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>>>205405047how about they steal some ideas to keep the show entertaining then? you know what would be funny AF? a season where everyone is told they're the plant and if they get revealed, they're eliminated, then tell them all to do things to act like fucking retards. everyone in the house trying to out-retard each other, and all of them thinking they're the only one who's just pretending to be retarded.
>>205405373based bread
smaack needs a head shaving
>>205405260
>>205405373SHAVE SMAACKS HEAD THEN ELIMINATE HER
Yeah they aren't keeping her around for hellhouse.
smaak needs an extraction boys, we gotta save her
Jet you absolute faggot stop simping lmao
Smaack's corruption into evil arc will be something special
smack kind of reminds me of jc
>spookyguys
fucking SIMPS
Original (shit) Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWn_I1gyCNwother versions:https://pastebin.com/uNNGZNds>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
Love me SmaackSimple as
coddletank much? smaack?
eradicate jimmycord
>>205405373THE DAILY BURT - DAY 11NOW AVAILABLEHOT OFF THE PRESSGET IT WHILE COPIES STILL AVAILABLEPLEASE REPOST FOR QRD/FTL/ EXCLUSIVE
my wife smaack!
Architectfags look like THIS?
here come simbal hands creep along de vay to your beutiful bodys
BLACKURBANRIPPEDTRAINER
I guess Smack didn't realize they were saying straight to her face "You aren't gonna last much longer on the show".
thank you master Jet
Smaack confirmed favorite
Simptank is back
>went easy on smaack>going easy on paytonNONTENT
they better not kick binx cause shes a much better knower than mizzy
i'm not a simp and i've never stalked women or even posted anything in the lines of those freaks. but i teared up watching smack
even Sam likes Smaack
Sam you bitch kek
>Smaack gets a free ride fucking biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches
smaack is so sweet bros. i want to see somebody dump poopoo pee puke on her..
Alright smaackheads... i get it now
im fine sacrificing payton for smaack jet
>>205405378(You) just described season 2
>>205405409Jet is such a faggot
>payton just getting a kayfabe confessionalfuck this
>>205405415Taytay
faggot ass jet saves smack because jet wants to fuck the only girl that he thinks is attainable to him
>>205405425Kys simp nigger
This account got created on a meth bender just to hate on the kardashians
>>205405419how could you possibly have misread that so badly
>smaack: I think there's something good in all of us.I love her so much bros. she's perfect and nice, and wonderful>Sam: You can just be you. You don't have to be mean.Love and life won and its going to keep on winning.
>>205405415>jimmycord still hates thisbaffling
>>205405427>>205405429smack bros we winning
Reminder that Alex's fetish is more respectable than TJ's.
>>205405443Taytay's bouncing taytays
Poopbros, we’re home. It’s coming soon.
>>205405419Yeah unfortunately as soon as it gets into S1 territory she's gonna struggle.
side part is BACK niggas
I've spent so long convinced I'm a white supremacist, but a life time of racism is being undone by a goofy afro-latina skater clown
>>205405424because neither of them will last long
>>205405386not happening jimmy
>>205405434Shut up, Smaackfaggot. Let your shit tier waifu gain traction on their own (zero) merits.
>>205405418so are they implants or not? did we come to a conclusion?
paytons hair rn tho
>>205405434Welcome brother
>>205405449Love Wins :)
>>205405459Smack looks like she would love to see some of the black or meztezidominicai in her family get murdered in front of her and have the White of her family deliberating slowly as if discussing yard weed removal whether or not her life should be spared, then they decide she can be an incestmutt cocksleeve slave for the rest of her life and she bites her lip and says THANK YOU MASSA
>>205405447based as fuck
>>205405465Im a mizzy maniac actually
>>205405424because payton is a crybaby
>>205405430If she has a free ride she better get kicked with her dollaridoos
she didn't react that much to sam saying retarded
>>205405456name three instances of poop being utilized in the show before
>>205405447LMAO
i miss friendtank
lmao sam is so fucking bored of the act
>you should get those lasered
is payton trans?
BORING PAY PAY
>>205405457It wont get there. jet is simping for smack so hard that hes just going to toss the entire hellhouse part so that she doesnt get upset
>>205405472truuuuu
Payton loves volleyballI love Payton
>>205405467she looks great tbqh. only girl that competes with taylor for traditional good looks.
>>205405422Easily replaces the bruja duo
>>205405455goddamn tj is such a fucking retard for blowing it with her
holy fuck Bianca is BACK
payton is BY FAR the hottest fishtank girl ever and if you "disagree" (not possible), kill yourself
>>205405408>The Daily BurtKIIINNNOOO
SHIRT IS OFFalso mizzy said they asked what price she'd shave her head for and she said 1mil
Payton is 19? That's morbid
Giving a coddle interview to the most boring contestant is funny
>>205405485>theyre retarded
This is perfect
>>205405499taylor is fucking revolting
19 year olds know about smosh?
>>205405430i told you she would get the josie treatment
>>205405474I wipe my ass with your false flag
>what's your favorite smosh video?okay now THIS is kino
>>205405472kek truuuuuuuuu
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!
>>205405487i wish
I'm happy for smaack, but fuck me she dodged the fabled hybrid vigor I hear mutt advocates bandy about.
>>205405415gambles your 50k
>>205405502she never left
>>205405408bro this is awesome
>>20540551119 year old lesbians with a milf fetish
>>205405503don't care, her personality is dull and she creates no content
>>205405472YOU AGAIN? I don't even know what all that is supposed to mean!
payton update:definitely not attracted to guys
>>205405467it looks great, not so sure about her face
>i'm not attracted to guysyou dont have to repeat it
>>205405459You should unironically blow your brains out with a shotgun in front of your family
>>205405378Newfag
>>205405453i don't care about their fetishes nigga
I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO GUYS
>>205405501goddess taytay!
