Sminx Edition/ftl/ News• Jeremy Gold has entered the house Ha HAAA!!• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Simbal's team has won the acting challenge• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Week 2 immunity challenge is underway: • Presidential Election• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Ian has been eliminated• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Spurt Counterhttps://burtspurt.com>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205391704
Laron is so good at content
>nice pants jeremy it's a shame they don't make them in your sizei laughed
how does sam not laughhow is he so good at talking
Ackowledge SmaackAppreciate SmaackRespect SmaackProvide for SmaackImprove with SmaackBecome a better person with Smaack
Laron is wasted lmao
>>205393201how dat white boi talk like dat
>>205393199He smirked.
>>205393199If only paypigs could be this funny all the time
>>205393206he's been drinking?
Laron is always giving the silent treatment, gay bitch
>nobodies victim>throwing a hissy fit over 1/6th of an n word he didnt even hear
Surprised Laron is actually not being 100% retarded
>>205393199he had to try not to laugh it was great
laron realizes he's on a racist show right?
why is it so funny every time sneed addresses Sam as G
>>205393206he has been drinking for 4 hours to cope for a word
>>205393175I love these two women in their 30s so fvcking much
JET FRIENDLY REMINDER>tell the fish that alex is 17% west african on his dna test
>>205393202KICK THAT BITCH TO PROTECT MIZZY'S CHIPS
>quirky like josie>snakey like letty>dances to every song like tj>dethroned taylor as the goblin queenshes like the perfect cell from dbz
poop in smacks foodpee in smacks drinkfart in smacks aircum in smacks hair
>>205393202
Smack Vs Mizzy who would be more annoying to live with?
>>205393230alpha moment
>>205393225no you retard
Dude zesty blackoids really...?
BINX STOCKS ALL TIME HIGHSMINX STOCKS CLOSE SECOND
THE FUCKING HONKING IN THE BACKGROUND DURING THIS RACIST TALK
Sam I unironically kneel
HOOOOOONK>Fog horn was last used in my nigga nifty
>>205393206>>205393215>>205393218>>205393219>>205393228>ignoring the PTSD he felt hearing the gunfight sfx
>>205393227it’s like he’s his pimp
Get Sneed OUTTA HERE
>>205393230KEK. Ty anon
>>205393239mizzy would eat all of your food
omg they're still going on about a nigga alex broke the fishtank
La'Ron thinks the entire country is watching this and its a big Twitter moment. Tyler Perry and Oprah are commenting on it and its on the news and shit.
>>205393239mizzy 100%>I just got back from grocery shopping.. so where the fuck is all my food?>Why are there rats in Mizzy's room?
Does hearing a single word destroy the psyche of blacks this bad?!
just 2 real brothas in confessional mang shiieeet
>sneed thinks black people will disown him if he forgives alexi hate to say it, but we need dumbgay to tell him to stop being a pussy
>>205393239mizzy by farsmack and i would do arts and crafts and listen to fun jazz, mizzy seems like she'd be like this all the time
BLACK FRAGILITY
How is he going to react when he finds Sam's youtube videos in a few weekshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyU_k2ft4aE
>>205393233MIZZY GANG NIGGA MOG THESE BITCHES
Did anyone notice Ron went to his room to slam back some whiskey before talking to G?
>>205393252it was also used to kill xavier in bitchtank
>>205393262Jussie Sneed suffered a horrific crime today and you laugh!?
>>205393229I LOVE WASHED UP WALLED HAGS
he's a real nigga. undeniable
>>205393234she clockwork oranged all the most popular clips of the show since march
>>205393259>Come home from work>Mizzy has taken all the food out the fridge and hidden it in a chest>Gets angry when asked why
JUST LET HIM SAY ITHE'S GOT A 60% BLACK FAMILY
>>205393234PERFECTION!
freeload this pretty queen
>>205393239mizzy and its not even close
>>205393236Yo she schmoovin
>>205393175>Alex shoves his face right in Alexis's tits>Binx can not stop staring at Alex after this>shoes Alexis away soon afterShe is so in love with Alex. The OTP only grows stronger.
>gospel music plays>end credits>directed by tyler perry
>Mindbreaks your cast with just one single word
I like Prince
Computer can we just, like, NOT with the gunshot sounds, okay?
What actually went down in the cheese room?
>>205393239Mizzy without question, Smaack actually seems like she would be a good respectful roommate with benefits.
what did mizzy actually do? i miss dat shit
shit we need charleston white over there imagine with all the gay shit going on
>HONK!
>>205393291i'll give her my load for freenot really lol
skibidi mango face
>i gots to educate him if you axe me>whats bartering again?
only one of these outfits is ironic
Is sneed still seething about the whole nigger thing?
>>205393277I'D CALL THE WALLMART AT 2AM TO ORDER MIZZY SOME CHIPS
>>205393239smaack just wants to be liked
Did they tell them who won the election
>>205393262yeah, he's milking it and he promised to stir. stonks in freefall.
>>205393230kek
>>205393234Very impressive if organicBut it likely isnt, and she simply manufactured a perfect winning strategy after learning about what Fishtank is (still the best fish tho)
>>205393234I didn't have a s3 waifu until she looked hot af treating the jeet like trash yesterday
>>205393291she's too expensive for jet these days
why does ppv suck today
fo sho
erm
Listening to these 2 sjw bitchies battle in corporate jew words is crazy mane
>>205393295she wants that little monkey boy
REPARATIONS PAID
>>205393320the more you ask the more the jannies will delete your posts
>Reparations lmfao
>ima just keep pushin'>fa sholmfao
Sam almost broke after dropping that last "word"
La'Ron's plight can tug at the heartstrings of even the toughest chud
>>205393333its the biggest show in america give them a break
I know it’s a reboot, but we NEED duanye to bully ron
>>205393239Smaack 100%
>saying random black guy words>giving him reparations>fist bump with explosionholy fucking shit
>wordtoo far sam
>>205393239smack is a progressive retard, but other than that she seems like a reasonably nice person to be around (plus obviously much better looking than mizzy)
THEYRE STILL AT IT
>There are people who are so fucked up that they would rather watch you than deal with their own lives.
