732i'm going to support her
>>205211730you're a dumb cuck lol
>>205211745me and binx
>>205211697Clear cache
>>205211733LeBron is in a relationship
>>205211686I'm convinced nothing is going to happen again. its back to being boring as shit.
who's bummy will burt bust first?
If i was in the house id throw ted off the deck repeatedly until he gives up the will to live
guys i think something might be wrong with ian
>Over 30>Can't afford a carkek
>>205211733Yeah this is weird to me how the dark gay Black guy isn't attracted to the other gay black guy Sneedler but instead attracted to a straight guy.
>>205211700well we'll let the judge decide that won't we :)
>puts dirty fucking feet on counter
>>205211770Hi Mike
https://x.com/GoonTheHero/status/1852800737396568360MEPHISTO UPDATE
>>205211704He kind of already made it. I mean imagine telling him 2 years ago that he'd be hanging out with Sam in less than a year.
>>205211733Sneed's engaged to another man already
>>205211697director works
>>205211548dirty jewish whore
burt "accidentally" bumping into alex
>>205211769
>>205211745There WAS TJ/Taylor but she went off the deep end
>>205211647This, also him raging so hard that he drops his character and kill the whole thing Goran planned is always fun.Him losing his shit after Cole said NINA, and putting his foot through the door was peak Fishtank.
>>205211745Burt and all the white boys in the house
>>205211502>>205211504Did any of you hear when he kissed his neck in the den last time they hugged??
>>205211588i could fix her
WHEN DOES SAM SHOWS UP IM BORED WHERE IS SAM
>>205211779He likes white boys only
>>205211746BECAUSE THEY ARE QUIRKY, YOUNG AND FULL OF LIFE, THEY ARE NOT AFRAID TO CELEBRATE THE BEST LIFE HAS TO OFFER!
Someone tts when it's back on to the jeet>Hey, Symbol I have a secret mission for immunity, steal Burt's whistle and hide it in Bedroom 2
The last two days have been nontent
>>205211810lol young
>>205211802He's in the closet in b1
>>205211670That was production. TTS is still off.
>>205211812you do it faggot
mizzy leaving in bedroom 2
>>205211796shame it killed the season
>>205211781I am so fucking sick of these normaloid putting their dirty fucking bodies all over all of the countertops and tablesTHERE ARE FUCKING CHAIRS IN THE NEXT ROOM YOU RETARDS
>>205211587a pretty normie take nowadays since roid midgets like joe rogan and his crew of podcast freeloaders consider themselves to be the only comedians in the world
Anyone else think Burt might be a sex addict?
Pajeet has been voted off already kek
>3 large trashbags into b3Wtf is burt planning?
START THE RICE COUNTING ALREADY I WANNA GO SLEEP
>>205211794I don't count them only because Whorelo was a freeloader, sure they are official but not SUPER official
>>205211744she needs to be corrupted beyond recognition in hellhouse
>>205211588Will Claire ever be punished for turning Abi into an alcoholic?
fuck marry kill
>>205211784yeah but he hasn’t fucked a schizophrenic black guy yet
where do you guys buy clothes online? i am trying depop but its 99% shit
>>205211550Imagine if I sat like that? Rubbing my greasy balls on the counter, why is this bitch like this?
>payton's accent as she asks for a flyswatterpretty cute
Why does Payton have no friends? :-(
what is mizzy writing
>>205211756>>205211765Doesn't help.
>binx talking about ricing up her carJust when I thought I couldn't hate this bitch any more.
>>205211818The slow burn is definitely just becoming boring, we need acceleration
>>205211837lube acquired
>>205211664yes
>>205211848fuck: signalmarry: signalkill: binx
>>205211848fuck payton marry smaack kill pajeet
>>205211812He already has immunity
>>205211837One for alex, one for Ted, and one for vance
hes working on a threesome
>>205211812He has immunity
>1 week>still not a single cash prize competitioncouldn't they have spent 500k less on a house and made the show good?