>>205405521thank god
>>205405503no
this shit is fucking cringe, literally bullying innocent people because they are in control, fucking grim
IM DUMB SHES A LESBIAN
payton CUTE!
>>205405511surprised too
Mizzy gets>would you shave your head and shit in a diaper for $30? Payton gets>who do you like more from smosh, ian or anthony?
\>>205405405>>205405411>>205405422>>205405427>>205405434>>205405435>>205405449>>205405459>Confirmed production loves SmaackYea, im thinkin we won SmaackheadsLove & Life
paypay is gaygay and thats okaykay
paytons mouth is kind of crooked when she talks
>>205405505please keep us updated
>>205405510I know you're lying Jimmy
>>205405408top tier OC lad
Sam SEETHING about DYKEton
>>205405536no u
>>205405544true
>>205405472fucking die
unpopular opinion but simbal is reasonably intelligent
>>205405495I have some faith but she's just such a fucking pushover wuss. She would be the easiest girl to take advantage of.
TOTAL JEET DEATH
BORING PAYTON
Clip of Binx talking to Alex about fishtank right before Alex's confessional? He jumped when they called him, he was nervous as shit
>are you having the time of your life here?
Lesbo house
>>205405503>girl
>>205405544you're watching a Sam Hyde production my man
TJ will always be my lil nigga but alex is that fucking guy you could not make a character as compelling as alex he is the find of the century for sam and jet
>>205405530>>205405535She's just addicted to milfs. Cock can set her straight.
>>205405472Actually true
Binx is rocking... she's nervous
>>205405544pussy faggot
>>205405543gross
>>205405407Is that kiwi anon and Sylvia? I didn't know they were Jimtards.
>fucking retardrelax sam
>>205405574
>no grilling on attraction to hag
why tell mizzy the truth about the show? even if she thinks she figured it all out she wouldn't truly know until she left since she can't look anything up about the show>hmmm i think the show is actually a prank show and it might be liveok?until she leaves and can look at her phone to search it up it remains a theory
mizzy fat
BORING
>>205405575thiccums
this is a test
any ian updates?
that room is so smoky lol
>sam thinks peyton wont walki agree tbqh
>>205405583she got her hair lookin good
IDK about you guys but do you get the feeling that Sam kinda hates Simbol
>>205405581she's so fucking alpha
>>205405544it's been this way since season 1
>>205405373What did Payton just say....
sam knows payton will stick it out
>sam admitting that they just want people to walkoh the frog is boiled
Please we need the Smaack vs Mizzy boxing match
>>205405568sounding intelligent in your second language is hard as shit + he has less indianisms than most indiansstill a creep though
>>205405568sure but he definitely has this weird control thing
Just a smidge
>>205405607Sam loves all the contestants :)
payton just hasn't met me yet
>>205405615what exactly did he say? i zoned out
>>205405544That's the point of the show?
>>205405408i award you one internet
Sam is ready to hit the gas and not in the neptunian sense
>going this mask off on day 10 of 42Frog status?
>>205405583>edierockingshe knows too much
payton binky burty sneed final 4 screencap this
>>205405600hes sleeping
>>205405615>>205405614>doesn't put any pressure in Payton>just ask girly stuff>'uh yeah she'll last'
>>205405583about what though
>>205405589It's irateconsumer (jimmycord admin) and some obese tranny he fucks
Mizzy is going to walk soon. Same with Ron
>>205405593It was a huge mistake. Sam was convinced she knew everything and probably quickly realized in the basement she was clueless.
>>205405593she was just talking too much. was about to plant the idea in everyones head by the end of the day when she started to figure it out.
>>205405378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQl-3VwWMPM
>>205405544bullying people to their faces has ALWAYS been the best mde content
>>205405598she’s smol
I would pay any amount of money to watch smack get disemboweled on stream
>>205405586id crack your fucking skull open and eat your brain, these people are decent and innocent, maybe a bit stupid but they don't deserve mistreatment from incel faggots like jet just because he was abused as a kid
>>205405620Indian men all do this, they're disgusting genuinely
>>205405616can we please go one season without fucking boxing?
>>205405639Ron is first for sure, I bet it's tomorrow.
>>205405544>innocent peopleDude... there are only two innocent people in this show
>>205405544It's a cynical show
>>205405378how about this:tell the contestants what the show is about (a livestream) and they compete in challenges for moneyinvestors call me
>>205405620thats just indian
>>205405600got a burrito in the microwave... damn
>>205405568Smarter than all the wiggers
>>205405555>>205405561how do you realistically doe break a dyke like Payton?
>>205405632If payton makes it the whole way she'll be a different person at that point
>>205405630starting to boil
>HONK!>>205405626he just said "i think we will be surprised with some people not walking"
>>205405653yep. ben and jet!
>>205405649you won't do shit faggot
>>205405648that would hurt her why would you want to watch that :(
>>205405626when peyton left he said "i think some people will surprise us by not walking when we turn things up"
>>205405653what are you, fucking jigsaw? fuck off
>>205405648On second thought, Im gonna walk that one back. I love smaack
Alexis is so fucking retarded but sometimes incredibly smart
>>205405407John Christian Harman did nothing wrong
>>205405649I agree only for Smack, she's too good of a person
>>205405501>blowing itnot his fault she’s mentally unstable. bullet dodged frankly
>>205405544It's more than bullying. It's exposure to a type of reality that they are incapable of understanding due to their normie-ism. The comedy is right in front of them and they can't find it.
that closet is filled with smoke
Have any of them asked production about who won the real election?
haha i le honk
I don't think this bitch knows what "aspect" means.