WELFARE
Sam being casually racist is so fucking funny lmao
>the minority payout episode
>fishbucks force them to stay on, else they are worth nothing.FUCKING GENIUS
>>205393239Mizzy
Speeds gotten like 5 famous but today doing nothing
the girls are still going jesus
>smaack and mizzy still yappinkek
>>205393343I just wanna know I figure it would be a funny bit
>>205393330>the famous........ house....... clip.... that...... broke me.........
REPARATIONS
They're STILL arguing about the stupid fucking chips
>final 2, we are thinking male vs female
>>205393343>NOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO WATCH THE SHOW 24/7 OR YOU'RE A NEWFAG
i love when it cuts back to den for a second and we hear the endless HR argument
>sneed leaves confessional>smack and mizzy still arguing outsidekek
>>205393359Nah she's incredibly condescending and her "progressiveness" is just a tool for her to control people. Its why Mizzy is actually mad right now. She was bossing her around telling her she can't talk to Alex.
whats ur guys opinion on this burt fella? he doesnt say much
>>205393379What does Binx's feet smell like?
>>205393353>anon you can’t say that >:( go to bed now
>telling simbal he's rigged to be the final 2 so he stayskino
>Sam literally just describing the Alex-Binx finale rn
>>205393379god damnit shes so fuckin sexy here AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>alex is out
>VANCE HAS JUNGLE FEVER: CONFIRMED
>>205393375>Force them to have a confrontation >Kick them out the confessional>Completely ignore themkekykino
>>205393307now that's a good guest suggestion, fuck off with dunye already
>Vance, he has extended family
back to the insane gaslights from s2
>Jeet getting gassed to the moon
>>205393394he is josie but overtly sexual instead of just grooming kids on discord
gassing up the indian will never not be funny
>>205393399Yogurt
>Vance's half is blacc
ALEX IS TROUBLE
>>205393399sweaty mangoes
Sam is a genius just pumping up Simbal to be even more adversarial. Genius.
>go from talking about knocking Mizzy's teeth out to gassing up the Indian and pretending they aren't insanely racist
>>205393402>tricking other fish into thinking they're being considered so they stayYESSSS
>simbal doesn't even crack a smile when called an alpha sigma chad lionHe knows he's the king
>>205393379>>205393330this gave me adult woman fetish
>Sam fucking with simbal again. >about to talk with Alex kek I love to see this
Alex B niggas... we got too cocky
>half of vances family is black>keep being that sigma alpha chad... feel me dawg?
Why are SMAACK and Mizzy arguing over a bag of fucking CHIPS?!
>>205393379ay caramba
>>205393401He didn't say that, but probably that's how it sounded in simcard's mind. Brilliant.
>she lost?
a fishbuck is like a prison ticket lmao
What the fuck is wrong with Mizzy? She's so annoying
>smack is 32damn
mizzy is exhausting and i get it she's doing a bit for the show and drama masking but i truly truly do not like her
SAM'S GONNA STRANGLE ALEX
sam is upset to learn smack is 32 and not underage so he can fuck her
>"MIZZY WOULD BE GOOD WITH NO TEETH, VANCE... I'M JUST SAYING"
We run this house saars
>>205393262Instead were all calling him a faggot nigger... kek
>On track to be final twoFuck off Sam, we know you keep him because we hate him, but what about Burt? Nobody likes Wifi cause he's an asshole and a creep. At least Burt is constant content.
>laughing as soon as simbal leaves the confessional
>another Alex groveling session
please tell alex the nigga word is fine hahahaha
>>205393420It's like Ian never left
>>205393439Mizzy is a fat pig who thinks she's the plant
>Alex immediately having a panic attack about talking to Samholy shit Sam has crazy aura
Tough time out there
>>205393455>walk into a room>greeted with these looks
THEYRE STILL ARGUING LMAOO
>>205393444with pic this time>>205393455>excuse me did you just take a picture of us?>then why did your flash go off?
Sam can't hold back his laughter
alex b confessional he is super tensehe is scared
>>205393439they made mizzy confront smaack about whatever the fuck theyre talking about right now
>Are you for real right nowkek
>are you being forreal here?HA HAAAAAAA HAAA
>the two girls on the chopping block arguing with each other>alexis and Sneed running the house and no one trying to bust their cliqueDumb house
>the constant cutbacks to mizzy and smaack arguing about chipsKINO
Sam is breaking lmfao
>sam keking whilst alex cries
>Alex B... I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up
sam is gonna smack the shit out of alex lmfao
LMAO
Psst I'm going to let you guys in on a secret.32 is incredibly young
>alex, nigga, chill
If Sam doesn't unironically endorse Alex here and gas him up. It's a failed fucking bit.
Alex is ACTUALLY GENUINELY FUCKING BUCKBROKEN
>>205393485lol
>>205393442kek true
>>205393441Wish she’d stop wearing making up she’s so hot
>are you for real right nowI kneel Samuel
Sam is desperately trying not to laugh lol
Alex Bitch
>GET ME A LOBOTOMY
i went to go get some pizza whats happening?
HOW DO THEY ALWAYS FIND A JON/JIMMY CHARACTER
HAHAHAHa this nigga Alex is gold
alex is sam's new favorite pet retard
PAHAHAHAHAHA>alex b saying the nword
ok alex bshut the fuck up right now>starts a mega yap
Thanks Sam lmao
LOL
>>205393514Did you get the Dominos viral pizza?
that was so funny
>we're not gonna air clips of you saying the n word, dummy
K I N O
how sam didnt break at this part kudos
>>205393518>dummy
>>205393466He's just saying that, doesn't mean he means it. He did this with the last four fish of s2 in the attic, telling each of them they've got it in the bag.
i just laughed so hard i cried>>205393518insane
this guy can't be fucking real
Sam's hardest try not to laugh challenge yet
>>205393515how is he like jon or jimmy?
we need ben telling alex his blackface story
Alex is so fucking good for this shit.
confession cam with sam and tts fucking rules
>>205393462lol you're retarded stop projecting
>different peoples' different black relationships every time they bring it upFUCKING KINO
>sam fighting every fiber in his being to not crack
>>205393523nah i got some mom and pops
>still arguing about chip list
>N Word AlexSTOP!!!lmao
My knees are kneeling on their own. Bravo Sam
>>205393510another one?