>>205211846yes, claire will suffer
>>205211826she just unpacked
>>205211257they need some sort of nigga ai glasses so he can read the chat and be in on everything so he doesnt go insaneTHEY NEED SOME SORT OF NIGGA AI GLASSES SO HE CAN READ THE CHAT AND BE IN ON EVERYTHING SO HE DOESNT GO INSANEthey need some sort of nigga ai glasses so he can read the chat and be in on everything so he doesnt go insaneTHEY NEED SOME SORT OF NIGGA AI GLASSES SO HE CAN READ THE CHAT AND BE IN ON EVERYTHING SO HE DOESNT GO INSANEthey need some sort of nigga ai glasses so he can read the chat and be in on everything so he doesnt go insaneTHEY NEED SOME SORT OF NIGGA AI GLASSES SO HE CAN READ THE CHAT AND BE IN ON EVERYTHING SO HE DOESNT GO INSANEthey need some sort of nigga ai glasses so he can read the chat and be in on everything so he doesnt go insaneTHEY NEED SOME SORT OF NIGGA AI GLASSES SO HE CAN READ THE CHAT AND BE IN ON EVERYTHING SO HE DOESNT GO INSANE
>>205211848I couldn't possibly answer
>>205211664It's inbetween normal and strange
>>205211848Fuck Payton Marry Binx Kill Jeet
the frog is freezing Jet do something
>>205211848f binx smaakm Paypayk jeet
>sinbad wants to be an actor>gets dumb as fuck finger tattoos that say "high tech"They are sending their best
>>205211823you are mistaken sir, 2 hours ago when tts was on someone had it tell jeet that he had to go to his room for 2 hours. he did and now he has left after his time was up just as he was instructed
>>205211848fuck smackmarry binxkill 19 year old dyke
>>205211848fuck and marry the girls, kill the jeet
>>205211838Just go to bed and come back in around 3 to 4 hours
>get the AI to tell the girls simbal smell their panties>get the AI to tell everyone simbal has been farting on their pillows>get the AI to tell Burt simbal is trying to poison his foodthe normies trust the AI, anything is possible right now
>>205211885i thought she was gonna write something else
>>205211861she seems like a conceited cunt that tries to act nice but thinks she's better than everyone else
>>205211848Fuck smaack, Marry smaack, kill the other two
>>205211835he has immunity
BURT IS ABOUT TO SUFFOCATE HIMSELF WITH THE GARBAGE BAGYOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM TO PATIENTS IN MENTAL HOSPITALS
>>205211848fuck binxmarry smaackkill paytoni want that goblina ass on my dick
>>205211848fuck simbalmarry simbalkill payton
Pushing a schizophrenic gay black man to a breakdown is the only redeeming quality of this show
>>205211848Kill Binx before she fucks her car up, don't care about the rest.
>>205211848In that order, honestly
>>205211868her ex must have been into cars and MDE
Will mommy mizzy give us updates.every day?
>>205211878>He already has immunityThat is no hinder, immunities can break with enough force
>>205211848fuck binxmarry paytonkill jeet
>>205211745Soon >:)
>>205211845thats the after show. will she survive the famewho knows>>205211910She has to play as staff toooLMAO
Burt kills tonight
>>205211848f smackk binxm paytonobvious
>>205211848Kill jeet. Behead jeet. Roundhouse kick jeet into the concrete.
>>205211835Man how can the fish allowe the Indian to touch anything in the house let alone in the kitchen?POO SAAR
What levels of goranian can we expect later?
>>205211861Pretty much everyone in the house likes Payton. She is writing in her diary now.
>>205211878yeah but why don't they just vote him out
>>205211848behead Payton Mr. Trump stylefuck Binxmarry Smaack!
>>205211892>Nahman Jayden
>>205211454Sam looks like groucho marx
Onions tax Mizzy
>>205211904josie if she sucked at drawing and had a fat ass
>>205211780If you sent her revenge porn, you're going to get in trouble too.
>>205211848kill, kill ,rape, kill
Has CK killed herself yet?
>>205211910someone put a slur in that board please
>>205211805Why not the Jeet, is Burt racist?
HATE TEDHATE TEDHATE TEDHATE TEDHATE TEDHATE TED
>>205211724This is Alexis retard
>>205211846blame the ogre
those are not garbage bagsthose are body bags
>>205211914solisten to everyone rnthe chicks dont like him, they would rather keep alex around
>>205211745cole and that one asian chick
Lately everyone except Burt and Ian and maybe Simbal have been getting chill chats together with other members of the house.
>>205211924love my 32yr old mentally 20 wife
>payton going "BOEH GET AWAY" to the skittermy hillbilly wife is so cute
how is this season? i went on a 40 day bender for the last one where i just got shitfaced and watched 24 7 i'm sober now but considering throwing away my whole life again for fishtank because 5 months of sobriety has only made everything worse
Tonight.
>>205211966He's the most despicable person they've ever had on.
>>205211454this one was made immediately and honestly its all you need
>>205211942Sam and Ben are going to do a poorly acted sketch which is going to make the fish assume it's prank show. Then Jet will come in and tell them they're correct.
