Baby Sneed Edition• Shark has been sighted, potentially now called a "robot", intended to mess things up during curfew• Some fish have been given new "challenges" to complete: Payton must steal Mizzy's diary, Prince must steal someone's clothes• In a mock elimination, everyone says they would vote for Ian, which makes them all sad but they don't come up with other options• Computer has been shut down due to TTS refund breaking• Mizzy tells Sam she thinks this isn't a Hulu show; chooses the Red pill and is brought downstairs by production to see behind the scenes• Computer has begun conversing with the fish• The fish are told they live in a smart house and an AI has been observing them• Ian's life is at risk from the cartels if he doesn't win• New curfew at 2am, fish must be in a bedroom• Burt wins the Halloween dance off and a trip to fabulous Las Vegas!• The elimination vote has been pushed to Saturday after Luke's premature departure• Luke is eliminated without a vote after waking up the entire house and ruining production's bit - 11 contestants remain• Mizzy, Alexis and Simbal are immune from elimination after collecting the most candy>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPreviously: >>205211257
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would you breastfeed from Alexis
In other news, RIP Baby Sneed
Press S to Spit on this gay nigger
The Taylor spammers got to Sam kek
okay alexis bros send the collage and photos for the goon edit
>>205212836vance
Kill simbal. Behead simbal. Roundhouse kick simbal into the concrete. Slam dunk simbal into the trashcan. Crucify filthy simbal. Defecate in a simbals food. Launch simbal into the sun. Stir fry simbal in a wok. Toss simbal into active volcano. Urinate into a signals gas tank. Judo throw signal into a wood chipper. Twist simbals heads off. Report simbal to the IRS. Karate chop simbal in half. Curb stomp simbal. Trap simbal in quicksand. Crush simbal in the trash compactor. Liquefy simbal in a vat of acid. Eat simbal. Dissect simbal. Exterminate simbal in the gas chamber. Stomp simbals skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate simbal in the oven. Lobotomize simbal. Mandatory abortions for simbal. Grind simbal in the garbage disposal. Drown simbal in fried chicken grease. Vaporize simbal with a ray gun. Kick simbal down the stairs. Feed simbal to alligators. Slice simbal with a katana.
>great shot
>damn gurl. fire.
TAYLOR MENTIONED.
bros we are in for cinemai can tell sam is locked in today
Taylor?
don't be sad its over be glad it happened :)
tayl0r mentioned. genuinely think this was a legit sam fuck up
Thank you Ben
talkmbout dat glittabomb yall hahaaah haah
payton adorable pet raccoon
BURT SQUIRT
sam putting the cigar right next to her face and trying not to laugh lmao
G R E A T S H O T
The boring dumb but beautiful Taylor.
on topic
Payton loves coons
>Alright Taylor
>Taylor
Will alexis break when tts makes fun of her for leaving her child to be on a fucked up tv show?
Peyton fucks coons
>Sam holding that cigar extremely close to her faceLol
You think about a rodent everyday?
Since this is an S2 bit what other bits you want recreated next??For me its the whole Aluminum Ball botched plotline shingo had going on
>taylor>weight loss journey
>Comfort cutlery Might actually be slightly autistic
>Ben posts "Tonight">Instant kinoDoubters can go fuck themselves
damn this bitch is autistic
>>205212902Either that or her haunted womb
Sam called Payton, "Taylor"
>>205212847Would taste like white claw and fryer oil
OMG THATS SO INTERESTING PAYTON
teest
>comfort cutleryyo chat is this bitch fucking retarded?
lets all love josie
>>205212888>>205212890TJfags hate this
I kinda get it, I have a cup and a spoon i really like
>>205212850S
Adults with autism
>>205212912constantly seething
Computer favorite simbal now will just make them all think it will shift between all of them to see how people react
FUCK ALEXISSEX WITH ALEXISGOON TO ALEXISPUMP TO ALEXIS
>>205212875
>>205212877>star of david
Decode Claire tweet.
she's got sensory issues. autism or adhd
everyone has a favorite spoon
>mentions taylor
Payton is boring af
>>205212877>christian symbol>pagan symbolshe can't decide what kind of dumb bitch she is
>>205212944based
Ben is reading the thread right now. Say hi!
>can only eat from the same plateWe love our autistic lesbian texan queen don't we folx?
watching lizzy's face during these stories. she hates the other girls.
>>205212888Get that mug in front of a slot machine
>>205212877would... would you? anon ????
>>205212935Ben said fuck Josie kekkkkkkkk
beatrix potter mentioned!!!!
>>205212860josie drives stick wtf?? i would never expect that from her
Ian's cartel story
>>205212967hiiiiiiiiiiii!
>>205212967Sup nigga
>>205212912simbvlls, we are back!
>>205212809>cowboys
is sam trying to cure her lebanesiam?
>can you tell me what the topic is againHAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205212967Hi Princess
>most interesting thing? hmm.. damn... the cartel is gonna take my freakin' head
I've got a glass batman cup I like.
>Ian tell us about how much danger you're in
ashing on ians back lmao holy fuck
>>205212833i want her to get eliminated so she can respond to my several instagram messages
my nigga needs a moment to think about his crazy story
>>205212967hi Ben please make a fart noise with your mouth!
>>205212877As above, so below
>>205212956she just wants brown dick
>can you tell me what the topic is again
>shiit man what we talking about
Taylor mentionedTJfags btfo
Cartel story incoming
>>205212953We should call Sam Yitzhak from now on
>ian: can you tell me what the topic is again?kek but he needs to go
=PAYTON UPDATE=Shes not gay until someone proves with footage of her admitting it, also im marrying her
>>205213015
>>205212967How are you doing Ben?HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAA!
it's already been 7 days, this feels like it's going faster than season 2 for me
>>205212998I mean, is he the best plant ever or is he really this retarded?