>if you weren't racist you wouldn't be on the showLel
>>205393462Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205393541he failed the other day when sneed said he was a baby psychic
>Jet...>turn the fucking TTS off NOW
>N WORD ALEX
>we know you're not a racist>i have a black girlfriendroflmao
>>205393518It fucking got me so good i can't lie KEK
I only just learned to shave the hair on my neck and knuckles.You guys never told me it's unattractive...
JEREMYS GOT JUNGLE FEVER
>the only way you are getting kicked off is if you are boring>"alright fuck it then"
You could literally see Sam losing every ounce of respect he had for Alex after finding out his meltdown was not an act
>Sam activating Alex Holy based
Okay, Savior Sam found the next retard he can rescue and elevate to friend status, after Jon, Fatty, etc.
>sam gave alex 3 famous bucksKEK
ALEX IS UNLEASHED
the switch up is so funny
>am i allowed to defend myselfALEX Bros we are back
>>205393455god damn smack is so beat, looks like heroin addicted street meat. Imagine a creature like her thinking she is at the same level as payton and binx
alex is so fucking funny
how much are this seasons fishbucks worth? 1k? 5k?
jeet going to hospital tonight
REPARATIONS FOR ALEX
trusttheplan
Sam is like the Aryan Brotherhood prison leader taking in the new blood
>>205393518wait what happened what did i miss here? director cam spazzed out for me
Sams black girlfriend must be called Darky
>>205393532>Aliens
>>205393587He has been amazing at this year at fixing the bullshit that happens during the day. Feels like he actually cares this time.
3 famous bux for saying the n word
check it
>>205393597>Alex B Sayin Da N Word!!!
>>205393542uh because hes uncontrollable and gets sam to break character all the time
Burt and Alex are absolute gold
>>205393600$100:)
>>205393609dudeyou'll see it soon there's no way it didn't get clipped
Fucking love this guy. He's easily Sam's favorite this season
>>205393600100 dollars each
oh no Sam is unchaining Alex it's fucking over for these people
say whatever you want the only way you can get eliminated is if you are boring (or attack someone)Alex: can i defend myself?of course
>>205393597Tweakers are insane
Alex Based W
>Alex has been delegated to Pajeet and Ron tier lolcow even being subjected to the same shaman story that Signal wasAlex stocks check?
>Alex B here's $300 for saying Nigger
>>205393613the maintenance of the gaslight and lack of fanboyism gives him a lot more room
>>205393621>>205393627lmao
my estimation of Alex B as a man, just fucking plummeted
>gas up the jeet and tell him alex is out>tell alex exact same story he told simbal before with the necklaceholy fucking shit this is kino
Alex is the greatest fish ever this dude is nothing but pure content
>>205393596Payton is a troon but I won't shit talk Binx because of Sminx
>>205393611KEK
sam x alex is kino
Breakcore Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tu4_ZG7BXgother versions:https://pastebin.com/v6S3xpUp>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
>>205393604Me on that right watching this whole season.
>>205393604awesome moment
I always forget Alex is 37 years old
>>205393515County jails are full of them.
>he's doing the Peruvian shaman bit againPlease give him a worthless piece of jewellery
>>205393494>Sam is bribing Alex to be more racist
>>205393613He doesn't actively hate the cast. That's why.
Do the SSI
Alex B could convince you to give him $10 for "gas money," admit it
>>205393632alex stocks holding steady. slight increase due to >alright fuck it then
SSI DO IT
Any clip of Alex almost saying the nigger word?
Do the SSI.
electrical infetterance in confessional??
That "Alex B saying..." plus Alex headbanging reaction in full (sound on)https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205393654reading this as he says "every piece of jewlery i wear..." and smiling ear to ear
>>205393640>tell symbol half his extended family is black>tell alex his girlfriends black>say half of vances family is black
>can silence alex with a single fingernow THAT'S power
>>205393656>do the SSIIM FUCKING DYING
do the exercise
Jeremy gold dropping straight knowledge, dog CHECK IT
what does do the SSI mean
Be real with me, do you think alex is faking it? I really wanna like this guy.
DO THE SSI ALEX
>>2053936353 bux for 3 nbombs
what the fuck does do the ssi mean
>>205393597need the part where he collapses to the floor
>>205393660>>205393665what is the ssi
idk why but I love Alex he's so stupid and fucked up but he's kind of sweet
>do the SSI>but I am, das crazy
>>205393688supplemental security income
>>205393656I can't get over how fucking funny this guys face is.
>>205393666happened around 2PM if i recalli watched it 2 or 3 times but couldn't hear him say it. only could tell it happened based an La'Ron's reaction.
Yeah, this is the best season.
What is the SSI thing, I remember "do the SSI" was a hydewars episode name or somthing
START DOING THIS
>>205393684>do you think alex is faking it?until he genuinely broke down crying when he entered the confessional i thought so
>>205393662He could convince me to call the police and get a restraining order.
>>205393673Gay loser
>>205393692You'll realize in a few months
>>205393684I don't think he feels bad for saying the n word he just doesn't wanna get in trouble
>>205393684you cant fake that hyperactivity for this long
>>205393703It really is
>>205393683thats what i said
>>205393688its welfare
>>205393673Filtering you only because it wastes my data to load the video now but I still respect the bit
>>205393688>>205393683bros you need to do the ssi
and javi's real nameit was was albert eintein
>>205393660ssi is a diving agency. SSI. Diving. Diving tanks? Diving with fish? Fish? Tanks? FISHTANK
>>205393684Not even close. He's definitely a tweaker on some shit though
>>205393628Kek and the only way Sneed keeps his Famous Dollas is if he ignores it from now on
>prime audience time>10k viewerscan't believe how hard they fumbled the momentum from the first week
SSRI ??