>>205211915Only suicide risks arent given pillowcases but yeah they never have large bags like that. The jannies clean everything up anyways
This faux granite with snap
god stop her sitting on that fucking island counter top the thing is gonna fucking snap
>>205211904With mizzy still there and needing to keep track of the days for her medication, they cant do any fuckery with the time and date, like they have been saying they should do since s1
>>205211973Never happened
@ANDREW "JET ORION" GOODSONpayton is requesting a flyswatter for the loft
>>205211934never post that stupid bitch again faggot
>>205211848>56% Meme Amerigoblin>Beat up fat Looney Troon looking old women>Looney Troon>SAAR PLEASE LET TOUCH VAGENE
WHERE IS THE HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM BOREDWHERE IS SAM
>>205211985it's pretty slow but there's potential
>>205211878He won't have immunity after tonight
>>205211988tonight, what?
>>205211955That's not what revenge porn means wigger
Who won the BMW?
>>205211999that's not how granite works
Why is Burt naked?
>>205212012The ultimate fish
Make sure to follow Luke on X / twitter>https://x.com/SPLATTERBRAIN01:)
>>205211911LmaoThe thing is that she IS better than everyone else
wtf is burt doing
I want Ted gone before Ian and Sambal
BURTSLOP
is this the most normie girl ever on fishtank? not even any cutting scars
>>205211988love you ben
>>205212024no one it was a rental. they don't have 100k to throw away
>>205211967Lol oh.
>check B3>burt is on all fours in his underwearI love this schizo
>>205211910
>>205211910someone shop the die hard 2 sign over it
>>205212011im just gonna turn this shit off soon. I'm so sick of nothing happening. this isn't even like fishtank.
>>205212012He's too powerful.
>>205212031he want to fuck
>>205212012This woke captain planet reboot is weird
>>205212017>>205211955Yeah, sending porn stars videos of themselves isn't revenge porn.
This slow burn is boring when have them do nothing all day. Nothing happens besides boring gosip from the hags and the faggot. Have them do a contest that takes more then 10 mins....
>>205211985Watch & get fucked up. It's been nothing but kino since day 1. S2/Bitchank doesn't exist as far as we're concerned. S1, S3 are canon btw
>>205211588abi's the best <3
>>205212031hes cleaning
>>205211988
>>205212035>he retweeted jimmyLuke a Jimbro?
>>205212012Exodia type shit
>>205212012>Pictured, a bunch of beta testers and Burt
>>205211580
>>205212047Anon she's a lesbi->normieHuh I guess you're right
>>205212047shes beautiful so yes
Why is Jeet separated, what did he do?
>>205211733laron shut him down day 1, hes going through all the guys in order
>>205212062now that the dust has settled:who was in the wrong here?
>>205212057ai turned her into trish
>>205212062
>>205212057flux? sd3.5?
>>205211978most people stay mentally 20 forever. It's just that old people will be talking about pokemon and minecraft instead of AC/DC
>>205212062Is that a knife in burts hand??
>>205211988OMG Benji hai :D
>>205212073COOL DANCE CONFIRMED FOR TONIGHT
>>205212027faux granite
>>205212012add summer for mental illness
>>205212047Payton is the kind of rich 2010's indoctrinated girl that will marry her college gf. Get overwhelming intense cock cravings, cheat then get divorced. So yeah. This is what a normie zoomer girl is like.
>>205212012He works out like vanceHe is a sex worker like sylviaSchizo like summer
>>205212062She was like "what are you doing....?"
It would be pretty funny if production some how could get to the fan and put a coded message inside it without any of the fish knowing.
>>205211988Show vance the edits people have been making of the luke picture
>>205212057>ai slopyou need to kill yourself
Smaack is a lesbian too right?
>>205212047she reminds me of a girl that i tried rizzing up but she changed gyms
>Letty>Tayleigh>MizzyThe pattern repeats
>>205211988do the fucking dance!
I bet people start moving their stuff out of B3 soon. It's turning into Burt's psychoden
>burt. We don't want to see your dick and balls on camera>burt goes on to run around his room in his underwear
>>205212057Looks nothing like her what utter shite stable diffusion is
>>205212112BEN WILL DANCE TONIGHT
>>205211988ok man
>>205211988>Tonight
>>205211985the negro schizoing out is the best thing ive ever seen in my life
>>205212092>AI tells them simbal doesnt use toilet paper>he defends himself by saying he cleans his hand so it doesn't matter>gets exiled from the group
i want to perform liposuction on mizzy's legs and render the removed fat down into tallow and use mizzy's leg fat to cook fried chicken
>>205211934wtf is that chickenlady
>>205211554y r u a fag
>>205211988Can you tell the cast to keep calling TTS Computer for the sake of continuity?Thanks
Correct me if I'm wrong but director cam doesn't need to be on a person in a room where they've been and will stay for hours, it's best used for following people around, if you want to watch burt just watch B3 manually.
