Morning Sirs Edition/ftl/ News• Simbal's team has won the acting challenge• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Fish are playing truth or dare while others film promos in the yard• Acting challenge is underway• Week 2 immunity challenge is underway: • Presidential Election• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Ian has been eliminated• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205378513
BIG PURPLE IN ROOM 2
all according to keikaku...
>>205381250The big reveal is that Alex is Edie detransed
When did Binx shower the last time?
I don't think binx has gotten a full night's sleep this entire time
>>205381238good morning saars I hope you redeem a good day
>>205381254If at the end of all the meth head shit was revealed to all be an act by Alex the motherfucking G that'd be insane
update the op to burtsplurt.com fucking idiots
>>205381238would you fuck off?
>>205381265last night but she didn't wash her hair (again)
Have they told them get that The Orange Man has returned and is stronger than ever?
>CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME AT 2AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME ON THE WEEKENDShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FJZgpq7FxQ
>>205381253>Indian and African both holding back their natural instinct of rapeKek G O R A N I A N
>>205381250
>>205381295This dogshit still isn't nearly as bad as letty and josies rap, it's on par with Gorans music.
>>205381284alex and binx had a fight with jeet
>>205381287They're going to lie and say Kamala won
>>205381253reverse the roles, imagine if signal did that and not burt, chat would be in a state
>>205381315First option, obviously
>>205381315I would say nothing about the election to not fuck with the illusion
>>205381315Option 1 allows for more content over a longer timeframe, but option 2 is also really funny
>>205381309Did they fight or was it just nontent yelling into each other faces?
>>205381315i dont care im not a yank (thank God)
She really cakes that shit all over her face
>>205381308t. bitty not fitted
>I'm a really good player, and it's gonna come out faster than I wanted it to>what are you gonna do when it's just us two?
>>205381315>tell the fish kamala won and delude them until they get out of the tankThis is the only funny option unless we get lucky and Ben flips out at a contestant for a good while. Either option, they'll flip out at each other either way, though.
>>205381295If mizzy became a grimes rip off instead of bimbofied MGK I'd actually dig her music
>>205381315Option 1 but then tell them she was assassinated after a few weeks. Maybe "lockdown" the house for a day until they know it's safe to continue filming
>>205381315First is technically funnier, but the reaction would be mostly off camera or at the last minutes of the end of the season, so a waste of a good reaction.Option 2 is less funny but we get to see them losing it for a period of time.
>>205381334nontent sadly
>>205381315neither is even remotely funny and would just be cancerous to the tank
>>205381334they fought (verbally). alex' inner methhead came out and got ready to throw punches but was telling jeet to hit him first, ben intervened, then binx told jeet that she hates him and told him to never talk to her again.so that will make for interesting confrontations today.this time its real hate, things are getting real
>>205381349>I allied with punjab mizzrag and a crackhead how could I see this coming
>>205381356>mfw the wiggers were in charge of the elections
This is a subplot of the show..Cymbal WILL rape one of the girls than marry her
there is no point in lying about the election
>>205381360What was the scuffle about? Did the Pajeet poop on the floor?
prepare for the infinite bait of "what does binx even do" posts today
binx-chan so skibidi
>>205381380it was just jeet being an insufferable jeet, they were arguing about something and jeet said "chill" "chill" like ten thousand times, i dont know exactly what they were yapping about because i didnt see it live, i only saw a 10 minute recap today.
>>205381312yes. and?
>>205381390agreed
>>205381368>plot of Indian movie>Girl is raped>court orders her to marry her rapist>gets tortured by her rapist and his family>but somehow she manages to win over her rapist and his family with her good deedsWhat the fuck is wrong with India? Holy fucking shit.
>>205381380the others were making a plan moments before and the jeet was acting like they were leaving him out of it even though they were only just then talking about it and he wouldn't shut up about it and was frustrating them. then he said "CHILL" about 500 times to alex until it drove him over the edge and he screamed in his face. then binx chewed him out right after, the jeet even thought she would be on his side for some reason and just curled into a ball and said "mmhm" a bunch like a pussy
YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT ME BUT YOU DON'T EVEN TRY
>>205381392truuuu
PPV just buffers endlessly. What the fuck.
>>205381368>its realIndia was a mistake
>>205381380He was drunk and upset about them not coming to tell him the plan changed. Binx told him this is them telling him the plan changed. He was too drunk to understand. Alex began to tweak out and Wifi decided to instigate him by telling him to calm down in a mocking tone.
>>205381409works on my machine™
>>205381392
>>205381402they're /pol/
this bitch only gets like 5 hours of sleep every single night
foot rubs for skibidichan
>>205381402The fact that marital rape is legal in India because "the wife might lie about the husband" is insane to me.
>Dave is deadGee I wonder how his mental health could have gotten so bad. Satanic show, so disgusting.
at this point we need a compilation of every time the jeet was yelled at and disrespected. to heal our hearts
>>205381425Gamer internal clock
binx performing her daily 2 hour makeup routine
>>205381436skibidi-chan and quirk chungus linked up. need it or keep it!?
Simbal shouting to Alexis Obi-wan>YOU HAVE TURNED THE HOUSE AGAINST ME!Alexis to Simbal Anakin>YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!
>>205381425Probably sleeps all the way through for the entire 5, making it super restful
>>205381468>Everyone wanted to cum inside her and give her a retarded geriatric baby last night when she cleaned her make-up off and was angry>Puts on make-up and looks like a clown all day insteadMake it make sense, are women really this dumb?
>>205381475REFERENCE!
>>2053814864u
>>205381303how did we get here?
Guys I'm hyperventilating and shaking because I can't find Binx on the cams. Please someone help me I don't want her to get harmed
>>205381492den ptz
>>205381492Den PTZ or Lounge
>do nothing>everyone hates the jeet
>>205381475this would be awesomesauce
can someone post that drawing Josie made where she's cucking her brown friend? need it to make fun of someone on /adv/
Alex looks more like a Jeremy or a Jon than an Alex
>>205381499i can't really fault the wiggers for any of their fuckups this season because finding burt, alex b, and the most unlikeable indian on earth is genuinely a very impressive feat
>>205381295Made a new webm so that anon stops getting in before me! Do you even care~Cause you're not even here~
>>205381484>cleaned her make-up offcloseups? she looks the most beat when in confessional.
>>205381502Please dont my heart shatters into a thousand pieces everytime I see it please....
Is there anyone on this season who isnt a plant?
>>205381525Me.
>>205381525money cube
>>205381516Disney channel core
>>205381516>uses this webm instead
>>205381436i dont know why but it infuriates me that she chooses to sit in that stupid position. you can even see she is making a conscious effort to sit like that, fucking reeee
Alex is the new Brian
how much fucking makeup does one blown-out roastie need, for fuck's sake?
>>205381547I think it is cute!
>>205381549Brian would mog Alex
>>205381567factspeter never lose
who is excited to see the fish fight over famous bucks today?
>>205381315You will now be banned by a tranny janny for "discussing politics."
>>205381525no that's this season's gay "twist"
>listen to Mizzy's song for the first time>LMAO this shit sucks, what the fuck>haha...call me at 2am...>five days later>YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE
>>205381406Did they announce his death yet?
>>205381585still kicking
will it be kino?
>>205381589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77VYK25VN48https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG0waUvUGA
>>205381238So missed last night guys had to leave right after the compass bit, any more reindeer stanky leg? Saw Alex and the jeet had a standoff
Burt has concluded that something is very wrong with the show.
Henry Mosto is lame
>>205381602BroTank was extremely gay and nontent, he better step it the fuck up.But I don't think he will
https://youtu.be/Wj7VwZaa5dg?si=bcq4WfwcRzX45z2jAlex is a fucking crackhead
has somebody a clip of binx arguing in pajeets room
>Smack...Yes Ben?>You need to sit down?Why~~~?>Bogdanld Droumpt...wonAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE SAVE MEEEEE PALESTINEEEE
>>205381619and that's what makes him superior to Jon and Jimmy
>>205381615I don't think Smaack really cares that much about it
I miss Benleaks…
>>205381637I think it'll bum her out, bring bad vibes unnecessarily at least.