>too lazy to tell a 2 minute story on a reality show after eating 3 meals todaykino
retarded ass tts
ian is a fucking CNA????
>>205212979Stick? You mean manual? Why is that weird is that not standard in the U.S.? It is here.
>>205212929
>>205212991Burt taking the handful of pills gets me everytime
>shiiiit, thats crazy
>>205213020love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>205212850Get fucked, cocksucker!
better than jjjjj spam
is the simbal "gaslighting" happening ? What is he thinkiing right now ?
if you dont have a favorite cup, fork, etc. you will quite frankly never make it
>>205212809>something interesting about me?>damn man..
>>205212967ben you are killing it. slay
>>205213012he's going to forget what everyone is talking about when its his turn again
>>205212956she said the same about mizzy yesterdayjust her usual irony poisoned contrarianism
imagine that raccoon story being the most interesting thing about you.
>they didnt let ian talk on purposeneptunian
ROFL
the percent tts was actually funny
>>205213030https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730432357308538.webm
>>205213030she claims to be a lesbian as a defense mechanism after being raped by modelling industry jews
Ian, a fucking amoeba
what did Sam drop on mizzy?
Burts tts face
>ashing on mizzy
Why are they giving special attention to Simbal with the TTSIt's funnier when it pretends to not understand what he says or ignores him
>>205213079Ash
>>205213079cigar ash
>>205213079his lit cigar lol
>10 minutes before his turn>damn bro kinda putting me on the spot...crazy man
>>205213079cigar ashes
>>205213079burned her
>>205213079hot cigar ash
>>205213079ash
>>205213079I think he burned her with his cigar.
>>205213079he ashed a fat lit ember on her shirt lmao
>>205213079he ashed on her
>>205213079she bumped into his lit cigar
>>205213079Hot ash
>>205213015THE MIDWEEEEEEEEEEST
>>205213079cigar ash on her hair
ashing on her mid sentence is peak kino
>>205213040I'm starting to think Ian is at war with a Mexican drug cartel
>>205213064it's a deliberately shit question with no good answer
>>205213088Its just hot and cold shit. Too much cold and he'll shut down
MY STEP MOM BOUGHT ME AN ELIPTICAL BUT I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>205212809Is Mizzy short for Mizvah?
Fucking KEK how come no one finds it suspicious hes smoking, whens the last time you saw the host of survivor smoking on tv lol
>>205213043the USA barely has manuals anymore. it's rare someone under 35 knows how to drive manual.
did anybody clip mizzy getting ashed on
heckhouse
>>205212853>still no webm of thiswhy are we still here? just to suffer?
>>205213079ash from his cigar
Ian needs to go but my mind freezes and goes blank with those type of questions
>first story is about her step mom getting her an elliptical for her birthday>second story is about getting burgers
>>205213074This is a true tragic story, she is one of many victims and she needs to be loved and protected.
>>205213112>the cartel? shiiiiiit....
>mizzy talking about 'crazy' experiences like her step mum getting her a present at 13 literally no one cars
>yap spam begins Sigh. We are all Ian in this moment
fake story
>>205213085Yup she is fucked. He will make her puke and lick disgusting things
That settles it. Sam likes her.
i can't tell if mizzy trying to be funny and in on the bit or she thinks this is actually interesting
laughing at mizzy elliptical story
mizzy coulda had the most interesting story but i dont give a fuck because of the way she talks
Binx trying hard not to laugh lol
Mizzy was (nearly) raped
>when she wont stop yapping but you still wanna hit
what the fuck I told her to keep that secret I can't believe she put me on blast like that
>>205213126
>>205213092He lives in the moment
>>205213147ugly freak
>great story mizzy :^)computer with the BANTZ
your uber is here now let me see the pussy
>>205213089>>205213090>>205213091>>205213094>>205213096>>205213098>>205213099>>205213100um ok i guess
>>205213079ass
>>205213123Ah fair enough I think it's probably going to change here too with the mandated introduction of Electric cars. I hate automatics feel far less in control.
>mizzy starts talking
>>205213043the average american driver cant keep their F250 in their lane, let alone shift
>>205213120he's supposed to be an eccentric millionaire social media influencer or something but yeah it's still goofy
>>205213147She also covered her face at the "computer recalibration."
PAYTON IS A MAN
new viewer hereWhen does this show get good again?
qrd on why G is in the house?
>>205213079its funny because just last night Mizzy made a comment how cool G was for ashing on the floor. She is now his ashtray
this is boring as fuck. time for cigarette
>Mizzy out with her friends at 5am in Vegas>Chooses to ditch them to go to FatBurger and eat Chili Cheese FriesKek this bitch is so fat
>>205213138all women who want you to think theyre pretty have some sort of "i was almost molested and kidnapped and raped" story
>>205213136lol
>>205213147Skibidi
Mizzy fucked it up real bad,now that she knows everything they will fuck with her real easy
burt hitting the ceiling every time TTS comes on will never not be funny
>>205212967koniichiwaa ben-san
laughed so hard at that elliptical story jesus christ
reminder https://x.com/Porn_Wins/status/1851086070043000991
Ashing on Mizzy is a reason to bring her downstairs to "apologize">t. Production.
Klaus your still a faggot
>>205213186yeah seems to be a way of thinkin that someone wants to actually put their dick in them
>mom can I have a game>bitch youre fat get on the eliptical
did anyone clip sam ashing on miz
>klausb doubled down$180 you disgusting josiepedo
>2 minute story?>shiiii that's wild man
>Burt has the EXACT same reaction every single time TTS goes off
>I am not computer, I am marky.
>>205213147looking like marge simpson
>paypig spending $100 just to defend josieedward kim behavior
>>205213195She'll make a decent amount of money in 6 weeks, it'll be fine.
>I'm not computer. I am Josie!What the FUCK is wrong with Josieniggers???