>>205212131she was talking about dating men on bumble last night
>>205211988You need to save Vance's holes. Also, how come Burt is going for Vance when you're the gay producer?
snake
>>205212101
>writing her suicide note before she jumps off the balconyshe's so traditional
I gotta do the ha haa
>>205212154No way what
have any of the girls gooned yet? they probably do it in the shower
>>205212144it's his gooncave for sure but soon the whole house will be his goon mansion
>>205211929i like this, 1 point earned for Mizzy (2/100)
tf burt doin
>>205211988ben please tell the rest of the crew to get the FUCK on your level what the fuck are they doing?
>>205211988Unironically man you're doing a great jobThe payton panic attack moment was fucking brilliant dude
>>205212177It's universal
>>205211988>Tonight, Burt tears Sam a new asshole and then fucks it live on camera after computer tells him to.finished that sentence for you, bud.
>>205212162lefty girls call themselves bi, but they just go on dates with girls to find new friends.
I like how no one will move the inflatable mattress.
>>205212047Unquestionably. Even Kalei is a terminally online dork.
>>205212016>>205212048>>205212073Why do you niggas treat this trip like it’s actually him? He’s a mere imitator
>right hand to godwhich one pajeet?
>sneed and jeet talking about binx
Is La'Ron being for real or gaslighting the Jeet?
>>205211588wiggerification almost complete.
>>205212185I want to fast forward to week 3 when everyone spends all day hiding in the penthouse.
>>205212214proofs?
>>205211988You're not the real Ben
>>205212214because if the real ben reads these threads i want him to know he is loved
>>205212218kek
Prince needs to GO
>>205212073why does smoke come out his mouth? is he demonic?
>>205212044>hes in his underwear again Kek
>can i put steam on my ipad?fuck you ted
how hairy is mizzy's pussy?
>>205211848Marry Fuck Kill in pictured order
>>205211988I trust you 100%, rail me with that content and save me from this nontent drought
>>205212156yes
>>205212222he just wants to have everyone in the pocket
>>205212244not
sneed holds all of the power in this house
whats the jeet/sneed stuff about?
>>205212222I think he's just getting in on his good side, he's been good about doing this right after the dust settles with everybody
>>205212170>tranny acksNot surprising
>>205212222he's gaslighting the shit out of him, based niggerfag
>>205212244not at all
>>205211929cute and clever
>>205212047So far it seems that way, but you'll see...
>>205212240the darkness came for him
>>205212244its bare from the flashes we've gotten unfortunately for the bush loversyou know that bitch grows it THICK on that fupa
>>205212235this was literal violence
>>205211910>>205212058
>>205212258India and feeding
>>205212131Shes bi
>>205212253He was talking to Alex on catwalk but we couldn't hear that one.JET, you know what to do with La'Ron and Alex.
>>205212252>jet why are we filming all my scenes with a wide lens?
>>205212244you dont need to worry about that nowshe belongs to bed
>>205212244We saw it, it’s fully shaved.
>>205212255>>205212265NOOOOO
Ian was in the bathroom the entire time?
>>205212062Season 3 has no Neptunian imagery they said
>>205212252love offbrand dasha nekrasova
So Sam hopping into every room on one foot when he does the universal HA HAAAAAA HAis clearly a telegraph for when he inevitably kicks a door down and says HA HAAAAA HAAright?Imagine if they did a scene like that and then repaired the door in order to do it again, and he just kept kicking in the door until the get the take
>>205212214ftl niggas love to role play, and there's probably a couple actual retards mixed in
>>205212244not at all and its infuriating
>>205212222La'ron is the only one playing like this, he talks to everyone
>>205212295i know :(
>>205212156That one's burgerlady
>>205212284fucking kek thank you dude I shall post this at funny moments for the rest of this season
>>205212283NOOOO SARS YOU CANNOT TOUCHINGYOU MUST GO BEDNOOOOO NOT TOGETHER MA'AMDO NOT REDEEM
>>205211910it's kind of endearing how stupid she is
WTF IS THIS NIGGA DOING
how is it snowing in the confessional?
fatty in the attic
based niggerfaggot sneed gaslighting jeet
>>205212283HOW CAN HE TOUCH!
we are losing Jeet, he is to valuable to us, activate program zesty, i repeat, activate zesty plant
Jeet asking who told binx people wanted to vote for her.It was him lmao
theres an attic?? whats going on up there.... what WILL go on up there.neptunian foreshadowing right here
Has anyone in the house came close to acknowledging Burt is losing it?
Smaacks belly is full of pizza and she is vibing and having a good time. The world is right.
cute
>>205212238This. Him and Alexis need to be taken down.