>>205405649Youre a huge faggot and youd probably fit in better over on reddit
>not going hard on the people who deserve itgay
qkek shes coughing from the smoke
the fucking honking
>>205405641>>205405593It was a mistake indeed, completely deflated her.
>>205405675she has mommy instinct
>>205405663you let her live the life that is true to her
>>205405684no lol
>alexis rephrasing the question like its still a show lmao
Hahaha honk funnee
bros I live near the Seattle area how do I track down Smaack after she's kicked off the showfor marriage of course
>>205405684nope
do psychiatrists do anti-n-word therapy?
honking is funny
HONK TUAH
>>205405373>Burt kissed AlexWHAT?
Jet giggling like a schoolgirl with the horn rn
honkitup
>Psych help
>>205405704this but unironically
>>205405648nooo! Smaack has had enough misfortune and cruelty in her life already. Love Smaack, be nice to Smaack, take care of Smaack
>>205405670that sounds more like he's saying some of these people might be slightly stronger than they expected, not that they're gonna just walkBut people walking would only be a win regardless, because then they don't owe them shit in terms of Fishbucks and all that
>>205405499Taylor looks like a frog compared to Payton, come on. Especially now when she’s bloated.
>>205405688She said Simbal was trying to confuse her by using "big words" despite being ESL.
>>205405691they're going hard on the people that they know can take it
translation:give me money
>>205405668id cut you in half with a chainsaw
>the entire season is revolving around normies getting to learn how to deal with the n wordmy mind is blown. no wonder Luke was no longer needed, alex took his role
>>205405708Computer said they would get famous bucks for a 5 second kiss on the cheek. Happened multiple times. Tried to get Burt to kiss him on the lips. Alex declined.
>we NEED to make a super pizza
>>205405721Payton looks like a lightbulb
>>205405698>>205405702weird
Was waiting for tonight, expecting it to devolve all the way after they axe the blue haired bitch, maybe someone else.
>>205405701try any black owned bike shop
>>205405703everyone who uses the n-word is too based for therapy
correct usage of the word aspect so far: 1/3
>>205405734sexoooooooooooo
I think Alexis is gonna make it really far, maybe not win but far for sure
>>205405738lmfao i thought i was going insane
>>205405697What seems true to her right now is seducing married blonde straight moms. Payton needs correction.
>>205405638I take back what I said. Kiwi and Sylvia are miles ahead of these fags.
>>205405731that was a good night
>>205405738I can't listen to her without wanting to put my head through a fucking wall.
>>205405738I aspect she isn't too bright.
>>205405741I agree, I think she’s gonna stick it out
>>205405712HONK
>my therapist's name is cher and i call her my cherapistholy cringe
Sam is gonna snap at the honking
Alexis has the same air-headed speech pattern as that Miss America meme girl>and such as... the Iraq>and such as....
>>205405741she is sylvia. both mommies
>>205405722No, Simbal said "use big words with Alexis to confuse her". She didn't say that, he did, she confronted him for saying it.
>>205405709
>>205405738>from my aspect...what did she mean by that?
>>205405762perspective
>people still haven't figured it out
>>205405449She will quit before day 24.
>>205405756Hey Jet, want to see something funny??
>>205405708
>>205405738eh, not too bad
>>205405745if she is happy and safe and not hurting anybody then she does not need correction
Burt prison RP updates? too busy watching confessional
Pouring hot sauce on my banana because it's actually a good combo and i'm paying close attention to what Binx eats.
>>205405762i ran 80,000 simulations and the simulation machine broke
>>205405767Holy fuck, it's true. Women really don't know what perspective means. That's why they keep incorrectly using "POV".
>>205405736>those viewsso it’s finally over lol, brutal
>still rephrasing her questionsHAHHAHA
>>205405373Ppv dies for me every few minutes how to fix
alex is going to take this the worst. the fact that this isnt on hulu might make him kill himself
i want korean fried chicken
>>205405762she combined "from my perspective" and "in one aspect"
The only Fish that I see walking immediately when shit gets hard has consistently been La'ron. MAYBE Smaack?
Every man in the house right now owes Burt sex
>>205405779she's a literal homewrecker predator
>>205405776>>205405756
>>205405788It's been dogshit all day.
based laron telling alexis like it is
I bought Alex and Smaack stock day one and now I'm sitting in my Bugatti at the Hamptons. See you losers later.
THIS SHIT IS KEK
>>205405777Why is Alex wearing 2 watches?
>>205405780/morgue/
jet you have zero chance of fucking anyone from this show, please be professional
"in that aspect" is not a phrasealexis needs to say "in that respect"or i will die
>nobody thinks burt is an actor
>>205405728>>205405777He looks so uncomfortable, lmaaao. Was all day this zany?
>binx confirmed she hasnt washed her hair at all since she got there
>>205405811why not
why do they all think jeet is a plant
>>205405812
>>205405811monkey time
>>205405817lmao
>>205405817It’s impossible to act schizophrenic 24/7
>room filling with smoke
that guy didn’t produce SHIT
Burt could be the plant. If so it'd be masterful.
>>205405789Nah I think he'll take the shred of obscure internet popularity
>>205405812he was firing off RP lines for awhile, he was really loving it
>>205405816SHE KEEPS SAYING IT AHHHHHHH
>>205405785she put out a reel on instagram 13 hours ago that has 18k views. i donno where that other one is from. but i think you knew that. kill yourself.