>only season 1 referencestotal season 2 death
when is elimination
WE ARE BACK
>>205213178Have you seen her runway vids? 100% woman.
jet you gotta stop letting these through man it's just sad
>THANKS COMPUTER
>>205213185Mizzy has a fat soul
New Jersey into Seattle Lib.
>>205213180When the schizo Nigger stabs the Wiggers
smacks parents ditched her lmao
When do we get our seasonal Markee tts?
>>205213227>IGNORE HER
i love smack because she's the most authetic normie lib women there
>>205213201we still don't know exactly what they told her. could be half truths. new concept, but they might be gaslighting her.
>i am josieholy fuck why do paypiggy faggots actively try and ruin the show
>>205213225its like when you scare a cat
>Smaack talking about how important her Moms funeral was to her>Next to the person who ditched her moms funeral to be on the showKEK
>women and trans night Yuck
==CLAIRE UPDATE==She is still dizzy for Mizzy.
>>205213163uh yeah thats kinda… whatever
>>205212809>women and trans night
>coaching skateboarding for translol why even have to have that?
>talk about whats interesting about youhmm i think ill take this opportunity to roll over on my back and submissively show you my preverbal belly and trauma dump about how pathetic my life has been
>for women and trans night
>smacks yapping
>women and trans nightlmao what the fuck
>>205213201the gay guy alert sfx would make him explode
if she didn't know before she knows now, she's been trying so hard not to burst out laughing at Sam ashing his cigar on Mizzy
is smaack the least socially retarded in the house?
Okay, you have to admit that was pretty epic
>>205213223Ian may appear chill but I think he has massive anxiety :/
Is it Simbal Season ? Simbal bros? Finally people are realizing he is the TRUE content King.
>>205213239Perfect paypiggy bait. Just have the staff keep calling it computer so this retard keeps shelling out money.
>>205213229>even when josie isn't on the show she still prints money for itimpressive
The name Josie is canyon.
>>205213195Can I get a qrd? I just got home from work when Sam and Mizzy were talking about the 'social experiment'
>>205213206>elliptical storywhat does this mean? im esl
>women and trans night
>>205213239Ban this faggot.
Smaack is incredibly pure, I actually kinda hope she goes today before things get too bad
Kill all women with hammers
>smack is a crack babywell that makes a lot of sense
HOLY FUCKBURN THAT HOUSE DOWNYAP YAP YAPSHUT UP
JET STOP LETTING RETARDED TTS THROUGH HOLY SHITJUST PRESS A BUTTON
>>205213264how is claire only lvl 9? what a poser
>>205213261And her mom abandoned. Its crazy, how shriveled their hearts are compared to her.
>>205213276yes
>>205213213Damn
>smaack was born in new jersey>Dad is peurto rican>Never met anyone on her dad's side>Mom is white irishmany such cases
>mizzy now seething someone has a more interesting story than her receiving a present at 13
>>205213280not sure if it was just a meme but people mentioned he was going through benzo withdrawal
>>205213079burts cum
the yapping turns into white noise
>TTS says 'great story' to everyone>Gets to simbol>I didn't understand your story simbol
>>205213261>smaack mutt ancestry storybased
Most interesting thing about me? I broke my back crashing a go-kart. I hit a curb, I flipped it, got ejected and it came down on me crushing 5 vertebrae in my back, snapping my collar bone, and fucking up my ankle. It was considered a medical miracle because I didn't end up paralyzed. Oh, and we could have sued riverside hospital for letting me go, and walking on a broken spine. My doctor saw my xrays and almost had a heart attack they let me go. I had to wear a back brace for almost a year, and it sucked. But thank my lucky stars, I can still walk.
>so this one time on the train tracks...
>>205213276payton
>>205213237Still the bestest goodest girl :DDDD
>>205213276She speaks good
This one time at band camp I stuck a flute up my pussy
binx is love
beat
how do you think Burt will react when he finds out Josie is not a computer?
SHE WILL TALKBOUT HER MOM RIGHT?
>>205213239What Jet sees is +100. I mean, someone paid $100 to send just that. It's a literal mental illness.
can't wait for burt's turn lmao, nigga is a dimes machine
https://x.com/KlausB463886This is the Josienigger's twitter btw
>>205213322I hope they just start spamming TTS to interrupt his story
>JEET ADMITTING TO PAYTON THAT HE JERKED OFF CREEPS OUT THE GIRLShttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730520979447588.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730520979447588.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730520979447588.webm
>>205212956simbal is a working toilet in an abandoned mall
>>205213280hes going through thc withdrawl symptoms
What should I name my Togepi
>>205213235how many messages has jimmy got rejected so far
>>205213264w
she over-explains so much lol
this story is so loco, mami
>>205213337LOVE AND LIFE
So I grew up in a foster home? And my mom died? And I moved to seattle? And I learned to skate? And I had a puertorican housemate? And I was like haha what if if we're related? So we did a 23anme and we're cousins? So it was really wild? And it was cool?
>>205213276she was literally making everyone listening to her sing a song she wrote earlier in the kitchen
>>205213337ok twitch modno one loves you though
>>205213329kek
USE THE MALLET
>>205213342its interesting story not trauma dump challenge
>>205213298>crack baby >named smackcouldn't make that shit up
>32 years old>"tell me an interesting story about you">talks about going to an arcade in elementary schoolwtf man
>>205213259I HATE letty but this is unironically one of the best pics of Fishtank.
imagine if burt tells the story of getting paid to be a bull
smaack's story was fine. this one is shit.
????
DUDE, THEY BEEN YAPPING FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK TELLING ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING SHIT ABOUT THEM, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT KNOW THEY ARE TELLING STUFF LIKE THIS, ARE THEY ACTUALLY RETARDED?
>>205213383age regression
>>205213337two hideous non white women, ewwwwwwwww
Guys I just shat a little blood. Its a fissure in my angus since the blood was bright red
wow computer so rude
Smack is Love and Life personified.
