Holy shit it's just like the game
>Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.…and people like to pretend that woke Bond didn’t start until Craig.
>>205306984Just because one character is woke doesn't mean the movie was wokeHe also proved her wrong.
>>205306984>OH HECK YEAH FROGSISTER I AM TOTALLY ON YOUR SIDE
>>205306894where's the level in goldeneye where you fuck this qt?
>>205307321Jungle. Well, you don’t fuck her so much as she just fucks you the entire time
>>205306894But there's no casino level like in the movie
How did these guns make you feel?
>>205307196How'd he prove her wrong lol. He is a sexist misogynist dinosaur. The problem for that poster however is the movie celebrates him for being one, thus it is not a woke movie ^_^
Why are there 4 james bond threads up right now? Are they about to make another james bond movie?
>>205306894I love this video game movie
>>205306894
>>205308192Kinó
>>205307943that's Natalya not Moneypenny
>>205307943n64 didnt have any hot chicksthe fountain fairies in OoT were sorta hot but meh
>>205308352cover up, slut
>>205306984>NOOOO A CHARACTER IN A MOVIE BELIEVES SOMETHING THEREFOR WE AS THE AUDIENCE MUST BELIEVE IT TOOOr maybe you're supposed to hate the ugly old cunt and root for Bond
>>205308819Yae is pure sex
>>205308907>Or maybeHey faggot fuck you. This is what the filmmakers wanted. Stop sucking goy dick and leaping up the leftover slop and actually think for once.
>>205308907exactlyanyway that old woman was clearly tsundere for bond and ends up loving him anyway
post your favorite MP levels weapon picks and any house rules you had>stack>throwing knives only>opponents take turns entering each end of one of the large rooms through the secret doors>optionally give a wrestling-style promo monologue touting their greatness as a warrior>meet in the middle unarmed to "shake hands" (possibly slappers)>fight gladiator-style except tossing and dodging knives>other players spectate from upper walkways
>>205306984>boyish charmsBrosnan was in his forties in this film.
>>205309113>meet in the middle unarmed to "shake hands" (possibly slappers)Made me kek
>>205309142it's all relative. she was an old hag.
>>205309113We'd always play with turbo mode cheat on and no auto-aim. good times. I remember power weapons were a fave setting, as well as the one that had the assault rifles, cant remember what it was called.
>>205306894>Bond's plank of an asian GF doesn't run into the room to comfort him when he finally manages to clear a Russian base un under 15 seconds
>>205309113for us it was always just no oddjob since he was the most difficult to headshot because you actually had to aim on him
>>205306894good moviegreat video gamegreat soundtrack
>>205309113>pistols only>license to kill>templegood times
>>205306894nigga what lmao. y'all some old ass bitches up in here. old game, old movie, gtf
>proximity mines in a split-screen game
>>205308819
>>205306984>>205307196>>205307196Did you guys also miss how she was repeatedly proven wrong by Bond and Tanner just moments before?
>>205306894Kek. Unironically a great adaptation.
>>205306894>>205307943>>205308044>>205309559SOUL
>>205309572lol ok that might be the only one ever. look at those fkn badonkers. video games have rly lost their way.
>>205306894It's nothing like the game, he never looks down at the ground while running once in the film
>>205309142He was just a kid
>>205309639nice.>tfw that TV was considered a good size once upon a time
>>205308709And the woman in that scene isn't natalya or moneypenny
>>205310031wtf plagiarism
>>205306984Brosnan's Bond takes M's accusations with a smirk and proves her wrong, while Craig's Bond is actually supposed to be a pathetic relic.
>>205306894It's not quite THAT good.
>>205307321she was a cutie
>>205306984It was a relevant statement at that time. It wasn't 10 years later.
>>205310031A long time ago when you posted this on /vr/ I kek'd at you in my head. Now I think she's hot. I've degenerated.
>>205308044I'm an Uzi guy.