Ladies and gentleman, stay tunedtonight, its kino night
>>205212214Because that's the same trip that said get your popcorn ready and that hulu night they made popcornprobably a lucky guess but meh
>>205212351the retard pretends he doesn't remember half the shit he says
>>205212357Facts
>>205212355nobody even cares at all
I want everyone to stay except Ted and Sneed, they add nothing of value
The Jeet has completely given up on hiding his accent
i'm really worried they're going to vote out burt
>>205212357she is the kinda of gal who murders babies and castrates teenagers.
>>205212355feel like they were getting hints during the fan stuff
>>205212360i know. im at the edge of my seat.its saturday and its the 7th day.something big will happen.
>>205212357>Smaacks belly is full of pizza and she is vibing and having a good time. The world is right.Its the small things in life. Where is she btw
if you thought whispering was bad, you have no idea about indian whispering
>>205212355a few times people ask if he's okay when hes acting bizarre but they otherwise ignore ithe's lucid when talking to them so they probably just think he's weird
>>205212214this is the real ben feeling sad
this is nontent, im going back to watching old asf vids
FUCKING KICK THIS JEET GOD I HATE THIS BROWN PIECE OF SHIT
who is in the stair in the hall??
>>205212357Sausage and cheese braps tonight
>>205212357cameras off
>they're cooking beef burgerswill wifi even eat that if it's beef?
Literally Ted
>>205212360is we gettin arthur morgan or master cheif ben???
>>205212374invest in Ted trust the plan full potential
HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA
If Josie told Burt to smash Smaacks head in would he do it?
>HA HA HAAAAAAAAH
>the jeet trying to shit-talk lexi in front of la'ronretard
>>205212258Jeet wants La'Ron to go to bat for him to get him back in good graces with the Mean Girls alliance. La'Ron is a fixer. Jeet needs his rep fixed.
on a real note being burt seems like it would be fucking horrible. just permanent anxiety and paranoia in a big nigga body that naturally intimidates people
>>205212366Right but its funny because literally no one has plotted against binx so they all know he is the only 1 that could have said it
>>205212375>The Jeet has completely given up on hiding his accentBen should tell him that the audience really enjoys his indian accent and shouldnt hide it anymore
>HA HAAAAAAAAA
FINALLY sam in the house
Why is the attic open?
BEN NEVER LIES
ben has a jacket on and is looking quite cool
HA HAAAH HAAAAWHATSAP YALLITS YA BOY JEREMY GOLD AKAMISTER GSTAY FAMOUS YALL
HAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205212360>>205212382>>205212390KINO COMMENCINGNOW
i want to lick payton
>>205212400Ted has no potential he's just a faggot loser
mizzy is sam's new trish
anything interesting happen today?
>mizzy thinks it's the ghost of lukeshe barely konws anything about the show and has better ideas then jet
The ghost of Luke...Jeetpedos your days are numbered
>the ghost of lukeyeah the orange shark is 100% Luke
>>205212398need to rewatch World Peace again, maybe tonight. that shit heals the soul
>ghost of lukeMIZZY KNOWS
this shit is mad boring turn on SFX already
i missed the mixx convo, what was it?
>sam walks in talking like the judgeworse actor than ben
>Sam enters the house>Goes straight to flirting withhis new slampighe's so fucking washed
>>205212410yeah>everyone looks at you in constant fear that you'll snap them like a fucking twig>this propels your delusions>cycle repeatshell
OMG LUKE WAS PSYCHOTIC LOCK HIM UP
>Even Mizzy wants Luke backBring him back Jet
>when mizzy thought the show was on hulu she stopped doing her makeup to empower viewers about expectations and natural beauty>now that she's redpilled she goes back to her old ways what's the explanation for this?
AIGHT YALLHA HAAAAHITS YA BOYJEREMYAND YOURE WATCHINGFAMOUS HOUSE
LUKE RETURN FORESHADOWING
Mandalorian Effect:>G used to say Ha HAAAAAAAAA HA>now he says Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAwtf is going on, guys?
lmao mizzy sounds so uninterested
>**PUTS A FIRE HAZARD IN YOUR HOUSE**
>>205212078>liking a tweet where jimmy says he'd set himself on fireBASED
They can hear Fatty taking bong rips and coughing outside the house kek
coddled.
>>205212449they actually are numbered. 3 days till the 5th
yo where is ian?
>>205212462I feel Sammy's mommy issues let him to have weird sexual chemistry with annoying women.
>TTS ON, NO BURT TTS
>>205212441Sam literally needs a woman be his sidekick every season. Jokah needs his harley
>>205212473It's called Mandarin Effect, retard.