>Alexis thinks Simbol could be paid actor the day after Sam told her in the confessional that he thinks Simbol is a disgusting human with zero redeeming qualities
>>205405821>licking the oils off of her hairoh my god
>>205405831He could be a schizo actor tho, no?
>>205405811hes a beast
>IQ Rankings:Burt - 160Alex - 145Binx - 110Smaack - 107Payton - 105Sneed - 94Mizzy - 91Signal - 83Alexis - 79How accurate is this?
>>205405826because being that much of a pushy prick isnt natural (unless indian)
>>205405780he tried to do a monologue, got interrupted by smack, tried to call her sugar as a joke, had to repeat himself, babbled out his monologue and then instantly snapped into bed.
>>205405817nobody believes someone who could be that convincing
>>205405824A fair post
>>205405847No, that’s not a thing
>>205405849Signal higher, Sneed lower.
what's binx doing rn I'm watching confessional kino
>>205405816>>205405842It's okay to just say that you're retarded or don't speak english.
>>205405849Signal 100 I would say
watch her streams!
>>205405849Payton is whiter than Binx and Smaack, should be above them
i just mimed my own response to that question and imagined sam and ben reacting to it
>>205405862Who?
>>205405849sneed and smaack are much lower than that
>>205405824I never saw that clip of Smack but yeah, she definitely had abortions.
>danganronpa: fishtank edition
>>205405862kill yourself jimmycord tjaylorseether
>>205405849Switch binx and signal
>>205405861>>205405858
>>205405862women drinking beer is so unattractive
>>205405862Beat.
>>205405824wtf I'm pro-life now??Shit should be shown in school
Alexis answers questions with the same cadence as that Miss America dummy from forever ago.
>>205405799bruhs she doing it again
>>205405870kek
slow sensual oily handjobs with smaack. thoughts?
>>205405815>>205405860syntactically correct but semantically meaningless
>>205405849alex is 142 (he said this)binx is 120signal is 125payton is 110
the dark twist of the show is that burt is a white guy wearing blackface
>>205405862Give a link silly
>>205405862link the channel phajjet
>>205405849This confessional decides if Alexis is higher or lower
>>205405843huh? i literally forgot about taylor, i dont follow her. last time i checked she moved to kick and her viewership dropped to single digits. instagram doesn’t really matter
>>205405860yeah that would be correct usage 2/4
>>205405869Charls made his “career” off grifting towards racists while race mixing with a sand nigger
dayum
she keeps spamming aspect but she used it correctly this time!
>>205405876We are talking about individuals you smooth brained faggot
Jet is probably feeling really good about himself right now
>>205405894Binx is probably higher than 120, she's just fucked up. Tayleigh scored 135. I think Binx is at least as smart as she is.
>>205405870>main character spends 90% of the game refuting alex because he can't stop lying
>no big names or brands attached to this projectwill she take any notice of that
claire is 50 views away from 1000 views on her vlog
Alexis needs to get shit thrown at her , she is absolutely retarded
so which ones aren't actors yall
>>205405849Burt - 160Alex - 132Smack - 109Simbal - 101Payton - 99Binx - 93Alexis - 89Mizzy - 84Ron - 79
>why did you lie about being 26?>because four people tried to break into my house to steal my monkeys and I shot at themgenuinely what did he mean by this
>>205405904She loves this island
>>205405864that's high IQ behaviour
>alexis literally described Jet
>>205405904bitch is flirting hard
>>205405887B E C A U S E T H E Y D O N ' TH A V E M A P S
alexis is unbelievably dumb wow lmao
>>205405849Binx is obviously smarter than some autists here realize.And Signal is definitely much smarter than an 83 IQ, despite being Indian
>>205405915dayum
>>205405860you don't know what the word "grammar" means you shitstaincolorless green ideas sleep furiouslygrammatically correct but not a phrase
>>205405870I've been saying this. kino albeit
>>205405824damn imagine that with some bbbq sauch and some potatos and gravy.
STOP SAYING ASPECT YOU AIRHEAD
>they're starting to plant seeds of doubtcurious to see how this will play out
>>205405862>he cheatedwhy did she lie bros? did the well dry up? it killed her career
>>205405923who gives a shit, it's kino
>>205405543not too bad for a femboy
>>205405858>>205405861I think he's a retard who trys to act smart, i,e like every other jeet.>>205405863This was the one i struggled with the most, you might be right.>>205405894Signal 125? I'd eat my own shit if he was even 3 digits.
>alex, binx, symbal and mizzy vote for smaack to prevent the harpies and baby sneed vote mizzy out>they save smaack>production kicks symbalthats the plan or I'm getting something wrong?
>>205405919we need new clogs asap
>>205405923He wants to hide from his criminal record (heroine and gun charges)
>>205405904is she drunk?
>>205405886you just fell for propaganda. congratulations.
>>205405824She says no, why would smaack lie? she's been indoctrinated to be the type to shout her abortion. she would be honest about it.
Is it not a queer gay dating show for queer gay boy males?
>>205405849signal is second or third most intelligent
>>205405923>four people tried to break into my house to steal my monkeysseems pretty obvious
>>205405849>Alex 145kek
>>205405918She's too fake to be honest because she wants the money.