>>205306894KINO
>>205310430i heard the JB theme in my head when he broke through the wall
>>205310430Bond is the ultimate Brit Boomer fantasy. Buncha limey Bongs with misshapen teeth think one of their guys can just waltz into Russia, destroy tf out of it and shag their 10/10 women lmao. Cuz everyone knows Bong women are 2/10.
>>205306894Amazingly so. How the fuck did that happen?
>>205310555u missed. nice trips though.
>>205310555Try again.
>>205310530>Bond is the ultimate Brit Boomer fantasywhat was your first clue genius
>>20530972527" was at the start of the "heavy class" of TVs back then. 32" was about as big as standlone sets got before you got into giant consoles like rear-projection
>>205306894Who is this? I thought Goldeneye was Daniel Craig.
>>205306894>console shooterWoah, cool, Doom had been running laps around this trash 4 years before it even came out. Have some fucking standards.
>>205308939
>>205310686>>205309639i still have my cheesy wishlist i made for my dad 20 years ago. that tv cost $199 brand new
>>205311089what a spoilt brat
>>205310901>DoomYou mean Quake
>>205311133relax the only thing i got that year was the TV and even then it was in the living room for the first 4 months before it got moved up to my room
>>205306894The name is Bond, Games Bond.
>>205308192Man, I want to play me some Goldeneye right now...
>>205306894The Daniel Craig remake for the Wii is pretty good too
>>205308907You don't understand how programming works, do you?.
hehe
>>205308127Dinosaurs are extinct, calling someone a dinosaur is saying they are a useless anachronism. He saved the world, proving her wrong.
Most overrated videogame of all time btw, almost makes me dislike the movie
>>205312589sorry you didnt have any friends as a kid.
>>205312589shut up zoomie
>>205310651When did he wear that?
>>205313107must be the intro of TND
>>205313107When he's going for the bombs and that guy asks what he's doing and M says "his job" and you get chills
>>205306984Pierce was just all>whatever bitch the advent of console FPS came from me and this movie, you'll be replaced by video gamesAnd kept doin his thang
>>205308907Or maybe different characters can have different motivations and opinionsUltimately bond saves the day while still employing his boyish charms, so her indictment is never expanded upon or really just proven wrong
>>205308192So cash
>>205313201>>205313292Oh yeah, just rewatched it, one of the best Bond intros among all the movies for me, my father rewatches it whenever it comes up on tvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIgZ4kJ5Ow
>>205310651idk lol. it just occurred to me now, ty for the compliment
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>>205314301it worked ur not banned x
>>205309113>>205309444Nice trips. My friend group did no Oddjob as well. We called the rule "no bumjob."But for me it was Perfect Dark, Facility, Capture The Flag, Kills don't count and then reset the match until the flag zones are on opposite end of the level. Hundreds will die.
>>205310651Why don't I look like this
>>205313538goated opening honestly. if the hong kong act didn't drag the movie would stand up with GE
>>205313538>>205313201>>205315216The soundtrack for this scene runs about 2m42 seconds longer that the final scene in the movie (you can hear in the final film where they cut out scenes because the music does a sudden skip)would've been even more kino if they kept the entire opening sequence
>>205310430I stood up and repeatedly shouted kino when I saw this in 1999
>>205315388Same
>>205315279uh, 2m 42 can be relatively long, can't imagine what else they might have added overall, beside doesn't it happen often the entire track doesn't actually get used?
>>205310118insane perfect hair and face
>>205316178i like how her lips are basically a vagina
>>205312217>>205308981>a movie cannot have opposing viewpoints even when they get disproved in the same movieAre you niggers by chance?
>>205317076But I did have breakfast today.