>>205381634Jon - retard rageJimmy - incel rageAlex - meth rage
>>205381634Yes
>>205381619he licked mizzy's hand
>fat black flamer every season>consistently the most boring in their castsneptooonian bro!!
>>205381607you missed out on absolute neptunian cinemahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkbCFoF77Fksadly this one doesnt cover the jeet stepping up after the pep talk to keep everyone in line, and tts getting more unhinged, and then like an hour of everyone getting excited and motivating each other https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9iW45Kljz4
>>205381643I don't. Hope that freak stays dead.
>>205381643miss u 2
Sneed strat fags, what's the 24 hour update?
>>205381643that’s my YNBL. My yung Nuguguh Beeeebleaks. That’s my Benjiboiii. That’s my underage yunglil Nigga, Benleaks. ThTs my yuuung biggs Benleaksz. Hey, that’s my yung neggah Benleaks. There’s my Benjiboi right there. My underage nigga Benleaks. Fuck yea. My undersgebbugga Benleeaaks. Fuuucj yyeeaahhh, that’s my yung Nugguh Benleaks. My underground Nigga Benleaks. Fuck yeah that’s my Underground yung Underage lil NIGGA, Benleaks. That’s my yung lil Benjiboiiiiii. That’s my yungnigga Benleaks. That’s my lil underage yung Nigga Benleaks, He likes what’s popular in the Underground. That’s my yungNiggaBenleaks. That’s my ynbl. Huuuuuuuuhhhh Hiddattgsasasss That’s my yung NiggA Benleaks,Hiddatgassss, Hiddaffgalaaxygaaasss AAAWWW SHIIIIIT. That’s my YNBL. Fuck yeah, that’s my Virginian B-BOY what throws hands and fucking rapes?Foesnt give fuck. My yung Nigga Benleaks. My lil underage b-boy Benleaks, my lil underage Nigga Benjiboiiiii. Hey that’s my young nigga Benleaks, he stacks mad racks and he doesn’t give a fuck,he made her cum and she fell in love, he sent her walking all rapeways-up to her family. Fuck yess my Yung Nigga Benleaks he turned them out good and hard. Like seeing em get turned out by a Yungnigga like Benleaks who doesn’t give a fck rapes em rapeways fuck yeah, I love Xaviersobased, I’m fuckijg in love with the CHARACTER OF it? myYungniggaBenleaks
>>205381637smaack has too much joie de vivre to let it bum her out
These people are proof that high school doesn't end even into your 30s
>>205381666who is ur fav this season
why do all these fish sleep in their clothes? none of them own any pjs or just sleep in in their underwear? or am i the crazy one here
>https://fishtank.live/clip/160424listen to how they talk about the "pineapple" binx's reply is suspicious too
>stop watching for 5 hours>ppv won't load for more than 1 second and then just buffers endlesslyBros...
Is there a video of the Alex binx jeet argument or not
>>205381700I agree. When I'm done for the day, I take a shower and change into my night clothes. Sleeping with all the daily grime still on you is so gross.
>>205381682https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730771054253820.webm
>>205381676https://youtube.com/watch?v=xPub2CzBEVM
>>205381700I like sleeping in my jeans
>>205381704>https://fishtank.live/clip/160451"codeword" talk that confused simbal
>No still of Luke's white god armpitsL SEASON
>>205381643He’s still here but he never namefags during the season
>>205381700Why buy pjs? I sleep in my boxers and sometimes an undershirt
>>205381711noit is lost media at this pointsorry
>>205381711it was literally posted in this thread retard.
>>205381711https://x.com/molepfp/status/1854056028381331490https://x.com/molepfp/status/1854055002978795871
Does anyone have the clip of Alex talking about the Kardashians yesterday? I missed it.
How bad does the middle eastern man's room smell that Binx has to cover her nose like that?
>>205381663oh wow this is great haha thanks anon
Why is my skibidi-wife crying in her bed this morning? I can fix her.
Latinx failed streamer in her 30's doodling pokemon...
The funniest shit imaginable would be telling them all Kamela / Walz won. Let them have a Kamela / Walz party. And when they get kicked out one at a time have their brain melt down when they see that big smiling orange face.
>>205381716>daily grimeMost people sit all day inside working on a computer. There is no daily grime lol. If you actually work a dirty job or go to the gym it makes sense
>>205381766>failedthere are 10k+ people watching her every day.
>>205381769>Let them have a Kamela / Walz party.they're not THAT partisan, it wouldn't be that funny
>>205381769the worst part is that people genuinely do think this is the funniest thing imaginable
>>205381769Wow great content that we won't even see. hahaha good one.
How will Smack react when she finds out all her fans are alt-right chuds?
>>205381769Sm -ACK gonna rope herself, along with the jeet lmfao
>>205381792Women don't hold real beliefs. She won't care if she gets the attention (as long as its not autismos harassing her)
>>205381671>unanimous decision to vote out simbal>sneed/lexi/payton/alex/smack vote out mizzy>sneed/lexi/payton/smack vote out burt>sneed/lexi/payton/smack vote out alex>sneed/lexi/payton/ vote out binx>sneed/lexi/payton vote out smack>sneed/lexi vote out payton>everyone hates lexi and votes sneed to winThis is my prediction. Everything after Burt getting kicked is questionable because once burt gets kicked will be sneed/lexi/payton vs alex/binx/smack. The team that wins this 3v3 draw will win the game.
>>205381792>"maybe I was raped.."
>>205381769I doubt any of them care that much besides Smaack. People that aren't terminally online are more well adjusted than that, you're just a weird fag honestly.
>>205381776Even walking around outside to work, let's say taking the subway, or sweating a bit from the sun in your car. All of that feels gross to sleep in.
binx just digging in her nose?
>>205381820>I am autisticOk.
>>205381816Mizzy will. And I want to watch her act all smug just so it gets ripped away from her.
>>205381824snot is an important ingredient in a witch's hex ritual
maybe they did the political compass to gauge the best way to troll them?
>>205381824Heh. I guess anything can happen in Famous House! Ha HAAAA haaaa!
anything significant happened since G-bucks reveal?
Now that binx and the jeet hate each other the logical next move is to pair them for a challenge
who is the person sleeping in B2 beneath binx?
>>205381880that room has a giant "1" on the wall if you didn't notice. also it's payton
>>205381863We'll literally never see anything relating to that bit again. That's how Fishtank works.
>>205381880Mizzy
>gets called a psychopath>ends up being completely justifiedall the fish must apologize to luke NOW!
>>205381880payton, I think the staff made all the rooms mixed gender for less whispering
>>205381899why even answer if you aren't watching the show
big purple
>>205381700...because they know they're on camera?
Off-hour fishtank.live chat is so cringe. They really think they're philosophers or some shit. Sweety you're a paypig for Sam Hyde.
>>205381904kek
>>205381907My bad, its Alexis
did binx do a bunch of cocaine last night? what the fuck is up with her nose?
>>205381904>hey binx.... can I show you my basilisk?
>>205381888Mixed it up my bad. Idk if I fell for the constant gastlighting that payton is male but she actually looks like a dude which confused me bcs ted got kicked out
>>205381942COVIDHOUSE
>>205381308Letty and Josie’s rap is good
I'm worried about Burt, I don't think he got enough cereal this morning
>someone gifted me a season passThank you saar I do be doing the redeeming on your behalf saar
>>205381755yeah i recommend checking out the fishtank digest channel on youtube and looking out for the restream of yesterday.watching sam&jet's speech live really made you feel how they are taking a risk and it could backfire, uncharted territory type stuff, mkultra psyop stuff.and then it just worked, jeet had actually a great moment stepping up to the other fish and motivating them.smaack cried and talked about leaving but was reeled back in by sam and ben.everyone is excited, tts is more unhinged, amazing watching it live.the whole friendtank shit was building up to this. when luke said the crew is playing with devil sticks he wasnt kidding.and things will heat up fast from here im pretty sure.the famous bucks scheme will keep the fish hooked in.kino. neptunian.