>>205405916>Tayleigh scored 135thats was a lie tho u retard
>>205405916>Binx is probably higher than 120she wouldn't be on this piss freak of a show if she had any intellect
>it was gruesome.... it was grueso->>WHAT DO YOU THINK ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO TED
>>205405953no, he just realized how fucking demented it is you soulless kike
>>205405543cute boy
>>205405849Burt 160Alex ???Binx 130Smaack 115Payton 105Alexis 99Simbal 95Mizzy 90Sneed 88
>>205405862>all these TJfags seething
Alex is not 140 lol he is average
>>205405953Oh okay so they don't kill the baby? That's a relief. I'm pro-choice again
ppv died?
>>205405511I was about to say I know about smosh not realizing I'm 25 now
>>205405904>>205405906>>205405906>people really thought they would kick binxShe already has people following just her around the house instead of what sam / ben are doing. She is final 2 until sam throws a hissyfit
>>205405947no way production kicks simbalbeing hateable is easy content
>taylorseething in /ftl/ alreadywhy was season 3 such a failure?
>>205405904the island is just her plinth
>>205405922People sleep on Ron, but he’s not stupid Not a genius but on a real show he’s playing with very solid strategy
>>205405952no. shes drinking some vegan shit.
>>205405942he was flirting with another woman thru text. you should not do this if you want to keep your girlfriend
>>205405912I Am BLOODY SOORRY SAAR, SAAR SIMBAL IS THE GREATEST SMARTEST LION!!
Taylove!
>>205405824Kys Christcuck
I'm rooting for Mizzy now. Sam is a faggot.
>>20540597532 years old btw
if you cant feel the heat youre a retard
binx-chan so skibidi
Good news, guys! Alexis says she never makes herself the victim!
>>205405987if sneed was on any other show he'd be a shoe in, but his reaction to sfx blew the bottom out of his stocks today
holy shit these threads are retarded. You guys are literally like 5 steps behind what's going on right now
>still talking to alexis while it goes nowhere>das crazy
Now that S3 has officially flopped what’s next for Jet Neptune and MDE?
>>205405916She’s a low IQ spic with zero redeemable qualities, Kys simp
I would let alexis blow me desu
YOOOOOOO BINX JUST BROUGHT UP HATSUNE MIKU ON SOME REAL SHIT
>>205405999and?
its happening..........................
>>205406002many are saying this
>>205405970Binx isnt smart just because shes racist you fucking retard
>>205405984It's too close to bitchtank, bloodgames and season 2. No one is really watching anymore. Hence the thread being populated with offseason /bant/oids only.
>>205406013she's a grandma hag whore
what kinds of skill allows someone to create and run fishtank
>>205405992no he was not
Ritual in Progress
>>205406017Yes she is and that's exactly the reason why
>>205405971this, stop hating on beautiful toilet taylo!
Sam is right about life not being miserable btw
"Life is Mizzy" is supposed to be "miserable" and not "messy"???
>>205406014ssO
>>205406031retard
>>205406024having a big wallet
>>205405824If i get banned for posting a pic of burt getting rimmed i hope you do too
>it's on how you perceive itgrammar anon is having a seizure right now
>>205406024is being abused as a child a skill?
>life is mizzerable
>>205406005But anon, you’re in this thread too…
>>205406031She’s a normie low iq spic
>>205406024havin big eye brows
>>205406014there is already one rapist in the famous house
>>205406037Unless you're Indian.
I cant get a read on sam here with lexi
binx, mizzy, alex, burt, and maybe burt are all actors
>Life has amazing opportunitiesWhat aspect did she mean by this
Weren't we supposed to get a freeloader today?
isn’t love beautiful I think that love is beautiful
>>205406024e-famecharismamoneynetworkingheartlessness
does alexis always talk this much? I usually mute her
Feels like ben and sam can say ANYTHING and have these niggas just agree
>>205406012OMG MY KAWAI UWU 32 YEAR OLD WAIFU IS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING I KNOW AND LIKE
Sam is wrong about life not being miserable btw
>>205405583About what
holy fuck alexis is really stupid
>>205406059the stinkbug
>>205406020
BURT KINO COMING UP
i hope smack makes it at least one more week
Wow thanks Sam. How inspiring
>>205406067Shut up bitch faggot.
Life is mizzy sam you faggot
>>205406068jesus christ
>>205406059You got Kevin. Be grateful.
>>205406039Sam is a moron
>>205406005Jet is like five days behind us. He only just learned an hour ago that Mizzy was on Dhar Mann
>burt walking in>horn goes offLost my shit.
>>205406048yeah but I seem to be the only one here who's figured it out. there's even a bunch of people on twitter who seem to know
>>205406068make him normal again thats weird
>>205405919all me btw
the mastermind
Feeling the temperature turning up with every question
well that's one way to start an interview, ben
>it's a Jet interview
>tell us about your dream role as a rapist and murdererstarting off well
>>205406076Back to your Binx discord brownoid.
>>205406067He's a trust fund kid who has never known real hardship. Of course he would think that way.
>>205406053He was blunt with her because she’s obtuseHe implied the show is something suspicious and that Ted wasn’t really injured - he wants to scare her
>>205406067its insane to make that your brand. Life is mizzy/miserable. that's retarded
>you can chew while you talk its fine
sam is going to laugh his ass off
>>205406037Nothing Sam does or says indicates that he actually believes that
>sam moving the cam way closer for all of burt's confessionalslol
>>205406109
>they stopped stopped talking about schizo BBC and switched back to fatty white girl seethe
>>205405958It's a gay show
>>205405919who?
>>205406005ok fill us in
>>205406074every answer was her repeating the question sam or ben asked her and then answering, like a 12 year old giving herself time to think
>>205406080Wow thanks Sam. How inspiring
?