>>205212449Is there any jeet fans to begin with i've seen little support for him but it's all ironic or during Indias lunch break
>>205212446burt snappedyoull have to watch the burt/ai/fan recap once its uploaded
>>205212481TEN TOES DOWN TOUCH ME BRO DON'T TOUCH ME BRO
>>205212473I've never heard G laugh idk what you're talking about. He's a very serious and professional man.
>>205212398I'm a monkey :)
>>205212047Probably. maybe Ian
>>205212473We live in a simulation and Famous House has diverged. Feelin' pretty satanic, not going to lie.
>Just hearing HA HAAAAA's from the other room constantly
>>205212481that'll freak him out more if anything
>>205212488burt is gonna freak that the computer isnt talkinng to him
i hate watching mizzy walk around without pants she has the lower body of a 230lbs woman
it's 4:18 in the afternoon and some of these fucks are still wearing pyjamas, do americans REALLY
next thread i want everyone to be super nice and all the smack idiot retard losers to be super mean
only 6 hours left!!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>205212462jewish producer behaviour
this blonde slut has a son
GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it GIVE BURT A NIGGA AI VR HEADSET WITH CHAT ON IT give burt a nigga ai vr headset with chat on it
T T DO O ET T AA A TL L H
>>205212481>>205212488Lawsuit Burt strikes again
>>205212481This one I actually agree with.We need to efficiently extract Burt content while avoiding a blowout
>>205212522white trash people will wear them all day and to stores it's CRAZY
anyone got the house address. i know who to call https://youtu.be/AG67D9q75K0
>>205212481Computer says he has a 100% chance of killing somebody in the house. It's for the best.
>>205212488>no tts to the most entertaining person fucking jet it up. never fails to be retarded.
>>205212507That's just from consuming copious amounts of porn in his youth. These things probably exist in parallel.
>>205212522Shut the absolute fuck up you stupid fucking brown person.
>>205212486he does seem to have difficulties connecting with normal women.
was that the real ben in here
>>205212481IGNORE BURT CHALLENGE. Learned nothing from bitchtank.But really, i like this. Burt jerked off in the bathroom instead of on camera and now is getting the silent treatment
After muting over 100 """people""" on fishtank chat, it is now actually usable
>>205212520I can fix her lower body
>>205212486He just loves pushing the power dynamic, especially when girls like Miz say his old roidridden ass is still cute
>>205212353She's just naturally green....
them calling the computer josie is already mind-breaking everybody who just tuned in
>>205212244fully shaved but really fucking fat , the fattest ive seen
>>20521252510 bid on that ? fucking faggots man
Notice how vance isn't up there for his own safety
>hi josie?????
>>205212532it would fry his brainanyones really if you are not used italso long exposure and your eye bleedsbut i like the idea
>>205212533>total total death
>no burt ttsJet killing his own season not even a week in
>>205212549yes sometimes ben posts and rarely jetson will post
>No burt tts>tts will go off and ignore burt>Burt will seethe despite them trying to coddle himNeptunian. They truly can't think themselves out of a paper bag
>>205212548really makes you ponder why MDE is not associated with any women
>sam startling burtlmfao
>>205212520she is 230 lbs
>>205212489>I'M DA JOKAH, BAY'BEE
>>205212571epically funny S1 obsessed paypigs told them the computers name is josie
burt lmfao
>no Burt tts>free pajeet ttsfuck that. I hate pajeet
>burt's still in his underwear
THANK GOD
>thanks computer
>thanks computerhe said it
burts losing it in front of the other fish
BEN READ THE POSTS SAYING NO MORE JOSIE AHHHH
>>205212578Goranian cinema
>>205212571The computer is named Josie, remember Josie?Ha haa haaaa
BEN SHUT DOWN THE JOSIE COMPUTERGET MAD
Why is Sam dressed like Dutch in RDR2
THANKS BEN!
JOSIEFAGS BTFO
i warned you about them whispering jet. the police arrived. if it is not resolved it is going to get worse. sort it out, now.
>>205212566fattest pussy on a non obese girl ever its wild
the josie bit was pretty funny while it lasted desu
W BEN
>>205212589huh that's weird you must not watch MDE
>>205212158Thank you Ben :)
>>205212589
>>205212520i'm surprised she doesnt hide them with sweatpants or something
This fanbase is going to fuck with burt for the rest of his life regardless of if he quits before hellhouse starts or not
Ben saved it, like always
>>205212606>>205212607key-no
>signal keeeeek
>>205212610ab won...