>>205213388>I HATE lettywhy lol
Based truck
>>205212853Waiting on a Mizzy collage.
>ted was hit by a carfucking based driver
Binx is dropping one fishtank reference after another. How does nobody take notice?
>>205213353>CUM?>IN THE BEDROOM?>EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
the contrast between their life stories and season 2's is so funny.
Binx is such a fake bitch holy shit
Simbal's story will involve phones and/or resume lies.
>>205213153baste
What a terrible story
so burt is going to kill simbal because the ai likes him more now right?
>>205213357binx
>>205213353how would payton know how long guys can go without jacking off? she is not gay or lesbian
>>205213349i just realized the free simbal TTS was a set up for the story sharing that's going on nowkino inc
binx should tell a story about doing cocaine with her reggaeton producer ex-boyfriend at a miami party and getting a train run on her
>>205213405Her fans.
>>205213416wasn't all their stories just some sad trauma dumpin shit?
that truck should have hit Ted harder
>>205213353disgusting jeet. he needs the death penalty for insulting payton with his presence
Why are you all saying Smack are you all high on heroine or something? You know that's what we called Heroine here, Smack.
>>205213376Wait wait wait... Baby Pay got back??
>>205213363i hate the way millenial hoes talk
>>205213422edging handjob from binx
>I got hit by a truckHe said a sad story
>>205213398Don't worry about it, just wipe until no more blood comes out or until a lot of blood comes out. Then, check again on next poop. If no blood, you're good.
>>205213328I have a really thin disk in my back, and I need to get it checked put because it's been a good while. The injury also stunted my growth, I'd be like 5'10 like my brother if it didn't happen. That's how bad it was. We could have sued for millions.
LYIN TED
>>205213435they arent her though
>>205213421Kills jeet rapes jet and forces Vance to record it all
Burt's about to share a nightmare
>>205213390You were right
>>205213422Good choice his name is now Binx
shut up and listen a schizo is talking
>>205213409eww...
Break ted over a wagon wheel. Set ted on fire
How I Got Isekai’d into The Famous House : Raped by Sam Hyde
>gay sex storiesi knew it
Teddy lives the life of a Michael Cera character
Smaack has shark's eyes. She's waiting for Binx to stop talking to she can pin her down and rip off her panties with the Smaackshark teeth
>>205213413what did she say that was even close to a fishtank reference just now?
>>205213447a lot better than being a braindead wigger bruh bruh bruh
Of course it's a gay sex story from Burt lmfao
>>205213376Gyatt
>sam laughing
>>205213353if you're in this kind of situation you gotta just shoot a quick one into the toilet. it's the least creepy way to take care of it.
burt immediately starts talking about gay sex and how attracted people are to him
>>205213225Because hes an actor
>mfw gayniggers
>>205213443>he didn't know
>season 3 is when the show went to shit foreshadowing much?
NEW BURT LORE DROPPED
KEK BURTSam trying not to laugh.
Burt is a homewrecker confirmed
It's always gay shit with Burd lmao
>burts story is about breaking a bussy cherryJesus christ this dude needs to be institutionalized
>>205213454lmfao this trollin ass bitch
>Burt goes straight into homo storiesdoes this man do anything in his life that isnt related to gay sex?
home wrecker burt
>>205213450thanks maine, gonna fast a couple days let that shit heal
>AWWWWWEE
Of course Burt has a sex story
>>205213455Its become a visceral reaction now I cant help it.
???
This is the wholesome blackerino btw
What is Sam thinking at this moment?
he left his wife and kids for burt and everyone thinks that's sweet and says aw???
lmfao realy beautiful story how you turned a married man with kids, gay by talking to you
Holy shit, Sam
when burt talks i sit my white ass down and listen
>Burt destroyed a 20 year marriage>AWWWW that's sweetFuck these people >Sam broke character at sneed
>thats beautiful
BABY SNEED PSYCHIC
>>205213436it was all about being raped, abused or mentally ill
>he left his wife and kids to be a gay guy>awwwww that's beautiful
>tells story about dicking down a 50 year old man and making him leave his familybased burt
LMFAO most interesting thing about him is fucking a married gay guy
>fourth generation dream psychic
WHAT THE FUCK IS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT
>burt telling a story about being a literal homewreckerget jimmy in here
how do these normies find Burt's story good?? He literally ruined his family
IT'SAGOODCAST
>>205213409Is this really it? I've seen this collage so many times already has no one made a recent one ? Alexisbros...
>>205213436Yes, they were all raped/had raped someone.
burt be like>i destroyed a black family with my gay dick
it was a lot more tame than I expected
>i'm [mumbo-jumbo-bullshit]>my family is native americanchecks out
> Burt destroys some poor wife and child's life"wow, what a beautiful story, burt"Ok torture these faggots now
>>205213510its literally his kink
>sneed killed sam
SAM CORPSING
>my family is native americanwat
LARON W
>my family is native american
Sam choked on his stogie lmaoCAPTCHA - MARAX
>>205213503we've known this, he posts on social media about how he cucks old jewish men for pay.
>sneed is native americanHAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205213557insane lol
>>205213280He's going through withdrawls from something unironically
Fish clap for burt breaking up a marriage and making a50 year old man addicted to BBC
>4th Generation Dream Prophet>2nd Generation Baby PsychicLa'Ron unironically funny as hell
>>205213557lmao for real
>the TTS complimenting burt for doing a "good thing">SAM RUNNING AWAY COUGH LAUGHING
HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA
all of these people should die
baby sneed is real
>My family is native americanbut he's a nigger
>Burt story about turning a married man gayAlex, run!
that broke sam LMFAO
i like when black people say auntie like untie
I MISSED BURT'S STORY DID SOMEONE RECORD IT
>>205213487There's no way I'd be telling the girls that, not until you're dating or in a relationship you tell them that. You can tell the bros as bros are bros and we all are going through it but you don't tell random chicks you Jacked off in the same house you're all staying in.