>>205316998Holy fucking kino, I would pay a premium to play a game at that table. I have an original Williams Time Warp in my garage and I play the hell out of the thing (picrel but not mine)
>>205306894The game had a better soundtrack so the game was better.Legitimately one of the worst Bond movies IMO because it was Brosnan's introduction but the movies has close to 40 minutes of scenes without him, way too much Natalya and Boris
>>205315216I put TND over Goldeneyethere's certain aspects of how Goldeneye looks, with the miniatures and whatnot, that look better than the special effects in TNDbut I just don't especially like Goldeneye for a bunch of very small reasons, and I really like TND despite having flaws that are easier to articulate (Teri Hatcher).Carver is extremely entertaining, and I like his henchmen too. I like that he has a generic blonde tough guy, and a fat nerd to do his tech stuff and be a sort of consigliere. Bond's goals are crystal clear at every point in the movie, and much of it is some excellent action scenes, so the pacing is the best of any Bond movie. And it's one of the surprisingly few times Bond gets to go nuts with a gadget car.
>>205309113Lasers in the caves was fun
>>205308819Gerudo, despite their noses, were pure sex>tfw got a boner from stunning the guards in the fortress
>>205308044For me it was the Silenced D5K, AR33, and DD44 Dostovei
>>205318351I didn't mind Boris until years later when I saw an interview with Alan Cumming (lol). Dressed in skintight leather trousers among other overtly homosexual attire, he was being uncomfortably lewd and sleazy, like a gay stereotype from the 1980s. It can only be by some ungodly miracle that this man escaped HIV.
>>205306984and Bond just smirks and mentally says "blow it out of your ass"
>>205321660I wonder if Pierce knows just how many peak90s sleepovers the game brought us
>>205317752If your premium is ~$4,000 you can get one.
>>205321660Get off my vent or I'll have you bent
>>205321889kek same hereI was so addicted to this game back then
>>205309113Goldeneye>Facility / Complex / Bunker>Automatics / Power Weapons / Laser Guns>No Shooting Unarmed Players. Players who exploit this rule(I.E.switching to slappers when you have a weapon to appear unarmed) get ganged up on for rest of match>No Screen Peaking* everyone screen peaked anyway>Occasionally No Oddjob or MaydayPerfect Dark 64>Ruins / Felicity / Pipes / Complex / Area 52>Laptop Gun / CMP-150 / Phoenix / Falcon 2 variants / Tranquilizer / Farsight / Callisto / N-Bomb / Reaper / Goldeneye guns>No Shooting Unarmed Players>OVERDOSE: Tranqs, Crossbow and N-Bombs only>MIDGET MAYHEM: Max Number of Bots / Humans Vs. Bots / Custom Bots: Alien Body + Human Head
>>205322205>>No Shooting Unarmed Playerswhat kind of faggot shit is this
>>205322205Pistols only was fun
>>205306984>in The World is Not Enough, M uses taxpayer money because she felt sorry for her friend when his daughter is kidnapped to help pay the kidnappers. Inadvertently gave money to terrorists because of her feminine emotions. James Bond has to go in and clean up the mess.
>>205308192Goddamn did Rare kick ass.
>>205309113>>205322205BONUS HOME RULES DONKEY KONG 64 GAMEAntelope Hunt>1v3 (1 DK Vs 3 Lanky's)>Lanky = Antelope>DK = Hunter>Antelope can only move via long jump>Hunter has to keep Coconut Rifle out at all times>Antelope must flee but can melee attack if cornered or only exit is guarded by Hunter>Spamming/Magdumping Coconut Rifle is frowned upon
Boomer threadand that's a good thing
>tfw my church had golden eye tournaments along with MvC2 tournaments
>>205308192unsilenced ppk had a nice sound to it, but for some reason it was unavailable on multiplayer
>>205322506Are you Asian?
>>205321889We played GoldenEye and Diddy Kong racing which was a great multiplayer game
>>205309113Had a friend who loved proximity mines, and two of us hated them. So we played prox mines in the caverns, and gave him a couple minutes to set up in the center of the map. We would assault his prox mine base with the assault rifles also on that setting. No riffles for him, no mines for us. The chain explosion kills were pretty funny, especially when he managed to kill all of our characters (no oddjob ever) including his own, at the same time.
>>205308192they really did capture the ethos of the movie in the game. Bond really does just mow down countless enemies without a spot of blood anywhere just like this
How come /v/ can't have comfy threads like this? Tf is wrong with those guys?