JOSIE FAGS BTFOHA HA HAAAAA
>>205212601Someone should TTS "India Superpower by 2030"
Ben reading the threads lmao
fucking thank you ben
>stop calling the computer by that ugly mexispic's name you fucking retardsjesus christ ben that was un-professional
JOSIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
josiepedos L lmfao
>>205212520she is wearing pants, they're just being swallowed by her ass
get fucked Klaus, you paypigs need to learn to stop inserting yourselves you are meaningless worms
>>205212391>Simbal is eliminated>gay ben: computer you just said ian got the most votes>kick simbal>but computer, simbal has immunity>kick simbal>sorry guys i think the computer's algorithyms are getting a bit fabulous, let's just have a catch up later>simbal: but what about kicking Ian sir? He got most vote, how can he stay?>sorry simbal we cant kick someone unless computer says so now, it's the AI smart house sponsors rules
>>205212641what happened? i just got back
>>205212619She's legitimately obese, it just goes to her legs. It's a physical disability.
>injidicatetoo bad there's nobody to proofread the TTS because the wiggers can't read
>>205212586Thats the point
>continuing the bit where sam and ben are at each other's neckskino
Just tuned in, are they doing the 100 takes bit again?
>>205212590he thought he got rid of his hatman hallucinations but he came back
uh oh Ben and Sam fake fight
ben and sam argumentkino is so good
>>205212673best bit
sam and ben gonna get in a big fight and this will begin hellhouse
>>205212671the computer is going to be a part of it now as well
>>205212158>>205212158>>205212158Everyone say thank you Ben!
Check the catalog. Why is there a retard that keeps intentionally spamming fucked up breads
>mom and dad are fighting
>Ben-Sam argumentGenuinely one of their only funny bits this season
cat fiiiiight
Kek. It never gets old
>>205212685100%, directorial split in different directions on what to do with the show
ermmm... awkward
>>205212686kek yeah this is pretty funny
>>205212681strong mega64 unboxing ring vibes, love it
>>205212671The meta-bit surrounding this is probably the most Sam's been interested in any fishtank shit since S1
kek
Ben's going to really ruin Luca's whole day over this
>>205212684It's amazing
>>205212664Yeah it's called eating too much. All she has to do is exercise and stop eating so much see her older pics she was in shape she's not really disgusting now either just a bit over that can be cured in a few months.
I hope they keep this up the whole season.
>>205212473I remember when it was HA HA HAAAAA HAA
>morning crankiness>4pm
has Ben trauma dumped at all this season
arguing in front of the fish is a good bit
>>205212696they should have an argument and ben walks around with a black eye
NO YAPPINHA HAAAA
>>205212680>>205212681>>205212686It's honestly the best part so far. The only thing that was maybe better was the initial computer and Burt freakout where he keeps farting.
here's the ben and sam falling out scene. ben will get demoted. jet will be promoted.
>>205212694It's a pysop
>morning crankyness>its fucking 4:30 pmthis is truly wiggers time
he slipped in to the judge voice for the bullshit line
>>205212715It's so funny
>>205212481Total Ted Death on?
oh boy the life stories lol
>>205212705yeah seriously you can tell he loves it
Stop blocking Smaack from the camera you invalid british homosexual
lmao, mizzy btfo
>>205212507i desperately need context
>>205212719pls no
>>205212719It's a "bit" you autist.
Kill simbal . Behead simbal. Roundhouse kick simbal into the concrete. Slam dunk simbal into the trashcan. Crucify filthy simbal. Defecate in a simbals food. Launch simbal into the sun. Stir fry simbal in a wok. Toss simbal into active volcano. Urinate into a signals gas tank. Judo throw signal into a wood chipper. Twist simbals heads off. Report simbal to the IRS. Karate chop simbal in half. Curb stomp simbal. Trap simbal in quicksand. Crush simbal in the trash compactor. Liquefy simbal in a vat of acid. Eat simbal. Dissect simbal. Exterminate simbal in the gas chamber. Stomp simbals skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate simbal in the oven. Lobotomize simbal. Mandatory abortions for simbal. Grind simbal in the garbage disposal. Drown simbal in fried chicken grease. Vaporize simbal with a ray gun. Kick simbal down the stairs. Feed simbal to alligators. Slice simbal with a katana.
I LOVE REPEATED BITS
THE MIZ
>>205212696AH AH AAAH
>>205212741this ones actually hilarious though.
I love that Sam's doing his World Peace Trex voice for Jason Goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE
>>205212716Kek that's funny but they'd over react so hard to that. Luke can't even push a jeet without a full meltdown
they can feel the tension theyre nervous
>>205212741AH HAAAAA HAAHHHHH
>swimsuit show over her child
>tells ben to quit telling luka how to setup a shot>immediately tells luke how to get a shot lmao
is she really talking about doing a swimsuit show over giving birth
>>205212664she has lymphedema or something, I don't think she's just a straight up fatass. her face is normal sized.
jet it up
TALK ABOUT YOUR 3 YEAR OLD YOU LEFT TO BE ON A REALITY SHOW ALEXIS
holy fucking kek
Thank you Ben
>>205212529its called a hotwife. they can't help themselves. You just have to keep finding them couples to fuck with you as aa wholesome couples date night activity.