>>205381602sounds gay
>>205381947That looks like fucking ian
>>205381969cucumberfeet and SimplyReact are the best I've seen if anyone else has better/alts let me know
>>205381965Nice, that will be $60, thank you. Enjoy your 3-day pass!
famous house it’s a gay house doujinshi episode 1: Daddy burt rises
I don't recommend checking out the fishtank digest channel
Every day is erection day for Burt.
>>205381996what the fuck...
>>205381983damn bro... that's crazy
>>205381792Smaack transformed us into antifa with one simple trick.
>>205381989what
>>205382031getting gifted a pass charges you
>Retards in the thread either post too fast or too slow
Life is Mizzy
I was sceptical about the ai narrative thing but this is way more fun than sending a "nigger faggot" tts to some ftl fan.
>>205381996Very high effort OC, love to see it.
>>205382039no? I haven't entered payment info, how the fuck would it charge me? You're a silly billy.
>>205382068il take nigger faggot over them having to pretend they think its AI.the only people who genuinely buy it are burt and maybe MAYBE alex.
>Skibidi Chan so--AKK
I'm still reeling from the self proclaimed revelation that sweet little Payton is a lesbian sex monster that preys on married straight white mom's with blonde hair.
>its another go to bed at curfew and sleep in late episode of HELL HOUSE
>>205382019I'd take a liberal smack gf ngl
wrote this script, has minor issue where it spits gibberish when an admin chats but other than that works good. Hope its handy for some people. If feel free to fork and if you have any improvements lmk.https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/515832-make-ppv-land-ft-chat-links-clickable
ANDREWTURN ONCOMPUTERDO FUCKINGSOMETHING
>>205382095To be expected from a MtF tranny. Very warped view of sex due to all the porn that fucked them up.
binxchan status? so skibidi.
What stared the Alex/Binx vs Jeet beef? Did he redeem their Google cards?
>>205382095clip?
>>205382143https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205381407
smaack's last moments of ignorant bliss.
>>205382147you're a real piece of shit, you know that?
>Everyone sleeps late and production has to have a big meeting to plan how to fix alex assaulting the indian so we have nontent house until 2pmdamn bro, that's crazy....
>>205382140He told them he doesn't use toilet paper but it's not a big deal because he washes his hands anyway
>>205382154>*dances*>*mogs u*
>>205382140he went to the kitchen or something and they talked for 30 seconds without him and he got jealous
>>205382170i think smack outdances abi desu
i wish the so skibidi guy would stop postingi don't find it annoying, but i keep saying it to my cat and it's starting to become a tic
anyone got the image of luke saluting? i don't know what the address is for this board's archives
>>205382147i need a YT link to this
>>205382143wish I had it. It was pretty disturbing how casual and pornified her mind expressed herself about it. It wasn't even really hot desu. Just like a sudden clear sign that something is wrong with sweet Pay Pay.
>>205382147KINO
>>205382183smaack is a good dancer yeahbut my take on it is that abi's dancing is more uk codedjust a little bop and an arm twirlsmaack belongs to the yank clubs (and that's okay)
>>205382149fuck off
My gay step-father killed himself last night because of the election. I hope you chuds are happy. Burn in hell.
>>205382140it's retarded>he went to the kitchen>alex and binx were talking>he comes back and wants to know what they were talking about>for some reason alex gets enraged and tardgasms everywhere, assaulting the lion in the process.>Binx sides with the belligerent, drug addicted drunk for some reason, probably because she's from miami and sees this as normal behavior
>>205382200oh shit you're right lol
>>205382206>>>/pol/
>>205382200nta but i like this take
FATTY INCOMING?
>>205382224SHIT THROWING CONTEST IT'S HAPPENING!!! KINO!!!!!!!
>>205382140go ahead and ignore this post >>205382208 anon. it was typed by jeet hands
>>205382224if he's the private chef and they can only eat what he cooks
>>205381436Hag feet
>>205382194First sign of trouble were the leg tattoos she hides under her long songs
Finally some tension. I hope Jeet goes full BENCHOD BLODY BASTERD ALEX
Simbal is BRAT
>>205382232Where did I redeem a lie saar? Only truthful saar do not be the needful.
>>205381996hahahahahahahaha really good
>>205382224https://youtu.be/Hmxk-aWskyghes in his shitty box cooking meat slop right now
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730799748160840.webmI miss the good days boys...
>>205382244I just noticed bicep tattoo
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA
>>205382257>29 watchingGrim.
>>205382260we're still in the good old days, it's going to get much worse
>>205382261That's not a bicep moron
>>205382245what if they bring alex's wife in and cuck him live
>>205382246>Middle of a tense argument>moment of silence>Simbal reaches down and takes off his sandle>all the ethnic cast members know what's up>SAAAR I WARNED YOU NOT TO REDEEEM SAAAR>batters alex with his sandle in the style of an ethic mother>alex's math scores increase by 17%
whore is up with another nipple slip and more
>>205382194She wants that bogged ass
>>205382194>>205382244How exactly does a teen girl get a ravenous fetish for dom'ing moms? You'd think if she got seduced by a female coach her fetish would be for getting dom'd. So what else could it be?
>>205382261Might have to change endorsement to Binx.
>>205382060>Life is missy>Replace the i with an e>life is messy>this pun is true and factual while describing herself humorously Erm... Is Missy a hidden genius?
>>205381745Why did hag yell at jeet
>>205382272erm ackshually it's the medial head of the ticep
Would they even buy bringing new contestants mid show? I don’t Big Sloper, do they do that there?
>>205382287iq curve meme
>>205382284some people are innately warped
>>205382257Is his shed on the bloodgames land?
>>205382271its going to get much kino you mean
>>205382284By being a teenage boy
>>205382287its actually a epic of gilgamesh reference
>>205382287That's some 2AM thinking right there, friend.
>>205381769Klaus won
If Claire was a fish this season she would be getting bullied by Binx, would have made all the other girls hate her, would been all alone, would shit test production and eventually walk out all pissy
>>205382208You forgot the whole Jeet egging on Alex the whole time and Jeet either not understanding what the others were telling him or him purposely pissing them off since he was drunk.
>>205382287Mizzy is literally the best contestant hope she wins
>>205382294Other shows do it to shake up the dynamic (not sure about bb), there's not really any reason it wouldn't make sense
When will it be leaked Ben did blackface?
>>205382287it's supposed to be miserable not messy you dingus
>>205382284paytroon is a man, its clear to everyone.
>>205382260>season 3 was 5 years ago bros...
>>205382316based. She is such a miserable oblivious retard that I can't help but have a soft spot for her
>>205382315I didn't even notice that if true, I was watching another cam and then Alex was screaming like a retard for the 20th time that day
>>205382326we have the images
just woke up so this wigga went full ape shit last night? might be time for an endorsement
>>205382328Wrong. She explains it in the directors cut
>>205382316Sam will cut her hair and then she'll win
>>205382338no you need to endorse smaack
>>205382334Alex was calming down and the jeet said "chill" a hundred times in a row and wouldn't stop
>>205382347that didn't work for trish or tayleigh though
Can you still endorse eliminated contestants?
>>205382343nope she's wrong and you're wrong
>>205382338he was acting hot shit and t-posing in simbal's face while the lion was sitting down.as soon as Simbal stood up to stand his ground production rushed in because then an alpha male was on the table.heroin addict got pulled away for his own safety
>>205382348i will never forgive, never forget
QRD from the point where Sam told the fish to be more reality-like on the reality show about a fake reality show?
>>205382257It sucks for fatty because if he ever gets actually skinny he'll just be an extremely annoying man instead of a loveable fat retard
>>205382355>the man was screaming in his face a million words per minute>obviously drunk and unable to handle it>Simbal told him to calm down as he was behaving like a histerical woman or a child.I do not redeem lies saar
>>205382378sometimes I think you people really are jeets
why did alex attack the jeet?
>>205382366I don't make the rules you just have to endorse her
Life really is so mizzy guys... right?