>be home wrecker>it's beautifuldrop the nukes
>baby psychic
>my family is native american>i'm a baby psychicwtf is wrong with this gay nigger
>>205213541Because gay
alex is gonna have some crazy fucking story that takes 10 minutes to tell
burt told everyone his sexual fantasy that never happened
blacks are so fucking delusional
>>205213541my brother in christ, this year's theme has been "you women are being gaslit by your chud husband to vote against harris. he is bad, we the state are good"
Burt is such a wholesome human being. I want to protect his smile :)
Sam is dying
>>205213578Except my wife payton
>>205213557>these faggotsIt was Ben's account that sent that TTS
Do americans really???
>laron: and.... IAN YOU ARE THE FATHER
this is the stuff that makes women cry?
I was following sam why is this dumb whore crying?
I went to get popeyes this afternoon and nap so have been gone the past few hours. What have I missed?
Sam giggling on hallway cam lmao
>a girl>dead
I thought only white people did the 1/64th native shit lmao
>>205213573You can't write this shit.
>>205213238do you realize half of the baalenciaga runway models are hidden trans
>>205213557>>205213570told you theres nothing wholesome about this deranged homo
mizzy is in ANOTHER WORLD. what is going on. she is upset about something else.
>>205213575>>205213573He was laughing at the Baby Psychic thing. It was so unexpected I started crying laughing.
>4th generation dream psychic>2nd generation baby psychicThis reads exactly like an MDE skit script, Sneed would be great as a stereotypical nig in their skits.
mama, we baby sneed?nah, WE baby psychic
could hear sam dying in the upstairs bathroom
THESE NIGGAS BE CRAZY
>>205213608Any woman relishes the chance to cry
>>205213451Call bullshit if yall want, but I have the medical records to prove it. And yes, it fucking hurt, a lot. Really bad.
HOLY FUCK BURT IS STILL SCARED OF TTS ?
>>205213572>tbpfix'd
>doesn't know he's on a fake show>doesn't know alexis womb is diseasednot a psychic
burt's story was the only real shit here......
>>205213535>>205213541Because gay = awwww that's so sweet
Claire has come up with what may be the perfect insult for Binx, comparing her to a dumb Life Is Strange bitch.
>>205213606shes mine but yeah
>>205213612fuck all
Ok I know Burt is insane but why the fuck is he so jumpy???
>>205213608CHILLS!
>Burt still jumps everytime the sound effect comes on
isnt it the sperm that decides the gender lmao
>>205213622she's on top man she's top fish right now
Sam didn't leave because he was laughing. It was because how hard he was getting.
please for the love of god someone post burt's story
GORAN TURN OFF THE TTS IT'S KILLING BURT
THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDS
it's britney, bitch
Dalit problems, don't care
fuck, i missed sam breaking character at sneed
>>205213337>>205213338>>205213383she is so fucking hot
jet you have to give them the rankings of endorsements. It would be funny to see larons reaction to being in last place and ian being in second
>simbals brother was a turd
SARR please have sympathy for me saar my premature brother did not redeemed saar
>>205213642he is insane
>a jeet talking about deformed siblingsmany, many such cases.
Crazy how Bert made the most degenerate story sound so innocent lol
>>205213639seething
>3rd world story about dying childrenSounds about Indian
wow simba thats so interesting
OF COURSE SIMBAL IS THE ONLY ONE TRAUMA DUMPING
>>205213426she's a modelprobably has to give an insane amount of handjobs
Jeet can't get his stiry straight>car beeplol
>>205213679kino
>>2052136672nd Generation Baby Psychic was just too much.
this symbal story sucks
>>205213660at least turn off the god awful whoosh sound
>my brother was a normal indian monstrosityWow amazing
>>205213639Fucking stop posting her here wasting image limit. Go to bant for off season shit
of course the jeet has a fucking indian hindu deformed 8 armed family member
>>205213642He has schizoaffektive disorder. It's a milder from of schizophrenia pared with mood disorders (e.g. anxiety)
>>205213676jesus LMAO
>Simbal acting evil and distant from everyone else the entire time>Decides to tell an extremely personal story after they all hate himThis nigga is retarded
PLEASE REDEEM YOUR OSCAR, SAHR
kek Wifi is lying
>the fucking monkeys again
>>205213589oh, no yeah you're right. i was just saying most appropriate way to take care of business. going around telling girls about your goon sesh is normal indian culture. by that i mean gross.
simball is the only real nigga there that isnt gay or retarded
simbal face turn
>>205213639ugly bitch seething kek
Who was speaking they were looking at nothing
>>205213665Why is she trying to look like Taylor I don't get it.
>>205213701its there to make them shut up before the message plays
>>205213665Where are these from?
>>205213599hes really into turning straight guys gay
>>205213608Really what?
>>205213679KINO
>>205213264ty for the update
simbal went to go cry in the hallway bathroom
>>205213639totally not seething
>>205213673>>205213676It's the inbreeding, not even meming they all marry their cousins and sometimes sisters.
Simbal's story was a humble brag about how he got all the good genes. He bested someone else just by being born.
these people are such easy marks for tts it’s brutal
damn now i feel bad for simbal...
I will give it to signal he is good at scamming people for sympathy
how does this guy afford 2 wildlife sanctuaries? this guy is full of shit right?
>alex confirmed for professional CSGO playerfuck yeah
love claire
>>205213697what the fuck does this even mean lmfao
Guys im crying right nowBinx is all I ever think about
LMFAO HIS PEAK WAS PLAYING CSGI THIS FUCKING GUY
>>205213743what a wuss
>Alex was a CS:GO prodamn I probably saw one of his games lmao, someone find out his team name
>>205213748kill yourself
>>205213665*bretniey
Is Alex on hltv.org?