>>205322272The kind of faggot shit you do when you're 9yo and the only one in your friend group with an N64. It wasn't fair to the noobs to just dominate them and not let them get a single shot off the entire match. Here's another for you faggotsTurok 2: Seeds of Evil Co-Op mode>activate Big Cheat: bewareoblivionisathand>start Multiplayer>Team Frag Match (or whatever it was called)>start match>PAUSE>CHEATS>TELEPORT: *BOSS FIGHT* IIRC regular enemies don't spawn when TP'ing to a SP level from MP. So Bosses only
>>205322594Irish German I grew up outside Seattle.
Shitty?
>>205321889So many I lost count. The games of house rules goldeneye with the weapons cheats and mariokart battlemode where were 2 of us would get time to set up a fort and the other 2 would crash it was as fun as multiplayer gaming ever got for me.
>>205320420I loved Lasers in any dark map. Just looked cool. Plus lasers with their infinite ammo was the one setting where I could always beat my best neighbor at the game. In other settings I just wasn't as good at picking the perfect time to reload as he was.
>>205322205Slappers only + Golden Gun free for all was king, make that one shot count or it's over
>>205323301Pogo Sticks was a ton of fun>Grenade Launcher / Rocket Launcher only>chase down target>aim at your own feet and fire>try to keep a 0 kdr or higher
>>205322388It was a shame N64 ONLY had Rare + Nintendo itself.
>>205324984Mariokart64 still holds up so well. All iterations since have been faggier/for bitches >n64 mariokart had the best physics and animations by a country mile >firing shells felt like unleashing sidewinder missiles and the races were actually intenseEven the kids know - my daughter actually prefers n64 Kart to the Switch one.
>>205325261back in 2010 one of my best friends since childhood crashed at my place for like half a year trying to get a job lol. every weekend we'd chill over some beers and play 8 MK64 tournies back to back (150CC and Extra) and also do some battle modes. It was so good, game is so timeless. I can't believe that was 2010, time is going by way too fast man.
>>205325261even mario 64 somehow still has the best movement in any mario game by far.I guess modern games have too much assist in movement physics so that there's a less janky feel but that also results in reduced nuance which allows you to really master the movement and take it to greater levels or precision
>>205308127>He is a sexist misogynist dinosaur.Nope. Seethe louder, larping rebbitor.
>>205306984The difference is that Bond proves her wrong and dabs on her. Craig's Bond rides bitch to a woman on a vespa
>>205306894The game is unironically better. The movie is mid tier Bondshit but the game is such a fun shooter and it adapts the movie (and just the feeling of Bond action in general) really well, and they even let you drive the tank. It is a game that is still fun as fuck to play decades later as a Zoomer who wasn't even born when it came out
>>205325859>Craig's Bond rides bitch to a woman on a vespaYeah and then Craig proves that character wrong and dabs on her, repeatedly even, until she admits he's based and gives him his 007 code back
>>205325474Yeah this is why ps1 Tomb Raider is still so much fun to play. Moderns games are nothing like it, they basically play themselves compared to OG Tomb Raider where you have to carefully plan and execute every single move Lara makes
>>205318351I think Goldeneye is incredibly overrated but it's still kind of decent though, it's not bad. Bond movies can get so much fucking worse
>>205326049>zoomers never experienced Goldeneye with a Gameshark plugged in
>>205326049>a game that is still fun as fuck to play decades laterThe frame rate trips me out now. It's still good and all but my first thought is "how the fuck did I beat Facility on 00 difficulty in less than 2:05 as a child?"
>>205320893>despitebecause
>>205324984Not just them. Factor 5 was godlike in the N64 and GCN era. AKI Corporation and their wrestling games were perfect.
>>205312589Halo wished it was goldeneye levels of fun. When you had 6 friends and the WINNER has to give up their controller is where it's at.
>>205326419I had a GameShark pro. It was fun fiddling around with that thing.