>>205382312Aw FUCK yeah! Claudia can hawk-TUAH onto Oddbod’s asshole, coating the outside with her stinking phlegm and pressing the proboscis-like tip of her big BEAK of a SCHNOZZ into the BULLSEYE of it til her nose passes through the internal sphincter DONUT ring in-TO the soft fluffy expanse of his rectum, from which the thrush of her Claudine Bretniey nostril hairs SHALL pull odd CLODS of biomaterial, the genetic warriors of which shall RAPE and DESTROY Isaac’s stable and comfortable years-accumulated ecosystem, up within that THANG!She’s a fuckin Disneyprincess fuckyeahfuckyeahfuckyeah dreaming of Jacob’s POW mouth. Ye Squad, all donged up from start to finish, huffing the air which follows Claudia, wanting to put their Ye House Content Careers on the line for a whiff of Claudinestench. Jacob followed Claudia’s ass with a voracious desirousness reducing him to a Pac-Man WAKA WAKA state, his head floating like the hand-over-mouth awe displayed at the primal display of a little monkey boy
>>205381265God her feet must smell so ripe right now.
>>205382389KEK I was genuinely about to say exactly this
>>205382386HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN >calm down AlexHEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN >Alex. Calm. Down.HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN >Alex. Calm. Down.HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN I'LL ATTACK YOU MAN HEY MAN I'M A COBRA MAN HEY MAN I'LL MESS YOU UP MAN HEY MAN >I can't believe Simbal escalated the situation by telling him to calm downyou're a faggot
>>205382399not forgotten
https://account.venmo.com/u/lifeismizzyI have sent Mizzy so much money while she has been on the show, she has to date me when she gets out
>>205382415kek
>>205382415good work bro but I'm not falling for that
>>205382410tell me you're a poo without telling me you're a poo
>>205382392type shit
>>205382415keep trying someone will go for it, make a binx one instead her simps are fucked
>>205382391sounds pretty desperate
I'M BURNING MADI'M BOILING MADWHERE IS SHEWHERE IS CLAAAAAAAIRE
potatoes, spooky, pineapples
>>205382410simbal instigated, he apoligzed 0 times for making the entire house smell like shit.
my sexy pissed off latina wife
payton dilating in the bathroom
>>205382442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_PvlziOqU>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
>>205382375jeet stepped up to give motivational speech, smaack cried, other fish encouraged smaack, meanwhile TTS got more unhinged, burt nervous, binx drinking red bull and getting all fidgety and excited, everyone fired up, an hour later sam and ben come in and give another pep talk to smaack, just a few words, and boom smaack is back in line, sam talks to alexis about how jeet is a nasty piece of shit cretin for bringing up his disabled brother and being in an alpha male competition against a gay schizo and a crackhead, and then boom sam introduces famous bucks.things are getting realno more friendtank
>>205382443Where is Klaus? Klaus is CoolKool Klaus
>>205382443Claudia Gervasini and the Overland Park Masterbaterz
does anyone know payton's deadname?
>alexis jealous of burt wanting wanting to fuck mizzy and not her>alexis seeing the "life is mizzy" shirts and whining about it>she's still whining about itthey HAVE to keep gassing up mizzy around alexis. it pisses her off to a hilarious degree
>>205382473jaydon. it was in their yearbook
>>205382443In dumbfuckistan
>>205382473patrick
Tier listingsS>BurtA>Mizzy>BinxBCDSimbalNontent Tier>La'Ron>Payton>AlexisI hate him and I think the show is worse because of him being there>Alex
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730878062335814.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730878676498415.webm
>>205382460KINOOOOOOOOO
team faggot is awake
Luv MizzyLuv AlexLuv BurtLuv Binxate everyone elsesimple as
>>205382443That bitch named Claudia G can’t denyThat she would like to get fucked by Smartschoolboy9When she goes on the show she calls herself ClairesssssssLike a Roman Catholic fart—she’s putting on airs.
>>205382485(You)
>janny banned me for smaackposting lmaoing @ (you) mr janny
>>205382482the south will rise again
>>205382493for me it's>the mizzster>alex>smaack>burt>binx
>Your face will be money for the rest of your lifewow G, wow...
>>205382504I love smack bros
>>205382421>>205382424>>205382437No that's actually her venmo, it's on her linktree, she has a cashapp aswell but it's not listed there
>>205382460anonI kneel
>>205382511>chode fitness
>>205382504trannard jannard trying to censor us... society....
>>205382512wow indeed i rewatched it 4 times
>>205382463thanks bud
I just seen the burt confessional clip. he's planning on murdering every contestant except Alex, right?
Sam needs to start giving out bigger rewards as they ramp up the bits
>>205382530did they ever find the knife he took from the kitchen
>>205382519maybe some simps will donate and get that fat mizz muff
>>205382455Reminder that "Payton is a man" is a psyop by delusional troons trying to convince you this beautiful Aryan princess could be a man when in reality they all look like Chris-Chan and keffals.
Mom is mizzy
>>205382486
>>205382538nope
>>205382547Damn I'd call her at 2AM wassup
>>205382538was that even real? i thought production was just fucking with them
>>205382547julianna vega
they better drop the voting thing today
>>205382552>me when I find the last josiefag
If they got rid of these 3, the drama of the show would continue
>>205382511love this shetland pony like you wouldn't believe
>>205382547ethnicity check?
>>205382486can't wait for this moron to mess with the wrong person.
>>205382561volleyball straightguy actually
>hey steinful sorry for not paying you yet we've been real busy. anyways would you be okay if we paid you in mondobits instead?
>>205382569nothing would change in the slightest. They do nothing of value.
does anyone have the clip of binx shouting at the jeet
>I feel bad because he's been in prison and shit- Alexis, on Alex having to do a gay scene with Burt
>>205382583i dont think anyone actually believed that kamala stood a chance so they probably wouldn't believe it
>>205382524I applaud his efforts but its all for naught, Smaack the Snaack has taught me to be optimistic, to enjoy the little things in life, so I will carry on.And I hope she wins S3 of Fishtank (this makes this post topical)
Mizz thighs
>>205382453when she was yelling at Signal last night she was at her absolute hottest. Shame she didn't yell at him in Spanish
>>205381340And she cutest last night without any makeup
I like how the harpies think mizzy is some snakey mastermind when in reality she's just a complete buffoon who's kinda annoying
another year or two and mizzy will be a fucking obese midget
>>205382573KEK
>>205381340she's cute with or without makeup
>>205382597she will not win anon, she is too pure and nice for this show. They will unfortunately break her
BINX MIZZ SCHEMES IN B1
>>205382284>>205382194I think I get it. Payton spent so much "bro time" with her dad she absorbed his ravenous horniness for milfs.
>>205382603this>>205382597I really like her too.much it's gonna suck when she leaves
why do the harpies dislike mizzy? I thought her and alexis were close in the first couple of days? It's wild how they sided with peytroon for stealing her diary
>>205382613she will NEVER fuck you warwick davis
>>205382638they already hated her because she was annoying before that, they stole her candy because of that
>>205382486this is what it's like to work with indians btwthey literally do not fucking understand anything
>>205382638Mizzy is always going through a crisis and she's exhausting
>>205382638She’s an inherently selfish person women naturally avoid this personality type
>binx continuing to side with the junkie>stonks crashing
>>205382609better for them to think that so /ourqueen Binx prevails over them
>>205382638I think it's because life is mizzy became an energy vampire after her redpill and her diary was stolen
>>205382640stop before this thread gets deleted
>>205382653any binx fan worth their salt is also an alex fan
>>205382638women are crabs in a bucket and they hate a winner
>>205382657kek
blowing your nose with one hand is for apes
>>205381903literally shane from twdright mindset but too soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5E_c6ej6Y
kek mizzy's jealous
I miss Bex…
>binx x alexkino>binx x smaackkino>binx x mizzykino>binx x simbalkino
>i got rewarded for my fuckin nonsenselmfao
i love this crackhead so much
where is burt wiping his loads?
>>205382657THE WHITE MAN IS BACK BABY
>>205382693the utter disbelief in his voice is gold
>>205382686Same people are so dramatic
>>205382657Off topic
Anyone else just depressed and unable to work today? I've unironically been tearing up at random times and thinking about what will happen in the coming days.
>>205382686they should tell them he won and then act like they're joking, then be like "nah he actually won"
we need computer to force burt into distrusting production
watch the jeet seethe when he finds out alex got vbucks too
bros has smaack washed that onesie yet?