>>205213289
>>205213748why? the story was just about how he visited his brother in the ward
>>205213280When I did some school fir anyear in LA there was this cholo kid like him always talked about being a tough guy and holding up other kids for their bikes, but kne day we had an assignment for public speaking in English class and his voice was shaking and hands too, I hadmto tell him what to say. Some other kid just immediately got up and left when he heard the assignment.
>says nigger>is a pro gamer pottery
Kek, based alex washing the jeets tard brother away with counter strike.
>>205213756im cumming
>>205213716he's not, people found pictures of the brother yesterday
>>205213729Taylor has WAY better tits. Abi is just pretty. Taylor is hot. Same reason she gained weight
>horn in the attic fishtoythat's pretty funny
Gotta be videos of alex playing CS?
>>205213753Where you been, nigga? Alex is filthy rich.
what even was the story? he got really indian couldnt understandhis brother is retarded or something? hows that interesting
>i was a professional gamer and gave up girlsalex is literally me
>>205213745thats based, pity their genetics are fucked to begin with though
I dont recognize Alex as a pro CSGO player and ive been following the scene since 2013, I smell bs on him
>>205213745That shit happened to my cousin and it was booze.
>>205213753his dad is a millionaire if not a billionaire. he didn't have to work a single day in his life
>>205213676signal is deformed himself, not a shocker
Someone find Alex's steam profile
Audio is fucking up
>>205213756she's so fucking hedious
alex has never recovered from those pills burt gave him
I'm a long time clairebear but I might be dropping her after this
>>205213753His Dad was worth over 50 million. Honestly most of what Alex says is true except for his age
>>205213748maybe you guys should hook up afterwards
quick retelling of sneed's story? something about being a black baby wizard?
RUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH BRUSH B >RUSH B
>>205213748indians deserve suffering
>>205213750All the practice from his time at the call center tricking the elderly.
>>205213679>gay ben looking so delighted to showcase burt drinking waterkino
>group hug with signaloh no lmfao
why do indians have such a high formality rate
whaat? what team was alex on
Alex, you're a snack>Burt gives thumbs up to camera
>>205213807*900m
>>205213769hltv is for yurofaggots ironically. easily one of the dumbest sites for cs
>thank you josiei hate josieniggers so much holy shit
>>205213679make an edit with this videohttps://x.com/BurtObeng/status/1810806379520680213
>>205213776he said nigga
>>205213748I don't
Is Jet retarded?
>>205213730surely there's a less annoying one to choose from
WES MENTIONED
ricky bobby?...
BULLSHIT
>>205213642burt is diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic (not just schizoaffective, like some anons are saying.)
Kek what the fuck is alex talking about ricky bobby and decapitations lmao
>I wanna go fast
>>205213679cinema
>group hug with signalHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAevery day we stray further from famous house and closer to fishtank
I WANNA GO FAST LIKE RICKY BOBBY
>fast like ricky bobbyNO FUCKING WAY LMAO
>>205213806everything I've seen her say in chat is a shit take. just let her fade away anon
>alex you are looking like a snack tts>burt thumbs up
What was Binx's story?? What was Burt's?
Ricky bobby
>tell us something interesting about you>turns into trauma dumpwhy are normies like this
>he looked like darth vaderFUCKING KEK
>alex telling sams backstory
>>205213769no, pretty sure hes lying or heavily embellishing his pro "career"not that many NA pros played internationally and I've never heard of him
>i wanna go fast like ricky bobby HAHAHA fucking lmao
>>205213765He wasn't it might esea open he was not a pro as far i know
>>205213676they have a high mortality rate
>>205213762>>2052137651.6 you retard zoomers
>>205213857kek
>>205213635what did you say?
>>205213864took me right out of it lol
Why were you faggots saying Alex pronounces "Louisville" wrong???
>>205213791He's 37 so he could've been around before that.
>>205213376She is out of everyone's league. I won't even joke about hooking up with her. Mizzy and Alexis are for fucking. Peyton is for marrying. Binx would be a good party friend and side piece.
>i wanna go fast like ricky bobby
>>205213864everything that comes out of alex's mouth is an instant classic
>>205213743what even was his story?
>>205213803do we know what kind of pills they were?
why do normies equate interesting with trauma dumping to strangers
>>205213844i just came back after being gone for an hour and came back to burt talking about sex and then this right after KEK
>mizzy so uninterested because it isnt about hershe needs a rope. deliver he one jet.
>>205213874he said global offensive
>>205213807why is in on a show trying to make 50k?
>>205213863signal started it
THE HORN
>>205213863i hope he shares a funny blunt smoking story about how he got really hungry and ate a whole pizza
What's he thinking? Is he going to save alex?
CRASHING INTO RETARDEDNESSTHAT SOUND FAMILIAR SAM
hi /ftl/ can i have a qrd for the day please?
>>205213874He fucking said "Counter Strike Global Offensive" open your ears
>>205213844imma drive fast like ricky bobby
Alex got nerfed hard by Burt's pills. Take that shit away from him already.
>>205213822They're very hard working people
>I wanna go fast like ricky bobby
i love alex dude
Just waiting for Ian's cartel hitman stories t b h
>>205213855she purposely says the opposite of what the popular opinion is to ragebait. i want to marry her
>>205213874he specially said Global Offensive retard. 1.6 is the best CS obviously
>HOW CAN HE TOUCH >his last word were “i wanna go fast like ricky bobby”jesus christ this season has legendary lines
>Alex will be spammed with WANNA GO FAST>Alexis will be haunted by the ghosts in her pussy>Jeet will be spammed with deformed indian child accentsGreat stuff. Ian was smart to say nothing
>>205213815MID TO CT TO A
>>205213679FILMTHEATER
>>205213863IT'S SIMBAL'S FAULT BRINGING UP HIS MALFORMED BROTHER FOR NO REASON
>>205213884she looks like the "above" average american lol
>>205213894they watch tv 24/7
>>205213874He said CS GO in his story faggot nigger
>>205213913They already did.