>>205406093>quick deer, do the stanky leg>now crash the show, no survivors>now restore vibes with despacito music>now crash it again
What the fuck
THINK ABOUT IT YOU IDIOTS
Burt wants to be Doofy
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BURT.
a child molester?
burt BURT. calm down
HES BACK
FUCKING HELL BURT IS ACTUALLY FUCKED
Burt fucking kek
>>205406101>i know you are but what am isad!
sam is playing with fire here
Burt is just talking about himself. He is the child molester and murderer/rapist.
>>205406105MDE became popular off of spewing vile nihilistic, cynical garbage btw
Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you
this is so specific lmao
okay yeah burt is a pedophile, sorry for doubting you guys
>burt's ideal role is a child molester that preys on little girlsburt truthers vindicated
burt is one of one, what the fuck
>>205405953Why is it propaganda? I thought it was just a lump of cells
>>205405992literally wasn’t, tj knew gemma for 5 years before he even met taylor and they were internet friends. taylor made him block various women like abi throughout the relationship because she’s insecure and controlling. don’t believe her bullshit
Sam can’t stop cracking
burt's so honest with his fetishes
>>205406090>he doesn’t know the actual twist
>>205405862nigga she don't stream anymore
>>205406138thats what he said..... and the signs were there the whole time..... huh......
>goes around as a gym coach>his dream role is a child rapist gym coach
hes back
>>205406119burt is talking about his dream acting role as a rapist murderer in a jail outfit and asked earlier if people think he could be a master method actor. And he's not the only one
wat
>>205406122i think its because she was told that in day 1 to rephrase the questions for the camera because they really hammered that in.
if you don't think this is the best TV ever made you're retarded
KEEP IT TOGETHER SAM
i cant stop laughing bros
sam just leave
kino
>popcorn, pretzels and pepsi
burt has such a bizarre image of himself. he's not attractive at all
sam finally seeing true burt kino
anyone have link to mirror site thanks guys
What, the honosexual is a pedo??!?!? say it aint so
>>205406152This guy gets it.
>>205406157no wonder the paypigs love him
>i-i was going to say, p-p-pussyfuck yeah
this is fucking incredible
>we'll cut that outfucking kek
Ben has more composure then Sam
lmao sam can't keep it together at all
>do you like popcorn broke sam
he cant keep it together
Burt is gonna win this
spat fucking whiskey all over my keyboard
>>205406188he's kind of unconventionally attractive
https://strawpoll.com/PKgleBDLQZpTime to vote on the best season as of day 12 /ftl/
>laughing at the mentally challenged to their face for being weirdsam is fucked up. and he has the balls to talk about being a good person.
what a blessing that we got both alex and burt together
>sam broke so bad he had to run awayfucking kek>>205406158he said this on day 1
Why does this feel like one of those detective interview videos right now, they're even getting him a drink to make him comfy.
>>205406201lmao Sam can't stop laughing
>>205406191It sounds like he's straight for little girls and gay for older men
>sam and jet tricked fishtank fans into worshipping a gay schizophrenic black pedophile rapist
>>205406207alcoholic pussy alert
burt mogging sam once again kek
they couldn't do it lmfao
>>205406167There's definitely another layer
>>205406188He spends time immersed in his weird queer roleplay spaces where he's merely a fetish object so he think's he's really desirable and attractive
>>205406213He tried not to
>>205406213Nigga you are actually retarded
Are they gonna arrest him live on some pedo catcher shit?
i have a feeling burt wants to play the role as a retarded obsession from a episode he saw as a kid
>>205406091I gotchu
>>205406217REID Technique
>>205406210Did you not see the Alex kino this morning, this is a top 10 fishtank day
hold it together sammy boy you can do it
>due to societal standardslmao
>This is actually a 4-D psy-op where Burt is playing Sam's internal thoughts>160 IQ Mensa man is getting justice for Marky
>they move the camera even closer LMFAO
>>205406236Exactly
I AM A VERY GOOD BAD BOY
>>205406234man I'm about to go to bed
>>205406222fuck off faggot
so he just admitted he's a pedophile
>>205406232Sam? God I hope so
yep hed do it
ppv taking a giant shit right as the kino starts
>>205405408where's the second page jackass
>>205406213And?
the fact they got him in a jail outfit is fuckin crazy and its just hitting me whats going on
holy fuck
Just admitting to being a pedophile lmao
>>205406234come on dude he doesnt look like that
>>205406210S2 was absolute dog shit
>You don't wanna know how crazy I can get!>I do!
Holy fuck
uuuuuhhhh.....
nothing interesting has happened in this entire season. why are you fags watching this smut.
bruh what the fuck
he's acting like a criminal right? or what
holy shit
WHAT THE FUCK
jesus fucking christ burt is a creepguy admits he wants to rape and kill woman en masse jerks off when people are in the roomshakes hands with people afterpervs after every person he comes in contact with
>activated
i don't feel comfortable. im not laughing any more
i'm crying bros what the fuck lmaoo
bros...you were right about burt......
bye bye burt
Uh wholesome burt bros wtf
Can't wait for the endorsement graph tonight
holy shit lmao
>>205406149I don’t think you’re rightIt’s largely thanks to Charles guilty San about it, but Sam does try to conclude his negative productions with a positive messageSeason 1 was Charlie and the chocolate factory, season 2 was about taking initiative and becoming a man by overcoming obstacles through that, Bloodgames was about having fun camping with your friends - even now, they told Smaack to not play up drama just because she thinks that’s what they want, it’s possible for her to win by remaining a good person (though they’ll imply she has to debase herself to win)
transcript for suffering ppv guys?