>>205382704Politics are always on topic sweaty
>>205382574
binx is smart af
hey jet I've got some ideas to improve the show>kick laron, peyton, alexis without any explanation>release poorly trained dog>play the mizzy drum and bass ai remix on a loop>feed them only pizza for a week, claim vance got banned from walmart>Chris Lynch
>>205382722>14-32thats quite the margain for error there
>>205382638Mizzy doesn't really fag hag like they do. She's upset there aren't any normal-ish hetero guys left. Ian was her last tank-bf
>>205382712lets fucking hope not
>>205382728>reenact the indian caste system where they all shit on the floor and have the jeet clean it up
>>205382728they should just start chucking nazi poop everywhere and get a fat naked man and puke dykes
They really need to kick Alexis or Baby Sneed though
life is getting mizzy in b1
will fake dollar bills really make them bend to the will of production?
>>205382686Kamala was raped
>>205382753yes
binx-chaaaan, wa so-skibidi desuuu
>Alex is awake>show is suddenly somehow worse than when nothing was happening
>will they take you on big brother if you were already on something like this?no but it does work the other way around
>>205382753yep. they don't get them if they walk.
>>205381238burt spurt link is broken
>Alex is awake>show is suddenly somehow better than when everything was happening
>>205382657they are right - Symbal was robbed.
>>205382763>Binx Chan so skib---ACK
Need someone to tell me what Binx's feet smell like after days of not showering.
>>205382657Go back there and stay
Alex first thing in the morning already yelling his ass off about Signal, anons we're in for a good day of content today
alex kino all day?
>>205382776they need to let them fight, but the jeet would never consent
ALEX WOLVES RISE UPPPFUCK THAT LITTLE PUNK SIGNAL COME AT HIM BROWE ALL DARE YOU SIGNALHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
alex juiced already jesus its only 9 am
>>205382787Goranian. Interested to see how this plays out.
BLOOD DRUNK
mizzy saying she wants to leave and apply for big brother.Alex having a jimmy freak out.Yup its all unravelling today.
Gonna be a doozy in the famous house today
>>205382793ALEX NATION RISE UP
liability much?
>>205382792sam already said they can get some gloves for them. just tell him he will be kicked if he dosn't do it.
>>205382793WOOF WOOF WOOFWOLF PACK
Fuck yeah. Goon for Alex. Goon for Alex. Cum tribute Alex’s fat wife. Masturbate to the idea of Alex humiliating Ted in front of his family. Masturbate to Alex’s dead dad’s tree obituary. Fuck yeahhhh gooner. Alex’s victory over Ted in arm wrestling fueled my fucking goon like a fucking JET, FUCK YEAAAHH. I hit edge so many times last night hearing Alex’s good-ole-boy voice piercingly travel throughout the tank. He has that Louisville HUUUUUUHHHHHH drawl. Like he’d rip a fat cloud from the pipe and release it with a HUUUUHHHHHH tone while he masturbates with his wife on the Adults Plus section of Omegle. Fuuuuck yeaaah gooner.>Rich white guy>Still works hard and is somehow a redneck>Retarded in a funny way>Talks nonstop>Sexy tightpiece>Good morals, protects the weak>PC Gamer>Somewhat of a wigger>Older but still looks/acts young for some reasonFace it, the perfect contestant.
Alex is the new Damiel
WE NEED A BOXING MATCH
Alex wants the boxing match to happen, Sam and Jet you know what to do!
>>205382795the meth only held him back, hes true vigor comes from sobriety
>>205382795you know he's doing it on purpose right?
Alex is never gonna get that inheritance
alex's body is naturally producing meth again
>>205382819yeah but where did he get the drugs to do this already
>>205382753A couple grand worth of fishbucks will make everyone but Alex, Burt, Smaack and Payton stay. Alex and Burt will stay regardless, so they don't count. Sadly Smaack and Payton are there to be broken.
Scott, bring in the gloves it is time
people saying alex is an actor have not been around addicts, and i'm geniuenly happy for you
>>205382632I think there's two angles to it.Payton clearly has a higher androgen influence due to her wider shoulders and strong facial bone structure than many women.Combine this with an unmet need or antagonistic relationship with the feminine authority figure. AND / ORA relationship with the masculine authority figure which is conditional on the child expressing masculine traits and hobbies. This could create an attraction to women as the child mirrors the father over the mother.This is for dominant lesbians. Submissive and feminine lesbians have a fear of the masculine, usually due to being victims of male violence.
tranny janny just banned me for discussing politics when I haven’t at all wtf
>>205382823good. Imagine being a successful businessman and your son turns out like this as a 40 year old man.
Alex is so loud it's easier to hear him than Binx and Mizzy from B1
signal don't want none of this
set it up like a proper contract fight but in super speed but do the steps>fight contract>individual training time with own coach>press conference>get dressed>walk out>officiated fight
fishtank veterans, what the fuck does this item do and how do I use it. Completing the sequence always fails...
b1 talking about who the audience likes but calling us "computer" and they're basically on the money
THE WHITE MAN IS BACK BABY
>>205382827how much money did smaack say she had?
ALEX IT UP
>the streets
Checking in on stocks,$ALEXB up for meth head kino$MIZZY down for being retarded narcissist what else
>>205382835They're really touchy today for some reason, you need to be careful
SCOTT SULLIVAN MMA IS ON THE WAY TO COACH SIMBALALEX GETS SAM
if every homeless person had alex energy i wouldn't leave my house
Rare Creature Lhttps://x.com/voidXway/status/1854157770641076328>Yall fr thought a poc women would be president? America has been more racist than ever the past few years. It was never gonna happen. Plus the shadow government rules everything anyway. We were doomed either way.
here we go lol
Mizzy did nothing wrong
>>205382857$BURT reaching market cap after revealing a upcoming suprise that will make him memorable for decades
>>205382848https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730272581480538.webm
>>205382864literally who? offtopic
>>205382793AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this jeet is such a fucking coward, holy shit
alex is so good at kayfabe
>Alex blaming others for his aggressionAre we sure he isn't black and Burt isn't white?
im not ready for this alex
Chris Lynch made the whole production team dinner last night if you didn’t know. Just wanted to let you know that he made and brought them food.
Binx is the only one unaffected by these retards. She won. She can outlast any of them.
>>205382864stop posting this irrelevant bum, she begs for money constantly
Alex is scaring the hoes. He'll get voted out before the small indian guy.
>>20538285010k in debt iirc
He’s doing the voice lol
ID on Binx's sweatshirt?
Alex would be such an insanely good WWE wrestler. Get him on tren.
I love to watch alex but I think I’d either kill him or get killed by him irl
>and then he sat down like a good boy>I appreciate that, good boy
>>205382886This time the Jeet is to blame for his aggression. Anyone that watched live knows Signal egged him the fuck on
>>205382888
How did we go from these wholesome good morning sir memes to seething poltards who despise indians in a few months
Jeet fake cracking his head to pretend he's hard lmao
11-22 hahah Alex is the best thing ever
TWENTY TWO TIMESMAYBE FIFTEENELEVEN TO TWENTY TWO
>>205382905he couldn't handle the bants
>>205382901kino take, but he would need a good manager to make him shut up
>>205382844its a gay buttonyou are gay now
>>205382889Wrong, he made himself a normal dinner but his belly was full for once so he gave his left overs' to Sam and Jet, Ben, Vance and the other guy and there was still some left over.
>>205382900https://ibblescribbles.cafe/products/dance-dance-desperation-kobeni-t-shirt
Alex got out of bed 5 minutes ago and is ready to throw hands already holy shit
alex theeeeeeee lioooooooon
>>205382906ian is what this house needs right now
Alex needs burt's date rape drugs desu. Its the only thing that can call him down.
>>205382908A lot of countries have gone from wholesome corner store owners to street shitting in a few months
Alex is now in "questing crackhead" mode for that $100 reward. He's going to grind for gold.
holy shit alex is so based
>>205382902Yea he’s insanely good to watch but would be exhausting in real life
fuck off alex
Call me call me Mr MakaveliI make I'm disappear just like Harry HoudiniJEET NEEDS TO DROP THIS FAGGOT
binx is worried about simbal telling the others their plans but he didn't even understand the plan in the first place
only way this problem can be resolved is a good boxing matchget on the job, G
>>205382901We need a make Alex Hulk Hogan fishtoy. I bet he'd be amped as fuck if they made him dress up as the Hulkster.