PURE kino oh my god
>>205393692>SSI stands for Supplemental Security Income. It's a program that provides monthly payments to people with limited income and resources who are blind, age 65 or older, or have a qualifying disability. The Social Security Administration administers the program.
Wait, he told this on PGL or stream before. I can't remember what it was, but it's some brazilian mispronouncing something.
hes fucking crying at sams retarded story lol
reminds me of when goldstriker was telling jon his martial arts master story on s1
this is so fucking kino
>>205393717Good luck, see you next thread
Lol I love Alex. He's such a bullshit artist with the fake emoting, but endlessly entertaining. Might just be my favorite fish of all time.
>Sam about to break
>>205393734>>205393733sam tryin his hardest not to laugh
>>205393684you can't put on a show for this long, his brain is fried just like Burt's(except from drugs instead of schizophrenia)
kino overload
KINO
>>205393683It might click for you 6 months from now.
bullshit meets bullshit
ssi - super stinky indian
damn Alex buying this up
alex is going to break down sobbing when sam gives him that dumb ass necklace
Sam is cracking while saying this story and Alex is actually crying he is so moved
No way Sam thought Alex was acting, rednecks love niggers more than Jesus it's insane.
>>205393684Mix of both, he is a bit of a retard but he's also trying to be a reality show character.
DON'T CRY ALEX
>no you didnt
>Sam turning laughs into cryingKino
>sam brining alex to tears with his story
Sam fully just breaking lmao
Alex is SO fucking good for this show. They couldn't have been luckier getting him and Burt together. Easily the final two.
>>205393737what's the story so far roughly
HOLY SHIT KEEEEEEEK ON MY FUCKING KNEEEEES
>>205393737Alex is so intense lol
HE IS SQUEALING LIKE A PIGGY
>>205393707Alex hasn't shed a single tear this entire show. He does a fake sob until someone tells him to shut up, like Sam did, then he immediately stops
HA HAAAAAA HAA
DO THE SSI
neptunian
>this morning when I was watching you... say the n word...
kino :)
>>205393749he finally broke holy shit
K E K
Alex making Sam crack constantly should earn him top 3 automatically
LMFAO
>>205393684Faking it as in lying about feeling bad?Yes, he behaves like a child that is getting scolded by his parents.
lmaoooooooooothis is your guy?
I better not hear any of you faggots say S1 is better than S3
>>205393737Love this retarded little nigger like you wouldnt believe>trying so hard not to cry
What the fuck Alex
ALEXWEPT
Man, is this what heroin usage does to your brain? Jesus Christ.
holy fuck
>>205393605Sam will train Alex in the art of racism.
IT'S KINO>was that scripted or is he just so powerfulKEK
>>205393736It's his venezuelan wrestling coach or something in high school.'do the ssi' = do the exercise
MY KINOHOLES ARE FULL
Is this fuck moan-crying? Holy fuck. Sam got him.
>>205393725They split viewers with the Youtube directors cam retard
>Sam low-key dropping some profound shit and making Alex cry lmaothis is kino we're so fucking back this might change Alex's life
holy fuck lmfao
WHAT THE FUCK
Lmao, fucks sake sam
NEPTUNEEEEEEEE
>literally fucking crying at sams retarded shaman story>that signal heard first >while sams is struggling not to laughalex stocks in freefall
THIS SHIT IS GAY WHERES THE POOP AND HITLER STUFF WHERE ARE THE LOLCOWS
SAM BROKE LOL
SAM, I KNEEL
RUNS DOWNSTAIRS TO LAUGH
alex is trying so hard to hold back his yapping and sam is cracking
>is this scripted or is he that fucking powerfullmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>sam does this same bit with simbal day 6>simbal says "vowww jank u dood">does bit with alex>kinowhy does anyone like the brown again?
>>205393793lettyjeets and josiepedos won’t let it go
So he's Sam's favorite, right?
oh this is kino
Just tried a banana with some Tapatìo because I though Binx was full of shit but it was actually surprisingly good and I would recommend at least trying one bite.
Did anyone else just say holy fucking fishtank
PUNISHED ALEX.
>>205393771his peruvian shaman sensei gave him some special necklace and told him to give it to the right person one day, hes done this bit and story to simbal already lol
what is the moral that alex could have possibly taken from that
Sam, I kneel
Alex may genuinely be the most kino man alive
>confessional floods with orbs>"was that scripted or is he just that fucking powerful"
>>205393830By far. It's not even close.Holy fuck
>>205393737Summer did the same shit and she knew who Sam was, crazy people are just crazys
how is alex so effortlessly kino
kino...
Imagine falling for the Burt meme when Alex has been here the whole time.
>the rest of my life... the rest of my tiktoks...
THE SLEEPER HAS BEEN AWAKEND
HES NEVER TAKING IT OFF
>>205393835Wait Binx is a tapatio chad? BINX CHAN SO FUCKING SKIBIDI
Alex is going to 100% find an excuse to punch someone tonight
>the rest of my life.. the rest of my tiktoks..
>>205393835I did it too but pretended the banana were her toes and was sucking on that thang with tapatio.
>>205393684As someone with anxiety disorder, if you can be happy as fuck, you also can become sad as fuckHe can't control his emotions so everything is high and low for him
>>205393834you have to love him
TOTALMETHHEADDOMINATION
Best scene of the season
>>205393824KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PEOPLE SAY THE BIT ISN'T KINO
KNEEL
alex is gonna go nuclear
HE'S BECOMING TOO POWERFUL
hes gonna forget to hide the bucks
imagine unraveling like this
>>205393830The rich white kid that says nigger? Yeah, i'm pretty sure thats sam hydes favourtie.