JESUS CHRIST BURT
burt what the actual fuck
>NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!wait what did burt say, I wasn't paying attention
Burt is a fucking psycho lol
KINO
HOLY FUCK BURT
>>205406258watch the director cam on youtube
umm...
uhhh..
this has to be scripted
>>205406279its dey culcha
>let it outlmao
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
oh no bros
wow all gays are psychotic freaks
WTF
So is PPV.land just laggy as shit today?
NOT MY HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS BURT
based burt
BURT?
Burt is a pedophile nigger
Is Smaack ok?
I'm not going to lie, seeing Tay puke up the hotdogs last season made me realize I have a thing for that stuff
Why did the candy thing make sam laugh so hard?
hell yeah
what the fuck man
burt????????????????????
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOO
this is the hardest ive laughed this season holy fuck burt
Bros….
>sam nodding
Wow, I didn't think it would take so little for Burt to expose the dark mechanics of himself on a supposed national TV show lol
what the fuckkk
It was hellhouse the whole time, bros
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205406293if there were no laws he would rape and kill, basically
HE IS LITERALLY DEATH GRIPS INCARNATE
>yer scarin me Burt...
>>205405408ownage
>>205406288MDE existed before fishtank and still fishtank is overall negative
tell me it's fake bros, please
>>205406318VINDICATED
BURT THINKS HE IS PLAYING THE PRISONER
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
i don't believe burt at all
>IF I WANT SOME PUSSY IMMA GET ITLMAO
>she don't like it? tough, that's the way it is
This is fucking amazing
Burt would rape children if he could get away with it, fucking grim.
im not laughing anymore bros
Dude this is fucked for real
uh...burt...?
WHOLESOME BURT BROS?
Wholesome Daddy Burt, amirite?
What daddy Burt wants, daddy Burt gets
Burt is awsome
>>205406311RESISTANCEISFUTILE
Oh now I see why you guys like Burt. He's the self-insert.
>160IQ >still just a nigger
160 IQ admitting to having pedophilic and generally rapist urges in front of a camera
ohhhhh boy
what would ian think of all of this?
>>205406336>tricked
im at the edge of my seat
>>205406300thank you bro
THIS IS FUCKED.THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKED.CURSED.
>>205406188he's got pretty good facial structure
heckin wholesome chungus nigga pedo
>Whatever Daddy Burt wants, Daddy Burt gets.
>>205406321Because burt is a a child in the body of a rapist nigger
BURT NO STOP DONT SAY YOULL LEGIT RAPE PEOPLE
IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING IT'S JUST A ROLE HE'S PLAYING
>"If I want that pussy, I'll get that pussy. Even if she says no.">Sam barely holding it together
How much is Burt's life over because of this show?
I NEED THE FOOTAGE FROM THE CAMERA BEN PLEASE POST THAT FOOTAGE FUCKING NOW NOW NOW AAAAAAAAAH THAT WAS INSANE
>>205406274You picked a bad time to post this
Burt is a pedophile nigger, mind you.
>>205406320I feel you
holy fuck we need to protect mizzy and alexget this guy the fuck out
Holy shit.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
there was an autistic kid in my class that was just like burt (but white), damn i miss that kid he was the best
>>205406372gee probably one of the 3 stock phrases that gets spammed in here every time something happens!!!!
SATANIC AND FUCKED UP VIBES.
Please arrest him right now
This feels satanic
I think I'm becoming genuinely afraid of Burt
I KKNEEL HOOLY FUCK
MIZZZY??????
Are we sure that Burt hasn’t killed or raped any children or women?
if burt is a plant I'll kneel so hard my head will hit the ground
Dear lord
>she's nice to me... I fantasize about raping her
>/tv/ was shilling this schizo nigger for 2 weeks
Sam won't be able to sit through this lmao he's gonna run out
did burt forget this is supposed to be a TV show?
MIZZYRUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>sam's head movements
Lock this nigger up
he's getting thrown out tonight
>>205406251funny how you call me the faggot when alcohol becomes oestrogen in the body. how are those man tits treating you? maybe ill come fondle them and show you the real faggot lmao. sissified retard
Best day so far not even close
y'all is some pussies
>>205406290>Let's just say, if I could do anything I wanted to, and totally get away with it.... so many women, so many people would be harmed.
WHAT DID SIMMONS GET THROWN OUT FOR AGAIN?
>>205406340kek
>>205406408hes harmless
MY WHOLESOME BURT WHIPEEEEEEEE
>Burt is a pedophile nigger? Wow, das crazy..
>big brother fans are confused why confessional is talking about rape
MIZZY AND ALEX ON BURT RAPE WATCH
Burt is a fucking creep
>>205406213sam is sociopath
What is Sam doing with his headits like nodding+headbanging
Most endorsed btw
BURT WANTS TO TIE ALEX UP IN BED WHAT THE FUCK
>this guy has the most endorsements of any contestant in fishtank history
>>205406399burt said his favorite number was 666
Now this is the fishtank me like
WE WERE THE FROGS BROSWE'RE FUCKING BOILEDWHAT THE FUCK
>>205406444lmao
Burt is so pornbrained its not even funny
BURT = S3 SIMMONS>BURT = S3 SIMMONSBURT = S3 SIMMONS>BURT = S3 SIMMONSBURT = S3 SIMMONS>BURT = S3 SIMMONS
>DESPITE HIS DISTURBING FLAWSthis is fucking kino
ITS A ROLE GUYS! HES'S FUCKING ACTINGYOU'LL SEE
7 MALES5 FEMALES
burt says the most abhorrent shit and caps it off with a mouth click and gay snaps
the dark secret of the show is that sam is a catholic priest now and this is an actual confessional booth
Alex deserves to know
>gorans rape tank is real
now this is a based Burt moment
>>205406342Cope nibba
>>205406423yeah right, he brings in too much TTS money. They'll keep him in until he locks the door and tries to rape mizzy when she's drunk
>>205406431ESL retardation.