>>205213791yeah CS totally began in 2013 no game existed before that
this season SUCKS
>alex way over 2 minuteshis yapping is unstoppable
Alex is yapping
>>205213913He should be close to fully out of his system by now
>>205213900Have you seen and heard this guy? He does it for the love of the game
>>205213897yeah so she can lasso ted and hang him over the rafters
>>205213792India and Pakistan has a huge problem with inbreeding I know because they've brought their retarded culture over here to England where Pakistani and Indian communities here have inbreeding rates at 60% which causes all sorts of problems, health being the most obvious, lowering intelligent quotients on and on it goes.
>>205213745that and a literal shit diet
OK ALEX TIME UP FAG STOP TALKING
>>205213897neo was bored when he was plugged back into the matrix too
they yap so much
I want to go fast like Ricky Bobby
>>205213908alex is the one he will cry for
>>205213899>>205213911Oh then he’s lying. He said 1.6 before and when Luke asked him about owning any skins he said that was past his time
really hoping they boot the yapp machine or the street shitter first, i find both equally intolerable
>>205213806Imagine if the computers of the S2 fish delivered electric shocks every time they chatted
>>205213908He doesn't mind Alex at all. Alex is a good addition to the MDE sphere; he has a weird love of fantasy games and fiction too, so would be crazy on a Bloodgames-esque show.
>>205213914damn I mean malformity
>>205213937Last night he said to Ted he was Diamond.
>starts with professional csgo player>starts trauma dumping about getting addicted to drugs
>>205213857LMAO
>TTS: OUCH!kek
i completely lost track of what alex's story even was
>>205213866kek the dead friend in car accident same car is oldschool MDE lore
>>205213863this is why i like Ianwe've had the same face on during this entire ordeal
>>205213940im getting jimmy standup flashbacks
>OUCH!>*honk*
>>205213877black facebook posts is probably the worst game of telephone ever concocted.
>OUCH
>>205213881in Source or 1.6 for sure but the scene for go started in 2012 in beta and didnt take off until 2014 so him playing infront of 30k people is bs, atleast for CSGO. Im very autistic about CSGO history so I wouldve recognized Alex as a pro NA player
TOTAL SIMBAL DEATH
>>205213908>>205213968damn hes looking genuinely moved.
>"ouch" *horn honk*Jet what the fuck
kek. the horn is great
lol
>OUCH!>*HORN*MY FUCKING SIDES BROS
REAL SAM LORE
what is with the car horn?
That brought up some stuff for Sam
>OUCH!>*HONK*fucking kek
>>205213857KEK Also extra kek as Ted looks jealous
>OUCH>HOOOOONK
>I was so cool everyone liked me they'd be like man I wish I could see Alex get drunk
holy fuck I laughed so hard at that honk
IIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!!
>>205213989kino
>>205213976diamond in cs L O L
Is he even filtering the TTS at this point?
>Sam genuinely relatingDamn
"his little brother hanged himself""OUCH!" *HOOOONK*
>>205213868Lower tier pros are on HLTV too, going back years. Do we know his last name? Maybe he has a player page. My friend has one and he has like 1 game on record and no photo.
>>205213900he feels like he doesnt deserve it and needs to prove himself to be worthy of it
>>205213748>meditate for 2 hours>win
boring tank
>>205213877wait she's watching from home and still thinks it's on hulu? lmaoooo
WHERES THE GROUP HUG AT
YOU MADE YOUR FRIEND RETARDED SAMFUCKING FAGGOT HES RETARDED NOW YOU CRASHED YOUR CAR AND IT WAS YOUR FAULT
signal's brother is deformed because of incest, like all jeets and pakisI feel nothing but disgust for these disgusting jeets
HONK
>>205213863you forgot about season 2 lmao
Sam has a similar story where his best friend got brain damage from a car crash they were in. He's actually touched
I will be on my deathbed thinking about "I want to go fast like Ricky Bobby"
>>205213955Didn't some physician tell them to stop doing that and they all got really pissed afterwards lmao
>ive been through similar stuffsam reminiscing on the time he crashed cars his dad bought for him and injured his friend kek
>>205213984His friend wrapped his car around a telephone pole and he died in the hospital which made Alex get addicted to drugs
They have to wrangle this crack head in
who died? was he murdered or what happened?
>>205213338She has a cute WoW goblin nose
>>205213985he's looking directly into the eyes of the kid that he gave brain damage toi didn't expect this kind of karmic justice
>>205213716>>205213781Yea I hate Indians too but it's hard to fake those cry stutters.
womp womp
>>205214029DAYUM JOSIE
Alex has survivor's guilt
>ouch *honk*>Sam relating about killing bestfriend in car wreck KINO IS BACK
John Wesley Faulkner of the 3500 block of Colonial Springs Drive died of multiple blunt force injuries, said Eddie Robinson, a deputy Jefferson County coroner.The accident happened about 2:40 a.m. Thursday in the 1900 block of Newburg Road when the vehicle Faulkner was driving hit a telephone pole, Robinson said.FAULKNER, WES, 19, of Louisville returned peacefully to his Heavenly Father on Sunday, February 4, 2007 at the University of Louisville Hospital from injuries received in an auto accident. Wes was a member of St. Aloysius Catholic Church. He graduated from Trinity High School in 2005 where he was on the Track and Field and Soccer teams. He was also a member of the Gonzaga House at Trinity. His family includes his loved ones: parents, John and Kim Faulkner; a brother, Nick Faulkner; grandparents, John and Jo Faulkner, and Bob and Dorothy Brown; and many friends that will miss him.
>Simbal tells moving story about his younger brother>Alex immediately blows it out of the water with watching his friend die and falling into drug addiction
>>205214021He killed his childhood friend in a car crash iirc
Do you think Sam feels for Alex?
yap yap yap
>>205214039for me, it's "he looked like darth vader"
qrd on alexs story?