He's so back
>"Believe me, G...">"Famous House?">"...I can't let them win."
>alex fell for that hook line and sinkerHe's literally a Jon/Jimmy clone holy shit
holy shit this is actual cinema, im kneeling
>>205393828>why does anyone like the brown again?People only ironicly like him.
>the tank is finally starting
>>205393835im glad im not the only one that tried it lol. if i was vegan that would be some top tier shit. i can eat a burger though so...
i never thought i'd see both alex's lowest point and highest point all in the same day
>>205393830obviously. he is jon x 10000
>>205393830It was pretty obvious
saying the n-word and being persecuted for it was Alex's hero origin story
>>205393845forgot about that
Alex & Burt are endless content machines everyone else is genuinely Ian tier
>>205393845What would Summer's feet smell like? Anyone know?
cowboy spotted in loftbeing a bossbuilding shitimproving the experience
>>205393854Unfinished business
>>205393828shows once and for all that white people are the only real humans
I FUCKING KNEEL
Fishtank is so fucking back
>>205393745if you change the filename i'm cursing your bloodline
Kino.
just switched my endorsement to alex
>>205393828it's especially kino because simbal thinks alex will never defeat him now lol
>>205393854He's going to try to get in a "self-defense situation" with the jeet
>Vance you're out of your fucking mindhe knows about 2018...
>>205393873How did they get someone so beautiful?
>>205393854>>205393602
kneeling
>>205393830Sam loves retards because he can save them.
>>205393838lmfao i can't remember the last time i saw Sam full-on break character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
>>205393875This is unironicly why he is the mist relatable in the house to 4chan.
Jet... I... I KNEEEEEELLLLL
>>205393846the perfect amount of overacting and hamming it up to the point where you can't tell what's real and what's not
>alex don't tell anyone about thisalex is going to blab to binx in 5 minutes
that was really good
i love this retarded monkey like you wouldn't believe
>doing victory dance in Bd 2KEK I KNEEL
>alex when you cry you look 37kek
Alex fucking rocks.
>>205393840hope its to say the n word more
OH I'M THINKIN WE'RE BACK
WE UP IN THIS BITCH
i love this little nigga like you wouldnt believe
That final TTS cemented that as one of the finest moments in the shows history. Pure Neptunian kino. I kneel
fucking kek
>>205393853I dunno what she used I just had Tapatìo on hand.
>>205393925because he's retarded?
>>205393843Legendary bit, top 10 all time fishtank bits
>>205393875>>205393925youre both illiterate
KEYENO
Alex should win the money
anybody have the clip of sam breaking at the end
>TJ is the king of fishtank! Sorry, but Alex just keeps consistently showing what a real Fishtank contestant looks like.
Kino & future winner
>>205393946that was great
now that that kino is over, time to watch cowboy for a cool hour
Alex keeps winning
>Smaack walking in on Alex's celebrationlmao
>Sam and Jet actually made a good season of FishtankI kneel
Alex rules
Alright someone needs to clip the entire Alex confessional bit
Sneed is gonna get upset as fuck when he sees Alex is back in full form.
daryl dixon mode activated
Alex is playing this game so incredibly well and it hasn't even begun.
>>205393962wtf
imagine alex's reaction when he wins holy shit
>>205393910there's nothing to do in a small southern town, so she neets
>>205393846recovering heroin addicts all act like this. if you want kino like him just go join an NA meeting
>>205393977we are so fucking back bros
alex is fucking incredible
>>205393962>>205393962*humps u*
This nigga just got paid 300 bucks to say nigga
>>205393798Absolutely not, heroin actually doesn't affect your mental state/health... he's just wacky. I think his parents were really old when they had him which leads to issues
alex juiced again oh brother lmfao
Wukong loki trickster man. Fae creature from the emerald isle. Alex motherfucking B.
>>205393977Walkers.
So was Sam trying to prime Alex to get on some sort of social security thing for retards with the SSI or what was he referencing?
>Smaackheads, I would like to propose a motion to add the Famous House contesant "Mizzy" to the list of in-show enemies. All in favor?
Yeah, sure, that was "kino," but just imagine if Sam dumped a bunch of Indian food on him and Alex Stein came in with pink hair dye and a shirt that says "I LOVE PRONOUNS AND HILLARY CLINTON." Now THAT would be content.
>>205394001yes
>>205393946You’re a homophobic slur
>>205393983Season 4 will be Crack House.
KILL SMACKMURDER SMACKSMACK BLOOD ON THE STREET
T H E M O N K E Y K I N GHEMONKEYKING
This nigga is money yo
>>205393983unbelievably accurate
>>205393175payton alternates between acting 19 and acting 25.
>>205393656>Alex is going through his racism training arc under Master G. He will learn the ancient and spiritual ways of the racist.>Alex kneels before Master GNeptunian.
>>205393946I need the entire clip NOW
>>205393971>alex and burt made a good seaonftfy
>>205394003complete agreement.
I NEED THE CLIP OF THE CELEBRATION!
>>205394003Aye
>>205394005my wife's... BLACK BOYFRIEND!!!!!
He's a pure content goldmine.
>>205394016There's a difference?
>>205394014he don't see colour, except for green. MONEY
Smaak is lowkey an evil condescending cunt. Mizzy has reason to be mad at her
>>205394005What if all of that happened PLUS Stein was dressed as WILD RANDY!?
>>205393993his mom is like 72 and he's 37 so they weren't that old
>>205394003but I’m a big fan of her music
>>205393981>drops the act and is completely normal
>>205393684This nigga is as real as it gets. It's a mix between neurological disorders and years of drug abuse.
Alex needs to tell smaack "chill out nigga"
Alex has the charisma of a junkie who has lied cheated and stole from everyone he ever met. He is a high level Rogue in real life. Maxed out Deception skill.
>>205393928Don't give Jet an atom of credit for this
alex wants everyone to beat the shit out of him, does he have a pain fetish as well as a feeder one?