>>205406425ive seen people say this for multiple days
rapetank is back
NEW THREAD MIGRATE NOW>>205406445>NEW THREAD MIGRATE NOW>>205406445NEW THREAD MIGRATE NOW>>205406445>NEW THREAD MIGRATE NOW
>>205406263Bingo bro
remove burt and bring in a Burt impersonator. this is too scary
BURT STOP TALKING STOOOOOOOPPPPP
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL FANTASIESget a grip
>>205406461he is a dangerous pedophile nigger
Wait, did you guys not realize Burt was actually a total psycho?
>burt will stay while simmons was kicked
>>205406467lmao I can't man I'm laughing so hard holy fuck
>>205406213>Nooooo why did Sam make fun of my wholesome child raping schizo friend?!!!
GAY RAPE TANK
>>205406431Watch, dude is legit admitting to wanting to rape but will keep him on.
What are the financial implication on Burt stock after these recent developments?
>>205406430kino line desu
he didn’t say anything about kids you retards
please tell me this is the surprise twist luke was talking about? not sure how it gets more psycho than this lol
The man's got Conan mentality. Want it? Take it. Simple as. I respect the madness.
you guys are a bunch of pussies>OHHH WAH WAH MY FAV IS NOW..LE PROBLEMATIC?please
Oh there's one additional guy in the room? This must be a gay dating meetup.
Is Burt just going to be in perma-jail?
>>205406498up
>>205406385Note that Burt has never actually shown any interest in a woman
>>205406478because everyday is getting better...
production should play all of these confessionals back to everyone. Imagine what would happen when they heard burt.
did anyone else notice that was the least hes ever stuttered and the most confident hes ever sounded
>>205406387this is his life, he's a method actor
>>205406491I just like to believe most are shit posting and supporting Burt for fun and not because they actually like him and think he's a good guy.
>>205406492The Simmons stir up was by kiwi fags.
Burt just got my endorsement
>>205406498SELL SELL SELL
>>205406526would be great if they did it later in the season
>what is evil? it's what society deems anywaywhat is evil? it's what society deems anyway>what is evil? it's what society deems anywaywhat is evil? it's what society deems anyway
>>205406424I appreciate your concern for my health retard but not everyone that drinks is a complete mess
>every other contestant knows about fishtank and is playing along thinking everyone else is in the same situation>production knows every other contestant knows>burt is an actual threat told to act out his fantasies as a method actor, expects every other contestant to be an actorAHAHAHA
Burt getting philosophical
>>205406552Fuck yeah! Burt Untermensch!
burt is so based holy shit but i think hes just gonna get kicked off
>>205406513hes funny to watch sure but should 100% be euthanized
ITS COLE
>>205406528He has an expression of certainty yet it makes me think he is tapping into a character that he thinks is fire.
LMFAO BURT WANTS A PRISON BITCH MY SIDES
Here comes Dumbgay
>>205406498Buy the dip
>>205406423bro...THINK please
>lets on a pedophile camp conselour>lets on a bipolar bpd psycho girl>lets on an actual schizo murderrapist that could overpower anyone in the houseGreat casting Jet! You guys know how to pick em!
TED = PERFECT PRISON BITCH
>>205406571>>205406575Neechean Boyfucker Kino
>>205406513I'm just amazed that he's willing to admit all this shit
>>205406430history in the making
>burt wants ted as his prison bitchI fucking love this show
>>205406606simbal beat him in arm wrestling that nigger has show muscles
>>205405947I'm not sure house votes are gonna be a thing much longer, based on these confessionals
did burt actually admit to having sex with kids??
>>205406659Arm wrestling is technique.
>>205406570you are so close
>>205406442He's making Burt feel like everything he is saying is perfectly normal and okay. So... Burt feels totally comfortable telling everyone that the only reason he doesn't rape and murder people is because there are laws against, and in reality those are his fantasies.
>>205406569Enjoy the estrogen knockoff tranny dipshit
BURT STOP TALKING NOW
>>205405995Those were the thin days, now she's just a bigolmtwn
>Fat shamingbad>Sexual assaultgood
>>205406686The youtube thumbnail.
>>205406681No
holy shit he's just an autistic roleplayer
bro is burt evil or not? what the fuck is up with this guy he is impossible to read
>>205406748>>205406716>>205406681>No, I don’t actually want to do that, I only mean in the context of acting Burt bros, we’re back>No, I don’t actually want to do that, I only mean in the context of acting Burt bros, we’re back
>>205406342I dont believe youve watched a season in full if you believe this
>>205406805He is leaning into a character that he thinks is transgressive and wants to portray on screen, but he doesn't feel that way outside of this hypothetical role.
this guys not actually that fucked he's just autistic enough to not realize the social ramifications of stating this stuff
Test
>>205406488you're retarded. he's the paid actor. watch the way sam moves his head. he's directing him while he speaks
>>205406921they're all actors
>>205406921Its crazy that there are people here more schizophrenic than Burt
>>205406921Do you think Sam doesn't know he's on camera or something? He's just nodding his head sarcastically trying to be funny because he knows he's on camera
>>205406921Sam is nodding his head in an effort to stop himself from cracking.
>>205405919I just put it on again in a muted tab (having seen it 3-4 times already). It deserves so many more views, but I'm kind of glad it's an /ftl/ secret.