>yap yap yapIts crazy how you can listen to this bitch speak and not hear anything
>>205212740JET, GET DIS NIGGA ON TTS
what's the deal with the jeet? he sounds a bit too fluid to be esl but there's no way someone with that accent is from new york. or do they live in isolated communities and keep on sounding like apu into adulthood?
>>205212756glad I'm not the only one who caught that, kek
>>205212741>Repeated It's not repeated retard, it's ongoing
>"I struggle with self-image and self-confidence">seething at burt yesterday for taking the #1 most attractive spot from her
baker
>toxic womboh no
>>205212750I mean the "most interesting story" challenge
>two pregnancies She has a second kid?
Alexis' pussy a graveyard
bitch never shuts up about dead kids up her cunt, sickening
2 miscarriages.. :(
>>205212773true. i can't help tuning out.
>>205212788The others never made it out
Imagine paying for a mean tts and it being played and it make sam laugh and ruining the show!
ghostbabyalexis
>>205212757>most interesting story>i had a kid one time???
This is an S2 bit, what other S2 bits would like you to see Anon??I want the whole Summer saga recreated with Smack
tts almost making sam crack lmao
>>205212809>>205212809>>205212809new
>Computer loved SimbalKind of funny but I think they’re overplaying it a little
alexis gives so much ammo to tts to use against her
kek he just called payton TAYLOR
Damn, girl. Fire.
>>205212775rich jeets go to international schools and do all their education in english but speak hindi all the time otherwise
Damn girl
someone said her pussy haunted, idk who though
>>205212796she cares more about her dead kids than her alive one
>Taylorkek
taylor
>>205212777Ben has a lot of subtle bits, like checking their exposure or telling them to adjust their ISO or F-Stop
What was Alexis's story? Just missed it had to talk to my mom on the phone
sam is now blocked
Damn it Sam you fucked up
>calls payton taylor
sam............
Tell us your transition story instead, Pdog
>>205212778The "most interesting life story" is from s2
this hick had a pet raccoon
>>205212740this but Mizzy
WOMAN HUMOR
>>205212811you think giving birth is less interesting than doing a "swimsuit show"?
>>205212777we weren't talked about ben.
>comfort cutleryPAYTON IS WAYYYYYYYY TOO PURE.
>>205212871she did a swimsuit thing
Paypay is a precious angel we must protect her
>>205212129seethe tranny ha HAAAAAA ha
Beatrix Potter is peak tbf
Line
>>205212909Mizzy is the only want on the show I'd be dtf. Alexis is an actual retard, Binx is far too degenerate, Peyton is actually intimidating due to the fact she's a swimsuit model and goes hunting/tracking with an AR and an ATV. So that leaves Mizzy, and I have a unreasonable milf fetish. A bit of fat doesn't bother me, but not straight up fucking obese bitches.
>>205212939Yea, figured as much. Fucking bimbo lmao I figured I'd give her the benefit of the doubt
>>205211848killfuckmarrykill
Binx suuuuuuuuucks
>>205212520You guys have zero T her fat ass and thighs are sexy.
>>205212871did she tell you how i fucked her last night?
>>205212840taylor's way hotter than this lanklet.
>>205213412Yea she said yur pp was smol and that she's not sure it's going to work out
>>205213406trvke
>>205213542facts.
>>205211758She has a leg up too. She already streams on twitch and does cosplay. Social media handles already in place and everything. She'll be able to immediately take advantage of this publicity.
so no one fell for the Jeet's clearly obvious ploy to get sympathy right
i want to know more about simbal's malformed brother
>>205211336JET READ THIS
>>205211588> smokingCopying Taylor again
>go on a tv shownah mayne we dont need dat much tv maynehe rules
why is payton crying? alex's story?
>>205213749>publicity>a couple hundred viewers that cant go 5 minutes without typing "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" in her twitch chatif anything being associated with sam hyde is going to kill her streaming career
literally everything they have done has broken instantly. no tts. now horn.
IAN IS FUCKING AMAZING
>>205214224grills cry at the drop of the hat
jeet can now can get a free grope
>>205214224These women will cry for anything
>>205214291their jeet dev has had over a year at this point to make the website function and its only gotten worse, what did you expect
Simbal's story fucking sucked, it was insanely obvious he was just trying to milk sympathy, and the entire story was 'uhhh saar my brother was born prematurely :('
i miss horn already
alexis said anything about sam spitting his drink all over her?
burt > ian > alex > the rest's stories