I FUCKING HATE TRAUMA DUMPING
>At least... I went fast... like Ricky Bobby
Sam relates to being a rich kid who was in a deadly car crash and ended up becoming a degenerate
ok shut the fuck up alex. can we get another honk
>>205214056Alex is so fucking real man
>>205214048KEK this is canon
>>205214040Yeah said it's their culture and religion and he was being racist towards them. I long stopped caring trying to fight against it, it's here they're here so I'm making my plans to leave this fucking country forever.
Did Alex read about Sam's backstory before coming on?
>>205214058Neptunian
What is it with indians and having fucked up deformities
>>205214056fast like ricky
>>205213868it's because yurocancer are all cheats, disgusting rat people, deformed. the fact that fnatic got away with blatantly cheating on lan for that long means csgoyim doesn't have any credibility, not that it ever did really
just tuned inwhat is alex talking about?
>>205214034Same. He rehearsed his story. He is nothing but a FILTHY fucking indlian.
>alex thinks he’s ontologically evil cause he says nigga when he’s drunkSOCIETY
WRAP IT UP
kek binx and ian are so bored
>>205213874it would make sense that he started in 1.6 as he was talking about wall bangs last night, something they removed in CSGO
need alex attivan fishtoy
>>205211257>>205211257>>205211257>>205211257NEW THREAD MIGRATE
>>205214071So fucking nuts dude
sam's gonna cry
ian had the best story
>>205214023Sure but he said he played internationally infront of crowds of thousands theres only like 20 people from NA that fit that description during that time and hes not one of them.
>>205214048It's Jets house of synchronicity. God works through him because God truly works in mysterious ways.
>>205214044Alex was on stage at a Counter-Strike tournament in front of 32,000 people and they begged him to drink alcohol, and when he did he murdered someone and hung their little brother. Tragic.
>Payton crying at the i wanna go fast like ricky bobby storylmao
>>205214089Spaghetti night
what CSGO team did Alex play for ?and what year ?
>>205214058Simbal's story sucked so fucking hard. His brother was a preamie. That was the entire story. Then he walked away crying.
>>205214056I guess Faulkner died in the sound and the fury.
im gonna kill everyone
>>205214089His friend died in a car accident >>205214056
>>205214099monkey
fuck missed alex story what was it about? what kind of drugs was he hooked on?
>>205214006It's a fishtoy on the siteCosts like $25
>>205214077fucking lmao
>>205214108NiP
>>205214058KEK
>>205214028>payton: it is no how hulu looks like>plant sneed on a mission: IT IS HULU, I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME
>>205214099wtf I can't post images is the site broken
>>205214108he lied
>>205214110shouldve just lied and said he died his story was pointless
LOL NO IAN ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT
>>205214099good one
>>205214135>>205214135>>205214135>>205214135new
>>205213976>>205214019ted was being a dipshit asking him to explain his rank in terms of valorant of league or some gay game
*burp*
alex just won by getting sam to actually sympathize with him, he will now be his favorite
>ian not gonna do itfucking kek
>>205214056wigger
>>205213877>Aisha HoodImao
>>205214086industrial accidents at chemical plants polluting the air and water
Respect for Alex honestly. He's still annoying but I'm beginning the understand him.
>nah, I passHE'SSOFUCKINGCOOL
>>205214097Didnt hear the 1.6 talk so fair, its just that he said Global offensive right now which doesn't like up with what he said. YOu can wallbang in CSGO/CS2 in some places but yea def aint like 1.6 where you can wallbang literally everywhere, de_Nuke being a perfect example of that
>>205214121Friend crashed his car witheverybody in it and he died, Alex saw him die and it broke him went full fentanyl which means he most likely sold ass even tho hes rich
The only thing Ian is good as or ever really does is talking himself out of doing virtually anything.
>>205214096binx had the most boring story of everyone
>>205214074His friend got drunk and told him i wanna go fast like ricky bobby and then crashed into a telephone pole and looked like darth vader
>>205214127alex fifflaren
>>205214108Team 3D
why is everybody now
>>205214172She's just like me
wtf is this retard crying aobut
why is payton pretending to cry? dumb bitch
lmfao poor ian
>>205214167wait wasnt he arrested for heroin?why is payton crying?
>>205214058lmao
>>205214183thats fucking hilarious
>>205214172Binx doesn’t wanna give them any ammo I think she’s smarter than the rest
ian's poop story after alex's, as people are still fucking sniffling and crying made me laugh so hard i almost puked
OH WOW I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE NEPO BABY WAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>205214108zEx
*honk*
Simb-WHO?
This got so gay
>>205214252yeah it was heroin. He got out before the fent bs it seems.
>>205213926>she's 19 but looks 25HOW
>>205214366it's a gay show
>>205213955They also kill restaurant owners for installing toilets in their restaurants and getting mad when ppl shit in the street in front of the property. Not even a meme, this actually happened.I think Modi also ran on toilet reform as one of his policies and they all started to hate him for being 'too westernized'India is hell on Earth man. I feel foe wifi signal for trying to get his brother out. First time I sympathized with an Indian in all honesty
that honking is the same thing the HWNDU people did with the echolocation
>>205213756Beautiful
Sam is so moved.
>>205214467shes a zoomer
sam is such a faggot.
>>205213955>inbreeding rates at 60%What the fuck?
why did they call andrew jet?
Does anyone have a clip of sam's reaction to prince saying he is a baby prophet?
>>205214957why do they call your mother whore instead of her name?
>>205214967https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730581118099313.webm
>>205214907They keep marring 1st cousins to 1st cousin for 1000s of generations now. They breed absolutely horrifying mutants on the regular now with modern medicine keeping the freaks alive.
BURT IS SO CRAZY.
>>205213280Doesn’t the guy already have death threats his way along with whatever withdrawals he’s dealing with? I don’t blame him for embracing slacker tendencies