>>205394037You have some work to do on yourself
>setting up the electro shock game from Bitchtankeeehm? Do they really want everyone to leave?
>>205393956>youre
>>205394005I want to see this
>>205394029KEK! That's awesome, bro. Content.>>205394039KEK! That's awesome, bro. Content.
KILL SMACK
I MISSED THE LAST 15M OF CONFESSIONAL WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDANY CLIPS???
Top 5 Fish of all time:1. Alex2. Burt3. Letty4. Jon5. Cole
Smack using her so will justice shaming to try to manipulate others with therapy speak really breaks her “happy positive girl” vibe. She’s rotten inside like the rest
>call a jeet nigger>tearful apology to a white woman
smack is so fucking condescending to everyone damn I hate seattle bitches
link him him up to a shock chair and reboot him
>>205393962He's too based for this world.
>>205394045KINO
>you have a lot of work to do on yourselfKYS
i don't think even alex knows what's real and what's not anymore
Where the fuck is Burt? All I saw was a druggie wigga crying in front of Sam.
so is mizzy wearing the same long shirt + thong fit or did she remember to put on pants today?
Alex goes through a spiritual experience with Sam, but he's still a pussy, and this cunt lording it over him. What an anti-climaxAlso - nigger
>>205394023>Jet finally got a good castftfy
>He's literally on the verge of tears and she has zero empathy just because he said a forbidden wordHow can anyone like Smaack, literally brainrotted by politics
I wish someone would kill this mutt cunt
Alex only understands physical punishment
they should use a simple work in progress pylon to block the stairs since there are workers downstairs in that room building something
>>205394047https://youtu.be/6KUVOW6aR2Y>Alex leaving the tank
Fuck Smaack she doesn’t know shit Skateboarding 32 year old woman acting like she knows anything about life
>you need to do a lot of work on yourself>offers no help>leavesand thats the tolerant way baby
>>205394063>white
>>205394055this shit failed so hard on bitchtank are they really going to do it again?
Fuck Smaack, tryna power trip....fucking little bitch, blow her fucking head off
Smack is trash and Alex is a bitch
The fact he switched character like that. Fuck man, Alex I KNEEL. The goat.
Everyone from Seattle is a cunt. Smack just adopted her funny clown persona as a candy coating shell to cover up the shit inside.
his quiet celebration as smaack leaves hahaha
>>205394079The more of a retard she is the more I want to give her correction
>>205394060You missed kino
>>205394081>>205394098this but unironically
these people are so unreasonable. what do they want the guy to fucking do?they're treating him like he's actually racist. he's groveling and that's not enough? he still has work to do?
Alex really woke up after that chat with Sam that's crazy, Sam just has that level of aura
>>205394088I remember this was posted about Jon, shame it never came true
>>205394096well shes certainly not black, nigger
Alex is the kind of loyal soldier who would die for you without even hesitating
is alex a better fish than jon?
>>205394050>>205394050He's making himself so pathetic that people feel sorry for him and forget about what happened. Worked once before and will work again. This is just how a junkie operates and it makes for some kino
>>205394049he should call her "half-nig" so she's reminded that she doesnt have a place to say "nword bad! you hurt my people!" you dont even have the skintone. sit. half-a-nig
>>205393993>I think his parents were really old when they had him which leads to issues>now he has a piece of jewelry around his neck he'll never take offthis seems a bit too familiar...
Alex is a master manipulator with a 143IQ, everyone in that house is getting played, including production. Alex B is a Legend.
Banning Burt from drugging Alex was the best move the wiggers ever did.
>>205394060You missed the most kino moment of the season. Look out for clips, it was Alex's magnum opus
>>205394078i did this, not jet.
>>205394107if you go to their stream on youtube you can rewind
>>205394079i think she's just cringed out and doesn't want to listen to the sperg yap for the n(igger)th time
CHECK IT
>>205394079I dont even know how they do. retards like smaack and mizzy are so buttfucked by their politics that theyve turned into hallmonitors and actual bad people.
binxu-chaaan~ wa so-skibidi desuuu~
>>205394118alex actually plays the game and does challenges while also being entertaining so yeah
>>205394120trying too hard, back to /b/
>>205394123142 IQ*and he can do 150 pull ups
>>205394079Red Guards can't have empathy. You might have to beat a Capitalist Roader to death with a belt. They know what they did.
>>205394109KEK!
>BEN HIMSELF
>>205393922I'm more and more beginning to think DD actually slaps.
>>205394118Yeah
Can't wait for them to drop the vote based elimination popularity contest and unleash the furry of unbridled autism and schizophrenia on the normie brigade.
>>205394060It was nontent.Orbiters knelt because their idea is to fellate production until they’re in the inner circle
>>205394109FUCK YEAH! instant kino for the rest of ftl history
>>205394125burt was right though the meds helped him
>>205394078>3 fish have already walkedIt's s2 all over again
>>205394109I love him so fucking much
>>205394118absolutely, jon is a crybaby quitter bitch
alex talking to "you guys" instead of "computer" now, guess binx really did tell him last night.
>>205394101people from seattle might be the worst people in all of usa.
Smaack needs corrective rape
>>205394123Master manipulator? She’s just an addict. Go down to any methadone clinic and there will be 40 Alexs
>>205394109wow! $700!!!
>>205394118jon was a faggot and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>205394045S3 in a single frame
>>205394112This. Completely different mind set now. He wasn't worried about offending anyone, he was worried about getting kicked off the show. He just got $300 for saying the N word and a huge pep talk and endorsement from G. He's been fully awakened. This is his final form.
"famous house" is such a retarded name lol, i can't believe the contestants are saying it with a straight face, especially alex
>>205394109>when you get paid to say the n word
I like burt but a giga nigga shizo sexual deviant is only funny for so long.Hail alex long live the king
alex is realizing its all joke.