>>205381295Her "music" is literally rip offs of other songs lmfao
>>205382915He would've went into business himself at some point. The potential is high but self-destruction potential much higher
I hate Simbal but the rest of the cast has to break the Alexis Sneed Payton alliance before he leaves or else one of those 3 will win
Jeet hasn't even had coffee yet and Alex is already getting into it
>>205382864How is this an L? She’s not saying it’s bad
>>205382569they should stay, they understand point of this show, they should get punishedkick mizzy, ego of trio's will get sky high>>205382728>kick out the only people that deserve punishment>and also the only machiavellists (apart from alex) willing to play the dirty game no matter of cost>improvementeven now Mizzy dont care about the drama at all, kick her out, nothing will change
Alex the type of guy to get so mad he implodes
>alex kino before noon
This is accelerating too fast (I like it, but women will walk if this keeps on)
Mizzy makes me sad and I don't even like her all that much.People like Alex or Binx will enjoy the show and they don't really have much going on.I dislike Sneed, Symbal and Lexi but they are clearly into reality tv so they knew what they were signing up for.Smack and Payton will 100% leave as soon as they do something hellhousey and they both have their communities back home.But Mizzy has clearly been trying to be famous, her rich parents have probably been financing her dream for over a decade, and she has a couple shitty short films, some appearances in a dhar man-esque youtube channel, and a mediocre song with under 10k views on youtube. This clearly means a lot to her and she's been trying so hard and she isn't a bad singer, she isn't a bad actress, but she's not good enough and she doesn't have the it factor. Again, I don't even like her, but Im begging any of you try to woo her and make her happy. Don't be an autistic creep and Im sure youll have a shot. She deserves something good
>he takes every person aside and gives them promiseskek alex does that exact same thing
Alex is gonna crash out today and get evicted.
binx bulge
>>205382835good (((american))) politics is retarded, nothing changed yesterday
If simbal leaves would Alex be chill or find a new target to freak on?
>>205382939>when you listen to the random beggers story on why he needs bus money
>>205382864This is a fishtank thread, not a “gay random spinoff for parasocial fags” thread.By the way, IP2 won
alex is securing his spot. he is immune to ever being voted out if he keeps producing content.
>>205382753alexis said she has like 800 bucks in her account and is $90k in debt so yeah
imagine jeet just gets up and suckerpunches him to a lucky instant knockout
>>205382930HOW CAN HE FLEX
>>205382949I really wanted Simbal to be president to help break that alliance but this Alex ludokino happening instead might have been the better outcome lmao
Is Alex still drunk lol
HALF MAN
How do people enjoy someone acting cuhraaaazzyyyy on purpose because they're an attention whore on a reality show
>>205382940G will take signal under his wing, he alluded to it yesterday.signal is the irredeemable villain now, G will teach him how to be a villain
>>205382989Alex's brain chemistry has been permanently warped
>CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEits torture they should play it on loop in the house
I like how none of the people even acknowledge Simbal or attempt to take his side
>>205382945he would deffo wear a hulk hogan costume. or savage, or flair.but we all know it should be steiner
alex mogging the jeet and the girls laughing holy shit he's on suicide watch
i had to mute this shit im too uncomfortable
ALEX IS THE GOAT
>man's having an argument with himself
>>205382989he's playing it up
both mizzy and simbal will leave today
Alex is hamming it up a little too much now.
I'm not sure Alex is going to let this one go or forget about it, distracted as he is. They must box.
>>205383005100% females will walk soon
Alex is a fucking retard lmaooo
>HE EVEN STOLE MY LINElmao
>>205382957content emperor
This is a brutal mogging. Like Jesus Christ I hate the Jeet but stand up for yourself.
i hope we get alex kino all day
if you ever miss a moment you can switch to director mode to catch it with the delay
>>205383002they're laughing at him so I guess that's something
>goes away>comes back screaming>goes away again>comes back screaming againyeah he's a meth head
He's doing this for more vbucks lmao
binx is telling payton something about the alliance, probably trying to tell her it doesn't exist in case simbal says something about it
>go onto a show to become famous>get mogged by a production plant, 40 year old drug addict, and latina Ramona Flowers
Is the jeet really gonna take this?
THE JEET IS DISPLAYING 100% JEET BEHAVIOUR >be intimidated by the white mansays nothing, doesnt even attempt to stand up for himself>surrounds himself with women who don't want him thereso if the white man knocks him out he falls in to the women so the white man looks bad>how long until, is it because i am indian SAAAR?
I like how the Jeet's mere existence makes everyone eternally seethe
>>205382831He literally asked the crew how he should act on day 1 (day 0). It’s not a coincidence that everyone is now acting super catty after Sam’s speech yesterday. Alex is 100% acting.
>>205383017ORANGE ORANGE she should leave, she is to nice for it, she dont deserve it
>>205383037jeets are the most docile and servile people on the planet unless they outnumber you like 10 to 1
are cubans white?
>>205382959Great an hero Gooner scum
A DOG HAS THE COURAGE TO FIGHT HIS ENEMY BACK. PUNK
>>205382997jet is a bitch if he doesn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_PvlziOqU>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
>>205383017this
where is burt!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex needs to bring up Signal's retarded brother to get Jeet actually riled up (assuming he wasn't lying about him)
>threatens another man>leaves room>calls him a coward>leaves room>says he starts fights>is bringing up shit from yesterday>leaves room
>>205383053white enough for creature's nazi bf
>he keeps coming back
>>205383064The living one or the dead one?
so what exactly set our guy off this morning?
>>205383048is orange another codeword?
would be funny if the jeet swept alex's legs
>>205383017nobody is leaving you retard, they are getting paid a good wage to barely even do anything + famous bucks.
the famous buck really gave him a confidence boost
A TOAST! TO FAMOUS HOUSE!
THE CHEESETHE MOUSE SIMBAL THE MOUSE
>>205383080he woke up and was still pissed off about the stuff from last night lol
>>205383080Leftover grudge from before he went to sleep
Sigma Symbol playing it smart, harpies will kick out alex for being too dangerous for everybody
Baby Sneed is loving this
KEK
ppv kill?
kek burt is gonna be so confused again
>>205383053Absolutely not. If you speak with any sort of Hispanic Accent you are simply not going to be treated like a regular /WASP/ white American. Are they European? Sure, but not white enough for the U.S.
>>205383052and even then if you're 5'10+ they'll just nip at you like chihuahuas acting like wolves. you just have to hit one of them and they scatter.>t. 5'11 whitoid who was 'attacked' by a group of jeets in goa
>alex bringing the content>jeet sits there and does nothingguess he didn't understand the assignment
>>205383103ppv kill
did they tell them kamala won the election?
>>205383047of course he is hamming it up, he is acting like on a reality tv show like he should, but he isn't a brilliant method actor trying to trick the audience like some people on here seem to believe
>simbal sitting there in silence while binx lies about their planwhat a bitch hahaha she knows he won't say shit
>>205383117no
>>205383080He got a hundred bucks for the drama yesterday and connected the dots
>>205383116G will take signal under his wing to be a villain
They should force the fish to make a newspaper 'The Daily Burt' at end of day or next morning so we can have a good recap every day. Thanks all.
>>205383103Seems like it
alex is such a junkie retard. the best way to deal with these people is break their arm
Payton is a dyke in disguise.
>>205383108are there any 100% spanish cubans?
whats wrong with ppv ptz's?
I've seen enough. Bring back TJ, and Jimmy, so Alex can heem them.
>>205383103normal m3u kill
>>205383135she's pretty upfront about it
wtf did binx whisper after they asked if the plan was real?
>>205383145tj could beat alex in fight
any ppv insiders? how do you expect us to continue not paying you a cent when things are this grim?
>>205383146its so over
>>205383142>are there any 100% spanish cubans?Yes, but they're exceptionally rare. I frequent all the ancestry subreddits because I'm autistic, and most are part black/native albeit in single digits for both.