>>205394060I gotchu senpaihttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730203686536959.webm
>>205394136 wo*
>>205394139and he could have beaten up luke had he been woken up with the pots>duggie lies are wild
>>205393993He said he had to schedule meetings to talk to his father. He was like a French businessman. Probably had a weird ass isolated childhood. He's also a heroin addict and a serial liar but some of that sounds true based on what you can find online
>>205394154he's talking to production
>>205394118OBVIOUSLY
>>205394155They allowed that Capitol Hill bullshit to happen. Of course they are
So what do we think "do the SSI" means?
>>205394154He might be talking to production.
>>205394079i want to kill this whore for that alone
>>205394151>walked>both plants removed>nontent faggot removed by standard elimination
>>205394166Yeah he seems much more focused, even talking more clear
when you're retarded and drug addicted literally anyone trying to relate to you and showing empathy will make you cry.
>THE SHAMAN IN PERU>THE ROLLING TANKS>SSI
>yeah I smashed a window for literally no reason but uhhh you said the bad word so yeah... maybe work on that?
>>205394140redguard is one word, outlander
I want them to confront Smaack about claiming to be “afrolatina”
>carcks the code from the get go>... naaaahTHIS GUY IS LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER
>>205394060You can rewatch on the youtube live stream
>>205394109>I won't forget>immediately forgetsThis guy
>>205394118>>205394117100%
I love this mf like you wouldn't believe. He's so hyped up right now.
>>205394118it's not even CLOSE. but yes
Dude Alex gets his mind blow like 3 times a day, everytime it's fucking so hammy and unbelievable but perfect for the show because you dont really know what's real or what's fake as a reaction. I really hope he wins and goes to Vegas with Burt platonically.
>>205394118Alex is probably the best Fish to ever do it at this point. If he sticks around and wins, there won't be anyone better.
Just got up, what the fuck is wrong with alex
>>205394154Alex is talking about production when he says you guys to the camera he's under the assumption they watch through those
the shaman in peru..... the rolling tanks.....
>DO THE ESASIE
>SSI that's gonna have me thinking all nightHoly shit, he really got into his head
>pacing around trying to decode the messagethis fucking rules dude
where did binx get the yellow animal from?
>>205394001>>205394182it's a reference to a joke sam has told before about how he took a martial arts class with a foreign guy would say "do the ssi" and sam finally realized he was saying "do the exercise". guessing they just want alex to try and figure it out even though it has no meaning
>"SSI, what can it mean?">takes a huge hit from the vapeNever change, Alex
>>205394118alex is just legit the best fish, most suited to the show, not pretentious, edgy without being cringe, simple. He is intelligent/humble enough to actually do the challenges and follow instructions which jon was not capable of.Very curious hwo he'll do when shit starts getting crazy.
When your parents genetics are top tier, at some point it doesn't even matter how old they were when they had you. You could be the black sheep of your family and still be in the top 1% of society success wise.
>>205394173you made me mute stream for 5 secondsI'm gonna rape you
>>205394161He's rich (somewhere in the world)
SSI
Alex B Saying The N Word
>>205394182Something that Sam pulled from his ass out of nowhere. He might have meant something involving nazis, but fucked it up.
>>205394182alex already forgot the "do the" part so it doesn't matter, he will never solve it
>>205394154he's talking to production, he does it a lot
saw clips of alex saying the n word and getting the talk from ben and the other black guy, anything else happen since?
>>205394192...metal gear? psycho mantis? second floor basement?
>>205394001He acts crazy enough so it's free money. Sam's all about that kind of stuff.
>>205394182do the exercise in a ecuadorian accent. sam told the story on pgl once
>>205394109and we're back baby
>>205394209he was given the greatest pep talk from Sam in history
>>205394118yeah
Smaack acting like she’s the nicest person but talking down to a crying drug addict
what are the chances alex gets voted off?
alex b is a cosmic entity
>>205394118Jon is someone you look at and say "hehe hes weird". Alex is a man who provides 24/7 entertainment and actually has an interesting story
>>205394182Could just be some nonsense to waste his time thinking about, but I'd like to think it will help him win a challenge later on.
He's already forgotten the full sentence
>>205394092>>205394098>>205394099>>205394101Anon, I know you're frustrated right now, but I just want you to know You deserve Love & Life
>>205394101>>205394155they’re terrible
>>205394187>both plants Lol ok
>>205394227I kekked so hard at that. It was Alex's reaction that did it
>>205394122I don't get it
>>205394118I love Jon but yeah, Jon gave up and quit a lot
>they paid Alex 4 Famousbucks today for mogging a Jeet and saying nigga Base
>>205394219thanks if this is real
>>205394252is this real or is that face edit?
Actually Jerry Seinfeld in a wig what the fuck
>After that talk with G, there's nothing I won't do to winWe are SO fucking back
Alex B surpasses all male contestants
>>205394199he's code switching retard he still has to live with them
>>205394198thank you I forgot youtube allows that. I offer blowjobs
>>205394258itt: talentless hacks
>>205394241Didn't you see her linktree. She's the queen of empathy
MIZZY IS FUCKING HIDEOUS
The hairspray is on, he's ready to fuck shit up
>>205394258
>you are wrong leonidas!
>>205394197what was it?
>>205394252literally jerry seinfeld
>>205394246It means do the exerciseSam told a story about a foreign trainer who had an accent and was telling him to “do the SSI to get better”
>>205394252… this is a seinfeld edit, right?
>>205394242If alexis does her job jeet is next.
I'm beginning to think Alex had a questionable relationship with his father
>>205394267its real, about 2 minutes ago
BRING BACK SIMMONS YOU COWARDS
>>205394252kek i can't tell if these are edited or not anymore.it's the chloe morretz phenomenon
You think Sam was serious hes not gonna let Alex win?
>>205394257I burst out laughing when he started hitting the wall with his fists
for the lifestyle alex has lived, he has so much hair still. wonder if its real cause im jealous and need to cope.
>>205394285kek
When Burt is inevitably kicked for going insane and beheading Jet I will switch my endorsement to alex
>>2053942420.00 percent
>>205394079Smack is irredeemably awful. Ugly inside and out. No redeeming qualities unless you are so pussy desperate you are attracted to spic nigger mutts.