>>205383142Yes, but there aren't many. Most are mixed.
>>205383160was retarded from her. Could've just said something "our plan is what you think it is, similar to what you guys were planning" and leave it at that
Stream heemed
>>205383160https://fishtank.live/clip/160691
>>205383182that makes no sense retard
>>205383197
>>205382997>you only call me when you’re drunkWhen Evanescence did their song about this they made it about how sad that substances took over the other person’s life which ended up bleeding over into the singer’s life. Mizzy is just writing about being the butt if a booty call.>you only call me when you need someoneWhat exactly is so fucking wrong about that? Be happy you’re their go-to when they need social interaction>you only call me on the weekendYeah bitch I’m fucking busy during the week. Believe it or not I don’t get to sit around living off of mommy and daddy’s money, I got shit to do.
is fishtank official site dead as well? or did they legit just cut the cameras cause they think the jeet is going to get btfo
reminderhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730842393251467.webm
>>205383215no Jet just nuked ppv's streams
>>205383215you can check by going to fishtank.live
>>205383213someone should do a full pitchforkian review hailing it as a masterpiece
>>205382951Yes she is
ppv come back
>>205383223legit such a cuck. no way am i using the official site. just will have to wait for the recaps. fuck you jet, fucking kike, suck a nigger dick.
>>205383215site fine but super choppy. Glad I got a gifted season pass
>>205383234How do you know?
>>205383223why would he doe? are there no interactive features to milk the paypigs with this season?
>>205383241Because I know what the word "doomed" means
>>205383227i am already mining crypto, i am not letting them blow up my machine
eurobros/neetbros, will the crew only come upstairs after 4pm yank time?
we're back
>>205383259its the pattern i've noticed.
>>205383227It runs badly. If they had a mirror that just had the cam feeds and none of the nonsense I would buy a season pass.
Whatever happened to the "Entity" doll that was placed in the dollhouse couple nights ago?
>>205383259prolly
>>205383235looks like they might have changed the stream source (even direct m3u is down). if they are smart it wont be as easy to find and rip again, but they usually aren't so hopefully we'll find the new links.
just saw the fight with signal last night, holy shit that man is retarded. i always wonder what goes through the head of people who antagonize instead of de-escalate
>>205383293>dude just sit back and let the jeet passive aggressively shit on you
Signal is going to be the Letty of this season and Sam will cry in the end
feeling sad cause I got in a small car acident yesterday (and it was my fault) but then I remember Smack and it reminds me to have a nice positive day
>>205383297I think he was referring to the Jeet being retarded. If not then yea anon is retarded
>>205383307i realized that after posting maybe im rarted
>>205383304did you die or are you ok
>>205383304not a smackhead but she does have a nice bubbly energy. she is no longer my most disliked female fish (life is mizzy)
>>205383293For me, it's Mizzy coming in and grabbing and obviously unhinged tweaker's face and talking about icecream.
blonde bianca
>>205383293What happened?
Famous House dies today
>>205383297in my eyes the escalation was from jeet constantly saying "saar chill" and lingering when everyone asked him to gtfo
>>205383322yup. and the fish know it too ;)
>>205383281>>205383285Jannies going deathcon three on orange man lol
I like the Jeet desu
>>205383315life is mizzy makes kino music tho
These are probably some of the only people in the country who don't know the outcome of the election
base
>>205383331yeah it's unbelievable, the absolute state of janny trannies
idk why u guys dislike mizzy that much'symbal did u get paid for last nights performance?' was a great question.
well good job guys, I'm sure it's gonna be SO funny listen to them whine about politics all day now
>>205383333holy checked simbalsirs won
>>205383326you're right but alex did escalate it physically (which is based)
>>205383099lol at thinking they'll kick out alexclueless
>>205383331>deathcon three
>>205383349Her narcissism constantly tripping her up and making her come across insufferable.
I HAVE DONE SOME FUCKING RESEARCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL-GEez74wQ&ab_channel=fishtank>TWO MEN FIGHTINGthe jeet and king alex>FAT BLONDE WOMAN SAYING SHE IS PREGNANTalexisWHAT ELSE IS LEFT? 15 CONTESTANTS? WILL THEY PUSH 6 MORE IN? IS THIS ACTUALLY NEPTVNIAN? WHAT ELSE REMAINS UNCOVERED
Alexis's gyatt gives me a hornie bonie everytime
>>205383297>>205383307>>205383313yeah i meant the jeet but i understand the confusion. spamming "chill" until someone gets in your face and then doing it some more is a surefire way to get your ass whooped.>>205383316thank god
>>205383353computer already told them yesterday that kamala was sure to win, they didn't really care. this bit is stupid.
Is Mizzy into Simbal or am I retarded?
fibonacci
>>205383299>Signal is going to be the Letty of this seasonIn a very specific way sure>Sam will cry in the endNo way. I don't think he'll ever again have an attachment to fish like he does to the season 1 kids. At best he'll give Alex a genuine hug and handshake.
>>205383363that's exactly why I like her, she's clueless and retarded and I find it funny how pathetic she constantly is
>burt came with multiple rape whistles
i think burt will be satisfied with the reveal because it means his schizophrenic theories were justified
>>205383383The S1 cast (excluding simmons and probably mauro) are like his surrogate children
Burt is going to bestow a [Legendary] "Trainers Whistle" upon Alex.Upon Use, Burt will immediately be summoned to your location and murder suicide all people within a 5m radius.
>>205383370yeah I know it sucks
Burt likes to blow the whistle while he's raping
>>205383362>newfag
>>205383322big if true
>>205381303
>>205383398I've been here regularly since 2012 :(
>>205382486DEMON MODE!
the thumbnails change when i refresh ppv but the streams wont work wtf
>>205383394sam hates jon
Season 3 feels a lot more like Season 1. Is it because of the house? S2 felt very dark in comparison
>>205383216I AM A VERY GOOD BAD BOYbitch basterd
>>205383369Not to mention the tone of him saying chill over and over, was pure passive aggressiveness being a dick
Why does binx only hang out with people of color?
binx would definitely not allow pickles on my burgers
>>205383419>Season 3 feels a lot more like Season 1. Is it because of the house?No, its because they're not being hostile as fuck to the fish right off the bat like Season 2.
>>205383423That’s all there is
>>205383254passes are pretty much the only way they're making money now
binx talking to payton and laron because mizzy's gonna leave and they're gonna vote out simbal
>>205383419hellhouse doesn’t start until fatty and frank show up
Payton would look great with a mullet
ngl life is mizzy rn
goran is ddosing ppv dot land ffs
how is jeet at fault here? meth head alex is just being uppity because he can't get his fix and doesn't get to fuck his fat hog of a wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj7VwZaa5dg
Burt will never be able to become a firefighter and it makes me sad
>little short-ass dick fuckin nasty mandamn binx
>>205383436missy not going anywhere she creams to this shit
>>205383423what? alex is his #1 and hangs out with him mostly. what are you on
>little short dick nasty ass manBinx now has me BRICKED up, boys.
>Turn off grey names>ppv downWhy are they being jews
Women that look like Binx are latinx royality in latinx countries but in white countries she's a high mid at best. By the way is Binx really the most sexually attractive woman Jet could get to be on the show? I was expecting atleast one girl at Summer level.
>>205383467stellar bait
>>205383367You’re not the only one
>>205383419they gave up on season 2 pretty early, sam was just doing comedy tours at one point, came dressed out of character, and obviously had no clue what was going on
>All these people commenting on the show>ppv downHuh, it really is a bot thread
praying for ppvgive it back damn it
>>205383435they'll make a lot more money through TTS and random stupid fishtoy ideas as the show goes on and they don't have to filter the TTS anymore.
Does anyone have any clips of naked alexis?
Im starting to think indians are the most hated race at this point. Like more than blacks and jews. They seem like they've hated Simbal since the first day lmao
get scott in this shit
>>205383448>jeet is crying because they didn't tell him something that just happened whilst they are telling him about said thing>isn't listening just complaining>tells alex to calm down (in his disgusting street shitter tone) literally 20 timesIf that wouldn't make you want to rip the head of a jeet ur probably a jeet yourself.