>>205394252Yea and? faggot
>>205394250Thanks anon
>>205394242None he is going to win this
I am curious as to how the fish will respond when the house of cards eventually falls and they figure out they are on an alt right humor reality show streamed to a paltry 20k people
>>205394256wow you're so smart anon
>>205394267Real.
>>205394298he said that?
Alex BTJJonCole
>>205393494THIS IS HANDS DOWN my favorite moment of the season, Sam broke character and had to run away after giving him the talisman because he was going to bust laughing
>>205394285lol
>>205394259sonicpikachu
>>205394296Its legit
>>205394252This can't be real
is mizzy a jew?
>>205394306>beheading JetI will switch my endorsement to Burt
Thank god i stocked up on alex yesterday
>>205394298hell no, alex is the only one he actually wants to be his protege
>>205394182ssi - small stanky indian
>Smack is slang for heroin>The heroin addict has bad blood with smaackLike pottery
I can't wait for Alex's reaction when the jeet tells him he got the same necklace with the same story days before he got his
>>205394278what was on her linktree?
>>205394252didn't think mizzy stocks would tank this hard, it's crazy
She's not even good looking, why do I want to fuck her so badly?
>>205394298When did he say that? To the jeet? He told Alexis the jeet is the biggest piece of shit he’s met in the last 10 years lol
Alex B is so fucking kino bros
>>205394321>says he wont let him win because he said nigger>is on fishtankare u serious anon?
>>205394310wow look at this guy I bet he gets so much pussy haha
>>205394298no you retard, that was just to gas up simbal and make him stay here
>>205394321said it to signal
>>205394302Lifestyle has little to do with hair, it's mainly genetic
>>205394333>looks exactly like jerry seinfeldwhat you reckon?
>>205394337Day 1 endorsement here, reaping my rewards
>>205394314I'm curious when they will tell the winner? like will they just send them home and let them find out or will there be a reveal at some point?it seems like there will be a reveal just curious how they will do it, could see them do it at the end after the finale.
>>205394269>what is the deal with Burt? I don’t know if I should hate him for being a nigger or for being a faggot!
Binx is so entertained by Alex. She's just like us
>>205394301This guy is such a lolcow. Probably the best Fishtank has had yet
>>205394342
>>205394340>signal (the) stinky indian
>>205394306Burt will be happy to leave because he gets to start stalking ted. Congrats on your prize ted!
>>205394306Burt will definitely rape Andrew at some point. It’s basically a forgone conclusion after he cried in front of him.
>>205394323remove TJ from the list and kill him dash his head against the stones and i could almost agree
so........ that's it for today?
>>205394373>>205394373>>205394373>>205394373>>205394373new
Alex Beast
>Alex revealing his Famous Bucks He can probably trust Binx, but it's funny that he just immediately reveals it
>>205394115She sure is, you fucking moron. She’s a mutt of nigger, Latinx and white. That means by definition neither she nor your retarded brown ass is white.
Alex Binx kino is BACK ON THE MENU
>>205394371>still seething about TJ
WHATAFUCKINGRETARD
I'm getting kinda tired of alex and binx just constantly being together
>>205393333Fixed, refresh for changes to apply. For those using the playlist, everything should fail-over to the new domain. If it does not, replace ftest or ft-hetzner.3045x.com with ft-hetzner.flowstreams.cx.
>>205394358i just feel like every time i see a heroin addict they're bald. maybe im retarded. probably
>>205394349Those ridiculous legs
Don't tell anyone -> tell bins instantly
>>205394382he is incapable of deception
>>205394360Same it's glorious to be right.
>>205394350>He told Alexis the jeet is the biggest piece of shit he’s met in the last 10 years lolHe broke character for that scene.
>>205394173:)
>>205394252>a girl looks less attractive without any makeupW O A H
>>205394331>What is the deal with Totino’s Pizza Rolls?? I mean, seriously? They're the only food you eat that guarantees a trip to the burn unit and the freezer in one bite>*audience laughter*>It’s like they’ve figured out how to defy physics just to mess with you.
How do people like Alex have so much energy
>>205394359>edited to look like jerry or not editednew challenge mizzers
>>205394331>>205394252>>205394269>what's the deeeaal with diaries?
Alex doesn't understand what it means to betray confidence. He definitely misheard that shit and thought it said "portray confidence".
>>205394392she's a good tard-wrangler
>>205394447It's this season's chud gang but y'all ain't ready to have that conversation
this alex binx arc is kinohe showed her his secret stash like shes his girlfriend
>>205394393>Fixed,STILL NOT WORKING SAAR
>>205394298>thinking he was telling the Jeet the truth of all fucking peopleThe only person he was in any way genuine with just barely was Alex. That's his guy.
>>205394331>And what is the deal with baby food? We know it’s for babies. Does it need to come in baby sized packaging?*coughing* *murmur**shuffling in seat*
>I don't bow to princes, I'm a fucking kingAURA
>>205394472they're like chud gang but both are cool
Alex would feel good to get on top of while pressing him about art, saying you want to make a Pollock on his chest. Pressing your gut up on him and imitating his accent, saying, “MAS-TER-BAY-SHIN,” while you tug yourself on top of him, engulfing his twiggy little Louisville baby bod underneath your fat piggy gut. “MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. MAS-TURR-BAAAATE. THAAATSSS-GNAAAWWTT-AAAARRRRRT. THATS-GNAWT-ARRRTT.” Just getting up in his shit and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIN. THATS NOT AARRRDDD.” And when you see his little twiggy eyes looking up you with piercing hatred, look down at him and say, “YOOUUU HAAADEE MEEEEE. WHYYYDA YOUUU HAAADE MEEE.” And leave him there to tend to his businesses.
>>205394252Does this mean she's jewish
>mizzy has a more male face than the actual tranny
>>205393239Mizzy by orders of magnitude
>>205393962His Marla is even more disgusting