>>205383467Binx is only half cuban btw.
>>205383467thats true but America is basically a latinx country now
>>205383493she said both her parents are cuban
>>205383467>Summer level.pffft
SCOTT KINO INCOMING
>>205383478Read the thread we already talked about it
>>205383489>get scottNO!
checks out
damn yall didnt tell me smaack is hot like that
>>205383490most accurate description of what went down. Anyone on the side of Jeet here is a troll or street shitter
>>205381364im reality shows unironically, and binx's situation is common in them>penthouse crew going to win the show>binx see's she's on the outs with that group, and tried to consolidate all the other people who are on the outs to break them up>alex and simbal are so retarded they dont see it, so they are more focused on alpha lion momentsso binx was doing the right move, but alex and simbal are so retarded they cannot see it the same way
is alex casually saying nigga now
>>205383502Oh so her eastern euro dad is from Cuba? Interesting.
Slowburn bros?
>>205383418Maybe now after Jon (or one of Jon's gayboys) disavowed them on twitter, but Jon was the first fish he loved.
>Alex is actually letting the pajeet mind fuck himLol and people thought he was going to be a finalist
>>205383516
alex nigga moment
>>205383518they forgot to turn the stove on
this is like the one time when making them fight would be kinda funny
>>205383493but the other half is jew
>>205383520Wait what happened? Was this after bloodgames?
>>205383528They should tell them the truth in a way that makes them doubt it.
ALL FUCKING JEETS MUST FUCKING HANG
>PPV down >Site doesn't have a pop out playerITS SO OVER
>>205383521holy shit you guys are retarded
Jeet has Alex fucking shook kek. I love this street shitta
what the fuck just happened
"You're trying your best" Are they congratulating him for resisting saying nigga more often?
kek why did sneed kick him out?
Black people are so mentally weak over a word lmao
this weak minded meth head is more of a liability then any fish before
>>205383542Can I turn chat off it’s so annoying
HEY JETZERO DOLLARSHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>205383489WE ARE SO BACKScott please flirt with the teenage girl this will be epic fishtank conten
I thought low class whites had an n word pass?
binx in breeding position
damn
well I guess I'm done watching until the new m3u8 playlist leaks
>>205383546>>205383549alex said nigger like five times
>>205383518it still is a slow burn retard. its day 11. 1/4 in. you want friendtank for another 10 days?
~oh no~~not me~~I'll only watch on PPV~
this sneed nigga needs an ego check
smelly indian vs smellful american
>>205383570damn i didnt even notice, it rolls off his tongue so smoothly
>>205383570webm?
>>205383564>>205383565>>205383566>You'd have a high quality version of this if ppv was up
>>205383520Jon disavowed them like 5 times since season 1, he never sticks to his guns and Sam doesn’t care
US Cubans aren’t white but they’re white passing in their conservative politics. If you have to race mix then a Cuban is great option because of this and their lighter brown skin
>>205383418>>205383520>>205383533sam still respects him more than mauro
>>205383564PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>205383544they really are. they just dont watch the show and post on emotions
>>205383573kek
>>205383562>>205383564stick my dixy in the binxy
>>205383566>b hole outline clearly visible
Sneed hasn't heard the news. We can say nigger now.
Can african immigrants say nigger even though they weren't slaves?
>>205383570I thought you was joking, any clippers?
Do you think alexis is a good mother?
>>205383593The posting in these threads make no sense to me. Every single time something happens people show up and say shit that sounds like they've literally never watched the show and just read the last few posts
>>205383598BUSTED
>>205383590return to tradition and stop segregating European descendants.
binx once again pointing out how retarded the voting thing is
>Binx: I did one bad thingWhat was it?
>>205383619Bros where do I find girls like this. I need to know
HELLHOUSE>HELLHOUSEHELLHOUSE>HELLHOUSEHELLHOUSE>HELLHOUSE
>>205383623most of them have some nigger dna thoughbeit
>>205383515>so binx was doing the right move,Binx was part of the alpha B3 group, all of the highest endorsed fish were in B3 at one point before Ted fucked it all up by being Burt's bottom bitch. Luke left, right as Binx started working Ian he got kicked, Burt just checked out of the rat race to figure out mysteries, Alex is a solid lock as an ally but he is too unstable and is OBVIOUSLY going to Jimmy himself at some point. Nobody hates Binx but she is definitely aware that shits not trending well for her on typical reality TV standards, not wigger tv rigged eliminations.
is alex having a manic episode?
>>205383618Channing fansCole fansSam Hyde haters
>>205383544He needs sone of Burt’s chill pills
>>205383564sex
>>205383598you don't actually think that do you anon
One time a black guy explained to me that "nigga" is not related to the racist term "nigger," but rather to the Nigga tribe of Africa. When members of this tribe were brought to America as slaves they would call one another "Nigga" as a codeword to confuse the slave owners. This was adopted by other slaves and became part of black culture. He was in one of my classes at community college and he may have been high at the time.
>>205383643just meth withdrawals
>Burt's drug cocktails were actually helping AlexBeat twist of the show so far
>>205383639Sicilians are Arab nogs and they're whites now(2024) curious.
>>205383638I forgot what were they again?
>>205383118This, did they reveal anything to the fish yet?
>>205383564ppv was back for second
>>205383551Just gay ones from the projects. It’s they culture
>>205383638have they said what toys there will be? does that include stuff like stealing someones mattress for a night?
>>205383670The audience just voted to tell the fish that harris won
The Simbal Special Forces arrive today
>>205383636uhh miami... binx is looks like shes does meth, so miami would be your best bet, shes a dime a dozen there. but if youre serious you have to learn spanish it will boost your success rate considerably
>>205383596i want those cuban floridian latinx babies
>>205383667One of them is a black guy comes into the house and shakes Alex's hand and tells him he respects him for saying it.
>>205383590Cuba's population has about 70% European ancestry. The rest is mostly African as they have a very low (less than 10%) indigenous admixture. So if a Cuban has no visible black ancestry they are most likely almost 100% Spaniard.
I can't believe binx butthole crashed ppv
it's objectively funnier if they tell them kamala won tbdesu
I know they wouldn't ever do it, but making computer say "nigger" because she learned it from Alex would be a pretty good bit.
>>205383533No it was during season 2 he made a post about how the show was stupid and rigged for girls and that he lost opportunities from working with Sam Hyde. I can't find the screencap and he has since deleted it. Sometime late last year Jon gave his crew access to his account so a lot stuff wasn't posted by him, and it seems more recently after Hungry Games he's taken control back to just himself. It was a big surprise to see Jon in the Blood Games announcement trailer.
Why is Binx bringing up white people lol
latinas so fuckin stupid they dont realize "slightly" raising your voice is yelling lmao
>>205383619More like I'm gonna bust a nut and those clips of her shaking her ass yesterday
>>205383557uBlock Origin > My Filters:www.fishtank.live##.chat_messages__2IBEJ
>>205383659This wigga
>>205383564ENHANCE
I hope burt beats his ass
alex' rich family is fully blacked
Burt is going to teach Alex a lesson
It's so funny watching the desperate attention starved jeet think Binx actually liked him
>>205383732>>205383732>>205383732>>205383732>>205383732
>>205381996make it a webm instead of a gif
>>205383728The Old money south is cooked. Had a good run I guess
alex groveling like this is pretty funny
Jet turn on TTS right fucking now.
Burt doesnt care lmao
THESE WYPEEPO TRYNA KILL MEEEE
if you guys watch alex and decide to get mad instead of laughing ur ass off, you are fucking braindead
He didn't say it, he caught himself. He can say it, he has black family, it used to be a term of endearment. He's never said it in his life. It just slips out, he's not racist, he never said it.
Burt in the bedroom>call me a nigga whiteboi niga niga nigaBurt in everyday life>fuck you say?
>>205383742He said his race play clients literally call him nigger while getting fucked in the ass
>>205383769haha
>>205383740No it's not. It pisses me off.
Jeremy Gold needs to turn Alex into his top guy. This nigger loving shit is disgusting.
why can't alex see that burt dgaf
>>205383679And did they tell them?